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VOLUME LIX AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13, 1935 NUMBER 18
STUDENTS WILL VOTE SOON
IN SELECTION OF POPULAR
CO-ED FOR "MISS AUBURN"
Annual Election For Selection
Of Campus Beauty Be Held
Week After Thanksgiving
FINALS BE HELD
Three Co-eds Placing Highest
In Primary Election Compete
In Election One Week Later
The third annual campus-wide election
to select "Miss Auburn" will be
held this year during the week following
the Thanksgiving holidays,. according
to an announcement made yesterday
by Alton Graves, editor of the
Glomerata.
The three co-eds receiving the highest
number of votes in the primary
election will compete in the finals to
be held the week following. The exact
date for both elections will be announced
in a future issue of this
paper.
According to present plans, the
voting in the primary election will be
done by means of numerous ballot
boxes to be put at various places uptown.
Voting in the final election
will be held in the Student Center. A
committee of Glomerata and Plainsman
staff members will count the
votes, with the results being published
in the succeeding issues of the
Plainsman.
The qualifications which the contestants
should possess are: personality,
beauty and intellectuality. Graves
urges that each of these qualifications
be considered during the voting. The
ballot for the first election will appear
in an issue of the Plainsman.
Each voter will sign the ballot.
Strict honesty is demanded by both
publications in order to make the
election representative. In both elections
each student will be allowed one
vote and will be checked as having
voted.
A picture of the winner of the contest
will appear in the Plainsman,
in leading state papers and will be
featured on the first page of the
beauty section in the Glomerata.
Plainsman Reporter
Interviews Debaters
In an interview with a Plainsman
reporter, Mr. Royle, of the Cambridge
debate team, expressed himself as being
deeply touched by the hospitality
accorded him by the different colleges
at which he has debated so far.
"Everyone in your community is so
gracious and so quick to gratify our
smallest desire. We particularly noticed
your famous 'Southern hospitality'
as we came South. I shall never
forget Auburn. You have been very
kind to both of us."
Mr. Royle expressed himself as liking
American colleges and seemed to
derive great pleasure from quoting
American slang. Mr. Alport, with
some amusement, told of his conversation
in Detroit with a person addicted
to slang. Upon being asked if he had
come "clean" from England, he became
very embarrassed until he learned
that "clean" in American slang
meant "all the way".
Second Humor Issue
Be Off Press Early
The second issue of the "Tiger Rag"
is expected to be ready for delivery by
the first of next week. Signs will be
posted in prominent places to indicate
the exact date of issue, and the copies
will be given to subscribers at the
Tiger Drug Store.
All subscribers are asked to obtain
their copies at the soonest possible
convenience as they will not be mailed.
George Quinney announces that any
co-eds desiring to contribute or help
in any way with the "Co-ed Christmas
Number" are to get in touch with
either Mary Haygood or the editor
as soon as possible. The deadline for
this issue is set at November 27, and
any copy received later than this date
will not be used.
'A' Club Will Give
Hop Saturday
Night
To wind up the festivities of Homecoming
Saturday, the "A" Club will
sponsor their third dance for the year,
according to Haygood Paterson, president
of the club. One of the biggest
dances of the year is planned, and
many out of town girls are expected.
Again the Auburn Knights, under
the direction of Yank Friedman, will
furnish the music for the occasion.
The Knights will add several new hits
to their group of special arrangements.
Dancing will begin' at 9
o'clock and continue until 12.
The sponsors of Homecoming, Blue
Key members, will be honored with a
lead out during the evening. The "A"
Club will have one lead out, and other
than these special numbers, there will
be three no-breaks.
TECH SMASHED
BY TIGER TEAM
LAST SATURDAY
Auburn Flashed Powerful Offensive
Attack Saturday To
Down Tech Eleven By 33-7
MITCHELL STARS
Tigers Baffled At Times By
Tech's Lateral Passes; Tech
Outclassed In Annual Game
BIG CROWD HEARS
AUBURN DEBATERS
FACE CAMBRIDGE
Negative Upheld By Auburn In
Arguing Question Relative
To Granting Congress Power
A chowd of 700 students, faculty
members, and townspeople filled Langdon
Hall to overflowing here Monday
evening to hear the Auburn debating
team-engage that of Cambridge University,
England.
The English debaters were John
Royle and C. J. M. Alport who upheld
the affirmative in the discussion that
the judiciary should not have power
to over-ride the decisions of the legislative
or executive branches of government.
Negative arguments were
presented by the Auburn team composed
of B. H. Johnson, Bessemer, and
J. E. DeVaughn, Deatsville.
The debate was a non-decision contest
but applause by the large au-dienca-
gave evidence of the excellence
of arguments on both sides. It was
the first time a team of foreign debaters
appeared on the Auburn campus.
Dr. John W. Scott, dean of the
school of science and literature, served
as master of ceremonies.
Final authority by the legislative
branch of government was upheld by
the affirmative as being more ideally
democratic, find a more accurate reflection
of the voice of the people. It
also, said the English debaters, causes
the legislature to realize greater re-
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Alabama Game Survey
Be Aided By College
The college proper and the State
Experiment Station at Auburn will
cooperate with national and State
Home Conservation Bureaus in an experiment
to determine how Alabama
farmers can make game management
profitable.
Plans for the research project are
being made by Dr. L. N. Duncan,
President of Auburn, Dean M. J. Fun-chess,
Director of the State Experiment
Station, Prof. J. M. Robinson,
entomologist, H. L. Swingle, associate
entomologist, and I. T. Quinn, commissioner
of game and fisheries. H.
L. Peters of the Bureau of Biological
Survey will be in charge with headquarters
at Auburn.
At a meeting held in Auburn last
Thursday, Mr. I. T. Bode, of the Bureau
of Biological Survey, pointed out
that for several years farmers have
been branching out into the business
of producing or encouraging wild
game on their farms.
The purpose of the new cooperative
game and wild life management research
project is to give the needed
technical and scientific help to farmers
for developing this industry.
By Eugene Lee
Flashing a driving offensive Saturday
behind Auburn's junior halfback,
Joe Bob Mitchell, the Tigers ran up
the largest score in the last 27 years
of their colorful annual encounter
with Georgia Tech. The Tigers completely
outclassed the Engineers in
Atlanta for a 33-7 victory in the 39th
renewal of one of the South's premier
grid classics.
Job Bob Mitchell came through in
great style after replacing the injured
Hitchcock in the early stages of the
game. Mitchell Was a threat the entire
time he was on the field. He
began reeling off long gains as soon
as he entered the game. He electrified
the big crowd with his punts, one
traveling nearly 70 yard, and returned
Tech's punts with equal abandon.
He rounded out his triple threat performance
by passing. Auburn's third
touchdown was the result of a toss
from Mitchell to Fenton. On the first
play of the fourth quarter he made
a beautiful run of 41 yards to score
Auburn's fourth touchdown.
Auburn truly reached a peak in offensive
attack. Fenton, O'Rourke,
Kilgore, Tipper, and Stewart all united
to put on a dazzling show of running
behind the work of the Tiger's
great line. Hitchcock's injury kept
him from sharing in piling up the largest
score of the year. Fenton made
a brilliant broken field run of 63
yards to continue the long distance
gallops that he started in the Duke
game. Kilgore showed a great burst
of speed and a deceptive run to score
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LOUD PLAUDITS
GIVEN PLAYERS
AT APPEARANCE
One Of Largest Audiences In
History Witness Showing Of
"Death Takes A Holiday"
FINE TALENT SHOWN
Play Opens Current Season For
Auburn Players; Many Of
Cast Show Unusual Ability
One of the largest audiences ever
to attend an entertainment given by
the Auburn Players here was well
rewarded last night by the production
of "Death Takes a Holiday". This
play, the first three-act performance
of the year, marked the opening of
the current season. Both excellent direction
and fine talent were shown
throughout the entire play.
Each player was outstanding in his
role, whether major or minor, and
individual praise could be determined
only by considering the importance of
the role in the presentation.
Eleanor Boyd, Arthur Stewart, and
Mary Elizabeth Watson, cast as young
Italians, and Ella Frances South as
an Italian princess, are all to be commended
both for their acting and their
accents. It was the support of this
kind by those in somewhat less important
roles that made the performance
such a success.
Willard Manry excelled his brilliant
performance in "The Monkey's Paw"
with his excellent portrayal of Death
in last night's performance.
The most difficult part of all, Baron
Casarea, an old man, was taken by
Morris Schneider and was performed
perfectly. Especially good were his
accents in each of the various moods
he acted.
Others who contributed to make the
play a great success were Mary Car-mack
and Arthur Elsberry, servants;
Horace Perry and Jane Billingsley,
Italians; Helen Christie and David
Roberts, young English people; and
Robert Botsford, and officer.
Engineering Societies
To Hold Joint Meeting
At a combined meeting of the officers
of the three engineering societies,
A. I. E. E., A. S. C. E., and A.
S. M. E., the question of having combined
meetings of the three societies
Sunday afternoons in the future was
discussed. It was decided to bring the
chapters together for a joint meeting
once every month.
It is planned to have the first meeting
in Langdon Hall the night of the
first Monday after the Thanksgiving
holidays. A committee was selected
to contact outstanding engineers in
the states of Alabama and Georgia for
the purpose of obtaining one that
would be in a position to give a talk
suited to all three phases of engineering.
The recreation hall will be used
after the talk for the holding of a
smoker. Two or three amateur acts
will be arranged for the smoker.
Realizing the handicaps placed upon
an outstanding engineer in having
to speak to only a small group of students
at the chapter meetings, this
plan of having joint meetings was decided
upon. By bringing together the
entire engineering student body, the
greater attendance that can be achieved
will serve as a greater inducement
to outstanding engineers to come to
Auburn for talks.
This consolidation is only in line
with developments over the nation.
Several national societies have been
founded with the purpose of consolidation
of the engineering profession.
The idea is to gain a sounder foundation
for the profession by the gain in
power and prestige.
An engineering club will be formed
sometime in the future. This club
will be the consolidation of the' three
chapters. A name will be given the j
organization and officers will be elected.
The chapters will continue to carry
out their meetings during the
month. The engineering club will
have charge of the monthly meetings,
carrying out of engineering projects
on the campus, and Engineering Day.
Music Subjects Here
Prove To Be Popular
College credit is given in all applied
music subjects this year. The Piano
Department, under the direction of
Mr. Coggin, is attracting college and
town students to the music school.
With the increased demand for music
more courses will be offered. Free
practice pianoes are furnished the students
in Langdon Hall and the Studio.
Since coming to Auburn Mr. Coggin
has appeared on programs in Auburn,
Fort Benning and Columbus. He
plans a Spring recital.
While working on his Master's degree
under Prof. Oldberg at North
western, Mr. Coggin had a private
studio in Evanston. He is interested
in concert work and made several public
appearances.
Mr. Coggin was elected to the honor
music fraternity, Phi Kappa Lambda,
while an undergraduate at the college
of the Pacific in Stockton, California.
INCOMPLETE RETURNS FROM ELECTION
TODAY ARE GIVEN AS MANY STUDENTS
VOTE; CONSTITUTION CHANGE FAVORED
Noted Harpists Will Be Heard In
Music Concert Thursday Evening
Lucy Lewis and Gertrude Peterson,
harpists, will appear Thursday evening
at Langdon Hall in a duo-harp
recital as the last of the series of concerts
sponsored by the Auburn Glee
Club and the Alabama Music League.
Ticket sales will begin at 7:30 and
the concert opens at 8:15 o'clock.
These talented musicians, through
their technique and mastery of the
harp, the most ancient of string instruments,
convince their audiences
that the harp is too seldom heard in
concert. The harp is a most difficult
instrument to play and the renditions
of these two women have received
praise and admiration wherever they
have appeared in concert.
The program includes compositions
from 16th century down to the modern
music of the present-day's famous exponent
of the harp, Carlos Salzedo,
who, having heard them interpret his
compositions, said: "I had the pleasure
of hearing my compositions played by
Lucy Lewis and Gertrude Peterson,
single and in duo form, and was delighted
with their intelligent understanding
and effective renditions of
my work. I wish that every harpist
would interpret my compositions as
comprehensively as those two artists
do."
The concert Thursday evening closes
the series presented by the Alabama
Music League, under the managership
of Miss Christine McCann and sponsored
by the Auburn Glee Club. Large
and appreciative audiences have attended
other concerts by the harpists
on their present tour of Alabama.
They played to a large house Tuesday
evening in Montgomery.
AUBURN RATS WIN
FROM TECH FROSH
IN HARD CONTEST
Fumble By Tech Gives Auburn
Opportunity To Make Lone
Touchdown; Kelley Is Star
Injured Auburn Boy
Reported Improving
Henry P. Dumas, irregular mechanical
engineering sophomore, is improving
since the blood transfusion in
the Tech Hospital.
Dumas and an unidentified Auburn
freshman were hitch-hiking to the
Tech game Saturday, and were near
Atlanta when the accident happened.
Dumas was driving the car at the request
of the owner. He side swiped
a truck, completely wrecking the new
Pontiac. The other occupants were
uninjured.
More than 100 Auburn and Tech
students answered the appeal made
during the game to donate blood. Mr.
Gottesman, Tech sophomore, was selected
for the transfusion.
Dumas' home is in Thomasville, Alabama.
He is a transfer from Georgia
Tech.
NOTICE !
O. D. K. meeting, Thursday at 7:00
P. M. in Samford 201.
Morgan, Auburn's star frosh center,
caught Butler's fumble at the center
of the line and ran it over the goal
line to. score the lone touchdown in
Auburn's rout of the strong Georgia
Tech freshman team on Drake Field
Monday afternoon. Butler met a stone
wall when he hit the center of the line
and the ball hurtled over to fall into
Morgan's arms and the big center ran
30 yards to score. Cook place kicked
the extra point to enable the Tiger
frosh to win 7-0 before the largest
crowd to ever witness a freshman football
game on Drake Field.
Kelley, who prepped at Jefferson
high, was the offensive star of the
afternoon. This hard running back
duplicated Joe Bob Mitchell's performance
against the Engineer varsity on
Grant Field. This triple threat was
a' thorn in the sides of the Yellow
Jacket frosh all afternoon.
Coach Jordan sent a stream of
frosh stars into the game. Gerikitis
proved to be aggressive and a hard
runner. A bad hand kept him from
showing to better advantage. Mims
showed up good on running interference
and hitting the line. Fontaine is
a tough fullback and made several
good gains at the line. Sitz carried
on where Fontaine left off when he
entered later in the game. Of the
halfbacks who entered later Walker,
Weaver, and Riddle were just as impressive
as the ones who preceeded
them.
Morgan reminded one of the great
Gilbert. He played a roving center
and was consistently breaking in to
throw the Tech backs for losses or intercepting
passes. Burford and Howell
made several tackles and drove the
Tech backs in where Wolf, Crowder,
Combes, Nichols, and Thorpe brought
them down.
The game was hard fought by probably
two of the best freshman teams
in the South, and as a result both
sides received numerous penalties. Auburn's
frosh had piled up 5 first
downs to Tech's none at the half.
Tech's offense functioned to better advantage
during the last half and they
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DEFENSE SUBJECT
USED BY STARNES
IN ADDRESS HERE
Delivers Stirring Armistice Address
Yesterday Before Auburn
Students, Townspeople
Convocation Be Held
For Co-Eds Thursday
A convocation for all women students
will be held at 11 o'clock Thursday
morning, November 14, in Langdon
Hall for the purpose of electing
a freshman representative and town
representative to the Women's Student
Government. All women students
are requested to be present.
"TJjere is no place in America for
Fascism, Nazism, Communism, or any
sort of 'ism' except Americanism", declared
Congressman Joe Starnes, of
Guntersville, in delivering a stirring
Armistice Day address before Auburn
students and Legionnaires here Tuesday
morning.
"No government is absolutely perfect",
added Mr. Starnes, "but the
most nearly perfect form is the democracy
which we have in America today."
He said that if American
youth would consecrate itself to the
maintaining of their government and
our institutions that the destiny of
America would be secure.
The congressman stressed the importance
of adequate defence as the
only means to the preservation of
peace. "I shall always advocate a
well-equipped standing army, a navy
second to none in the world, and adequate
manpower in our reserves and
national guard", he declared.
A torrential downpour of rain just
after 10:00 o'clock prevented the parade
by Legionnaires, and the review
by Auburn's R. O. T. C. unit on Bul-lard
Field. The address was given in
Langdon Hall where the speaker was
introduced by Dr. L. N. Duncan.
Following the address, at which
Prof. J. C. McKinnon of the local John
H. Wills Post of the American Legion
presided, civic clubs of Auburn and
Legionnaires attended a barbecue
luncheon at Alumni Gymnasium. In
charge of arrangements were Anderson
Blackburn, Prof. John W. Roe,
Prof. A. D. Burke, George Moxham,
and others.
In the next war Mr. Starnes said
that he would favor a universal draft
of not only manpower but of both
capital, labor, and industry. "I will
not vote to send my son to war unless
all American resources shall be conscripted",
he said. Universal draft,
he added, would take the profits out
of war.
In advocating adequate preparedness,
Mr. Starnes said that "treaties
are not sufficient to preserve world
peace." Adequate defence, he believes,
is the only solution. World
peace and the preservation of American
institutions- is the desire of every
truly patriotic, citizen today, he declared.
Mr. Starnes commended the recent
national legislation aimed at social
security and the stabilization of the
American home and our economic and
industrial life. "There has been in
America a veritable moral and spiritual
rennaissance", he declared.
General Robert Lee Bullard, second
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343 Votes Cast By 1 o'Clock
This Afternoon In Spirited
Elections Of Freshman Class
McGEHEE, MUNGER LEAD
Large Majority Of Votes Cast
By All Students In Favor Of
Changes In The Constitution
By 1 o'clock this afternoon 343 votes
had been cast in the election for freshman
class officers at the Student Center,
marking the election as the most
spirited one to be held on the campus
for many years.
The complete returns up to 1 o'clock
show Billy McGehee and Jack Munger
out in fron,t in the race for the two
freshman representatives to the Executive
Cabinet. McGehee had garnered
221 votes, Munger trailed with 142.
The other two candidates for the post
were running neck and neck. Frank
Perdue had received 122 votes against
120 for Van Shapard.
Curty Farley, with 168 votes, was
far ahead of the two other candidates
for president of the freshman class.
Cecil Pitman was runner-up with 134
votes, and David Wittel was training
at third place with 38.
Wallace Owens had a slight lead
over Travis McNulty for vice-president
of the class. By 1 o'clock Owens
had received 123 votes and McNulty
117. Murry Richardson was well into
third place with 102 counts .
The closest vote up until one o'clock
was for the secretary's place. There
was a difference of only two votes with
L. E. Foster having 168 and Grover
Eubanks 166.
Thomas Lennon was leading for the
office of treasurer by a slight majority.
He had received 120 votes. In
second place came George Knight with
105, followed by Perry Giles who had
received 104.
Lucile Bethune was unopposed for
historian's place.
The count of votes today at 1 o'clock
showed the constitution changes
favored by a large majority. The
plan most favored is the second which
provides for a distribution of the
membership of the cabinet throughout
the four classes. If the final results
do not show a decided change
from this preliminary count the constitution
will provide for the following:
"Membership of the Executive Cabinet
shall consist of 11 members to be
elected from the four classes of the
Alabama Polytechnic Institute as follows:
Four members of the senior
class, three members of the junior
class, two members of the sophomore
class, one member from the freshman
class and one co-ed by the women students.
Each class shall elect by popular
vote the number of members designated
above, the election to be under
the supervision of the Executive Cabinet."
The method of electing officers of
the cabinet is also favored by a large
majority. This provides for the popular
election of all officers; the president
by the senior class, the vice-president
by the junior class, secretary
by the sophomore class and the
treasurer by the senior class.
W.A.A. Banquet Will
Be Staged On Friday
The members of the Women's Athletic
Association will have a banquet
Friday night a* the Tiger Cafe. Miss
Zoe Dobbs will be the main speaker of
the evening. Also, Miss Fannie Stoll-enwerck
will be on the program.
This organization has only been on
the campus a few years, but already
has quite an active group. They have
been constantly setting up new standards
and customs for their organization,
and hope that the banquet may
be added to their list of annual affairs.
NOTICE !
There will be a meeting of the
pledges of Tau Beta Pi Thursday
night at 7:15 in 109 Ramsay.
P A G E TWO T H E AU B U R N P L A I N S M A N •:- A LA B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U T E WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13, 1935
* AUBURN FOOTPRINTS
"Do4| you sure kept your promise when you said you would have me walking
in a month."
"Well, well, that's fine."
"Yeah, I had to sell my car when I got your bill."
Some people cast their bread upon the waters and expect it to come back with
a hot dog and mustard.
* * * * * * * * * *
My styles are the latest to be found
My ties are loud, my socks hang down
My suits possess the lines of grace—
They come from the most expensive place.
And cigarets? Two packs a day;
I never study—It doesn't pay;
Courses are the things I hate—
Say, fellows, I am collegiate.
OUCH •
Harry: "I am going to call you 'sore throat' because you are a pain in the neck".
Hairy: "Very well, Whipping".
* * * * * * * * * *
There are three kinds of women—the intellectual, the beautiful, and the majority.
* * * * * * * * * *
The sofa sagged in the center,
The shades were pulled just so;
The family had retired,
The parlor light burned low.
There came a sound from the sofa
As the clock was striking two,
And the student slammed his textbook
With a thankful "Well I am through."
Scholastic.
* * * , * * * * * * *
One: "Is your roommate broadminded?"
Two: "Say, that's all he thinks about."
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CONTRIBUTIONS
What Theta Chi recently had the rekindling of an old flame in one "Mickie"
Green? | $ j
What's this about Willie (Wee) Pease III being bitten by a June bug?
* * * * * * * * * *
She: "You remind me of Nero."
He: Why?"
She: "Here I am burning down and you're just fiddling around."
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The average man considers himself above the average.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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Welcome Alumni
Judging by the active part Blue Key has
taken this year in the formation of plans
for Homecoming Day, one can't help but
feel that the affair will be one of the outstanding
events of the year.
Auburn had advanced considerably in the
past few years. Homecoming this year will
afford an excellent opportunity for the alumni
to renew their connections with the school
and to see for themselves the advancement
that has been made. Then on the other
hand they will be able to see what still
needs to be done, and that is the important
consideration at present.
Auburn extends a cordial welcome to all
alumni and wish them a pleasant week-end
in Auburn.
Football And Pontics
College football is no longer confined to
the colleges. From all appearances it has
now branched out into state politics, and a
governor rises majestically to the situation
and says he won't stand for any rough treatment
to his state's team by the hands of
another.
It happened just prior to the Minnesota-
Iowa game last Saturday. Both teams being
tops in the conference, a rough game was
expected. Neither had lost a game, and
Saturday's contest was to decide the issue
either one way or the other. Then Governor
Herring of Iowa appeared on the scene with
the statement: "If the officials stand for
any rough tactics like Minnesota used last
year, I am sure the crowd won't."
We believed that Gov. Herring far outstepped
his bounds when he uttered this
statement. The duty of any governor lies
with matters of state and not with what
happens on the grid iron. In the first place
it is none of his business and in the second
place what little a governor might know
about football would hardly qualify him to
speak. We can excuse the Governor on the
count that he was probably so anxious to
see his state take the game that he spoke
before thinking.
Each football game is ably managed by
the required number of officials, who decide
the issues of the game themselves in all
fairness to both teams. When a governor
considers it his duty to take a hand in the
matter, he is making a fool of himself and
sooner or later will realize the fact. In this
instance Gov. Herring charged Minnesota
with roughing Oze Simmons, fleet halfback
for Iowa, in a game last year. Simmons
made the whole affair look ridiculous when
he declared that he was responsible for his
own injuries last year, that "If I had been
playing hard at all, I wouldn't have been
hurt.' '
To bring the matter of state politics and
football closer to home and as a fitting end
to this editorial, we quote the following from
an editorial appearing in the Crimsoyv-
White, student weekly at Alabama, in answer
to a Plainsman editorial of some time
ago concerning the question of a football
game between the University and Auburn:
"The Crimson-WKite has continually disfavored
such a game in the past, due to the
fact that it might prove to be a powerful
implement in the hands of state political
interests and a cause for grievances, hard
feelings and discontent. We know that the
respective student bodies would favor the.
game and that they would conduct themselves
much better than those who don't
attend the schools, who would be the cause
of most of the enmity which most people
would look for after such an encounter."
Mixed Uniforms
There are only two college R. O. T. C.
units in the nation which for the past fifteen
years have been given the highest or excellent
rating by the War Department as
a result of the annual inspections held each
year in the spring. Auburn is one of these
colleges, and it is needless to say that we
are justly proud of the record.
Year after year the local military office
has become more liberal in its dealing with
cadets. Gone for good are the days when
the uniform had to be worn at all classes
as well as to church on Sundays. As was
mentioned in a recent letter to the editor,
we once were required to drill for one hour
on Saturday mornings. Imagine how bothersome
that would be today with the present
habit in vogue of half the college leaving
town beginning Friday afternoon. As a
final gesture last year it was decreed that
the wearing of uniforms to war classes
would be optional with the student.
In return for these concessions the military
office has asked but one thing, and that
is that the cadets observe the proper regulations
as to the wearing of the uniform.
No threats were made. It being hoped that
each student would consider the question to
the final realization that he owed that much
to the cadet unit here in return for benefits
granted him. Of course, if flagrant violations
continue to occur, then definite action
will have to be taken. •
The local military department is anxious
that Auburn's excellent rating continue in
view of the fact that it has been maintained
for such a period of time and that Auburn
and one other are the only colleges sharing
this record. We believe the students feel
the same way. It is just another one of
those old traditions attached to Auburn that
should be continued.
A cavity in a tooth is a small thing in the
beginning and very apt to be overlooked. If
forgotten or neglected entirely, it is a waste
of words to explain the result. As an analogy
the improper wearing of the uniform
may seem like a trivial matter. But if allowed
to continue unabated, it soon spreads
to the entire unit, and again it is needless
to explain the result.
Abolish Campus Politics?
This year there is a strong tendency in
the major schools throughout the country
to abolish class offices entirely or else do
away with campus politics. Though we are
not acquainted with the particulars, Indiana
is the only college in which the problem has
been suitably worked out and which has
overcome to a great degree the evils of the
election system. All senior class officers
and committee members are selected on the
basis of a point system rather than by the
vote of the student body.
From a compilation made by the Indiana
Daily Student we learn that Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Northwestern, Ohio State, and
many other colleges through their respective
student publications are agitating for
a change. In a recent election at Minnesota
only 17 per cent of the student body
voted. No doubt the students realized that
it was a waste of their time to vote as the
outcome had been decided long before the
election. Similar situations exist at many
other schools, and from all appearances the
end is not far off. Students at the larger
schools are beginning to realize that campus
elections mean nothing.
Auburn, peaceful as she may appear on
the surface, is not by any means free of
political combines and set-ups. In fact, the
situation here smells as bad or worse than
at the larger colleges. Those on the "inside"
here could, if they dared, reveal some
very interesting facts relative to past elections
at Auburn. Cases in which the campus-
wide election wis nothing but a blind,
the men for the different offices long before
having been decided upon. It may be well
for students at Auburn to give the matter
a little more than a casual thought.
Collegiate Review
Proprietors of the College Inn, New London,
Conn., are suing Connecticut College
for having placed the restaurant "out of
bounds" for students.
Standardized education, with little allowance
made for the individual, is contributing
to criminal delinquency, says Lehigh's Dean
Dr. Max McConn.
A survey of the 34 men who have cap-'
tained University of Wisconsin football
teams reveals most of them are outstanding
successes.
Arle Davis of Oklahoma kicked 23 extra
points from placement in one game—Oklahoma
vs. Kingfisher, in 1917. Balance
sheet: Oklahoma 179, K.F. 0.
On Other Campuses
By THE WANDERER
Once a man a column wrote.
He swore to never swipe a joke.
Two times he turned the column out
Then had no more to write about.
—Stolen.
* * * *
From Saint Mary's comes the story of the
Washington university professor who was
loafing outside his class room during a
quiz. When asked if he wasn't afraid that
his students might be tempted to cheat, he
said that he had fooled them. He turned
the grades in the day before! Do you suppose
that such as this ever happens here?
* * * *
The Psychology department of Duke university
has discovered, through a recent survey,
that women are more prone to overrate
themselves than are men. It is rumored
that Wall Street is giving twenty to one
that the same would be true of Auburn's
co-eds if only the survey had been made
here!
* * * *
A new radio-victrola for 7,000 old Victor
records was the bargain made with the
Victor company by the arts dean of Detroit
university.
However, only 4,000 records were delivered
and unless the students dig up 3,000
more within two weeks, the creditors will
call to repossess their part of the bargain.
The Victrola is being used by the music
and language departments—What could we
swap for a new building or so?
* * * *
At the University of North Carolina the
mystic Students Protective Association has
again burst forth in printed protest of the
high board rates in Chapel Hill.
In place of the old theme paper posters
used in the past, neat cardboard ones,
printed in red were posted this time. They
bore this inscription:
"Half a meal, half a buck—
If you aren't a millionaire,
You are out of luck!"
* * * *
At the University of Chicago when Freshman
Jack Woolams wanted a date for a
recent dance, he called up Kelly Hall, the
girls dormitory and asked, "Who wants a
date to Ida Noyes hall tonight? I'm six
feet tall and play football." He got the
date and was well satisfied, and the story
goes that he rather liked it when she made
the remark that he looked dumb.
* * * *
At Southern California when a man
catches another cheating he begins to stamp
his feet. The whole class begins to stamp
until the cheater stops his foul technique.
* * * *
Johns Hopkins university recently accepted
a gift of 300 books from the Italian
government. An expected anti-Fascist dem-onstartion
by the students failed to materialize.
Enrollment in Haverfords' courses for
the college janitors and kitchen men has
soared. Subjects include, civics, French,
and algebra.
* * * *
One of the most beloved alumni at the
University of Southern California is E. N.
Currier, '85. Currier is the college carpenter
and he gives his entire salary to a scholarship
fund dedicated to the memory of his
son. At the opening and closing of each
school year he writes his greetings on the
class-room blackboards.
* * * *
A student at the University of Texas,
after several hours of argument about resolutions
at a peace meetings, went to the
bank to cash a check. He was asked to
endorse it. He wrote on the back of the
check, "I heartily endorse this check."—
Vanderbilt Hustler.
* * * *
Seniors at Princeton voted 278 to 86 that
they would rather win a Phi Beta Kappa
key than a varsity letter in college.
* * * *
A search lasting several weeks ended recently
for Into Karimo, University of Minnesota
student, when he found the body of
his uncle, Herman E. Karimo, in the anatomy
laboratory of the Minnesota Medical
School.
The youth had been unable to locate his
uncle at the beginning of the fall term and
had appealed to the police for aid. Detectives
assigned to the case found Herman
Karimo had changed addresses under an
assumed name and had committed suicide
September 4th. The body lay unclaimed in
the county morgue until September 17th,
when it was removed to the University.
* * * *
After a big blase in a womans dormitory
at Ohio State, the firemen found a cigarette
at the spot where the five began. University
rules, however say that there can be
no smoking in the dormitory—so the official
report read, "Caused by a cigarette which
blew into the building".
J. T. Haxall of Princeton booted the longest
field goal on record in 1882: a kick of
65 yards. It beat Yale.
Yale undergraduates can now own and/or
operate cars—provided they get written
consent from family and dean.
Editor, The Plainsman,
Dear Sir:
The announcements, asking the support
of the students in abolishing the wearing
of mixed and improper uniforms, have been
taken seriously by the majority of the R. O.
T. C. cadets; however, a few still insist on
ignoring these requests either through for-getfulness
or pure negligence. Any normal
person can see the object of the requests
and can see that it is to his advantage to
comply with them .
If the few who are not complying would
think it over, I believe that they would at
least not be detrimental to the efforts of
others even if they do not wish to be helpful.
The War Office is being as considerate
as possible and is giving the unit a chance
to get in line with its own free will. Why
not take advantage of this chance?
The Southern R. O. T. C. has been severely
criticized by army officials as to posture
and neatness. This hits a sore spot in most
of the cadets who aim to make a good "impression."
The appearance of the uniform
has a good deal to do with this, as anyone
who wears it sloppily or improperly cannot
appear soldierly even if he has the necessary
physique.
So, tuck in your shirt and at least make
an effort to abide by the ruling of the
military department.
Yours for cooperation,
A Senior.
Editor, The Plainsman
Dear Sir:
I have known the author of Trivia for
two years, but I have just learned that he
is a connoisseur of "torch singers". Why
did he keep his talents a secret for so long
a time? If the Auburn Cavaliers had only
known that he was so well informed on the
subject, they would have consulted him before
making their selection of a female
vocalist.
I would like to ask a question that I
hope will not be too embarrassing. How
long would it take the prominent authority
on "torch singers" to learn the lyrics of
250 songs? Oh yes, will the man please
come by the Inn and teach the young lady
the proper technique when using the microphone;
I am sure he knows all about it.
The Little Jack Little gag was very puny
and proved how "small" some aspiring
journalists can be.
Elliot Kaplus.
Editor, The Plainsman
Dear Sir:
Most people, who were there, will agree
that convocation on last Monday morning
was a failure. The cabinet either did not
expect any discussion from the audience or
they misjudged the intelligence of college
men and women—it was probably the latter.
The number of those in the cabinet does
need to be reduced, but it will not be done
by dodging issues as was done at the convocation.
The answer to Bill Emrey's, "How
will it be more democratic?" was not even
on the same subject. The 'side-stepping' of
the question was too obvious. The cabinet
did well in not trying to answer "Red's",
"How will it throw out politics?"
There might be an answer to the 'democratic'
question—it has not been given yet.
There can be none given to "Red's" statement.
Politics will stay in college elections
and fraternities.
If the cabinet had tactfully avoided the
statements "it will be more democratic" and
"It will do away with politics" something
might have been accomplished. No one denies
that the cabinet at its present size is
an ineffective body. Whether the size is the
cause for its ineffectiveness I do not know,
but I am willing to take the word of those
in the cabinet for that.
Why could not the cabinet have admitted
its ineffectiveness and capitalizing on this
point carried the amendments. Politics can
not nor should not be taken out of the elections,
and it would have been well for the
cabinet if it had avoided the statement—nor
can the election be more democratic under
the new amendments.
Grady L. Randolph,
A. L. T.
Editor, The Plainsman
Dear Sir:
Monday morning at the convocation, ostensibly
held for the purpose of introducing
to the freshman class the candidates in their
coming election, a statement was made to
the effect that so far this class has been
characteristic in its criticism, but that it
had broken the pattern in having one of its
members express—of all things—satisfaction
by means of a letter in the Plainsman.
Incoherent and unorganized as this epistle
was, the writer must still be commended for
his frankness in expressing his feelings.
I believe it appropriate at this time for
someone to do something which, as far
as I know, is almost unprecedented here—
to express satisfaction with something the
Executive Cabinet has done. The Cabinet
should be thanked for the part it played in
bringing the Cambridge debaters to Auburn.
Without the financial aid given by
the Cabinet when it appropriated funds for
different campus activities the presence of
this outstanding team in Auburn would
have been impossible. I think no one who
heard the Cambridge and Auburn debaters
last night will deny that it was an example
of the general good the Cabinet can do by
wise and judicious appropriations. The
wider programs of other campus organizations,
made possible by financial aid from
the Cabinet, will probably add emphasis to
this statement.
In closing, let me make it clear that I,
too, am not trying to secure a pass in
freshman English, nor a fraternity bid, nor
a pat on the back from Dr. Duncan. I already
have all three. More than one pat,
too.
Yours,
Adam Pendragon,
Freshman.
ROUND AND ROUND
By Floyd Hurt
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions
of this paper. It is a column of personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
* * * *
IN ITS LATEST POLL, the Literary Digest
is evidently attempting to show how
the president now stands in the eyes of
the American public. Or maybe the object
is to find how the public feels toward the
New Deal.
The question asked is in effect the following:
"Are you in accord with all the New Deal
policies to date?" The answer is to be an
unqualified "Yes" or "No". The results of
such a poll are bound to be erroneous as far
as determining the standing of the president
now is concerned. It is hard to believe.
that the President himself could answer this
question "Yes" without qualifying his answer
to a certain extent.
The results of the poll are going to give
a very poor picture of the feelings of the
public toward the administration for two
reasons.
First, even the most ardent supporters of
Roosevelt and his New Deal policies realize
that the president has done some things not
entirely in accord with his way of thinking.
A "No" oh the part of such citizens would
give no indication at all as to his attitude
toward the president and the administration.
Second, the answers to the Digest poll are
doubtless to come from the opposition of
the New Deal rather than the supporters.
If the friends of the New Deal are not in a
position to answer an unqualified "Yes" to
the question they will let it ride and not
answer at all. But it is likely that the opposition
will waste no time in sending in
an answer.
* * * *
Maybe the time ig coming when Auburn
students will be able to witness a conference
game right here on the campus. Maybe a
stadium, maybe a conference game. Hoping.
* * * *
On Ducks—One of the strangest and most
annoying maladies of the modern college
student is this thing known as the "duck"
disease. Obviously no one is immune. At
a fraternity house it is dangerous to light a
cigaret. If you do you can see three or four
brothers struggling against an attack of the
above. One sits in his corner and watches
the smoker blow away his money. He debates
with himself as to whether or not he
should ask for a cigaret. He holds out and
continues to watch his brother enjoy long
drafts from the smoking stick.
Conversation drifts. The cigaret fast
loses its identity as a cigaret and heads toward
the tempting "short". All is quiet for
a moment. Suddenly caution is flung to the
winds and from all corners of the room
comes a chorus of "Gimme". The smoker
offers vcigarets; desperately he tries to persuade
his friends to ditch the duck habit
and smoke a whole one. No use, there is
the mistaken idea of unselfishness and the
diseased insists that the duck will do.
Oh, will the afflicted never learn that the
crowning joy of a smoke is the flick away
of a duck or the grinding beneath the foot
of the remnants. It's a serious malady. Pity
those afflicted.
* * * *
"Hey Wallace, save me shorts on that
fag!"
* * * *
The lightning just rolled and the thunder
flashed and out went the lights. There is
no juice and and typewriter won't work.
The roof is leaking and I forgot my raincoat.
Frances Ashurst is talking over the
telephone trying to check up on society and
the editor is caught in the rain—all wet!
All this adds up to no drill—no parade and
a crop of sousing uniforms. What a day.
* * * *
Scabard and Blade had better call out the
navy for transportation on the moonlight
ride—Not Rudulph—just boats. Either that
or swim. Not swim—that would be running
short of romance for Hooper and Tooker—
and hooper has looked forward to this since
last Thursday night—it was such a struggle.
* * * *
Triffler, Quinney wants to know who that
blond could be who you referred to a week
or so ago in connection with the Bankhead
dance. Knowing Quirtney, he wants to be
around where he will be of the most use—
doing good. Don't let him miss out on anything.
* * * *
From a reliable source came the report
of a conversation between a couple of men
at the Tech game. The eavesdropper says
they must be the kind of fellows who stick
to their one favorite team and forget that
others are on the' list. The first speaker
stated that Auburn had not lost any games
this year. The second corrected him by
saying that Auburn had gone down once
this year at the hands of Alabama by a
score of 10 to 0. Just about fifteen or
twenty years behind the times. To an Ala-bamian
that is a laugh.
, NOV. 13, 1935 T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE P A G E T H R EE
EDUCATION WEEK
BE OBSERVED BY
COLLEGE SCHOOL
Auburn School Of Education
Offering Service For Observance
In Lee County, 11-17
SOCIETY AND NEWS FEATURES
LUELLA BOTSFORD, Society Editor
The School of Education here is offering
to be of service in carrying out
the plans for American Education
Week from November 11-17 in Lee
County. In order that a suitable program
might be arranged Dr. Zebulon
Judd has mailed letters to all Lee
County School principals, teachers,
service clubs, and ministers, offering
speakers and material for a program.
A special committee on arrangements
from the faculty of the School
of Education. will cooperate with
schools, churches, and service clubs
in this matter.
The Alabama Education Association,
in its effort to promote observance
of American Education Week,
has recently prepared the "Alabama
Handbook", comprising materials for
use in making, programs for Education
Week.
Copies of the handbook may be had
either from the office of the State
Department of Education at Montgomery,
or from the office of the
School of Education at Auburn.
The following persons on the faculty
here are listed in the handbook as
available speakers for Education
Week: Dr. L. N. Duncan, Dr. Zebulon
Judd, Dr. Paul Irvine, Dr. B. R. Sho-walter,
Dr. E. E. Cureton, Dr. R. L.
Johns, Dr. Rosa Lee Walston, Prof.
M. L. Beck, Prof. S. L. Chesnutt, Prof.
J. G. Kuderna, Prof. Edria J. Orr,
Dr. A. W. Reynolds, Prof. Ralph
Draughon, and P. O. Davis.
Mrs. Toomer Speaker
At Monthly Meeting
Mrs. S. L. Toomer spoke before the
Woman's Club, South Perry, on "Liberty
or What Have You", on Tuesday,
November 4, in Montgomery.
At each monthly meeting of the
club a leading speaker is chosen to
have charge of the program. Since
Mrs. Toomer is one of the leaders in
Women's Club work and the patriotic
movements in the state, she was chosen
to present the address of the
month.
In her talk Mrs. Toomer outlined
liberty in three different aspects; religious,
civil, and domestic. She also
stressed Patrick Henry's famous statement
"Give me liberty or give me
death", and "Liberty, as it used to be
when a man's home was his capitol".
Mrs. B. D. Lazarus, also of Auburn,
was present at the luncheon and made
a short talk. .Although Mrs. Lazarus
is 94 she still retains, an active interest
in the work of Women's Clubs.
The meeting was in the form of a
luncheon. The "T" form table was
adorned with silver baskets of chrysanthemums
and candlebra holding
yellow tapers.
PERSONAL
AENTION
Many Contribute In
Welfare Fund Drive
Woman's Club Hears
Talk On Yarns
Miss Lilian Davenport, representing
the Fleisher Yarn Company of New
York as stylist and instructress in
yarncraft, lectured to the American
Home Department of the Auburn Woman's
Club last Thursday, November
7.
Miss Davenport has recently been
sent to Montgomery to instruct in
yarncraft classes, which have been
formed by a firm there. This work is
proving very successful, and the ancient
art of knitting is definitely on
the upward trend.
"This season, to be smart, you must
be yarn-minded, and this means you
must own a host of lovely hand-knitted
or crocheted creations. • Those who
have again taken to this art of knitting
find it to be one of the most
relaxing of pastimes", the lecturer
said.
N O T I C E !
Meeting of Blue Key Thursday
night at 8 o'clock in Samford 201.
Very important!
Flowers for all Occasions
KING'S NURSERY
Phone 695-J
OPELIKA, ALABAMA
Mrs. Herman Jones To
Attend U. D. C. Meeting
Mrs. Herman Jones, Alabama Division
President of the United Daughters
of the Confederacy, will attend
a meeting on November 12, of the
Nathan Bedford Forrest Chapter of
the U. D. C. in Linden, Alabama.
On October 21, Mrs. Jones attended
the United States Good Roads Association
held in Nashville, Tennessee.
On the 23rd she came to Wetumpka
for a meeting of the Jefferson Davis
District, and went to Albertville on
the 31 for a meeting of the Forney
District. On November 1, she attended
a meeting of the Jefferson Guards
in Birmingham. She reports that all
meetings were very enthusiastic and
well attended.
The United Daughters of the Confederacy
will announce within a few
days a student essay contest being
sponsored by them.
Helen Logan Married
To Thomas Brown
Miss Helen Lpgan, daughter of Mr*
and Mrs. Edwin Logan, of Dothan,
was married to Mr. Thomas F. Brown,
a graduate of Auburn, in Shreveport
on November 1.
Mr. Brown was a member of the
Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity. He
resided in Dothan until a short while
ago he accepted a position as professor
and athletic coach at Jacksonville
College, Jacksonville, Texas.
Enie, Menie, Minie, Moe,
Down to HOWARD'S we must go
Homecoming day with it* adoration,
Sc Crepe Paper for decorations.
CHURCH OF CHRIST
Meets at Tiger Theatre, Auburn, each Lord's Day
Bible School at 10:00 A.M.
Preaching at 11:00 A.M.
COME TO THE COLLEGE INN
for the
C A N D L E L I G H T H O UR
6:00 P. M. Thursday, November 14th
TURKEY DINNER
Also a
SPECIALLY PLANNED PROGRAM
featuring
Special Numbers and the Cavaliers
THE COLLEGE INN
Miss Nelles Coulter, of Phenix City,
spent the week end in Auburn, visiting
friends.
* * *
Miss August Martin, of Seale, visited
Miss Mary Martin last Sunday.
* * *
Mr. John Dunaway, Mrs. B. E.
Dunaway and three sons, visited Mr.
B. E. Dunaway last Sunday. Mr.
Dunaway leaves Auburn in a few
days to work on a project at Anderson,
Alabama.
* * *
Miss Farley Lee spent the week end
in Union Springs.
* * *
Misses Ollie Harris and Kathleen
Kennedy attended the game in Atlanta,
last Saturday.
* * *
Miss Doris White spent the week
end in Camp Hill, visiting Miss Mary
Alice Tucker.
* * *
Mary Jim Enloe spent the week end
at home in Langdale, Alabama.
* * *
The Home Economics Club began a
new phase of work this year, which
changes each month. November is
Camp Cookery month, and to illustrate,
they had an out-door-supper
Monday night.
* * *
Miss Elizabeth Baarcke spent the
week end in Birmingham, with her
brother, L. A. Baarcke.
* * *
Mary Hearin, of New Orleans, attended
the S. A. E. dance last Friday
night.
* * *
Jean Beeland and Frances Wilken-son,
from Huntingdon College, spent
the past weekend here.
* * *
Miss Neva Winston is in Philadelphia
visiting her niece, Mrs. Alvin
Smith.
* * *
Mrs. E. W. Camp and Mrs. C. A.
Baughman entertained a group of
ladies with a luncheon last Thursday,
at the Home Economics dining room
in Smith Hall.
* * *
Margaret Bissel, of Birmingham,
spent the week end here and attended
the S. A. E. dance.
* * *
Martha Bartlett spent Saturday
night with Virgnina Wadsworth, on
Society Hill.
* * *
Miss Dana Gatchell, Dean of Home
Economics, gave a demonstration on
Flower Arrangement and Tea Service
for the Women's Club of Selma, on
Tuesday, November 12.
* * *
Among the many Auburn students
who attended the Anak Society dance
in Atlanta last Saturday night were:
Ruth Jones, Matt Gilbert, Woodrow
Darling, Archie Adams, Stanley Wor-sham,
and Sue Morton, a former student.
* * »
Among the vjsitors on the campus
Sunday, Nov. 9, were: Mr. and Mrs.
C. L. Hodges, Shawmut, Mr. and Mrs.
W. H. Enloe, Langdale, Mr. and Mrs.
Bethune, Clayton, Mr. and Mrs. 0. L.
Shelnutt, Lafayette.
* * *
Dr. Rosa Lee Walston spent Monday,
Noy. 10, in Atlanta.
* * *
LeRoy Thompson is convalescing at
Stabler Infirmary at Greenville, Alabama,
from an appendicitis operation.
The Auburn Community Welfare
Fund Drive continues with some additional
major contributions.
Other than those already reported
in previous news items, the following
have been generous in their contributions
to the amounts set opposite their
names: Emmett Sizemore, $50; Dr.
L, N. Duncan, $50; Dean Zebulon
Judd, $50; A. Meadows, $26; Dr. R.
S. Sugg, $26; and G. H. Wright,
$25.50.
The following have contributed $25
each: W. L. Long, W. D. Gibson, C.
A. Jones, Dr. Paul Irvine, Dr. J. J.
Wilmore, Dr. C. S. Yarbrough, P. O.
Davis, and Miss Zoe Dnbbs. In addition
one contributor of $25 requested
that his name be withheld.
Although much progress has been
made in the short time the drive has
been underway, a very appreciable
amount must still be secured to attain
the goal of $2,000 for the year's program.
To facilitate the work of collectors,
whose task is in no wise pleasant,
and to assure avoidance of future
appeals later in the year, it is hoped
that individuals, when approached,
will contribute as generously as their
means will permit. It is hoped to
complete the drive in the next week
or ten days, and other contributions
received will be reported in subsequent
news items.
I'M WILD ABOUT FIGURES
No! I don't mean arithmetic. I mean figures that walk
and talk—like yourself.
"A Man's a Man for AH o' That." But to me he's something
more. When I see a man I
see a pair of shoulders, a neck, a
chest, a waist—a seat, a pair of
legs and arms.
Yes, sir! I see a figure to fit—
with a suit that "adds" to the
glorious whole.
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Auburn Freshmen
Form Y.M.C.A.
Group Here
"Auburn has more possibilities than
any other college in the south for
a leading Young Men's Christian Association"
declared Jim Hardwick,
state Y. M. C. A. worker, before a
group of 35 freshmen last Wednesday
night.
As a result of the freshman convocation
held Wednesday morning, 35
freshmen, who are interested in the
Y. M. C. A. work on the campus, met
with Mr. Hardwick in order to form
a freshman group. Mr. Hardwick
stated that this freshman group
meant the rejuvenation of the Y. M.
C. A. Work at Auburn, especially for
future years.
Plans were immediately formulated
by the freshman group to have regular
meetings every Tuesday night at
seven o'clock, to elect officers, and to
work out a definite program of work
in collaboration with the Friendship
Council. The need of such an organization
as expressed by some of those
present is to get a closer contact of
freshmen, and to help in getting men
to take an active part in the churches
here.
Assisting Mr. Hardwick in his work
at Auburn are Professor O. T. Ivey,
and Mr. C. M. Gray, Auburn alumnus
and state Y. M. C. A. secretary. Besides
talking to the freshmen and to
the "Y" Friendship Council, Mr.
Hardwick and Mr. Gray led discussions
on spiritual questions at the dormitories
and at frat houses. Everywhere
that these men talked, students
showed an appreciative attitude for
the deeper things of life and readily
entered into a discussion. It has been
estimated that there are at least 50
former "Hi Y" presidents in Auburn
who have taken no interest in Y. M.
C. A. work since being in school here.
Kappa Sigs Will Be
Host At Dance Friday
The local chapter of Kappa Sigma
will be host at a dance on Friday
night, November 15. .
The Recreation Hall will be the
scene of the festive occasion. Dancing
will begin at nine o'clock and continue
until about one. Muisc will be furnished
by the Auburn Knights.
Several lead-outs will be featured
during the program. In addition,
several no-breaks will be included in
the entertainment.
Helen Sellers Is
Married Last Friday
Miss Helen Sellers and Mr. Charles
F. Davis, Jr., were married Friday
afternoon at the home of Dr. and Mrs.
Neal Sellers in Birmingham.
Mr. Neil Davis, a recent graduate
of Auburn, acted as best man.
Art Week Program Is
Had By Woman's Club
The Art Department of the Auburn
Woman's Club put on a program of
"Living Pictures" at the meeting of
the P.-T. A. at the Lee County High
School Friday night, November 8, in
observance of National Art Week.
Mrs. Charles W. Edwards, chairman
of the Art Department commented
briefly on each of the pictures presented.
They were:
"The Jester" by Frans Hals, posed
by Mr. Dryden Baughman. "Mme Le
Brun and Daughter" by Le Brun, posed
by Mrs. R. L. Johns and Daphne
Brown. "Mrs. Siddons" by Gainsborough,
posed by Mrs. Keith Reeve.
"The Infanta Margarita" by Velasquez,
posed by Beverly Ann Burk-hardt.
"Young Girl Peeling Apples"
by Maes, posed by Mrs. George D.
Scarseth.
Appropriate music by Prof. Lawrence
Barnett and Prof. Coggin contributed
toward the enjoyment of the
program. Mrs. Frank Orr, Mrs.
Keith Reeve and Mrs. R. L. Johns
were in charge of the staging and
Dr. Cureton of the lighting effects.
Forestry Course To
Be Held This Week
The municipal and utility forestry
course will be held here Nov. 14, 15,
and 16. According to D. J. Weddell,
discussions of "Possibilities of .Municipal
Forestry in the South" by R. S.
Marshall, superintendent of parks,
Birmingham, and "Alabama State
Park System" by Col. Page S. Bunker,
state forester, Montgomery, will be
the outstanding features of the course.
Various subjects relating to forestry
will be discussed during the course
including shade trees, pruning and
care of nut and fruit trees, how trees
grow, shade tree diseases and their
control, state highway beautification
projects and their maintenance, training
men for municipal forestry work,
cabling and pruning shade tree demonstration,
how to diagnose tree trouble,
first protection for roadside to
preserve natural beauty, trees for
home grounds, mechanical and gas injury
to shade trees, spraying methods,
trees for street use, and tree fertilizers.
Discussions will be held by a number
of Auburn professors and a representative
of the Alabama Power
Company and the Alabama Extension
Service.
Mid-Semester Grades
Mailed Wednesday
The last of 2200 reports to students
and parents of students of mid-semester
grades were mailed Wednesday,
according to Chas. W. Edwards, associate
registrar. This is earlier than
in former years, the Registrar's office
hurrying the work in response to requests
of students and parents and
also to enhance the value of mid-semester
tests by presenting the results
earlier.
Approximately 18,000 subject reports
were handled, recorded and reported
to the Registrar's office. As
the professors and instructors reported
to the Registrar's office, their reports
were filed promptly and preparations
were made for reporting on
each individual student. Actual mailing
of reports started within a few
days after completion of tests.
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Miss Gatchell Host
At Smith Hall Tea
Miss Dana Gatchell gave a tea last
Saturday afternoon in Smith Hall.
The color scheme was yellow and
green. An isle into the room was
formed by large baskets of yellow
chrysanthemums. The tables in the
dining room were decorated with a
gold epergne and green candles in gold
candlesticks.
The guests were served a variety of
delicacies and coffee. Miss Gatchell
received in a black dress.
AUBURN HIGH SCHOOL ELEVEN
WINS OVER REELT0WN FRIDAY
Local High Team Far Superior In Trouncing Opponents By
30 to 0 Score; Three Touchdowns Scored In First Quarter
By Wright And John Ham; Turner And Smyer Also Score
The Auburn High School's football
team gave a good example of the old
adage that brains are superior to
brawn by defeating Reeltown High
31-0 on the local field Friday. Coach
W. B. Hitchcock, Auburn High's new
mentor, was well pleased with their
initial performance under his direction.
Coach Hitchcock, a brother of Jimmy
and Billy, took charge of the squad
November 4, when the former coach,
Gordon Fowler, resigned in order to
accept a position with the Federal
government in Jefferson and Walker
counties.
The small and bantam weight, but
well trained Auburn team ran easily
over a much heavier, but inexperienced
squad from Reeltown; scoring three
P. C. Brook Undergoes
Serious Operation
P. C. Brook, assistant state supervisor
of vocational agriculture,
underwent a serious operation yesterday
at St. Margaret's Hospital, in
Montgomery.
This morning Dr. George Blue, who
performed the operation, sent word
that the patient was doing as well
as could be expected, but it would be
several days before danger zone was
passed.
times in the first quarter. Duncan
Wright, left-half-back, scored twice
in the first period, and John Ham,
full-back, scored once. Wright made
the longest run of the game by sprinting
35 yards to a touchdown when he
intercepted a Reeltown pass. Ham
scored on a freak; he kicked off and
recovered the ball behind Reeltown's
goal which was good for six points.
After this fast and stunning playing
in the first quarter, Reeltown
never quite recovered from the shock.
Later in the game, Allen Turner, sub
for Ham, scored and also Harold
Smyer. Smyer showed the potential
ability of being a brainy quarterback
in his three more years to play. In
the line, Robert Howard, and Dennis
Newton deserve credit for their outstanding
work.
Next Friday, the locals meet a
strong Tuskegee High squad for the
last game of the season. The game
will be played on the field behind the
girls' gym.
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College Heads Will
Attend Washington Meet
The annual convention of Land
Grant Colleges and Universities will
be held in Washington November 18-
19-20. Auburn will be represented by
President L. N. Duncan, P. O. Davis,
Executive Secretary, Dean J. J. Wilmore,
Dean M. J. Funchess, and Miss
Helen Johnston, Home Demonstration
Agent.
Billy Hood Will
Return To Auburn
Billy "Lindy" Hood will return to
Auburn to live the balance of the winter.
He will give flying lessons as
he has done in the past. He also
announces that there will be some
stunt flying and possibly other acts
out at the Auburn-Opelika air port
during the week end of Homecoming.
W.M.U. Has Two Day
Session Here
The Eastern District, Woman's Missionary
Union of the Baptist Church
convened at Auburn in a two day session.
Two hundred delegates attended.
The local church entertained the
delegates at dinner Thursday evening
and at lunch on Friday.
Kappa Delta Sorority
Gives Hayride Party
The Kappa Delta pledges gave a
hayride Monday afternoon, November
11, to Wright's Mill. They had a
weiner roast after they arrived at
their destination.
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P A G E FOUR T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N -»- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13, 1935
MEDICAL COLLEGE STANDARDS
BEEN LOWERED SAYS JOURNAL
Standards Of Medical Schools Once Among Highest Have Been
Lowered Because Of Undermanned Faculties, Over-Crowded
Laboratories And Acceptance Of Below-Par Students
Chicago, Illinois—ACP—The standards
of the medical schools, once
among the highest, have been lowered
in recent years, asserted the Journal
of the American Medical Association
in this year's review of educational
conditions in the United States and
Canada.
Undermanned faculties, over-crowded
laboratories and the acceptance of
students of below-par scholastic records
have resulted in an impairment
of efficiency, according to the publication.
Responsibility for the situation is
largely attributed to financial stringency
during the depression, which has
compelled some schools to rely more
largely on income from student fees.
The Journal says that larger numbers
of students have been accepted for the
money they bring in, pointing out that
in most cases the teaching staff has
not been correspondingly strengthened
or the physical plant commensurately
enlarged.
Mountain Ranges Are
Wearing Away, Survey
Worcester, Mass.—ACP—Poets and
others who talk about "the everlasting
hills" may not be strictly accurate,
according to Dr. Wallace Atwood,
president of Clark University here,
who says that recent geological research
indicates that three Rocky
Mountain ranges have formed and
worn away during the last 30 million
years.
"Three distinct ranges of mountains,"
he said, "have' come into existence
and passed away since the formations
which we know as the Rocky
Mountains began."
No exact determination of the
height of the ancient mountains can
be made, Dr. Atwood said, but they
were probably higher than the present
peaks. ,
Atom Smasher Nearing
Completion At School
Rochester, N. Y.—ACP—Construction
of the University of Rochester's
$10,000 cyclotron, or "atom-smasher,"
is rapidly nearing completion here under
the direction of Dr. Leo A. Du-
Bridge of the department of physics,
as is the huge atom "gun" being made
at California Institute of Technology.
The Rochester cyclotron will consume
100,000 watts of electricity and
will break atoms with a force of 4,-
000,000 volts. It includes an electromagnet
containing 14 tons of high purity
iron and windings made .from
nearly four miles of heavy copper
OPELIKA
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Wednesday
"HARMONY
LANE"
with
Douglass Montgomery,
Evelyn Venable, and
Adrienne Ames.
Comedy
"Newly Reweds"
Thursday
"VAGABOND
LADY"
with
Robert Young and Evelyn
Venable
Color Cartoon
"March of Time"
Friday
"EVERY NIGHT
AT EIGHT"
with
George Raft, Alice Faye
News - Sportlight
Coming Soon
George Raft, Joan Bennett
in
"SHE COULDN'T
TAKE IT"
TECH IS SMASHED BY
TIGER TEAM IN FAST
TILT ON GRANT FIELD
(Continued from page 1)
one touchdown. His quick thrusts
through the line at tackle were always
good for sizeable gains.
Although the offensive stole the
show, the defense was just as impressive
as in the previous games. Williams,
Paterson, and Gantt opened big
holes on the left side of the line for
the fast Tiger backs'. Paterson played
an all-American tackle. This big
blond was like a pillar of rock and
added to the offensive by converting
three consecutive placements for extra
points. Gilbert diagnosed the Engineer
plays to perfection. Auburn's
candidate for all-American center
roamed at will and no matter if the
play was out wide or through the line
he was there on his feet to bring down
the runner. He broke up passes and
one time intercepted one of Sims'
passes to run in to Tech's 45-yard
line to end the third quarter.
Gantt spilled many* of the Tech
runners and was very impressive at
blocking. Auburn's right side of the
line had Eubanks, Tech's star left
tackle to contend with, but Sivell, subbing
for the injured McCroskey, Rod-gers,
and Eaves came through in
great style.
Auburn had to play an alert game.
Tech played as daring a game as possible.
Their laterals were baffling.
Sometimes is was difficult for the
human eye to follow the progress of
the ball. After knoting up the score
in the second quarter from a pass to
Sims to Jordan things looked tough,
and they continued to offer plenty of
opposition for the remainder of the
game.
Hays fumbled on his 22-yard line,
BIG CROWD HEARS
AUBURN DEBATERS
FACE CAMBRIDGE
(Continued from page 1)
sponsibility in the enactments. To
allow review by the judiciary distinctly
limits the will of the people, they
said.
Pointing to American government
as an example of successful fuction-ing
of a judiciary in its capacity to
nulify or uphold legislative enactments,
the Auburn debaters commended
the Supreme Court as a vital protector
of the Constitution. Legislators,
they said, were not competent
to judge the constitutionality of their
enactments. The Supreme Court was
characterized as a necessary umpire
of judges to coordinate the various
branches of government and to serve
as an arbiter between the government
and the people. Harmony between
states and the insurance of people's
rights is preserved by the Supreme
Court, maintained the Auburn debaters.
The Auburn team is coached by
Prof. E. D. Hess and the expenses of
bringing the Cambridge debaters to
Auburn was made posisble through a
donation by the student executive cabinet.
with Sidney Scarborough covering for
Auburn. O'Rourke made 2 at center.
Tipper made 3 yards after a Tech
penalty for offsides. O'Rourke carried
the ball to Tech's 2-yard line on
a wide sweep to the left after a gain
of 4 yards at center, and then bucked
through center for a touchdown.
Kilgore took the situation in hand
to score Auburn's next touchdown.
Hitchcock received Sims' punt on his
43. Kilgore on a fake from Hitchcock
ran the ball to Tech's 41-yard
line. Tech was penalized 5 yards.
Kilgore made it first down on Tech's
25-yard line. Hitchcock made 2 yards
at right tackle. Hitchcock passed to
Eaves on the 14. Kilgore made a
powerful run around right end to
score. Eaves, made a beautiful block
on this play.
Auburn made a 45 yard drive for
the next touchdown. After Morris
Road To Destruction
Pictured By Speaker
Hamilton, N. Y.—ACP—"Mankind
is marching the road to destruction",
said Dr. George Barton Cutten, president
of Colgate, in a recent speech.
"A civilization which removes natural
checks more rapidly than it fosters
high controls commits suicide,"
Dr. Cutten declared.
"The greatest sinners are probably
the philanthropists and the doctors.
They have done everything they could
to preserve the unfit. If anything
happens to protection the race is
doomed."
"Man has always had to be kicked
upstairs," concluded Dr. Cutten.
Students Sleep Late
At Williams College
Williamstowh, Mass. — ACP — For
the first time in over a century, Williams
college students are not being
routed out of bed by 7:30 a.m. chapel
bells.
As a result of a twenty-year war
between the undergraduates and' the
administration, the board of trustees
finally abolished compulsory daily attendance
at religious service.
AUBURN RATS WIN
FROM TECH FROSH
IN HARD CONTEST
gained 8 yards on an end-around
which placed the ball on Tech's 1-yard
line, Mitchell ma'de three stabs at the
line but failed to score. On the fourth
down he dropped back and passed out
to the right to Fenton who was wide
open for the pass.
Gilbert intercepted Scrappy Edwards'
pass and ran it up to Tech's
45-yard line. Kilgore smashed into
center for 4 yards and the third
quarter ended. Mitchell on the first
play in the fourth quarter went out
wide to his right and ran 41 yards
to score.
Stewart was instrumental in scoring
the last touchdown. He intercepted
Edwards' pass and ran to Tech's
10 where he was stopped ,by Beard,
a 39 yard gain. On the next play he
passed to Kilgore over the goal for
a touchdown.
(Continued from page 1)
accumulated 4, but Auburn held the
advantage at the end of the game
by 10 to 4.
Runs by Kelley and Sitz and a 15
yard penalty on Tech carried the ball
from Tech's 47-yard' line to their 5-
yard line. This gave the Tiger rats
their first chance to score. Kelley
dropped back and tossed one to Cook
over the goal line, but it was incomplete
and Tech gained possession on
their 20.
In the first of the third quarter
Weaver punted down to Tech's 28, and
Burford downed the ball. Gerakitis
broke through to spill Butler for a
one yard loss. Butler came charging
into the center of the line and the ball
fell from his hands over the line.
Morgan caught it out of the air and
ran 30 yards to score. Cook added
the extra point from placement.
Tech made their only serious threat
to score late in the fourth quarter.
On fourth down with the ball on their
31-yard line Gilmer punted to Kelley,
but play was called back and Auburn
was penalized 15 yards for holding.
On fourth down again Reed's pass was
allowed on Auburn's 44 due te interference
from Feriera. Reed passed
again to B. Anderson which was good
on Auburn's 10. Wolf broke through
and threw Reed for a 3 yard loss a"t
the line. Reed tried another pass,
but Howell intercepted it and ran to
Tech's 25-yard line.
. Starting lineup:
AUBURN Pos. GA. TECH
Burford LE Smith
Wolf LT Rimmer
Crowder LG Wilcox
Morgan C Givens
Combes RG Jacobs
Nichols RT Bynum
Howell RE Anderson, B.
Cook QB Crockett
Kelley LH Reed
Mims RH Butler
Fontaine FB Anderson, L.
COAST AND GEODETIC SURVEY
FOR STATE TO BE CONTINUED
\
Prof. John A. C. Callan Will Be In Charge Says Thad Holt,
WPA Administrator For Alabama; Project Will Involve
219 Different Engineers With Appropriation Of $172,800
With Professor John A. C. Callan
as general director, the state-wide project
of the U. S. Coast and Geodetic
Survey will be continued for the ensuing
year, according to word received
here from Thad Holt, Montgomery,
Alabama WPA administrator. The
new program will begin next week.
The project will involve the employment
of 219 civil engineers, surveyors,
and draftsmen with an appropriation
of $172,800. The program
will include continued development of
the level circuit and triangulation
system networks throughout the State,
said Professor Callan.
Henry Steadman, of Tuscaloosa, has
been named as chief engineer for the
project and will expedite the accurate
mapping of important areas in the
State.
As was formerly the. case, general
headquarters for the project will be
maintained at Auburn. Divisional
headquarters will be located in Jefferson,
Dallas, Walker, Baldwin, and
Mobile Counties. The project will
employ engineers who are .eligible for
regular WPA work and who have had
first-class surveying experience. The
DEFENSE SUBJECT IS
USED BY STARNES IN
ADDRESS TUESDAY
(Continued from page 1)
in command in the A.E.F., and alumnus
of Auburn, was referred to by
the speaker as one of the greatest
officers in American history, being a
great soldier and a master strategist.
He commended the Auburn system of
military training which has continued
its 16 years of maximum rating by
the War Department under the command
of Col. G. H. Franke.
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present appropriation now makes possible
adequate provision for materials,
supervision, and transportation. Previous
appropriations did not include
these provisions.
The project will be of great importance
to the State from both a military
and industrial standpoint and
will give experience of a high order
to engineers on its payroll. The employment
will go a long way toward
relieving the distressing conditions
among Alabama engineers, said Professor
Callan.
In general charge of the program
will be Ray Crow, chief WPA engineer
for Alabama.
Tiger Theatre
"Showplace of East Alabama"
Auburn, Alabama
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13
"BAD BOY"
with
James Dunn, Dorothy Wilson,
Louise Fazenda, Victor Kilian.
Short—Radio Rogues in
"DO YOUR STUFF"
Comedy—"NO MOTOR TO
GUIDE HIM"
THURSDAY, NOV. 14
FRANCIS LEDERER in
"THE GAY DECEPTION"
with Frances Dee.
Comedy "TARS and STRIPES"
with Buster Keaton
"Stranger Than Fiction"
FRIDAY, NOV. 15
JOE E. BROWN in
"BRIGHT LIGHTS"
with Ann Dvorak, Wm. Gargan,
Patricia Ellis.
Comedy—"FOX AND THE
RABBIT"
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