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Semi-Weekly Plainsman Saturday Issue ©Ip JVtthimt plainsman Next Issue February 7 TO F O S T E R THE A U B U R N S P I R IT VOLUME LIX AUBURN, ALABAMA, SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 NUMBER 31 TIGER QUINTET TO MEET TECH HERE TUESDAY Q u i n t e t Resumes Competition W i t h G a m e Next T u e s d a y In Local Alumni Gymnasium TECH OFFENSIVE GOOD Tilt Has Been Designated As N a i s m i t h G a m e In Honor Of O r i g i n a t o r Of Basketball By EUGENE LEE After a week's idleness from basketball wars, the Tiger quintet will return to competition on Tuesday, February 4 against Georgia Tech in Alumni Gym. This will mark the first appearance of a Southeastern member on the local court this season. This game has been designated by Coach Ralph Jordan as Dr. James Naismith game in honor of the originator of basketball. One cent for each fan attending the game will be contributed to a fund that is hoped will be large enough to send him and his wife to the Olympic cage games this summer and also start an annuity fund in his behalf. Coach Jordan is chairman of this movement for Alabama. With examinations over and the players fast recovering from the flu epidemic that had as many as six unable to practice at one time, they are fast rounding into shape for the balance of the games. Coach Jordan has taken advantage of this week to brush up on offense and defense. The Tigers have gone through extensive drills and baring any further mis fortunes should be in excellent condition for the important game with Georgia Tech. . Georgia Tech has a team composed mostly of sophomores. Their offensive record .is high, and it has been the sophomores who have furnished the Yellow Jackets with most of their power. Three sophomores may start for Auburn against the Yellow Jackets Buddy Crew, forward; Rex McKis-sick, forward, and Andrew Curlee, guard, stand an excellent chance to gain starting assignments. Rex Mc Kissick is assured of one of the forward posts. This sophomore has been * of the outstanding first-year varsity 1 hardwood performers of the South. His play in Auburn's games to date has stamped him as one of the most valuable finds of the season. His of fensive record ranks among the high est of the conference. Buddy Crew has shown more improvement lately than any other member of the team. ' He is probably the fastest player on the local court. His accuracy at hitting the basket during the practice periods this week has been remarkable. He was one of the (Continued on page 4) Discussions Be Held By Auburn "Y" Group The local unit of the Young Men's Christian Association will begin a series of discussions next Monday night in the Student Center at 7:30. These discussions will continue throughout the semester. J. P. Handley, president of the Y. M. C. A., will lead this first discussion, which will be on "What shall we do with the Auburn traditions?" The question of introducing new standards for campus life is seldom raised without meeting objections which reflect conventionality and custom. These two reflections, in thought, attitudes, practices, social habits, and institutions, account for the campus traditions. Some of these are good and useful, others are harmful or useless, according to Handley. At the time of the discussion next Monday night, the Friendship Council and Freshman Y Group will have their first joint assembly. Any student interested in the Y. M. C. A. is also invited to attend the meeting. In the near future, a deputation team from Clemson College will visit Auburn under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. Auburn Glee Club To Make Tour Of&ate A week's concert tour through South Alabama will be taken during the first week in March by the Auburn Glee Club under the direction of Lawrence Barnett. The itinerary includes Brewton, March 3; Fairhope, March 4; Mobile, March 5; Atmore, March 6; and Greenville, March 7. According to George Hairston, Birmingham, business manager for the club, another date will be added to the tour for an appearance of the club on Monday evening, March 2. At Fairhope and Mobile special Auburn dances have been arranged with the Auburn Knights furnishing the music. The dances will be given following the concert by the Glee Club. The Club's appearance at Brewton is sponsored by the Lions Club, at Fairhope by the Parent-Teachers' Association, at Mobile by the Azelea Trail Committee of the Junior Chamber of Commerce; at Atmore by the Lions Club and the American Legion; and at Greenville by the Parent- Teachers' Association. Editor Graves States Progress On Yearbook Is Advancing Rapidly • All material for the 1935-36 Glom-erata has been turned to the printers save about 10 cuts and 20 pages of copy. According to the'editor of this year's publication, this is being completed about a month and a half before that of last year. This means an earlier delivery to the student body, and also elimination of the wait into summer school, which was necessary last year. The only section of the Glomerata now not in the hands of the printer is the athletic section. One of the new features of the current year book will be the beauty section which will be a composition of color on a dark background. According to the editor, this should make the feature section especially attractive. Another of the added features will be that of snapshots of the leading seniors "featured on each page of the senior section. These snapshots are to be of the seniors in their school attire, posing as they walk about the campus. The views of the campus are to be handled in an entirely hew way. The photographs are to be on a background of copper. All in all the 1935-36 book is to be developed in a modern motif, the cover and all features. • Editorial Staff Of Paper Meets Sunday A meeting of the editorial staff of the Plainsman will be held Sunday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock at the Student Center. At this time important plans and announcements will be made for the second semester, and it is especially important that all members of the staff be present. If there are any students on* the campus who would like to gain some valuable experience through working on the Plainsman they are invited to attend the session at the Student Center Sunday afternoon. There is ample room on the Plainsman editorial staff for more students who are interested in this line of work. The next issue of the Plainsman will be published a week from today. The paper will be issued regularly twice a week from then until the end of the school year. Local U.D.C. Chapter Has Recent Meeting The Admiral Semmes Chapter U. D. C. met at the home of Mrs. L. A. Ter-rill and Mrs. Susie Wright acting as joint hostess. Mrs. R. B. Draughon presided for the first time in her capacity as new president. The main speaker of the program was Prof. R. B. Draughon of the History Department, who gave a review of Freeman's "Life of Lee." How Activities Fee Is Prorated (AN EDITORIAL) Off and on during each school year there is some talk by students who are interested in knowing exactly what is done with the money they pay the college' each semester in the form of a Student Activities Fee. And interested they should be, for this fee represents a sizeable portion of their total college fee. Of each regular students enrolled, the college requires the payment of $7.50 per semester, amounting to $15.00 for the year. In addition to this, each regular student pays an additional amount of $2.50 the first semester. This sum was added in recent years to cover the costs of each student's picture in the Glomerata. Prior to this change, each student paid $3.00 for his picture in the year book. The change was made when it was found that not all students were willing to pay this cost, and as a result the class sections did not represent the entire student body but only a portion thereof. To remedy this situation the college reduced the picture cost to $2.50 and added this sum onto the first semester activity fee. The Student Activities Fee is prorated as follows: ATHLETICS 50% GLOMERATA 24% PLAINSMAN 14 % SOCIAL COMMITTEE 6V2 % STUDENT EXECUTIVE CABINET 2% BAND : 1%% ' DEBATING AND DRAMATICS 1 % LECTURES 1 % TVA AUTHORITY TO LECTURE TO ENGINEER BODY Ross White, Superintendent Of Construction For TVA, Will Be Speaker At Meeting SECOND IN SERIES White To Discuss Background Of TVA's Origin; Will Use Lantern Slide- Illustrations PLANS FORMED BY GROUP FOR HONOR SOCIETIES DANCE Blue Key Will Sponsor Move This Summer In Attempting To Increase Enrollment Here Formulation of plans of Blue Key for this semester have been outlined and are expected to be completed in the near future, according to Harry L. Hooper, president. The date for the Honor Society Ball, which is sponsored by Blue Key, has been set for Friday, April 17, and tentative plans have been made. The dance will be held in Alumni Gym and is to be preceeded by a banquet for members and their dates. Only senior members of honor societies are eligible to attend this function which is annually one of the social highlights on the campus. Final arrangements for the affair are to be worked out by several committees which will be appointed* soon. At a meeting next week the plans adopted earlier in the year to familiarize high school students with the' desirability of Auburn as a choice for their college training will be completed. In accordance with the plan each member of Blue Key is to visit his high school and introduce to the student body the member designated by the society to speak to the prospective college students. The speech which is to be written in a standardized form, will be presented at the next meeting by B. H. Johnson. It is designed to inform the students on the phases of Auburn in which it is believed they are most interested. Such a talk by an undergraduate on matters of general information about the college is expected to have a great deal of influence on the high school student when he choses his college. Captain H. L. Watts is faculty adviser of Blue Key and is working with them in forming and carrying out these activities. COLLEGE TO GIVE RE-EXAMINATIONS STARTING FEB. 10 Re-Examinations Will Be Held From Feb. 10 Through 15; Fee Charged For Each Exam Re-examination 'for all students who reecived conditioned grades (60- 69) or have been absent from examinations with permission will be given February 10 through 15, according to an announcement released today from the Registrar's office. Only one re-examination will be allowed in each subject. All students concerned are asked to secure class cards from the Registrar's office and notify the instructor in sufficient time to allow for preparation of the examination. Absence from class work conflicting with the examination will be excused. A fee of $2.00 will be charged of each student for each re-examination. The maximum charge for three or more examinations is fixed at $5.00. Students absent from examination on account of illness will not be charged the fee. The re-examination schedule is as follows: -Monday, Feb. 10, 3 P.M.: Botany, Business Administration, Machine Design and Drawing, Mathematics. Tuesday, Feb. 11, 10 A.M.: Home Economics, Horticulture, Industrial Engineering, Physical Education, and R.O.T.C.; 3 P.M.: Agricultural Engineering, Architecture, Electrical Engineering, Physics, and Sociology. Wednesday, Feb. 12, 3 P.M.: Agronomy, Agricultural Economics, Civ- (Continued on page 4) Ross White, superintendent of construction for the Tennessee Valley Authority, Knoxville, will deliver an illustrated lecture before the Federated Engineering Societies of Auburn here on Monday evening, 7:15 o'clock, in Broun Hall auditorium. The lecture will be the second in a series arranged this year by engineering students, the purpose of which is to bring to Auburn several nationally known engineers. By means of lantern slides and literature to be distributed to the audience, Mr. White will discuss the background of TVA's origin and explain the purposes for which it was formed. Mr. White will be introduced by James H. Williams, of Shangai, China, senior in electrical engineering and president of the Auburn student chapter of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. The Federated Engineering Societies was formed at Auburn this year by the student engineering chapters for the purpose of promoting professional attitudes on -part of the students. Meetings of the federation are held once a month with separate meetings every two weeks by the student chapters of the American Society of Civil Engineers, American Society of Mechanical Engineers, and the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. Affairs of the Federated Engineering Societies are directed by an executive committee composed of the presidents of the three student chapters: W. B. Thomas, Huntsville, civil engineering; Ralph Steele, Birmingham, mechanical, and James H. Williams, electrical, together with three junior class students who will continue on the (Continued on page 4) Woman's Group Will Hear Prof. Burkhardt MOVES NOW UNDERWAY TO NAME DUNCAN CANDIDATE FOR GUBERNATORIAL RACE Candidate? Dr. Duncan Declines To Make Any Definite Statement Last Night To Plainsman Editor DR. L. N. DUNCAN, president of Auburn, was brought into the political limelight this week when his name was mentioned as a possible candidate for governor to succeed Gov. Bibb Graves in 1938. EXPRESSES APPRECIATION Several Groups Throughout State Backing Duncan For Governor To Succeed Graves Prof. E. Walter Burkhardt, of the School of Architecture, will present a program on Historic Buildings at the January meeting of the Department of Literature of the Auburn Woman's Club. Prof. Burkhardt has made an extensive survey of the ante-bellum buildings in Alabama and will illustrate his talk with a collection of photographs. Mrs. B. R. Showalter, the leader, will hold a brief business meeting at three o'clock., Hostesses for the, meeting are Mrs. C. A. Baughman and Miss Farley Lee. TWO WEEKS XMAS HOLIDAYS SHOWN BY NEWCATALOG College Calendar For 1935-36 Provides Full Two Weeks Vacation Next Christmas Serious Blunder Is Made In Last Issue The editor humbly apologizes for the serious mistake occuring in the last issue of the Plainsman, though wondering at the same time just how many readers caught it. A member of the circulation staff noticed the mistake, he said, after some two hundred issues had come off the press. The paper was late coming out anyway, so rather than cause any further delay, he let the matter slip. In the headline over the basketball story on the front page, it was stated that "Vols Win Over," which was all screwy because it wasn't the Vols at all, but Vanderbilt. After this the editor promises to read stories more carefully before writing the headlines. Annual Summer School Session To Be Held At Auburn Starting June 8 The twenty-fourth session of the summer school will open on June 8th according to an announcement made by Dean Zebulon Judd in an interview today. The first session will run from June 8th until July 17th, while the second term will begin on July 20th and terminate August 22nd. The dates have been arranged so that students in the R. O. T; C. summer camps will be able to register for the second term if they so desire. Practically all divisions of the college will offer courses so that the entire student body will be able to find suitable courses in the summer session. Students may register for a maximum of fourteen hours for^the full session. The work may be taken seven, hours per term for the two terms or eight semester hours the first term and six hours during the second term. A registration fee of $3.00 is required upon registration but is paid only once, whether the student attends both terms or not. An incidental fee of one dollar is charged each semester. The student pays fees only for the number of semester hours credit he is taking, the charge being only $2.00 per semester hour. Dean Judd, who has been director of the summer school for twenty years, pointed out that the advantage of the summer session is that it enables the student to accomplish two things; first, he may make up any back course which he may need and second, he may take as many advanced courses as possible with a view toward early graduation. A student may graduate "in three to three and a half calendar years by attending two or three summer sessions. The school last summer enjoyed the most successful year since its inception. A net enrollment of 1,296 students, counting those enrolled for both terms only once, showed a gain of approximately twenty per cent over the registration for the summer of 1934. A similar increase is expected for this year. The 1935-36 catalog of Auburn with announcements for 1936-37, is now being prepared; and copy will go to the printer at an early date. The plan, according to P. O. Davis, Executive Secretary, is to have the copy in the hands of the printer early next week; and, the catalog should be out in March. For more than a month the deans and other officials of the college have been at work on catalog material. It is reported that only minor changes will be made in the form of the current catalog. Curriculum arrangement will be changed and it is expected to be a noticeable improvement, although the Auburn catalog is noted for its clearness in curriculum. The calendar for the 1936-37 session which will appear in the catalog has not been finally decided. It is known, however, that the Christmas holidays will begin on December 19 and classes will be resumed on Monday, January 4. This will give a full two weeks which was made necessary by the fact that Christmas and New Year will come on Friday instead of Wednesday which was the case this year. Certain other adjustments must be made in the catalog for this additional holiday period, Mr. Davis explained. By THE EDITOR In an interview last night in reference to the recent action of the Franklin County Democratic Executive Committee, Dr. L. N. Duncan was very reticent. He declined to make any definite statement relative to the move of this committee to nominate Dr. Duncan as a candidate for governor in 1938 to succeed Gov. Bibb Graves. He did express his profound appreciation for the " spirit of confidence and esteem revealed in the statement of his friends and neighbors where he was born and reared. Dr. Duncan further indicated that he had no personal political ambitions; that it had been his policy to devote all'his time to the task of administering the college as president and with the farmers Of the state as federal extension director. In recent weeks Dr. Duncan has been the recipient of numerous letters from varied portions of the State in connection with the 1938 gubernatorial race. Although groups throughout the State have from time to time recently voiced their desire to have Dr. Duncan as a candidate in the next election, the first definite action along this line was made a few days ago by the Franklin Committee. This body presented Dr. Duncan's name for the consideration of the voters in the form of a circulated mimeographed letter. In this letter it was clearly stated that Dr. Duncan was not consulted on the question prior to its issuance, the form being circulated without his knowledge. Dr. Duncan said last night that he had no idea that this move had been taken by the Franklin County group. The following is a copy of the letter which is being circulated about the State: "Whereas many names are being discussed over the State as prospective candidates for the Democratic nomination for governor in the next (Continued on page 4) Attack Aviation Be Subject Of Lecture Major Lotha A. Smith, of Maxwell Field, Montgomery, will address the next meeting of the Officers Reserve Corp "here on Monday evening, February 3, at 7:30 o'clock in Langdon Hall. Major Smith will discuss attack aviation, a subject on which he is considered an outstanding authority. Graduating from the Air Corps Tactical School in 1934, Major Smith now holds the rating of air pilot and air observer. He was first commissioned as a first lieutenant in the signal corps, O. R. C„ in 1917. Piror to his address, Major Smith will be a guest of the local post of the American Legion at a dinner to be given at the Eastern Star Hall. N O T I C E ! There will be a meeting of Alpha Phi Omega Sunday, Feb. 2, 4:15 P. M., 109 Ramsay Hall. Everyone is urged to be present; there will be an election of officers for the coming year. Five Students Lead In Freshman English Five students led the class in freshman English grades for the semester just closed with an average of • 95. They are Jerome Kirschner, Trenton, New Jersey, pre-veterinary; Eugene Knight, Lacon, electrical engineering; Camilla Newberry, Chancellor, home economics; Cornelia Stevens, Bay Minette, home economics; and Henry Whitfield, Demopolis, agriculture. Of the 750 students enrolled in the first semester course in English composition, ,154 made grades of 80 or above. Those making 90 or above totaled 23. A plan is being worked out by Dr. L. G. Gosser, director of freshman English, to allow students making 80 or above to do special work during the second semester. In doing the special work they will be excused from part of the regular work followed by the remainder of the students. The students making grades between 90 and 95 are Lucille Bethune, Clayton; Ben Branch, Montgomery; Eugene Callaway, Selma; Mary Car-mack, Auburn; Henry Draughon, Geneva; James Durden, Montgomery; John Eagan, Bessemer; Macon Ellis, Auburn; E. C. Godbold, Selma; A. M. Killebrew, Cordele, Ga.; Jerome Ku-derna, Auburn; Billie McGehee, Greenville; Orrin Randolph, West Palm Beach, Fla.; D. D. Roberts, Mobile; Marjorie Smith, Uchee; H. R. Strong, Brewton; A. B. Walton, Greensboro; J. H. Wheeler, Pisgah. P A G E T WO T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 ®fo Auburn jglamBtttan Published semi-weekly by the students of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates, $2.50 per year (B8 issues), $1.50 per semester (29 issues). Entered as second class matter at the Post Office, Auburn, Alabama. Business and editorial offices at Auburn Printing Company, on West Magnolia Ave. Editor may be reached after office hours by calling 298. Doug Wallace Editor-in-Chief Herman L. Harris Business Manager 1935 Member 1936 Plssocidecl GoUe6iate Press Distributor of Golle6iate Di6est EDITORIAL STAFF Associate Editor: Floyd Hurt. News Editors: Alvin Morland, Bobby Chesnutt. Feature Editor: Lewis Thomas. City Editor: James Buntin. Society Editor: Luella Botsford. Assistant Society Editors: Kay Sibert, Frances Ashurst. Sports Editor: Eugene Lee. Sports Contributors: Jack Todd, Bill Troup. Contributing Editor: Bill Ficklen. Reporters: Edwin Godbold, Jack Steppe, Edward Briggs, Norman Wood, Bob Johnston, R. H. Workman, Billy Grace, Jack Morton. Commentator Extraordinary: Hugh Cameron. BUSINESS STAFF Assistant Business Manager: Jim Pike. Advertising Managers: Billy Radney, Buck Darden. Advertising Assistant: Clarence Pruet. Circulation Manager: George Perry. Assistant Circulation Manager: Alvin Vogtle. Circulation Assistants: Jack Carr, Har-ey Sargent, Sam Teague, George Weaver. Business Manager's Office Hours: 3-4 Monday through Friday. Ask Cooperation The attitude displayed by a large proportion of the student body toward the Auburn Fire Department is, to say the least, one showing a lack of common horse sense. There is an old ad%ge that runs something like this: "What the fire doesn't destroy, the firemen will." Here at Auburn it should read: "What the fire doesn't destroy, the students will." Numerous instances can be pointed to that will bear out this latter contention. The most outstanding in recent years is the Smith Hall fire. It is well known that a great amount of damage in connection with the fire was done by students who were here for the holidays. It stands to reason that if the school had been in session at the time, the building and its contents would have been a total loss. Several months ago a gas main broke on East Thatch. The gas company was aware of the fact, and no harm was being done until some wit tossed a match to see what would happen. Even that would not have been so bad had not some two hundred odd students molested the fire department when it was called. It was necessary to play the fire hose on the cflowd in order to restore reasonable order. The Auburn Fire Department is remarkably far advanced in comparison with other towns of similar size and even larger. The firemen are students who are working to earn a living, and take their responsibility seriously as they should. Auburn is fortunate in that it has very few large fires. The student body of the college seem to resent this, and accordingly set out to get all the possible excitement out of the few fires that do occur. To do this they resort to vandalism. They break in windows and doors and in general run wild while the fire is in progress. It appears that it is against the code of ethics of this certain class of students to even so much as think . of doing anything helpful toward aiding the fire department, either during the fire or afterward. It is the sincere hope of the local fire department to obtain the support and cooperation of students. In the past the department has not only had the fire to contend with, but a mob of wild and frenzied students as well. Sensible Argument The much haggled over question of legalizing liquor for the State of Alabama is revived again by the Montgomery Advertiser in a recent editorial. There is hardly any need to mention that the Advertiser is strongly behind the movement for repeal. The writer of this latest editorial on the subject puts forth a number of strong arguments that would take an expert debater to refute. Dollars are especially scarce at the present, and the legalization of liquor, the Advertiser feels, would go far toward relieving the situation. Though probably not bringing in all that its backers claim, it is undoubtedly true that the revenue derived from the sale of liquor would benefit the state. This argument has been used by both sides. One pictures a huge revenue pouring into the State treasury, the other claims that the revenue would amount to nil. But the anti-repealists have another argument. It is at this argument that the editorial in the Advertiser is directed. Though realizing that the State is in dire need of more money for education and other institutions, this group of anti-repealists cringe at the thought of their children being educated in schools maintained from money derived from taxing the sale of liquor. Claims the Advertiser that this same group would also refuse, then, to have firemen save their homes from fire because the firemen are paid by liquor revenue. They would let their homes be robbed rather than call policemen who are paid from liquor revenue. After all, what matters it where the money comes from, as long as it comes by means that are lawful? Taxing the sale of liquor cannot be called unlawful. It would be the sensible thing to do in view of the fact that liquor is now being sold in the State with the bootleggers reaping the benefit. The Best Withdraw A progressive Alabama doctor, in an open letter to the press, made an interesting statement a few days ago. He declared that in 1908 he left the teaching profession because teachers were underpaid. He saw that in no other field demanding an equal amount of training and intelligence was the average salary anything like as low. Continuing his statement, he remarked that thousands of Alabama teachers today are drawing smaller salaries than he got in 1908. Of course he is right. In law, medicine, engineering, public service, journalism, all of the other fields demanding training, independent thought, and marked mental ability, the average pay is far higher than in the teaching profession. Pay for teachers compares more satisfactorily with pay of semi-skilled, or even unskilled, labor. Yet the training and native ability of a teacher should be as great as that demanded in the other professions. Critics single out salaries paid to college presidents and deans, to superintendents of city systems, to nationally known scientists and educators, and argue that teachers are paid high salaries. They forget that these are the most successful ones in the profession, the ones, of remarkable ability. A comparison of their salaries with those of the most successful or capable in other professions will again show a marked disadvantage for the teacher. In most fields of endeavor incomes are much lower today than they were ten years ago, but in few cases have they dropped during the past twenty-seven years. In other words, the average income paid for the same type of work today is higher than it was in 1908. Yet this Alabama doctor claims that in the teaching profession salaries have made a very little gain. Teachers get less in Alabama now than he got in 1908. Such conditions appear gloomy to one who hopes to see an efficient educational system developed and maintained in Alabama. Probably the state has no greater need than a sound and efficient school system manned by capable and well trained men and women. But how can such a system be maintained if other professions continue to draw the best man power? This Alabama doctor quit teaching for a more lucrative field 27 years ago. Others of our best teachers are following- in his footsteps today. Nothing needs good men and women more than does our school system, but they cannot be attracted and held unless the citizenship realizes that education must have more just and -generous treatment. Advertisement in the West Virginia University daily: "Men Wanted—By two popular sorority girls, two handsome gentlemen for dating purposes. Social assets required." The peculiarities of New England speech are being gradually lost, say Harzard authorities. Even the Harvard accent itself is no longer sacred. Master of 53 tongues, Prof. Watson Kirk Connel, of Wesley College, Winnipeg, says Basque is the most difficult language in the world. Hearst-inspired charges that Communism was being taught in District 'of Columbia schools have been quashed by a special committee." A permanent national youth program to replace NYA is proided for in a bill now before Congress. The number of unemployed in the 16-24 age group has doubled since 1930. Arizona State gridsters will play rugby during 1936 spring practice. . Vassar will double its present library capacity of 200,000 books. Nightmares By Ned EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column t of personal comment, and is not to be read as ah expression of our editorial policy. * * * * THEN there was the fellow who got out in that weather Wednesday night. What a night for the fire department to turn in an alarm. And Auburn has so few good fires. Why should they be on a night like that? Then, too, something should be done about this midnight stuff. * * * * And speaking of the weather, Thursday morning was the whitest Auburn has ever seen. (Don't quote me on this, or Professor Robinson will come along with his bucket of instruments and a book full of statistics and prove me a liar.) Anyway, it was a new sight for the gents from Mobile and New Orleans. But even they should be familiar with the slush of the melt away. * * * * Hooper had to pull out during the dances to Montevallo and straighten things out with "Lightning." The Tiger Rag played a novel trick by striking two with one bolt. Advice to the editor of the Montevallo scream—"Say nothing of Hooper's stepping out at the Montevallo senior frolics, or the Purple leader will have to make a trip to the Plains to explain. Then, too, she will be on your neck." * * * * Then in mentioning Montevallo, apologies might be made to the ladies for the accusation made in the dance arrangements of the Misses grab habit. Some of the Montevallo promsters who can read showed resentment. And that resentment within itself shows that the ladies are sorry about the habit. Pardon the writers for mentioning it. * * * * Little Smith has come back to town. Miss Smith, of WASHINGTON and MONTGOMERY— Union Springs. They may wander away, but there must be something about Auburn—they come back. Seems strange for the two Saras not to be together. Stanley fussing over supper up town and Smith trying to quiet her. * * * * What happened to the Junior politicians efforts to end politics? After all it might be better to keep the line-ups open; they are bound to be less harmful than when politic-ed against and then have line-ups cooked up secretly. That's when real resentment will begin. Some ambitious ones would be more surprised than usual on election day. Scouts War Peril Dr. Roland Usher, a professor of history at Washington university, who accurately forecast the World War, says there is no immediate danger of another major conflict. After weighing the factors disturbing peace he predicts that it will be several decades at least before another large war can arise. His prophecy is based on the precedents of the past and the belief that there is no general issue at stake to cause a world-wide upheaval. "The great wars of the past have come once in a century. The world was shaken with war from 1618-48; 1702- 13; 1793-1815; and 1914-18. Every war of any consequence leaves a lot of minor issues unsettled and today there are plenty of small issues that vex the nations. But the great fundamental issue is lacking to set off the spark of universal conflict." This history professor thinks there is little possibility of Italy's present Abyssinian campaign spreading war throughout the Mediterranean because Mussolini has isolated his country from the support of France, England and the smaller powers. If Italy and Germany should unite, their geographical separation would largely nullify the military value of the alliance, Dr. Usher pointed out. According to Professor Usher,. there seems to be a number of issues that could cause a major conflict within a short time. The present Abyssinian affair may have the same significance as Sarejovo had in 1914. If economic sanctions which the League of Nations is enforcing against Italy are carried a step further to military sanctions, a major conflict may result. The Asiatic horizon also looks threatening. It would be comforting to believe that Dr. Usher is infallible, but the basis of his present prediction makes one wonder if he wasn't a bit lucky in his prophecy of 1914.—Minn. Daily. Students at Martha Berry College, in Georgia may dance only waltzes and quadrilles, have dates of only an hour and a half duration on Sunday, may not have radios in their rooms nor enter into competitive athletics with other colleges. Twenty out of 57 univer%ities and colleges recently questioned report that they maintain motion-picture service for about 5,000 other schools. Alexis Carrell, Noble prize winner, will teach at the University of California during the spring semester. When you are by her side, Robert G., when your head feels dizzy, you are gasping for breath, your voice is shaky and indistinct; all in all, something is funny —take it from us—you are flying to sneeze. * * * * * * * * * * Is it really true that R. G. (Cough-drop) Johnson is married??? * * * * * * * * * * Our nomination for the most nonchalant appearance—the Auburn Knights' plunk-plunker, "Tubby" Griffith. * * * * * * * * * * The semester has passed, I should be glad. The semester has passed, • But I am sad. The semester has passed, Ah, sad my lot. The semester has passed, But I have not. * * * * * * * * * * Joe Purvis' liabilities are $1,000,000.00 and his assets in jail. * * * * * * * * * * Baker Dean reports that the dimmest lights have the most scandal power. * * * * * * * * * ' * The uniforms of the Civil War, Are something to dispute. My grandfather was a Southerner, But he wore a union suit. —Wallace Shelby. * * * * * * * * * * Then there was the Scot who tied weights on his B. V. D.'s so he could have heavy underwear. * * * * * * * * * * 1st: "Has Prof. McKinnon looked over the papers yet?" 2nd: "Well, he was glancing through them this morning." \' 1st: "Oh, sort of a cursory examination." 2nd: "I'll say so. I never heard such language in my life." * * * * * * * * * * A certain engineering instructor here, who is a great adherent to accuracy, recently multiplied 2 x 2 on his slide rule and got 3.99 as an answer, much to the amazement of the class. * * * * * * * * * * Dr. Thomas: "Your temperature is 101, Percy." Prof. Beard: "What's the world's record?" * * * * * * * * * * Sweet Old Lady (to Cadet Private): "It must be fine to be a little soldier-boy. What is the hardest thing you have to do?" C. P.: "Look proud, act proud, and be humble." * * * * * * * * * * "You'll find the rent in your pants," said the landlady, as she booted out Louis Rice. * * * * * * * * * * THE CRUISE SONG My breakfast lies over the ocean, My luncheon lies over the sea: My stomach is in a commotion— Don't mention my dinner to me. —Log. On Other Campuses — By The Wanderer A writer for a South Carolina college paper says that the three men who composed the currently popular song, "The Music Goes Round and Round," have received over $10,000 each from its sale. "The publishers of the song, who once considered 10,000 sales a week something to shout about, week before last were shocked out of their wits to find that they had sold 102,- 000 copies of the song in seven days. The music publishing industry declares that it is the most popular song since 'Yes, We Have No Bananas' stood America on its musical ear back in 1925." Funny why we choose as our current song such a completely asinine piece of so-called music as this cock-eyed little ditty. Perhaps it is because it gives an emotional outlet for our desire to be completely mad. * * * * "Anyone," says the Minnesota Daily, "who has been lying awake nights trying to figure out how many cigarettes the young man can make out of thirty-six cigarette butts when six butts make one cigarette, will be interested to know that the answer is seven. After manufacturing the first six (not done in the best families) and smoking them, he will have another six butts left over with which he can make another." * * * * Then, as one chemistry student said to another, "Get out of here; this is none of your bismuth." * * * * For the workingiest college student in the world, the Associated College Press has nominated a senior student at Miami university who is carrying twenty study hours a week. To support himself he works fifty hours a month on the NYA is assistant in the physics department, grades papers for the mathematics department, and works from seven until midnight every day in the office of a taxi company. * * * * Still, we'd rather hold down all those jobs than have the one a student at Syracuse University does. According to the Daily Tar Heel this student earns his living by living'with the dead. He watches the unidentified dead in the county morgue every night from six in the evening to four in the morning. When does he study or sleep? Even the morgue has its dead moments, he explains. It is then that he hits either the books or the hay. We bet he possesses a fine anthology of horror stories. * * * * "Just give us wine and women," says the Oberlin Review. "We've got laryngitis." According to the Toreador, the best definition of the week was made by a student of the University of Pennsylvania who defined a tuxedo as a "black coffin with a white lid in which members of the male sex lay themselves out for formal functions." * * * * And last but not least, have you heard of the guy who called his girl "Toothpaste"— she was so easy to squeeze. * * * * There was something gaspy, of course, about that case of the Southwestern University students and the nude young girl who danced for them on the athletic field the other night. * * * * And there was something delightful about the stern comment of the dean after the investigation began. The dean issued a pontifical statement to the effect that the incident was closed "until further facts were laid bare." * * * * Death of Decorum at the University of Texas: Down there, old Henry Harper, dean of the graduate school, for years has preserved his vigorous independence of thought and dress, despite the standardizing influence of the campus, which universally tends to make professors dress with decorum, behave quietly, write few letters-to-the-editor. The dean has always worn a blood-red tie, which lies across his throat like a scarlet butterfly alight upon a cactus. Recently the dean and his ties received national recognition when the dean sent one of them as a Christmas present to O. O. Mclntyre, the New York columnist whose own sartorial abberrations are well known. The color of the tie, said Odd, "is based on the oxyhemoglobin of the red blood cells in human arterial blood." Students have many stories about the Dean and his tie. Some say he began wearing them in memory of a beautiful lady in red who flitted across his horizon some years ago. The dean, however, says he wears them because he likes them. * * * , * East to West: A columnist in the student paper at Brown University devotes several paragraphs to the "coyaotes" who roam the western plains, and "menace the lumberjacks." ("Kiyutes" wouldn't be so bad, but "coyaotes"—good Lord!) * * * * Trinity College students are petitioning for the abolition of chapel. Thunderations By Com EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal comment, and is not to be read as an expression of our editorial policy. * * * * IHAVE before suggested to this here editor what our paper needs is a con-ued story, and maybe a comic strip to make it into a readable newspaper. There is nothing like a newspaper story, you know. I read all my Tarzan stories in one of the Birmingham papers. The thing was illustrated and all that, and my oatmeal didn't taste right until I had first read about how many fights Tarzan had had with the apes^ (he wasn't fooling with movie actresses in those days, and hadn't even learned to holler like he did for Metro-Goldwyn). This paper hasn't a continued story somewhere in its pages, and it hasn't a comic strip, so to speak. I admit some of the stuff that is printed is very funny, but, being not illustrated it couldn't rightly be called a comic strip. Recognizing that fact, or the absence of that fact, I, despite the lateness of the hour . . . the cold . . . and the absence of some good wild west story to read, will endeavor to start what is known as a newspaper serial. Except this isn't going to be a serial. If this editor of ours, who shaves in red suspenders, would recognize the true merit of this literary marvel, he would perhaps cut out the Baltimore Sun editorials he is running this issue and print the whole thing. If not, then'it will have to be included at another time, or again, when I can't think of a thing else to write. This story here is what is known as one of those "Short Shorts" . . . the kind Liberty and Collier's abuse the public with. ONE EYE-ONE HUNDRED (All Rights Reserved) It is more or less correctly imagined the quarrel Adam had with Eve the day the rent came due on the Garden of Eden, and they had to move, was quite somewhat of a lulu of an argument. In fact it is imagined that particular bit of argument was the most rip-tearing and foot-stomping disagreement in history. However, in comparison, the argument enjoyed by Adam and Eve was but a lily of the valley floating upon a moon-kissed lake. That fuss had by little Midge Evans and Red Bride, was something else again. It may be said that Miss Edge was known to friends, acquaintances, and traffic cops, as Little Miss Hell in a Buggy Colored Car. The name having something to do with the better-than-elegant beauty she had, and the dunn-duff car she frightened pedestrians with. And it also may be said that Red Bride was the only male in town with looks, wit, money and sarcasm to match hers. However, that is neither here, nor is it there. It may be said that Archilles called Hector "Lolly-Popsie" in comparison to what Red called her that night. What the lovely little lady called in return is not even mentioned by the Ladies' Missionary Society. Names were called, vases broken, and rings thrown. It isn't exactly known what caused the rift, but it is known that all thoughts of breakfast nooks, kiddie kars, and nursery rhymes were abandoned that night. Red left to sip a hot-rivet concoction known as a "Side Car," and Midge remained home to alternately throw a left shop and a right shoe through her father's best cut-glass chandelier. What happened the next night is the reason for this noble essay. The next night Red is driving out Carter's Mill Road in search of cool river air for a hot rivet head, when Little Miss Hell In A Buggy Colored Car eases up alongside. And not only eases alongside but also forces both Red and car off the road into the starboard ditch. "Come here!"- Midge commands, when everything is settled in the middle of the ditch. Red looks out and notes the color of the car and the tone of the voice, and promptly acts like a Hereford who has just seen Aunt Betsey's carmine petticoat. "Why you little Dun-Colored Devil," he roars, jumping out, "I'll have your hide drying on that peach-colored radiator for this." He jerks open the door and is reaching for her when this guy rises from the back floor, with a gun in his hand as big as all get-out. "Get in," the guy said. It is reported Red got in as nice as anyone would who had a gun gazing down his throat, but it is also reported he offered the guy the only fifty he had with him to let him ride on the back seat with him to escape riding on the front with "That Horse-faced Hurricane." Everything winds up with a continuation of the drive out Carter's Mill Road towards the mountains with Red up front and with Midge still driving, and the guy on the back seat aiming his big boom-gun. "So nice of you to have called, my precious," Red grits out after five miles. "But I didn't think you cared for me." (To be Continued.) , * SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N -:- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE PAGE THREE EUGENE LEE, Editor Contributors JACK TODD BILL TROUP GERALD BILBRO PROSPECTS GOOD FOR TIGER TANK TEAM THIS YEAR Keen Competition Shown For Posts On Swimming Team; Seven Meets Are Arranged Prospects for the Auburn swimming team this year are the best in history according to a report from a reliable source. Competition for several posts on the team is exceedingly keen, especially for diving. The diving post has several excellent contenders in Oscar Alcebo, Schley Gordy, Jr., and Brandt Woodward. All three men have shown good form in practices to date and give promise of being point winners for Auburn in the forthcoming meets. A tentative swimming schedule for the season was just recently completed and includes seven meets with some of t*e leading tank teams of the South. The first meet will be held against Emory University in Atlanta on February 4. The tentative schedule follows: Feb. 24, Emory in Atlanta; Feb. 25, Georgia in Athens; Feb. 26, Furman University in Greenville, S. C.; Feb. 28, Clemson College in Clemson, S. C.; March 5, Maryville in Auburn; March 7, University of Tenn. in Auburn; and March 14, Georgia Tech in Atlanta. Fourteen Report For First Polo Practice Among those reporting out for polo at the first part of this week, were twelve or fourteen old members of the squad, three or four of which were lettermen. Although the weather has permitted very little practice, the team is showing signs of good prospects, and further practice is expected to bring about amazing results. During the first few weeks, practice will consist of merely stickwork, cage-work, and getting things into shape. After about a month of such practice, the squad will probably take to scrimmaging to complete rounding into shape a fine polo team. Few people are aware of the fact that Auburn is one of the very few schools that can boast of a polo team, and even fewer people, perhaps, know that Auburn has one of the best polo teams in the South. • Negotiations are now being made with leading polo teams for games to be played later in the year, and probably a road trip will be made; however that is to be decided later. In any event, the prospects seem good and a successful season is anticipated. Flowers for all Occasions KING'S NURSERY Phone 695-J OPELIKA, ALABAMA SPRING FOOTBALL SWINGS INTO ACTION MONDAY * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * » • * * • • « * * * * * * * Vanderbilt And Kentucky In Lead For S*E. Conference Honors FIFTY FRESHMAN ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SPRING MEETS AUBURN SEVENTH AMONG SCHOOLS OF CONFERENCE Alabama Ranks Second In Conference With Two Tilts Lost; Auburn Has Played 4 Games By JACK TODD As the Southeastern Basketball Conference draws to a close, yanderbilt leads the pack with Kentucky and Alabama occupying second and third places respectively. Alabama fell before the Mississippi dribblers last Monday night 42-34, but retaliated with a 38-32 win over Ole Miss on the following evening. The outstanding features of both games was the scoring by Whatley of Alabama and Graham of Mississippi. Whatley garnered 20 points in the first game and Graham 13" while in the second game both men rang up the same number of tallies—12. Whatley now holds second place in the Conference scoring column, while Johnson of Georgia still holds the lead with 82 points. There will probably be another shake-up in this column after the games scheduled for Friday and Saturday are played. Georgia meets Tennessee at Athens, Georgia this Friday night, while L. S. U. tackles Ole Miss at Baton Rouge. On Saturday evening, Kentucky plays Vanderbilt at Nashville, Tennessee meets Chattanooga at Chattanooga, Georgia renews their rivalry with Georgia Tech, and L. S. U. will play host to Ole Miss at Baton Rouge. There are still quite a number of games to be played before February 24, which marks the end of the Conference schedules and it is unsafe to prophesy which teams will be eligible to enter the tournament. However, Vanderbilt and Alabama are reasonably sure to be on hand when the opening whistle blows. Here is how they stand at present: Total Opp. Team Won Lost Points Points Vanderbilt 6 Kentucky . 3 Alabama 5 Miss. State 3 Tennessee 3 Georgia 3 Auburn 2 Mississippi L. S. U Ga. Tech Florida Tulane Sewanee _ 0 0 2 1 2 3 2 . 1 3 2 4 6 5 255 128 246 168 197 218 118 80 175 81 149 181 107 155 76 223 123 169 222 131 72 193 108 194 252 185 The scoring column reads like this: Player Team G F Johnson Tenn. 31 20 Whatley Alabama 29 18 Plasman Vandy 22 27 Walters Miss. State 28 10 Coleman Vandy 28 5 Overly Vandy 24 12 Bryan ' La. State 21 15 Anderson Tenn. 21 11 Eppert Florida 22 7 Lockett* Tulane 15 21 Martin Tenn. 21 3 Marshall Tenn. 20 3 T 82 75 71 66 61 57 53 51 51 45 44 43 Definitely Out Dartmouth made $36,609 on football last season. ROOM FOR RENT GIRLS ONLY • • Phone 108-J FOR RENT AND SALE On account of Faculty transfers w e have available one nice 5-room furnished bungalow; and one good 6-room bungalow unfurnished. The Dr. Dowell property is n ow being sold off. See Robert L. Burkes Phone 264 Auburn, Ala. HAGEDORN'S DEPARTMENT STORE DRY GOODS LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR LADIES' AND CHILDRENS' SHOES DRAPERIES — CURTAINS —. CARPETS A Most Complete Gents' Furnishing Department Opelika, Alabama Bobby Blake, one of Jordan's most promising men for the forward position, is definitely out for the remainder of the season because of an attack of pneumonia recently. SPORTS CHATTER ==By EUGENE L E E = DELL MORGAN IS HIGHLY PRAISED IN PRESS STORY Associated Press Writer Hails Morgan As "Handy Man" Of Athletics; Busy Tiger Coach The following article *vas released last night through Associated Press, and as the subject is close to students at Auburn, the entire.story is reprinted here: "Meet Dell Morgan, handy man of athletics at Alabama Polytechnic Institute ! "He's one of the busiest members of Auburn's coaching staff and probably has as many irons in the Are as any athletic instructor in the nation. "The 33-year-old Texan, who once pitched for the St. Louis Cardinals and toiled with a number of minor league teams, performs duties that fit these titles: Asst. varsity football coach. Freshman basketball coach. Varsity baseball coach. Varsity boxing coach. Varsity wrestling coach. "Morgan, as energetic and well-liked as they come, was one of the greatest football tackles and baseball pitchers ever to play at Austin College, from which he was graduated in 1925. He coached baseball at his alma mater in 1926. "Among the clubs Morgan served during his professional baseball career were, in addition to St. Louis, Quincy, Greenville, Corsican, Mexia, Atlas, Tulsa and San Antonio. He had to forsake the game because of his health. "Upon retiring from active baseball, he coached at Quanah and Lubbock High Schools, in Texas, and was the pilot of Texas Tech teams from 1930 until he came to Auburn's coaching staff in 1934. "Morgan was a regular member of the wrestling and boxing teams at Austin College and later coached these sports at Texas Tech. A forceful pilot, he enforces strict training regulations and he sets the pace by training hard with his proteges. "He can recall only one superstition he ever had faith in. While coaching basketball at Texa* Tech he found out the birthdays of all his players and then looked up the star under which each was born. "If the almanac said a basketball man would be lucky on a certain night, Morgan would instruct that player to shoot for the basket every time he got possession of the ball, regardless of position. Morgan says the plan worked and his team upset the "dope" several times. "Morgan is married and has a son, Dell, Jr., 6 months old. 'He's my only bos,' says the coach. Morgan is one of Auburn's leading citizens, taking an active interest in all community affairs. . "His hobby is hunting, and he still talks of the deer he killed on a preserve in Western Alabama during the holidays. Quintet Captain At Present Woodrow (Country) Barnes, captain of the basketball team, is in a stiff race with Crew for the forward position. Both men are excellent point getters for the Tigers. The final issue of the Williamson Rating was received in the Plainsman office this week. This issue of the rating table gave Auburn number 8 position in the nation. T. C. U., S. M. U., L. S. U., Minnesota, Stanford, California U., and Notre Dame finished ahead of Auburn in the order given. Auburn consistently held this top position throughout the season. Rating systems have been in practice only about five years, but since their first issue they have gained in popularity until now they are considered the most accurate method of determining the national ranking of the teams. Polls and the opinions of individuals accomplish little. They are not based upon a standard of fair equality. No matter what type team a little school is able to put on the gridiron if the school doesn't have the background and following that is necessary it won't receive the consideration that it is due. In reviewing the season Williamson stated that Auburn had one of the hardest, most nerve-wracking ten-game schedule of all, a team that bowled over Tulane, Kentucky (by a larger offensive and better defensive score than did Ohio State), Duke (swampers of North Carolina), Georgia Tech (as badly as did Alabama), and Georgia; that although upset by Tennessee came within two minutes of a scoreless tie with L. S. U.; that gave all-American selectors a lot to worry about in Gilbert, Paterson, and Gantt; and whose able coach, Jack Meagher, former mentor of Rice, was voted most valuable Southern coach for 1935 by consensus poll, seems strangely to have been overlooked in most of the annual summaries. Auburn has the tradition and background but its best years were in the olden days. Since 1892, when the grid game was formally introduced to Southern colleges in an initial fracas between Georgia and Auburn, this institution has won the Southern championship eight times. Auburn had undefeated teams in 1900, '04, '08, '10, '11, '13, '14, and '19. This bright era faded away and from 1919 to 1932 Auburn lost its power in Southern football circles. Four years during this period the Tigers failed to score a victory against a Southern Conference member. Chet Wynne brought the Tigers back into the national limelight with his sensational team of 1932. Again after a lapse of two years Coach Meagher, another Notre Dame product, has brought the Orange and Blue again to the front. The tradition and power that was Auburn's in the past flaunts itself again before the Southern breeze. Auburn should be a power for the next few years, based on present material. This all evolves into Spring football, which is upon us. Only one more day remains of grace for the freshmen before thy join the returning varsity members for five hard weeks of preparation for next fall's tough campaign. Spring football brings the hard work. Plenty of blocking and scrimmages are on tap for aspirants to varsity positions. Spring calls for study of new plays, defensive work, study of candidates, fundamentals and development of team work. This is necessary for the time between games in the fall is taken up in brushing up on offense and defense and study of opponents. BEARD, NATION'S NO. ONE HURDLER QUITS ATHLETICS Percy Beard, Auburn, Holder Of Four World Marks, Will) Quit Track Despite Olympics Auburn's hardwood performers are faced with important engagements for the balance of the season. The Plainsmen still have a chance to receive a bid to the conference tournament. Their showing in the remaining tilts will determine their chances of going. The Tigers have been beset with misfortune since Christmas. Just as soon as Coach Jordan's charges, who are mostly football players had gotten adjusted to the court, flu disrupted the squad. The squad is fast rounding into shape, and should be able to face the remainder of the opponents of the season under far better advantages than the first conference foes were faced. "Significant of his many coaching duties at Auburn is the fact that his varsity line was penetrated for only one touchdown in the entire 1935 season." By EUGENE LEE Once again Time takes away from the nation one of the outstanding products of Coach Wilbur Hutsell, Auburn's famous track coach. Last week the New York Athletic Club announced that Percy Beard, the nation's number one hurdler and holder of four world marks, had permanently retired from competition. This came as a blow to the hopes of United States Olympic chances. Auburn's quiet civil engineering professor gave his reason for retiring as due to his years in competition, his "ripe" age, and his marriage last year. Not even the lure of the coming Olympics would bring him into the winter and spring meets. During his term as member of the Auburn track and field team, he set several records in the conference meets. Some of these still hold. Besides being a hurdler, he could broad jump close to 23 feet. He was chosen captain of the track team his last year. Beard was one of the most popular of the performers under the colors of the N. Y. A. C, and his retirement will come as a blow to the legion of admirers who have thrilled with his perfection of form and startling speed over the high timbers since he entered competition in the East six years ago. Runner-up to the late George Saling in the Olympic final of 1932, Beard was looked upon as America's No. 1 high hurdler for the Berlin games this summer. In 1935 he won both the national A. A. U. indoor and outdoor championships, tying his own indoor record at (Continued on page 4) CAUTHEN'S COAL Keeps You Warm Phone 11 Returning Lettermen And Carry-Over From Last Season Will Join Freshmen Candidates Monday; Games Between Divisions Of Squad Will Be Had On Saturdays During Training Fifty of last fall's freshmen football players are taking adantage of the first week of Auburn's Spring football practice period. The returning letter-men and carry-overs from the 1935 team will join the freshmen candidates Monday. The afternoons of this week have been devoted to conditioning work and drill in fundamentals. Due to inclement weather, most of the sessions have been conducted inside with lectures given by Coach Jack Meagher. Through these lectures and diagrams, the freshmen are being familiarized with offensive and defensive tactics employed by Coach Meagher and his assistants. This offers the first year men a better chance to adjust themselves and be able to meet the competition of the returning players from last fall's squad. Coach Meagher plans to give as much experience and development of next season's candidates as time will permit. New offensive work will be tried and studied. After two or three weeks have passed, a game between two divisions of the squad will be held every Saturday afternoon. As many scrimmages as possible will be sandwiched in between the Saturday games. There is a possibility that some of the freshmen will break in as regulars next season. Only time and observation will tell what chances the first year men will have. Their showing and also that of the reserves in competition will go far in bringing out their ability to make the grade. The main problems facing the Tiger mentor is finding replacements for Haygood Paterson, tackle, and Mutt Morris, end, and developing a strong reserve. Returning tackle lettermen as Hugh Rodgers, Freddie Holman, and Bummie Roton. Rodgers and Ro-ton should gain these assignments. Both have been outstanding during their terms as Tiger gridmen. Hol-man's only disadvantage is lack of weight. Outstanding reserves are Vernon Burns, Fay Caton, Torrance Russell, and Jeff Bogue. Freshmen candidates for tackle are Thorpe, Nichols, Griffit, Fletcher, and Wolf. Lettermen returning for end are Joel Eaves, Rex McKissick, and Hamp Williams. Hamp Williams and Joel Eaves showed as much improvement toward the end of the season as any other member of the team. These two received the starting assignment in most of the late games. Rex McKis-sicle has the ability to become a fine end. Frank Hamm is an outstanding reserve. There are some promising ends among the freshmen candidates. These include Burford, Hallmark, Howell, Hudson, and Childress. The Spring practice should do'more toward developing the reserve strength than anything else. Auburn has the material, two and three good players for each position, but it is going to take the hard, work of these practice sessions to develop the outstanding reserve that is necessary. Several outstanding high school players, who have completed their high school work, joined the freshman squad at the start of the second semester. Harrison, of Atmore, and Sellers and Pierson, of Birmingham, were outstanding in State prep circles this last fall. These men will not be eligible for varsity competition until 1937. Enie, Menie, Minie, Mo Down to HOWARD'S I must go, Get there quick and with a zoom Buy a mirror and picture for my room. » SET Beware of Fire... Insure Is YOUR Home insured . . . your buildings, your business, your car, your life, your health? Are you insured against accidents? Do you need more protection? Come in and let us write your Insurance. "It will be a pleasure to serve you." B. a POPE Let Us Write Your Insurance Real Estate - Insurance Rentals Are You Undecided? 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OPELIKA • THEATRE • F R I D A Y January 31 "FRESHMAN LOVE" - with Frank McHugh Warren Hull • Patricia Ellis Joe Cawthorn S A T U R D A Y February 1 KEN MAYNARD in "WESTERN FRONTIER" OWL S H OW TOO TOUGH TO KILL' with Victor Jory u 99 Sally O'Neil M O N D A Y February 3 "MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY ft Charles Laughton Clark Gable Franchot Tone T U E S D A Y February 4 "IF YOU COULD ONLY COOK" with Herbert Marshall Jean Arthur Leo Carrillo W E D N E S D A Y February 5 Richard Arlen in "THE CALLING OF DAN MATTHEWS 99 T H U R S D A Y February 6 "CALM YOURSELF with Robert Young Madge Evans ft Combined Meetings Be Held By Auburn Lions The Auburn Lions will be hosts at a combined zone meeting and ladies' night next Tuesday at the College Inn. Roderick Beddow, Birmingham attorney and past president of Lions International, will make the chief address. In addition to the Lions clubs of Roanoke, Notasulga, and Phenix City, invitations have been sent to La Grange and Columbus, Georgia. More than 10Q people are expected at the meeting. W. B. DeLemos, of Montgomery, district governor of the Lions, will be present at the meeting and conduct the business for the zone. Mr. DeLemos is expected to bring a delegation of Lions and their ladies from Montgomery. The banquet will be at the College Inn at 7:30. Besides Mr. Beddow's speech, there will be a number of entertainment features on the program. Capt. Harry F. Watts, president of the Auburn Lions, will act as toast-master. Roderick Beddow will also be in Auburn Tuesday noon to talk to a closed meeting of the Lions at their regular weekly luncheon meeting. Plans for the meeting are being worked out by a committee composed of Joseph E. Roop, chairman; Robert E. Smith, Otis Ward, and Hugh Cottle. Business Frat Hears Wright Talk Tuesday The ability "to sell one's self" was termed as one of the most important factors of success in the business world by H. G. Wright, grand secretary and treasurer of Delta Sigma Pi, national honorary business fraternity, in his speech to the local chapter of the fraternity last Tuesday. In speaking of the advantages of being a member of Delta Sigma Pi in the field of business, Mr. Wright cited examples of members of the fraternity who had maintained contact with and interest in the organization while making a success in this line of endeavor. At the conclusion of his speech Mr. Wright conducted an open forum in which the various problems of business and the fraternity were discussed. The employment bureau established at the central office in Chicago for the use of members of the fraternity was pronounced a marked success by Mr.' Wright. This bureau was established about a year ago and has proven a great aid to members of the fraternity in obtaining positions. Mr. Wright is on a tour visiting the chapters of Delta Sigma Pi located in the south and southeast. After leaving Auburn he will go to the University of Alabama and other schools before returning to Chicago. The standing of the Auburn chapter was announced as sixteenth out of 59 chapters in the annual efficiency contest. Alfred Jackson is president of the local group. Session Of Home Ec Club Be Had Monday The Home Economics Club will meet Monday evening at seven o'clock in Smith Hall. The program will be of unusual interest as Miss Glanton will speak to the club on "How Home Economics is Taught, in College in Japan." The officers of the Home Economics Club for this year are: President, Emma Bennett Sellers; Vice-President, Albena Pierce; Secretary-Treasurer, Mary Memdenhall. All Home Economics students and others who are interested are urged to attend this meeting. TIGER QUINTET TO MEET TECH HERE ON TUESDAY COLLEGE TO GIVE RE-EXAMINATIONS STARTING FEB. 10 (Continued from page 1) il and Highway Engineering, Economics (first period), English, Textile Engineering. Thursday, Feb. 13, 10 A.M.: Animal Husbandry, Dairy Husbandry, Poultry Husbandry, Religious Education, Veterinary Medicine; 3 P.M.: Applied Art, Bacteriology, Chemistry, Economics (second period), Pharmacy. Friday, Feb. 14, 3 P.M.: Aeronautical Engineering, Education, Foreign La/iguage, History, Mechanical Engineering, Zoology and Entomology. Saturday, Feb. 15, 9 A.M.: Conflicts in above schedule. Sarg's Puppets Meet With Public Acclaim Names Of Auburn High Honor Students Given (Continued from page 1) stars in the Vanderbilt game last week-end and coupled with his showing during practice sessions this week stands an excellent chance to start Tuesday's game. Curlee shared honors with Crew in the Vandy game and has also shown up good this week. He might start in Hugh Rodgers position at guard. Rodgers has not fully recovered from an attack of flu. Joe Bob Mitchell and Joel Eaves are slated to start at center and guard, respectively. These two dependable players have just recovered from the flu,' but Eaves is still suffering from a slight cold. They should be in peak condition for the Tech game. These two are unbeatable when in the best of condition. The monthly honor roll for Lee County High School was recently compiled for the month of December. Those students gaining the coveted honor as highest distinction and distinction are listed as follows: Senior III — Highest Distinction: Suzell Hare, Hulda Rutland, Ruth Lowe, Charlotte Edwards, Elmer Alm-quist. Distinction: Junior Thomas. Senior II—Highest Distinction: Carolyn Jones. Distinction: Emily Hixon, Betty Showalter, Nellie Ruth Ward. Senior I — Highest Distinction: Mary Olive Thomas. Distinction: Mary Florence Roberts, Herbert Martin, Jean Beasley, Grace Mullins, Emma Nell Parrish, Pattie Phelps, Jule Tisdale, Christine Blackburn. Junior III — Highest Distinction: John Turner Hudson, John Bruce Martin, Sarah Atkinson, Gay Ellis, Dorothy Floyd. Distinction: John Scott, Sheldon Toomer. Junior II — Highest Distinction: Anne Tamblyn. Distinction: Albert Rauber, Delphine Thomas, Redding Suggs, Winifred Hill, Majorie Mc- Kinnon. Junior I — Distinction: Fred Allison, Jack McKinnon, Sara Kirkwood, Dorothy Jean Nichols, Virginia Watts, Shirley Needham. A summary of the monthly honor rolls was taken and compiled in an honor roll for the entire first semester. The deserving students making this roll are given as follows: Senior III — Highest Distinction: Suzelle Hare, Hulda Rutland, Ruth Lowe, Elmer Almquist, Charlotte Edwards. Distinction: Louise Schubert, Junior Thomas. Senior II — Highest Distinction: Betty Showalter, Nellie Ruth Ward. Distinction: Emily Hixon, Carolyn Jones. Senior I — Highest Distinction: Emma Nell Parrish, Mary Olive Thomas. Distinction: Herbert Martin, Jean Beasley, Grace Mullins, Pat-tie Phelps, Jule Tisdale, Christine Blackburn. Junior III — Highest Distinction: John Turner Hudson, John Bruce Martin. Distinction: John Scott, Sheldon Toomer, Gay Ellis, Dorothy Floyd. . Junior II — Highest Distinction: Redding Suggs, Winifred Hill, Majorie McKinnon. Distinction: Albert Rauber, Anne Tamblyn, Delphine Thomas. Junior I — Highest Distinction: Fred Allison. Distinction: Jack McKinnon, Willie Tamblyn, Sara Kirkwood, Shirley Needham, Virginia Watts. Auburn Graduate Of 1930 Dies Suddenly Information concerning the death of Millard Munford Whitehead, 1930 Auburn graduate, has been received by the alumni office. Mr. Whitehead, age 29, died at Enterprise on January 25 following an appendicitis operation which developed into peritonitis. He was buried two days later at Gadsden. After graduating at Auburn he taught in the High Schools of Gadsden, Rockwood, Tenn., and Elba for four years. He received the M.S. degree at Auburn last August. Christian Science Be Topic Of Lecture Here Dr. John M. Tutt, C.B.S., of Kansas City, Mo., will lecture on Christian Science here in Langdon Hall on Thursday evening, February 6, at 8:00 o'clock. The lecture is sponsored by the Christian Science Society of Auburn and will be free to the public. After presenting "Faust, the Wicked Magician" to a large audience Thursday afternoon Tony Sarg's Marionettes played before a capacity crowd at Langdon Hall last night. Mr. Sarg's puppets, the most famous in this country, brought many laughs during the performance and received a great ovation at the completion of each scene. Last night's concert was Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in the Court of King Arthur." The puppet Sir Boss, was made up as Will Rogers, immortal star of the motion picture of Twain's story. The wisecracks of Twain, spoken by Sir Boss within the dignity of Tennyson's Court of King Arthur, made the farce a great success. Each scene, especially those showing the performance of the first almanac miracle of Sir Boss, and of the Tournament, commanded attention throughout, but the most popular scene of the play was the portrayal of the destruction of Merlin's castle. The puppet Mark Twain was an almost exact likeness of the famous humorist. Immediately preceding the main feature the author told a few interesting things about himself, among them being the story of the reason he chose "Mark Twain" as his pen name. In the prologue Twain introduced his two most widely known characters, Tom Sawyer, who danced, and Huckleberry Finn, who played the accompaniment. At the conclusion of the Marionette concert everyone was invited to remain and watch the operators pack the dolls, scenery, and other apparatus. After seeing the hundreds of strings .connected to the numerous characters, the audience was made to realize more fully the great amount of skill required of the operators. Home Of Dr. Wilmore Is Burned Wednesday The home of Dr. John J. Wilmore, engineering school dean at the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, was seriously damaged by fire late Wednesday evening. Loss was estimated at $2,000. The fire, is was stated, originated from an appliance in the butler's pantry at 11:30 o'clock and spread rapidly to an adjoining room. There was considerable damage to the roof caused by the fire and portions of the house were injured by water. "For a time it appeared that the entire house would be consumed," said Dr. Wilmore, "but the heroic and expert work of the Auburn Fire Department soon checked the blaze." MOVES UNDERWAY TO NAME DUNCAN IN NEXT GUBERNATORIAL RACE Baptist Students To Give Banquet Tonight Tonight at 7:30 o'clock, the Baptist Student Union is sponsoring a Baptist Student party. A number of Auburn students are either Baptist members of the Baptist church is their preference, and this party tonight is being planned to welcome them into the church. Parties or socials is one of the main ways that the B. S. U. has of interesting new students in church work. The party tonight is the first one of a series to be given throughout the semester, according to Pat Weston, chairman of the social committee. (Continued from page 1) gubernatorial election in 1938, the Democrats of Franklin County claim the privilege and high honor of presenting the name of Franklin's distinguished son, Dr. Luther Noble Duncan, as a candidate for that exalted position. "Without consulting Dr. Duncan, but solely with the sincere desire, to render a service to the people of Alabama along the lines of progress and growth of public affairs this proposal is made. "We offer an outline of some of the qualifications that so imminently fit this great Alabamian for the exalted position of chief executive: "He comes from among the very hearts and lives of the masses.' He, therefore, understands their problems and by reason of his broad experience in public affairs he knows how to deal with them. "He is a Democrat by birth, by training and lifelong loyalty, and in that broader sense is born of a genuine love of the people and a desire to serve them his democracy looms large. "While he was born in North Alabama, the breadth of his work has familiarized him with the needs of every part of our broad State. He belongs, therefore, in a very intimate sense to each and every section of the State. "In all the years of his renowned service to the people of Alabama, There cannot be sustained a breath of criticism on his honor, integrity and high character. "He is fair, just, sympathetic, broad, tolerant, and liberal in his views but, at the same time he has the courage of his convictions and cannot be swerved from his honest intent to serve the right as he sees it. "As an organizer, administrator, and inspirer and leader of men, he has few if any equals in all the country. * "He not .only believes in economy and efficiency but knows how to inaugurate and carry out policies that will accomplish these purposes. "He believes with the immortal Jefferson that the greatest safeguard to Democracy and human liberty is the universal education of all the people. For nearly 40 years he has labored in the field of education, pushing the program with a zeal akin to religious fervor. "His clear forceful statement of the relations and proper cooperation between agriculture and industry stamps him as a statesman in a very real sense. He believes fully with President Roosevelt that wealth and happiness are created where men cooperate. "If we should call the roll of our most useful citizens in Alabama the name of L. N. Duncan would be found among the very topmost. "Therefore be it resolved by the Democrats of Franklin County that the name of this distinguished son of Franklin, Dr. Luther Noble Duncan, be presented to the people of Alabama as a candidate for the office of governor, and we invite the Democrats of every section of the State to join us in placing him in the executive's chair." Patronize Plainsman advertisers. 132 Persons Attend Birthday Party. Here Wednesday night 132 persons assembled in the Student Center and at the President's home to celebrate President Roosevelt's birthday by contributing to the nation-wide fight against Infantile Paralysis. Mr. Charles W. Edwards, general chairman of the committee in charge, reports that the net proceeds of the party was $31.50. Of this amount, 70 per cent will remain in this community for the rehabilitation of local infantile paralysis victims, and 30 per cent will go to the work of the Warm Springs Foundation at Warm Springs, Ga. Although the amount taken in is smaller than last year, Mr. Edwards states that what really counts is that Auburn joined in the general group to stamp out infantile paralysis. The party was held in two sections. Part of the group played bridge at the Student Center, and at the President's mansion, there was a sewing party for the women and a smoker for the men. The birthday party in Auburn was sponsored by the Inter-Club Council. TVA AUTHORITY WILL LECTURE TO STUDENTS mingham, and L. C. Balch, Fayette. Because of the widespread interest in the gigantic power production, distribution, and construction of the TVA project, a capacity audience is expected to hear the address of Mr. White. Faculty, students, and townspeople have been invited to attend. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. (Continued from page 1) committee next year, Eugene Lee, Mangham, La., DeOwen Nichols, Bir- Tiger Theatre "Showplace of East Alabama" Auburn, Alabama SATURDAY, Feb. 1 WALTER CONNOLLY in "Soak The Rich" with John Howard—Mary Taylor Comedy — "Newlyweds" Cartoon — Quail Hunt SUNDAY and MONDAY February 2 and 3 SHIRLEY TEMPLE "The Littlest Rebel" John Boles — Karen Morley Extra — Dionne Quintuplets Color Classic — Time for Love TUESDAY, Feb. 4 "Ah Wilderness" with Wallace Beery — Lionel Barry-more — Aline MacMahon Comedy—"Judge for a Day" Latest News Events Try Our CHICKEN DINNER on SUNDAY Also Other Specials at the COLLEGE INN Weather Strip Your Home so that Dangerous Drafts Cannot Reach Her You owe it to the children-and to yourself and guests -to protect your home against cold drafts at windows and doors. You can do it easily, cheaply and permanently-with Nu-metal Weatherstrips. They keep out cold, snow, rain and dust; prevent rattle; reduce fuel bills. Installed without removing windows or doors. Ask to see the Numetal window and door demonstration Mod- „ el in our store. WEATHERSTRIPS Sold d ^Recommended b y AUBURN ICE & COAL COMPANY PHONE 118 Officers Chosen For Local Pharmacy Club At a recent meeting of the Auburn Pharmaceutical Society the following officers were elected for this semester: James Dumas, president; Denzil Blue, vice-president; C. W. Bell, secretary- treasurer; and J. R. Smith, parliamentarian. The society is sponsoring a meeting of the Retail Druggists Association to be held here in April. Committees have been appointed to take charge of the details of the meeting and have already begun work on the various phases of the convention. Washington University (St. Louis) has one of the finest coin collections in the country. It numbers 13,000 pieces. Dr. Tutt is a member of the Board of Lectureship of The Mother Church, the First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Mass. 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Title | 1936-02-01 The Auburn Plainsman |
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OCR Transcript | Semi-Weekly Plainsman Saturday Issue ©Ip JVtthimt plainsman Next Issue February 7 TO F O S T E R THE A U B U R N S P I R IT VOLUME LIX AUBURN, ALABAMA, SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 NUMBER 31 TIGER QUINTET TO MEET TECH HERE TUESDAY Q u i n t e t Resumes Competition W i t h G a m e Next T u e s d a y In Local Alumni Gymnasium TECH OFFENSIVE GOOD Tilt Has Been Designated As N a i s m i t h G a m e In Honor Of O r i g i n a t o r Of Basketball By EUGENE LEE After a week's idleness from basketball wars, the Tiger quintet will return to competition on Tuesday, February 4 against Georgia Tech in Alumni Gym. This will mark the first appearance of a Southeastern member on the local court this season. This game has been designated by Coach Ralph Jordan as Dr. James Naismith game in honor of the originator of basketball. One cent for each fan attending the game will be contributed to a fund that is hoped will be large enough to send him and his wife to the Olympic cage games this summer and also start an annuity fund in his behalf. Coach Jordan is chairman of this movement for Alabama. With examinations over and the players fast recovering from the flu epidemic that had as many as six unable to practice at one time, they are fast rounding into shape for the balance of the games. Coach Jordan has taken advantage of this week to brush up on offense and defense. The Tigers have gone through extensive drills and baring any further mis fortunes should be in excellent condition for the important game with Georgia Tech. . Georgia Tech has a team composed mostly of sophomores. Their offensive record .is high, and it has been the sophomores who have furnished the Yellow Jackets with most of their power. Three sophomores may start for Auburn against the Yellow Jackets Buddy Crew, forward; Rex McKis-sick, forward, and Andrew Curlee, guard, stand an excellent chance to gain starting assignments. Rex Mc Kissick is assured of one of the forward posts. This sophomore has been * of the outstanding first-year varsity 1 hardwood performers of the South. His play in Auburn's games to date has stamped him as one of the most valuable finds of the season. His of fensive record ranks among the high est of the conference. Buddy Crew has shown more improvement lately than any other member of the team. ' He is probably the fastest player on the local court. His accuracy at hitting the basket during the practice periods this week has been remarkable. He was one of the (Continued on page 4) Discussions Be Held By Auburn "Y" Group The local unit of the Young Men's Christian Association will begin a series of discussions next Monday night in the Student Center at 7:30. These discussions will continue throughout the semester. J. P. Handley, president of the Y. M. C. A., will lead this first discussion, which will be on "What shall we do with the Auburn traditions?" The question of introducing new standards for campus life is seldom raised without meeting objections which reflect conventionality and custom. These two reflections, in thought, attitudes, practices, social habits, and institutions, account for the campus traditions. Some of these are good and useful, others are harmful or useless, according to Handley. At the time of the discussion next Monday night, the Friendship Council and Freshman Y Group will have their first joint assembly. Any student interested in the Y. M. C. A. is also invited to attend the meeting. In the near future, a deputation team from Clemson College will visit Auburn under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. Auburn Glee Club To Make Tour Of&ate A week's concert tour through South Alabama will be taken during the first week in March by the Auburn Glee Club under the direction of Lawrence Barnett. The itinerary includes Brewton, March 3; Fairhope, March 4; Mobile, March 5; Atmore, March 6; and Greenville, March 7. According to George Hairston, Birmingham, business manager for the club, another date will be added to the tour for an appearance of the club on Monday evening, March 2. At Fairhope and Mobile special Auburn dances have been arranged with the Auburn Knights furnishing the music. The dances will be given following the concert by the Glee Club. The Club's appearance at Brewton is sponsored by the Lions Club, at Fairhope by the Parent-Teachers' Association, at Mobile by the Azelea Trail Committee of the Junior Chamber of Commerce; at Atmore by the Lions Club and the American Legion; and at Greenville by the Parent- Teachers' Association. Editor Graves States Progress On Yearbook Is Advancing Rapidly • All material for the 1935-36 Glom-erata has been turned to the printers save about 10 cuts and 20 pages of copy. According to the'editor of this year's publication, this is being completed about a month and a half before that of last year. This means an earlier delivery to the student body, and also elimination of the wait into summer school, which was necessary last year. The only section of the Glomerata now not in the hands of the printer is the athletic section. One of the new features of the current year book will be the beauty section which will be a composition of color on a dark background. According to the editor, this should make the feature section especially attractive. Another of the added features will be that of snapshots of the leading seniors "featured on each page of the senior section. These snapshots are to be of the seniors in their school attire, posing as they walk about the campus. The views of the campus are to be handled in an entirely hew way. The photographs are to be on a background of copper. All in all the 1935-36 book is to be developed in a modern motif, the cover and all features. • Editorial Staff Of Paper Meets Sunday A meeting of the editorial staff of the Plainsman will be held Sunday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock at the Student Center. At this time important plans and announcements will be made for the second semester, and it is especially important that all members of the staff be present. If there are any students on* the campus who would like to gain some valuable experience through working on the Plainsman they are invited to attend the session at the Student Center Sunday afternoon. There is ample room on the Plainsman editorial staff for more students who are interested in this line of work. The next issue of the Plainsman will be published a week from today. The paper will be issued regularly twice a week from then until the end of the school year. Local U.D.C. Chapter Has Recent Meeting The Admiral Semmes Chapter U. D. C. met at the home of Mrs. L. A. Ter-rill and Mrs. Susie Wright acting as joint hostess. Mrs. R. B. Draughon presided for the first time in her capacity as new president. The main speaker of the program was Prof. R. B. Draughon of the History Department, who gave a review of Freeman's "Life of Lee." How Activities Fee Is Prorated (AN EDITORIAL) Off and on during each school year there is some talk by students who are interested in knowing exactly what is done with the money they pay the college' each semester in the form of a Student Activities Fee. And interested they should be, for this fee represents a sizeable portion of their total college fee. Of each regular students enrolled, the college requires the payment of $7.50 per semester, amounting to $15.00 for the year. In addition to this, each regular student pays an additional amount of $2.50 the first semester. This sum was added in recent years to cover the costs of each student's picture in the Glomerata. Prior to this change, each student paid $3.00 for his picture in the year book. The change was made when it was found that not all students were willing to pay this cost, and as a result the class sections did not represent the entire student body but only a portion thereof. To remedy this situation the college reduced the picture cost to $2.50 and added this sum onto the first semester activity fee. The Student Activities Fee is prorated as follows: ATHLETICS 50% GLOMERATA 24% PLAINSMAN 14 % SOCIAL COMMITTEE 6V2 % STUDENT EXECUTIVE CABINET 2% BAND : 1%% ' DEBATING AND DRAMATICS 1 % LECTURES 1 % TVA AUTHORITY TO LECTURE TO ENGINEER BODY Ross White, Superintendent Of Construction For TVA, Will Be Speaker At Meeting SECOND IN SERIES White To Discuss Background Of TVA's Origin; Will Use Lantern Slide- Illustrations PLANS FORMED BY GROUP FOR HONOR SOCIETIES DANCE Blue Key Will Sponsor Move This Summer In Attempting To Increase Enrollment Here Formulation of plans of Blue Key for this semester have been outlined and are expected to be completed in the near future, according to Harry L. Hooper, president. The date for the Honor Society Ball, which is sponsored by Blue Key, has been set for Friday, April 17, and tentative plans have been made. The dance will be held in Alumni Gym and is to be preceeded by a banquet for members and their dates. Only senior members of honor societies are eligible to attend this function which is annually one of the social highlights on the campus. Final arrangements for the affair are to be worked out by several committees which will be appointed* soon. At a meeting next week the plans adopted earlier in the year to familiarize high school students with the' desirability of Auburn as a choice for their college training will be completed. In accordance with the plan each member of Blue Key is to visit his high school and introduce to the student body the member designated by the society to speak to the prospective college students. The speech which is to be written in a standardized form, will be presented at the next meeting by B. H. Johnson. It is designed to inform the students on the phases of Auburn in which it is believed they are most interested. Such a talk by an undergraduate on matters of general information about the college is expected to have a great deal of influence on the high school student when he choses his college. Captain H. L. Watts is faculty adviser of Blue Key and is working with them in forming and carrying out these activities. COLLEGE TO GIVE RE-EXAMINATIONS STARTING FEB. 10 Re-Examinations Will Be Held From Feb. 10 Through 15; Fee Charged For Each Exam Re-examination 'for all students who reecived conditioned grades (60- 69) or have been absent from examinations with permission will be given February 10 through 15, according to an announcement released today from the Registrar's office. Only one re-examination will be allowed in each subject. All students concerned are asked to secure class cards from the Registrar's office and notify the instructor in sufficient time to allow for preparation of the examination. Absence from class work conflicting with the examination will be excused. A fee of $2.00 will be charged of each student for each re-examination. The maximum charge for three or more examinations is fixed at $5.00. Students absent from examination on account of illness will not be charged the fee. The re-examination schedule is as follows: -Monday, Feb. 10, 3 P.M.: Botany, Business Administration, Machine Design and Drawing, Mathematics. Tuesday, Feb. 11, 10 A.M.: Home Economics, Horticulture, Industrial Engineering, Physical Education, and R.O.T.C.; 3 P.M.: Agricultural Engineering, Architecture, Electrical Engineering, Physics, and Sociology. Wednesday, Feb. 12, 3 P.M.: Agronomy, Agricultural Economics, Civ- (Continued on page 4) Ross White, superintendent of construction for the Tennessee Valley Authority, Knoxville, will deliver an illustrated lecture before the Federated Engineering Societies of Auburn here on Monday evening, 7:15 o'clock, in Broun Hall auditorium. The lecture will be the second in a series arranged this year by engineering students, the purpose of which is to bring to Auburn several nationally known engineers. By means of lantern slides and literature to be distributed to the audience, Mr. White will discuss the background of TVA's origin and explain the purposes for which it was formed. Mr. White will be introduced by James H. Williams, of Shangai, China, senior in electrical engineering and president of the Auburn student chapter of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. The Federated Engineering Societies was formed at Auburn this year by the student engineering chapters for the purpose of promoting professional attitudes on -part of the students. Meetings of the federation are held once a month with separate meetings every two weeks by the student chapters of the American Society of Civil Engineers, American Society of Mechanical Engineers, and the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. Affairs of the Federated Engineering Societies are directed by an executive committee composed of the presidents of the three student chapters: W. B. Thomas, Huntsville, civil engineering; Ralph Steele, Birmingham, mechanical, and James H. Williams, electrical, together with three junior class students who will continue on the (Continued on page 4) Woman's Group Will Hear Prof. Burkhardt MOVES NOW UNDERWAY TO NAME DUNCAN CANDIDATE FOR GUBERNATORIAL RACE Candidate? Dr. Duncan Declines To Make Any Definite Statement Last Night To Plainsman Editor DR. L. N. DUNCAN, president of Auburn, was brought into the political limelight this week when his name was mentioned as a possible candidate for governor to succeed Gov. Bibb Graves in 1938. EXPRESSES APPRECIATION Several Groups Throughout State Backing Duncan For Governor To Succeed Graves Prof. E. Walter Burkhardt, of the School of Architecture, will present a program on Historic Buildings at the January meeting of the Department of Literature of the Auburn Woman's Club. Prof. Burkhardt has made an extensive survey of the ante-bellum buildings in Alabama and will illustrate his talk with a collection of photographs. Mrs. B. R. Showalter, the leader, will hold a brief business meeting at three o'clock., Hostesses for the, meeting are Mrs. C. A. Baughman and Miss Farley Lee. TWO WEEKS XMAS HOLIDAYS SHOWN BY NEWCATALOG College Calendar For 1935-36 Provides Full Two Weeks Vacation Next Christmas Serious Blunder Is Made In Last Issue The editor humbly apologizes for the serious mistake occuring in the last issue of the Plainsman, though wondering at the same time just how many readers caught it. A member of the circulation staff noticed the mistake, he said, after some two hundred issues had come off the press. The paper was late coming out anyway, so rather than cause any further delay, he let the matter slip. In the headline over the basketball story on the front page, it was stated that "Vols Win Over," which was all screwy because it wasn't the Vols at all, but Vanderbilt. After this the editor promises to read stories more carefully before writing the headlines. Annual Summer School Session To Be Held At Auburn Starting June 8 The twenty-fourth session of the summer school will open on June 8th according to an announcement made by Dean Zebulon Judd in an interview today. The first session will run from June 8th until July 17th, while the second term will begin on July 20th and terminate August 22nd. The dates have been arranged so that students in the R. O. T; C. summer camps will be able to register for the second term if they so desire. Practically all divisions of the college will offer courses so that the entire student body will be able to find suitable courses in the summer session. Students may register for a maximum of fourteen hours for^the full session. The work may be taken seven, hours per term for the two terms or eight semester hours the first term and six hours during the second term. A registration fee of $3.00 is required upon registration but is paid only once, whether the student attends both terms or not. An incidental fee of one dollar is charged each semester. The student pays fees only for the number of semester hours credit he is taking, the charge being only $2.00 per semester hour. Dean Judd, who has been director of the summer school for twenty years, pointed out that the advantage of the summer session is that it enables the student to accomplish two things; first, he may make up any back course which he may need and second, he may take as many advanced courses as possible with a view toward early graduation. A student may graduate "in three to three and a half calendar years by attending two or three summer sessions. The school last summer enjoyed the most successful year since its inception. A net enrollment of 1,296 students, counting those enrolled for both terms only once, showed a gain of approximately twenty per cent over the registration for the summer of 1934. A similar increase is expected for this year. The 1935-36 catalog of Auburn with announcements for 1936-37, is now being prepared; and copy will go to the printer at an early date. The plan, according to P. O. Davis, Executive Secretary, is to have the copy in the hands of the printer early next week; and, the catalog should be out in March. For more than a month the deans and other officials of the college have been at work on catalog material. It is reported that only minor changes will be made in the form of the current catalog. Curriculum arrangement will be changed and it is expected to be a noticeable improvement, although the Auburn catalog is noted for its clearness in curriculum. The calendar for the 1936-37 session which will appear in the catalog has not been finally decided. It is known, however, that the Christmas holidays will begin on December 19 and classes will be resumed on Monday, January 4. This will give a full two weeks which was made necessary by the fact that Christmas and New Year will come on Friday instead of Wednesday which was the case this year. Certain other adjustments must be made in the catalog for this additional holiday period, Mr. Davis explained. By THE EDITOR In an interview last night in reference to the recent action of the Franklin County Democratic Executive Committee, Dr. L. N. Duncan was very reticent. He declined to make any definite statement relative to the move of this committee to nominate Dr. Duncan as a candidate for governor in 1938 to succeed Gov. Bibb Graves. He did express his profound appreciation for the " spirit of confidence and esteem revealed in the statement of his friends and neighbors where he was born and reared. Dr. Duncan further indicated that he had no personal political ambitions; that it had been his policy to devote all'his time to the task of administering the college as president and with the farmers Of the state as federal extension director. In recent weeks Dr. Duncan has been the recipient of numerous letters from varied portions of the State in connection with the 1938 gubernatorial race. Although groups throughout the State have from time to time recently voiced their desire to have Dr. Duncan as a candidate in the next election, the first definite action along this line was made a few days ago by the Franklin Committee. This body presented Dr. Duncan's name for the consideration of the voters in the form of a circulated mimeographed letter. In this letter it was clearly stated that Dr. Duncan was not consulted on the question prior to its issuance, the form being circulated without his knowledge. Dr. Duncan said last night that he had no idea that this move had been taken by the Franklin County group. The following is a copy of the letter which is being circulated about the State: "Whereas many names are being discussed over the State as prospective candidates for the Democratic nomination for governor in the next (Continued on page 4) Attack Aviation Be Subject Of Lecture Major Lotha A. Smith, of Maxwell Field, Montgomery, will address the next meeting of the Officers Reserve Corp "here on Monday evening, February 3, at 7:30 o'clock in Langdon Hall. Major Smith will discuss attack aviation, a subject on which he is considered an outstanding authority. Graduating from the Air Corps Tactical School in 1934, Major Smith now holds the rating of air pilot and air observer. He was first commissioned as a first lieutenant in the signal corps, O. R. C„ in 1917. Piror to his address, Major Smith will be a guest of the local post of the American Legion at a dinner to be given at the Eastern Star Hall. N O T I C E ! There will be a meeting of Alpha Phi Omega Sunday, Feb. 2, 4:15 P. M., 109 Ramsay Hall. Everyone is urged to be present; there will be an election of officers for the coming year. Five Students Lead In Freshman English Five students led the class in freshman English grades for the semester just closed with an average of • 95. They are Jerome Kirschner, Trenton, New Jersey, pre-veterinary; Eugene Knight, Lacon, electrical engineering; Camilla Newberry, Chancellor, home economics; Cornelia Stevens, Bay Minette, home economics; and Henry Whitfield, Demopolis, agriculture. Of the 750 students enrolled in the first semester course in English composition, ,154 made grades of 80 or above. Those making 90 or above totaled 23. A plan is being worked out by Dr. L. G. Gosser, director of freshman English, to allow students making 80 or above to do special work during the second semester. In doing the special work they will be excused from part of the regular work followed by the remainder of the students. The students making grades between 90 and 95 are Lucille Bethune, Clayton; Ben Branch, Montgomery; Eugene Callaway, Selma; Mary Car-mack, Auburn; Henry Draughon, Geneva; James Durden, Montgomery; John Eagan, Bessemer; Macon Ellis, Auburn; E. C. Godbold, Selma; A. M. Killebrew, Cordele, Ga.; Jerome Ku-derna, Auburn; Billie McGehee, Greenville; Orrin Randolph, West Palm Beach, Fla.; D. D. Roberts, Mobile; Marjorie Smith, Uchee; H. R. Strong, Brewton; A. B. Walton, Greensboro; J. H. Wheeler, Pisgah. P A G E T WO T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 ®fo Auburn jglamBtttan Published semi-weekly by the students of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates, $2.50 per year (B8 issues), $1.50 per semester (29 issues). Entered as second class matter at the Post Office, Auburn, Alabama. Business and editorial offices at Auburn Printing Company, on West Magnolia Ave. Editor may be reached after office hours by calling 298. Doug Wallace Editor-in-Chief Herman L. Harris Business Manager 1935 Member 1936 Plssocidecl GoUe6iate Press Distributor of Golle6iate Di6est EDITORIAL STAFF Associate Editor: Floyd Hurt. News Editors: Alvin Morland, Bobby Chesnutt. Feature Editor: Lewis Thomas. City Editor: James Buntin. Society Editor: Luella Botsford. Assistant Society Editors: Kay Sibert, Frances Ashurst. Sports Editor: Eugene Lee. Sports Contributors: Jack Todd, Bill Troup. Contributing Editor: Bill Ficklen. Reporters: Edwin Godbold, Jack Steppe, Edward Briggs, Norman Wood, Bob Johnston, R. H. Workman, Billy Grace, Jack Morton. Commentator Extraordinary: Hugh Cameron. BUSINESS STAFF Assistant Business Manager: Jim Pike. Advertising Managers: Billy Radney, Buck Darden. Advertising Assistant: Clarence Pruet. Circulation Manager: George Perry. Assistant Circulation Manager: Alvin Vogtle. Circulation Assistants: Jack Carr, Har-ey Sargent, Sam Teague, George Weaver. Business Manager's Office Hours: 3-4 Monday through Friday. Ask Cooperation The attitude displayed by a large proportion of the student body toward the Auburn Fire Department is, to say the least, one showing a lack of common horse sense. There is an old ad%ge that runs something like this: "What the fire doesn't destroy, the firemen will." Here at Auburn it should read: "What the fire doesn't destroy, the students will." Numerous instances can be pointed to that will bear out this latter contention. The most outstanding in recent years is the Smith Hall fire. It is well known that a great amount of damage in connection with the fire was done by students who were here for the holidays. It stands to reason that if the school had been in session at the time, the building and its contents would have been a total loss. Several months ago a gas main broke on East Thatch. The gas company was aware of the fact, and no harm was being done until some wit tossed a match to see what would happen. Even that would not have been so bad had not some two hundred odd students molested the fire department when it was called. It was necessary to play the fire hose on the cflowd in order to restore reasonable order. The Auburn Fire Department is remarkably far advanced in comparison with other towns of similar size and even larger. The firemen are students who are working to earn a living, and take their responsibility seriously as they should. Auburn is fortunate in that it has very few large fires. The student body of the college seem to resent this, and accordingly set out to get all the possible excitement out of the few fires that do occur. To do this they resort to vandalism. They break in windows and doors and in general run wild while the fire is in progress. It appears that it is against the code of ethics of this certain class of students to even so much as think . of doing anything helpful toward aiding the fire department, either during the fire or afterward. It is the sincere hope of the local fire department to obtain the support and cooperation of students. In the past the department has not only had the fire to contend with, but a mob of wild and frenzied students as well. Sensible Argument The much haggled over question of legalizing liquor for the State of Alabama is revived again by the Montgomery Advertiser in a recent editorial. There is hardly any need to mention that the Advertiser is strongly behind the movement for repeal. The writer of this latest editorial on the subject puts forth a number of strong arguments that would take an expert debater to refute. Dollars are especially scarce at the present, and the legalization of liquor, the Advertiser feels, would go far toward relieving the situation. Though probably not bringing in all that its backers claim, it is undoubtedly true that the revenue derived from the sale of liquor would benefit the state. This argument has been used by both sides. One pictures a huge revenue pouring into the State treasury, the other claims that the revenue would amount to nil. But the anti-repealists have another argument. It is at this argument that the editorial in the Advertiser is directed. Though realizing that the State is in dire need of more money for education and other institutions, this group of anti-repealists cringe at the thought of their children being educated in schools maintained from money derived from taxing the sale of liquor. Claims the Advertiser that this same group would also refuse, then, to have firemen save their homes from fire because the firemen are paid by liquor revenue. They would let their homes be robbed rather than call policemen who are paid from liquor revenue. After all, what matters it where the money comes from, as long as it comes by means that are lawful? Taxing the sale of liquor cannot be called unlawful. It would be the sensible thing to do in view of the fact that liquor is now being sold in the State with the bootleggers reaping the benefit. The Best Withdraw A progressive Alabama doctor, in an open letter to the press, made an interesting statement a few days ago. He declared that in 1908 he left the teaching profession because teachers were underpaid. He saw that in no other field demanding an equal amount of training and intelligence was the average salary anything like as low. Continuing his statement, he remarked that thousands of Alabama teachers today are drawing smaller salaries than he got in 1908. Of course he is right. In law, medicine, engineering, public service, journalism, all of the other fields demanding training, independent thought, and marked mental ability, the average pay is far higher than in the teaching profession. Pay for teachers compares more satisfactorily with pay of semi-skilled, or even unskilled, labor. Yet the training and native ability of a teacher should be as great as that demanded in the other professions. Critics single out salaries paid to college presidents and deans, to superintendents of city systems, to nationally known scientists and educators, and argue that teachers are paid high salaries. They forget that these are the most successful ones in the profession, the ones, of remarkable ability. A comparison of their salaries with those of the most successful or capable in other professions will again show a marked disadvantage for the teacher. In most fields of endeavor incomes are much lower today than they were ten years ago, but in few cases have they dropped during the past twenty-seven years. In other words, the average income paid for the same type of work today is higher than it was in 1908. Yet this Alabama doctor claims that in the teaching profession salaries have made a very little gain. Teachers get less in Alabama now than he got in 1908. Such conditions appear gloomy to one who hopes to see an efficient educational system developed and maintained in Alabama. Probably the state has no greater need than a sound and efficient school system manned by capable and well trained men and women. But how can such a system be maintained if other professions continue to draw the best man power? This Alabama doctor quit teaching for a more lucrative field 27 years ago. Others of our best teachers are following- in his footsteps today. Nothing needs good men and women more than does our school system, but they cannot be attracted and held unless the citizenship realizes that education must have more just and -generous treatment. Advertisement in the West Virginia University daily: "Men Wanted—By two popular sorority girls, two handsome gentlemen for dating purposes. Social assets required." The peculiarities of New England speech are being gradually lost, say Harzard authorities. Even the Harvard accent itself is no longer sacred. Master of 53 tongues, Prof. Watson Kirk Connel, of Wesley College, Winnipeg, says Basque is the most difficult language in the world. Hearst-inspired charges that Communism was being taught in District 'of Columbia schools have been quashed by a special committee." A permanent national youth program to replace NYA is proided for in a bill now before Congress. The number of unemployed in the 16-24 age group has doubled since 1930. Arizona State gridsters will play rugby during 1936 spring practice. . Vassar will double its present library capacity of 200,000 books. Nightmares By Ned EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column t of personal comment, and is not to be read as ah expression of our editorial policy. * * * * THEN there was the fellow who got out in that weather Wednesday night. What a night for the fire department to turn in an alarm. And Auburn has so few good fires. Why should they be on a night like that? Then, too, something should be done about this midnight stuff. * * * * And speaking of the weather, Thursday morning was the whitest Auburn has ever seen. (Don't quote me on this, or Professor Robinson will come along with his bucket of instruments and a book full of statistics and prove me a liar.) Anyway, it was a new sight for the gents from Mobile and New Orleans. But even they should be familiar with the slush of the melt away. * * * * Hooper had to pull out during the dances to Montevallo and straighten things out with "Lightning." The Tiger Rag played a novel trick by striking two with one bolt. Advice to the editor of the Montevallo scream—"Say nothing of Hooper's stepping out at the Montevallo senior frolics, or the Purple leader will have to make a trip to the Plains to explain. Then, too, she will be on your neck." * * * * Then in mentioning Montevallo, apologies might be made to the ladies for the accusation made in the dance arrangements of the Misses grab habit. Some of the Montevallo promsters who can read showed resentment. And that resentment within itself shows that the ladies are sorry about the habit. Pardon the writers for mentioning it. * * * * Little Smith has come back to town. Miss Smith, of WASHINGTON and MONTGOMERY— Union Springs. They may wander away, but there must be something about Auburn—they come back. Seems strange for the two Saras not to be together. Stanley fussing over supper up town and Smith trying to quiet her. * * * * What happened to the Junior politicians efforts to end politics? After all it might be better to keep the line-ups open; they are bound to be less harmful than when politic-ed against and then have line-ups cooked up secretly. That's when real resentment will begin. Some ambitious ones would be more surprised than usual on election day. Scouts War Peril Dr. Roland Usher, a professor of history at Washington university, who accurately forecast the World War, says there is no immediate danger of another major conflict. After weighing the factors disturbing peace he predicts that it will be several decades at least before another large war can arise. His prophecy is based on the precedents of the past and the belief that there is no general issue at stake to cause a world-wide upheaval. "The great wars of the past have come once in a century. The world was shaken with war from 1618-48; 1702- 13; 1793-1815; and 1914-18. Every war of any consequence leaves a lot of minor issues unsettled and today there are plenty of small issues that vex the nations. But the great fundamental issue is lacking to set off the spark of universal conflict." This history professor thinks there is little possibility of Italy's present Abyssinian campaign spreading war throughout the Mediterranean because Mussolini has isolated his country from the support of France, England and the smaller powers. If Italy and Germany should unite, their geographical separation would largely nullify the military value of the alliance, Dr. Usher pointed out. According to Professor Usher,. there seems to be a number of issues that could cause a major conflict within a short time. The present Abyssinian affair may have the same significance as Sarejovo had in 1914. If economic sanctions which the League of Nations is enforcing against Italy are carried a step further to military sanctions, a major conflict may result. The Asiatic horizon also looks threatening. It would be comforting to believe that Dr. Usher is infallible, but the basis of his present prediction makes one wonder if he wasn't a bit lucky in his prophecy of 1914.—Minn. Daily. Students at Martha Berry College, in Georgia may dance only waltzes and quadrilles, have dates of only an hour and a half duration on Sunday, may not have radios in their rooms nor enter into competitive athletics with other colleges. Twenty out of 57 univer%ities and colleges recently questioned report that they maintain motion-picture service for about 5,000 other schools. Alexis Carrell, Noble prize winner, will teach at the University of California during the spring semester. When you are by her side, Robert G., when your head feels dizzy, you are gasping for breath, your voice is shaky and indistinct; all in all, something is funny —take it from us—you are flying to sneeze. * * * * * * * * * * Is it really true that R. G. (Cough-drop) Johnson is married??? * * * * * * * * * * Our nomination for the most nonchalant appearance—the Auburn Knights' plunk-plunker, "Tubby" Griffith. * * * * * * * * * * The semester has passed, I should be glad. The semester has passed, • But I am sad. The semester has passed, Ah, sad my lot. The semester has passed, But I have not. * * * * * * * * * * Joe Purvis' liabilities are $1,000,000.00 and his assets in jail. * * * * * * * * * * Baker Dean reports that the dimmest lights have the most scandal power. * * * * * * * * * ' * The uniforms of the Civil War, Are something to dispute. My grandfather was a Southerner, But he wore a union suit. —Wallace Shelby. * * * * * * * * * * Then there was the Scot who tied weights on his B. V. D.'s so he could have heavy underwear. * * * * * * * * * * 1st: "Has Prof. McKinnon looked over the papers yet?" 2nd: "Well, he was glancing through them this morning." \' 1st: "Oh, sort of a cursory examination." 2nd: "I'll say so. I never heard such language in my life." * * * * * * * * * * A certain engineering instructor here, who is a great adherent to accuracy, recently multiplied 2 x 2 on his slide rule and got 3.99 as an answer, much to the amazement of the class. * * * * * * * * * * Dr. Thomas: "Your temperature is 101, Percy." Prof. Beard: "What's the world's record?" * * * * * * * * * * Sweet Old Lady (to Cadet Private): "It must be fine to be a little soldier-boy. What is the hardest thing you have to do?" C. P.: "Look proud, act proud, and be humble." * * * * * * * * * * "You'll find the rent in your pants," said the landlady, as she booted out Louis Rice. * * * * * * * * * * THE CRUISE SONG My breakfast lies over the ocean, My luncheon lies over the sea: My stomach is in a commotion— Don't mention my dinner to me. —Log. On Other Campuses — By The Wanderer A writer for a South Carolina college paper says that the three men who composed the currently popular song, "The Music Goes Round and Round," have received over $10,000 each from its sale. "The publishers of the song, who once considered 10,000 sales a week something to shout about, week before last were shocked out of their wits to find that they had sold 102,- 000 copies of the song in seven days. The music publishing industry declares that it is the most popular song since 'Yes, We Have No Bananas' stood America on its musical ear back in 1925." Funny why we choose as our current song such a completely asinine piece of so-called music as this cock-eyed little ditty. Perhaps it is because it gives an emotional outlet for our desire to be completely mad. * * * * "Anyone," says the Minnesota Daily, "who has been lying awake nights trying to figure out how many cigarettes the young man can make out of thirty-six cigarette butts when six butts make one cigarette, will be interested to know that the answer is seven. After manufacturing the first six (not done in the best families) and smoking them, he will have another six butts left over with which he can make another." * * * * Then, as one chemistry student said to another, "Get out of here; this is none of your bismuth." * * * * For the workingiest college student in the world, the Associated College Press has nominated a senior student at Miami university who is carrying twenty study hours a week. To support himself he works fifty hours a month on the NYA is assistant in the physics department, grades papers for the mathematics department, and works from seven until midnight every day in the office of a taxi company. * * * * Still, we'd rather hold down all those jobs than have the one a student at Syracuse University does. According to the Daily Tar Heel this student earns his living by living'with the dead. He watches the unidentified dead in the county morgue every night from six in the evening to four in the morning. When does he study or sleep? Even the morgue has its dead moments, he explains. It is then that he hits either the books or the hay. We bet he possesses a fine anthology of horror stories. * * * * "Just give us wine and women," says the Oberlin Review. "We've got laryngitis." According to the Toreador, the best definition of the week was made by a student of the University of Pennsylvania who defined a tuxedo as a "black coffin with a white lid in which members of the male sex lay themselves out for formal functions." * * * * And last but not least, have you heard of the guy who called his girl "Toothpaste"— she was so easy to squeeze. * * * * There was something gaspy, of course, about that case of the Southwestern University students and the nude young girl who danced for them on the athletic field the other night. * * * * And there was something delightful about the stern comment of the dean after the investigation began. The dean issued a pontifical statement to the effect that the incident was closed "until further facts were laid bare." * * * * Death of Decorum at the University of Texas: Down there, old Henry Harper, dean of the graduate school, for years has preserved his vigorous independence of thought and dress, despite the standardizing influence of the campus, which universally tends to make professors dress with decorum, behave quietly, write few letters-to-the-editor. The dean has always worn a blood-red tie, which lies across his throat like a scarlet butterfly alight upon a cactus. Recently the dean and his ties received national recognition when the dean sent one of them as a Christmas present to O. O. Mclntyre, the New York columnist whose own sartorial abberrations are well known. The color of the tie, said Odd, "is based on the oxyhemoglobin of the red blood cells in human arterial blood." Students have many stories about the Dean and his tie. Some say he began wearing them in memory of a beautiful lady in red who flitted across his horizon some years ago. The dean, however, says he wears them because he likes them. * * * , * East to West: A columnist in the student paper at Brown University devotes several paragraphs to the "coyaotes" who roam the western plains, and "menace the lumberjacks." ("Kiyutes" wouldn't be so bad, but "coyaotes"—good Lord!) * * * * Trinity College students are petitioning for the abolition of chapel. Thunderations By Com EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal comment, and is not to be read as an expression of our editorial policy. * * * * IHAVE before suggested to this here editor what our paper needs is a con-ued story, and maybe a comic strip to make it into a readable newspaper. There is nothing like a newspaper story, you know. I read all my Tarzan stories in one of the Birmingham papers. The thing was illustrated and all that, and my oatmeal didn't taste right until I had first read about how many fights Tarzan had had with the apes^ (he wasn't fooling with movie actresses in those days, and hadn't even learned to holler like he did for Metro-Goldwyn). This paper hasn't a continued story somewhere in its pages, and it hasn't a comic strip, so to speak. I admit some of the stuff that is printed is very funny, but, being not illustrated it couldn't rightly be called a comic strip. Recognizing that fact, or the absence of that fact, I, despite the lateness of the hour . . . the cold . . . and the absence of some good wild west story to read, will endeavor to start what is known as a newspaper serial. Except this isn't going to be a serial. If this editor of ours, who shaves in red suspenders, would recognize the true merit of this literary marvel, he would perhaps cut out the Baltimore Sun editorials he is running this issue and print the whole thing. If not, then'it will have to be included at another time, or again, when I can't think of a thing else to write. This story here is what is known as one of those "Short Shorts" . . . the kind Liberty and Collier's abuse the public with. ONE EYE-ONE HUNDRED (All Rights Reserved) It is more or less correctly imagined the quarrel Adam had with Eve the day the rent came due on the Garden of Eden, and they had to move, was quite somewhat of a lulu of an argument. In fact it is imagined that particular bit of argument was the most rip-tearing and foot-stomping disagreement in history. However, in comparison, the argument enjoyed by Adam and Eve was but a lily of the valley floating upon a moon-kissed lake. That fuss had by little Midge Evans and Red Bride, was something else again. It may be said that Miss Edge was known to friends, acquaintances, and traffic cops, as Little Miss Hell in a Buggy Colored Car. The name having something to do with the better-than-elegant beauty she had, and the dunn-duff car she frightened pedestrians with. And it also may be said that Red Bride was the only male in town with looks, wit, money and sarcasm to match hers. However, that is neither here, nor is it there. It may be said that Archilles called Hector "Lolly-Popsie" in comparison to what Red called her that night. What the lovely little lady called in return is not even mentioned by the Ladies' Missionary Society. Names were called, vases broken, and rings thrown. It isn't exactly known what caused the rift, but it is known that all thoughts of breakfast nooks, kiddie kars, and nursery rhymes were abandoned that night. Red left to sip a hot-rivet concoction known as a "Side Car," and Midge remained home to alternately throw a left shop and a right shoe through her father's best cut-glass chandelier. What happened the next night is the reason for this noble essay. The next night Red is driving out Carter's Mill Road in search of cool river air for a hot rivet head, when Little Miss Hell In A Buggy Colored Car eases up alongside. And not only eases alongside but also forces both Red and car off the road into the starboard ditch. "Come here!"- Midge commands, when everything is settled in the middle of the ditch. Red looks out and notes the color of the car and the tone of the voice, and promptly acts like a Hereford who has just seen Aunt Betsey's carmine petticoat. "Why you little Dun-Colored Devil," he roars, jumping out, "I'll have your hide drying on that peach-colored radiator for this." He jerks open the door and is reaching for her when this guy rises from the back floor, with a gun in his hand as big as all get-out. "Get in," the guy said. It is reported Red got in as nice as anyone would who had a gun gazing down his throat, but it is also reported he offered the guy the only fifty he had with him to let him ride on the back seat with him to escape riding on the front with "That Horse-faced Hurricane." Everything winds up with a continuation of the drive out Carter's Mill Road towards the mountains with Red up front and with Midge still driving, and the guy on the back seat aiming his big boom-gun. "So nice of you to have called, my precious," Red grits out after five miles. "But I didn't think you cared for me." (To be Continued.) , * SATURDAY, FEB. 1, 1936 T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N -:- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE PAGE THREE EUGENE LEE, Editor Contributors JACK TODD BILL TROUP GERALD BILBRO PROSPECTS GOOD FOR TIGER TANK TEAM THIS YEAR Keen Competition Shown For Posts On Swimming Team; Seven Meets Are Arranged Prospects for the Auburn swimming team this year are the best in history according to a report from a reliable source. Competition for several posts on the team is exceedingly keen, especially for diving. The diving post has several excellent contenders in Oscar Alcebo, Schley Gordy, Jr., and Brandt Woodward. All three men have shown good form in practices to date and give promise of being point winners for Auburn in the forthcoming meets. A tentative swimming schedule for the season was just recently completed and includes seven meets with some of t*e leading tank teams of the South. The first meet will be held against Emory University in Atlanta on February 4. The tentative schedule follows: Feb. 24, Emory in Atlanta; Feb. 25, Georgia in Athens; Feb. 26, Furman University in Greenville, S. C.; Feb. 28, Clemson College in Clemson, S. C.; March 5, Maryville in Auburn; March 7, University of Tenn. in Auburn; and March 14, Georgia Tech in Atlanta. Fourteen Report For First Polo Practice Among those reporting out for polo at the first part of this week, were twelve or fourteen old members of the squad, three or four of which were lettermen. Although the weather has permitted very little practice, the team is showing signs of good prospects, and further practice is expected to bring about amazing results. During the first few weeks, practice will consist of merely stickwork, cage-work, and getting things into shape. After about a month of such practice, the squad will probably take to scrimmaging to complete rounding into shape a fine polo team. Few people are aware of the fact that Auburn is one of the very few schools that can boast of a polo team, and even fewer people, perhaps, know that Auburn has one of the best polo teams in the South. • Negotiations are now being made with leading polo teams for games to be played later in the year, and probably a road trip will be made; however that is to be decided later. In any event, the prospects seem good and a successful season is anticipated. Flowers for all Occasions KING'S NURSERY Phone 695-J OPELIKA, ALABAMA SPRING FOOTBALL SWINGS INTO ACTION MONDAY * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * » • * * • • « * * * * * * * Vanderbilt And Kentucky In Lead For S*E. Conference Honors FIFTY FRESHMAN ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SPRING MEETS AUBURN SEVENTH AMONG SCHOOLS OF CONFERENCE Alabama Ranks Second In Conference With Two Tilts Lost; Auburn Has Played 4 Games By JACK TODD As the Southeastern Basketball Conference draws to a close, yanderbilt leads the pack with Kentucky and Alabama occupying second and third places respectively. Alabama fell before the Mississippi dribblers last Monday night 42-34, but retaliated with a 38-32 win over Ole Miss on the following evening. The outstanding features of both games was the scoring by Whatley of Alabama and Graham of Mississippi. Whatley garnered 20 points in the first game and Graham 13" while in the second game both men rang up the same number of tallies—12. Whatley now holds second place in the Conference scoring column, while Johnson of Georgia still holds the lead with 82 points. There will probably be another shake-up in this column after the games scheduled for Friday and Saturday are played. Georgia meets Tennessee at Athens, Georgia this Friday night, while L. S. U. tackles Ole Miss at Baton Rouge. On Saturday evening, Kentucky plays Vanderbilt at Nashville, Tennessee meets Chattanooga at Chattanooga, Georgia renews their rivalry with Georgia Tech, and L. S. U. will play host to Ole Miss at Baton Rouge. There are still quite a number of games to be played before February 24, which marks the end of the Conference schedules and it is unsafe to prophesy which teams will be eligible to enter the tournament. However, Vanderbilt and Alabama are reasonably sure to be on hand when the opening whistle blows. Here is how they stand at present: Total Opp. Team Won Lost Points Points Vanderbilt 6 Kentucky . 3 Alabama 5 Miss. State 3 Tennessee 3 Georgia 3 Auburn 2 Mississippi L. S. U Ga. Tech Florida Tulane Sewanee _ 0 0 2 1 2 3 2 . 1 3 2 4 6 5 255 128 246 168 197 218 118 80 175 81 149 181 107 155 76 223 123 169 222 131 72 193 108 194 252 185 The scoring column reads like this: Player Team G F Johnson Tenn. 31 20 Whatley Alabama 29 18 Plasman Vandy 22 27 Walters Miss. State 28 10 Coleman Vandy 28 5 Overly Vandy 24 12 Bryan ' La. State 21 15 Anderson Tenn. 21 11 Eppert Florida 22 7 Lockett* Tulane 15 21 Martin Tenn. 21 3 Marshall Tenn. 20 3 T 82 75 71 66 61 57 53 51 51 45 44 43 Definitely Out Dartmouth made $36,609 on football last season. ROOM FOR RENT GIRLS ONLY • • Phone 108-J FOR RENT AND SALE On account of Faculty transfers w e have available one nice 5-room furnished bungalow; and one good 6-room bungalow unfurnished. The Dr. Dowell property is n ow being sold off. See Robert L. Burkes Phone 264 Auburn, Ala. HAGEDORN'S DEPARTMENT STORE DRY GOODS LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR LADIES' AND CHILDRENS' SHOES DRAPERIES — CURTAINS —. CARPETS A Most Complete Gents' Furnishing Department Opelika, Alabama Bobby Blake, one of Jordan's most promising men for the forward position, is definitely out for the remainder of the season because of an attack of pneumonia recently. SPORTS CHATTER ==By EUGENE L E E = DELL MORGAN IS HIGHLY PRAISED IN PRESS STORY Associated Press Writer Hails Morgan As "Handy Man" Of Athletics; Busy Tiger Coach The following article *vas released last night through Associated Press, and as the subject is close to students at Auburn, the entire.story is reprinted here: "Meet Dell Morgan, handy man of athletics at Alabama Polytechnic Institute ! "He's one of the busiest members of Auburn's coaching staff and probably has as many irons in the Are as any athletic instructor in the nation. "The 33-year-old Texan, who once pitched for the St. Louis Cardinals and toiled with a number of minor league teams, performs duties that fit these titles: Asst. varsity football coach. Freshman basketball coach. Varsity baseball coach. Varsity boxing coach. Varsity wrestling coach. "Morgan, as energetic and well-liked as they come, was one of the greatest football tackles and baseball pitchers ever to play at Austin College, from which he was graduated in 1925. He coached baseball at his alma mater in 1926. "Among the clubs Morgan served during his professional baseball career were, in addition to St. Louis, Quincy, Greenville, Corsican, Mexia, Atlas, Tulsa and San Antonio. He had to forsake the game because of his health. "Upon retiring from active baseball, he coached at Quanah and Lubbock High Schools, in Texas, and was the pilot of Texas Tech teams from 1930 until he came to Auburn's coaching staff in 1934. "Morgan was a regular member of the wrestling and boxing teams at Austin College and later coached these sports at Texas Tech. A forceful pilot, he enforces strict training regulations and he sets the pace by training hard with his proteges. "He can recall only one superstition he ever had faith in. While coaching basketball at Texa* Tech he found out the birthdays of all his players and then looked up the star under which each was born. "If the almanac said a basketball man would be lucky on a certain night, Morgan would instruct that player to shoot for the basket every time he got possession of the ball, regardless of position. Morgan says the plan worked and his team upset the "dope" several times. "Morgan is married and has a son, Dell, Jr., 6 months old. 'He's my only bos,' says the coach. Morgan is one of Auburn's leading citizens, taking an active interest in all community affairs. . "His hobby is hunting, and he still talks of the deer he killed on a preserve in Western Alabama during the holidays. Quintet Captain At Present Woodrow (Country) Barnes, captain of the basketball team, is in a stiff race with Crew for the forward position. Both men are excellent point getters for the Tigers. The final issue of the Williamson Rating was received in the Plainsman office this week. This issue of the rating table gave Auburn number 8 position in the nation. T. C. U., S. M. U., L. S. U., Minnesota, Stanford, California U., and Notre Dame finished ahead of Auburn in the order given. Auburn consistently held this top position throughout the season. Rating systems have been in practice only about five years, but since their first issue they have gained in popularity until now they are considered the most accurate method of determining the national ranking of the teams. Polls and the opinions of individuals accomplish little. They are not based upon a standard of fair equality. No matter what type team a little school is able to put on the gridiron if the school doesn't have the background and following that is necessary it won't receive the consideration that it is due. In reviewing the season Williamson stated that Auburn had one of the hardest, most nerve-wracking ten-game schedule of all, a team that bowled over Tulane, Kentucky (by a larger offensive and better defensive score than did Ohio State), Duke (swampers of North Carolina), Georgia Tech (as badly as did Alabama), and Georgia; that although upset by Tennessee came within two minutes of a scoreless tie with L. S. U.; that gave all-American selectors a lot to worry about in Gilbert, Paterson, and Gantt; and whose able coach, Jack Meagher, former mentor of Rice, was voted most valuable Southern coach for 1935 by consensus poll, seems strangely to have been overlooked in most of the annual summaries. Auburn has the tradition and background but its best years were in the olden days. Since 1892, when the grid game was formally introduced to Southern colleges in an initial fracas between Georgia and Auburn, this institution has won the Southern championship eight times. Auburn had undefeated teams in 1900, '04, '08, '10, '11, '13, '14, and '19. This bright era faded away and from 1919 to 1932 Auburn lost its power in Southern football circles. Four years during this period the Tigers failed to score a victory against a Southern Conference member. Chet Wynne brought the Tigers back into the national limelight with his sensational team of 1932. Again after a lapse of two years Coach Meagher, another Notre Dame product, has brought the Orange and Blue again to the front. The tradition and power that was Auburn's in the past flaunts itself again before the Southern breeze. Auburn should be a power for the next few years, based on present material. This all evolves into Spring football, which is upon us. Only one more day remains of grace for the freshmen before thy join the returning varsity members for five hard weeks of preparation for next fall's tough campaign. Spring football brings the hard work. Plenty of blocking and scrimmages are on tap for aspirants to varsity positions. Spring calls for study of new plays, defensive work, study of candidates, fundamentals and development of team work. This is necessary for the time between games in the fall is taken up in brushing up on offense and defense and study of opponents. BEARD, NATION'S NO. ONE HURDLER QUITS ATHLETICS Percy Beard, Auburn, Holder Of Four World Marks, Will) Quit Track Despite Olympics Auburn's hardwood performers are faced with important engagements for the balance of the season. The Plainsmen still have a chance to receive a bid to the conference tournament. Their showing in the remaining tilts will determine their chances of going. The Tigers have been beset with misfortune since Christmas. Just as soon as Coach Jordan's charges, who are mostly football players had gotten adjusted to the court, flu disrupted the squad. The squad is fast rounding into shape, and should be able to face the remainder of the opponents of the season under far better advantages than the first conference foes were faced. "Significant of his many coaching duties at Auburn is the fact that his varsity line was penetrated for only one touchdown in the entire 1935 season." By EUGENE LEE Once again Time takes away from the nation one of the outstanding products of Coach Wilbur Hutsell, Auburn's famous track coach. Last week the New York Athletic Club announced that Percy Beard, the nation's number one hurdler and holder of four world marks, had permanently retired from competition. This came as a blow to the hopes of United States Olympic chances. Auburn's quiet civil engineering professor gave his reason for retiring as due to his years in competition, his "ripe" age, and his marriage last year. Not even the lure of the coming Olympics would bring him into the winter and spring meets. During his term as member of the Auburn track and field team, he set several records in the conference meets. Some of these still hold. Besides being a hurdler, he could broad jump close to 23 feet. He was chosen captain of the track team his last year. Beard was one of the most popular of the performers under the colors of the N. Y. A. C, and his retirement will come as a blow to the legion of admirers who have thrilled with his perfection of form and startling speed over the high timbers since he entered competition in the East six years ago. Runner-up to the late George Saling in the Olympic final of 1932, Beard was looked upon as America's No. 1 high hurdler for the Berlin games this summer. In 1935 he won both the national A. A. U. indoor and outdoor championships, tying his own indoor record at (Continued on page 4) CAUTHEN'S COAL Keeps You Warm Phone 11 Returning Lettermen And Carry-Over From Last Season Will Join Freshmen Candidates Monday; Games Between Divisions Of Squad Will Be Had On Saturdays During Training Fifty of last fall's freshmen football players are taking adantage of the first week of Auburn's Spring football practice period. The returning letter-men and carry-overs from the 1935 team will join the freshmen candidates Monday. The afternoons of this week have been devoted to conditioning work and drill in fundamentals. Due to inclement weather, most of the sessions have been conducted inside with lectures given by Coach Jack Meagher. Through these lectures and diagrams, the freshmen are being familiarized with offensive and defensive tactics employed by Coach Meagher and his assistants. This offers the first year men a better chance to adjust themselves and be able to meet the competition of the returning players from last fall's squad. Coach Meagher plans to give as much experience and development of next season's candidates as time will permit. New offensive work will be tried and studied. After two or three weeks have passed, a game between two divisions of the squad will be held every Saturday afternoon. As many scrimmages as possible will be sandwiched in between the Saturday games. There is a possibility that some of the freshmen will break in as regulars next season. Only time and observation will tell what chances the first year men will have. Their showing and also that of the reserves in competition will go far in bringing out their ability to make the grade. The main problems facing the Tiger mentor is finding replacements for Haygood Paterson, tackle, and Mutt Morris, end, and developing a strong reserve. Returning tackle lettermen as Hugh Rodgers, Freddie Holman, and Bummie Roton. Rodgers and Ro-ton should gain these assignments. Both have been outstanding during their terms as Tiger gridmen. Hol-man's only disadvantage is lack of weight. Outstanding reserves are Vernon Burns, Fay Caton, Torrance Russell, and Jeff Bogue. Freshmen candidates for tackle are Thorpe, Nichols, Griffit, Fletcher, and Wolf. Lettermen returning for end are Joel Eaves, Rex McKissick, and Hamp Williams. Hamp Williams and Joel Eaves showed as much improvement toward the end of the season as any other member of the team. These two received the starting assignment in most of the late games. Rex McKis-sicle has the ability to become a fine end. Frank Hamm is an outstanding reserve. There are some promising ends among the freshmen candidates. These include Burford, Hallmark, Howell, Hudson, and Childress. The Spring practice should do'more toward developing the reserve strength than anything else. Auburn has the material, two and three good players for each position, but it is going to take the hard, work of these practice sessions to develop the outstanding reserve that is necessary. Several outstanding high school players, who have completed their high school work, joined the freshman squad at the start of the second semester. Harrison, of Atmore, and Sellers and Pierson, of Birmingham, were outstanding in State prep circles this last fall. These men will not be eligible for varsity competition until 1937. Enie, Menie, Minie, Mo Down to HOWARD'S I must go, Get there quick and with a zoom Buy a mirror and picture for my room. » SET Beware of Fire... Insure Is YOUR Home insured . . . your buildings, your business, your car, your life, your health? Are you insured against accidents? Do you need more protection? Come in and let us write your Insurance. "It will be a pleasure to serve you." B. a POPE Let Us Write Your Insurance Real Estate - Insurance Rentals Are You Undecided? 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OPELIKA • THEATRE • F R I D A Y January 31 "FRESHMAN LOVE" - with Frank McHugh Warren Hull • Patricia Ellis Joe Cawthorn S A T U R D A Y February 1 KEN MAYNARD in "WESTERN FRONTIER" OWL S H OW TOO TOUGH TO KILL' with Victor Jory u 99 Sally O'Neil M O N D A Y February 3 "MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY ft Charles Laughton Clark Gable Franchot Tone T U E S D A Y February 4 "IF YOU COULD ONLY COOK" with Herbert Marshall Jean Arthur Leo Carrillo W E D N E S D A Y February 5 Richard Arlen in "THE CALLING OF DAN MATTHEWS 99 T H U R S D A Y February 6 "CALM YOURSELF with Robert Young Madge Evans ft Combined Meetings Be Held By Auburn Lions The Auburn Lions will be hosts at a combined zone meeting and ladies' night next Tuesday at the College Inn. Roderick Beddow, Birmingham attorney and past president of Lions International, will make the chief address. In addition to the Lions clubs of Roanoke, Notasulga, and Phenix City, invitations have been sent to La Grange and Columbus, Georgia. More than 10Q people are expected at the meeting. W. B. DeLemos, of Montgomery, district governor of the Lions, will be present at the meeting and conduct the business for the zone. Mr. DeLemos is expected to bring a delegation of Lions and their ladies from Montgomery. The banquet will be at the College Inn at 7:30. Besides Mr. Beddow's speech, there will be a number of entertainment features on the program. Capt. Harry F. Watts, president of the Auburn Lions, will act as toast-master. Roderick Beddow will also be in Auburn Tuesday noon to talk to a closed meeting of the Lions at their regular weekly luncheon meeting. Plans for the meeting are being worked out by a committee composed of Joseph E. Roop, chairman; Robert E. Smith, Otis Ward, and Hugh Cottle. Business Frat Hears Wright Talk Tuesday The ability "to sell one's self" was termed as one of the most important factors of success in the business world by H. G. Wright, grand secretary and treasurer of Delta Sigma Pi, national honorary business fraternity, in his speech to the local chapter of the fraternity last Tuesday. In speaking of the advantages of being a member of Delta Sigma Pi in the field of business, Mr. Wright cited examples of members of the fraternity who had maintained contact with and interest in the organization while making a success in this line of endeavor. At the conclusion of his speech Mr. Wright conducted an open forum in which the various problems of business and the fraternity were discussed. The employment bureau established at the central office in Chicago for the use of members of the fraternity was pronounced a marked success by Mr.' Wright. This bureau was established about a year ago and has proven a great aid to members of the fraternity in obtaining positions. Mr. Wright is on a tour visiting the chapters of Delta Sigma Pi located in the south and southeast. After leaving Auburn he will go to the University of Alabama and other schools before returning to Chicago. The standing of the Auburn chapter was announced as sixteenth out of 59 chapters in the annual efficiency contest. Alfred Jackson is president of the local group. Session Of Home Ec Club Be Had Monday The Home Economics Club will meet Monday evening at seven o'clock in Smith Hall. The program will be of unusual interest as Miss Glanton will speak to the club on "How Home Economics is Taught, in College in Japan." The officers of the Home Economics Club for this year are: President, Emma Bennett Sellers; Vice-President, Albena Pierce; Secretary-Treasurer, Mary Memdenhall. All Home Economics students and others who are interested are urged to attend this meeting. TIGER QUINTET TO MEET TECH HERE ON TUESDAY COLLEGE TO GIVE RE-EXAMINATIONS STARTING FEB. 10 (Continued from page 1) il and Highway Engineering, Economics (first period), English, Textile Engineering. Thursday, Feb. 13, 10 A.M.: Animal Husbandry, Dairy Husbandry, Poultry Husbandry, Religious Education, Veterinary Medicine; 3 P.M.: Applied Art, Bacteriology, Chemistry, Economics (second period), Pharmacy. Friday, Feb. 14, 3 P.M.: Aeronautical Engineering, Education, Foreign La/iguage, History, Mechanical Engineering, Zoology and Entomology. Saturday, Feb. 15, 9 A.M.: Conflicts in above schedule. Sarg's Puppets Meet With Public Acclaim Names Of Auburn High Honor Students Given (Continued from page 1) stars in the Vanderbilt game last week-end and coupled with his showing during practice sessions this week stands an excellent chance to start Tuesday's game. Curlee shared honors with Crew in the Vandy game and has also shown up good this week. He might start in Hugh Rodgers position at guard. Rodgers has not fully recovered from an attack of flu. Joe Bob Mitchell and Joel Eaves are slated to start at center and guard, respectively. These two dependable players have just recovered from the flu,' but Eaves is still suffering from a slight cold. They should be in peak condition for the Tech game. These two are unbeatable when in the best of condition. The monthly honor roll for Lee County High School was recently compiled for the month of December. Those students gaining the coveted honor as highest distinction and distinction are listed as follows: Senior III — Highest Distinction: Suzell Hare, Hulda Rutland, Ruth Lowe, Charlotte Edwards, Elmer Alm-quist. Distinction: Junior Thomas. Senior II—Highest Distinction: Carolyn Jones. Distinction: Emily Hixon, Betty Showalter, Nellie Ruth Ward. Senior I — Highest Distinction: Mary Olive Thomas. Distinction: Mary Florence Roberts, Herbert Martin, Jean Beasley, Grace Mullins, Emma Nell Parrish, Pattie Phelps, Jule Tisdale, Christine Blackburn. Junior III — Highest Distinction: John Turner Hudson, John Bruce Martin, Sarah Atkinson, Gay Ellis, Dorothy Floyd. Distinction: John Scott, Sheldon Toomer. Junior II — Highest Distinction: Anne Tamblyn. Distinction: Albert Rauber, Delphine Thomas, Redding Suggs, Winifred Hill, Majorie Mc- Kinnon. Junior I — Distinction: Fred Allison, Jack McKinnon, Sara Kirkwood, Dorothy Jean Nichols, Virginia Watts, Shirley Needham. A summary of the monthly honor rolls was taken and compiled in an honor roll for the entire first semester. The deserving students making this roll are given as follows: Senior III — Highest Distinction: Suzelle Hare, Hulda Rutland, Ruth Lowe, Elmer Almquist, Charlotte Edwards. Distinction: Louise Schubert, Junior Thomas. Senior II — Highest Distinction: Betty Showalter, Nellie Ruth Ward. Distinction: Emily Hixon, Carolyn Jones. Senior I — Highest Distinction: Emma Nell Parrish, Mary Olive Thomas. Distinction: Herbert Martin, Jean Beasley, Grace Mullins, Pat-tie Phelps, Jule Tisdale, Christine Blackburn. Junior III — Highest Distinction: John Turner Hudson, John Bruce Martin. Distinction: John Scott, Sheldon Toomer, Gay Ellis, Dorothy Floyd. . Junior II — Highest Distinction: Redding Suggs, Winifred Hill, Majorie McKinnon. Distinction: Albert Rauber, Anne Tamblyn, Delphine Thomas. Junior I — Highest Distinction: Fred Allison. Distinction: Jack McKinnon, Willie Tamblyn, Sara Kirkwood, Shirley Needham, Virginia Watts. Auburn Graduate Of 1930 Dies Suddenly Information concerning the death of Millard Munford Whitehead, 1930 Auburn graduate, has been received by the alumni office. Mr. Whitehead, age 29, died at Enterprise on January 25 following an appendicitis operation which developed into peritonitis. He was buried two days later at Gadsden. After graduating at Auburn he taught in the High Schools of Gadsden, Rockwood, Tenn., and Elba for four years. He received the M.S. degree at Auburn last August. Christian Science Be Topic Of Lecture Here Dr. John M. Tutt, C.B.S., of Kansas City, Mo., will lecture on Christian Science here in Langdon Hall on Thursday evening, February 6, at 8:00 o'clock. The lecture is sponsored by the Christian Science Society of Auburn and will be free to the public. After presenting "Faust, the Wicked Magician" to a large audience Thursday afternoon Tony Sarg's Marionettes played before a capacity crowd at Langdon Hall last night. Mr. Sarg's puppets, the most famous in this country, brought many laughs during the performance and received a great ovation at the completion of each scene. Last night's concert was Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in the Court of King Arthur." The puppet Sir Boss, was made up as Will Rogers, immortal star of the motion picture of Twain's story. The wisecracks of Twain, spoken by Sir Boss within the dignity of Tennyson's Court of King Arthur, made the farce a great success. Each scene, especially those showing the performance of the first almanac miracle of Sir Boss, and of the Tournament, commanded attention throughout, but the most popular scene of the play was the portrayal of the destruction of Merlin's castle. The puppet Mark Twain was an almost exact likeness of the famous humorist. Immediately preceding the main feature the author told a few interesting things about himself, among them being the story of the reason he chose "Mark Twain" as his pen name. In the prologue Twain introduced his two most widely known characters, Tom Sawyer, who danced, and Huckleberry Finn, who played the accompaniment. At the conclusion of the Marionette concert everyone was invited to remain and watch the operators pack the dolls, scenery, and other apparatus. After seeing the hundreds of strings .connected to the numerous characters, the audience was made to realize more fully the great amount of skill required of the operators. Home Of Dr. Wilmore Is Burned Wednesday The home of Dr. John J. Wilmore, engineering school dean at the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, was seriously damaged by fire late Wednesday evening. Loss was estimated at $2,000. The fire, is was stated, originated from an appliance in the butler's pantry at 11:30 o'clock and spread rapidly to an adjoining room. There was considerable damage to the roof caused by the fire and portions of the house were injured by water. "For a time it appeared that the entire house would be consumed," said Dr. Wilmore, "but the heroic and expert work of the Auburn Fire Department soon checked the blaze." MOVES UNDERWAY TO NAME DUNCAN IN NEXT GUBERNATORIAL RACE Baptist Students To Give Banquet Tonight Tonight at 7:30 o'clock, the Baptist Student Union is sponsoring a Baptist Student party. A number of Auburn students are either Baptist members of the Baptist church is their preference, and this party tonight is being planned to welcome them into the church. Parties or socials is one of the main ways that the B. S. U. has of interesting new students in church work. The party tonight is the first one of a series to be given throughout the semester, according to Pat Weston, chairman of the social committee. (Continued from page 1) gubernatorial election in 1938, the Democrats of Franklin County claim the privilege and high honor of presenting the name of Franklin's distinguished son, Dr. Luther Noble Duncan, as a candidate for that exalted position. "Without consulting Dr. Duncan, but solely with the sincere desire, to render a service to the people of Alabama along the lines of progress and growth of public affairs this proposal is made. "We offer an outline of some of the qualifications that so imminently fit this great Alabamian for the exalted position of chief executive: "He comes from among the very hearts and lives of the masses.' He, therefore, understands their problems and by reason of his broad experience in public affairs he knows how to deal with them. "He is a Democrat by birth, by training and lifelong loyalty, and in that broader sense is born of a genuine love of the people and a desire to serve them his democracy looms large. "While he was born in North Alabama, the breadth of his work has familiarized him with the needs of every part of our broad State. He belongs, therefore, in a very intimate sense to each and every section of the State. "In all the years of his renowned service to the people of Alabama, There cannot be sustained a breath of criticism on his honor, integrity and high character. "He is fair, just, sympathetic, broad, tolerant, and liberal in his views but, at the same time he has the courage of his convictions and cannot be swerved from his honest intent to serve the right as he sees it. "As an organizer, administrator, and inspirer and leader of men, he has few if any equals in all the country. * "He not .only believes in economy and efficiency but knows how to inaugurate and carry out policies that will accomplish these purposes. "He believes with the immortal Jefferson that the greatest safeguard to Democracy and human liberty is the universal education of all the people. For nearly 40 years he has labored in the field of education, pushing the program with a zeal akin to religious fervor. "His clear forceful statement of the relations and proper cooperation between agriculture and industry stamps him as a statesman in a very real sense. He believes fully with President Roosevelt that wealth and happiness are created where men cooperate. "If we should call the roll of our most useful citizens in Alabama the name of L. N. Duncan would be found among the very topmost. "Therefore be it resolved by the Democrats of Franklin County that the name of this distinguished son of Franklin, Dr. Luther Noble Duncan, be presented to the people of Alabama as a candidate for the office of governor, and we invite the Democrats of every section of the State to join us in placing him in the executive's chair." Patronize Plainsman advertisers. 132 Persons Attend Birthday Party. Here Wednesday night 132 persons assembled in the Student Center and at the President's home to celebrate President Roosevelt's birthday by contributing to the nation-wide fight against Infantile Paralysis. Mr. Charles W. Edwards, general chairman of the committee in charge, reports that the net proceeds of the party was $31.50. Of this amount, 70 per cent will remain in this community for the rehabilitation of local infantile paralysis victims, and 30 per cent will go to the work of the Warm Springs Foundation at Warm Springs, Ga. Although the amount taken in is smaller than last year, Mr. Edwards states that what really counts is that Auburn joined in the general group to stamp out infantile paralysis. The party was held in two sections. Part of the group played bridge at the Student Center, and at the President's mansion, there was a sewing party for the women and a smoker for the men. The birthday party in Auburn was sponsored by the Inter-Club Council. TVA AUTHORITY WILL LECTURE TO STUDENTS mingham, and L. C. Balch, Fayette. Because of the widespread interest in the gigantic power production, distribution, and construction of the TVA project, a capacity audience is expected to hear the address of Mr. White. Faculty, students, and townspeople have been invited to attend. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. (Continued from page 1) committee next year, Eugene Lee, Mangham, La., DeOwen Nichols, Bir- Tiger Theatre "Showplace of East Alabama" Auburn, Alabama SATURDAY, Feb. 1 WALTER CONNOLLY in "Soak The Rich" with John Howard—Mary Taylor Comedy — "Newlyweds" Cartoon — Quail Hunt SUNDAY and MONDAY February 2 and 3 SHIRLEY TEMPLE "The Littlest Rebel" John Boles — Karen Morley Extra — Dionne Quintuplets Color Classic — Time for Love TUESDAY, Feb. 4 "Ah Wilderness" with Wallace Beery — Lionel Barry-more — Aline MacMahon Comedy—"Judge for a Day" Latest News Events Try Our CHICKEN DINNER on SUNDAY Also Other Specials at the COLLEGE INN Weather Strip Your Home so that Dangerous Drafts Cannot Reach Her You owe it to the children-and to yourself and guests -to protect your home against cold drafts at windows and doors. You can do it easily, cheaply and permanently-with Nu-metal Weatherstrips. They keep out cold, snow, rain and dust; prevent rattle; reduce fuel bills. Installed without removing windows or doors. Ask to see the Numetal window and door demonstration Mod- „ el in our store. WEATHERSTRIPS Sold d ^Recommended b y AUBURN ICE & COAL COMPANY PHONE 118 Officers Chosen For Local Pharmacy Club At a recent meeting of the Auburn Pharmaceutical Society the following officers were elected for this semester: James Dumas, president; Denzil Blue, vice-president; C. W. Bell, secretary- treasurer; and J. R. Smith, parliamentarian. The society is sponsoring a meeting of the Retail Druggists Association to be held here in April. Committees have been appointed to take charge of the details of the meeting and have already begun work on the various phases of the convention. Washington University (St. Louis) has one of the finest coin collections in the country. It numbers 13,000 pieces. Dr. Tutt is a member of the Board of Lectureship of The Mother Church, the First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Mass. 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