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ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE REFERENCE LI3RARY OFFICE OF THE PRE8I0ENT Semi-Weekly Plainsman •Saturday Issue 3V Auburn plainsman Plan To Attend Final Dances VOLUMN LIX TO FOSTER THE AUBURN S P I R IT AUBURN, ALABAMA, SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 NUMBER 52 CO-EDS SELECT NEW HEADS FOR C01NG SESSION Albena Pierce Is Elected By Co-ed Students To Be Head Of Body Next School Year Noted Contractor To Deliver Talk On Monday Night Before Members Of Federated Engineering Society NEXT YEAR PLANS MADE Election Is By Secret Ballot; Virginia Holcombe, Doris White*, Virgie Gunn Named At a special convocation for coeds yesterday, new officers were elected to serve on the Women's Student Government for next year. They are: Albena Pierce, president; Virginia Holcombe, vice president; Doris White, secretary; Mrs. Virgie Gunn, treasurer; Helen Tigner, town representative; and Doris Northrop, president of Smith Hall. The election was by secret ballot, and no politicing was permitted by different candidates prior to the election. Nominations for each office were from the floor, and each office was elected separately. Retiring officers are: Mary Jim Enloe, president; Albena Pierce, vice president; Helen Tigner, secretary; Esther Weeks, treasurer; and Florine Hodges, president of Smith Hall. A tentative social calendar for girls was proposed, which, if successfully instituted, will be the first of its kind at Auburn. The new calendar will provide a varied program of activities for the rapidly increasing number of women students here. At the beginning of the next school year the Women's Student Government plans to entertain all freshmen co-eds with a weiner roast which is to acquaint them with one another before the rushing period. Plans are also being formulated for a costume party at Hallowe'en and a Christmas party later in the year. A gala spring picnic at Wright's Mill has been proposed which will be attended by all co-ed students. Another proposal that received much favorable comment was that of a May Day festival next year for which the customary May Queen would be selected. The Wednesday afternoon teas will be continued next year as usual. Four major convocations are being planned during the course of the year. Woodward Is Elected To Head Tank Squad As a fitting climax to a fairly successful season, the swimming team elected Brandt Woodward captain, and Robert Johnston manager, of the team for the coming year at a meeting last night. Woodward is a junior in the school of chemical engineering, and has been a high point man on the swimming team for three years. Woodward is at his best on the diving board, and in the breast stroke events. Johnston is a sophomore in the school of business administration; he was also manager of the freshmen last year. It was also stated at the meeting last night, the names of the men who will receive letters in swimming. They are: Gordon McKinney, Brandt Woodward, Howard Conner, Eddie Forbes, Eddie Smith, Carlos White, David Cannon, George Griswold, and Ray Kierstead. Almquist, Ehrgott To Speak Before 0. R. C. Capt. E. H. Almquist, field artillery, and Lt. H. W. Ehrgott, corps of engineers, will be the speakers at the Officers Reserve Corps School session to be held here Monday evening, April 27, in the Engineer Class Room of Samford Hall at 7:30 p. m. Both officers are members of the R. 0. T. C. staff at Auburn. Captain Almquist will discuss the "Motorization of Divisional Light Artillery" and Lieutenant Ehrgott will speak on "Motorized Engineers with Horse Cavalry Operating Against Mechanized Cavalry." Speaks Monday MR. ALGERNON BLAIR, one of South's leading contractors, will speak to students in Broun Auditorium Monday night at 7^15. BENGALS TO PLAY PANTHER CLUB IN TWO GAME SERIES First Game With Southern To Be Played At 3 : 3 0 This Afternoon; Lanett Rained Out The Tiger baseball team will play Birmingham-Southern this afternoon on Drake Field at 3:30. The second game of the series will be played Saturday afternoon. The game that was scheduled with Lanett for yesterday afternoon was rained out. Lanett invades the campus for the game on Monday afternoon, so it is probable that this game will be played Tuesday afternoon. The Tigers have had nearly a week's rest since their last game with the University of Georgia and will be in good condition for the games w i t h Birmingham-Southern. The Panthers have a strong team to send against Auburn, for they are now in the lead in the city collegiate league in Birmingham at the present time, having taken the forces of Howard hi camp in their series ending on Wednesday. John Paul Tipper, who has been suffering from an injured shoulder, is in condition to take his turn on the mound and will probably receive the nod from Skipper Morgan to toe the slab against the Panthers in the first game of the series. Either Joe Bob Mitchell or French Gunter will twirl in the second game. Due to Captain Gilbert McMillian's weak hitting, Norman Whitten has been shifted from catching duties to left field to replace McMillan until he betters his hitting. Whitten is leading the team in batting after taking over his new duties. Cabinet Committees For Next Year Named Members of the six most important committees of the student government were approved yesterday when the new Executive Cabinet was sworn into office by President L. N. Duncan. The different committees and the members are as follows: - Finance—Herman Laatsch, chairman, the college accountant, and Robert Morgan. Election—Wilbur Kelly, chairman, T. M. Chalmers, Mark Corr, Red Bamberg, Lopez Mantoux, Bill Milam, Abbot Walton, and Dallas Benton. Rings—Max Weldon, chairman; Billy Radney, Jack Vann, and two juniors to be appointed by Ed Duncan. Invitations—Tom Powell, chairman, Albena Pierce, and Jack Vann, and two seniors to be selected by Charlie Lawrence. Rat Caps—Herman Laatsch, chairman, Vernie Holloway, Tom Hagan, and Joe Stewart. A. D. Holmes and Billy Jones were appointed as ring salesmen for next year. Subject Of Talk By Blair To Be "Engineering In Practice"; To Be Given In Broun Hall Mr. Algernon Blair, one of the most outstanding contractors in the country, will address the final meeting for the year of the Federated Engineering Societies in Broun Hall next Monday night, April 27, at 7:15 o'clock. The subject of his talk will be "Engineering in Practice," and it was chosen to be of particular interest and value to engineering-students. Since its organization last fall, the F. E. S. has been working to bring prominent men in the engineering field to Auburn to address the whole engineering school on subjects of general interest. Mr. Blair is well qualified to speak on the practical value of engineering, since he has spent the last thirty years in major construction work in all parts of the United States. He occupies a prominent place in public life in his home city of Montgomery, and he plays an important part in the direction of the affairs of the Episcopal Church in the State. The purpose of the Federated Engineering Societies on the Auburn campus has been to bring into closer unity all the men in the engineering school. The various branches of professional engineering are all based on the same principles of mathematical analysis, and in a increasing degree technical men are realizing that they should organize themselves in a comprehensive society of applied scientists. The F. E. S., which now exists as a common meeting ground for the A. S. M. E., A. S. C. E., and A. I. E. E. at Auburn, lias been one of the (Continued on page 4) B€€ B€ARP Bee Fancier To Impersonate "Grandpap" With Swarm Of Bees As Beard The gentle art of impersonating "grandpap" with a swarm of live bees arranged as whiskers and the nonchalance with which one can really wear his hat with. 10,000 bees in the crown—if he really knows how—will be demonstrated here Wednesday morning in Comer Hall at 11 o'clock by E. R. Root of Medina, Ohio. With absolutely no danger to his audience, Mr. Root will not only perform such feats but will intersperse his ticklish demonstrations with timely observations on beekeeping, a subject in which he ranks at the top. Mr. Root is editor of "Gleanings in Beekeeping," nationally known bee journal, and is president of the A. I. Root Mrfg. Co. He is now making a tour of the South where his novel demonstrations and authentic information on bees is attracting large audiences. His father, A. I. Root, was a pioneer in American beekeeping. Prof. J. M. Robinson and Prof. F. E. Guyton of the zoology-entomology issued an invitation Friday to students, faculty, and townspeople to attend the unusual lecture and demonstration. Ag Fraternity Wins In National League Losing only one game in the series, Alpha Gamma Rho is the winner in the^National League of the Inter-fraternity baseball contests with a percentage of .900. Sigma Alpha Epsilon is leading in the American League although they have played only seven of the ten games required. Teams who have not completed their slate before May 3 will be eliminated from the tournament. The three play-off games between winning teams of each league must be played sometime between May 3 and May 10. Joe Sarver asks that all fraternities wishing to, enter the golf tourney to let him know immediately. Also, results of the tennis matches must be reported to him immediately upon completion. LARGE NUMBER EVENTS SLATED IN HORSE SHOW Over One Hundred Riders Will Take Part In 14th Annual Horse Show Here Sunday TWELVE CLASSES GIVEN Events Will Be Held On Field West Of Artillery Stables; Parking Space Be Provided Over one hundred riders will take part in Auburn's 14th annual horse show that will be held Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Twelve classes are scheduled for the show. All events will be held in the Military show ring, which is located west of the Artillery stables. Bleachers will be provided for spectators in the grove beside the ring. Parking space will be available for a limited number of cars along the edge of the ring. Students will be admitted by presenting their athletic books at the gate. Admission to others will be twenty-five cents to adults and fifteen cents to high school students. Due to shortage of entries, three and five gaited saddle classes have been combined. Post entries will be accepted until noon on Sunday. More entries are desired for the novice pony class. Captain W. J. Klepinger, director, hopes to bring out all ponies from Auburn, Opelika and vicinity. No entry fees are required for any of the classes of the show. Trophies will be awarded to all first place winners, and ribbons will be awarded to first, second and third place winners. Uniforms for all R. O. T. C. students will be grey shirts and leggins. Sophomore, junior and senior students in R. O. T."C. are eligible to enter the horsemanship and jumping classes. Women students and members of the Ladies Riding Class are entered in the jumping and horsemanship classes. Pair jumping will be made up of entries from riders in "these classes. The most interesting event of the afternoon should be the open jumping, which has entries from the military personnel at Auburn and outsiders, who will jump horses who have won places in the Fort Benning, Atlanta, and Pinehurst shows. Come-on, one of the best jumpers of the South, will be shown over the jumps by Col. Franke, and Helen Franke will jump Tiger Lily, owned by Col. Franke. Entries for the sophomore horsemanship class today had mounted to 24. They are Homer Allen, Aaron Baxter, Bill Butler, Red Bamberg, David Cox, Bill Ellis, Oliver Gowder, O. D. Gissendanner, Morris Hall, Claude Hardee, Doug Jarrard, Orbie (Continued on page 4) New Army Officers Begin Auburn Duty On First Of August Orders issued from army headquarters in Washington on April 22 transfer two captains to Auburn for duty with the R. O. T. C. unit beginning August 1. They are Captains Leslie E. Jacoby, FA, Fort Ethan Allen, Vt., and George R. Scithers, FA, Fort Bragg, N. C. They will replace Captains Harry L. Watts, FA, and J. V. Phelps, FA, who are completing a tour of duty here as assistant professors of military science and tactics. Their official assignments have not yet been received. A native of Ohio, Captain Jacoby was graduated from the U. S. Military Academy in 1918. He graduated from the Field Artillery Basic Course in 1920 and was raised to the rank of first lieutenant in 1923. He became a captain last year. Captain Scithers is a native of Missouri and graduated at Harvard University with the A. B. degree. He was commissioned in the army in 1921 and completed the Field Artillery Basic School course the following year.' He was awarded the rank of captain in 1985. DANCES BEGIN TODAY AS WEEKS AND BAND ARRIVE Coast And Geodetic Engineers Will Construct High Steel Tower In City Soon For Observation Purposes From the dizzy height of a 103- foot steel tower, soon to be erected on the Auburn campus in the center of Auburn, engineers of the Coast and Geodetic Survey will train their instruments on points 30 miles away. From the tower, which corresponds in height to a TO-story building, the engineers will locate the exact point where the north and south meridian traverses this section t>f the State. A concrete monument will be erected to permanently preserve its location. Using the most accurate instruments in existence, the engineers will also "measure the angles" to other locations established at Tuskegee", 15 miles southwest; Sand Hill, five miles southeast; the State Prison Camp, 10 miles south on the Tuskegee-Auburn highway; Botsford, five miles north; and a point northeast of Opelika, 13 miles away. Readings will also be recorded to other points ranging up to 30 miles. WIDE VARIETY OF COURSES WILL BE GIVEN IN SUMMER Staff Of 125 Professors Will Teach Courses In Summer Session Which Starts June 8 A staff of 125 professors will teach 350 courses at the 24th Summer Session at Auburn, under the direction of Dr. Zebulon Judd, which opens on Monday, June 8—exactly one week after the close of the regular session. A broad program of studies for both graduate and undergraduate students is reflected in the 350 courses. These courses are useable as- a basis for issuance, extension, renewal, or reinstatement of teachers' certificates, explained Dr. Judd. All courses carry degree credit and are designed particularly for teachers in service including elementary, junior and senior high school teachers as well as supervisors, principals', and superintendents. In addition there will be offered general culture courses including languages; literature; history; economics ; the physical, chemical and biological sciences; psychology; art; music; and physical training. / In line with the curriculum revision to take place in . Alabama public schools during the next three years, the Summer Session will offer a special group of courses by Dr. Frank C. Jenkins, Jackson, Miss., State director of Mississippi's curriculum program. Dr. Jenkins' courses will prepare Alabama teachers and school administrators for participation in the State (Continued on page 4) Callan Chosen Head Of State Engineers Professor John A. C. Callan, head of the Civil Engineering Department, •was appointed member of the newly created State Board of Registration for Professional Engineers and Land Surveyors by Governor Graves this week. Professor Callan will serve for five years. The board came into existance with the passage of an act of the present legislature in an effort to standardize the engineering and land surveying profession of Alabama. All. practicing engineers will re required to register with the board. The fee charged for a certificate to practice will be $25 for engineers and $5 for land surveyors. Professor Callan is well qualified for the position, having served as highway commissioner for the State of Alabama since teaching at Auburn. He has had a varied contact with the engineers of the State while serving as head of the Coast and Geodetic survey of Alabama. The observations from Auburn will be made as a part of the vast tri-angulation system now being worked out in Alabama by 150 employees of the Survey under the direction of Prof. John A. C. Callan, head professor of civil engineering. The exact spot where the tower is to be located was designated this week by Captain Jasper S. Bilby, of Washington, D. C, field locating engineer. Captain Bilby is temporarily located in Eufaula and has been with the Survey for 50 years. The temporary, double steel tower will be erected just north of the old State Chemistry Building, on East Magnolia Street, and 150 feet from Toomer's Corner. GRAVES APPOINTS JUDGE HARE NEW COLLEGE TRUSTEE Appointment By Gov. Graves < Of Judge Hare Meets With Widespread Approval Here Appointment by Governor Graves of Judge Francis W. Hare, of Monroe-vjlle, to the Board of Trustees, at Auburn, has met with widespread approval in the City of Auburn. High favorable expressions have been heard since the announcement was issued last Friday from the Governor's office. Judge Hare is now serving his sec ond six-year term as judge of the 26th Alabama Judicial Circuit which includes Monroe, Baldwin, Conecuh, and Escambia Counties. During his tenure of office he has been called upon to hold circuit court in every section of the State. After graduating at Auburn in 1898, Judge Hare received his law training at the University of Alabama. He began his practice of law at Monroeville in 1900, where he has been continuously since. Throughout the years Judge Hare has served Auburn in many ways. For several years he has been an active member of the executive committee of the. Auburn Alumni Association. Judge Hare's photograph was published in the 1929 Glomerata, student annual at Auburn, as one of the several outstanding Auburn men throughout the nation. Judge Hare, so his friends declare, is an ardent sportsman, finding recreation in both fishing and hunting in South Alabama. First Dance Of Senior Set To Begin This Afternoon In Gym At 4; Many Expected COMES FROM UNIVERSITY Students Attending University Dances Come Back High In Praise Of Weeks and Band Polo Squad To Play Atlanta Team Here The hard riding mallet swingers of Auburn will clash with the Governor's Horse Guards from Atlanta in their next polo combat this Saturday at 2:15 p. m. This will probably be the final match before the Tigers leave on their northbound trip which will pit them against Missouri, Illinois, and Ohio State. •The starting gong will probably find Bob Chandler, No. 1; Tom Bacon, No. 2; Capt. Boardman Ivey, No. 3; and Bill Dexter, No. 4. Bacon is the leading scorer of the-season to date and is expected to be a benef-cial factor in Saturday's tilt. Chandler has shown marked improvement over his early season form while Ivey can always be relied upon for a stellar performance. Dexter can also be counted on to do his share of work for the Tigers. NOTTCE ! All sophomores who intend to work on the Editorial Staff of the Plainsman as juniors next year come to an important meeting Sunday, 1:15 at the Student Hall. With Anson Weeks and his band arriving in Auburn today, the final dances get underway this afternoon in Alumni Gymnasium at 4 o'clock. Interest among students in the dances is increasing every day, and a record attendance is expected before the set ends Saturday night. C. W. Walter, George Quinney and several others from Auburn attended the dance Wednesday night at the University. They came back high in prase of Weeks and his orchestra. It is reported that he took the University by storm, with the largest and most successful final dances being held there since Jan Garber was there in 1931. A special surprise in the form of a female trio made a big hit at the University. With the featured vocalist, Kay St. Germain, Big Ben Gage, and the surprise trio, there are five vocalists to sing with the band. Many University students are planning to be in Auburn over the weekend for the final dances here. The dance tonight will get underway at 9 o'clock and continue until 1:30 in the morning. The Grand March, led by Jane Slack, escorted by John Rush, will begin at 11 o'clock. Three dances will be held Saturday, 11 to 1, 4 to 6 and 8:30 to 12 o'clock that night. The balcony will be opened to spectators for both night dances. The following is a list of girls whose acceptance cards have been received through noon yesterday. A number have been received since then, it is reported: Visiting Girls for Dances Spec Avant, Tuscaloosa; Barbara Beeland, Greenville; Margaret Bis-sell, Birmingham; Sue Boone, Marion; Dot Butler; Ft. Benning, Ga.; Jean Buxbaum, Albany, Ga.; Evelyn Chambers, Birmingham; Christine Chan-celloe, Columbus, Miss.; Martha Childress, Anniston; Gladys Clark, Chip-ley, Fla.; Frances Cooper, Montgomery; Charlotte Conger, Nashville, Tenn.; Evelyn Daniels, Columbus, Ga.; Barnette Dickens, Abbeville; Alice Allison, Montgomery; Laura Alliott, University; Frances Ethridge, Andalusia. (Continued on page 4) Final Exam Slate Is Given By Registrar • The official final examination schedule has been released by the registrar's office. Exams start May 15. Examinations in subjects which meet only once a week and lab courses which cannot reasonably conform to the schedule will be held at the last class meeting prior to May 14 unless otherwise officially scheduled. The examination for Physics Lab, 208 will be held Friday, May 8 at 7 p. m. All classes meeting from 3 to 4 Monday, Wednesday and Friday or Monday and Friday will have their exams at 1:30 p. m.f Thursday, May 14. Classes meeting from 8 to 4 on Tuesdays and Thursdays will be given exams Thursday evening, May 14, at 7:30 o'clock. Classes meeting MWF, MF, MTW, ThF, or MF will be given exams in the mornings beginning at 8:30 o'clock. Classes meeting on TThS, ThS, TTh, or TThS will be given exams in the afternoon beginning at 1:30 o'clock. Friday, May 15—classes from 8 to 8; Saturday—classes from 9 to 10; Monday—classes from 10 to 11; Tuesday— classes from 11 to 12; Wednesday— classes from 1 to 2; Thursday— classes from 4 to 5. Thursday afternoon, May 21, has been set aside for conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere. P A G E TWO T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 Styg Auburn jpiatugmau Published semi-weekly by the students of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates, $2.50 per year (68 issues), $1.50 per semester (29 issues). Entered as second class matter at the Post Office, Auburn, Alabama. ^ _ _ _ ^ « ^ — — — — w * • — ^ - Business and editorial offices at Auburn Printing Company, on West Magnolia Ave.« Editor may be reached after office hours* by calling 298. Doug Wallace Editor-in-Chief Herman L. Harris Business Manager 1935 Member • 1936 Fksocioted GoHe6iate Press Distributor of 0olle6iate Di6est EDITORIAL STAFF News Editors: Alvin Morland and Bobby Chesnutt. Sports Editor: Eugene Lee. Sports Assistants: Jack Todd, Bill Troup and Gerald Bilbro. Society Editor: Luella Botsf ord. Assistant Society Editors: Kay Sibert and Jeanette Sawyer. Contributors: Lee Balch and Floyd Barnard. Special Writers: Jack Steppe, C. W. Bell, Edwin Godbold. Reporters: Bob Johnston, Jack Morton, Lewis Thomas, James Buntin, Max Welden, and Howard Strong. Commentator Extraordinary: Hugh Cameron. BUSINESS STAFF Assistant Business Manager: Speedy Shannon. Advertising Managers: Billy Radney, Buck Darden. Advertising Assistant: Alvin Vogtle. Circulation Manager: George Perry. Assistant Circulation Manager: Clarence Pruet. Circulation Assistants: Jack Carr, Har-ey Sargent, Sam Teague, George Weaver, Bill Boyton, Page Walker. Business Manager's Office Hours: 3-4 Monday through Friday. Caps And Gowns Even though the senior class voted down caps and gowns for graduation, that doesn't necessarily mean that there is no more hope. In the first place hardly a third of the senior class was present. To get the entire class to vote might make some difference in the outcome. Such an event as will come off next month happens to every man once in a life time. It might as well be carried off in the right way instead of the slipshod method more or less common to the graduation parades here in the past. Pictures of Auburn graduations look more like a breadline than a group of college students about to receive their degrees. The present plans call for the graduation to be held Sunday evening at the President's Mansion instead of Monday morning at Langdon Hall. It is easy to imagine the impressive scene caps and gowns will make at this ceremony. Later in the evening when darkness comes, the flood lights of the mansion can be turned on, and that coupled with white caps and gowns will make a picture that will linger long in the memory of the seniors as well as their parents. It is hoped that the meeting last Monday night didn't settle the question for good. There is still a possibility if those behind the move have not lost their interest. Quarter System A month or so ago we made mention in these columns of the feasibility of adopting the quarter system here in preference to the semester system now being used. It seems as though we had been misinformed on the subject in more ways than one. To us at the time it appeared AS a very progressive move and one which had numerous advantages over the semester system. In our first and only editorial on the subject we said the quarter system had never been used at Auburn before. Quite to the contrary, we are informed, the quarter system was abandoned several years ago for the present system. In other words, then, the college has tried both systems and has found the semester system as the most efficient and practicable method of dividing the college year. At the time of writing we were under the impression that the quarter system was something new, especially for Auburn, and in view of this we voiced the opinion that a change in the systems used here might be for the good. From reliable sources we have learned that the proposed quarter "system has been used before and was found not to be as suitable for Auburn as the semester system. Responsibility For Cheating By R. W. STEELE On charges of cheating wholesale on examinations, thirty-three students of the University of North Carolina were recently expelled and fifty more were on trial. It seems from radio news reports that a cooperative cribbing organization got hold of questions and distributed them. It is significant that, in recent years student honor systems have broken down. It would seem, though the conclusion is not absolute, that ideals of personal honor among college students have slumped considerably. Auburn is not entirely guiltless. Cases of cheating are occasionally brought to trial. It behooves honest or ambitious men and women to pay whole price of learning, of acquiring college education. Timid, or negligent enforcement breeds dishonesty and disrespect for the institution allowing it. The members of this society should do whatever possible and feasible individually and as honor society to inculcate and encourage honesty in all college work and discountenance so far as possible all forms of cheating and all practices which lower standards of scholarship or honesty. Scholarship without honesty is unthinkable, impossible. • A 220-pound Montana State footballer lost 19 pounds in ten days when the coach decided he was overweight for spring practice. Letters To The Editor FRATERNITY "BRAIN TRUST" Editor, The Plainsman, Dear Sir: An amendment to the constitution was recently passed by the Interf raternity Council forbidding fraternities to hold, public initiation. It appears to the writer that several of the so called pieces of legislation recently passed by this august body have had their genesis in an almost perfect vacuum. No doubt the learned "brain trusters" think that they can lift the ideals of us lowly country boys by such glorious crusading. No such luck. I still think its fun to watch the "A" Club initiation. There is nothing that can keep me from remembering with pleasure the things that I had to do my freshman year. I believe that we all enjoyed our freshman year and I don't believe that there is a single boy in Auburn with a drop of male blood, in him who didn't. Let. us suppose for a moment that this amendment is a superb piece of statecraft. We then wonder why this regime does not put something into its constitution rectifying the conditions in other and more neglected fields. Such things remind us of the state legislature. Some evidently believe that it is a fine ruling just because it was advocated by the national council. Auburn has always had the reputation of being independent in all matters and of being able to think for itself. Doesn't it seem foolish to you to follow the tail of the sheep ahead and jump the fence as someone else cracks the whip? Perhaps the "fraternity fathers" have, made these regulations so that we might not lower the prestige of the school by demonstrations unworthy of college students. If so, let them be reminded that independent thought and action is half the attraction and color of college life. J. F. VINCENT. » Editor, The Plainsman, Dear Sir: As a member of the Senior Class, I would like to comment on the class meeting of last Monday. The matter of white caps and gowns was put before us. In the minds of the more progressive Seniors this would be one of the most advanced steps this school has taken in quite some time. It would lend color and dignity to an occasion that demands it. Caps and gowns originated in and symbolizes higher education. Should Auburn be backward in what ought to be the most important event in our college career? Our parents are to be considered in this matter. To see their sons and daughters graduate from college is anticipated with great pride by every parent. It is their reward for the sacrifices and hard work that they have taken upon themselves to put us through. Many of them travel great distances to witness this occision. We owe it to them to make it as impressive as possible. The arguments against this movement are selfish and ridiculous. One of the main howls is. that of the cost. Most of the students in loud opposition have spent more than $2.75 on whiskey during a set of dances. They don't want to give up that money with which they had planned to throw a big drunk at the end of school. Another argument is that since the previous graduations have been held in civilian clothes, why shouldn't we? (Now, there's the progressive attitude of college youth: What's good enough for pap is good enough for me!) Another sentiment is: "I don't care that much about graduating." Truly, the real Auburn spirit of a certain element. "Dooly" Gilchrist exposed his true self, or did he? Certainly, the former president of the Interfraternity Council couldn't have said suchx things while in his right mind, if any. And such grammar 1 "We ain't never been no students, and you can't make students out of us by putting caps and gowns on us." No doubt "Auburn's done too many sissy things this year and there ain't no sense doing any more." Far more brilliant men than Herr Dooley (if there be any such) have received their degrees in caps and gowns. They can't all be sissies. I'll bet D. Gilchrist didn't think he was a sissy when he led the Interfraternity Council Ball. He might recall that he is the one who arranged'the social calendar and it wasn't he who inaugurated the idea of reducing the number of social functions for next year and that his Adonis-like countenance was a familiar sight at most of the social doings. I believe it was "Stinky" Pugh who made that dirty crack about "graft." It might interest him and other mud-slingers to know that had there been any graft involved the price announced would have been 25 cents higher as was suggested by a representative of a certain firm. , Dr. Duncan and Mr. Davis have the.price lists of all the firms. All the companies contacted suggested furnishing all the class officers' free of charge. If that's graft, then go ahead, you dirty mud-slingers, and do your worst. • -It is a pity that the civic-minded students must submit to the wishes of the ignorant. The meeting last Monday night can hardly be called a representative one. Hardly over a hundred seniors were • present, and the margin of votes against caps and gowns was less than fifteen. . Those who are interested in having caps and gowns can get up a petition to have a written ballot vote on the subject and thus get a more representative vote. Respectfully yours, JOHN O.RUSH. This Collegiate World (By Associated Collegiate Press) They have experts on apples, out there at the University of Washington where the Yakimas and the Wenatchees come from— so what they have to say about the business of apple polishing ought to be worth listening to. The student paper set out to find just what amount of apple-polishing existed on the campus. They found there was much less of it going on than popularly supposed. Most of the professors interviewed agreed that there wasn't much of it. One even said that "Many times studeiits don't come to s%e their instructors when they should just because they feel they will be suspected of working for a grade." One woman professor did have a "gripe" in this connection. Said she, "We don't like to have all the brothers and sisters from a fraternity or sorority come down and try to high pressure us into giving a student a higher grade so he or she can be initiated." * * * * Governor Alf Landon is not the only Kansas male winning renown for his sense of economy. Take the males at the University of Kansas for example. The men's council there has just issued a firm resolution requesting the girls of the campus to share evenly in the evening's expenses while dating men. They have even gone so far as to formally request the cafe owners of the town to issue separate dinner checks for the women. "Do not have a false sense of chivalry" the University men were advised by the council. • * * * Spring a note of faint hope for Greek letter men: Out in the University of Washington, they are looking into the possibility of the administration withholding academic credits from those students who owe bills to their fraternities. Quotable Quotes (By Associated Collegiate Press) "This is to inform you that the League of Yellow Journalists has elected you Honorary President stop." So ran a telegram sent last week to William Randolph Hearst by a group of Harvard scriveners organized to exploit patriotism and instigate foreign wars. "The world as you know it does not provide a place for you, you are in the dilemma of changing the world without any power." Mrs. Grace Overton has a word of encouragement for 400 Youth Conference delegates. "My ideal of a liberal arts college is one that insists on a complete symmetrical knowledge of the fundamental laws of all nature, a comprehensive survey of the best in all literature, and a general acquaintance with the great principles that should regulate all human conduct." Ezra Brainerd, one time president of Middlebury College sets forth the school's guiding principles, unchanged since 1809. "No nation can face the future with confidence when 5,000,000 of its younger citizens are forced to loaf, to loiter or to roam." Dean J. B. Edmondson of the University of Michigan points to a problem which he calls more serious than unemployment. Dressing For The Dances By S. QUIRE There are two things which must be accomplished before any one will be able to -dress suitably for the Final Dances. The first is to swear, rant, and rave until you convince that useless nimcompoop you room with that he won't have a good time at the dances so he might as well not go and let you wear his clothes. The other is to rush down to the Ideal along about dinner time Friday and get back that laundry you should have sent in Monday and forgot to make-up until nearly eleven o'clock Wednesday. For greeting that job when she arrives nothing is quite so good as those last summer linens and a dark coat which can be found in any roommate's closet. If you aren't careful you are going to have to wear this outfit sooner or later anyway so you might as well get it over with. Wear that new blue tie, cause by the time you have to wear it again Saturday afternoon she will have forgotten it. It is suggested-that one not dress too early cause she's going to wind up getting in on the eight o'clock train even if she is due here at 12:45. Don't worry your pretty little head about what to wear to the dance Friday afternoon cause there won't be anybody there but C. Whitty and the band and the band won't have sobered up from playing at the University and C. Whitty don't matter. Friday night is the time to put on the dog and really do some fancy shining up. There are about six or seven new suits in town and maybe you can borrow one of them. I'll give you a little hint about where to find them. Blake Campbell has one that should fit you—you helped to pay for it. Dooley Gilchrist has one that he paid $35.00 for cause he was too tight to pay two dollars and six bits for caps and gowns to graduate in. (that's economy). 01' Boy Holmberg has a new Grey Gab job that he's had for months and hasn't been able to get a date so he could wear it. Maybe you can beat him out of it. A couple or six of the "boys at the house" might pitch in and fill up that new job of Percy Riley's. Grey is supposed to be popular this season, but it is suggested to you boys hoping to graduate that a little brown won't hurt. One more drink and you will have intestinal fortitude enough to wear that tie you thought of getting off of roomy. A rat and a bottle of polish will get those white shoes back in shape after being tromped on all afternoon. Saturday morning is a problem. Due to the influence of Bill Milam, Eddie Forbes and so forth most anything will do. It is suggested that you reach in to the closet and get all the coats and pile them in the center of the room. If you have been able to open your eyes blindfold yourself and grab one then reach into the closet and get the first pair of pants you lay hands on. If you can get within three and one-half feet of the shirt you wore last night it will be all right to wear it. An ensemble is the thing for Saturday afternoon. Light and dark either coat or pants will be quite the thing. The limit is tux pants and linen coats. The loudest tie possible and the old reliable white shoes will complete the picture. She ought to pay a little attention anyway. It is suggested that each boy attending the dances —if he wants to dance at all—equip himself with a pair of dark glasses cause that sun does shine in those windows in the late afternoon. Saturday night—last dance, everybody tired but happy, buffet suppers, and so on and so forth. You'd best be looking good cause that boy from her home town who had that date with her this afternoon didn't waste any time. This old "remember when" stuff always goes over good. A suit is indicated as the proper attire. You've already worn it once or twice, but what the hell she'll be looking at it all summer anyway. Besides, what with this brew drinking weather and all, Toomy has probably decided that he can't afford to miss hearing Anson Weeks. He is right he can't afford to, especially if you have your eyes on it and will probably spill 'er 'er Coca Cola on it. Yeah, you dope, Coca-Cola— you've got to have a chaser. Well, I don't care if you wear the clothes I'm suggesting or not. I just thought it would be a good idea to give you uncouth so and sos an idea of what to do. If this doesn't help see Godbold—he knows all about everything. Guinea Pigs And Counterfeits By C. W. BELL What makes a woman age more quickly than anything else? It is certainly not her hair, even if it's graying. It is the condition of her skin. Therefore the skin gets the major part of the beauty expenditure. An . official Cosmetologist's Association made an investigation several years ago and obtained the following facts. The average lady spends at least $307 per year on her beauty treatment, $77 to hair, $19.50 to manicures, $39 to lipstick, rouge and eyebrow plucks and dyes. The remaining $171.50, much more than was devoted to care of the skin. This includes an allowance for 1 facial a week, at $2.50 each, 4 jars of cleansing cream, tissue creams and -astringents, 3 jars each of skin food and muscle oil and 3 boxes of face powder. Many pay even as high as $25 to $200 for a small jar of imported cream, which is supposed to have magic powers of rejuvenation, and face lifted at $1,000 per lift. In one year American women put on their skins 52,500 tons of cleansing cream, 26,- 250 tons of skin lotions, 19,109 tons cf complexion soap, 17,500 tons of nourishing creams, and 2,375 tons of rouge. (That's even enough to make beauty queens out of all the men.) A widely used class of cosmetic preparations is creams. All creams may be divided into one of four subdivisions: first, the cold creams essentially composed of almond oil, lanolin, spermaceti, and beeswax in combination with other ingredients; second, cleansing creams which are chiefly para-fin, mineral oil or other similar oils with perfume and color added; third, the vanishing creams which are a kind of soap in reality; fourth, tissue-building or nourishing creams consisting chiefly of the wool of sheep and lard or vegetable oils. The commonly accepted idea that the skin needs at least three or four different creams is a unique sales scheme. But you know, money has to be made to circulate by some method. Cold cream is generally a safe product to use and in reality it is the only cream that should be applied to the skin. Its cost to the manufacturer is very low comparative to what the public has to pay for it. The average retail price per pound should be about sixty cents and the theatrical variety may now be purchased in some places at this price. The chief function of cold cream is that of lubrication in order to prevent roughness and chapping. The cleansing creams have as their chief ingredient mineral oil. They spread easily on the face and melt at body temperature. Of course the face should be cleansed with soap and water, but if for some reason nature's method cannot be used the cleansing creams may be substituted without a great deal of danger. Creams which are perfumed with Oil of Bitter Almond should never be used for it may prove very irritating to the skin. Vanishing creams are drying in effect. Since they consist chiefly of soaps, the use of such creams on the face under powder is equivalent to leaving toilet soap ion the face after washing. Women who have oily skin will probably find that vanishing cream produces no ill effects, but the use of it is not to be recommended by "anyone. There is no such thing in the opinion of skin experts as "feeding the skin." Tissue creams, therefore, should not be allowed on the market. Their main ingredient is lanolin which is an excellent lubricant but it is of no value in feeding or nourishing the skin. Have you ever examined the claims made for Pepsodent's Junis Facial Cream? "Science has discovered a new principle in skin care . . . . Skin contains a natural softening substance which makes it fresh, alluring— glamorous. The scientist got some of this natural substance in pure form (what scientist?). He put it into the finest facial cream he could develop. Women tried it and their skins grew clearer, more transparent. Age lines melted into the soft curves of youth. Skin began to stir with life. The natural skin-softening substance put into Junis Cream the scientist named Sebisol. Sebisol is our name for this part of the chemical substance of your own skin. It is essential to every living cell. It is so rare (what, no living cells?) we searched throughout the world for a sufficient supply." The above quotation from page 55 of Kallet's, Counterfeit shows how outrageous some of the claims for various products are. If one percent of the above claim were true it would be one of the greatest cosmetics ever developed in the history of the cosmetic industry. Sebisol's discovery would be hailed as the "king of all women." Recently very much ballyhoo has been heard about the claims made for so-called rejuvenating creams or creams treated with ultra violet rays. Until more is known about such creams, the wise lady will stick to the safe, reliable lanolin cream. Dr. Cramp of the American Medical Association points out: "Whether or not such hormones in creams are present in the cosmetic is a matter of indifference, for there is not the slightest scientific evidence to show that even if they were present, they would have the slightest effect in 'rejuvenating' the skin. Such products are the ultimate in cosmetic quackery." Vita-Ray Vitamin Cream and Barbara Gould Creams are •two examples of such creams. Now for an examination of a few well-known creams: One product, Italian Balm, advertizes the fact that it contains an unusual amount of glycerine. Some experts on Thunderations By Gum EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal comment, and is not to be read as an expression of our editorial policy. * * * * THE Shoesalesman, who went over to Tuscaloosa Wednesday night to hear Anson Weeks reports that not only has he the charming Kay St. Germain, but also about any number of other girls. Three, I think, and enough entertainment to keep going for a week or more. Being here for only two nights, I'm afraid will sort of cramp the man's style. * *• * # There is going to be a bit of a cramp on a Saturday night, I hear. The Palatial Thomas will be becluttered with the Methodists, the B'ham Sou. baseballers, thereby leaving nothing for the orchestra to do but sleep in the woods. I'll offer my extra bed to the piano player if he so wishes. I always did like piano players, anyway, since I learned one time to play Shubert's Serenade on one of the things. But something should be done about the matter. Instead of some of the fraternities giving houseparties for the visiting girls one should be given for the visiting orchestra. * *• * * C. W. Witty's dance over in Harlem in competition to the dance given by the Social Committee, as reported in Wednesday's issue of the paper had been called off on account of there ain't enough niggers in the woodpile. No woodpile, no dances, or expenses couldn't be met. * * * * Since there ain't going to be no dance across the rail road tracks, I'll have to attend the shoesalesman's dances. According to him, Kay St. Germain is prettier than my candy-headed girl, or even a strawberry blond without the freckles. I couldn't go that far, because there ain't nothing— no, not nothing—as pretty as a sun-set headed girl, even with the freckles. * * * * Anson Weeks is one of those "gliding" music-making outfits. Music, you know, that makes you shut your eyes, hold your breath, and makes you want to have in your clutches one of those gals with corn colored curls, trim turned ankles and comes to a perfect three-point landing. With such a line-up as Kay St. Germain, Big Big Gage, and Frank Saputo we will be able to glide around and around (Where we will come out, nobody knows.) even better than we did .with Joe Sanders or Kay Kyser. He is one of those old timers, like Sanders, Weems, and Lombardo who are good to the last drop. His theme song is as winning as the smile of, what's her name? Oh yeah, Molly Brasfield. Imagine me forgetting that name. cosmetics claim that glycerine is actually harmful to the skin; its hygroscopic property tends to take moisture from the skin and therefore dry the skin. Italian Balm also contains phenol or in plain language, carbolic acid. Since carbolic acid is not even satisfactory as an antiseptic it is obvious that it would be very unsatisfactory for daily application on the skin. Another authority, Witthaus, says, "Carbolic acid is absorbed from all surfaces, including the unbroken skin. . . . Dilute solutions of carbolic acid maintained in contact with the skin causes systemic effects by absorption of the poison, and also local effects referable to necrosis of the tissue through its coagulating action, burning and prickling sensations, pain, erthematous or papular exanthems (red, or pimply eruptions), brown discoloration, pa'rchmentizing, anesthesia and final dry gangrene, extending into the deeper tissues." (Quoted from Skin Deep). Gouraud's Oriental Cream is reported by chemists as containing approximately one-half ounce of calomel suspended in a short half-pint of water. The calomel in a bottle of this substance can be purchased at retail for about 6 cents; why pay 92 cents for a half-pint of water? H. M. Cleansing cream is reported as containing 8.6 per cent of salicylic acid. Hinds Honey and Almond Cream according -to Connecticut chemists is' "essentially an emulsion containing 7.28 percent alcohol, 5.79 percent glycerine, 5.98 percent partly saponified beeswax, and 1.49 percent of crystallized borax scented with oil of bitter almond." LaSage Complexion Treatment when analyzed was found to consist essentially of a weak solution of ordinary soda and borax, with a little phenolphthalein as a coloring agent. Cooper's Complexion Beautifier was reported by chemists of the New Hampshire State Board of Health as containing or being chiefly a suspension of bismuth sub-carbonate and lime carbonate with a trace of alcohol. SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N •>• A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE P A G E T H R EE FROSH HURLERS WILL ENGAGE LANIER HIGH IN MONTGOMERY T e am H a s Been Showing Up Well Despite Fact They Have Had Little Practice This Year; Noted Improvement Seen In Rookie Club And Win Expected Over Lanier High Team After having, suffered a defeat from the hand of Ramsay High school of Birmingham, the frosh baseballers will travel to Montgomery to engage in a game with Sidney Lanier High School to be played in Crampton Bowl. The loss of the game to Ramsay can probably be attributed to the fact that the rookies had had little or no practise together and the outstanding players had not, at that time, been chosen. However, the-frosh have since been playing practise games with the varsity and, as a whole, the team should show a remarkable improvement in their next game. From among the seventy-odd men who have reported out for the Frosh nine, Coach Ralph Jordan will take about twelve down to Montgomery to engage Lanier at Crampton Bowl. The probable starting line-up for the Tiger Rats is, Thomas c, Swindle p, Morgan lb, Threadgill or Grady 2b, Grisham ss, O'Reilly 3b, and the outfield will be chosen from Harrison, Howell, Berthan, Martin, Swanner, and Cooper. Lanier is reported to have a good team which should make the game prove to be a hard-fought one. Future games for Freshman baseball nine are being arranged with the high schools of Alexander City, Roanoke, Phenix City, Columbus, Columbus Industrial, and a return game with Sidney Lanier. PATTON'S PAINT Use SUN-PROOF and be sura of lower costs. Pittsburgh Field-tests SUN-PROOF on proving grounds where climate is se- "vere. We know it lasts 1 to 3 years longer, covers 25% more surface, than poor paints. A Pittsburg Paint Product Auburnlce&Coal Company PHONE 239-J INTERFRAT BASEBALL STANDINGS NATIONAL LEAGUE Team4 Won Lost AGR- ? 1 APsi 7 DSP PKA TKN BK _ PKT KS _ TUO fcSP - PKP SAE . KA 2 SPE LXA TX _ SN _.. Fac.. ATO PDT SX - ALT 2 3 2 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 AMERICAN LEAGUE 6 4 5 3 4 4 4 3 3 3 0 Pet. .900. .777 .700 .600 .500 .428 .400 .333 .200 .000 .000 .714 .666 .625 .600 .571 .500 .500 .428 .428 .428 .000 Gliding Takes Place As Collegiate Sport (ACP)—Gliding is beginning to come into its own as an American college sport. With the advent of Spring, campus enthusiasts all over the country are dusting off their motorless planes preparatory to looking up an enterprising air current. Kent State pilots, who banded together in 1933 and built the world's largest glider, a two-seater with a wing-spread of 47 feet, are hoping to get confirmation of an unofficial world record. On one of its 1935 flights, the ship climbed from a standing start to 1700 feet in one minute and one second, carrying two mn. The Kent club's glider has made 1,00.0 flights without an accident. An ambitious endurance flight program is being planned by Washington State glider experts. They want to keep a ship in the air so long the pilot will have to be refueled—with coffee and sandwiches! The University of Wisconsin goes the field one better with its glider school—a one-man enterprise owned and operated by Robert M. Lee, freshman engineering student, who's paying part of his tuition with the proceeds. Lee soloed at 15, and had earned a department of commerce license by the time he was 17. Flowers for all Occasions' KING'S NURSERY Phone 695-J—Opelika P h o n e 134-R—Auburn Reserve Your Bound Complete 1935-36 Plainsman File Now! There will be a limited number of complete Files bound at the end of the year. Price $2-50 Place Your Order NOW So That a File May Be Reserved for You Leave Your Order At The Plainsman Office East Magnolia Y.M.C.A. Freshman Tennis Tournament Bracket Joe Burleson — L. O. We*tbrook C. C. Tisdale 1 Bye f Tisdale V :}• -}• I s Hodges —1 Bob McClure | Orrin Randolph - Allen Lamar Bye Billy McGehee Homer Vernon Howard Strong — Bye Jame: Bye L. C. Picard -1 Edwin Ledbetter J :}- }.- }• Earnest Miller — I L H. Pitts J " George Knight — Bye - James Hastie Albert Price - Jerry Kuderna — S. T. Memory Herbert Hatley - Bye Earnest | R. Joseph Gay Bye Sam Teague, Arthur Coopei Vernon Childress I Bye — J SPORTS CHATTER iBy EUGENE LEE== FIRST IN IS YEARS Saturday Auburn went down in defeat to Georgia for the first time in fifteen years. It also marked the fourth loss an Auburn track and field team has experienced in 15 years of dual meets under the direction of Coach Wilbur Hutsell. Although, the los§ spoiled the Tiger's remarkable record, it must not have been such a blow to the popular track mentor. Assistant tutor of the Bulldog team was none other than Weems Baskin, world record performer and protege of Coach Hutsell. It must have been with a great deal of pride to take his first defeat from the Bulldogs who were coached by such a brilliant pupil. Tomorrow the team meets Birmingham-Southern. . Better showing should be made as soon as some of the injured members are in better condition to perform. A, GREAT TEAM Collegiate polo business in the South would be a forgotten sport if it wasn't for the team at Auburn. Not only does Auburn have the only team, but SCHOLASTIC AVERAGES OF UNDERGRADUATE GROUPS Group Name Sem. 1935-36 Sem. 1934-35 Average Average Phi Kappa Tau — 83.85 87.78 Chi Omega* 81.78 . 85.86 Alpha Tau Omega 81.37 82.18 Senior Class 81.30 81.51 Sigma Pi ------ 80.98 76.35 Sigma Phi Epsilon . . . ^— 80.96 82.15 Kappa Delta* 80.87 80.28 Theta Upsilon* 80.47 Epsilon Mu Epsilon 80.10 82.24 All Sorority _____ — — - — — — 79-74 81.27 Pi Kappa Alpha — 79.47 78.24 Independent Women — — 78.96 80.09 All Women — - 78.60 79.77 Junior CI... —•- 78.59 78.17 Sigma Alpha Epsilon -— 78.57 77.76 Kappa Alpha _-'__— 78.57 73.86 Sigma Chi - 78.49 77.63 Alpha Gamma Rho 78.36 79.64 Pi Kappa Phi .— ' 78.35 76.69 Sigma Nu 78.28 77.63 Fraternitie. and Sororitie. 78.19 78.74 Lambda Chi Alpha 78.13 73.76 AH Fraternity 78.06 78.51 Theta Upsilon Omega 78.04 78.64 Independent Men and Women 77.88 " 78.35 AH College 77.70 77.90 Independent Men - 77.68 77.95 All Sorority and Pledge. _ — 77.62 79.06 All Men - 77.57 77.57 Phi Delta Theta - 77.48 81.30 FraU, Sororitie. and Pledge. 77.48 77.35 All Fraternitie. and Pledge. 77.40 77.16 - Alpha Lambda Tau 77.07 "80.66 Delta Sigma Phi __ 76.57 79.81 Fraternity Pledge. 76.49 75.40 Fraternity and Sorority Pledge. 76.42 75.63 Sophomore C I . . . - -— 76.31 76.06 Freshman CI... — - 76.08 76.21 Theta Kappa Nu 76.83 72.53 . Sorority Pledge. 75.82 ' 77.26 Alpha Psi 75.03 75.16 Phi Omega Pi* — 74.92 76,57 ^ Kappa Sigma 74.67 ' 76.60 Theta Chi _ . . 74.11 7-5.68 Beta Kappa - — 70.80 * 82.79 •Sorority the local team could lay claim to national honors after the way the mallet swingers conquered the University of Illinois and the University of Missouri. Although the scorers have come in for the majority of credit for the sensational victories to date, Captain W. J. Klepinger has two of the best defensive players that have appeared here in Bob Chandler and Bill Dexter. C. Witty Walter, John Rush and Paul Hicks deserve a lot of credit for their work as reserves. B. N. Ivey and Tom Bacon have been the offensive guns for the team. Bacon is receiving his first year's experience as first string player and has proven to be a hard rider and threat at any time when in "position to score. Ivey is a veteran player and the guiding genius of the team. * * * A REMARKABLE RECORD Last week Mutt Morris reached the peak of a goal that is sought by all pitchers—a no-hit, no-run game. The big hurler accomplished the win over a team that is no set-up. for any college team and as a result it was really a remarkable piece of work. Morris is a credit to Auburn, for he is not only popular with all students who know- him but has been outstanding in all forms of athletics he has participated in while here. He was captain of the football team, is alternate-captain of the baseball team and was awarded the cup recently by Forman Rogers to Auburn's outstanding athlete. It is athletes like Morris that keep sports on the pedestal it now occupies. Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe Down to HOWARD'S we must go To get some curtains for our den Then t'will look like new again. AUBURN TRACKMEN FAVORED TO WIN OVER PANTHERS SATURDAY Cindermen Reported In Better S h a p e This Week After Contest With Bulldogs; Meet To Be Held On Drake Field Tomorrow Afternoon At 2 O'Clock; Karam And Lawrence Will Run Reported to be in better shape physically than they were at the time of their meet with Georgia, the Auburn tracksters are favored to emerge victorious over Birmingham-Southern in the meet here this Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock. The return of "Rabbit" Karam and Charlie Lawrence, ace dash men, will strengthen the Tigers considerably, Three Meetings Will Be Attended By Prof Dean Frederic Child Biggin, of the Auburn school of architecture and allied arts, will attend three professional meetings held in Virginia during the month of May. He will leave Auburn on May 2, going first to Richmond for the annual meeting of the Association of Collegiate Schools of Architecture. Next he will attend the. annual gathering of delegates to the American Institute of Architects at Williamsburg; and, finally, he will attend the meeting of the National Council of Architects' Registration Boards at Old Point Comfort. He will return to Auburn on May 10. Dr. Robert Maynard Hutchins of the University of Chicago has been awarded the gold medal of the Holland Society of New York for "distinguished . service in the field of education." Brown University has eliminated mid-year examinations and semester grades in full-year courses. Both men have been withheld from hard competition because of pulled muscles suffered in practice sessions. However, Coach Hutsell will not use either man unless he is absolutely certain that they are in topnotch physical shape, because of the impending Southeastern Conference meet with Florida on May 2. The Southern baseball team will be in Auburn at the same time as the track team and this will strengthen the Panther runners a great deal because of the fact that two outstanding cindermen are members of the nine. Sanford Enslen, who plays in the outfield, is a 10-second 100 yard dash man, and Bryce McKay, another gardenman, will also don a track uniform for Southern. The Plainsmen showed up very well against the Georgia Bulldogs as they broke even 36-36 in the track events and only lost the meet because of the weaknesses in the field events. On the other hand, the Birmingham- Southern team has not turned in any outstanding performances to date and should not prove too great a threat to the Tigers. Auburn Lodge No. 76 A. F. & A. M. Announces I t s Meetings Every Second and Fourth Mondays 7:30 P. M. Rytex HYLITED AND ENGRAVEb WEDDING STATIONERY VISITING CARDS INFORMALS PLACE CARDS SOCIAL STATIONERY SYMPATHY ANNOUNCEMENTS BUSINESS CARDS BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENTS * Burton's Bookstore Be Sure To See The New Line HAGEDORN'S DEPARTMENT STORE DRY GOODS LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR LADIES' AND CHILDRENS' SHOES DRAPERIES — CURTAINS — CARPETS A Most Complete Gents' Furnishing Department Opelika, Alabama Something new for summer breakfast '* youR tCf*5 Coca-Cola Bottling Co. Opelika Phone 70 P A G E FOUR T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N -.- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 LARGE NUMBER EVENTS SLATED IN HORSE SHOW (Continued from page 1) Johnson, Albion Knight, Dock Lloyd, Bob Mayo, Bob Martin, Lewis Mc- Curdy, Ralph O'Gwynne, Thurman Ross, Dan Smith, James Thomas, J . D. Williams, Norman Whitten, and Gene Yarbrough. Tom Bacon, Marshall Brawner, James Brennan, Swift Burton, Joe -Dennis, Thurman Irving, Elmer Jones, Bruce Johnson, Armand Mayville, Julian Phillips, Bill Stafford and Stanley Worsham are entered in the junior jumping class. The "B" squad of the polo team has Nook Childress, Upton Cleary, Ernest Floyd, Claude Hardee, Miller Herren, Spec Kitchens, Don Meador, Bob McNulty, Sue Powell, George Rush Wilbur Tinsley, and Billy Warren in the polo stake race. Members of the "A" squad entered for the polo bending race are John Rush, Nettles Ivey, Howard Clark, Bob Hurd, Paul Hicks, George Hardie, De Witt Yost, Bob Chandler, Swift Burton, C. Witty Walter, Marshall Brawner, Tom Bacon, and Bill Dexter. In the three and five gaited saddle horse class are W. S. Hewitt, Frances Wilson, Eleanor Home, and John Wesley. Ladies horsemanship Class has Pattie Phelps, Mary Lydia Williamson, Martha Bradford, Betty Sho-walter, Cora Lipscomb, Doris Hill, Jane Dickson, Louise Schubert, Jane Slack, Babs Thomas, Jean Mitcham, Josephine Duncan, Martha Watson, Helen Tigner, Elizabeth Allison, Mary Olive Thomas, Helen Maulsby, Marie Sewell, Mary Almquist, Winifred Hill, and Frances Wilson entered. For the jumping events Mary Olive Thomas, Ruth Lowe, Louise Schubert, Pattie Phelph, Marie Sewell, Jane Bradford, Eleanor Home, Mary Almquist, Helen Tigner, Jane Slack, Martha Watson, Jean Mitcham, Jane Dickson, and Frances Wilson are entered for the ladies jumping class. In the senior jumping class are Gordon McKinney, Dooley Gilchrist, Nettles Ivey, Henry Renfro, Red Ellen- OPELIKA . THEATRE * Friday, April 24 MAE WEST IN "KLONDIKE ANNIE" WITH Victor McLaglen Saturday, April 25 GEORGE O'BRIEN IN "THUNDER MOUNTAIN" u 99 U L Owl Show YOU MAY BE NEXT WITH Ann Sothern Lloyd Nolan Douglas Dumbrille Sunday, April 26 THE FARMER TAKES A WIFE" WITH FRED STONE JEAN PARKER Monday & Tuesday, April 27 and 28 ALJOLSON IN "THE SINGING KID" WITH Sybil Jason, Yacht Club Boys, Cab Calloway and Band, Edward Everett Horton And Lots of Others Carolina Co-eds Hit At The Opposite Sex CHAPEL HILL, N. C.—(ACP) Ben Neville, enterprising student at the University of North Carolina here recently set out to discover just what college women think of college men. He found out, too: "College men are the most selfish and egotistical creatures on earth 1" screamed the questioned co-eds. "They get drunk too much, they lack respect for girls and older people, they have no sense of responsibility for their social obligations." Their table manners are "lousy", and they t ry to brag about their dates to fraternity brothers. They are rude, insincere, disrespectful, inconsiderate, impolite, discourteous. "The thing that gets in my hair most," declared a Syracuse University girl, "is when boys won't stand when a girl enters the room; and I could scream when my partner keeps bumping into other couples on a dance floor. I hate unnecessary profanity, and I don't like loudness in a boy, either." In short, there's nothing much that's good about the American male as he is found in college. From the University of Indiana comes the opinion that "the most common failing of college boys occurs in fraternity houses after dates. There each boy openly and rudely classifies each girl. Sometimes a girl doesn't have a chance to live down a reputation after a boy has branded her." There is still hope, however. A market does exist for the campus Romeo— providing he's remodeled. A sense of humor, ruggedness of feature rather than good looks, ability to know when he's had enough to drink, a little athletic ability, and above all consideration and politeness are components of The Ideal, co-eds agree. Auburn Student Gets Job With University Arthur C. Weid, senior in electrical engineering at Auburn has been appointed graduate assistant in physics at the University of New York. Weid entered college here in 1932 and will receive his degree in electrical engineering May 25. As a student he has ranked among the highest of his class. In addition to his studies, he has served as "student assistant in the Auburn department of physics. His home is in New York City. burg, Gene Forte, Morris Pelham, Selman Johnson, Walter Thomas, Bill Dexter, Harry Hooper, John Rush, Bill Blackwell, Ferrel Bowen, and De Owen Nichols. The pair jumping entries will consist of Eleanor Home, Eldred Exley, Jean Mitcham, H. D. Smith, Jane Dickson, Nettles Ivey, Helen Tigner, Paul Hicks, Martha Jane Bradford, Charlie Adams, Jane Slack, Tom Bacon, Francis Wilson, and Bruce. Johnson. In the - open jumping class are Captain .K. L. Johnson, Lt. Col. 6. H. Franke, Captain J. L. McKinnon, Miss Helen Franke, and Captain J. V. Phelps. Sophomores entered in the musical chair class are C. S. Chisolm, John Pollard, Travis Vernon, Lester Ant-ley, Torrance Russell, Osmo Smith, H. M. Kroll, M. J. McGehee, G. Black, A. Ezzell, L. G. Goldberg, M. Stud-dard, J. R. Sivell, and J. 0. Morris. Young riders who have entered ponies are Lan Lipscomb, Jr., Fred Keller, George Pierce, and Jude Robinson, Jr. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. Tiger Theatre "Showplace of East Alabama" Auburn, Alabama SATURDAY, APRIL 25 "TRANSATLANTIC TUNNEL" with Richard Diz, Leslie Banks, Madge Evans, Helen Vinson, C. Aubry Smith, Basil Sydny. Added:—Novelty, "It Can't Be Done"; Cartoon, "Blowout". • ••••••mamaaiaB • SUNDAY AND MONDAY April 26 and 27 EDDIE CANTOR in "STRIKE ME PINK" with Ethel Merman, Sally Ei-lers, Parkyakarkus and the Gorgeous Goldwyn Girls Added:—The March of Time; Popeye Cartoon, "You Gotta Be a Football Hero" TUESDAY, APRIL 28 Robert Montgomery and Myrna Loy in "PETTICOAT FEVER" with Reginald Owen. Added:—MiUs Band in "Cavalcade of Music"; News Events. NOTED CONTRACTOR TO ADDRESS MEMBERS OF F. E. S. MONDAY (Continued from page 1) first steps taken on a college campus to make undergraduates aware of the trend in their professions. For next year plans are already underway to provide a full schedule of interesting programs. A talking picture from the Republic Steel Company in Cleveland, showing the processes used in making steel, has been arranged for; and a dramatic demonstration of the work carried out bj the Bell Telephone Laboratories is expected to be given here. Paper Will Be Read To Group Wednesday "Five Years of Progress in Southern Merchant Pig Iron Production," prize winning paper presented before the Metallurgical Congress in Chicago and the American Foundryman's Association in New York, will be presented by it's author to the chemical students at Ross Chemical Laboratory. at 11 o'clock Wednesday, April 29. All chemical classes will be excused at this hour. This paper won for it's author, Francis H. Crockard, Chief Chemist and Metallurgist, Southern District, Republic Steel Corporation, a prize of $500. It has been presented to several large industrial organizations throughout the country, and has also been published in "Metals and Alloys." NOTICE ! Those interested in basketball (both freshmen and varsity) are asked to watch this paper for date of starting spring training. NOTICE! The April number of the Tiger Rag is now off the press. Copies may be obtained at the Gym during the dances. Textile Men Gather In Auburn Saturday Dr. W. H. Cady, Providence, R. I., president of the American Association of Textile Chemists and Colorists, will be the guest of honor at the meeting of the Association's south-eastern section at Auburn Saturday. Dr. Cady is one of the outstanding textile company executives in the country, being president of a large concern in Providence. The meeting will open with an informal gathering of textile officials at the Textile Engineering Building at 4 o'clock. At 4:30 o'clock there will be held the semi-annual meeting of the Sub-Committee on Merceriza-tion called by Chairman C. B. Ord-way, of Auburn. At this time the annual report of the sub-committee's research assistant, S. M. Edelstein, of Chattanooga, Tenn., will be heard. Plans for the continuation of the research program for the next two years will be made. Many of the visitors from the textile districts of Alabama and adjoining states will probably arrive in time to attend he varsity polo game between Auburn and the Governor's Horse Guards of Atlanta. The game begins at 2:30 o'clock. Climax of the meeting comes Saturday evening with a banquet and speaking program at the Thomas Hotel. WIDE VARIETY OF COURSES WILL BE GIVEN IN SUMMER DANCE BEGINS TODAY AS ANSON WEEKS AND BAND ARRIVE IN TOWN Home Ec Group Will Entertain At Party Theta Epsilon, Home Economics Honor Society, will entertain .at a swimming party Monday afternoon, April 27, 5 o'clock, a t the Outing Club. Afterwards supper will be served to the members and election of officers for the coming year will be held. The newly initiated members are: Bessie Lee Hamilton, Melba Holley, Kathryn Sibert, Jean Campbell, and Kathryn Summers. (Continued from page 1) program. This work is given on both the graduate and undergraduate levels. Those best prepared, said Dr. Judd, will no doubt take positions of leadership in various counties in connection with the curriculum revision. For reference work and study in these courses, a special division of the College library will have available all of the latest literature dealing with curriculum studies. A curriculum laboratory will be conducted by Dr. Jenkins for advanced students. • Courses in industrial arts for elementary school teachers will be offered again this year. These courses proved to be among the most popular on the campus in 1935. Among the exhibits at the recent Alabama Education meeting was one arranged on industrial arts including the work of elementary school students taught this year by a teacher who studied last summer at Auburn. Dr. Paul Irvine will again direct during both summer terms the training school division consisting of junior- senior high school and elementary school. This division offers opportunity for practical application and experience in applying the latest methods of public-school instruction. Prof. Roy C. Cargile will serve as principal of the summer training school, one of the few conducted in the South. A survey of boarding-house prices conducted this month at Auburn reveals that the cost of room and board per full term of the Summer Session ranges from $25 to $37.50. The large number of requests coming to Dr. Judd for the list of boarding houses operating during the summer indicates a substantial increase in enrollment this year, he said. There was a 20 per cent gain in the attendance last summer over that of 1934. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. (Continued from page 1) Alice Frakes, Montgomery, Mado-line Foy, Florence; Mary Anne Gues-king, Birmingham; Charlotte Golden, Columbus, Ga.; Martha Gordy, Columbus, Ga.; Elizabeth Green, Fairfield; Mickie Green, Columbus, Ga.; Lucy Hamner, Montgomery; Mary Harper, Montgomery; Clyde Hattaway, Fitzgerald, Ga.; Elizabeth Henry, Montgomery; Helen Hobbs, Rome, Ga.; Emily Jackson, Montgomery; Mildred Johnson, College Park, Ga.; Bettye Jones, Montgomery; Margaret Lind-strom, Birmingham; Brownie Lollar, Montevallo; Jessie McClane, Talladega; Grace McKee, Faunsdale. Natilu McKenney, Columbus, Ga.; Elizabeth McSwain, Troy; Mary Mc- Whorter, Birmingham; Carrol Mas-sey, Albany, Ga.; Virginia Mary, Troy; Carolyn Masingil, Bessemer; Mildred Miller, Columbus, Ga.; Jane Moore, Birmingham; Margaret Mul-likin, Macon, Ga.; Farris Nelson, Chipley, Fla.; Barbara Nettles, Montevallo; Emily Nicolson, Selma; Elizabeth Oden, Birmingham; Bushy Powell, Birmingham; Manie Jo Redus, West Point, Miss.; Jamie Redwood, Mobile; Edith Rushton, Montgomery; Sarah Smith, Montgomery; Sarah Stanley, Birmingham. Peggy Tomlin, Milledgeville, Ga.; Mary Louise Torbert, Birmingham; Patty Tyson, University; Mary Hall Van Pelt, Montgomery; Margaret Vaughn, Birmingham; Sarah Veazey, West Point, Ga.; Frances Watkins, Columbus, Ga.; Betty Weaver, Birmingham; Alice Webb, Mobile; Frances Wilkinson, Greenville; Mary Elizabeth Wilson, Birmingham; Helen Wilson, Montgomery; and Mary Wood, Troy. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. 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Title | 1936-04-25 The Auburn Plainsman |
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OCR Transcript | ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE REFERENCE LI3RARY OFFICE OF THE PRE8I0ENT Semi-Weekly Plainsman •Saturday Issue 3V Auburn plainsman Plan To Attend Final Dances VOLUMN LIX TO FOSTER THE AUBURN S P I R IT AUBURN, ALABAMA, SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 NUMBER 52 CO-EDS SELECT NEW HEADS FOR C01NG SESSION Albena Pierce Is Elected By Co-ed Students To Be Head Of Body Next School Year Noted Contractor To Deliver Talk On Monday Night Before Members Of Federated Engineering Society NEXT YEAR PLANS MADE Election Is By Secret Ballot; Virginia Holcombe, Doris White*, Virgie Gunn Named At a special convocation for coeds yesterday, new officers were elected to serve on the Women's Student Government for next year. They are: Albena Pierce, president; Virginia Holcombe, vice president; Doris White, secretary; Mrs. Virgie Gunn, treasurer; Helen Tigner, town representative; and Doris Northrop, president of Smith Hall. The election was by secret ballot, and no politicing was permitted by different candidates prior to the election. Nominations for each office were from the floor, and each office was elected separately. Retiring officers are: Mary Jim Enloe, president; Albena Pierce, vice president; Helen Tigner, secretary; Esther Weeks, treasurer; and Florine Hodges, president of Smith Hall. A tentative social calendar for girls was proposed, which, if successfully instituted, will be the first of its kind at Auburn. The new calendar will provide a varied program of activities for the rapidly increasing number of women students here. At the beginning of the next school year the Women's Student Government plans to entertain all freshmen co-eds with a weiner roast which is to acquaint them with one another before the rushing period. Plans are also being formulated for a costume party at Hallowe'en and a Christmas party later in the year. A gala spring picnic at Wright's Mill has been proposed which will be attended by all co-ed students. Another proposal that received much favorable comment was that of a May Day festival next year for which the customary May Queen would be selected. The Wednesday afternoon teas will be continued next year as usual. Four major convocations are being planned during the course of the year. Woodward Is Elected To Head Tank Squad As a fitting climax to a fairly successful season, the swimming team elected Brandt Woodward captain, and Robert Johnston manager, of the team for the coming year at a meeting last night. Woodward is a junior in the school of chemical engineering, and has been a high point man on the swimming team for three years. Woodward is at his best on the diving board, and in the breast stroke events. Johnston is a sophomore in the school of business administration; he was also manager of the freshmen last year. It was also stated at the meeting last night, the names of the men who will receive letters in swimming. They are: Gordon McKinney, Brandt Woodward, Howard Conner, Eddie Forbes, Eddie Smith, Carlos White, David Cannon, George Griswold, and Ray Kierstead. Almquist, Ehrgott To Speak Before 0. R. C. Capt. E. H. Almquist, field artillery, and Lt. H. W. Ehrgott, corps of engineers, will be the speakers at the Officers Reserve Corps School session to be held here Monday evening, April 27, in the Engineer Class Room of Samford Hall at 7:30 p. m. Both officers are members of the R. 0. T. C. staff at Auburn. Captain Almquist will discuss the "Motorization of Divisional Light Artillery" and Lieutenant Ehrgott will speak on "Motorized Engineers with Horse Cavalry Operating Against Mechanized Cavalry." Speaks Monday MR. ALGERNON BLAIR, one of South's leading contractors, will speak to students in Broun Auditorium Monday night at 7^15. BENGALS TO PLAY PANTHER CLUB IN TWO GAME SERIES First Game With Southern To Be Played At 3 : 3 0 This Afternoon; Lanett Rained Out The Tiger baseball team will play Birmingham-Southern this afternoon on Drake Field at 3:30. The second game of the series will be played Saturday afternoon. The game that was scheduled with Lanett for yesterday afternoon was rained out. Lanett invades the campus for the game on Monday afternoon, so it is probable that this game will be played Tuesday afternoon. The Tigers have had nearly a week's rest since their last game with the University of Georgia and will be in good condition for the games w i t h Birmingham-Southern. The Panthers have a strong team to send against Auburn, for they are now in the lead in the city collegiate league in Birmingham at the present time, having taken the forces of Howard hi camp in their series ending on Wednesday. John Paul Tipper, who has been suffering from an injured shoulder, is in condition to take his turn on the mound and will probably receive the nod from Skipper Morgan to toe the slab against the Panthers in the first game of the series. Either Joe Bob Mitchell or French Gunter will twirl in the second game. Due to Captain Gilbert McMillian's weak hitting, Norman Whitten has been shifted from catching duties to left field to replace McMillan until he betters his hitting. Whitten is leading the team in batting after taking over his new duties. Cabinet Committees For Next Year Named Members of the six most important committees of the student government were approved yesterday when the new Executive Cabinet was sworn into office by President L. N. Duncan. The different committees and the members are as follows: - Finance—Herman Laatsch, chairman, the college accountant, and Robert Morgan. Election—Wilbur Kelly, chairman, T. M. Chalmers, Mark Corr, Red Bamberg, Lopez Mantoux, Bill Milam, Abbot Walton, and Dallas Benton. Rings—Max Weldon, chairman; Billy Radney, Jack Vann, and two juniors to be appointed by Ed Duncan. Invitations—Tom Powell, chairman, Albena Pierce, and Jack Vann, and two seniors to be selected by Charlie Lawrence. Rat Caps—Herman Laatsch, chairman, Vernie Holloway, Tom Hagan, and Joe Stewart. A. D. Holmes and Billy Jones were appointed as ring salesmen for next year. Subject Of Talk By Blair To Be "Engineering In Practice"; To Be Given In Broun Hall Mr. Algernon Blair, one of the most outstanding contractors in the country, will address the final meeting for the year of the Federated Engineering Societies in Broun Hall next Monday night, April 27, at 7:15 o'clock. The subject of his talk will be "Engineering in Practice," and it was chosen to be of particular interest and value to engineering-students. Since its organization last fall, the F. E. S. has been working to bring prominent men in the engineering field to Auburn to address the whole engineering school on subjects of general interest. Mr. Blair is well qualified to speak on the practical value of engineering, since he has spent the last thirty years in major construction work in all parts of the United States. He occupies a prominent place in public life in his home city of Montgomery, and he plays an important part in the direction of the affairs of the Episcopal Church in the State. The purpose of the Federated Engineering Societies on the Auburn campus has been to bring into closer unity all the men in the engineering school. The various branches of professional engineering are all based on the same principles of mathematical analysis, and in a increasing degree technical men are realizing that they should organize themselves in a comprehensive society of applied scientists. The F. E. S., which now exists as a common meeting ground for the A. S. M. E., A. S. C. E., and A. I. E. E. at Auburn, lias been one of the (Continued on page 4) B€€ B€ARP Bee Fancier To Impersonate "Grandpap" With Swarm Of Bees As Beard The gentle art of impersonating "grandpap" with a swarm of live bees arranged as whiskers and the nonchalance with which one can really wear his hat with. 10,000 bees in the crown—if he really knows how—will be demonstrated here Wednesday morning in Comer Hall at 11 o'clock by E. R. Root of Medina, Ohio. With absolutely no danger to his audience, Mr. Root will not only perform such feats but will intersperse his ticklish demonstrations with timely observations on beekeeping, a subject in which he ranks at the top. Mr. Root is editor of "Gleanings in Beekeeping," nationally known bee journal, and is president of the A. I. Root Mrfg. Co. He is now making a tour of the South where his novel demonstrations and authentic information on bees is attracting large audiences. His father, A. I. Root, was a pioneer in American beekeeping. Prof. J. M. Robinson and Prof. F. E. Guyton of the zoology-entomology issued an invitation Friday to students, faculty, and townspeople to attend the unusual lecture and demonstration. Ag Fraternity Wins In National League Losing only one game in the series, Alpha Gamma Rho is the winner in the^National League of the Inter-fraternity baseball contests with a percentage of .900. Sigma Alpha Epsilon is leading in the American League although they have played only seven of the ten games required. Teams who have not completed their slate before May 3 will be eliminated from the tournament. The three play-off games between winning teams of each league must be played sometime between May 3 and May 10. Joe Sarver asks that all fraternities wishing to, enter the golf tourney to let him know immediately. Also, results of the tennis matches must be reported to him immediately upon completion. LARGE NUMBER EVENTS SLATED IN HORSE SHOW Over One Hundred Riders Will Take Part In 14th Annual Horse Show Here Sunday TWELVE CLASSES GIVEN Events Will Be Held On Field West Of Artillery Stables; Parking Space Be Provided Over one hundred riders will take part in Auburn's 14th annual horse show that will be held Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Twelve classes are scheduled for the show. All events will be held in the Military show ring, which is located west of the Artillery stables. Bleachers will be provided for spectators in the grove beside the ring. Parking space will be available for a limited number of cars along the edge of the ring. Students will be admitted by presenting their athletic books at the gate. Admission to others will be twenty-five cents to adults and fifteen cents to high school students. Due to shortage of entries, three and five gaited saddle classes have been combined. Post entries will be accepted until noon on Sunday. More entries are desired for the novice pony class. Captain W. J. Klepinger, director, hopes to bring out all ponies from Auburn, Opelika and vicinity. No entry fees are required for any of the classes of the show. Trophies will be awarded to all first place winners, and ribbons will be awarded to first, second and third place winners. Uniforms for all R. O. T. C. students will be grey shirts and leggins. Sophomore, junior and senior students in R. O. T."C. are eligible to enter the horsemanship and jumping classes. Women students and members of the Ladies Riding Class are entered in the jumping and horsemanship classes. Pair jumping will be made up of entries from riders in "these classes. The most interesting event of the afternoon should be the open jumping, which has entries from the military personnel at Auburn and outsiders, who will jump horses who have won places in the Fort Benning, Atlanta, and Pinehurst shows. Come-on, one of the best jumpers of the South, will be shown over the jumps by Col. Franke, and Helen Franke will jump Tiger Lily, owned by Col. Franke. Entries for the sophomore horsemanship class today had mounted to 24. They are Homer Allen, Aaron Baxter, Bill Butler, Red Bamberg, David Cox, Bill Ellis, Oliver Gowder, O. D. Gissendanner, Morris Hall, Claude Hardee, Doug Jarrard, Orbie (Continued on page 4) New Army Officers Begin Auburn Duty On First Of August Orders issued from army headquarters in Washington on April 22 transfer two captains to Auburn for duty with the R. O. T. C. unit beginning August 1. They are Captains Leslie E. Jacoby, FA, Fort Ethan Allen, Vt., and George R. Scithers, FA, Fort Bragg, N. C. They will replace Captains Harry L. Watts, FA, and J. V. Phelps, FA, who are completing a tour of duty here as assistant professors of military science and tactics. Their official assignments have not yet been received. A native of Ohio, Captain Jacoby was graduated from the U. S. Military Academy in 1918. He graduated from the Field Artillery Basic Course in 1920 and was raised to the rank of first lieutenant in 1923. He became a captain last year. Captain Scithers is a native of Missouri and graduated at Harvard University with the A. B. degree. He was commissioned in the army in 1921 and completed the Field Artillery Basic School course the following year.' He was awarded the rank of captain in 1985. DANCES BEGIN TODAY AS WEEKS AND BAND ARRIVE Coast And Geodetic Engineers Will Construct High Steel Tower In City Soon For Observation Purposes From the dizzy height of a 103- foot steel tower, soon to be erected on the Auburn campus in the center of Auburn, engineers of the Coast and Geodetic Survey will train their instruments on points 30 miles away. From the tower, which corresponds in height to a TO-story building, the engineers will locate the exact point where the north and south meridian traverses this section t>f the State. A concrete monument will be erected to permanently preserve its location. Using the most accurate instruments in existence, the engineers will also "measure the angles" to other locations established at Tuskegee", 15 miles southwest; Sand Hill, five miles southeast; the State Prison Camp, 10 miles south on the Tuskegee-Auburn highway; Botsford, five miles north; and a point northeast of Opelika, 13 miles away. Readings will also be recorded to other points ranging up to 30 miles. WIDE VARIETY OF COURSES WILL BE GIVEN IN SUMMER Staff Of 125 Professors Will Teach Courses In Summer Session Which Starts June 8 A staff of 125 professors will teach 350 courses at the 24th Summer Session at Auburn, under the direction of Dr. Zebulon Judd, which opens on Monday, June 8—exactly one week after the close of the regular session. A broad program of studies for both graduate and undergraduate students is reflected in the 350 courses. These courses are useable as- a basis for issuance, extension, renewal, or reinstatement of teachers' certificates, explained Dr. Judd. All courses carry degree credit and are designed particularly for teachers in service including elementary, junior and senior high school teachers as well as supervisors, principals', and superintendents. In addition there will be offered general culture courses including languages; literature; history; economics ; the physical, chemical and biological sciences; psychology; art; music; and physical training. / In line with the curriculum revision to take place in . Alabama public schools during the next three years, the Summer Session will offer a special group of courses by Dr. Frank C. Jenkins, Jackson, Miss., State director of Mississippi's curriculum program. Dr. Jenkins' courses will prepare Alabama teachers and school administrators for participation in the State (Continued on page 4) Callan Chosen Head Of State Engineers Professor John A. C. Callan, head of the Civil Engineering Department, •was appointed member of the newly created State Board of Registration for Professional Engineers and Land Surveyors by Governor Graves this week. Professor Callan will serve for five years. The board came into existance with the passage of an act of the present legislature in an effort to standardize the engineering and land surveying profession of Alabama. All. practicing engineers will re required to register with the board. The fee charged for a certificate to practice will be $25 for engineers and $5 for land surveyors. Professor Callan is well qualified for the position, having served as highway commissioner for the State of Alabama since teaching at Auburn. He has had a varied contact with the engineers of the State while serving as head of the Coast and Geodetic survey of Alabama. The observations from Auburn will be made as a part of the vast tri-angulation system now being worked out in Alabama by 150 employees of the Survey under the direction of Prof. John A. C. Callan, head professor of civil engineering. The exact spot where the tower is to be located was designated this week by Captain Jasper S. Bilby, of Washington, D. C, field locating engineer. Captain Bilby is temporarily located in Eufaula and has been with the Survey for 50 years. The temporary, double steel tower will be erected just north of the old State Chemistry Building, on East Magnolia Street, and 150 feet from Toomer's Corner. GRAVES APPOINTS JUDGE HARE NEW COLLEGE TRUSTEE Appointment By Gov. Graves < Of Judge Hare Meets With Widespread Approval Here Appointment by Governor Graves of Judge Francis W. Hare, of Monroe-vjlle, to the Board of Trustees, at Auburn, has met with widespread approval in the City of Auburn. High favorable expressions have been heard since the announcement was issued last Friday from the Governor's office. Judge Hare is now serving his sec ond six-year term as judge of the 26th Alabama Judicial Circuit which includes Monroe, Baldwin, Conecuh, and Escambia Counties. During his tenure of office he has been called upon to hold circuit court in every section of the State. After graduating at Auburn in 1898, Judge Hare received his law training at the University of Alabama. He began his practice of law at Monroeville in 1900, where he has been continuously since. Throughout the years Judge Hare has served Auburn in many ways. For several years he has been an active member of the executive committee of the. Auburn Alumni Association. Judge Hare's photograph was published in the 1929 Glomerata, student annual at Auburn, as one of the several outstanding Auburn men throughout the nation. Judge Hare, so his friends declare, is an ardent sportsman, finding recreation in both fishing and hunting in South Alabama. First Dance Of Senior Set To Begin This Afternoon In Gym At 4; Many Expected COMES FROM UNIVERSITY Students Attending University Dances Come Back High In Praise Of Weeks and Band Polo Squad To Play Atlanta Team Here The hard riding mallet swingers of Auburn will clash with the Governor's Horse Guards from Atlanta in their next polo combat this Saturday at 2:15 p. m. This will probably be the final match before the Tigers leave on their northbound trip which will pit them against Missouri, Illinois, and Ohio State. •The starting gong will probably find Bob Chandler, No. 1; Tom Bacon, No. 2; Capt. Boardman Ivey, No. 3; and Bill Dexter, No. 4. Bacon is the leading scorer of the-season to date and is expected to be a benef-cial factor in Saturday's tilt. Chandler has shown marked improvement over his early season form while Ivey can always be relied upon for a stellar performance. Dexter can also be counted on to do his share of work for the Tigers. NOTTCE ! All sophomores who intend to work on the Editorial Staff of the Plainsman as juniors next year come to an important meeting Sunday, 1:15 at the Student Hall. With Anson Weeks and his band arriving in Auburn today, the final dances get underway this afternoon in Alumni Gymnasium at 4 o'clock. Interest among students in the dances is increasing every day, and a record attendance is expected before the set ends Saturday night. C. W. Walter, George Quinney and several others from Auburn attended the dance Wednesday night at the University. They came back high in prase of Weeks and his orchestra. It is reported that he took the University by storm, with the largest and most successful final dances being held there since Jan Garber was there in 1931. A special surprise in the form of a female trio made a big hit at the University. With the featured vocalist, Kay St. Germain, Big Ben Gage, and the surprise trio, there are five vocalists to sing with the band. Many University students are planning to be in Auburn over the weekend for the final dances here. The dance tonight will get underway at 9 o'clock and continue until 1:30 in the morning. The Grand March, led by Jane Slack, escorted by John Rush, will begin at 11 o'clock. Three dances will be held Saturday, 11 to 1, 4 to 6 and 8:30 to 12 o'clock that night. The balcony will be opened to spectators for both night dances. The following is a list of girls whose acceptance cards have been received through noon yesterday. A number have been received since then, it is reported: Visiting Girls for Dances Spec Avant, Tuscaloosa; Barbara Beeland, Greenville; Margaret Bis-sell, Birmingham; Sue Boone, Marion; Dot Butler; Ft. Benning, Ga.; Jean Buxbaum, Albany, Ga.; Evelyn Chambers, Birmingham; Christine Chan-celloe, Columbus, Miss.; Martha Childress, Anniston; Gladys Clark, Chip-ley, Fla.; Frances Cooper, Montgomery; Charlotte Conger, Nashville, Tenn.; Evelyn Daniels, Columbus, Ga.; Barnette Dickens, Abbeville; Alice Allison, Montgomery; Laura Alliott, University; Frances Ethridge, Andalusia. (Continued on page 4) Final Exam Slate Is Given By Registrar • The official final examination schedule has been released by the registrar's office. Exams start May 15. Examinations in subjects which meet only once a week and lab courses which cannot reasonably conform to the schedule will be held at the last class meeting prior to May 14 unless otherwise officially scheduled. The examination for Physics Lab, 208 will be held Friday, May 8 at 7 p. m. All classes meeting from 3 to 4 Monday, Wednesday and Friday or Monday and Friday will have their exams at 1:30 p. m.f Thursday, May 14. Classes meeting from 8 to 4 on Tuesdays and Thursdays will be given exams Thursday evening, May 14, at 7:30 o'clock. Classes meeting MWF, MF, MTW, ThF, or MF will be given exams in the mornings beginning at 8:30 o'clock. Classes meeting on TThS, ThS, TTh, or TThS will be given exams in the afternoon beginning at 1:30 o'clock. Friday, May 15—classes from 8 to 8; Saturday—classes from 9 to 10; Monday—classes from 10 to 11; Tuesday— classes from 11 to 12; Wednesday— classes from 1 to 2; Thursday— classes from 4 to 5. Thursday afternoon, May 21, has been set aside for conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere. P A G E TWO T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 Styg Auburn jpiatugmau Published semi-weekly by the students of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates, $2.50 per year (68 issues), $1.50 per semester (29 issues). Entered as second class matter at the Post Office, Auburn, Alabama. ^ _ _ _ ^ « ^ — — — — w * • — ^ - Business and editorial offices at Auburn Printing Company, on West Magnolia Ave.« Editor may be reached after office hours* by calling 298. Doug Wallace Editor-in-Chief Herman L. Harris Business Manager 1935 Member • 1936 Fksocioted GoHe6iate Press Distributor of 0olle6iate Di6est EDITORIAL STAFF News Editors: Alvin Morland and Bobby Chesnutt. Sports Editor: Eugene Lee. Sports Assistants: Jack Todd, Bill Troup and Gerald Bilbro. Society Editor: Luella Botsf ord. Assistant Society Editors: Kay Sibert and Jeanette Sawyer. Contributors: Lee Balch and Floyd Barnard. Special Writers: Jack Steppe, C. W. Bell, Edwin Godbold. Reporters: Bob Johnston, Jack Morton, Lewis Thomas, James Buntin, Max Welden, and Howard Strong. Commentator Extraordinary: Hugh Cameron. BUSINESS STAFF Assistant Business Manager: Speedy Shannon. Advertising Managers: Billy Radney, Buck Darden. Advertising Assistant: Alvin Vogtle. Circulation Manager: George Perry. Assistant Circulation Manager: Clarence Pruet. Circulation Assistants: Jack Carr, Har-ey Sargent, Sam Teague, George Weaver, Bill Boyton, Page Walker. Business Manager's Office Hours: 3-4 Monday through Friday. Caps And Gowns Even though the senior class voted down caps and gowns for graduation, that doesn't necessarily mean that there is no more hope. In the first place hardly a third of the senior class was present. To get the entire class to vote might make some difference in the outcome. Such an event as will come off next month happens to every man once in a life time. It might as well be carried off in the right way instead of the slipshod method more or less common to the graduation parades here in the past. Pictures of Auburn graduations look more like a breadline than a group of college students about to receive their degrees. The present plans call for the graduation to be held Sunday evening at the President's Mansion instead of Monday morning at Langdon Hall. It is easy to imagine the impressive scene caps and gowns will make at this ceremony. Later in the evening when darkness comes, the flood lights of the mansion can be turned on, and that coupled with white caps and gowns will make a picture that will linger long in the memory of the seniors as well as their parents. It is hoped that the meeting last Monday night didn't settle the question for good. There is still a possibility if those behind the move have not lost their interest. Quarter System A month or so ago we made mention in these columns of the feasibility of adopting the quarter system here in preference to the semester system now being used. It seems as though we had been misinformed on the subject in more ways than one. To us at the time it appeared AS a very progressive move and one which had numerous advantages over the semester system. In our first and only editorial on the subject we said the quarter system had never been used at Auburn before. Quite to the contrary, we are informed, the quarter system was abandoned several years ago for the present system. In other words, then, the college has tried both systems and has found the semester system as the most efficient and practicable method of dividing the college year. At the time of writing we were under the impression that the quarter system was something new, especially for Auburn, and in view of this we voiced the opinion that a change in the systems used here might be for the good. From reliable sources we have learned that the proposed quarter "system has been used before and was found not to be as suitable for Auburn as the semester system. Responsibility For Cheating By R. W. STEELE On charges of cheating wholesale on examinations, thirty-three students of the University of North Carolina were recently expelled and fifty more were on trial. It seems from radio news reports that a cooperative cribbing organization got hold of questions and distributed them. It is significant that, in recent years student honor systems have broken down. It would seem, though the conclusion is not absolute, that ideals of personal honor among college students have slumped considerably. Auburn is not entirely guiltless. Cases of cheating are occasionally brought to trial. It behooves honest or ambitious men and women to pay whole price of learning, of acquiring college education. Timid, or negligent enforcement breeds dishonesty and disrespect for the institution allowing it. The members of this society should do whatever possible and feasible individually and as honor society to inculcate and encourage honesty in all college work and discountenance so far as possible all forms of cheating and all practices which lower standards of scholarship or honesty. Scholarship without honesty is unthinkable, impossible. • A 220-pound Montana State footballer lost 19 pounds in ten days when the coach decided he was overweight for spring practice. Letters To The Editor FRATERNITY "BRAIN TRUST" Editor, The Plainsman, Dear Sir: An amendment to the constitution was recently passed by the Interf raternity Council forbidding fraternities to hold, public initiation. It appears to the writer that several of the so called pieces of legislation recently passed by this august body have had their genesis in an almost perfect vacuum. No doubt the learned "brain trusters" think that they can lift the ideals of us lowly country boys by such glorious crusading. No such luck. I still think its fun to watch the "A" Club initiation. There is nothing that can keep me from remembering with pleasure the things that I had to do my freshman year. I believe that we all enjoyed our freshman year and I don't believe that there is a single boy in Auburn with a drop of male blood, in him who didn't. Let. us suppose for a moment that this amendment is a superb piece of statecraft. We then wonder why this regime does not put something into its constitution rectifying the conditions in other and more neglected fields. Such things remind us of the state legislature. Some evidently believe that it is a fine ruling just because it was advocated by the national council. Auburn has always had the reputation of being independent in all matters and of being able to think for itself. Doesn't it seem foolish to you to follow the tail of the sheep ahead and jump the fence as someone else cracks the whip? Perhaps the "fraternity fathers" have, made these regulations so that we might not lower the prestige of the school by demonstrations unworthy of college students. If so, let them be reminded that independent thought and action is half the attraction and color of college life. J. F. VINCENT. » Editor, The Plainsman, Dear Sir: As a member of the Senior Class, I would like to comment on the class meeting of last Monday. The matter of white caps and gowns was put before us. In the minds of the more progressive Seniors this would be one of the most advanced steps this school has taken in quite some time. It would lend color and dignity to an occasion that demands it. Caps and gowns originated in and symbolizes higher education. Should Auburn be backward in what ought to be the most important event in our college career? Our parents are to be considered in this matter. To see their sons and daughters graduate from college is anticipated with great pride by every parent. It is their reward for the sacrifices and hard work that they have taken upon themselves to put us through. Many of them travel great distances to witness this occision. We owe it to them to make it as impressive as possible. The arguments against this movement are selfish and ridiculous. One of the main howls is. that of the cost. Most of the students in loud opposition have spent more than $2.75 on whiskey during a set of dances. They don't want to give up that money with which they had planned to throw a big drunk at the end of school. Another argument is that since the previous graduations have been held in civilian clothes, why shouldn't we? (Now, there's the progressive attitude of college youth: What's good enough for pap is good enough for me!) Another sentiment is: "I don't care that much about graduating." Truly, the real Auburn spirit of a certain element. "Dooly" Gilchrist exposed his true self, or did he? Certainly, the former president of the Interfraternity Council couldn't have said suchx things while in his right mind, if any. And such grammar 1 "We ain't never been no students, and you can't make students out of us by putting caps and gowns on us." No doubt "Auburn's done too many sissy things this year and there ain't no sense doing any more." Far more brilliant men than Herr Dooley (if there be any such) have received their degrees in caps and gowns. They can't all be sissies. I'll bet D. Gilchrist didn't think he was a sissy when he led the Interfraternity Council Ball. He might recall that he is the one who arranged'the social calendar and it wasn't he who inaugurated the idea of reducing the number of social functions for next year and that his Adonis-like countenance was a familiar sight at most of the social doings. I believe it was "Stinky" Pugh who made that dirty crack about "graft." It might interest him and other mud-slingers to know that had there been any graft involved the price announced would have been 25 cents higher as was suggested by a representative of a certain firm. , Dr. Duncan and Mr. Davis have the.price lists of all the firms. All the companies contacted suggested furnishing all the class officers' free of charge. If that's graft, then go ahead, you dirty mud-slingers, and do your worst. • -It is a pity that the civic-minded students must submit to the wishes of the ignorant. The meeting last Monday night can hardly be called a representative one. Hardly over a hundred seniors were • present, and the margin of votes against caps and gowns was less than fifteen. . Those who are interested in having caps and gowns can get up a petition to have a written ballot vote on the subject and thus get a more representative vote. Respectfully yours, JOHN O.RUSH. This Collegiate World (By Associated Collegiate Press) They have experts on apples, out there at the University of Washington where the Yakimas and the Wenatchees come from— so what they have to say about the business of apple polishing ought to be worth listening to. The student paper set out to find just what amount of apple-polishing existed on the campus. They found there was much less of it going on than popularly supposed. Most of the professors interviewed agreed that there wasn't much of it. One even said that "Many times studeiits don't come to s%e their instructors when they should just because they feel they will be suspected of working for a grade." One woman professor did have a "gripe" in this connection. Said she, "We don't like to have all the brothers and sisters from a fraternity or sorority come down and try to high pressure us into giving a student a higher grade so he or she can be initiated." * * * * Governor Alf Landon is not the only Kansas male winning renown for his sense of economy. Take the males at the University of Kansas for example. The men's council there has just issued a firm resolution requesting the girls of the campus to share evenly in the evening's expenses while dating men. They have even gone so far as to formally request the cafe owners of the town to issue separate dinner checks for the women. "Do not have a false sense of chivalry" the University men were advised by the council. • * * * Spring a note of faint hope for Greek letter men: Out in the University of Washington, they are looking into the possibility of the administration withholding academic credits from those students who owe bills to their fraternities. Quotable Quotes (By Associated Collegiate Press) "This is to inform you that the League of Yellow Journalists has elected you Honorary President stop." So ran a telegram sent last week to William Randolph Hearst by a group of Harvard scriveners organized to exploit patriotism and instigate foreign wars. "The world as you know it does not provide a place for you, you are in the dilemma of changing the world without any power." Mrs. Grace Overton has a word of encouragement for 400 Youth Conference delegates. "My ideal of a liberal arts college is one that insists on a complete symmetrical knowledge of the fundamental laws of all nature, a comprehensive survey of the best in all literature, and a general acquaintance with the great principles that should regulate all human conduct." Ezra Brainerd, one time president of Middlebury College sets forth the school's guiding principles, unchanged since 1809. "No nation can face the future with confidence when 5,000,000 of its younger citizens are forced to loaf, to loiter or to roam." Dean J. B. Edmondson of the University of Michigan points to a problem which he calls more serious than unemployment. Dressing For The Dances By S. QUIRE There are two things which must be accomplished before any one will be able to -dress suitably for the Final Dances. The first is to swear, rant, and rave until you convince that useless nimcompoop you room with that he won't have a good time at the dances so he might as well not go and let you wear his clothes. The other is to rush down to the Ideal along about dinner time Friday and get back that laundry you should have sent in Monday and forgot to make-up until nearly eleven o'clock Wednesday. For greeting that job when she arrives nothing is quite so good as those last summer linens and a dark coat which can be found in any roommate's closet. If you aren't careful you are going to have to wear this outfit sooner or later anyway so you might as well get it over with. Wear that new blue tie, cause by the time you have to wear it again Saturday afternoon she will have forgotten it. It is suggested-that one not dress too early cause she's going to wind up getting in on the eight o'clock train even if she is due here at 12:45. Don't worry your pretty little head about what to wear to the dance Friday afternoon cause there won't be anybody there but C. Whitty and the band and the band won't have sobered up from playing at the University and C. Whitty don't matter. Friday night is the time to put on the dog and really do some fancy shining up. There are about six or seven new suits in town and maybe you can borrow one of them. I'll give you a little hint about where to find them. Blake Campbell has one that should fit you—you helped to pay for it. Dooley Gilchrist has one that he paid $35.00 for cause he was too tight to pay two dollars and six bits for caps and gowns to graduate in. (that's economy). 01' Boy Holmberg has a new Grey Gab job that he's had for months and hasn't been able to get a date so he could wear it. Maybe you can beat him out of it. A couple or six of the "boys at the house" might pitch in and fill up that new job of Percy Riley's. Grey is supposed to be popular this season, but it is suggested to you boys hoping to graduate that a little brown won't hurt. One more drink and you will have intestinal fortitude enough to wear that tie you thought of getting off of roomy. A rat and a bottle of polish will get those white shoes back in shape after being tromped on all afternoon. Saturday morning is a problem. Due to the influence of Bill Milam, Eddie Forbes and so forth most anything will do. It is suggested that you reach in to the closet and get all the coats and pile them in the center of the room. If you have been able to open your eyes blindfold yourself and grab one then reach into the closet and get the first pair of pants you lay hands on. If you can get within three and one-half feet of the shirt you wore last night it will be all right to wear it. An ensemble is the thing for Saturday afternoon. Light and dark either coat or pants will be quite the thing. The limit is tux pants and linen coats. The loudest tie possible and the old reliable white shoes will complete the picture. She ought to pay a little attention anyway. It is suggested that each boy attending the dances —if he wants to dance at all—equip himself with a pair of dark glasses cause that sun does shine in those windows in the late afternoon. Saturday night—last dance, everybody tired but happy, buffet suppers, and so on and so forth. You'd best be looking good cause that boy from her home town who had that date with her this afternoon didn't waste any time. This old "remember when" stuff always goes over good. A suit is indicated as the proper attire. You've already worn it once or twice, but what the hell she'll be looking at it all summer anyway. Besides, what with this brew drinking weather and all, Toomy has probably decided that he can't afford to miss hearing Anson Weeks. He is right he can't afford to, especially if you have your eyes on it and will probably spill 'er 'er Coca Cola on it. Yeah, you dope, Coca-Cola— you've got to have a chaser. Well, I don't care if you wear the clothes I'm suggesting or not. I just thought it would be a good idea to give you uncouth so and sos an idea of what to do. If this doesn't help see Godbold—he knows all about everything. Guinea Pigs And Counterfeits By C. W. BELL What makes a woman age more quickly than anything else? It is certainly not her hair, even if it's graying. It is the condition of her skin. Therefore the skin gets the major part of the beauty expenditure. An . official Cosmetologist's Association made an investigation several years ago and obtained the following facts. The average lady spends at least $307 per year on her beauty treatment, $77 to hair, $19.50 to manicures, $39 to lipstick, rouge and eyebrow plucks and dyes. The remaining $171.50, much more than was devoted to care of the skin. This includes an allowance for 1 facial a week, at $2.50 each, 4 jars of cleansing cream, tissue creams and -astringents, 3 jars each of skin food and muscle oil and 3 boxes of face powder. Many pay even as high as $25 to $200 for a small jar of imported cream, which is supposed to have magic powers of rejuvenation, and face lifted at $1,000 per lift. In one year American women put on their skins 52,500 tons of cleansing cream, 26,- 250 tons of skin lotions, 19,109 tons cf complexion soap, 17,500 tons of nourishing creams, and 2,375 tons of rouge. (That's even enough to make beauty queens out of all the men.) A widely used class of cosmetic preparations is creams. All creams may be divided into one of four subdivisions: first, the cold creams essentially composed of almond oil, lanolin, spermaceti, and beeswax in combination with other ingredients; second, cleansing creams which are chiefly para-fin, mineral oil or other similar oils with perfume and color added; third, the vanishing creams which are a kind of soap in reality; fourth, tissue-building or nourishing creams consisting chiefly of the wool of sheep and lard or vegetable oils. The commonly accepted idea that the skin needs at least three or four different creams is a unique sales scheme. But you know, money has to be made to circulate by some method. Cold cream is generally a safe product to use and in reality it is the only cream that should be applied to the skin. Its cost to the manufacturer is very low comparative to what the public has to pay for it. The average retail price per pound should be about sixty cents and the theatrical variety may now be purchased in some places at this price. The chief function of cold cream is that of lubrication in order to prevent roughness and chapping. The cleansing creams have as their chief ingredient mineral oil. They spread easily on the face and melt at body temperature. Of course the face should be cleansed with soap and water, but if for some reason nature's method cannot be used the cleansing creams may be substituted without a great deal of danger. Creams which are perfumed with Oil of Bitter Almond should never be used for it may prove very irritating to the skin. Vanishing creams are drying in effect. Since they consist chiefly of soaps, the use of such creams on the face under powder is equivalent to leaving toilet soap ion the face after washing. Women who have oily skin will probably find that vanishing cream produces no ill effects, but the use of it is not to be recommended by "anyone. There is no such thing in the opinion of skin experts as "feeding the skin." Tissue creams, therefore, should not be allowed on the market. Their main ingredient is lanolin which is an excellent lubricant but it is of no value in feeding or nourishing the skin. Have you ever examined the claims made for Pepsodent's Junis Facial Cream? "Science has discovered a new principle in skin care . . . . Skin contains a natural softening substance which makes it fresh, alluring— glamorous. The scientist got some of this natural substance in pure form (what scientist?). He put it into the finest facial cream he could develop. Women tried it and their skins grew clearer, more transparent. Age lines melted into the soft curves of youth. Skin began to stir with life. The natural skin-softening substance put into Junis Cream the scientist named Sebisol. Sebisol is our name for this part of the chemical substance of your own skin. It is essential to every living cell. It is so rare (what, no living cells?) we searched throughout the world for a sufficient supply." The above quotation from page 55 of Kallet's, Counterfeit shows how outrageous some of the claims for various products are. If one percent of the above claim were true it would be one of the greatest cosmetics ever developed in the history of the cosmetic industry. Sebisol's discovery would be hailed as the "king of all women." Recently very much ballyhoo has been heard about the claims made for so-called rejuvenating creams or creams treated with ultra violet rays. Until more is known about such creams, the wise lady will stick to the safe, reliable lanolin cream. Dr. Cramp of the American Medical Association points out: "Whether or not such hormones in creams are present in the cosmetic is a matter of indifference, for there is not the slightest scientific evidence to show that even if they were present, they would have the slightest effect in 'rejuvenating' the skin. Such products are the ultimate in cosmetic quackery." Vita-Ray Vitamin Cream and Barbara Gould Creams are •two examples of such creams. Now for an examination of a few well-known creams: One product, Italian Balm, advertizes the fact that it contains an unusual amount of glycerine. Some experts on Thunderations By Gum EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal comment, and is not to be read as an expression of our editorial policy. * * * * THE Shoesalesman, who went over to Tuscaloosa Wednesday night to hear Anson Weeks reports that not only has he the charming Kay St. Germain, but also about any number of other girls. Three, I think, and enough entertainment to keep going for a week or more. Being here for only two nights, I'm afraid will sort of cramp the man's style. * *• * # There is going to be a bit of a cramp on a Saturday night, I hear. The Palatial Thomas will be becluttered with the Methodists, the B'ham Sou. baseballers, thereby leaving nothing for the orchestra to do but sleep in the woods. I'll offer my extra bed to the piano player if he so wishes. I always did like piano players, anyway, since I learned one time to play Shubert's Serenade on one of the things. But something should be done about the matter. Instead of some of the fraternities giving houseparties for the visiting girls one should be given for the visiting orchestra. * *• * * C. W. Witty's dance over in Harlem in competition to the dance given by the Social Committee, as reported in Wednesday's issue of the paper had been called off on account of there ain't enough niggers in the woodpile. No woodpile, no dances, or expenses couldn't be met. * * * * Since there ain't going to be no dance across the rail road tracks, I'll have to attend the shoesalesman's dances. According to him, Kay St. Germain is prettier than my candy-headed girl, or even a strawberry blond without the freckles. I couldn't go that far, because there ain't nothing— no, not nothing—as pretty as a sun-set headed girl, even with the freckles. * * * * Anson Weeks is one of those "gliding" music-making outfits. Music, you know, that makes you shut your eyes, hold your breath, and makes you want to have in your clutches one of those gals with corn colored curls, trim turned ankles and comes to a perfect three-point landing. With such a line-up as Kay St. Germain, Big Big Gage, and Frank Saputo we will be able to glide around and around (Where we will come out, nobody knows.) even better than we did .with Joe Sanders or Kay Kyser. He is one of those old timers, like Sanders, Weems, and Lombardo who are good to the last drop. His theme song is as winning as the smile of, what's her name? Oh yeah, Molly Brasfield. Imagine me forgetting that name. cosmetics claim that glycerine is actually harmful to the skin; its hygroscopic property tends to take moisture from the skin and therefore dry the skin. Italian Balm also contains phenol or in plain language, carbolic acid. Since carbolic acid is not even satisfactory as an antiseptic it is obvious that it would be very unsatisfactory for daily application on the skin. Another authority, Witthaus, says, "Carbolic acid is absorbed from all surfaces, including the unbroken skin. . . . Dilute solutions of carbolic acid maintained in contact with the skin causes systemic effects by absorption of the poison, and also local effects referable to necrosis of the tissue through its coagulating action, burning and prickling sensations, pain, erthematous or papular exanthems (red, or pimply eruptions), brown discoloration, pa'rchmentizing, anesthesia and final dry gangrene, extending into the deeper tissues." (Quoted from Skin Deep). Gouraud's Oriental Cream is reported by chemists as containing approximately one-half ounce of calomel suspended in a short half-pint of water. The calomel in a bottle of this substance can be purchased at retail for about 6 cents; why pay 92 cents for a half-pint of water? H. M. Cleansing cream is reported as containing 8.6 per cent of salicylic acid. Hinds Honey and Almond Cream according -to Connecticut chemists is' "essentially an emulsion containing 7.28 percent alcohol, 5.79 percent glycerine, 5.98 percent partly saponified beeswax, and 1.49 percent of crystallized borax scented with oil of bitter almond." LaSage Complexion Treatment when analyzed was found to consist essentially of a weak solution of ordinary soda and borax, with a little phenolphthalein as a coloring agent. Cooper's Complexion Beautifier was reported by chemists of the New Hampshire State Board of Health as containing or being chiefly a suspension of bismuth sub-carbonate and lime carbonate with a trace of alcohol. SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N •>• A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE P A G E T H R EE FROSH HURLERS WILL ENGAGE LANIER HIGH IN MONTGOMERY T e am H a s Been Showing Up Well Despite Fact They Have Had Little Practice This Year; Noted Improvement Seen In Rookie Club And Win Expected Over Lanier High Team After having, suffered a defeat from the hand of Ramsay High school of Birmingham, the frosh baseballers will travel to Montgomery to engage in a game with Sidney Lanier High School to be played in Crampton Bowl. The loss of the game to Ramsay can probably be attributed to the fact that the rookies had had little or no practise together and the outstanding players had not, at that time, been chosen. However, the-frosh have since been playing practise games with the varsity and, as a whole, the team should show a remarkable improvement in their next game. From among the seventy-odd men who have reported out for the Frosh nine, Coach Ralph Jordan will take about twelve down to Montgomery to engage Lanier at Crampton Bowl. The probable starting line-up for the Tiger Rats is, Thomas c, Swindle p, Morgan lb, Threadgill or Grady 2b, Grisham ss, O'Reilly 3b, and the outfield will be chosen from Harrison, Howell, Berthan, Martin, Swanner, and Cooper. Lanier is reported to have a good team which should make the game prove to be a hard-fought one. Future games for Freshman baseball nine are being arranged with the high schools of Alexander City, Roanoke, Phenix City, Columbus, Columbus Industrial, and a return game with Sidney Lanier. PATTON'S PAINT Use SUN-PROOF and be sura of lower costs. Pittsburgh Field-tests SUN-PROOF on proving grounds where climate is se- "vere. We know it lasts 1 to 3 years longer, covers 25% more surface, than poor paints. A Pittsburg Paint Product Auburnlce&Coal Company PHONE 239-J INTERFRAT BASEBALL STANDINGS NATIONAL LEAGUE Team4 Won Lost AGR- ? 1 APsi 7 DSP PKA TKN BK _ PKT KS _ TUO fcSP - PKP SAE . KA 2 SPE LXA TX _ SN _.. Fac.. ATO PDT SX - ALT 2 3 2 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 AMERICAN LEAGUE 6 4 5 3 4 4 4 3 3 3 0 Pet. .900. .777 .700 .600 .500 .428 .400 .333 .200 .000 .000 .714 .666 .625 .600 .571 .500 .500 .428 .428 .428 .000 Gliding Takes Place As Collegiate Sport (ACP)—Gliding is beginning to come into its own as an American college sport. With the advent of Spring, campus enthusiasts all over the country are dusting off their motorless planes preparatory to looking up an enterprising air current. Kent State pilots, who banded together in 1933 and built the world's largest glider, a two-seater with a wing-spread of 47 feet, are hoping to get confirmation of an unofficial world record. On one of its 1935 flights, the ship climbed from a standing start to 1700 feet in one minute and one second, carrying two mn. The Kent club's glider has made 1,00.0 flights without an accident. An ambitious endurance flight program is being planned by Washington State glider experts. They want to keep a ship in the air so long the pilot will have to be refueled—with coffee and sandwiches! The University of Wisconsin goes the field one better with its glider school—a one-man enterprise owned and operated by Robert M. Lee, freshman engineering student, who's paying part of his tuition with the proceeds. Lee soloed at 15, and had earned a department of commerce license by the time he was 17. Flowers for all Occasions' KING'S NURSERY Phone 695-J—Opelika P h o n e 134-R—Auburn Reserve Your Bound Complete 1935-36 Plainsman File Now! There will be a limited number of complete Files bound at the end of the year. Price $2-50 Place Your Order NOW So That a File May Be Reserved for You Leave Your Order At The Plainsman Office East Magnolia Y.M.C.A. Freshman Tennis Tournament Bracket Joe Burleson — L. O. We*tbrook C. C. Tisdale 1 Bye f Tisdale V :}• -}• I s Hodges —1 Bob McClure | Orrin Randolph - Allen Lamar Bye Billy McGehee Homer Vernon Howard Strong — Bye Jame: Bye L. C. Picard -1 Edwin Ledbetter J :}- }.- }• Earnest Miller — I L H. Pitts J " George Knight — Bye - James Hastie Albert Price - Jerry Kuderna — S. T. Memory Herbert Hatley - Bye Earnest | R. Joseph Gay Bye Sam Teague, Arthur Coopei Vernon Childress I Bye — J SPORTS CHATTER iBy EUGENE LEE== FIRST IN IS YEARS Saturday Auburn went down in defeat to Georgia for the first time in fifteen years. It also marked the fourth loss an Auburn track and field team has experienced in 15 years of dual meets under the direction of Coach Wilbur Hutsell. Although, the los§ spoiled the Tiger's remarkable record, it must not have been such a blow to the popular track mentor. Assistant tutor of the Bulldog team was none other than Weems Baskin, world record performer and protege of Coach Hutsell. It must have been with a great deal of pride to take his first defeat from the Bulldogs who were coached by such a brilliant pupil. Tomorrow the team meets Birmingham-Southern. . Better showing should be made as soon as some of the injured members are in better condition to perform. A, GREAT TEAM Collegiate polo business in the South would be a forgotten sport if it wasn't for the team at Auburn. Not only does Auburn have the only team, but SCHOLASTIC AVERAGES OF UNDERGRADUATE GROUPS Group Name Sem. 1935-36 Sem. 1934-35 Average Average Phi Kappa Tau — 83.85 87.78 Chi Omega* 81.78 . 85.86 Alpha Tau Omega 81.37 82.18 Senior Class 81.30 81.51 Sigma Pi ------ 80.98 76.35 Sigma Phi Epsilon . . . ^— 80.96 82.15 Kappa Delta* 80.87 80.28 Theta Upsilon* 80.47 Epsilon Mu Epsilon 80.10 82.24 All Sorority _____ — — - — — — 79-74 81.27 Pi Kappa Alpha — 79.47 78.24 Independent Women — — 78.96 80.09 All Women — - 78.60 79.77 Junior CI... —•- 78.59 78.17 Sigma Alpha Epsilon -— 78.57 77.76 Kappa Alpha _-'__— 78.57 73.86 Sigma Chi - 78.49 77.63 Alpha Gamma Rho 78.36 79.64 Pi Kappa Phi .— ' 78.35 76.69 Sigma Nu 78.28 77.63 Fraternitie. and Sororitie. 78.19 78.74 Lambda Chi Alpha 78.13 73.76 AH Fraternity 78.06 78.51 Theta Upsilon Omega 78.04 78.64 Independent Men and Women 77.88 " 78.35 AH College 77.70 77.90 Independent Men - 77.68 77.95 All Sorority and Pledge. _ — 77.62 79.06 All Men - 77.57 77.57 Phi Delta Theta - 77.48 81.30 FraU, Sororitie. and Pledge. 77.48 77.35 All Fraternitie. and Pledge. 77.40 77.16 - Alpha Lambda Tau 77.07 "80.66 Delta Sigma Phi __ 76.57 79.81 Fraternity Pledge. 76.49 75.40 Fraternity and Sorority Pledge. 76.42 75.63 Sophomore C I . . . - -— 76.31 76.06 Freshman CI... — - 76.08 76.21 Theta Kappa Nu 76.83 72.53 . Sorority Pledge. 75.82 ' 77.26 Alpha Psi 75.03 75.16 Phi Omega Pi* — 74.92 76,57 ^ Kappa Sigma 74.67 ' 76.60 Theta Chi _ . . 74.11 7-5.68 Beta Kappa - — 70.80 * 82.79 •Sorority the local team could lay claim to national honors after the way the mallet swingers conquered the University of Illinois and the University of Missouri. Although the scorers have come in for the majority of credit for the sensational victories to date, Captain W. J. Klepinger has two of the best defensive players that have appeared here in Bob Chandler and Bill Dexter. C. Witty Walter, John Rush and Paul Hicks deserve a lot of credit for their work as reserves. B. N. Ivey and Tom Bacon have been the offensive guns for the team. Bacon is receiving his first year's experience as first string player and has proven to be a hard rider and threat at any time when in "position to score. Ivey is a veteran player and the guiding genius of the team. * * * A REMARKABLE RECORD Last week Mutt Morris reached the peak of a goal that is sought by all pitchers—a no-hit, no-run game. The big hurler accomplished the win over a team that is no set-up. for any college team and as a result it was really a remarkable piece of work. Morris is a credit to Auburn, for he is not only popular with all students who know- him but has been outstanding in all forms of athletics he has participated in while here. He was captain of the football team, is alternate-captain of the baseball team and was awarded the cup recently by Forman Rogers to Auburn's outstanding athlete. It is athletes like Morris that keep sports on the pedestal it now occupies. Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe Down to HOWARD'S we must go To get some curtains for our den Then t'will look like new again. AUBURN TRACKMEN FAVORED TO WIN OVER PANTHERS SATURDAY Cindermen Reported In Better S h a p e This Week After Contest With Bulldogs; Meet To Be Held On Drake Field Tomorrow Afternoon At 2 O'Clock; Karam And Lawrence Will Run Reported to be in better shape physically than they were at the time of their meet with Georgia, the Auburn tracksters are favored to emerge victorious over Birmingham-Southern in the meet here this Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock. The return of "Rabbit" Karam and Charlie Lawrence, ace dash men, will strengthen the Tigers considerably, Three Meetings Will Be Attended By Prof Dean Frederic Child Biggin, of the Auburn school of architecture and allied arts, will attend three professional meetings held in Virginia during the month of May. He will leave Auburn on May 2, going first to Richmond for the annual meeting of the Association of Collegiate Schools of Architecture. Next he will attend the. annual gathering of delegates to the American Institute of Architects at Williamsburg; and, finally, he will attend the meeting of the National Council of Architects' Registration Boards at Old Point Comfort. He will return to Auburn on May 10. Dr. Robert Maynard Hutchins of the University of Chicago has been awarded the gold medal of the Holland Society of New York for "distinguished . service in the field of education." Brown University has eliminated mid-year examinations and semester grades in full-year courses. Both men have been withheld from hard competition because of pulled muscles suffered in practice sessions. However, Coach Hutsell will not use either man unless he is absolutely certain that they are in topnotch physical shape, because of the impending Southeastern Conference meet with Florida on May 2. The Southern baseball team will be in Auburn at the same time as the track team and this will strengthen the Panther runners a great deal because of the fact that two outstanding cindermen are members of the nine. Sanford Enslen, who plays in the outfield, is a 10-second 100 yard dash man, and Bryce McKay, another gardenman, will also don a track uniform for Southern. The Plainsmen showed up very well against the Georgia Bulldogs as they broke even 36-36 in the track events and only lost the meet because of the weaknesses in the field events. On the other hand, the Birmingham- Southern team has not turned in any outstanding performances to date and should not prove too great a threat to the Tigers. Auburn Lodge No. 76 A. F. & A. M. Announces I t s Meetings Every Second and Fourth Mondays 7:30 P. M. Rytex HYLITED AND ENGRAVEb WEDDING STATIONERY VISITING CARDS INFORMALS PLACE CARDS SOCIAL STATIONERY SYMPATHY ANNOUNCEMENTS BUSINESS CARDS BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENTS * Burton's Bookstore Be Sure To See The New Line HAGEDORN'S DEPARTMENT STORE DRY GOODS LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR LADIES' AND CHILDRENS' SHOES DRAPERIES — CURTAINS — CARPETS A Most Complete Gents' Furnishing Department Opelika, Alabama Something new for summer breakfast '* youR tCf*5 Coca-Cola Bottling Co. Opelika Phone 70 P A G E FOUR T H E A U B U R N P L A I N S M A N -.- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C INSTITUTE SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1936 LARGE NUMBER EVENTS SLATED IN HORSE SHOW (Continued from page 1) Johnson, Albion Knight, Dock Lloyd, Bob Mayo, Bob Martin, Lewis Mc- Curdy, Ralph O'Gwynne, Thurman Ross, Dan Smith, James Thomas, J . D. Williams, Norman Whitten, and Gene Yarbrough. Tom Bacon, Marshall Brawner, James Brennan, Swift Burton, Joe -Dennis, Thurman Irving, Elmer Jones, Bruce Johnson, Armand Mayville, Julian Phillips, Bill Stafford and Stanley Worsham are entered in the junior jumping class. The "B" squad of the polo team has Nook Childress, Upton Cleary, Ernest Floyd, Claude Hardee, Miller Herren, Spec Kitchens, Don Meador, Bob McNulty, Sue Powell, George Rush Wilbur Tinsley, and Billy Warren in the polo stake race. Members of the "A" squad entered for the polo bending race are John Rush, Nettles Ivey, Howard Clark, Bob Hurd, Paul Hicks, George Hardie, De Witt Yost, Bob Chandler, Swift Burton, C. Witty Walter, Marshall Brawner, Tom Bacon, and Bill Dexter. In the three and five gaited saddle horse class are W. S. Hewitt, Frances Wilson, Eleanor Home, and John Wesley. Ladies horsemanship Class has Pattie Phelps, Mary Lydia Williamson, Martha Bradford, Betty Sho-walter, Cora Lipscomb, Doris Hill, Jane Dickson, Louise Schubert, Jane Slack, Babs Thomas, Jean Mitcham, Josephine Duncan, Martha Watson, Helen Tigner, Elizabeth Allison, Mary Olive Thomas, Helen Maulsby, Marie Sewell, Mary Almquist, Winifred Hill, and Frances Wilson entered. For the jumping events Mary Olive Thomas, Ruth Lowe, Louise Schubert, Pattie Phelph, Marie Sewell, Jane Bradford, Eleanor Home, Mary Almquist, Helen Tigner, Jane Slack, Martha Watson, Jean Mitcham, Jane Dickson, and Frances Wilson are entered for the ladies jumping class. In the senior jumping class are Gordon McKinney, Dooley Gilchrist, Nettles Ivey, Henry Renfro, Red Ellen- OPELIKA . THEATRE * Friday, April 24 MAE WEST IN "KLONDIKE ANNIE" WITH Victor McLaglen Saturday, April 25 GEORGE O'BRIEN IN "THUNDER MOUNTAIN" u 99 U L Owl Show YOU MAY BE NEXT WITH Ann Sothern Lloyd Nolan Douglas Dumbrille Sunday, April 26 THE FARMER TAKES A WIFE" WITH FRED STONE JEAN PARKER Monday & Tuesday, April 27 and 28 ALJOLSON IN "THE SINGING KID" WITH Sybil Jason, Yacht Club Boys, Cab Calloway and Band, Edward Everett Horton And Lots of Others Carolina Co-eds Hit At The Opposite Sex CHAPEL HILL, N. C.—(ACP) Ben Neville, enterprising student at the University of North Carolina here recently set out to discover just what college women think of college men. He found out, too: "College men are the most selfish and egotistical creatures on earth 1" screamed the questioned co-eds. "They get drunk too much, they lack respect for girls and older people, they have no sense of responsibility for their social obligations." Their table manners are "lousy", and they t ry to brag about their dates to fraternity brothers. They are rude, insincere, disrespectful, inconsiderate, impolite, discourteous. "The thing that gets in my hair most," declared a Syracuse University girl, "is when boys won't stand when a girl enters the room; and I could scream when my partner keeps bumping into other couples on a dance floor. I hate unnecessary profanity, and I don't like loudness in a boy, either." In short, there's nothing much that's good about the American male as he is found in college. From the University of Indiana comes the opinion that "the most common failing of college boys occurs in fraternity houses after dates. There each boy openly and rudely classifies each girl. Sometimes a girl doesn't have a chance to live down a reputation after a boy has branded her." There is still hope, however. A market does exist for the campus Romeo— providing he's remodeled. A sense of humor, ruggedness of feature rather than good looks, ability to know when he's had enough to drink, a little athletic ability, and above all consideration and politeness are components of The Ideal, co-eds agree. Auburn Student Gets Job With University Arthur C. Weid, senior in electrical engineering at Auburn has been appointed graduate assistant in physics at the University of New York. Weid entered college here in 1932 and will receive his degree in electrical engineering May 25. As a student he has ranked among the highest of his class. In addition to his studies, he has served as "student assistant in the Auburn department of physics. His home is in New York City. burg, Gene Forte, Morris Pelham, Selman Johnson, Walter Thomas, Bill Dexter, Harry Hooper, John Rush, Bill Blackwell, Ferrel Bowen, and De Owen Nichols. The pair jumping entries will consist of Eleanor Home, Eldred Exley, Jean Mitcham, H. D. Smith, Jane Dickson, Nettles Ivey, Helen Tigner, Paul Hicks, Martha Jane Bradford, Charlie Adams, Jane Slack, Tom Bacon, Francis Wilson, and Bruce. Johnson. In the - open jumping class are Captain .K. L. Johnson, Lt. Col. 6. H. Franke, Captain J. L. McKinnon, Miss Helen Franke, and Captain J. V. Phelps. Sophomores entered in the musical chair class are C. S. Chisolm, John Pollard, Travis Vernon, Lester Ant-ley, Torrance Russell, Osmo Smith, H. M. Kroll, M. J. McGehee, G. Black, A. Ezzell, L. G. Goldberg, M. Stud-dard, J. R. Sivell, and J. 0. Morris. Young riders who have entered ponies are Lan Lipscomb, Jr., Fred Keller, George Pierce, and Jude Robinson, Jr. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. Tiger Theatre "Showplace of East Alabama" Auburn, Alabama SATURDAY, APRIL 25 "TRANSATLANTIC TUNNEL" with Richard Diz, Leslie Banks, Madge Evans, Helen Vinson, C. Aubry Smith, Basil Sydny. Added:—Novelty, "It Can't Be Done"; Cartoon, "Blowout". • ••••••mamaaiaB • SUNDAY AND MONDAY April 26 and 27 EDDIE CANTOR in "STRIKE ME PINK" with Ethel Merman, Sally Ei-lers, Parkyakarkus and the Gorgeous Goldwyn Girls Added:—The March of Time; Popeye Cartoon, "You Gotta Be a Football Hero" TUESDAY, APRIL 28 Robert Montgomery and Myrna Loy in "PETTICOAT FEVER" with Reginald Owen. Added:—MiUs Band in "Cavalcade of Music"; News Events. NOTED CONTRACTOR TO ADDRESS MEMBERS OF F. E. S. MONDAY (Continued from page 1) first steps taken on a college campus to make undergraduates aware of the trend in their professions. For next year plans are already underway to provide a full schedule of interesting programs. A talking picture from the Republic Steel Company in Cleveland, showing the processes used in making steel, has been arranged for; and a dramatic demonstration of the work carried out bj the Bell Telephone Laboratories is expected to be given here. Paper Will Be Read To Group Wednesday "Five Years of Progress in Southern Merchant Pig Iron Production," prize winning paper presented before the Metallurgical Congress in Chicago and the American Foundryman's Association in New York, will be presented by it's author to the chemical students at Ross Chemical Laboratory. at 11 o'clock Wednesday, April 29. All chemical classes will be excused at this hour. This paper won for it's author, Francis H. Crockard, Chief Chemist and Metallurgist, Southern District, Republic Steel Corporation, a prize of $500. It has been presented to several large industrial organizations throughout the country, and has also been published in "Metals and Alloys." NOTICE ! Those interested in basketball (both freshmen and varsity) are asked to watch this paper for date of starting spring training. NOTICE! The April number of the Tiger Rag is now off the press. Copies may be obtained at the Gym during the dances. Textile Men Gather In Auburn Saturday Dr. W. H. Cady, Providence, R. I., president of the American Association of Textile Chemists and Colorists, will be the guest of honor at the meeting of the Association's south-eastern section at Auburn Saturday. Dr. Cady is one of the outstanding textile company executives in the country, being president of a large concern in Providence. The meeting will open with an informal gathering of textile officials at the Textile Engineering Building at 4 o'clock. At 4:30 o'clock there will be held the semi-annual meeting of the Sub-Committee on Merceriza-tion called by Chairman C. B. Ord-way, of Auburn. At this time the annual report of the sub-committee's research assistant, S. M. Edelstein, of Chattanooga, Tenn., will be heard. Plans for the continuation of the research program for the next two years will be made. Many of the visitors from the textile districts of Alabama and adjoining states will probably arrive in time to attend he varsity polo game between Auburn and the Governor's Horse Guards of Atlanta. The game begins at 2:30 o'clock. Climax of the meeting comes Saturday evening with a banquet and speaking program at the Thomas Hotel. WIDE VARIETY OF COURSES WILL BE GIVEN IN SUMMER DANCE BEGINS TODAY AS ANSON WEEKS AND BAND ARRIVE IN TOWN Home Ec Group Will Entertain At Party Theta Epsilon, Home Economics Honor Society, will entertain .at a swimming party Monday afternoon, April 27, 5 o'clock, a t the Outing Club. Afterwards supper will be served to the members and election of officers for the coming year will be held. The newly initiated members are: Bessie Lee Hamilton, Melba Holley, Kathryn Sibert, Jean Campbell, and Kathryn Summers. (Continued from page 1) program. This work is given on both the graduate and undergraduate levels. Those best prepared, said Dr. Judd, will no doubt take positions of leadership in various counties in connection with the curriculum revision. For reference work and study in these courses, a special division of the College library will have available all of the latest literature dealing with curriculum studies. A curriculum laboratory will be conducted by Dr. Jenkins for advanced students. • Courses in industrial arts for elementary school teachers will be offered again this year. These courses proved to be among the most popular on the campus in 1935. Among the exhibits at the recent Alabama Education meeting was one arranged on industrial arts including the work of elementary school students taught this year by a teacher who studied last summer at Auburn. Dr. Paul Irvine will again direct during both summer terms the training school division consisting of junior- senior high school and elementary school. This division offers opportunity for practical application and experience in applying the latest methods of public-school instruction. Prof. Roy C. Cargile will serve as principal of the summer training school, one of the few conducted in the South. A survey of boarding-house prices conducted this month at Auburn reveals that the cost of room and board per full term of the Summer Session ranges from $25 to $37.50. The large number of requests coming to Dr. Judd for the list of boarding houses operating during the summer indicates a substantial increase in enrollment this year, he said. There was a 20 per cent gain in the attendance last summer over that of 1934. Patronize Plainsman advertisers. (Continued from page 1) Alice Frakes, Montgomery, Mado-line Foy, Florence; Mary Anne Gues-king, Birmingham; Charlotte Golden, Columbus, Ga.; Martha Gordy, Columbus, Ga.; Elizabeth Green, Fairfield; Mickie Green, Columbus, Ga.; Lucy Hamner, Montgomery; Mary Harper, Montgomery; Clyde Hattaway, Fitzgerald, Ga.; Elizabeth Henry, Montgomery; Helen Hobbs, Rome, Ga.; Emily Jackson, Montgomery; Mildred Johnson, College Park, Ga.; Bettye Jones, Montgomery; Margaret Lind-strom, Birmingham; Brownie Lollar, Montevallo; Jessie McClane, Talladega; Grace McKee, Faunsdale. 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