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VOLUME LVI AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1933 NUMBER 45
FORTY STUDENTS ANNOUNCE
CANDIDACIES FOR CABINET
POSTC; ELECTION THURSDAY
Seventeen Members Be Chosen
At Polls Thursday; Forty
Running For Seats
ALL PETITIONS IN
Many Students Expected To Go
To Polls As Election Fervor
Breaks Out In Earnest
FEW WITHOUT OPPOSITION
Polls Be Open From Eight In Morning
Till Five In Afternoon; Returns
Be Announced Friday
Forty students have announced
their candidacy for places on the
Executive Cabinet, according to an
announcement by John Fonville, president
of the Cabinet. All of the candidates
have turned in petitions bearing
the names of twenty-five students
to the chairman of the elections committee,
and the seventeen who will
occupy the Cabinet positions for next
year will be decided at a general election
tomorrow.
The polls will be situated in the Y.
M. C. A. and will be opened at eight
o'clock, remaining open until five.
Students will vote by schools with no
restriction as to class, the number of
representatives from individual classes
in the various schools to be indicated
on the ballots. All students
are reminded that there will be no
electioneering at the polls, and the
elections committee has announced
that a strict check will be made as to
the eligibility of all voters.
The list of the candidates is as follows:
School of Engineering
Senior representative: Phil Carter,
Lawrence Ennis, Justin Morrill, Billy
Morrison, E. W. McCall, M. D. "Scot-ty"
McRae, C. D. Schwine, K. G.
Taylor and Lon E. Williamson. Junior
representative: William B. Collins,
George A. Fort and W. V. "Bill"
Swan. Sophomore representative:
Vernon L. Collins, John Finch, B. D.
Godbald and Wm. B. "Billy" Thomas.
School of Architecture
' Senior representative: N. J. Cran-ford,
Don Pierce, Robert Rutland, and
Lynwood Poole. Junior representative:
W. N. "Bill" Cox, Gardiner Ger-rard,
J. A. Givan and Austin Martin.
School of Science and Literature .
Senior representative: "Hamp"
Morris and Charles C. Workman, Jr.
Junior Representative: Cecil Padgett
School of Agriculture
Senior representative: B. W. Ap-pleton
and E. L. Lowder. Junior representative:
Robert Kimbrough.
School of Education
Senior representative: Julian C.
Ivey and S. Reece White.
School of Textile Engineering
Senior representative: I. J. Chap-pel
and John S. Scott.
School of Chemistry and Pharmacy
Senior representative: William W.
Beck and George C. Hardy. Junior
representative:. D. H. "Danny" Gail-lard
and William M. Hughes.
School of Home Economics
Katherine Jackson.
School of Veterinary Medicine
Bill Ginn.
D. A. R. CONVENTION BE
HELD IN TUSCALOOSA
March 14-16 is the date set for the
35th annual convention of the Alabama
chapters of the Daughters of
American revolution to be held in
Tuscaloosa.
Plans for this convention were recently
announced by Mrs. Zebulon
Judd, state regent, will preside.
This is to be the first convention
to have the highest officers of each
organization present.
A formal reception will be given
on the opening night by Mrs. H. D.
Warner in honor of Mrs. W. R. Magna,
Washington, president general of
the D. A. R.
The Towassa chapter at Montgomery—
newest in the state—will be
welcomed into the state group.
Dean George Petrie
Honored By'A'Club
Dr. George Petrie, Dean of
the Graduate School here, was
awarded the major "A" by a
unanimous vote of the Auburn
"A" Club at the regular meeting
of that body last Monday night.
Dean Petrie organized and
coached the first football team
to represent Auburn and has
been one of the Tfgers staunch-est
and most enthusiastic supporters
since that time. Auburn's
first representatives on the gridiron
attained a high rating
throughout the country and Dr.
Petrie has been recognized as
one of the "fathers of football"
in the South.
25 SCHOOLS ENTER
DRAMATIC CONTEST
Eleven Contests Be Included In
Tournament Here On March
24th and 25th
PROGRAM UNANNOUNCED
Two Schools Enter Seven And
Eight Respectively Of Eleven
Branches Of Competition
Twenty-five High Schools from all
parts of the state have been entered
in the State High School Dramatic
Tourney. Those in charge announced
that this is the largest number
ever to participate in the contest.
The tourney is to be held here on the
24th and 25th of this month.
Most of the schools have entries in
several of the eleven contests, which
include oratory, readings, school news
papers, dramatics, essay writing, and
vocales. Tallassee and Fairfax High
Schools lead the list with eight and
seven entries respectively. Other
schools taking part are: Alexander
City, Bessemer, Blacksher, Colbert
Co., Fairhope, Holtville, Monroe Co.,
Pine Hill, Wadley, Lee Co., Ridge
Grove, Opelika, Sampson, Woodlawn,
Mobile, Anniston, Hackneyville, Syla-cauga,
Phillips, Ensley, Five Points,
Albertville, and Ramsey Tech.
The program has not yet been decided
upon but will be announced as
soon as all entries are in. Prof. Rutland
said that he is well pleased with
the response from the High Schools.
FINAL MASS MEETING
BE HELD ON THURSDAY
A tentative date of Thursday week
has been set for the mass meeting" at
which cheerleaders for next year will
be chosen, according to a statement
made public today by Bill Ham, present
cheerleader. According to the
present plans, this rally will be dedicated
to the seniors, since it will be
the last one that they will have an opportunity
to attend while in school.
The meeting will be held in Lang-don
Hall at night and an interesting
program is being arranged. Coach
Wynne will be the featured speaker,
with several other prominent personages
also scheduled to say a few
words.
The band will be present to play
for the affair, and in all probability a
parade will precede the meeting. All
candidates for cheerleader will be
given an opportunity to lead yells,
and the winner will be chosen by the
student body, instead of by the "A"
Club as was formerly the custom.
Ham has asked that all candidates
turn in their names to him as soon as
possible and a date will be set after
which no candidates will be accepted.
This rally will be a novelty in that
never before has such an affair been
held except during the football season.
Interest is keen as to the outcome
of the meeting, and a large attendance
is expected.
TREASURY LICENSE
PERMITS BANKS TO
OPEN AGAIN TODAY
Both Auburn Banks Reopen,
And Institutions Throughout
Country Resume Business
NO RESTRICTIONS PLACED
Many Customers Revive Business
In Auburn As Money Is
Permitted To Circulate
BANKING BOARD TO MEET
Forty-Nine Alabama Banks Granted
Licenses; All Metropolitan Clearing
Houses Open
The extended bank holiday in Auburn
came to an end this morning
when both the city's banks reopened
under privilege of a license granted
them by the Secretary of Treasury.
The local banks are now prepared to
transact business on a normal basis
for the first time since the holiday
began.
Business was brisk throughout the
morning as many customers visited
the banking institutions. So far there
have been comparatively few withdrawals
and deposits will probably
be in excess to outgoing cash. The
business air has taken on new warmth
and optimism prevades the atmosphere
throughout Auburn.
No restrictions have been placed on
the banks as was first thought there
would be. The only regulation that
has been issued concerning those
banks whether or not licensed to carry
on usual and normal functions has
been issued by the Secretary of
Treasury. The regulation concerns
hoarding and reads in part: "No
banking institution shall permit any
withdrawal by any person when such
institution, acting in good faith, shall
deem that the withdrawal is intended
for hoarding. Any banking institution,
before premitting the withdrawal
of large or unusual amounts of currency,
may require from the person
requesting such withdrawal, a full
statement under oath of the purpose
for which the currency is requested."
At present there are forty-nine
banks in Alabama operating under
the licenses granted them. There is
to be a meeting of the State Banking
Board for the purpose of considering
applications to reopen from all State
banks and most of the banks in Alabama
will probably be open within the
next few days.
All banks in clearing house cities
opened yesterday as did the majority
of the banks in twelve Federal Reserve
centers.
With the reopening of banking institutions
all over the nation has
come added confidence in the Roosevelt
administration and in business
conditions in general. Quotations in
the American dollar were resumed
on money markets yesterday "and the
opening figure was at $3.43 to the
pound sterling at London, a cent higher
than before the bank holiday. The
Chicago Board of Trade indicated
that it might reopen futures trading
Friday. One major bank in the country
has failed to open, The Harriman
National Bank at New York, and a
conservator has been appointed.
TRIBUTE PAID TIGER
HARDWOOD PERFORMERS
Minus the services of a 1932 regular
until the second semester when
Capt. Slick Kaley returned to school,
Auburn's 1933 basketball team failed
to turn in a sensational record, but
the fine showings made by the Plainsmen
in each of the 17 games in which
they participated was a direct tribute
to the expert coaching ability of the
taciturn Sam McAllister.
McAllister literally started from
the ground up to build his 1933 five,
as his- first six players in 1932 were
missing when the past season rolled
around. The Tiger cage generalissimo
said before the 1933 season started
that he would be satisfied if his
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NOTICE!
Joint meeting of the Home Ec. and
Ag. Clubs tonight in Comer Hall at
7 o'clock. Members urged to attend.
ENGINEERS TO
CELEBRATE IN
FETES FRIDAY
Classes For Engineering Students
Be Dismissed At 10 A.
M.; Gala Day Foreseen
POLO GAME ATTRACTION
Ball To Be Held Friday Night;
Will Tap Tau Beta Pi Pledges
At Annual Dance
NO ADMISSION TO GAME
At 6:30 P. M. A Banquet Be Held
In Eastern Star Room; To Tap
Eta Kappa Nu's At This Time
Engineer's Day, observed annually
by engineering students in honor of
St. Patrick, the first engineer, will be
held on March 17, this year. The
program for the day will begin at 10
o'clock when classes for engineering
students will be dismissed for the day.
At 10:15 a technical demonstration
of radio and sound phenomena will
be given in Langdon Hall sponsored
by the local chapter of A. I. E. JE.
At 1:45 in the afternoon, Lt. Tom
Gunby's Polo Club will offer as the
feature attraction of the day, a polo
game between the Orange and Blue
varsity teams on Bullard field. No
admission will be charged.
Immediately following the polo
game, the traditional Ag-Engineer
baseball game, at 3:30, will be played
on the varsity diamond. Both teams
have been putting in a great deal of
practice, are in fine condition and
will offer a good seven innings of entertainment.
At 6:30 p. m. the Engineers will
hold their annual banquet in the
Eastern Star rooms over the Cash
Store. Prof. John C. McKinnon, of
the Mechanical Engineering department,
widely known as veteran master
of ceremonies will preside at the
feast of St. Patrick as toastmaster.
The principle speaker of the evening
is to be Lt. Volney C. Finch, head
professor of aeronautical engineering,
who will speak on a very interesting
subject. In addition to this,
the local chapter of Eta Kappa Nu,
national electrical engineering honorary
fraternity will hold its tapping
ceremonies. -
At 9 p. m. the annual Engineer Ball
will be staged at Alumni Gym.. Due
to a previous engagement, the Auburn
Knights, popular local orchestra
will be unavailable for this dance. In
their stead, will be Susie Freeman
and his Dixonians, a popular outfit
from Columbus, Ga.
One of" the features of the dance
will be the annual opening tapping
ceremonies of Tau Beta Pi, national
honorary fraternity for Engineers. A
scholastic cup is to be awarded the
freshman in engineering who had the
higjhest scholastic average for the
last year, by Tau Beta Pi.
Due to financial conditions this
year, the usual ribbons for engineering
students will not be worn on this
occasion. The Student Executive
Committee, consists of A. C. Black,
R. W. Wages, R. P. Lapsley, T. E.
Curtiss, Isaac Ledbetter, and R. G.
Pitts. The Executive Committee has
expended every effort to make the day
enjoyable and.hopes that its attempts
to carry on this traditional custom of.
Engineers Day will be successful.
CHICAGO DEAN TO
DELIVER ADDRESS
IN LANGDON HALL
Classes Be Excused Thursday
At Eleven To Enable Students
To Hear Dr. Spencer
STUDES ASKED TO COME
Prominent Educator Will Discuss
New System Inaugurated
By Hutchins At Chicago
SPEAKS AT ELEVEN
Spencer Is Alabamian, From Anniston;
Made Business Dean At U.
Of Chicago In 1924
CHAPMAN TELLS OF
O. D. K. CONVENTION
At a meeting of Omicron Delta
Kappa last night Fred Chapman, delegate"
from the local circle to the national
convention held at Duke University
in Durham, rendered an extensive
report of the conclave.
Chapman told of the marked advance
made by Omicron Delta Kappa
during the last few years, of new
chapters installed, and of the prominent
speakers present at the convention.
He further stated that P. O. Davis
was elected to the publications Endowment
committee of the fraternity
at the convention.
Classes will be dismissed at 11:00
o'clock Thursday morning for a special
convocation period in Langdon
Hall where Dr. W. H. Spencer, dean
of the school of business, University
of Chicago will address Auburn students
and faculty. Students and faculty
are asked to attend.
Dean J. J. Wilmore, chairman of
the Administrative Committee, has
arranged for faculty members to meet
and talk informally with Dr. Spencer
at 2:00 o'clock that afternoon in the
president's office. In view of the
fact that the University of Chicago
has initiated and is applying new
ideas in higher education under the
new administration of Dr. R. M.
Hutchins, it is believed that many
of the Auburn faculty will be interested
in getting first-hand information
on these educational innovations.
Dr. Spencer is an Alabamian, his
home being in Anniston. He graduated
from Birmingham-Southern in
1907 and received the Th.D. from
Chicago six years later. He was made
dean at Chicago in 1924.
Dr. Spencer returned to Alabama
to attend a Founders' Day program
at Birmingham-Southern on March 17
at which he will be the principal
speaker.
ECONOMIC BUREAU HEARS
DEAN SCOTT IN ADDRESS
Four happenings which probably
widely influenced the run on banks
were named by Dean J. W. Scott in
his talk before the Bureau of Economic
Research which met Monday
night in the president's office. These
were namely, the Mitchell affair, the
Michigan affair, rumors, and the
hoarders' fear of Roosevelt's liberal
ideas.
Dean Scott speaking on the Relation
of Money and Banking to the
Depression, discussed the important
moves which President Roosevelt has
taken toward relief as, the issuance
of new currency, the allowance of the
Federal Reserve Banks to loan money
directly to individuals and the calling
of gold into the treasury. The President
threatens to publish the names
of all gold hoarders who do not turn
their gold into the treasury.
"Backing the new currency by
government bonds makes it possible
to issue eleven billion dollars worth
of this currency" Dean Scott continued.
"In the past two years over
ten billion dollars have been put into
circulation through the soldiers bonus
and government deficit. A new issue
of three billion dollars is not
likely to change the situation very
much although it will aid the banks
temporarily."
This was the fifth meeting held by
the Bureau of Economic Research for
the purpose of making a study of^the
depression. The Bureau will meet
again next Monday night in the president's
office.
BLUE KEY SOCIETY SELECTS
TWENTY-TWO OUTSTANDING
JUNIORS; ELECTION MONDAY
Forensic Society
Elects Twelve Men
At the spring election held
" Tuesday night, Phi Delta Gamma,
national professional forensic
fraternity, chose twelve
members of the junior class for
membership. The men chosen
are prominent in various societies,
technical as well as literary,
on the campus.
The men pledged are: Fred
Chapman, Otis Spears, J. C. Ivey,
Hamp Morris, J. K. Boseck, B.
W. Appleton, H. E. Harris, Dave
Miller, F. Birdsong, J. S. Harris,
D. C. Turnipseed. Prof. Beck,
of the school of education, was
elected to honorary membership.
Phi Delta Gamma is an honorary
forensic fraternity, sponsoring
inter-society debating
activities. The men pledged will.
be initiated at an early date.
Society Is Organized To Recognize
Outstanding Service To
Alma Mater
TWENTY-TWO CHOSEN
Blue Key And O. D. K. Select
Different Groups, Setting
New Precendent
SOCIETY ACTIVE HERE
Luncheons Held Every Three Weeks
During Collegiate Year; Fostered
Honor Society Ball
GAMMA SIGMA DELTA
SELECTS SEVEN MEN
Membership Limited To Upper
Fifteen Percent Of Class In
Scholastic Standing
IS AG FRATERNITY
Gamma Sigma Delta Awards
Cup To Most Outstanding Ag
Student End Of Each Year
CORRECTION
In a recent issue an article appeared
stating that the new art editor of
the Glomerata will be chosen by the
present editor. On the contrary, bids
will be submitted to the new editor
and he shall award a contract to any
art editor or art editors that he sees
fit. The position of art editor no longer
exists as a campus office, but is
now a contractural position, depending
on submitted bids and specifications
for the art work in the year
book. Awarding of contract will be
entirely in the hands of the new editor,
to be elected on March 29.
Seven seniors in the school of agriculture,
W. G. Beatty, Birmingham;
J. B. Brooks, Killen; H. S. Fisher,
Huntsville; W. W. Matthews, Scotts-boro;
M. S. Phillips, Carrollton; J. C.
Slone, Auburn; and T. P. Whitten,
Roanoke, were recently elected into
Gamma Sigma Delta, national honorary
agricultural fraternity, according
to a statement issued this morning by
F. S. Arant, secretary-treasurer, of
the local chapter. The other officers
of this chapter are W. D. Salmon,
president, and O. C. Medlock, vice-president.
Membership in this fraternity is
limited to fifteen per cent of the graduating
class, this percentage being
taken from the twenty-five per cent
having the highest scholastic average
for the past three and one-half years.
Honesty, leadership, personality, and
participation in agricultural and other
campus activities are further considerations
for election.
Alabama is the only chapter of
Gamma Sigma Delta in the South, the
other chapters being in northern and
mid-western states. The local chapter
was founded here in 1916. Each
year it awards a cup to the best all-around
junior in agriculture.
Prof. F. E. Guyton is national president
of Gamma Sigma Delta.
Blue Key, national activities society,
elected twenty-two juniors to
membership at a meeting held Monday
night. ,
The men chosen are: John B. Bass,
of Gadsden; Rudolph Blanton, of Forest
City, N. C ; Lawrence Ennis, of
Birmingham; J. L. Fincher, of Cullo-den,
Ga.; William Gaines, of Mobile;
George Hardy, of Eutaw; E. W. McCall,
of Gadsden; F. S. McLaren, of
Birmingham; Warren MacMahan, of
Tuscumbia;. D. Hampton Morris, of
Geneva; Donald Pierce, of Birmingham;
Lynwood Poole, of Montgomery;
Robert Rutland of Auburn; John
Scott, of Huntsville; K. G. Taylor, of
Albany, Ga.; James Vann, of Birmingham;
George E. White, of Columbus,
Ga.; Randolph White, of Union-town;
James Wible, of Montgomery;
OHver Wiley, of Troy; George Williams,
of Tuscumbia; Charles Workman,
of Ashland.
The purpose of Blue Key is to recognize
men who have rendered outstanding
service to their alma mater
in some form or other.
Departing from the usual custom,
Blue Key and Omicron Delta Kappa
have drawn for their personnel twto
different groups of men, no one man
receiving a bid to both organizations.
It is thought that this plan will do
much to create a more active interest
in the organizations on the part of
their members.
Drawing its members from every
phase of campus life, Blue Key has
long enjoyed the reputation of being
one of the most active honor societies
here. Luncheons are held on each
third Wednesday in the collegiate
year, at which time student problems
are brought up and discussed. Various
activities on the campus are
sponsored by Blue Key, among them
baseball programs, the Honor Society
Ball, the Blue Key Award, and a number
of others.
Herbert F. Croen, Jr., of North
Tarrytown, N. Y., is president of the
local society. Other officers are:
Stuart Pugh, vice-president, and Calvin
Black, secretary-treasurer.
WELDING PICTURE WILL
BE SHOWN IN LANGDON
As an added attraction to the regular
program of Engineers Day, the
welding picture which was to have
been shown last Friday night, will be
shown in Langdon Hall Friday night.
The operator of, the projection machine
was unable to satisfactorily adjust
the film last week, so that it was
necessary to postpone the affair. Approximately
two hundred students
and townspeople had gathered for
the picture when it was found that
the film did not fit correctly in' the
machine.
The picture will deal with the operation
and uses of oxy-acetylene welding
as applied to present day industry.
Several reels of film have been
procured from the Air Reduction
Sales Company's Birmingham office
through the cooperation of Prof. C.
H. Cobb.
The time for the picture will be
announced in Friday's issue of the
Plainsman, for the benefit of all who
are interested.
ADDITIONAL WORDS MAY
BE SENT IN TELEGRAM
At no cost you may now include
four extra words in a telegram, according
to an announcement made by
the Western Union Telegraph Company,
as long as the four words mean
"Reply By Western Union". You
can even make it five, if you say, "Answer
Collect By Western Union".
Telegraph officials denied that the
gift to the public is a scotch one,
pointing out that the use of the free
words by anyone will hasten the answer
to a telegram and therefore will
benefit the public as well as the company.
REGISTRAR PREPARES
LIST OF CANDIDATES
The Registrar's Office has prepared
for the Invitation Committee of the
senior class a list of candidates for
graduation at the May and August
commencement exercises. The list
will be posted for several days on the
bulletin board in Samford Hall. Seniors
are requested to report to the
Registrar's Office corrections as to
spelling, degree, and time of graduation.
It is desirable that the list be
absolutely correct when it is forwarded
to the printer.
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REPORTERS
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BUSINESS STAFF — Assistant Business
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Assistant Advertising Manager: William
Hall. Circulation Manager: George
H. Lester. Circulation Assistants: Fred
Moss, Dan Parkman, William G. Emrey,
Arthur C. Weid, Joe Whiteside and William
Letford.
A PRACTICABLE HONOR SYSTEM
One of the best honor systems now in
operation in this country is at the University
of Virginia. It is a system in which
the faculty plays no hand whatsoever. It
is student-organized and student-operated.
It extends into every department of the
university. It is backed up by reputation
and tradition, being several score years old.
Honor is not confined to classwork alone.
Any student caught violating a strict code
of honor is immediately reported to a student
council who act on. the offender with
dispatch. Dishonesty of all kinds, whether
it be in a poker game or on an examination
meets with the swift punishment of the
students.
The honor council is composed of departmental
representatives, very similar to our
Executive Cabinet. In this council is vested
all powers of enforcement of the honor
system.
Malefactors are reported by two other
students. To many this appears to be a
modification of the stool-pigeon idea; however,
this attitude is based on false reasoning.
Any law-abiding citizen will report a
murderer or burglar; why should not a law-abiding
student report a dishonest classmate?
Not to report an offender is to
.shield a criminal, and that in itself is a
crime. .. "'
/The honor system at Virginia is highly
successful; every student in the university
cooperates to make it so. There are two
factors which make it successful; its traditional
background and its enjoyment of
the approval of the students.
In the beginning an honor system at Auburn
would not be backed up by respected
tradition. However, every good thing has
to have its beginning.
The question of whether an honor system
here would have the approval of the students
is problematical.
Again the question: Are the students
willing to organize and set into operation
an honor system which will wholly eliminate
dishonesty in the classroom?
TO THE WOMEN
Student government elections are being
held. On the officers elected depends the
progress to be made in the next school year.
The Women Student Government officers
will be elected today. On the girls elected
will depend the status of co-eds in the next
year.
When the ballots are cast this afternoon
for the nominations and ensuing election,
every woman student should and must give
serious and careful consideration of the
name on her ballot. Personal feeling should
enter into a campus election not at all.
The girls best fitted to hold the respective
offices should be the ones elected.
Qualifications for a position on the Woman
Student Government Council are many.
The girl should be a straight thinker, one
who sees clearly and is capable of sanely
carrying out the ideas of the 'Women students
on the campus. She must be broad-minded,
yet possessed of rare good judgement
and common sense. Above all must
the candidates be possessed of interest—
be wide awake to the possibilities for co-eds
to become an organized working force.
She must be willing to sacrifice time and
effort to furthering the welfare of women
students. She must be an organizer and
an executive—for she will be in a position
where she is expected to know what to
do and how to do it.
Every woman student on the campus
must be at the election to cast her vote.
Any girl that shows such a lack of interest
in her student group as to fail to put
in an appearance at the polls, is not worthy
of being calleda student of the institution.
Yet each voter must come with a cool head
and be fortified with calm deliberation and
unbiased feelings. The girls to hold the
positions of responsibility must be elected
because of. their qualifications and not because
of popularity or organized political
frame-ups.
BEHOLD THE GATE-CRASHER
During the past year, there has been a
decided increase in the amount of "gate
crashing" at nearly all social functions on
the campus. Particularly has this childish
art been applied to fraternity dances, and
the offenders have in most cases been fraternity
men. Certainly, the man who would
attend a private function uninvited has no
sense of self-respect, nor has he any personal
pride. Undoubtedly those who are
wont to practice this ungentlemanly art
know better, yet they remain, in the eyes
of everyone, a reflection upon their fraternity
and, even upon their parents.
The natural alibi which the offender will
t ry to pass off upon his conscience, in order
that it might be kept clear, is that the fraternity
giving the function had meant to^
extend him an invitation; but for some unknown
reason, he had been overlooked. Be
this as it may. The man who attends a
dance without an invitation is very much in
evidence to the hosts and he is invariably
the target for remarks which are in no way
complimentary. It is quite possible that
one might harden himself against this sort
of abuse to such an extent that it would not
have any effect upon him; but even then he
should have enough fraternity pride to refrain
from lowering the name of. his brothers
by connecting it with such action.
There is usually an excellent reason on
the part of the hosts for not inviting certain
people to their social affairs, but under
the present conditions which are prevalent
in most fraternities, the factor limiting the
number of guests is the amount of space
available. Neither is intoxication or feigned
intoxication suitable excuse for any action
of this kind, and it is hoped that men
who are supposed to 'be of the best social
standing will forget some of their high
school tricks when college dances are involved;
THESE CANDIDATES
The fact that forty promising underclassmen
have announced their candidacies for
seats on the Executive Cabinet is indeed
encouraging.
Never since the establishment of .the student
government in 1929 has the student
body manifested such widespread interest
in it.
The array of candidates this year holds
more promise than ever before.
Out of the forty candidates seventeen
will be elected.
Students should exercise the utmost care
in selecting these seventeen.
Honor societies will do well to consider
the newly-elects carefully. It is they who
will do the work in student affairs next
year.
And it must follow that they should get
recognition.
With the election of seventeen outstanding
and intelligent men to the Cabinet, the
student government next year has every
chance of commanding the respect and interest
of the student body.
AN INCURABLE DISEASE?
Five years ago the United States was a
country of fat and plenty, of industrial
construction, of intense commercial activity,
of material progress, of mammoth
crowds, of peace and plenty.
Today it is a nation of soup kitchens, of
cross-word puzzles, of howling agitators,
of scared bankers, of disillusioned college
boys.
There is scarcely a single mature man in
the country who has not expressed his belief
as to the causes of the present situation.
Industrial leaders, economists, professors,
journalists, authors, historians, preachers,
a host of authorities in many fields have
filled the newspapers with individual opinions
on the matter for the last three years.
Newspapers themselves have concocted
slogans in the hope that it all was a matter
of the public's frame of mind, slogans
that are now uttered in irony.
The small business man has added his
painful bark to the general howl. The
trouble is overproduction! No, it is underconsumption
! No, it is Japan! No, it is war
debts! No, it is deflation of currency! No,
it is the concentration of people in cities!
And thus have they analyzed the situation,
each in his own fashion.
Today the hue and cry has died, leaving
the country in a state of hopeless despair.
No one man can point to the cause or
causes of the depression, and no one man
can point a sure way back to the norm.
If the nation takes on new courage and
cooperates to the best of its ability in meeting
a crisis, it will be safe to hope for recovery
within five or six years; if the situ-
Thunderations
By Gam
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this
column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of
this paper. It is a column of personal comment,
and is not to be read as an expression of our
editorial policy.
I ACKNOWLEDGE with my best grin
the letter I received Sunday which had
"love" substituted for "Very truly
yours", and accused me of "Pondering the
profound depths of subjects like yellow-haired
co-eds and lollipops". Some boy you
are. I also looked up .that ".Facetiousness"
word.
*• * * *
Some of you girls have glorious facades
and eye popping foundations, but it's the
belfry that counts. See?
* * * *
I feel just like a word I saw in the dic-tionery
awhile ago. Now the word book is
closed and I have forgotten how I feel. I
think I feel like a piece of bread buttered
on both sides (borrowed). I feel like a
frehsly saddled horse. Stand away or I'll
probably kick you.
Ever see a side-tracked train? I think I
look like one. A minute and 111 blow for
you. I look like a freshly poured cup of
coffee. I'm hot all over and muddy in the
head. I feel as if it were Spring again.
. You know . . . Springtime . . . when all
drunk people, Bing Crosby, and birdies sing
. . . . when fools and freshly poured people
fall in love. I supposed a freshly poured
person would be a person who was born
yesterday . . . you know, what I mean.
I wish this page was done. I want to go
open the medicine cabinet and look at a
razor blade. I think I shall whittle on my
radio. What do you think you'll do? • Oh
you can. read this stuff if you want, or
you can run light candles or something.
I'll not have aches in the head and pains on
the collar-bone supposing whether you- read
this stuff or not. Just like talking into a
microphone; one never knows what the Hell.
You read this? Fine. Come write it for
me sometime, and see how you like staring
at a bare-faced typewriter. See how you
feel sans sapience.
Say you know I got an idea. Just like
that. And remember as you read down one
will do anything this time of night.
On a suggestion, and with apologies to
Syracuse, it was done. Here 'tis . . . .
Sans a girl
Sans a dog
Sans the wherewithal
Hey
. Say, I feel terrible.
Sans a kiss
Sans a smile
Sans Mendelssohn . . . an aisle
Yes
I guess, I feel terrible
A dime in one
A hand in the other
Pocket
A hole in one
Another in t'other
Shoe
x
An awful feeling
Comes taking things
(Fooled you)
So at last it's come to this
A poet (A stew)
Hey
Say, I know I feel terrible.
¥ *P T5 *J-Now
wasn't that euphonious? It ain't
often I get euphuistic, but when I do . . .
Well you see. Now I feel like an egg waiting
to be turned on the other side.
Isn't it surprising to learn, on pinning
them down, how much sense people you
know really have?
* * * *
Thoughts and Things: I hear I missed a
good "A" Club Hop, Saturday Night. And
I learned I missed a good party after the"
dance at one of the local hostelries.
I want to go camping and have pine
needles fall in my face. And hear bull
frogs bellow like Tibbet.
* * * *
Home brew in the ice box in the winter
time makes me want to go put on white
ducks and wear black and white shoes. Remind
me to clean up my white and black
shoes.
Mine may be the face on the barroom
floor, but no one can throw dust in my
eyes. Certain girls may do well to remember
this.
An English professor at Cornell discovered
an essay which had been copied word
for word from the preface of a text-book
not used by that class. He said he would
omit mentioning the person's name if the
student would present himself. After dismissal
he found himself face to face with
five individuals.—Gamecock.
ation continues to grow worse at the present
pace "let someone else guess where it
will end", as Mr. Mencken says.
%. AUBURN FOOTPRINTS >
He's probably withdrawn from school by now, has the student who asked the
professor if he would get parallel-credit for reading the textbook.—Gamecock.
* * * * * * * *
Miss Nora Towles left for Opelika Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and returned
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. .
* * * * * * * *
Gum's yaller-headed ko-ed swaps two dozen eggs for a shampoo in the local
beauty market.
* * * . * * * * *
i
"I came in here to get something for my wife."
"What are you asking for her?"—Yowl.
* * * * * * * *
"Is my dress too short?"
"It's either too short or you're too far in it."
* I * * * * * * *
. "You'd feel better if you'd go for an auto ride with me."
"Yes, I'll bet it would put me on my feet."—Orange Peel.
* * * * * * * *
"Mama, can I go out to play?"
"What, with all those holes in your pants?"
"No, mama, with the little boy next door."—Bison.
* * * * * * * *
Prof.—You missed my class this morning, didn't you?
Gum—No, not at all, professor.
* * * * * * * *
"George, dear, you're growing handsomer every day!"
"Yes, it's a favorite trick of mine ten days before your every birthday."—Yowl.
* * * * * * * *
Gum: You can't take it.
Ko-ed: You didn't give it to me right.
* * * * * * * *
Horace and a co-ed went out walking,
They strolled beneath the trees,
The co-ed stepped into a mud puddle
And it came up to her ankles.
(No ryme? the puddle wasn't deep enough).
* * * * * . * * *
Absent Minded Professor, meeting his son on the street: "Hello John, how's
your father today?"
* * * * * * * *
What this campus needs is Donald Trowbridge to sing "My Canary Bird's Got
Circles Under His Eyes."
ACROSS THE CAMPUS
By P. 0. Davis
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this
column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of
this paper. It is a column of personal comment,
and is not to be read as an expression of our
editorial pelicy.
* * * * TO WHOM does the Alabama Polytechnic
Institute belong? It is my institution;
it is your institution. It is
an institution which belongs to all the people
of Alabama. Furthermore, it is a national
asset.
Since it belongs to you and me, it is our
solemn obligation to protect and defend it,
to guard its good name everywhere and
under all circumstances, and to do all we
can to build it up as much as we can and
the least to tear it down.
Anything that you and I may do to damage
the property or to mar the good name
of Auburn is detrimental to our institution.
Hence it is detrimental to ourselves. Moreover
the person who sows evil or destruction
becomes a creature of evil and destruction.
"Whatsoever ye sow that shall ye also
reap", the Divine record tells us.
* * * - *
President Roosevelt in his inaugural address
vigorously condemned dishonesty of
all kinds. He charged dishonesty in high
places with much responsibility for economic
distress and financial chaos which he
found when he became President. He presented
evidence to support his charges.
And dishonesty in high places is a natural
out-growth of dishonesty in low places.
For example, any one who "swipes" an electric
light bulb may not realize it but he is
stealing, is being dishonest.. He is taking
something which does not belong to him.
The same is true of any other petty
thievery.
The person who engages in such stealing
may escape punishment from others but he
cannot escape punishment from himself.
Any intelligent person knows when he is
stealing. He can't forget it and since he
cannot forget it his conscience will certainly
condemn him. If he continues he is certain
to take his stealing practices wherever he
goes. Such becomes part of him.
I hope that any one reading this will
take it to heart before taking another electric
light bulb or stealing any other property,
be i t ever so small.
The bank moratorium is over, according
to announcements from Washington. Big
banks, middle-sized banks, and little banks
have opened their doors for business in the
usual way.
Since money is the life blood of the economic
structure we assume that the blood
has been purified, refreshed, and replenished
so that it will continue to function properly
without interruption or collapse.
Momentous changes have taken place
within the last fortnight. The public feeling
now seems to be that the bottom has
been touched and improvement has begun.
No one, however, can be sure. Only time
will tell.
One thing is sure. This nation is going
through a new experience. All of us hope
that in the end we shall be a bigger and
better nation. We must profit by our mistakes
in the past and proceed wisely in the
future.
=!: * * *
Director L. N. Duncan has requested
members of his extension service staff to
take advantage of each opportunity to cooperate
in relief work throughout Alabama.
County agents, home demonstration agents,
specialists, and supervisors are cooperating
with others for the relief of the distressed.
Committees have been created in many
of the counties for the purpose of conducting
systematic relief work. Federal funds
are being used. A State committee with
headquarters in Montgomery is directing
the work for the State.
* * * *
"During all the wars in which this country
has engaged as a nation—the Revolutionary,
the War of 1812, the Mexican War,
the Civil War, the Spanish-American, and
the World War—Americans killed in action
or who died of wounds—number under
300,000."
The above paragraph comes from the
Travelers Insurance Company, to which was
added:
"During the last 15 years—a period approximating
the total duration of these six
major wars—Americans killed in automobile
accidents within the United States or
who died of such injuries have numbered
325,000."
While the war casualty list is not as large
as is generally accepted by the public mind
economic distress and grief in connection
with post-war adjustments are excruciatingly
terrible as.most people are now willing
to admit.
-P *& V V
Arthur Brisbane, famous columnist for
newspapers has written in glowing terms
concerning California. One fact he emphasizes/
It is that California is not balancing
the depression at the expense of her schools.
The schools of that State are rulnning despite
depression. Hence, California, is not
making a public criminal of her schools as
is being attempted in other states.
No intelligent person would defend inefficiency
in a school system but to balance
a state budget at the expense of schools
efficiently operated would be a crime for
which the boys and girls of this and the
next generation will be punished.
Schools need public confidence, agriculture
needs public confidence, business needs
public confidence, banks need public confidence,
and everything else now needs public
confidence. \
One after another the pillows of our economic
structure have crumbled. Now the
question arises, what, shall we do with the
wreck? The answer is a lot if we restore
confidence.
These are stirring times. Chaos and
distress are abroad. We need to look at
ourselves, take confidence and press' forward,
believing in other people and in our
institutions.
INVICTUS
By Casual Observer
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this
column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of
this paper. It is a column of personal comment,
and is not to be read as an expression of our.
editorial policy.
THE PRESIDENT has set a precedent
in governmental action for Congress
as well as the various state
legislatures to follow. Whether his adtions
will prove to be right or wrong he has at
least done something. That alone, is more
than Congress can profess to have done.
And beyond all doubt is something the hypocritically
stagnant state legislature can
lay claim to with any degree of reason.
The people of the state are as much to
blame as the legisators themselves in that
they have allowed such inefficient public
servants to remain in office for so long a
time. At the present they are spending a
half a million dollars the state does not
possess, are involving the state in numberless
controversies to add to those that have
already arisen, and have capped it all by
their inability to show a single progressive
move in this, or any other session for the
past four years. Besides being afflicted
by a popularly chosen executive puppet,
the citizens continue to tolerate a legislative
branch that has defeated education and
every other formerly decent institution
within the entire commonwealth. The entire
state is undergoing a rapid process
of governmental and institutional decay.
"Without justice", said St. Augustine,
"states are nothing else but large bands of
robbers, as bands of robbers are nothing else
but little states." And he knew that he was
speaking a great truth, so expertly proved
in Alabama since his day.
* * * *
"Religion", says Catholicism, "is a strict
obligation incumbent on man." That statement,
in the author's opinion, smacks of a
highly developed narrowness in belief. Religious
orders, whether they be Catholic
or of other creeds, tend toward narrowness-.
Religion of any worthwhile value should be
adopted through no sense of obligatory incumbency.
On the contrary i t appears Entirely
logical that religion should be more
individually optional. There is no true
beauty in the worship of a Diety if such
worship is hot developed through a sense
of individual desire for the establishment
of a relationship between individuals and
their chosen Diety. Above all, true religion
should not be regarded as an incumbency.
* * * *
With full realization of the handicaps
placed upon the present athletic department
for the past several years, Observer still
believes that if one-hundred percent of the
students contribute fifty percent of their
student activity fees to athletics, that more
than ten percent of the students should be
placed in a position to take advantage of
the athletic program. Four major sports
are supported by the institution, and it is
hardly logical to contend that those sports
offer the number of openings the students
deserve. Minor sports, while not as spectacular
and as full of mass appeal as those
sponsored by the present athletic program,
in many cases require more skill and are as
fully exciting as the sports within the so-termed
major athletic group.
* * * *
The spring elections fill the junior minds
with bewildered doubt, indifference, and
hopes . . . thus far they have not shown the
competitive zeal of other years . . . talk
turns to term papers, theses, and even
graduation . . . then what . . . just in case
the two embattled seniors have ceased firing,
Observer wishes to thank them in behalf
of the editor for supplying such a
large amount of copy . . . if there is any
other question anyone would like to argue
about, Observer will cheerfully take the
initiative . . . name it—we need the copy
. . . instead of the usual practice, giving
the institution ten dollars as a diploma
fee, the order should be reversed . . there
is going to be a general curtailment of commencement
expenses, and ten dollars seems
to be way out of proportion . . . out of
reach and practically impossible . . . if the
usual fee is asked for, ninety-nine percent
of the graduating class will commence loaf*
ing at home ten dollars in debt . . . if an
entire faculty can exist on credit and promises
for two years, one small graduating
class should be able to offer up at least one
C. A. B. H., nee, I. O. U. . . . technocratic
overflows have taken a place beside the
bustle for the time at least . . . the gentleman
from New York has the floor . . . the
newly promised beer will be much more appropriate
for the summer months . . . you
can't trick Congress into passing a beer
measure (legislative) in mid-winter . . .
Hoover is still taking deep breaths . . the
senses of taste and smell are worth $2500
according to a Pennsylvania jury in deciding
the value of their loss to an accident
victim . . . and this is over.
France's debt payment was a franc failure.—
Winston-Salem Journal.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1933 T H E P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE PAGE THREE
GEORGE MOORE SPEAKS TO
JUNIOR SCIENCE ACADEMY
Alabama's quota of 75 reptile species
includes a varied assortment of
47 snakes, 28 turtles and terrapins,
•eight lizards, a single alligator family,
and perhaps a member or so of the
genus crocodiler The reptiles vary
in size from that of the alligator
down to tiny worm snakes of only a
few inches.
This summary of the State's reptilian
population was given by George
Moore who represented the Auburn
High School science club before the
first Junior Academy of Science
meeting held in connection with the
Alabama Academy of Science gathering
in Birmingham last week.
The young scientist hastened to
add that only three of the 47 types
of Alabama snakes are poisonous—
the rattler, the moccasin, and the very
beautiful but highly venomous little
coral snake.
He advocates the .protection of
most of these reptiles because, he
said, the majority of them are harmless
and' feed on undesirable insects
and rodents. The alligator is valuable
for its skin, lizards are harmless
and are the best destroyers of insect
life, while the diamond back turtle
will bring $5 per dozen in eastern
markets.
"Some of the most beneficial
snakes are the coach whip, the scarlet
racer, and the rat and king snakes.
They consume great quantities of
rats, mice, ground squirrels, and other
destructive rodents.
"All except.the poisonous snakes
should be protected. We have laws
which protect song birds and those
which are beneficial. Why not let
Alabama lead in the protection of
beneficial reptiles?
"Alabama snakes are not aggressive.
Rattlesnakes will always give
warning with their rattles before
they strike. The water moccasin is
less to be trusted although it will
likely slide off into the water when
approached. The copperhead moccasin
gives no warning but it 'minds
Science Academy Head
Professor J. F. Duggar, .President
of the Alabama Academy of
Science, which met in Birmingham
last week-end.
its own business' and will usually
run. I have walked up to and caught
several in the last year and never
has one attempted to bite until I began
playing with it. If a person gets
too close to a rattlesnake, it will rattle
its tail as if to tell him to stop.
If the tail strikes dry leaves it will
make considerable noise and as soon
as the person steps back it will probably
run.
"The coral snake, found only in
the southern part of the State, has
an uncertain disposition and its bite
proves fatal in about three times out
of four. If a snake ever runs toward
a person it is blind because it has not
completely shedded its old skin."
Mrs. Tulley McCrea Seriously
111 In Hattiesburg
Prof. Tulley McCrea of the English
department has been called to
the bedside of his wife who will undergo
a- major operation. Mrs. McCrea
is in Hattiesburg, Miss.
THE BIG STORE WITH THE LITTLE PRICES—
HAGEDORN'S
Largest Department Store in East Alabama
VISIT OUR GENTS FURNISHINGS DEPARTMENT
"Sir Gallahad" Shirts—Arrow Trump Shirts—
Interwoven Sox—Cheney Neckwear—Universal
Pajamas—Hickok Belts and Buckles.
Prices Most Reasonable!
HAGEDORN'S
k Opelika, Alabama
Semi-Final
Best 2 out of 3 falls - 1 hour time limit
JIMMIE DEMOS ROY ALLEN
Boston, Mass. vs. Knoxville, Tenn.
168 Lbs. 165 Lbs.
Main Event
Best 2 out of 3 falls - 2 hour time limit
TARZAN
"Masked Marvel"
vs. Los Angeles
180 Lbs.
KID
LOTT
Birmingham
180 Lbs.
3 Rounds Preliminary Boxing
$2.50 IN GOLD GIVEN TO HOLDER OF
LUCKY ADMISSION TICKET
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
Opelika
(AMERICAN LEGION)
Women Traveling Alone
Prefer The Hotel Molton
FIFTH AVENUE AND
TWENTIETH STREET THEY know its character—Its
reputation for rigidly maintaining
certain standards. They
Ilka Its friendly, courteous and
i n f o r m a l atmosphere. They
value Its considerate, attentive
service. And they find It moat
convenient to be so close to the
shopping district 'and the
aters.
RATES
AS LOW AS $1.50
Legion's Third Mat
Card Be Staged In
Opelika Wednesday
Two boys with a lot of ballyhoo
behind them—Kid Lott of Birmingham
and. "Tarzan, the Masked Marvel"
of Los Angeles, California—will
meet in the main event of the Amer-cian
Legion's third wrestling card at
the local arena Wednesday night. The
winner will have to take the best 2
out of 3 falls within a 2 hour time
limit. In the semi-final, the best 2
out of 3 falls with a one hour time
limit, Jimmie Demos of Boston will
take on Roy Allen of Knoxville,
Tenn. As a curtain raiser, the Legion
will probably schedule a three
round boxing match. The show will
start promptly at 8:15.
The main event has all the earmarks
of what is known in showmanship
circles as a "natural." Both
Lott and.Tarzan have appeared here
before—both wrestled "Roughouse"
Jack Hagan—and both won their
matches. Tarzan licked Hagan on
the first card two weeks ago and Lott
beat "Roughouse" here last week.
Lott and Tarzan are pretty evenly
matched in size and weight and their
match promises to give the fans their
money's worth. E. A. "Dizzy" Pruett
will referee both wrestling matches.
The grapplers appearing on the
Legion cards here are the same ones
who are making the circuit of the
larger Alabama cities such as Birmingham,
Montgomery, Gadsden,
Florence, Anniston, and others. Thus
Opelika fans have the opportunity of
seeing matches just as good as the
ones put on in these larger cities.
SOCIETY AND NEWS FEATURES
Society Editor — BAM A LYNE AYRES — Phone 122
Polo Game Feature -
Of Engineers' Day
A polo match between two picked
squads of the Auburn Polo team, as
announced by Lt. Tom Gunby, coach,
yesterday, will be one of the features
of the annual Engineers. Day. The
game will be played on Bullard Field
beginning at 1:45 Friday afternoon.
Each team will consist of five players
picked as equally as possible by
the co-captains appointed for the occasion.
Oel Johnson, varsity No. 3
player, will head the Orange side
while Lewis Jones, No. 2 man of the
first team, will lead the Blues.
The two teams will be picked from
the following men of the varsity
squad: P. E. Duke, J. L. Fincher, W.
0. Johnson, Oel Johnson, L. M. Jones,
J. S. Morrill, J. H.' Suydam, Elwood
Rouse, J. E. Wood, and G. A. Fuller.
News Flashes
From Abroad
UNIVERSITY OF NORTH
CAROLINA
Chapel Hill, N. C.—The statement
made by David Clark in an editorial
in the Souther Textile Bulletin concerning
the activities of the U. of N.
C. Press has resulted in a demand by
the officials of press of a complete retraction.
The substance of the offensive
statement was: that "taxpayers
of North Carolina paid for printing
the volume and that they are even
now contributing approximately $25,-
000 per year for printing and publicity
at the U. of N. C. much of
which is for the purpose of spreading
socialistic and communistic doctrines."
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WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Washington, D. C—The refusal of
the student council of Washington U.
has embroiled the school in a controversy
regarding the rights of the
collegiate press as opposed to the
power of the student council. In the
interest of correct news for release to
the student body in general, the editors
of the "University Hatchet" proposed
that a reporter selected by the
editors should be present at all meetings
of the council, replacing the
member of the council now acting as
reporter. The defeat of this proposal
at the hands of the council resulted
in a great deal of editorial comment.
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BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY
Provo, Utah.—As might be expected
the school, named for that ancient
artist in matrimony, Brigham Young,
has installed a marriage course,
known as "Preparation for Marriage."
No doubt the faculty feels sure that
such a course will enable the bones of
one of the greatest husbands of the
last century to rest in peace.
Patronize Plainsman Advertiser*.
Business Improvement
Shown By Publication
Improvement in business activity
as indicated by building permits, cotton
consumption, cotton spinning,
coal production, and electric energy
sales were shown in the* March issue
of the Alabama Economic Review,
published by the Alabama Polytechnic
Institute and mailed today.
Decreases were shown, however, in
demand deposits in banks, advertising
linage, savings deposits, bank clearings,
life insurance sales, bank debits,
coke production, and pig iron output.
Figures presented compared January,
1932, with January, 1933. In a
summary statement of conditions, the
publication said.: "Statistical comparisons
of buisness for January of
this year with January a year earlier
are much more favorable than such
comparisons have been for several
months. This condition indicates that
business is not declining as rapidly
as a year ago even if it is operating
at much lower levels."
The review points out that "Alabama
farmers along with other farmers
of the .nation continue to suffer
under a vicious price disparity as
they pitch their crops for 1933."
Prices received for things farmers
sell are given at 51 while prices for
things they buy are given at 105 with
prices for the pre-war period being
taken as a base index at 100. "This
situation places the farmer's purchasing
at a very low point and naturally
depresses all lines of business," the
review commented.
PERSONAL
MENTION
Auburn Debaters Meet
Union Thursday Night
A debate between Auburn and
Union University, Jackson, Tenn.,
will be held tomorrow evening at 8
o'clock in the Y. M. C. A. rooms.
Everyone is invited to attend.
John Moffett and Otis Spears will
represent Auburn, debating the negative
of the question: "Resolved: that
the United States should agree to the
cancellation of the war debt."
On Tuesday, March 21, Auburn
will meet the University of Florida.
The time and place will be announced
later.
Last week-end the Auburn freshmen
won from the Georgia Tech night
school and lost to the Mercer freshmen
; the varsity lost to Georgia Tech.
No-decision debates were also held
with the University of Georgia freshmen
and varsity.
Auburn representatives on the trip
were W. G. Hall and Charles Workman,
varsity, and B. H. Johnson and
Merwin York, freshmen. They were
accompanied by Prof. E. G. Hess, director
of debate.
Rev. Hay Speaks To
Opelika Rotary Club
Rev. S. B. Hay spoke before the
Opelika Rotary Club on Tuesday evening,
March 7. Mr. Hay gave a very
interesting review of the book "Fortune
to Share" by Bash Young, one of
the leading insui-ance salesman of
the United States.
The story is that of a young man
with an inferority complex, confronted
with many hardships of which he
overcame and became a successful
happy man.
Mrs. E. E. Lowe gave several vocal
numbers. John Kinnet of Columbus,
was also a welcomed visitor.
Auburnites Attend
W.O.W. Barbecue
Several Auburn people were among
the fifty guests that attended the
barbecue given by Arthur Bankston
on Wednesday evening, March 1, at
the Woodmen of the World hall in
Opelika.
Representatives from the Atlanta
office were Walter W. Grant, division
manager, Mr. and Mrs. Harris and
Mr. and Mrs. Willougby of the sales
department. Mr. Grant acted as toast-master.
Taken from the Library through mistake.
Garner's Political Science,
Meadows name in it. Return to
Mrs. J. W. Sparks at the Library.
Mr and Mrs. J. B. Israel and sons,
Elmore and Frank of West Blocton
were the guests of their daughter,
Libby Jean, at Smith Hall Sunday.
* * *
Dr. and Mrs. J. L. Seale and Mr.
and Mrs. C. L. Isbell jointly entertained
at bridge on last Tuesday
evening.
The subject "The Modern Essay"
was continued at the meeting of the
Discussion Group which met with Mrs.
C. A. Basore on Wednesday morning.
* * *
Mrs. A. Collins is confined to her
home on east Magnolia street with
influenza.
* * *
Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Staples announce
the arrival of a daughter,
Peggy Long, .born March 2.
* * *
Miss Bessie Feagin, national inspector
of Kappa Delta has returned
to Birmingham after several days
visit here with Kappa Delta's.
* « *
Mrs. Arnold R. Goener of Rochester,
N. Y., was the guest of her sister,
Emma George Cary, in Smith Hall
several days last week.
* * *
Mrs. A. St. Dunstan is at the bedside
of her sister, Mrs. David Theleen,
in Los Angeles. Mrs. Theleen is seriously
ill.
* * *
Mesdames B. B. Ross and J. T. Anderson
had as their guest Sunday,
Mrs. Dallas Boyd of Montgomery.
* * *
Mrs. Mary Belle Murrell, superintendent
of the Jennie Clarkson Orphanage,
has returned to her home in
Valhalla, N. Y., after visiting her sister,
Mrs. J. T. Anderson.
He * *
Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Thigpen announce
the arrival of a son, March 4.
.* * *
Among those attending the lecture
of Dr. Holms in Montgomery, Wednesday
evening were Dean Judd, Dr.
and Mrs. Jerome Kuderna and Miss
Margaret Garrett.
* * *
Dr. J. F. Busey, of Frisco City, was
the guest of his daughter, Mrs. J. C.
Grimes, last week.
* * *
Mrs. B. F. Thomas, Mrs. John Ivey,
Prof. W. D. Salmon, and Rev. William
B. Lee, attended a P.-T. A. conference
in Montgomery Tuesday.
* * *
Dr. W. H. Spencer will address the
faculty and students of A. P. I. on
Tuesday, March 16. Dr. Spencer is
Dean of Commerce and Business at
the University- of Chicago.
* * *
Mrs. P. O. Davis returned from St.
Margaret's Hospital Sunday where
she underwent an operation several
weeks ago.
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Leyland Smith Now
Member Art League
Leyland Smith, l>opular student on
the campus, has been admitted into
the Southern States Art League as
an active member because of his excellent
work in art. This organization
is composed of professional and
advanced artists. Leyland also belongs
to the Alabama Art League.
D. A. R. Meets With Mesdames
Petrie, Scott and Miss Thomas
Mrs. George Petrie and Miss Willie
Thomas were joint hostesses with
Mrs. J. W. Scott on Tuesday afternoon
to the D. A. R.
A talk on "Indian Traders Wivies",
was given by Mrs. Henry Hanson.
Mrs. Scott and Miss Elizabeth Forney
were elected delegates to the state
convention in Tuscaloosa March 15-
16.
Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Grimes spent
Sunday in Montgomery.
* * *
The McCreary home on South Gay
street is now occupied by Mr. and
Mrs. T. B. Chambers.
* * *
Dr. J. F. Busey and Mr. and Mrs.
J. C. Grimes were dinner guests of
Dr. and Mrs. A- D. Burke, Saturday.
* * *
Dr. Rosa Lee Walston spent Wednesday
visiting in Tuskegee.
* * *
Mrs. W. M. Askew entertained the
choir of the Trinity church with an
informal tea on Saturday afternoon.
Capt. Ott Assigned
New Post In Kansas
Memorandum from the War Department
has been received here indicating
the assignment of Capt. E. S.
Ott of the R. O. T. C. Staff to the
two-year Command and General Staff
School at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas,
for the 1933-35 term.
After coming to Auburn in the.
summer of 1929, Captain Ott has taken
a leading part in civic enterprises
of Auburn in addition to making a
large number of friends among students
and faculty. He is president
of the Rotary Club of the local John
H. Wills Post, American Legion.
Captain Ott. is the senior officer attached
to the artillery unit of the
Auburn R. O. T. C.
W. C. T. U. Meets
On Wednesday
The W. C. T. U. held a meeting at
the Baptist church on Wednesday
afternoon of last week. A short
business session was held by the president
Mrs. I. S. McAdory. Interesting
papers were read and discussed
by Mesdames Bruce McGehee and E.
W. Camp.
Mr. Edwards Speaks On
Missions At Episcopal Church
Mr. W. Edwards spoke on mission
work Wednesday evening at the Episcopal
church. Mr. Edwards and his
wife are the guests of Mrs. Lazarus
while in Auburn. Mr. and Mrs. Edwards
came from the Indian mission
in Escambia county.
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PAGE FOUR T H E P L A I N S M A N - x A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE WEDNESDAY, MARCH IS, 1933
AUTHORITIES ON RUSSIA WILL
LEAD FIRST RUSSIAN SEMINAR
Group Of Americans Will Visit The Soviet Union For The Purpose
Of Studying Conditions In The Country; Seminar Will
Also Visit Other Countries
Boston, Mass.—Early in July a
group of Americans will visit the
Soviet Union under the guidance of
specialists. The movement will be
called the First Russian Seminar and
every possible attempt will be made
to give the members an unprejudiced
insight into conditions, past, present
and future. Propaganda of all kinds
will be avoided. Experienced Ameri
can authorities will accompany the
group giving talks to the members of
the Seminar on such subjects as History,
Economics, Politics, Art, Architecture
and Religion.
An advisory committee of leading
Americans who are authorities on
Russia has been formed, includingthe
following names: Stuart Chase, New
York City; Professor Kenneth Con-ant,
Samuel H. Cross and Bruce C.
Hopper, Harvard University; Henry
W. L. Dana, Cambridge; Prof. George
H. Day, Occidental College; Prof.
Samuel N. Harper, The University of
Chicago; Henry I. Harriman, President,
United States Chamber of Commerce,
Boston; Prof. Walter W.
Hyde, University of Pennsylvania;
Prof. Frank Nowak, Boston University;
Grove Patterson, editor of the
Toledo Blade, Toledo; Prof. D. C.
Toole, Princeton*University; Prof. G.
T. Robinson, Columbia University;
F. Tredwell Smith, New York City;
and Whiting Williams, Cleveland.
' Extensive contacts have been
made with the cultural and political
leaders of Soviet life and there will
be frequent opportunities for informal
discussions with men and women
who are responsible for the present
policies. Frank round table discussions
with question and answer period
will be the order of the day.
To the thoughtful American^citi-zen,
anxious to learn the utntfost possible
about the ways and means of
improving our present civic-economic
organization, the First Russian Seminar
will make a strong appeal. In
the case of Soviet Russia, more than
ever before, it is necessary to see in
order to understand. So many conflicting
reports emanate from Russia,
tempered with propaganda, or personal
prejudice, or both, that the
sponsors of the Seminar believe it
will provide a splendid opportunity
for those who wish to understand the
significance of this gigantic experiment
in Communism.
The Seminar will remain in the Soviet
Union for a month after first
having visited London, Copenhagen
and Finland en route to Leningrad,
the first stop of the Seminar in Russia.
The Republic of Russia, which
is the most important unit of all the
union of Socialist Soviet Republics,
will occupy the Seminar for about
two weeks and include a visit to Leningrad,
Moscow, Novgorod and Gorki.
There will be a four day trip on the
Volga by river steamer. The Caucasus
and the "Caucasian Riviera"
will precede the Russian steamer trip
across the Black Sea to the Crimea
for a detailed visit of this region.
The giant dam at Dnieprostroi will be
visited after which the Seminar will
proceed to Kiev by Dnieper River
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steamer. This will give the Seminarists
an opportunity to see the .Great
Black Belt and the Ukraine. The
Russian portion of. the Seminar ends
at Odessa, but one of the most interesting
features of the trip will be a
two week's Near East Cruise, ending
in Venice, including stops in Rumania,
Bulgaria, Turkey, Macedonia,
Greece and Albania. The group' will
proceed overland from Venice to
Paris, sailing from Cherbourg to New
York. ?
The entire plan has been conceived
and will be carried out on a nonprofit
basis under the direction of the
Bureau of University Travel, Newton,
Mass. The minimum rate of $619 is
made possible by using the lowest
grade accommodations but members
may travel any class they choose by
paying the actual difference in tariff
rates.
NEW YORK STUDENTS
IN EDITORIAL FIGHT
Goode Relates Fine
Points Coon Hunting
Montgomery, Ala., March 15.—
Coon hunting is a science with Rep.
R. J. "Bob" Goode of Gastonburg,
president of the Alabama Coon Hunters
Association.
With many sport loves, there is no
other one that he gives as close study
or as much attention..
"The sport of coon hunting is like
any other game or sport," explained
Rep. Goode. "It is necessary that
there be a fair understanding of the
purposes, technique and and fine
points to be properly appreciated.
"The primary requisites are coons
and coon hounds, given which, the
sport may be pursued with that degree
of satisfaction and success as
the ability of the hound and the endurance
of the hunter justifies.
"There is no kind of hunting in
which the dog is used for pursuit of
game which requires a higher degree
of ability, skill and training than is
demanded of the coon hound.
"To yield the maximum of sport,
the hound must have the appearance
of a hound; he must have a good tongue
on the trail and especially at the
tree; he must have the courage and
endurance to take the hardest kind of
going, such as briars, brush and icy
water; he must have nose enough to
follow the trail under the most adverse
conditions, and must have sufficient
experience and intelligence to
fathom the wiles of the quarry so
that the tree to which the final retreat
-is made, is accurately and correctly
pointed out."
The raccoon has put up a brave
fight for existence, eluding traps,
dogs and. guns. Pew animals are
more widely known or excite more
popular interest, than the raccoon.
•New York, N. Y.—Following the
editorial accusation made in the Daily
News of New York University that
one of the members of the college
boxing team, had not received sufficient
medical attention following an
injury, the faculty of the school voted
that the staff of the paper should
be removed and the paper suspended.
The meeting of the faculty was held
during the absence of the faculty advisor
of the paper, and the recommendation
of the board turned over
to the student senate.
Economic And Civic
Affairs Reflected In
Number Of Fires
Hunters are cautioned by the Alabama
Game and Fisheries Department
to be careful of fires. Fires not only
destroy timber, " but also destroy
game. Forest fires are the most destructive
forces faced by wild life.
' The hunter should be careful to
cover his campfire before leaving it,
and extinguish matches and cigaretts
before tossing them away. Help preserve
game by preventing fires.
Warden C. F. Hill of Montgomery,
is a Sherlock Holmes with his ears.
He can almost tell by the popping of
the guns whether the game laws are
being violated.
Several days ago he heard shooting
a distance of 14 miles away and landed
four game law violators. On another
occasion shots he heard a distance
of five .miles away led to the
arrest of four more persons for violating
the game laws.
TRIBUTE PAID TIGER
HARDWOOD PERFORMERS
(Continued from page 1)
proteges won two college games, and
they won twice this number against
eight setbacks in the newly-organized
Southeastern Conference.
With a little luck the Bengals
would have emerged victorious in
eight of the conference contests
which they lost. Four of their eight
setbacks in the S. E. S. were by one
point margins.
Auburn's seasonal record for the
past hardwood campaign was six triumphs
and 11 losses, two of the three
additional reverses- were by one and
two points.
Captain Ott Speaks
To Legion Auxiliary
Captain E. S. Ott of the military department
spoke on "National Defense"
at a meeting of the Opelika
American Legion Auxiliary last
Thursday. His talk was a part of the
Washington Birthday observance of
the organization.
Included on the program were vocal
selections by Miss Lamar Padgett,
readings by Mrs. Flay Spann, and
"Respects to the Flag and Its History"
by Robert Motley" and Orrin
Brown, boy scouts.
NOTICE!
There will be a meeting of those
interested in a tennis team and those
who would like, to improve playing
conditions here in Auburn at Lang-don
Hall Thursday evening at eight
o'clock.
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Montgomery.— Current economic
and civic conditions are often reflected
in the origin of forest fires, ac-.
cording to the Alabama State Commission
of" Forestry. Practically all
such fires are caused byN human beings,
and the reasons, or lack of reason,
responsible for the intentional
burning of other people's property
are naturally of great concern not
only to the landowner but also to the
general public.
Incendiarism, or the deliberate setting
of fires, is one of the chief
sources of damage to forest property.
In 1931 about twenty-four per cent
of all the forest fires occurring during
the year comprised burnings from
this cause. In 1932, however, only
about thirteen per cent of the fires
were attributed to incendiarism.
It is probable that a number of
factors entered into the situation resulting
in this reduction. The educational
campaign carried on by public
OXFORD STUDENTS
ANTI-MILITARISTIC
Oxford, England.—The 275 members
of the student union of Oxford
University who voted for the following
resolution: "This house will in
no circumstances fight for king or
country", received a box containing
275 white feathers, addressed individually
to the men voting for the
resolution. -
and coordinated agencies has been
particularly effective with the younger
generation. With the passage of
years the younger people are maturing
and forming a greater proportion
of the active rural population', with
the result that a smaller percentage
of trie woodland residents are disposed
to set fires.
Another factor that enters intp the
situation is that current uses of timber
for domestic and commercial purposes
include much smaller sized trees
than formerly. Since these are the
trees most easily damaged by fires,
the fact that they constitute merchantable
material undoubtedly n as
acted as something of a deterrent to
wilful burning.
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Marie Paris Featured
In Vaudeville Friday
Miss Marie Paris, who is featured
in the all girl revue which is coming
to the Tiger Theatre, Auburn, Ala.,
acts as mistress of ceremonies and
also directs the musical sweethearts.
Miss Paris, a native of St. Louis,
started her careei-with the St. Louis
Municipal Opera Company. During
the season of 1926, Marie had an important
part in Oscar Hammerstein's
Operetta, "Rose Marfe".
Mr. C. B. Cochran (an English producer)
interviewed and- immediately
thereafter signed Miss Paris to fill a
role in his production of "Castles In-
The Air" to play in London. Liking
musical. comedy so well, Marie accepted
an attractive offer from the
Messrs. Shuberts, and toured with
one of the Shuberts' hits, "The Mad
Cap", starring Mitzi.
The late Florenz Ziegfeld drafted
her for his "Rio Rita" to play in Australia
during the seasons of 1928 and
1929. Miss Paris spent the seasons
of 1*930 and 1931 touring R. K. O.,
Loew, and Orpheum circuits in the
United States.
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A large packing case is exhibited on a raised platform.
A young woman climbs into the box. Head,
hands and feet protrude, and are held by spectators
while the magician takes a crosscut saw and,
with the help of an assistant, saws through the
center of the box and apparently through the wo-
EXPLANATION:
There are many explanations for this illusion. One
method of performing this illusion requires the
presence of tiuo girls in the box. One girl curls up
in the left half of the box with her head and hands
protruding, giving the effect you see illustrated
above. The other girl is doubled up in the right
half of the box, with only her feet showing. Nobody
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Cigarette advertising, too, has its tricks.
Consider the illusion that "Flavor" can be
achieved by some kind of magical hocus-pocus
in manufacturing. .
EXPLANATION: Just three factors control
the flavor of a cigarette. The addition of artificial
flavoring. The blending of various tobaccos.
And the quality of the tobaccos them-
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