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Mid-Term Dances Jan. 21, 22, 23 THE PLAINSMAN TO FOSTER THE A U B U R N S P I R IT Mid-Term Dances Jan. 21, 22, 23 VOLUME LV AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY,-JAN. 6, 1932 NUMBER 28 Work Resumed Students Return To Examinations M i d - T e rm Examinations and Dances to Come In A Few Days 25 TO GRADUATE Plans Made For Mid-Term Graduation Exercises On January 21 Streets of Auburn took on new life Saturday and Sunday with the influx of approximately 1800 students returning after the Christmas holidays to resume their studies. Very few absences were reported by professors, who stated that practically every student was present for classes Monday morning, when scholastic work for the New Year was resumed according to schedule at 8:00 o'clock. Students bent over study tables-preparing previously assigned work for Monday could be seen Sunday evening as lights burned anew in dormitories and fraternity houses over the town of Auburn. A feeling of enthusiasm and interest was in evidence on the campus Monday morning as students rushed to attend their first classes for the year 1932. All faculty and staff members were on hand. "Plans for the mid-year commencement exercises were forthcoming from the President's office with the date set for the 21st of January. Approximately 25 graduate and undergraduate degrees will be~~awarded by President Bradford Knapp at this annual event which is to take place in Langdon Hall at 7:30 p. m. The first semester examination period will begin on Friday, January 15, at 8:30 a. m.\ and will terminate at 5 p. m., Thursday, January 21. Registration for the second semester will be held on Friday and Saturday, January 22 and 23, and on the Monday following, class work for the new semester will begin. The annual Junior Prom will be held on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, January 21, 22, and 23. Announcement has just been received by President Knapp from the E. I. DuPont De Memours and Company, Wilmington, Del., awarding the Alabama Polytechnic Institute a research fellowship for the year beginning September, 1932, to be devoted to research work in soil chemistry; and leaves the institution free to choose the line of work to be pursued. This is regarded as another recognition of the valuable work being carried on here, especially the very comprehensive work in soil chemistry connected with the Experiment Station in the Department of Agronomy and Soils. CONFERENCES ON WORLD PEACE TO BE HELD BY CLUB Better Understanding of International Difficulties Is the Purpose ^ MRS. KNAPP SPONSOR Public Invited to Hear Speakers on Subjects; Dr. Reynolds Heads First Discussion To better understand the many ramifications of the present relations of the United States with other world powers a series of three monthly conferences on international relations has been arranged here at the suggestion of Mrs. Bradford Knapp, chairman of the department of America*. Citizenship of the Alabama Federation of Women's Clubs. Details have been worked out by Dr. B. R. Showalter, director of the Extension Teaching division of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute with the cooperation of Dean J. W. Scott, of the school of science and literature.. Civic leaders, ministers, editor, women's club members, Auburn students, and the public are invited to these conferences which are to deal with many phases of the present world crisis. Dr. Wade Reynolds, Auburn professor of history, will lead the first discussion at the initial conference on Tuesday afternoon at 2:00 o'clock in Langdon Hall, which will consider the background of our present international difficulties. Dr. Reynolds will explain "The Causes of the World War." Tremendous problems which faced the Allies following the world war will be discussed by Prof. J. B. Draughn, history instructor, whose discussion is titled "The Aftermath of the "World War." Particular attention will be given to the Versailles Treaty, the Larcarno Pact, reparations, and war debts. The concluding phase^of the opening conference will be discussion of "The Present Effects of the World War" by Dr. George Petrie, head professor of history and dean of Auburn's graduate school. At the second conference, the exact date of which is to be announced later, discussions of the economic aspects of America's international relations will be led by faculty members of the department of economics and sociology. Auburn Alumnus Made Judge By Gov..Miller On Tuesday, January 5, Governor B. M. Miller appointed Judge F. Lloyd Tate of Wetumpka, a judge of the 19th judicial circuit. He succeeds the late Judge George F. Smoot. Judge Tate is an alumnus of Auburn, being the editor of the first Glomerata and one of the founders of this publication which has become a vital part of the student affairs of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute each year. While in college Judge Tate had to work to earn his way. He milked cows and did everything else he could to earn money. Later he studied law and practiced at Wetumpka. At one time he was attorney-general of Alabama. His interest in his alma mater and in public affairs of his state has grown from year to year. NOTICE! The P.-T. A. will hold a meeting Friday afternoon, at 2:45 in the new school building. Mrs. E. W. Burk-hardt will talk on "When Is Home a Success?". Kiwanis Launch Year With Meeting Monday The Auburn Kiwanis Club launched a new year of service with an entertaining and instructive program at noon, Monday. Emmett Sizemoje gave an illustrated lecture on the cotton situation of the present and also traced- it back more than 100 years, or before the cotton gin was invented. . The speaker said that the world carryover of American cotton as of August 1, 1932, is expected to be around 13,000,000 bales. This figure is based upon the present supply and the present rate of consumption. He explained that 13,000,000 bales will be the largest carryover on record and about three times the average carryover. Another chart showed that cotton consumption and general business are closely coordinated in their developments. They go up or go down together, he explained. Reports on holiday work of the club were made' by Prof. J. Cs Grimes and R. Y. Bailey. Club singing was a feature, the leader being Dr. H. C. Hoffsommer, with Mrs. Mary Drake Askew at the piano.. The meeting was largely attended. Four visitors were present, they being J. T. High, W. A. Benson of Nashville, John Farris, editor, and Sam Fort, business manager of the 1932 Glomerata. NOTICE! • All students desiring newspaper experience, see Bob Greer, Theta-Chi House or phone 210. Virginia Flowers Will Lead Grand March of Junior Prom; Decorations And Orchestra To Be Most Colorful Bernie Cummins Colorful Figure In Musical World Rated As One of America's Best FRIEND OF CELEBRITIES Organized in 1923 Has Risen Rapidly to Prominence; Notable Engagements Looming -beyond the mid-year exams the annual Junior Prom awaits a restless student body. Plans for the most spectacular set of dances ever given here neared completion this week, and restrained social activity during the holidays is expected to find an outlet at the gala celebration to take place January 21, 22, and 23. Bernie Cummins, whose orchestra will furnish the "music, is awaited with much expectancy. Cummins is known as one of the most striking figures of the music world. He has a John Barrymore profile—smart dresser— married to a. New York heiress —gave up professional boxing to become a musician and today rates as one of America's most popular young maestri with a record of notable engagements to his credit. He is the intimate of many cele-braties, having once lived next door to Walter Winchell. He is a close friend of Maurice Chevalier, Babe Ruth, and Rudy Vallee. Thinks Val-lee is a regular guy despite*all the things said about him. He likes sports and recently challenged Ben Bernie and Wayne King to a match of golf. Bernie's first professional engagement was as hoofer in Chicago at the old Pafisien Palace. Vauderville followed until he was seized with the desire to direct a band, and in 1923 organized the orchestra that has risen to such prominence in the past few years. Bid cards for the dances have been placed in the drug stores and fraternity houses, and are to be collected Sunday. Auburn Knights Play For Numerous Dances Members of the Auburn Knights Orchestra returned this week from a two-weeks' tour of south Alabama, where a number of dances were played during the Christmas holidays. Their program was opened on Monday evening, December 21, when they played for the Christmas Hop of the University Military School of Mobile, which was held at the Battle House. On Tuesday and Wednesday preceding Christmas Day, the orchestra played for dances at the Flomaton High School in Flpmaton and the American Legion club house in Mon-roeville. While in the latter town, the members were entertained at a dinner given by Nick Hare at his home. Christmas Eve witnessed the annual ball of the Mobile Club of Auburn, and this affair at the Battle House was one of the highlights of the season. The Atmore Country Club was the scene of a dance Christmas night played by the Auburn Knights. Other dances played were Flomaton, January 30; Monroeville, New Year's Eve; and Atmore, New Year's Day. The Battle House in Mobile was headquarters for the orchestra during the trip, and while there, programs were played during the lunch and dinner hours. On Tuesday, January 29, the Knights played for and attended a banquet given by the Kiwanis Club of Mobile. NOTICE! Bid cards for the Junior Prom have been placed in all fraternity houses and in the Tiger Drug Store. These cards will be collected on Sunday, January 10. No cards can be accepted after that date. Devil Arrives To Rule Domain of Merrymakers Milton and Dante take the hind-dermost when Charles F. Davis, Mallory Collins, and B. A. England, Jr. play hell with the decorations for the mid-year dances. Conceived by the ingenious minds of these young architects a devil has been born. No fallen angel in the depths of inferna could have assumed the insidious proportions of this intriguing depiction of the malicious spirit. Dancers will tremble in the wake of a false god when they gaze on the face, nine feet high, of Satan arrayed in all his diabolical glory, leering down upon them from his throne directly beneath a crimson canopy to which added effects will be" derived from a system of indirect lighting which will be carried out in all phases of the decorations. The music masters will dispense their Terpischcrean augmentations from within the encircling arms of Lucifer as crystal balls cast their flittering shadows upon the dancers. Belching smoke in anger at those who daretred the portals of the damned in quest of pleasure the "King of Sinners" will shroud the entire floor with an errieness pleasant in its uniqueness. Schedule Announced For Basketball Team Twelve games, 11 with Southern Conference foes, appear on Auburn's 1932 basketball schedule announced today by Coach Sam McAllister. A practice contest was played with Hubbard Hardware, of Columbus, Ga., Tuesday, giving the Tigers 13 tilts before the annual Southern Conference tournament in Atlanta, February 26 through March 1. The season officially opens against Birmingham-Southern in Birmingham Friday night. The Plainsmen will play only three college games at home, meeting Georgia Tech in Alumni Gymnasium next Tuesday, January 12; Vanderbilt here in a return contest, January 30, and Georgia here, February 16. The card: Jan.* 8—Birmingham-Southern at Birmingham. • Jan. 9—Vanderbilt at Nashville. Jan. 12-—Georgia Tech at Auburn. Jan. 22—Florida at Gainesville. Jan. 23—Florida at Gainesville. Jan. 30—Vanderbilt at Auburn. Feb. 5—Tulane at New Orleans. Feb. ,6—Tulane at New Orleans. Feb. 8—L. S. U. at Baton Rouge. Feb. 9—L. S. U. at Baton Rouge. Feb. 16—Georgia at Auburn. Feb. 23—Georgia Tech at Atlanta. Feb. 26-March 1—Southern Conference tournament at Atlanta. English Instructor Quietly Wed Xmas Mrs. L. M. Woody, of Auburn, and Mr. Charles R. Wade, instructor in I English, were quietly married at 5 p. m., Saturday, December 19. The ceremony was performed at the home of the bride's sister, Mrs. W. R. Branham, Jr., 948 William's Mill Road, Birmingham, by Rev. Newton, pastor of the Druid Hill Baptist church. The wedding was a surprise to all except close friends and relatives of the couple. NOTICE! Dr. Charles Herty will be in Auburn for his regular lecture at the Ross Chemical Laboratory on Friday, January 8, from 1:00 to 2:00 p. m. Montgomery Debutante to Be Escorted by Robert Greer in Spectacular Event HELD FRIDAY NIGHT As a Student at Woman's Coll e g e She Has Attended Numerous Dances Here Last night" the Social Committee selected Miss Virginia Flowers of Montgomery, to lead the mid-term dances which will be held in Auburn on January 21-23- inclusive. Robert Greer of Birmingham, president of the junior class and a member of the Theta Chi social fraternity will lead the grand march with Miss Flowers, at the Junior Ball which is to be held, Friday evening, January 22. Daughter of John J. Flowers, county tax assessor of Montgomery county, Miss Flowers is 'a popular de butante - of last season and has attended numerous dances here in the past. At one time she attended Woman's College located in Montgomery and has been a very popular member of the younger social contingents throughout the South, having been honored in leading several dances in Montgomery last season. Only members of the junior class will take part in this grand march. The plan was introduced last season and found quite successful.^ Bid cards were being filled out rapidly during the early part of the week and a large number of young women are expected to represent the collegiate set from practically ever town in the surrounding territory. Six fraternities will give house parties including Phi Delta Theta, Sigma Nu, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Phi Sigma, Delta Sigma Phi, and Lambda Chi Alpha. Numerous buffet suppers and banquets have been planned by the various organizations on the campus. Final plans as to the orchestra and decorations will be complete at an early date. CHECK ON PLEDGING ACTIVITIES COMES UNDER COUNCIL EYE Further Discussion Is Carried Over to Later Meeting Of Body ~ ROBINSON SPEAKS Six Fraternities to Hold House Parties During t h e Mid-Term Dances Registration For New Semester Is Announced According to an announcement from the registrar's office today, the office today, the official registration days for the second semester will be Friday, January 22, and Saturday, January 23. Beginning Monday, January 4, students may pay fees to the Accountant. 'After payment of fees the Accountant will file registration cards with the deans, and beginning Tuesday, January 19, students may report to the deans for registration. The late fee of $5.00 will be required Monday, January 25, and $1.00 additional each day for five days thereafter. Class work for the second semester begins 8 a. m., January 25. A student is not registered until his cards are approved by his dean. Absences from class on and after the opening day of the second semester due to late registration on the part of first semester students are counted. Appointments Of Ring Salesmen Made For '33 Three members of the class of '33, have been appointed by the L. G. Balfour Company as ring salesmen for their class. They are Sonny Paterson, Charles Boiling, and Bob Ellis. The Balfour Company was awarded the contract for these rings at a meeting of the Executive Cabinet earlier in the year. These men will have exclusive right for the sale of the rings. Ellis may be reached at the Kappa Alpha house, Paterson at the Sigma Nu house, and Charles Boiling at the Phi Kappa Delta house. Students desiring a ring will get in touch with one of these men. The Inter-fraternity Council held its regular meeting Monday at the Alpha Lambda Tau house. The meeting was featured by a lengthy discussion of plans for delayed pledging in the fraternity group here. Despite the length of the discusison, all action was deferred until the next meeting, as it was felfr that the gravity -of the subject called for further thought. A motion for the purchase of a new scholastic cup that was passed at a previous meeting was upheld. It is the plan of the council to award the cup each year to the fraternity having the best average for that year. The cup will be held for one year by the fraternity and then passed on unless reawarded, becoming the permanent possession of the fraternity winning it three consecutive times. It is felt that this cup will give the incentive necessary for great scholastic improvement on the campus. Professor Robinson, faculty advisor for the Inter-fraternity Council, made a talk on scholarship, stressing the extreme need for improvement. He also touched on the conduct of the fraternities during the coming dances. The following houses will entertain with house parties during the period of Bernie Cummins' stay here at the mid-term dances: Lambda Chi Alpha, Sigma Nu, Phi Delta Theta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Delta Sigma Phi, and Sigma Pi Sigma. The council feels that there will be ample room for an extremely large number of visitors for the dances. College Worker Succumbs After Short Sickness Miss Sara Steele Dies Tuesday Afternoon from Sudden Attack of Pneumonia DEATH A SHOCK Member of College Staff In Registrar's Office For Eight e en Years Websterian Society Elects New Officers Following an interesting and instructive program, the New Websterian Literary Society elected officers last night for the coming semester. James E. Cook, of the school of agriculture, was chosen as president of the society; Miss Libby Jeanne Israel was unanimously re-elected to the vice-presidency, and Miss Jewell Golden will succeed Miss Kirtis Martin as secretary. The honor of treasurer, vacated by Mr. Cook's election, fell to Miss Velma Patterson. The newly formed offices of reporter and sergeant-at-arms went to William Hall and Miss Sarah Glaiber respectively. Short speeches were given by the new president and the retiring one, Cleveland Adams. It was announced that this would be the last meeting of the society until after the beginning of next semester. Monoplane Donated To The Aeronautical Dept. A cabin monoplane for use in the aeronuatical laboratory here, has been donated by Mr. Young. He is an Auburn graduate. The plane was partially wrecked at LaGrange, Ga., when its hanger collapsed in a recent storm. The donation should prove a great help in the instruction of aeronautical students. Auburn Grad Weds Texas Girl Dec. 24 Raymond Chambers, who graduated at Auburn several years ago, and Miss Eugenia Reineir of Sequin, Texas, married on December 24. Mr. Chambers is engaged in engineering work. His brother, T. B. Chambers, lives in Auburn. They were reared in Athens, Ala. The sudden death of Miss Sara Steele at 5:40 Tuesday evening came as a severe shock to townspeople of Auburn. After being ill only one week, her condition became grave a few days ago and pneumonia developed Sunday. Physicians • held no hope for her recovery Tuesday morning. From 1918 Miss Steele has been connected with the college as assistant in the registrar's office. In this capacity she served the college and the many students with whom she came in contact. Both Prof. B. L. Shi and Prof. Chas. W. Edwards, in whose office she served, commended her work in superlative terms and mentioned the distinct loss to the college and to Auburn caused by her death. "In the death of Miss Sara Steele," said Prof. Edwards, "this office has sustained a great loss. For fourteen years she had rendered intelligent and faithful service. Absolutely genuine, possessing a vigorous and attractive personality, and always retaining a sense of good humor, she captivated all with whom she came in contact. To know her well was to appreciate and admire her." Miss Steele is survived by two sisters and two brothers, Miss Mary Steele of Auburn, Mrs. Otto Brown of Fairhope, Capt. Gordon Steele of Ft. Benning, Ga., and Dr. Fred Steele of Huntsville. The funeral will be held from the home at 10:30 o'clock Thursday morning with the Rev. James R. Edwards and Rev. Sam B. Hay officiating, and Mrs. I. S. McAdory is in charge of the- music. Interment will take place in Auburn. Following are those who will serve as pallbearers: Prof. B. L. Shi, Prof. Charles W. Edwards, Prof. John W. Williamson, Julian Brown, Homer Tisdale, and Kirtley Brown. Work On 1932 Annual Is Well Under Way With most of the photographs already in hand, work toward early completion of the 1932 Glomerata is well underway, said Editor Farris Wednesday who urges the cooperation of all students who are yet to supply information for the book. Progress in the compilation of the copy is being delayed just now because of failure of many seniors whose pictures are to appear in the annual to.supply necessary information to accompany their photos. Mr. Farris says that it is absolutely imperative that all such students go to the Tiger Drug Store at once and fill in the data on cards provided there for this purpose. Saturday noon of this week will be the deed-line since the senior section must be completed next week in. order to earn certain discounts allowed by the printer and engraver for early copy, he said. The latest date that photographs of young ladies may be entered for possible Beauty and Favorite Section entry will be Wednesday, January 13. Eight photographs will be selected for the Beauty Section and 12 for the Favorite Section. Photos must be submitted to either the editor or business manager of the annual. W. A. Benson, whose company will print the book this year, has spent the last several days in Auburn working out details with Mr. Farris. Prospects for early delivery and for an unusually attractive book are in evidence. PAGE TWO T H E P L A I N S M AN A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6, 1932 Styg fltefttfiittati Published semi-weekly by the students of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates ?2.50 per year (60 issues). Entered as second class matter at the Post Office, Auburn, Ala. Business and editorial offices at Auburn Printing Co. on Magnolia Street. Office hours: 11-12 A. M. Daily. STAFF Victor R. White, Jr. Editor-in-Chief J. Roy Wilder Business Manager EDITORIAL STAFF Gabie Drey Associate R. A. McMillan Associate J. W. Letson \ Associate J. R. Chadwick L. C. McCallum H. W. Moss Horace Shepard Charlie Simmons . - ..Composing V. H. Kjellman ...Exchange Helen Garrett __. Society .Managing .Sports ._ News News Frank G. Keller ... W. W. Beck- . Contributing Contributing Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor REPORTERS Otis Spears, '34; M. M. Spruiell, '34; Billy Hamilton, '34; Hugh T. Lawson, '35; Walter Brown, '35; J. C. Ivey, '34; W. G. Hall, '35; B. C. Pope, Jr., '33; Jack Knowlton, '35; Walter Smith, '35; Marion Kelley, '33. BUSINESS STAFF *James Backes Asst. Business Manager Knox M. McMillan Advertising Manager Robert Greer Circulation Manager Phillip M. Benton Asst. Adver. Mgr. LOOKING FORWARD A new year. One which on the face seem to hold little that could cheer the, undergraduate mind that is given to any serious considerations as to his future. No land of promise glitters on the horizon, and the proverbial ladder of success is a thing which we grope blindly for in the darkness of economic strife. There is one hope—one that the cynic can never ralize. Our mettle is being tested, and those that weather the storm will face the days of prosperity with thet hardihood of adversity infilled in such a manner that should lead to a more rational life in the days to come. If we profit the reckless days of the past decade will not be repeated. We have been home for the holidays, and have been brought closer to the true conditions. Youth and age alike have been challenged, and the fight is in progress. NEED OF NEW SYSTEM Exactly eleven days after the resumption of classes after the Christmas vacation examinations for the ending of the first semester's work will begin. The average class will meet five times during this period and the completion of the course with the customary review work wlil be confusingly crowded into these few days. There is no doubt that the average student requires at least 4wo or three days to recover from a holiday relaxation of two weeks leaving only a week in which he is able to derive any benefit from the closing confusion of the term. With these thoughts in mind it seems altogether plausible that a scholastic year divided into quarters would be the most successful plan to follow and a greater amount of benefit would be derived by students should such a system be devised. With term examinations scheduled so that they would come quarterly and creit for college hours .given in proportion to the time spent in the courses, much of the confusion which arises at this time of the year would be disposed of and would ultimately lead to more successful series of final examinations. Many colleges and universities today use this system and seem to find it highly satisfactory. Accomplishing a two-fold task this system does away with term examinations directly after the holiday season and lessens the amount of work that must be covered under the system now in use. COMBINATION OF PRINCIPLE American education is founded on two ideals—one the ideal of discipline and the other freedom. We have our extreamist in both cases. Youth demands freedom ever when his intellectual curiousity is aroused, and practically every institution attempts in some degree to curb his desire. These two ideals have a direct relation to the development of character and intellect, and it has been the policy of- American institutions to undertake this dufold task. Long have educators and students alike, realized the necessity of ..discipline. That one must learn to obey before he can give orders. Must learn self control before he can control others. Yet it would seem that too much discipline would stifle all individuality, giving birth to a host of "yes" men. We, the subjected youth, know that this is the wrong idea when carried to its limit. Yet, we must admit, like the poet, that many souls have broken with the weight of too much liberty. We need freedom and we need discipline. Most of us are in college in the period of transition to manhood. The transition has progressed to the point that we realize the fatalness of complete unrestraint, but intensely feel that desire to seek our own salvation. It would seem, in view of these tacts, that those schools who have succeeded in seasoning logical discipline with enough stimulus to feed budding individuality are best accomplishing the purpose of their establishment. MID-TERM DANCES On January 21 Bernie Cummins and his New Yorkers will arrive to furnish the music for the Junior Prom, to be held on January 21, 22, 23 inclusive. This orchestra has a countrywide reputation, and everyone is looking for a magnificent performance from Bernie and his boys. Robert Greer, president of the class of 1933, will lead the Grand March on Friday night, at which time the second evening dance of the Prom is to be held. The decorations are Stygian in style, and no one knows just what devilry is to be depicted on the walls of Alumni Gymnasium. These dances promise to be the best of the year, and the Plainsman takes this opportunity to urgje each member of the student body to attend as many of them as possible. The freshmen are especially encouraged to take advantage of this opportunity to broaden his life beyond the narrow scholastic bounds set down by his curriculum. FOR BETTER OR WORSE The earth, in the course of its wanderings, has again passed that spot in its orbit designated by astronomers as the.beginning; therefore, the inhabitants of the globe say that a new year has begun. Obviously, the saying is a fallacy, for a circle, or rather in this case an eclipse, has no beginning and no ending. In spite of this perfectly obvious piece of logic, which has been advanced often and which is, in itself, incontrovertable, the world accepts the first day of January as the beginning of a new year and finds it a useful custom. The use is briefly that such a time as the beginning of a new year is emminently fitted for taking stock, for inventory not only of physical goods and accomplishments but also of mental growth. It is no easy matter to calmly look at the spectacle of oneself in saying, "How am I different from the person who was me last year?" It is infinitely harder to give a helpful and frank answer to the question. Many individuals and institutions try to do this. Perhaps the most famous review of past events in the Memorabilia which has been annually prepared by the bishop of the Moravian church in Winston-Salem. The custom has seemed so useful that it has been preserved through something like fifty or more years. By now, much of this inventory work is over, and the question arises as to what is to be done about it. We cannot venture an answer, we simply say that any thoughtful answer will be a help to a much better year. The future will be either better or worse, as Calvin Coolidge is quoted as saying. In many ways it can hardly be worse, perhaps it can be made better. —Daily Har Heel. Quotations They spare the rod, and spoyle the child.—Ralph Venning. Don't try to beat Wall Street unless you have an extra shirt.—Florida Times-Union. That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's misery.—Richard Hooker. Comparisons .are odious.—Christopher Marlowe. Economy does not mean parsimony, but value for value.—Ernest J. P. Benn. - Education, like politics, is a rough affair, and every instructor has to shut his eyes and hold his tongue as though he were a priest.—Henry Adams. OLD BOOKS By Clinton Scollard "I have no craze for curios— A craving many folk affect, Grim idols ranged in grinning rows And bottles, twisted-necked. "But an old book, this meets my need, Quarto or folio, as you please, An ancient Marlowe, foxed and flea-ed, , A first HEPERIDES. "Although the little worm and blind .Has pierced the binding or the page, And though the leaves be sfired and lined With the dull rust of age. "Yet I am overmastered much By feelings I may not control, As if there throbbed beneath my touch The poet's very soul." Prexy's Paragraphs By Bradford Knapp ^HF i ^Bv Klss-^* ^' 1 ifr*- J • • f c i i S W ^.^P"' & m * Welcome back to Auburn! Things are dull in Auburn when this student body is away on a vacation. It is true that we come back to work but it is good to be back nevertheless. T h e re are important things for us all to consider but the most important one is to let nothing interfere with our attention to the task of reviewing and'getting up on all of our work for the final examinations. I know examinations are difficult. We must face them all through life. There is no escape from being tested. The man who isN ready succeeds and the one who is not ready fails. It is so in college; it is so in after life. Be ready when the time comes. * * * * The problem of our social life here at Auburn is difficult and it will continue to be difficult until the institution is larger and we have more facilities such as a Student Union Building and other places where entertainments can be held. There are pebple in this state who think Auburn has built more than she should have. If they only knew the truth they would know that we are so starved and poverty stricken for adequate buildings to carry on the work of the institution that it will take a long time for us to get things organized and in shape. We are not disposed to hurry but we do like to make progress. * * * * Only a certain number of dances can be given in the gymnasium. The building has to be used for athletic purposes and for physical education. At the present time I think we ought to limit the number of dances given in the gymnasium to the three annual periods of the fall, mid-semester and commencement dances and add to these a dance to be given by the "Ag" Club, one by the Engineers on Engineer's Day, one by the Inter-Fraternity Council, one by the Student Cabinet and the rest of the dances should be given by the "A" Club. If we enlarge this program to let every organization in the institution which wants to raise a little money have a dance in the gymnasium the whole situation will become impossible. I shall insist upon the proper committee functioning to put this matter in shape. * * * * Education is very much on trial these days. I sometime think we are changing our point of view. Not many years ago the emphasis was on the earning capacity of the college graduate. The emphasis is beginning to be on the social value of the service the college graduate can perform in society and by society I mean to use the term in the sense of organized society. There will be less emphasis on the selfish side of life and more emphasis on the unselfish. Any man can make his way in the world and can perform a worthwhile service intelligently, adequately, efficiently and especially can he do it if he has the power not only to do the routine thing but to think -honestly and logically from the things which are being done on to those which ought to be done. It may be that the world will not become less selfish. One may doubt whether human nature will change. However unless I am seriously wrong the difficulties of the years 1930-31-32 are going to make the people of the world think and think deeply. It is distressing to think that while the deep problems of the distribtuion of wealth, of the- adjustment of wholesale and retail prices to the new conditions of .the baffling problem of reestablishing our commerce with Europe, especially for cotton, and a thousand other problems are crying out for a solution, we can see a mere game of "contract bridge" between two couples in New York called the "Battle of the Country", get front page notice when the poor are about us by the millions arid respectable, fine men and women are out of employment. A game of bridge to pass away the time and get a little recreation may be all right but to make it so overim-portant as this New York affair is a pretty sure indication of the perverting of our ideals regarding social values. I would rather be connected with a football team that could give fifty thousand dollars to charity. \An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.—Shakespeare. If we would establish peace we must first establish justice.—Senator Swanson of Virginia. The world is comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel.—Horace Wal-pole. In my twenty-eight years of rowing I was never beaten by a tee-totaler.—Guy Nich-alls, British oarsman. AUBURN FOOTPRINTS Henry Vance, in his Coal Bin, sounds a note of encouragement to Auburn graduates of this year, when he defines a technical school as a place where boys are i educated for jobs that don't exist. * * * * * * * * * * Ever in search of the sucker woman now puts on fish net hose. * * * * * * * * * * Oh»come to me my darling She whispered with outstretched arms I want to hold you tightly— He yielded to her charms. She held him closely to her • ( And ruffled his curley hair He nestled down—so comfy And gazed in her face rio fair. t %• But—then he saw another And left his mistress flat For Trix, the little poodle Had seen a neighbor's cat. * * * * * * * * * * * Our most practical gift this Chirstmas was a "Beware of the Dog" sign to scare /away bill collectors. * * * * * * * * * * Now that the Senate has voted to give wheat to the needy to relieve the depression— why not a little corn to help the situation? • * * * * * * * * * * James Purvis, brother of the illustrious Joe, scored the only touchdown made by the Eastern all-star team against the Western all-stars in a charity go in San Francisco New Year's Day! His score won the game for the Eastern team, and broughTr additional reknown to the already famed Purvis family. ^ * ' * * * * * * * * * It is reported that Al Smith received a New Year's card from Hoover saying, "I wish you were here." i * * * * * * * * * * In view of the present situation on war debts we should like to bring up the old question, "Who won the war?" * * * * - * * * * * * Cure for the depression—talk to automobile salesmen. * * * * * * * * * * The Sing Sing gridiron supporters offer a suggestion to remedy the danger evidenced in football this season. They suggested that the guards be taken from the field. ' ' * * * * * * * * * * " If all the ballyhoo issued by the Pacific Coast sport scribes preceding the Rose Bowl game, was laid end to end even the miracle team from the University of Southern California would be exhausted from the effects of running the ball up and down the field. _ * * * * * * * *- * * Was it Culbertson or Lenz who said that a spade trumped Jack Diamond? * * * * * * * * * * The refusal of Adolph Hitler to announce his platform or to even admit that he is a candidate for the presidency of Germany lead many to believe that that country has become far more Americanized than they supposed. * ' * * * * * * * * * In 1932 we resolve to be funny at least once, to make Joe Purvis a greater man, and to say nothing more of the depression. WITH OTHER COLLEGES Alas and alack! We mourn for our Plainsman. A comtenplation of the depths to which we must now sink is too appalling to be described. Even before, the holidays we feared that such a calamity might occur. After the holidays, even our slow, blunted wits were able to fully take in the unseemly, woeful fact. That superlative effort of Southern coHegiate journalism, the "South's Greatest Semi-weekly", comes no more to serve as a shining example which we of the Plainsman might strive valiantly and earnestly to emulate. This grievous wrong, which possibly has been brought about by the seditious utterances against the paragon of college papers in these columns, can only leave us dejected and forlorn. Certainly we meant no harm. And the blow, coming directly on the heels of the Crimson- White's gracious condescension in allowing us of the Plainsman to improve our paper by quoting from its eminent columns, is doubly hard Ho bear up under. Horrible thought! • Our paper, in which we have taken so much pride, on which we have spent many hours of time which might have been spent in playing bridge, or worse, studying, wallowing in the mire of commonplace journalism, with the door to eminence and the seats of the mighty slammed in its face! Alas, that we ever saw a copy of the illustrious Crimson-White. Ignorance, it is said, is bliss; but once having seen the vistas of beyond the blackness and ugliness of ignorance, life is a veritable hell. And thus it is with us. While the Crimson-White came to us, we at least had an ideal, which we valued highly and esteemed above all. Now, borne down, abject, and of sorrowful countenance, we bewail the fact that we have no longer the helping hand which was extended down to us by the Crimson-White. But, there being no god but the Crimson- White, we must betides console ourselves and be content with our sad lot. Possibly the missionaries which have been promised for the mid-term dances will be able to clear things up a little. ' * * * * We had almost dared to believe that The Plainsman had been reinstated in the graces of the girls in Montevallo, in view of the lapse of their publication's satirical editorial onslaught. However, reports of no uncertain nature have been forthcoming to members of our defamed staff, to the effect that we have reached a new low ebb in the reading minds of the state's flowers of young womanhood. #We understand Hooey has become very popular. * * * * The craze for statistics about college freshmen-—a thing we've never been able to understand—continues in as full swing as ever. The latest to be published is that at Barnard College, a girl's school, which fact may make it interesting. Miss 1935 at this school has been compared with the elass of 1925. It was revealed that the average girl, to graduate in '35, has a stronger grip (the better to hug you with, my dear), weighs a little more (the better to— why keep this up?), has a larger lung capacity, and has greater chest expansion. Evidently not total busts, these girls. In 1925 the average girl was 63.79 inches tall. Now the average height is 64.33 inches. The 1925 grip, in the height of the flapper age, was only 57.11 pounds. This year the grip is 70.69 pounds. Practice makes perfect. In the physical tests, it was found that Miss 1935 can high jump 3 feet 2 inches (actually!) and, marvel of marvels, can vault 4 feet 2 inches. Athletic maidens these. And thats not all her accomplishments. She can run 25 yards in 4.8 seconds, and can throw a basketball 37 feet 8 inches. Princeton went a little further in its calculations. The average freshman at Princeton is 18 years 4 months and 20 days old. The class birthday is May 1, 1913. * * * * Edict of the student council at L. S. U., as reported by the Reveille: "No more drinking will be permitted on the university campus, was the decision reached by the student council' at a meeting held Thursday night in the Law school. The means of enforcing this policy arenas yet ^uncertain." * * * * Since our exchanges are not coming in as yet we have been forced to reopen old wounds in a noble effort to fill our column. However, several hundred college editors and their staffs resume work this week, and their plots on undergraduate America will be passed on here at an early date. We sincerely trust that every college journalist, including one Elwood Richardson, had a most enjoyable holiday season; and that the new year finds all of us with a few new ideas. INSIGHTS By Conscientious Cletus EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal comment, and is not to be read as an expression of our editorial policy. ACCORDING TO reports that_ have come directly or indirectly to the writer of this column, Conscientious Cletus is merely a brainless fanatic who is not to be taken seriTJusly on anything he says. That being the case, and having already stepped outside the ring of simling conventionality, which automatically incurs the displeasure of many of the so-cajled leaders about the campus, Cletus has all to gain and nothing to lose in continuing this column with no change in editorial policy. This statement is made in order to start the new year off right, and to be sure that there will be no misunderstanding regarding questions of policy. * * * * Cletus is always ready and willing to accept good advice. The best thing to do in that connection, however, is to take all good advice and then do as you please. That may be considered as a further statement of the policy of this column. * * * * Cletus made only one resolution for the new year: I, Conscientious Cletus, do hereby resolve that I will do everything in my power during the new year to use in more places and for more things the most expressive word in the English language— DAMN. * * * * Much emphasis at Auburn is placed on honor fraternities, but it is often hard to tell which division of the student body has been honored, those elected or those left out. Fraternity politics is developed to a most complicated state in this particular phase of our campus activities, and until our honor fraternities come to the place where they will reward outstanding merit as such, membership in them will continue to mean absolutely nothing except the satisfaction of personal vanity. The question will be raised on every hand regarding the author's right to mention this subject, so to answer in advance Cletus would like to say that these opinions are made by an ineligible outsider judging as objectively as possible the conditions as they really exist on the campus. To be in keeping with the recent new year's resolution Cletus would like to'also state that he does not care a damn who thinks this subject is discussed for personal reasons. * * * * Theodore Roosevelt was vehement-in his denunciations of Taft. A newspaper man to whom he had once discoursed long and loudly went subsequently to Taft with a report of the conversation. .Taft was in no wise perturbed, but said meditatively: "You know, Teddy puts all Presidents into two categories: Lincoln and Washington are in the first, and all the others are in the second. He, of course, belongs in the Lincoln- Washington class, and — well you know where he puts me. He reminds me of the little boy who came, home one day and told his mother: 'Mama, I am the smartest boy in our school!' 'Did your teacher tell you so?' his parent asked. 'Oh, no, Mama, I found it out for myself. * * * * It is not necessary to make any comparison with Auburn's honor fraternities and the above paragraph but it might be added that there would be more to compare than to contrast. * * * * The following letter written by Louis Carroll might be of some use to college students: January 1, 1895 . . . . "You are quite correct in saying it is a long.time since you have heard from me: in fact, I find that I have not written to you since the 13th of last November. But what of that? You have access to the papers, you can find out negatively, that I am all right! Go carefully through the list of ruptcies; then run your eye down the police cases; and, if you fail to find my name anywhere, you can say to your mother in a tone of calm satisfaction, ' is going on well'." THREE ELEMENTS By Audrey Wurdemann Reproved by constant and unheeding beauty Swart Clytemnestra scarcely can be blamed For lapses and relapses in her duty Toward that tall lovely sister she defamed. Helen was an immortal; Helen ever Was sly and smiling; Clytemnestra grew Hardy with wisdom of the ways to sever Her loves and quarrels from the family view. These were women like three elements. Leda was sultry copper when the swan Stooped earthward; silver beauty pitched the tents In Asia while a Trojan host dreamed on; And proudly, bitterly, Clytemnestra wore Hatred like rust that ate an iron core. / WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6, 1932 T H E P L A I N S M A N -:- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE PAGE THREE VARSITY AND FRESHMAN TEAMS HAVE BANNER YEAR DURING 1931 All Branches of Sports at Auburn Share in Prestige Gained by Winning Teams; Baseball Team Gets Top Honors by Winning Dixie Championship The year 1931 was a banner year for varsity and freshman athletic teams "here. Auburn's varsity football, basketball, track and crosscountry representatives compiled an impressive record of 39 victories, one tie and 15 defeats in 55 dual engagements. The tracksters also annexed first honors in the Southeastern A. A. U. track and field meet for the second successive season and placed sixth in" the Southern Conference meet in Birmingham. ' The Orange and Blue plebe football, basketball, baseball and track teams, under Earl McFaden, who has no peer in the South as a director of first-year college athletics; Wilbur Hutsell and Dunham Harkins, added 18 triumphs to the Tigers already lengthy string of wins and received 11 setbacks. The frosh gridders won four games and lost two, the cage-sters won six and lost four, the thinly- clad wearers won one dual" meet and lost one and the diamond hopefuls won seven and lost four. The McFaden-Harkins moleskins wearers finished the season with the best record ever made by an Auburn rat team on the gridiron. In baseball, Coach Sam McAllister's proteges won the Dixie League and Southern Conference championships, returning the latter pennant to the Plains for the second time since the 1928 nine was crowned rulers of Dixie's college baseball kingdom. Auburn won the Dixie League gonfalon with a record of 15 wins and four defeats and the conference flag with a record of 12 wins and three losses. The Tigers failed to lose a series during the year and only Florida managed to break even in four games. The initial season of the Dixie League was dominated by Auburn. The Plainsmen had the leading pitchers, Dunham Harkins and Clifford Smith; the leading batter, Joe Burt; placed six players, Harkins, Burt, Smith, Charles Kaley, Harry Lloyd and Duck Riley, on the all-Dixie League nine, and captured every major award in the circuit. Smith and Burt were selected by College Humor as All-American. The 1931 Plainsmen, coached by Head Coach Chet Wynne and his astute assistants, Roger Kiley and Sam McAllister, had the best gridiron machine to represent Auburn in close to a decade, winning five games, tying one and losing three. The Wynne-Kiley-McAllister board of strategy produced one of the best coached teams the South has ever seen. Georgia Tech was defeated for the first time since 1919 and the Tigers jumped from 21st place in the Southern Conference standings at the close of the 1930 season to a four-way tie for eighth place at the close of the past campaign. They were deadlocked with Sewanee and South Carolina, whom them defeated, and Duke. Jimmie Hitchcock, captain-elect of the 1932 eleven, was chosen on' many all-Southern teams and was unanimously selected on the official second all-Southern. Experts also gave him all-American consideration. Other Tigers who were picked on all- Southern teams or mentioned for this honor were: Porter Grant, Buddy Mc- Collum, James Bush, "Boots" Cham-bless, David Ariail, Lindley Hatfield, Casey Kimbrell and Allen ' Rogers. Grant, Ariail and Bush also received several votes for all-American. McAllister took charge of a group of hardwood'artists last season who had won only one conference tilt the previous year and turned out one of the top-notch cage quintets below the Mason-Dixon line. The baske-teers finished with a season's record of 12 wins and six losses. They lost in the second round of the conference tournament to Georgia, 31 to 27, after downing Virginia, 33 to 26, in the first round. The Cavaliers were the only team to defeat the Southern Conference champions, Mary land, during the year. Auburn's seven-point margin over Virginia was the largest made by any team the initial day of the tourney. First Semester Final Examinations Final examinations for the first semester will begin Friday, January 15, and end Thursday, January 21, according to a bulletin issued from the Registrar's office today. Morning examinations will begin at 8:30, and those scheduled for the afternoon will begin at l':30. Examinations in subject's which meet only once a week will be held at the last period'scheduled for the section prior to January 15, unless the examination is officially scheduled. •*- The schedule is as follows: •6 A. M. >ur 10 MA M P. M. ur 10 Th TTh! Thursday, January 21 A. M. Conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere P. M. Conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere January 15 Friday A. M. First hour Classes 8-9 Scheduled MWF MTWThF Friday P. M. First hour Classes 8-9 Scheduled 'TThS TTh MW MF ThS TThS January 16 Saturday A. Second hour Classes 9-Scheduled MWF MTWThF Saturday P. Second hour Classes 9-Scheduled TThS TTh M. MW MF M. ThS TThF January ~-18 Monday A. M. Third hour Classes 10-11 Scheduled MWF MW MTWThF MF Monday P. M. Third hour Classes 10-11 Scheduled TThS ThS TTh TThF January 19 Tuesday A. M. Fourth hour Classes 11-12 Scheduled MWF MW MTWThF MF Tuesday P*M. Sixth hour Classes 2-3 All sixth" hour classes January 20 Wednesday A. M. Fifth hour Classes 1-2 Scheduled MWF MW MTWThF MF Wednesday P. M. Fifth hour Classes 1-2 Scheduled TThS ThS TTh TThF I YOUR SUCCESS Depends on Neat Appearance VARSITY BARBER SHOP -JZZ. AUBURN FURNITURE CO. Bring Us Your Pictures To Frame We Appreciate Your Business Members Of Art And Study Club Entertain With Buffet Supper Washington Irving said, "Of all the old festivals that of Christmas awakens the strongest and most heartfelt associations." So it was when Dean and Mrs. Cary opened their charming home during the Christmas holidays to the members of the Art Study Club who entertained their husbands with a buffet supper. /The lovely old home with its spiral stairway, wide halls, and well-proportioned rooms lent itself beautifully to the Christmas decorations of southern srnilax, miseltoe and holly. Myriads of white tapers danced merrily from mantles and consoles. A perfect setting it was for the members of the Club who came in old-fashioned attire. After a delicious four course supper amid fun and merriment the party assembled in the drawing room. At once the gentlemen were challenged to exhibit a chivalry equal that of^the colonial and Victorian periods in the presentation of oloS fashioned bouquets to the ladies. The response was excellent, Dr. Allison carrying away highest honors CAGE TEAM OPENS SEASON WITH WIN OVER HUBBARD Regulars Score Easily on Hubbard Hardware Co. Team, from Columbus, Ga., to Gain Commanding Lead Before Being Relieved by Reserves at End of First Half SEVEN MEMBERS OF GRID TEAM REPORT FOR BASKETBALL DUTY Robert Arthur, David Ariail, "Boots" Chambless, Sterling Dupree, Lindley Hatfield, Ralph Jordan, and Sam Mason are Football Players Reporting for Try-outs for Cage Team The Auburn basketball team open ed its 1932 season in the Alumni gymnasium last night, winning easily from the Hubbard Hardware team of Columbus, 50 to 22. Coach McAllister started his veteran team, of seniors and they had little trouble in running up a commanding lead before being relieved near the end of the first half by a reserve team. The score stood 25 to 10 at the halfway mark. The regulars were kept on the bench until the last five minutes of PERSONAL AENTION START EARLY! Review Now For Exams Oxford Review Series Books in Chemistry and Physics Hudson's Engineers Manual Engineers Handbooks — all kinds W I L L H E L P Y O U P A SS Burton's Bookstore GEM CLIPBOARDS . . .Special at 50c each THE BIG STORE WITH THE LITTLE PRICES H HAGEDORN'S OPELIKA'S BEST STORE tv THE BIG STORE WITH THE LITTLE PRICES Ralph Jordan, 1931 captain, and Tom Lumpkin, forwards; Jack Stewart, captain of the 1932 five, center, and Charles Kaley, Lindley Hatfield and Harbin Lawson, guards were the mainstays on McAllister's first team at the Plains and all are leading candidates for the 1932 team. Jordan, Stewart and Lumpkin finished as ninth, tenth and 13th high scorers in the conference last season, and Kaley had few equals as a guard. As long as Wilbur Hutsell is steering Auburn's track ship, the Tigers will be feared in this sport. The 1931 track and field team only added to Hutsell's already brilliant and amazing record as a coach. During the 10 years Hutsell has been head track coach of Auburn, the Bengals have lost only two dual meets, and the Plainsmen mentor has produced two world champions, a co-holder of a national championship mark and seven Southern record holders. His latest sensation is Percy Beard, the world's greatest hurdler, who has been selected as one of 10 to be in -the final balloting for the Sullivan award, given annually to the greatest amateur athlete in the United States. Bobby Jones reecived the award last year. The highlight of tKe 1931 track season was a 62 to 50 win over the Tulane Greenies, Southern Conference champions, in a dual meet. Georgia and Georgia Tech were also trounced in dual meets, 79 to 47 and 86 to 40. The Southeastern A. A. U. championship was annexed for the fifth time since }924. The crosscountry team defeated Georgia and lost to Georgia Tech. Hutsell entered Jack Stewart and Sam Robinson in the National Intercollegiate meet in Chicago and the former tied for third place in the high jump and Robinson carried off sixth place in the javelin. Stewart holds the Southern Conference record for the high jump. Primo Coleman, 1930 conference discus champion; Ross and Emmett McQueen, Earnest Bell, Jeff Beard, captain-elect of the 1932 team and brother of Percy Beard; Bob Stacey, Clay Jones, Felix Creighton, Clarence Roberts, Robert Ellis, Ham O'Hara and Zach Huff were the other main cogs on Hutsell's 1931 team. Chas. S. Davis, business manager of the 1930-31 Plainsman, expects to return to Auburn as a graduate student at the beginning of the second semester. He was in Auburn recently conferring with Dr. George Petrle The and others with a view to becoming a student again. Dick Jones, recent Auburn student and also writer of sports, visited Auburn immediately after the holidays. Dick is in real estate and related work in Rhode Island. * # * Dr. B. R. Showalter, professor of elementary education and supervision in the school of education at Auburn, is the author of an article in the last issue of "Educational Method", published in New York. The subject of his article is "Extension Teaching as an Agency in Supervision". It covers ten pages. the game and after being re-inserted, scored almost at will. The pass ing was a bit ragged but the Tiger sharpshooters made most of their scoring opportunities good. The defensive work of Kaley and Hatfield, varsity guards, was excellent and they gave the visitors few shots. Arenowitch, former University of Georgia forward and scoring ace of the Hubbard team, was held to six points. "Red" Lawson and Ralph Jordan tied for high score honors with 10 points with Tommy Lumpkin following closely behind with eight. Captain Jack Stewart played the floor well and accounted for seven points. The Tiger cagesters will leave Friday on their initial road trip, encountering the Birmingham-Southern Panthers in Birmingham Friday night and opening their conference schedule on the following night against Vandy in Nashville. Line-ups and summary: The close of the 1931 gridiron season meant only a change of athletic toggery for seven members of the football team. Robert Arthur, David Ariail, "Boots" Chambless, Sterling Dupree, Lindley Hatfield, Ralph Jordan and Sam Mason are the Auburn football players working hard to earn regular places on Coach Sam McAllister's 1932 cage five. All except Arthur and Mason received letters for services during the past football season and were important cogs in the Plainsmen having one of the strongest and best coached teams in Dixie. Arthur and Mason were awarded football letters in 1930, but injuries prevented them from making the grade during the 1931 campaign. Arthur, six feet five inches tall, is a candidate for center on the cage team, and Mason, another six-footer, is a leading contender for a forward berth. The former plays tackle on the gridiron and the latter end. Mason, all-state forward in high school at Tallassee, should have a good season on the court. Hatfield and Jordan have been regular basketeers since their plebe year in 1929 and stand out with the best in the South. Hatfield has been a stellar halfback on the varsity eleven for the past three seasons and Jordan has been a mainstay in the center of the line for a similar number of campaigns. Both will leave vacancies that Coach Chet Wynne will have a hard time filling next fall. In basketball, Hatfield plays guara and Jordan forward. Though not sensational as a hoopster, Hatfield is a star when the score is the closest. He is an accurate shot from center when a goal is needed and is a typical' Scotchman in guarding his opposing forward. He gives his opponent very few sliots. Hatfield lives in Montgomery. * Jordan, Selma boy, captained the hoop artists as a junior last season and has led the team in scoring the past two years. He has a dead eye for the baskets and ranked as the ninth high scorer in the Southern Conference in 1931. He is a second "Jelly" Akin in hitting the cords and is also a superb performer On.the defense. Ariail, Chambless and Dupree, a trio of sterling performers at end, guard and fullback on the football eleven, are sophomores. McAllister is grooming Ariail to play center, Chambless guard and Dupree forward. Ariail and Dupree received freshman basketball numerals last season. Chambless, a crack guard in prep school, failed to go out for the cage team as a freshman. Ariail and Chambless were two of the greatest sophomore gridders in the South, both receiving all-Southern and all-American recognition. Dupree 1651bs. of TNT, and a speed-merchant was too. light to star at the line-plunging post, but rose to high heights in several games. He scored in the final game against South Carolina on a 15 yard pass from Jimmie Hitchcock and a brilliant 35-yard run. Ariail hails from Birmingham, Cham-bless from Montgomery and Dupree from Sylvester, Ga. FOR RENT Furnished room for rent. Across the street from Broun Hall. Mrs. Mc- Kinnon, 138 W. Magnolia Ave- Auburn Jordan (ID) Lumpkin (8) Stewart (7) Kaley (7) Hatfield (6) Substitutions: Mason, Arthur, Pos. Hubbard F. Grider F. Arenowitch (6) C. White (2) G. Clarady (4) G. Massey (6) Auburn—Jenkins, McMahan, Lawson next hour was devoted to an-inform-al display of- family antiques some aeons old, others family heirlooms and treasures of interest. The evening closed with "auld lang sayne". Guests of the evening were: Dr. and Mrs. Knapp, Mrs. Glover, Dean and Mrs. Scott, Dean and Mrs. Biggin, Dr. and Mrs. Thomas, Mrs. J. C. Moore, Dr. and Mrs. Duncan, Mrs. Phoebe Shuemaker, Master Cary Shuemaker, Dr. and Mrs. McAdory, Dr. and Mrs. Allison, Prof, and Mrs. Burkhardt, Mrs. W. D. 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They will be assisted by extension service specialists and also by J. C. Cannon, G. T. Sargent, and P. C. Brook, supervisors in vocational education. The meetings are being arranged by county agents assisted by teachers of vocational agriculture. Attendance is expected to vary from a few hundred to more than a thousand per meeting. Data will be presented with a view to assisting farmers in getting the best results from their operations in 1932. The aim is to follow the safe and profitable farming program which thousands of Alabama farmers followed last year. Auburn Curb Market Has Unusual Variety One who visited the Auburn Curb Market during December was surprised to see such unusual things on sales as green butterbeans, fresh English peas, fresh bell peppers and tomatoes. The usual line was carrots, beets, turnip greens, eggs, chickens, turkeys, butter, cottage cheese, dried peas, and butterbeans, potatoes, pecans, peanuts, apples, fruit cake, jelly, smoked sausage, souse meat, holly and flowers. The Auburn Curb Market is a small market but fills a real need and has proven successful. There is an opening for more sellers since several members have moved away. Mrs. D. S. Foster is market master. LOST! Black note book—lost Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning in or near Langdon Hall. Please return to Gabie Drey at Plainsman office. Tiger Theatre WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6 SETH PARKER and His Jonesport Neighbors "Way Back Home" Frank Albertson - Bettie Davis Dorothy Peterson Also Spotlight, "TIMING" and "SMILE DARN YOU SMILE" THURSDAY, JAN. 7 DOROTHY MACKAILL "Safe-in~Heir -—with Donald Cook Also Benny Rubin in "JULIUS SIZZER" and Comedy, "BIG HOUSE PARTY" FRIDAY, JAN. 8 "Ladies of the Big House" —With— Sylvia Sidney Gene Raymond Wynne Gibson Also Comedy, "HOUSE DICK" and NEWS TRAVIS BROWN, MEMBER OF ARMY BACKFIELD, VISITS PARENTS HERE Brown Participated In Four Major Sports Here Before Entering West Point In 1930; Breaks Into Regular Army Line-up In Army-Yale Game Travis Brown, son of Dr. and Mrs. J. V. Brown, of Auburn, sophomore, at West Point Military Academy, returned to West Point last week, after spending the Christmas holidays here with his parents and friends. Travis participated in the four major sports here for three years before entering West Point in 1930. fie performed at end on the football eleven, guard on the cage five, behind the plate on the diamond nine and threw the javelin on Coach Wilbur Hutsell's track team. He was awarded freshman numerals at Auburn in football, basketball and baseball and probably would have received a varsity letter in football if a knee injury had not kept him from performing at his best. He showed promise of developing into a star gridder his plebe year at the Army and became an outstanding player as a sophomore on Army's 1931 team. Because he was behind in his studies, Brown failed to break into the regular line-up until the tilt with Yale, October 24. After seeing service against the New Haven Bulldogs, the erstwhile wearer of the Orange and Blue starred in the remaining games on Army's schedule, especially did he stand out in the tilts with L. S. U., Navy and Notre Dame. Brown was one of the greatest "money" players in the East, throwing, a pass for the first time to Ray Stecker that scored against Notre Dame and kicking a field goal for the initial time against the Navy. His savage defensive work and his superb blocking ranks him as a potential all- American. This ex-Plainsman was also a mainstay on the 1931 plebe baseball team at West Point and it would not be surprising to see him performing as regular catcher on Army's varsity nine next season. He is a heavy hitter and has an accurate peg to the bases. Before donning diamond toggery, Brown will probably become a candidate for the hockey team. He likes this sport and is no neophyte in pushing the puck, having played this game at Northwood School, Lake Placid, N. Y., before matriculating at Auburn. In his opinion, Jess Quatse, Pittsburg tackle, was the best lineman that Army faced during the past gridiron campaign and that Barry Wood, Harvard quarterback, had few equals the day that Army played Harvard. He also praised his teammate, Ray Stecker, halfback. "Stecker was truly an all-American and looked much better than Schwartz, Notre Dame ail-American halfback, the afternoon that we played the Irishmen" chatted Brown. While here, Auburn's future lieutenant presented his father, who is executive secretary of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute Alumni Association, with a football which was autographed by 23 members of the Army's 1931 varsity football squad. Along with thousands of others, he believes that Army and Navy will resume athletic relations during the 1932-33 scholastic term. Atlanta Journal Sports Writer Says Percy Beard Best Athlete of Year Many sports critics are considering Percy Beard as the greatest amateur athlete of 1931. The following is taken from Ole Timer's column in the Atlanta Journal. Barney Berlinger, of Penn, the great all-round track and field athlete, was awarded the James E. Sullivan memorial medal as America's outstanding amateur athlete for 1931. It was that trophy which went, practically by acclamation, last year to Robert T. Jones II of Atlanta. There would be no disposition in this column to cavil at the choice, even if it were not a fact that about 600 of the country's leaders in sports constituted the jury and undoubtedly voted only after conscientiously pondering their decision. Berlinger has been an outstanding figure in track and field competition for several years, and of him it was said by his nominator, "He is a sterling competitor, an honor student, a fine sportsman and a true amateur." In my provincial pride, though, I had hoped the award might go to Percy Beard, that lanky and solemn-faced young instructor in civil engineering down at Auburn. He was a nominee also, and I have no doubt received many votes. Beard's achievement in winning the national 120 yards high hurdle championship at Lincoln last summer and setting a new world's record, under t L_" STUDENTS ATTENTION! We invite you to open a checking account with us. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Your Interest Computed Always Ready to Serve You BANK OF AUBURN Bank of Personal Service NOW IS THE TIME TO PROTECT YOUR CAR ANTI-FREEZE - $1.50 gal. ALCOHOL . . . . . . . . . $1.00 gal. A. Meadows Garage adverse weather conditions, must remain as the single greatest athletic achievement of the year. He covered the flights and distance in 14 1-5 seconds, one of the three watches showing the time as 14 1-10. That's the sort of athletic peform-ance about which there can be no argument, for it is subject to precise measurement. You may argue about supremacy among football players or baseball players or competitors in a lot of other sports, but not about track and field athletes. Their ^exploits are measured with an accuracy that does not fail. Percy Beard's feat was so great it deserves to be recalled on this first day of the new year, for it is one that every southerner should be proud of. He ran on a water-soaked track on a gloomy day, while he was lashea by a steady rain. He, was competing against a field of the greatest hurdlers in America. He defeated them and he broke a world's record set eleven years before and equalled only thrice since that afternoon in June of 1920, whn Earl Thomson, of Dartmouth, turned in 14 2-5 seconds. When Thomson set that record under perfect conditions of track and weather it was predicted that there had just been achieved a feat that would never be surpassed. As a matter of fact, nine years passed before it was equaled. In 1929 Wennstrom, the Swede, was credited with the same time and later that same summer Steve Anderson, of Washington, also was put within the bracket. Early last spring Lee Sentman, of Illinois, was admitted to share in the record, but his period of supremacy was short, for along came Beard with his brilliant exploit. Thirty-four years ago Alvin C. Kraenzlein, the great Penn sprinter, hurdler and jumper, set the record for the 120-yard hurdles a t ' 1 5 1-5 seconds. It was regarded as a miraculous performance and likely to stand for perhaps a century for Kraenzlein was a physical prodigy. The time did hold good for ten years, Forrest Smithson reducing it to 15 flat in 1908. Smithson's feat prevailed for eight years, Simpson cutting 2-5 of a second off it in 1916, and four years later Thomson reduced it to 14 2-5. Weems Baskin, himself a champion hurdler for Auburn and the New York Athletic Club, says Beard will cut the record to 14 flat if he happens to no misfortune. He has per- Two Prizes Offered In Education Contest Teachers and students alike will be interested in two awards of $100 each which are . offered Southern teachers' colleges and college departments of education for participation in a simple project entitled "The Quest for Understanding." The project is sponsored by an association of Southern educators interested in promoting a sane educational approach to the problems of justice involved in the South's racial situation, and is promoted by the Commission on Inter-racial Cooperation. One award of $100 will go to the student submitting the best paper on this subject, based upon sources and suggestions which will be supplied without charge. An equal sum will be awarded the class, group of classes or college making the best collective use of the project. The closing date will be April 1, 1932. The committee promoting the project wishes to get in touch with all students and professors who are interested, and will furnish full information and source materials on request. R. B. Eleazer, at 703 Standard Building, Atlanta, Georgia, is secretary of the committee. STEEL MILL INSTALLATION ENTERS CANADA IN RECORD Weight and Power Combined In Machine to Cut Coal By Brute Force; Electrified Grain Elevator Also Attracts Notice President Of Columbia University Is Honored New York—(IP)—A movement to honor Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, president of Columbia University, by naming a new library being built here after him, has the almost unanimous support of students, faculty and alumni. Dr. Butler, who is nearing 70, has been president of Columbia for 30 years. fected the arm swing which does so mueh to lift the hurdler over the barrier without loss . of momentum, Weemie says. Canada enters the Westinghouse record with the Algoma Steel Mill installation and with the electrified grain elevator which gives the great northwets wheat country an outlet to the sea at Churchill on Hudson Bay. Brute strength, weight and power are combined in a new coal-cutting motor, specially designed to go into thin seams of the black diamonds. Motors and controls that are proof against weather and explosion, have made outdoor oil refineries possible. Pipes six feet in diameter and 46 feet long can be dipped in- a 50-foot vertical tank full of asphalt heated by electricity. The more uniform coating obtained by this operation saves the owners $300 a month in asphalt. An arc furnace with a capacity for producing 40 tons of steel, enough to pour the largest piece of a 16-inch gun from a single batch, was sent to the Japanese navy. Cables" carrying current to this largest electric furnace in Japan are 5.38 inches in diameter. Special motors and controls have made it possible for two paper mill machines to produce 270 tons'or 300 jwiles of newsprint paper, 19 feet wide, daily. Baltimore has the largest automatic water pumping plant, a 1931 accomplishment. Undersea lamps of 5,000 watts, developed for the navy and Sir Hubert Wilkins, make submarine movies possible and will be used in connection with the work on the sunken Lusitania. Westinghouse also perfected a five-watt lamp for a 115-volt circuit. The filament is one-fifth the thickness of a hair and is produced by pulling it through a hole in a diamond. Illumination of an ocean liner's smokestacks, of Buckingham Fountain, Chicago, and the evolution of an ideal plan for lighting a school room were other steps forwards. In addition to the remarkable installation on the dirigible, "Akron", radio engineers produced the first portable radio beacon which aids in blind flying so efficiently that a pilot can pick up the beam 20 miles away and follow it so accurately that he will Country Is Faced By Shortage Of Teachers New York—(IP)—According to the National Education Association, there is a "shortage of about 7,500 well-trained teachers in the country, despite the oversupply of 27,500 licensed teachers. A "trained teacher," the association said, is one who has "met the minimum training when he has completed two or more years of specified preparation in an institution supported or approved by the State for teacher training purposes." land on a strip of ground 20 feet wide. Experimental work with the ultra short, 42-centimeter wave, radio beam reveals a new power for such short waves and it is believed the studies will have an important bearing on the commercial development of television. Electric tubes now sort thousands of cards, bills or checks daily. They simplify the process of taking gold, silver, cement, sulphuric" acid, arsenic, coal tar products and other valuables out of smoke and flue gases and they match colors perfectly. Others containing resistances of several billion ohms, make possible the amplification of photo electric currents 10,000 times. You Get Both Jitney-Jungle is a grocery store that can boast of two outstanding advantages for customers. It has prestige—it handles all nationally advertised food products—it sells for less. Come and see for yourself. "YOUR RED AND GREEN FRONT GROCERY STORE" JITNEY-JUNGLE iiiiiii $tlMs^<V*.'• <yj#yy.y.yyy^,' :•:-:•:•:• :•:•:•:-:-:•:•: Hl£Sl Oopr., 1933, The American Tobacco Co. There's none so good as LUCKIES SHE'S MISCHIEVOUS, RESTLESS, AND 20, WEIGHS 112 POUNDS. Mist Harlow has smoked Luckias for two years... not one eentwas paid for her signed statement. 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Title | 1932-01-06 The Plainsman |
Creator | Alabama Polytechnic Institute |
Date Issued | 1932-01-06 |
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Mid-Term Dances
Jan. 21, 22, 23 THE PLAINSMAN
TO FOSTER THE A U B U R N S P I R IT
Mid-Term Dances
Jan. 21, 22, 23
VOLUME LV AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY,-JAN. 6, 1932 NUMBER 28
Work Resumed
Students Return
To Examinations
M i d - T e rm Examinations and
Dances to Come In A Few
Days
25 TO GRADUATE
Plans Made For Mid-Term
Graduation Exercises On
January 21
Streets of Auburn took on new
life Saturday and Sunday with the
influx of approximately 1800 students
returning after the Christmas
holidays to resume their studies.
Very few absences were reported by
professors, who stated that practically
every student was present for
classes Monday morning, when scholastic
work for the New Year was
resumed according to schedule at
8:00 o'clock.
Students bent over study tables-preparing
previously assigned work
for Monday could be seen Sunday
evening as lights burned anew in
dormitories and fraternity houses
over the town of Auburn. A feeling
of enthusiasm and interest was in
evidence on the campus Monday
morning as students rushed to attend
their first classes for the year
1932. All faculty and staff members
were on hand.
"Plans for the mid-year commencement
exercises were forthcoming
from the President's office with the
date set for the 21st of January. Approximately
25 graduate and undergraduate
degrees will be~~awarded by
President Bradford Knapp at this
annual event which is to take place
in Langdon Hall at 7:30 p. m.
The first semester examination
period will begin on Friday, January
15, at 8:30 a. m.\ and will terminate
at 5 p. m., Thursday, January 21.
Registration for the second semester
will be held on Friday and Saturday,
January 22 and 23, and on
the Monday following, class work for
the new semester will begin.
The annual Junior Prom will be
held on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday,
January 21, 22, and 23.
Announcement has just been received
by President Knapp from the
E. I. DuPont De Memours and Company,
Wilmington, Del., awarding the
Alabama Polytechnic Institute a research
fellowship for the year beginning
September, 1932, to be devoted
to research work in soil chemistry;
and leaves the institution free
to choose the line of work to be pursued.
This is regarded as another
recognition of the valuable work being
carried on here, especially the
very comprehensive work in soil
chemistry connected with the Experiment
Station in the Department of
Agronomy and Soils.
CONFERENCES ON
WORLD PEACE TO
BE HELD BY CLUB
Better Understanding of International
Difficulties Is the
Purpose ^
MRS. KNAPP SPONSOR
Public Invited to Hear Speakers
on Subjects; Dr. Reynolds
Heads First Discussion
To better understand the many
ramifications of the present relations
of the United States with other
world powers a series of three monthly
conferences on international relations
has been arranged here at
the suggestion of Mrs. Bradford
Knapp, chairman of the department
of America*. Citizenship of the Alabama
Federation of Women's Clubs.
Details have been worked out by Dr.
B. R. Showalter, director of the Extension
Teaching division of the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute with the
cooperation of Dean J. W. Scott, of
the school of science and literature..
Civic leaders, ministers, editor,
women's club members, Auburn students,
and the public are invited to
these conferences which are to deal
with many phases of the present
world crisis.
Dr. Wade Reynolds, Auburn professor
of history, will lead the first
discussion at the initial conference
on Tuesday afternoon at 2:00 o'clock
in Langdon Hall, which will consider
the background of our present international
difficulties. Dr. Reynolds
will explain "The Causes of the
World War." Tremendous problems
which faced the Allies following the
world war will be discussed by Prof.
J. B. Draughn, history instructor,
whose discussion is titled "The Aftermath
of the "World War." Particular
attention will be given to the
Versailles Treaty, the Larcarno Pact,
reparations, and war debts.
The concluding phase^of the opening
conference will be discussion of
"The Present Effects of the World
War" by Dr. George Petrie, head
professor of history and dean of Auburn's
graduate school.
At the second conference, the exact
date of which is to be announced
later, discussions of the economic aspects
of America's international relations
will be led by faculty members
of the department of economics
and sociology.
Auburn Alumnus Made
Judge By Gov..Miller
On Tuesday, January 5, Governor
B. M. Miller appointed Judge F.
Lloyd Tate of Wetumpka, a judge of
the 19th judicial circuit. He succeeds
the late Judge George F.
Smoot.
Judge Tate is an alumnus of Auburn,
being the editor of the first
Glomerata and one of the founders
of this publication which has become
a vital part of the student affairs of
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute
each year.
While in college Judge Tate had
to work to earn his way. He milked
cows and did everything else he
could to earn money. Later he studied
law and practiced at Wetumpka.
At one time he was attorney-general
of Alabama. His interest in his alma
mater and in public affairs of his
state has grown from year to year.
NOTICE!
The P.-T. A. will hold a meeting
Friday afternoon, at 2:45 in the new
school building. Mrs. E. W. Burk-hardt
will talk on "When Is Home a
Success?".
Kiwanis Launch Year
With Meeting Monday
The Auburn Kiwanis Club launched
a new year of service with an
entertaining and instructive program
at noon, Monday. Emmett Sizemoje
gave an illustrated lecture on the
cotton situation of the present and
also traced- it back more than 100
years, or before the cotton gin was
invented. .
The speaker said that the world
carryover of American cotton as of
August 1, 1932, is expected to be
around 13,000,000 bales. This figure
is based upon the present supply
and the present rate of consumption.
He explained that 13,000,000 bales
will be the largest carryover on record
and about three times the average
carryover.
Another chart showed that cotton
consumption and general business
are closely coordinated in their developments.
They go up or go down
together, he explained.
Reports on holiday work of the
club were made' by Prof. J. Cs
Grimes and R. Y. Bailey. Club singing
was a feature, the leader being
Dr. H. C. Hoffsommer, with Mrs.
Mary Drake Askew at the piano..
The meeting was largely attended.
Four visitors were present, they being
J. T. High, W. A. Benson of
Nashville, John Farris, editor, and
Sam Fort, business manager of the
1932 Glomerata.
NOTICE!
• All students desiring newspaper
experience, see Bob Greer, Theta-Chi
House or phone 210.
Virginia Flowers Will Lead Grand
March of Junior Prom; Decorations
And Orchestra To Be Most Colorful
Bernie Cummins Colorful Figure
In Musical World Rated
As One of America's Best
FRIEND OF CELEBRITIES
Organized in 1923 Has Risen
Rapidly to Prominence; Notable
Engagements
Looming -beyond the mid-year
exams the annual Junior Prom awaits
a restless student body. Plans for
the most spectacular set of dances
ever given here neared completion
this week, and restrained social activity
during the holidays is expected to
find an outlet at the gala celebration
to take place January 21, 22, and 23.
Bernie Cummins, whose orchestra
will furnish the "music, is awaited
with much expectancy. Cummins is
known as one of the most striking figures
of the music world. He has a
John Barrymore profile—smart dresser—
married to a. New York heiress
—gave up professional boxing to become
a musician and today rates as
one of America's most popular young
maestri with a record of notable engagements
to his credit.
He is the intimate of many cele-braties,
having once lived next door
to Walter Winchell. He is a close
friend of Maurice Chevalier, Babe
Ruth, and Rudy Vallee. Thinks Val-lee
is a regular guy despite*all the
things said about him. He likes sports
and recently challenged Ben Bernie
and Wayne King to a match of golf.
Bernie's first professional engagement
was as hoofer in Chicago at the
old Pafisien Palace. Vauderville followed
until he was seized with the
desire to direct a band, and in 1923
organized the orchestra that has risen
to such prominence in the past few
years.
Bid cards for the dances have been
placed in the drug stores and fraternity
houses, and are to be collected
Sunday.
Auburn Knights Play
For Numerous Dances
Members of the Auburn Knights
Orchestra returned this week from a
two-weeks' tour of south Alabama,
where a number of dances were played
during the Christmas holidays.
Their program was opened on Monday
evening, December 21, when
they played for the Christmas Hop
of the University Military School of
Mobile, which was held at the Battle
House.
On Tuesday and Wednesday preceding
Christmas Day, the orchestra
played for dances at the Flomaton
High School in Flpmaton and the
American Legion club house in Mon-roeville.
While in the latter town,
the members were entertained at a
dinner given by Nick Hare at his
home.
Christmas Eve witnessed the annual
ball of the Mobile Club of Auburn,
and this affair at the Battle
House was one of the highlights of
the season.
The Atmore Country Club was the
scene of a dance Christmas night
played by the Auburn Knights.
Other dances played were Flomaton,
January 30; Monroeville, New
Year's Eve; and Atmore, New Year's
Day.
The Battle House in Mobile was
headquarters for the orchestra during
the trip, and while there, programs
were played during the lunch
and dinner hours. On Tuesday, January
29, the Knights played for and
attended a banquet given by the Kiwanis
Club of Mobile.
NOTICE!
Bid cards for the Junior Prom
have been placed in all fraternity
houses and in the Tiger Drug Store.
These cards will be collected on Sunday,
January 10. No cards can be
accepted after that date.
Devil Arrives To Rule
Domain of Merrymakers
Milton and Dante take the hind-dermost
when Charles F. Davis,
Mallory Collins, and B. A. England,
Jr. play hell with the decorations
for the mid-year dances.
Conceived by the ingenious minds
of these young architects a devil
has been born. No fallen angel
in the depths of inferna could
have assumed the insidious proportions
of this intriguing depiction
of the malicious spirit.
Dancers will tremble in the
wake of a false god when they
gaze on the face, nine feet high,
of Satan arrayed in all his diabolical
glory, leering down upon
them from his throne directly
beneath a crimson canopy to
which added effects will be" derived
from a system of indirect
lighting which will be carried
out in all phases of the decorations.
The music masters will
dispense their Terpischcrean augmentations
from within the encircling
arms of Lucifer as crystal
balls cast their flittering
shadows upon the dancers.
Belching smoke in anger at
those who daretred the portals
of the damned in quest of pleasure
the "King of Sinners" will
shroud the entire floor with an
errieness pleasant in its uniqueness.
Schedule Announced
For Basketball Team
Twelve games, 11 with Southern
Conference foes, appear on Auburn's
1932 basketball schedule announced
today by Coach Sam McAllister. A
practice contest was played with Hubbard
Hardware, of Columbus, Ga.,
Tuesday, giving the Tigers 13 tilts
before the annual Southern Conference
tournament in Atlanta, February
26 through March 1.
The season officially opens against
Birmingham-Southern in Birmingham
Friday night. The Plainsmen will
play only three college games at
home, meeting Georgia Tech in Alumni
Gymnasium next Tuesday, January
12; Vanderbilt here in a return
contest, January 30, and Georgia
here, February 16.
The card:
Jan.* 8—Birmingham-Southern at
Birmingham.
• Jan. 9—Vanderbilt at Nashville.
Jan. 12-—Georgia Tech at Auburn.
Jan. 22—Florida at Gainesville.
Jan. 23—Florida at Gainesville.
Jan. 30—Vanderbilt at Auburn.
Feb. 5—Tulane at New Orleans.
Feb. ,6—Tulane at New Orleans.
Feb. 8—L. S. U. at Baton Rouge.
Feb. 9—L. S. U. at Baton Rouge.
Feb. 16—Georgia at Auburn.
Feb. 23—Georgia Tech at Atlanta.
Feb. 26-March 1—Southern Conference
tournament at Atlanta.
English Instructor
Quietly Wed Xmas
Mrs. L. M. Woody, of Auburn, and
Mr. Charles R. Wade, instructor in
I
English, were quietly married at 5
p. m., Saturday, December 19.
The ceremony was performed at
the home of the bride's sister, Mrs.
W. R. Branham, Jr., 948 William's
Mill Road, Birmingham, by Rev. Newton,
pastor of the Druid Hill Baptist
church. The wedding was a surprise
to all except close friends and relatives
of the couple.
NOTICE!
Dr. Charles Herty will be in Auburn
for his regular lecture at the
Ross Chemical Laboratory on Friday,
January 8, from 1:00 to 2:00
p. m.
Montgomery Debutante to Be
Escorted by Robert Greer in
Spectacular Event
HELD FRIDAY NIGHT
As a Student at Woman's Coll
e g e She Has Attended Numerous
Dances Here
Last night" the Social Committee
selected Miss Virginia Flowers of
Montgomery, to lead the mid-term
dances which will be held in Auburn
on January 21-23- inclusive. Robert
Greer of Birmingham, president of
the junior class and a member of
the Theta Chi social fraternity will
lead the grand march with Miss Flowers,
at the Junior Ball which is to be
held, Friday evening, January 22.
Daughter of John J. Flowers, county
tax assessor of Montgomery county,
Miss Flowers is 'a popular de
butante - of last season and has attended
numerous dances here in the
past. At one time she attended Woman's
College located in Montgomery
and has been a very popular member
of the younger social contingents
throughout the South, having been
honored in leading several dances in
Montgomery last season.
Only members of the junior class
will take part in this grand march.
The plan was introduced last season
and found quite successful.^
Bid cards were being filled out
rapidly during the early part of the
week and a large number of young
women are expected to represent the
collegiate set from practically ever
town in the surrounding territory.
Six fraternities will give house
parties including Phi Delta Theta,
Sigma Nu, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma
Phi Sigma, Delta Sigma Phi, and
Lambda Chi Alpha. Numerous buffet
suppers and banquets have been
planned by the various organizations
on the campus.
Final plans as to the orchestra and
decorations will be complete at an
early date.
CHECK ON PLEDGING
ACTIVITIES COMES
UNDER COUNCIL EYE
Further Discussion Is Carried
Over to Later Meeting Of
Body ~
ROBINSON SPEAKS
Six Fraternities to Hold House
Parties During t h e Mid-Term
Dances
Registration For New
Semester Is Announced
According to an announcement
from the registrar's office today, the
office today, the official registration
days for the second semester will be
Friday, January 22, and Saturday,
January 23. Beginning Monday,
January 4, students may pay fees to
the Accountant. 'After payment of
fees the Accountant will file registration
cards with the deans, and beginning
Tuesday, January 19, students
may report to the deans for registration.
The late fee of $5.00 will be
required Monday, January 25, and
$1.00 additional each day for five
days thereafter. Class work for the
second semester begins 8 a. m., January
25.
A student is not registered until
his cards are approved by his dean.
Absences from class on and after
the opening day of the second semester
due to late registration on the
part of first semester students are
counted.
Appointments Of Ring
Salesmen Made For '33
Three members of the class of
'33, have been appointed by the L.
G. Balfour Company as ring salesmen
for their class. They are Sonny
Paterson, Charles Boiling, and Bob
Ellis. The Balfour Company was
awarded the contract for these rings
at a meeting of the Executive Cabinet
earlier in the year. These men
will have exclusive right for the sale
of the rings.
Ellis may be reached at the Kappa
Alpha house, Paterson at the Sigma
Nu house, and Charles Boiling at the
Phi Kappa Delta house. Students
desiring a ring will get in touch with
one of these men.
The Inter-fraternity Council held
its regular meeting Monday at the
Alpha Lambda Tau house. The meeting
was featured by a lengthy discussion
of plans for delayed pledging
in the fraternity group here. Despite
the length of the discusison, all
action was deferred until the next
meeting, as it was felfr that the gravity
-of the subject called for further
thought.
A motion for the purchase of a
new scholastic cup that was passed
at a previous meeting was upheld.
It is the plan of the council to award
the cup each year to the fraternity
having the best average for that
year. The cup will be held for one
year by the fraternity and then passed
on unless reawarded, becoming
the permanent possession of the
fraternity winning it three consecutive
times. It is felt that this cup
will give the incentive necessary for
great scholastic improvement on the
campus.
Professor Robinson, faculty advisor
for the Inter-fraternity Council,
made a talk on scholarship, stressing
the extreme need for improvement.
He also touched on the conduct
of the fraternities during the
coming dances.
The following houses will entertain
with house parties during the period
of Bernie Cummins' stay here at the
mid-term dances: Lambda Chi Alpha,
Sigma Nu, Phi Delta Theta, Sigma
Phi Epsilon, Delta Sigma Phi,
and Sigma Pi Sigma. The council
feels that there will be ample room
for an extremely large number of
visitors for the dances.
College Worker
Succumbs After
Short Sickness
Miss Sara Steele Dies Tuesday
Afternoon from Sudden Attack
of Pneumonia
DEATH A SHOCK
Member of College Staff In
Registrar's Office For Eight
e en Years
Websterian Society
Elects New Officers
Following an interesting and instructive
program, the New Websterian
Literary Society elected officers
last night for the coming semester.
James E. Cook, of the school of agriculture,
was chosen as president of
the society; Miss Libby Jeanne Israel
was unanimously re-elected to
the vice-presidency, and Miss Jewell
Golden will succeed Miss Kirtis Martin
as secretary. The honor of treasurer,
vacated by Mr. Cook's election,
fell to Miss Velma Patterson. The
newly formed offices of reporter and
sergeant-at-arms went to William
Hall and Miss Sarah Glaiber respectively.
Short speeches were given
by the new president and the retiring
one, Cleveland Adams.
It was announced that this would
be the last meeting of the society until
after the beginning of next semester.
Monoplane Donated To
The Aeronautical Dept.
A cabin monoplane for use in the
aeronuatical laboratory here, has
been donated by Mr. Young. He is
an Auburn graduate. The plane
was partially wrecked at LaGrange,
Ga., when its hanger collapsed in a
recent storm. The donation should
prove a great help in the instruction
of aeronautical students.
Auburn Grad Weds
Texas Girl Dec. 24
Raymond Chambers, who graduated
at Auburn several years ago, and
Miss Eugenia Reineir of Sequin,
Texas, married on December 24. Mr.
Chambers is engaged in engineering
work. His brother, T. B. Chambers,
lives in Auburn. They were reared
in Athens, Ala.
The sudden death of Miss Sara
Steele at 5:40 Tuesday evening came
as a severe shock to townspeople of
Auburn. After being ill only one
week, her condition became grave a
few days ago and pneumonia developed
Sunday. Physicians • held no
hope for her recovery Tuesday morning.
From 1918 Miss Steele has been
connected with the college as assistant
in the registrar's office. In this
capacity she served the college and
the many students with whom she
came in contact. Both Prof. B. L.
Shi and Prof. Chas. W. Edwards, in
whose office she served, commended
her work in superlative terms and
mentioned the distinct loss to the
college and to Auburn caused by her
death.
"In the death of Miss Sara Steele,"
said Prof. Edwards, "this office has
sustained a great loss. For fourteen
years she had rendered intelligent
and faithful service. Absolutely
genuine, possessing a vigorous and
attractive personality, and always
retaining a sense of good humor, she
captivated all with whom she came
in contact. To know her well was
to appreciate and admire her."
Miss Steele is survived by two sisters
and two brothers, Miss Mary
Steele of Auburn, Mrs. Otto Brown
of Fairhope, Capt. Gordon Steele of
Ft. Benning, Ga., and Dr. Fred Steele
of Huntsville.
The funeral will be held from the
home at 10:30 o'clock Thursday
morning with the Rev. James R.
Edwards and Rev. Sam B. Hay officiating,
and Mrs. I. S. McAdory is in
charge of the- music. Interment will
take place in Auburn.
Following are those who will serve
as pallbearers: Prof. B. L. Shi, Prof.
Charles W. Edwards, Prof. John W.
Williamson, Julian Brown, Homer
Tisdale, and Kirtley Brown.
Work On 1932 Annual
Is Well Under Way
With most of the photographs already
in hand, work toward early
completion of the 1932 Glomerata
is well underway, said Editor Farris
Wednesday who urges the cooperation
of all students who are yet to
supply information for the book.
Progress in the compilation of the
copy is being delayed just now because
of failure of many seniors
whose pictures are to appear in the
annual to.supply necessary information
to accompany their photos. Mr.
Farris says that it is absolutely imperative
that all such students go to
the Tiger Drug Store at once and
fill in the data on cards provided
there for this purpose. Saturday
noon of this week will be the deed-line
since the senior section must
be completed next week in. order to
earn certain discounts allowed by the
printer and engraver for early copy,
he said.
The latest date that photographs
of young ladies may be entered for
possible Beauty and Favorite Section
entry will be Wednesday, January
13. Eight photographs will be selected
for the Beauty Section and 12
for the Favorite Section. Photos
must be submitted to either the editor
or business manager of the annual.
W. A. Benson, whose company will
print the book this year, has spent
the last several days in Auburn working
out details with Mr. Farris.
Prospects for early delivery and for
an unusually attractive book are in
evidence.
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Office hours: 11-12 A. M. Daily.
STAFF
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REPORTERS
Otis Spears, '34; M. M. Spruiell, '34; Billy
Hamilton, '34; Hugh T. Lawson, '35; Walter
Brown, '35; J. C. Ivey, '34; W. G. Hall, '35;
B. C. Pope, Jr., '33; Jack Knowlton, '35;
Walter Smith, '35; Marion Kelley, '33.
BUSINESS STAFF
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Knox M. McMillan Advertising Manager
Robert Greer Circulation Manager
Phillip M. Benton Asst. Adver. Mgr.
LOOKING FORWARD
A new year. One which on the face seem
to hold little that could cheer the, undergraduate
mind that is given to any serious
considerations as to his future. No land
of promise glitters on the horizon, and the
proverbial ladder of success is a thing which
we grope blindly for in the darkness of
economic strife.
There is one hope—one that the cynic
can never ralize. Our mettle is being tested,
and those that weather the storm will
face the days of prosperity with thet hardihood
of adversity infilled in such a manner
that should lead to a more rational life
in the days to come. If we profit the reckless
days of the past decade will not be
repeated.
We have been home for the holidays, and
have been brought closer to the true conditions.
Youth and age alike have been challenged,
and the fight is in progress.
NEED OF NEW SYSTEM
Exactly eleven days after the resumption
of classes after the Christmas vacation examinations
for the ending of the first semester's
work will begin. The average
class will meet five times during this
period and the completion of the course
with the customary review work wlil be
confusingly crowded into these few days.
There is no doubt that the average student
requires at least 4wo or three days to
recover from a holiday relaxation of two
weeks leaving only a week in which he is
able to derive any benefit from the closing
confusion of the term.
With these thoughts in mind it seems
altogether plausible that a scholastic year
divided into quarters would be the most
successful plan to follow and a greater
amount of benefit would be derived by students
should such a system be devised. With
term examinations scheduled so that they
would come quarterly and creit for college
hours .given in proportion to the time spent
in the courses, much of the confusion which
arises at this time of the year would be
disposed of and would ultimately lead to
more successful series of final examinations.
Many colleges and universities today use
this system and seem to find it highly satisfactory.
Accomplishing a two-fold task
this system does away with term examinations
directly after the holiday season and
lessens the amount of work that must be
covered under the system now in use.
COMBINATION OF PRINCIPLE
American education is founded on two
ideals—one the ideal of discipline and the
other freedom. We have our extreamist in
both cases. Youth demands freedom ever
when his intellectual curiousity is aroused,
and practically every institution attempts
in some degree to curb his desire.
These two ideals have a direct relation
to the development of character and intellect,
and it has been the policy of- American
institutions to undertake this dufold task.
Long have educators and students alike,
realized the necessity of ..discipline. That
one must learn to obey before he can give
orders. Must learn self control before he
can control others. Yet it would seem that
too much discipline would stifle all individuality,
giving birth to a host of "yes" men.
We, the subjected youth, know that this is
the wrong idea when carried to its limit.
Yet, we must admit, like the poet, that
many souls have broken with the weight
of too much liberty. We need freedom and
we need discipline. Most of us are in college
in the period of transition to manhood.
The transition has progressed to
the point that we realize the fatalness of
complete unrestraint, but intensely feel
that desire to seek our own salvation.
It would seem, in view of these tacts,
that those schools who have succeeded in
seasoning logical discipline with enough
stimulus to feed budding individuality are
best accomplishing the purpose of their establishment.
MID-TERM DANCES
On January 21 Bernie Cummins and his
New Yorkers will arrive to furnish the
music for the Junior Prom, to be held on
January 21, 22, 23 inclusive. This orchestra
has a countrywide reputation, and
everyone is looking for a magnificent performance
from Bernie and his boys.
Robert Greer, president of the class of
1933, will lead the Grand March on Friday
night, at which time the second evening
dance of the Prom is to be held. The decorations
are Stygian in style, and no one
knows just what devilry is to be depicted
on the walls of Alumni Gymnasium.
These dances promise to be the best of
the year, and the Plainsman takes this opportunity
to urgje each member of the
student body to attend as many of them
as possible. The freshmen are especially
encouraged to take advantage of this opportunity
to broaden his life beyond the
narrow scholastic bounds set down by his
curriculum.
FOR BETTER OR WORSE
The earth, in the course of its wanderings,
has again passed that spot in its
orbit designated by astronomers as the.beginning;
therefore, the inhabitants of the
globe say that a new year has begun. Obviously,
the saying is a fallacy, for a circle,
or rather in this case an eclipse, has no
beginning and no ending.
In spite of this perfectly obvious piece of
logic, which has been advanced often and
which is, in itself, incontrovertable, the
world accepts the first day of January as
the beginning of a new year and finds it a
useful custom. The use is briefly that such
a time as the beginning of a new year is
emminently fitted for taking stock, for inventory
not only of physical goods and accomplishments
but also of mental growth.
It is no easy matter to calmly look at the
spectacle of oneself in saying, "How am I
different from the person who was me last
year?" It is infinitely harder to give a
helpful and frank answer to the question.
Many individuals and institutions try to
do this. Perhaps the most famous review
of past events in the Memorabilia which
has been annually prepared by the bishop
of the Moravian church in Winston-Salem.
The custom has seemed so useful that it
has been preserved through something like
fifty or more years.
By now, much of this inventory work is
over, and the question arises as to what is
to be done about it. We cannot venture an
answer, we simply say that any thoughtful
answer will be a help to a much better year.
The future will be either better or worse,
as Calvin Coolidge is quoted as saying. In
many ways it can hardly be worse, perhaps
it can be made better.
—Daily Har Heel.
Quotations
They spare the rod, and spoyle the
child.—Ralph Venning.
Don't try to beat Wall Street unless you
have an extra shirt.—Florida Times-Union.
That to live by one man's will became the
cause of all men's misery.—Richard Hooker.
Comparisons .are odious.—Christopher
Marlowe.
Economy does not mean parsimony, but
value for value.—Ernest J. P. Benn.
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Education, like politics, is a rough affair,
and every instructor has to shut his
eyes and hold his tongue as though he
were a priest.—Henry Adams.
OLD BOOKS
By Clinton Scollard
"I have no craze for curios—
A craving many folk affect,
Grim idols ranged in grinning rows
And bottles, twisted-necked.
"But an old book, this meets my need,
Quarto or folio, as you please,
An ancient Marlowe, foxed and flea-ed,
, A first HEPERIDES.
"Although the little worm and blind
.Has pierced the binding or the page,
And though the leaves be sfired and lined
With the dull rust of age.
"Yet I am overmastered much
By feelings I may not control,
As if there throbbed beneath my touch
The poet's very soul."
Prexy's Paragraphs
By Bradford Knapp
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* Welcome back to
Auburn! Things are
dull in Auburn when
this student body is
away on a vacation.
It is true that we
come back to work but
it is good to be back
nevertheless. T h e re
are important things
for us all to consider but the most important
one is to let nothing interfere with our
attention to the task of reviewing and'getting
up on all of our work for the final examinations.
I know examinations are difficult.
We must face them all through life.
There is no escape from being tested. The
man who isN ready succeeds and the one
who is not ready fails. It is so in college;
it is so in after life. Be ready when the
time comes.
* * * *
The problem of our social life here at
Auburn is difficult and it will continue to
be difficult until the institution is larger
and we have more facilities such as a Student
Union Building and other places where
entertainments can be held. There are
pebple in this state who think Auburn has
built more than she should have. If they
only knew the truth they would know that
we are so starved and poverty stricken for
adequate buildings to carry on the work of
the institution that it will take a long time
for us to get things organized and in shape.
We are not disposed to hurry but we do
like to make progress.
* * * *
Only a certain number of dances can be
given in the gymnasium. The building has
to be used for athletic purposes and for
physical education. At the present time
I think we ought to limit the number of
dances given in the gymnasium to the three
annual periods of the fall, mid-semester
and commencement dances and add to these
a dance to be given by the "Ag" Club, one
by the Engineers on Engineer's Day, one
by the Inter-Fraternity Council, one by the
Student Cabinet and the rest of the dances
should be given by the "A" Club. If we
enlarge this program to let every organization
in the institution which wants to
raise a little money have a dance in the
gymnasium the whole situation will become
impossible. I shall insist upon the proper
committee functioning to put this matter
in shape.
* * * *
Education is very much on trial these
days. I sometime think we are changing
our point of view. Not many years ago
the emphasis was on the earning capacity
of the college graduate. The emphasis is
beginning to be on the social value of the
service the college graduate can perform
in society and by society I mean to use the
term in the sense of organized society. There
will be less emphasis on the selfish side of
life and more emphasis on the unselfish.
Any man can make his way in the world
and can perform a worthwhile service intelligently,
adequately, efficiently and especially
can he do it if he has the power not
only to do the routine thing but to think
-honestly and logically from the things
which are being done on to those which
ought to be done. It may be that the world
will not become less selfish. One may doubt
whether human nature will change. However
unless I am seriously wrong the difficulties
of the years 1930-31-32 are going
to make the people of the world think and
think deeply. It is distressing to think that
while the deep problems of the distribtuion
of wealth, of the- adjustment of wholesale
and retail prices to the new conditions of
.the baffling problem of reestablishing our
commerce with Europe, especially for cotton,
and a thousand other problems are crying
out for a solution, we can see a mere
game of "contract bridge" between two
couples in New York called the "Battle of
the Country", get front page notice when
the poor are about us by the millions arid
respectable, fine men and women are out of
employment. A game of bridge to pass
away the time and get a little recreation
may be all right but to make it so overim-portant
as this New York affair is a pretty
sure indication of the perverting of our
ideals regarding social values. I would
rather be connected with a football team
that could give fifty thousand dollars to
charity.
\An honest tale speeds best, being plainly
told.—Shakespeare.
If we would establish peace we must first
establish justice.—Senator Swanson of Virginia.
The world is comedy to those that think,
a tragedy to those who feel.—Horace Wal-pole.
In my twenty-eight years of rowing I was
never beaten by a tee-totaler.—Guy Nich-alls,
British oarsman.
AUBURN FOOTPRINTS
Henry Vance, in his Coal Bin, sounds a note of encouragement to Auburn graduates
of this year, when he defines a technical school as a place where boys are
i
educated for jobs that don't exist.
* * * * * * * * * *
Ever in search of the sucker woman now puts on fish net hose.
* * * * * * * * * *
Oh»come to me my darling
She whispered with outstretched arms
I want to hold you tightly—
He yielded to her charms.
She held him closely to her
• (
And ruffled his curley hair
He nestled down—so comfy
And gazed in her face rio fair.
t %•
But—then he saw another
And left his mistress flat
For Trix, the little poodle
Had seen a neighbor's cat.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Our most practical gift this Chirstmas was a "Beware of the Dog" sign to
scare /away bill collectors.
* * * * * * * * * *
Now that the Senate has voted to give wheat to the needy to relieve the depression—
why not a little corn to help the situation? •
* * * * * * * * * *
James Purvis, brother of the illustrious Joe, scored the only touchdown made
by the Eastern all-star team against the Western all-stars in a charity go in San
Francisco New Year's Day! His score won the game for the Eastern team, and
broughTr additional reknown to the already famed Purvis family. ^
* ' * * * * * * * * *
It is reported that Al Smith received a New Year's card from Hoover saying,
"I wish you were here."
i * * * * * * * * * *
In view of the present situation on war debts we should like to bring up the
old question, "Who won the war?"
* * * * - * * * * * *
Cure for the depression—talk to automobile salesmen.
* * * * * * * * * *
The Sing Sing gridiron supporters offer a suggestion to remedy the danger evidenced
in football this season. They suggested that the guards be taken from the
field. ' '
* * * * * * * * * *
" If all the ballyhoo issued by the Pacific Coast sport scribes preceding the Rose
Bowl game, was laid end to end even the miracle team from the University of
Southern California would be exhausted from the effects of running the ball up and
down the field. _
* * * * * * * *- * *
Was it Culbertson or Lenz who said that a spade trumped Jack Diamond?
* * * * * * * * * *
The refusal of Adolph Hitler to announce his platform or to even admit that he
is a candidate for the presidency of Germany lead many to believe that that country
has become far more Americanized than they supposed.
* ' * * * * * * * * *
In 1932 we resolve to be funny at least once, to make Joe Purvis a greater man,
and to say nothing more of the depression.
WITH OTHER COLLEGES
Alas and alack! We mourn for our
Plainsman. A comtenplation of the depths
to which we must now sink is too appalling
to be described. Even before, the holidays
we feared that such a calamity might occur.
After the holidays, even our slow, blunted
wits were able to fully take in the unseemly,
woeful fact. That superlative effort of
Southern coHegiate journalism, the "South's
Greatest Semi-weekly", comes no more to
serve as a shining example which we of the
Plainsman might strive valiantly and earnestly
to emulate. This grievous wrong,
which possibly has been brought about by
the seditious utterances against the paragon
of college papers in these columns, can
only leave us dejected and forlorn. Certainly
we meant no harm. And the blow,
coming directly on the heels of the Crimson-
White's gracious condescension in allowing
us of the Plainsman to improve our paper
by quoting from its eminent columns, is
doubly hard Ho bear up under. Horrible
thought!
• Our paper, in which we have taken so
much pride, on which we have spent many
hours of time which might have been spent
in playing bridge, or worse, studying, wallowing
in the mire of commonplace journalism,
with the door to eminence and the seats
of the mighty slammed in its face! Alas,
that we ever saw a copy of the illustrious
Crimson-White. Ignorance, it is said, is
bliss; but once having seen the vistas of
beyond the blackness and ugliness of ignorance,
life is a veritable hell. And thus it
is with us. While the Crimson-White came
to us, we at least had an ideal, which we
valued highly and esteemed above all. Now,
borne down, abject, and of sorrowful countenance,
we bewail the fact that we have
no longer the helping hand which was extended
down to us by the Crimson-White.
But, there being no god but the Crimson-
White, we must betides console ourselves
and be content with our sad lot. Possibly
the missionaries which have been promised
for the mid-term dances will be able to
clear things up a little.
' * * * *
We had almost dared to believe that
The Plainsman had been reinstated in the
graces of the girls in Montevallo, in view
of the lapse of their publication's satirical
editorial onslaught. However, reports of
no uncertain nature have been forthcoming
to members of our defamed staff, to the
effect that we have reached a new low ebb
in the reading minds of the state's flowers
of young womanhood. #We understand
Hooey has become very popular.
* * * *
The craze for statistics about college
freshmen-—a thing we've never been able
to understand—continues in as full swing
as ever. The latest to be published is that
at Barnard College, a girl's school, which
fact may make it interesting. Miss 1935
at this school has been compared with the
elass of 1925. It was revealed that the average
girl, to graduate in '35, has a stronger
grip (the better to hug you with, my
dear), weighs a little more (the better to—
why keep this up?), has a larger lung capacity,
and has greater chest expansion.
Evidently not total busts, these girls. In
1925 the average girl was 63.79 inches tall.
Now the average height is 64.33 inches.
The 1925 grip, in the height of the flapper
age, was only 57.11 pounds. This year
the grip is 70.69 pounds. Practice makes
perfect.
In the physical tests, it was found that
Miss 1935 can high jump 3 feet 2 inches
(actually!) and, marvel of marvels, can
vault 4 feet 2 inches. Athletic maidens
these. And thats not all her accomplishments.
She can run 25 yards in 4.8 seconds,
and can throw a basketball 37 feet
8 inches.
Princeton went a little further in its calculations.
The average freshman at Princeton
is 18 years 4 months and 20 days old.
The class birthday is May 1, 1913.
* * * *
Edict of the student council at L. S. U.,
as reported by the Reveille:
"No more drinking will be permitted
on the university campus, was the decision
reached by the student council'
at a meeting held Thursday night in
the Law school. The means of enforcing
this policy arenas yet ^uncertain."
* * * *
Since our exchanges are not coming in
as yet we have been forced to reopen old
wounds in a noble effort to fill our column.
However, several hundred college editors
and their staffs resume work this week, and
their plots on undergraduate America will
be passed on here at an early date. We
sincerely trust that every college journalist,
including one Elwood Richardson, had
a most enjoyable holiday season; and that
the new year finds all of us with a few new
ideas.
INSIGHTS
By Conscientious Cletus
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in this
column are not necessarily the editorial opinions of
this paper. It is a column of personal comment,
and is not to be read as an expression of our
editorial policy.
ACCORDING TO reports that_ have
come directly or indirectly to the
writer of this column, Conscientious
Cletus is merely a brainless fanatic who is
not to be taken seriTJusly on anything he
says. That being the case, and having already
stepped outside the ring of simling
conventionality, which automatically incurs
the displeasure of many of the so-cajled
leaders about the campus, Cletus has all to
gain and nothing to lose in continuing this
column with no change in editorial policy.
This statement is made in order to start the
new year off right, and to be sure that there
will be no misunderstanding regarding
questions of policy.
* * * *
Cletus is always ready and willing to accept
good advice. The best thing to do in
that connection, however, is to take all good
advice and then do as you please. That
may be considered as a further statement
of the policy of this column.
* * * *
Cletus made only one resolution for the
new year: I, Conscientious Cletus, do hereby
resolve that I will do everything in my
power during the new year to use in more
places and for more things the most expressive
word in the English language—
DAMN.
* * * *
Much emphasis at Auburn is placed on
honor fraternities, but it is often hard to
tell which division of the student body has
been honored, those elected or those left out.
Fraternity politics is developed to a most
complicated state in this particular phase
of our campus activities, and until our honor
fraternities come to the place where
they will reward outstanding merit as such,
membership in them will continue to mean
absolutely nothing except the satisfaction
of personal vanity.
The question will be raised on every hand
regarding the author's right to mention this
subject, so to answer in advance Cletus
would like to say that these opinions are
made by an ineligible outsider judging as
objectively as possible the conditions as they
really exist on the campus. To be in keeping
with the recent new year's resolution
Cletus would like to'also state that he does
not care a damn who thinks this subject
is discussed for personal reasons.
* * * *
Theodore Roosevelt was vehement-in his
denunciations of Taft. A newspaper man
to whom he had once discoursed long and
loudly went subsequently to Taft with a report
of the conversation. .Taft was in no
wise perturbed, but said meditatively: "You
know, Teddy puts all Presidents into two
categories: Lincoln and Washington are in
the first, and all the others are in the second.
He, of course, belongs in the Lincoln-
Washington class, and — well you know
where he puts me. He reminds me of the
little boy who came, home one day and told
his mother: 'Mama, I am the smartest boy
in our school!' 'Did your teacher tell you
so?' his parent asked. 'Oh, no, Mama, I
found it out for myself.
* * * *
It is not necessary to make any comparison
with Auburn's honor fraternities and
the above paragraph but it might be added
that there would be more to compare than
to contrast.
* * * *
The following letter written by Louis
Carroll might be of some use to college students:
January 1, 1895
. . . . "You are quite correct in saying
it is a long.time since you have heard
from me: in fact, I find that I have not
written to you since the 13th of last November.
But what of that? You have
access to the papers, you can find out
negatively, that I am all right! Go carefully
through the list of ruptcies; then run
your eye down the police cases; and, if
you fail to find my name anywhere, you
can say to your mother in a tone of calm
satisfaction, ' is going on well'."
THREE ELEMENTS
By Audrey Wurdemann
Reproved by constant and unheeding beauty
Swart Clytemnestra scarcely can be blamed
For lapses and relapses in her duty
Toward that tall lovely sister she defamed.
Helen was an immortal; Helen ever
Was sly and smiling; Clytemnestra grew
Hardy with wisdom of the ways to sever
Her loves and quarrels from the family view.
These were women like three elements.
Leda was sultry copper when the swan
Stooped earthward; silver beauty pitched
the tents
In Asia while a Trojan host dreamed on;
And proudly, bitterly, Clytemnestra wore
Hatred like rust that ate an iron core.
/
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6, 1932 T H E P L A I N S M A N -:- A L A B A M A P O L Y T E C H N I C I N S T I T U TE PAGE THREE
VARSITY AND FRESHMAN TEAMS
HAVE BANNER YEAR DURING 1931
All Branches of Sports at Auburn Share in Prestige Gained by
Winning Teams; Baseball Team Gets Top Honors by
Winning Dixie Championship
The year 1931 was a banner year
for varsity and freshman athletic
teams "here. Auburn's varsity football,
basketball, track and crosscountry
representatives compiled an
impressive record of 39 victories, one
tie and 15 defeats in 55 dual engagements.
The tracksters also annexed
first honors in the Southeastern
A. A. U. track and field meet
for the second successive season and
placed sixth in" the Southern Conference
meet in Birmingham.
' The Orange and Blue plebe football,
basketball, baseball and track
teams, under Earl McFaden, who has
no peer in the South as a director of
first-year college athletics; Wilbur
Hutsell and Dunham Harkins, added
18 triumphs to the Tigers already
lengthy string of wins and received
11 setbacks. The frosh gridders won
four games and lost two, the cage-sters
won six and lost four, the thinly-
clad wearers won one dual" meet
and lost one and the diamond hopefuls
won seven and lost four. The
McFaden-Harkins moleskins wearers
finished the season with the best record
ever made by an Auburn rat
team on the gridiron.
In baseball, Coach Sam McAllister's
proteges won the Dixie League
and Southern Conference championships,
returning the latter pennant
to the Plains for the second time
since the 1928 nine was crowned
rulers of Dixie's college baseball
kingdom. Auburn won the Dixie
League gonfalon with a record of 15
wins and four defeats and the conference
flag with a record of 12 wins
and three losses. The Tigers failed
to lose a series during the year and
only Florida managed to break even
in four games.
The initial season of the Dixie
League was dominated by Auburn.
The Plainsmen had the leading pitchers,
Dunham Harkins and Clifford
Smith; the leading batter, Joe Burt;
placed six players, Harkins, Burt,
Smith, Charles Kaley, Harry Lloyd
and Duck Riley, on the all-Dixie
League nine, and captured every major
award in the circuit. Smith and
Burt were selected by College Humor
as All-American.
The 1931 Plainsmen, coached by
Head Coach Chet Wynne and his astute
assistants, Roger Kiley and Sam
McAllister, had the best gridiron
machine to represent Auburn in close
to a decade, winning five games, tying
one and losing three. The
Wynne-Kiley-McAllister board of
strategy produced one of the best
coached teams the South has ever
seen. Georgia Tech was defeated
for the first time since 1919 and the
Tigers jumped from 21st place in
the Southern Conference standings
at the close of the 1930 season to a
four-way tie for eighth place at the
close of the past campaign. They
were deadlocked with Sewanee and
South Carolina, whom them defeated,
and Duke.
Jimmie Hitchcock, captain-elect of
the 1932 eleven, was chosen on' many
all-Southern teams and was unanimously
selected on the official second
all-Southern. Experts also gave him
all-American consideration. Other
Tigers who were picked on all-
Southern teams or mentioned for this
honor were: Porter Grant, Buddy Mc-
Collum, James Bush, "Boots" Cham-bless,
David Ariail, Lindley Hatfield,
Casey Kimbrell and Allen ' Rogers.
Grant, Ariail and Bush also received
several votes for all-American.
McAllister took charge of a group
of hardwood'artists last season who
had won only one conference tilt
the previous year and turned out one
of the top-notch cage quintets below
the Mason-Dixon line. The baske-teers
finished with a season's record
of 12 wins and six losses. They lost
in the second round of the conference
tournament to Georgia, 31 to
27, after downing Virginia, 33 to 26,
in the first round. The Cavaliers were
the only team to defeat the Southern
Conference champions, Mary
land, during the year. Auburn's
seven-point margin over Virginia was
the largest made by any team the
initial day of the tourney.
First Semester Final Examinations
Final examinations for the first semester will begin Friday, January 15, and end Thursday, January
21, according to a bulletin issued from the Registrar's office today.
Morning examinations will begin at 8:30, and those scheduled for the afternoon will begin at
l':30. Examinations in subject's which meet only once a week will be held at the last period'scheduled
for the section prior to January 15, unless the examination is officially scheduled.
•*- The schedule is as follows:
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Thursday, January 21
A. M. Conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere
P. M. Conflicts and subjects not scheduled elsewhere
January 15
Friday A. M.
First hour
Classes 8-9
Scheduled
MWF
MTWThF
Friday P. M.
First hour
Classes 8-9
Scheduled
'TThS
TTh
MW
MF
ThS
TThS
January 16
Saturday A.
Second hour
Classes 9-Scheduled
MWF
MTWThF
Saturday P.
Second hour
Classes 9-Scheduled
TThS
TTh
M.
MW
MF
M.
ThS
TThF
January ~-18
Monday A. M.
Third hour
Classes 10-11
Scheduled
MWF MW
MTWThF MF
Monday P. M.
Third hour
Classes 10-11
Scheduled
TThS ThS
TTh TThF
January 19
Tuesday A. M.
Fourth hour
Classes 11-12
Scheduled
MWF MW
MTWThF MF
Tuesday P*M.
Sixth hour
Classes 2-3
All sixth" hour
classes
January 20
Wednesday A. M.
Fifth hour
Classes 1-2
Scheduled
MWF MW
MTWThF MF
Wednesday P. M.
Fifth hour
Classes 1-2
Scheduled
TThS ThS
TTh TThF
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Members Of Art And
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With Buffet Supper
Washington Irving said, "Of all
the old festivals that of Christmas
awakens the strongest and most
heartfelt associations." So it was
when Dean and Mrs. Cary opened
their charming home during the
Christmas holidays to the members
of the Art Study Club who entertained
their husbands with a buffet
supper.
/The lovely old home with its spiral
stairway, wide halls, and well-proportioned
rooms lent itself beautifully
to the Christmas decorations of
southern srnilax, miseltoe and holly.
Myriads of white tapers danced merrily
from mantles and consoles. A
perfect setting it was for the members
of the Club who came in old-fashioned
attire.
After a delicious four course supper
amid fun and merriment the
party assembled in the drawing room.
At once the gentlemen were challenged
to exhibit a chivalry equal
that of^the colonial and Victorian
periods in the presentation of oloS
fashioned bouquets to the ladies. The
response was excellent, Dr. Allison
carrying away highest honors
CAGE TEAM OPENS SEASON
WITH WIN OVER HUBBARD
Regulars Score Easily on Hubbard Hardware Co. Team, from
Columbus, Ga., to Gain Commanding Lead Before Being
Relieved by Reserves at End of First Half
SEVEN MEMBERS OF GRID TEAM
REPORT FOR BASKETBALL DUTY
Robert Arthur, David Ariail, "Boots" Chambless, Sterling
Dupree, Lindley Hatfield, Ralph Jordan, and Sam Mason
are Football Players Reporting for Try-outs for Cage Team
The Auburn basketball team open
ed its 1932 season in the Alumni
gymnasium last night, winning easily
from the Hubbard Hardware team of
Columbus, 50 to 22. Coach McAllister
started his veteran team, of
seniors and they had little trouble
in running up a commanding lead before
being relieved near the end of
the first half by a reserve team. The
score stood 25 to 10 at the halfway
mark.
The regulars were kept on the
bench until the last five minutes of
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Ralph Jordan, 1931 captain, and
Tom Lumpkin, forwards; Jack Stewart,
captain of the 1932 five, center,
and Charles Kaley, Lindley Hatfield
and Harbin Lawson, guards were the
mainstays on McAllister's first team
at the Plains and all are leading
candidates for the 1932 team. Jordan,
Stewart and Lumpkin finished
as ninth, tenth and 13th high scorers
in the conference last season, and
Kaley had few equals as a guard.
As long as Wilbur Hutsell is steering
Auburn's track ship, the Tigers
will be feared in this sport. The
1931 track and field team only added
to Hutsell's already brilliant and
amazing record as a coach. During
the 10 years Hutsell has been head
track coach of Auburn, the Bengals
have lost only two dual meets, and
the Plainsmen mentor has produced
two world champions, a co-holder of
a national championship mark and
seven Southern record holders. His
latest sensation is Percy Beard, the
world's greatest hurdler, who has
been selected as one of 10 to be in
-the final balloting for the Sullivan
award, given annually to the greatest
amateur athlete in the United
States. Bobby Jones reecived the
award last year.
The highlight of tKe 1931 track
season was a 62 to 50 win over the
Tulane Greenies, Southern Conference
champions, in a dual meet.
Georgia and Georgia Tech were also
trounced in dual meets, 79 to 47 and
86 to 40. The Southeastern A. A.
U. championship was annexed for the
fifth time since }924. The crosscountry
team defeated Georgia and
lost to Georgia Tech.
Hutsell entered Jack Stewart and
Sam Robinson in the National Intercollegiate
meet in Chicago and the
former tied for third place in the
high jump and Robinson carried off
sixth place in the javelin. Stewart
holds the Southern Conference record
for the high jump. Primo Coleman,
1930 conference discus champion;
Ross and Emmett McQueen,
Earnest Bell, Jeff Beard, captain-elect
of the 1932 team and brother
of Percy Beard; Bob Stacey, Clay
Jones, Felix Creighton, Clarence Roberts,
Robert Ellis, Ham O'Hara and
Zach Huff were the other main cogs
on Hutsell's 1931 team.
Chas. S. Davis, business manager
of the 1930-31 Plainsman, expects to
return to Auburn as a graduate student
at the beginning of the second
semester. He was in Auburn recently
conferring with Dr. George Petrle
The and others with a view to becoming a
student again.
Dick Jones, recent Auburn student
and also writer of sports, visited Auburn
immediately after the holidays.
Dick is in real estate and related
work in Rhode Island.
* # *
Dr. B. R. Showalter, professor of
elementary education and supervision
in the school of education at
Auburn, is the author of an article
in the last issue of "Educational
Method", published in New York. The
subject of his article is "Extension
Teaching as an Agency in Supervision".
It covers ten pages.
the game and after being re-inserted,
scored almost at will. The pass
ing was a bit ragged but the Tiger
sharpshooters made most of their
scoring opportunities good. The defensive
work of Kaley and Hatfield,
varsity guards, was excellent and
they gave the visitors few shots.
Arenowitch, former University of
Georgia forward and scoring ace of
the Hubbard team, was held to six
points.
"Red" Lawson and Ralph Jordan
tied for high score honors with 10
points with Tommy Lumpkin following
closely behind with eight. Captain
Jack Stewart played the floor
well and accounted for seven points.
The Tiger cagesters will leave Friday
on their initial road trip, encountering
the Birmingham-Southern
Panthers in Birmingham Friday night
and opening their conference schedule
on the following night against
Vandy in Nashville.
Line-ups and summary:
The close of the 1931 gridiron season
meant only a change of athletic
toggery for seven members of the
football team. Robert Arthur, David
Ariail, "Boots" Chambless, Sterling
Dupree, Lindley Hatfield, Ralph Jordan
and Sam Mason are the Auburn
football players working hard to earn
regular places on Coach Sam McAllister's
1932 cage five.
All except Arthur and Mason received
letters for services during the
past football season and were important
cogs in the Plainsmen having one
of the strongest and best coached
teams in Dixie. Arthur and Mason
were awarded football letters in
1930, but injuries prevented them
from making the grade during the
1931 campaign. Arthur, six feet five
inches tall, is a candidate for center
on the cage team, and Mason, another
six-footer, is a leading contender
for a forward berth. The former
plays tackle on the gridiron and the
latter end. Mason, all-state forward
in high school at Tallassee, should
have a good season on the court.
Hatfield and Jordan have been regular
basketeers since their plebe year
in 1929 and stand out with the best
in the South. Hatfield has been a
stellar halfback on the varsity eleven
for the past three seasons and Jordan
has been a mainstay in the center of
the line for a similar number of campaigns.
Both will leave vacancies
that Coach Chet Wynne will have a
hard time filling next fall.
In basketball, Hatfield plays guara
and Jordan forward. Though not sensational
as a hoopster, Hatfield is a
star when the score is the closest. He
is an accurate shot from center when
a goal is needed and is a typical'
Scotchman in guarding his opposing
forward. He gives his opponent very
few sliots. Hatfield lives in Montgomery.
*
Jordan, Selma boy, captained the
hoop artists as a junior last season
and has led the team in scoring the
past two years. He has a dead eye
for the baskets and ranked as the
ninth high scorer in the Southern
Conference in 1931. He is a second
"Jelly" Akin in hitting the cords and
is also a superb performer On.the defense.
Ariail, Chambless and Dupree, a
trio of sterling performers at end,
guard and fullback on the football
eleven, are sophomores. McAllister
is grooming Ariail to play center,
Chambless guard and Dupree forward.
Ariail and Dupree received
freshman basketball numerals last
season. Chambless, a crack guard in
prep school, failed to go out for the
cage team as a freshman.
Ariail and Chambless were two of
the greatest sophomore gridders in
the South, both receiving all-Southern
and all-American recognition. Dupree
1651bs. of TNT, and a speed-merchant
was too. light to star at the line-plunging
post, but rose to high
heights in several games. He scored
in the final game against South Carolina
on a 15 yard pass from Jimmie
Hitchcock and a brilliant 35-yard run.
Ariail hails from Birmingham, Cham-bless
from Montgomery and Dupree
from Sylvester, Ga.
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next hour was devoted to an-inform-al
display of- family antiques some
aeons old, others family heirlooms
and treasures of interest. The evening
closed with "auld lang sayne".
Guests of the evening were: Dr.
and Mrs. Knapp, Mrs. Glover, Dean
and Mrs. Scott, Dean and Mrs. Biggin,
Dr. and Mrs. Thomas, Mrs. J.
C. Moore, Dr. and Mrs. Duncan, Mrs.
Phoebe Shuemaker, Master Cary
Shuemaker, Dr. and Mrs. McAdory,
Dr. and Mrs. Allison, Prof, and Mrs.
Burkhardt, Mrs. W. D. Caddell, Mr.
and Mrs. Toomer, Dr. and Mrs. Ba-sore,
Prof, and Mrs. Gardner, Prof,
and Mrs. Chesnutt.
A generous offering was given by
those present to the milk fund of the
grammar school for undernourished
children.
(10), Ariail (2), Rogers, Kelley, Dupree.
Hubbard—Lee (4), Carpenter,
Brandt.
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in 1883.—Abraham Gahan.
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Farmers and Business
Men to Hold Meetings
During the months of January and
February 73 county meetings of
farmers, bankers, and business men
will be held in Alabama to study the
present agricultural and business situation
and outlook, and also to prepare
a program for better and more
profitable farming in each county of
Alabama this year. Plans and schedules
of these meetings were announced
here by District Agents J. T.
High, R. G. Arnold, and Emmett
Sizemore who will participate in
conducting them. They will be assisted
by extension service specialists
and also by J. C. Cannon, G. T.
Sargent, and P. C. Brook, supervisors
in vocational education.
The meetings are being arranged
by county agents assisted by teachers
of vocational agriculture. Attendance
is expected to vary from a
few hundred to more than a thousand
per meeting.
Data will be presented with a view
to assisting farmers in getting the
best results from their operations in
1932. The aim is to follow the safe
and profitable farming program
which thousands of Alabama farmers
followed last year.
Auburn Curb Market
Has Unusual Variety
One who visited the Auburn Curb
Market during December was surprised
to see such unusual things on
sales as green butterbeans, fresh
English peas, fresh bell peppers and
tomatoes. The usual line was carrots,
beets, turnip greens, eggs,
chickens, turkeys, butter, cottage
cheese, dried peas, and butterbeans,
potatoes, pecans, peanuts, apples,
fruit cake, jelly, smoked sausage,
souse meat, holly and flowers.
The Auburn Curb Market is a
small market but fills a real need
and has proven successful. There is
an opening for more sellers since
several members have moved away.
Mrs. D. S. Foster is market master.
LOST!
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or Tuesday morning in or
near Langdon Hall. Please return
to Gabie Drey at Plainsman office.
Tiger Theatre
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6
SETH PARKER and His
Jonesport Neighbors
"Way Back Home"
Frank Albertson - Bettie Davis
Dorothy Peterson
Also Spotlight, "TIMING" and
"SMILE DARN YOU SMILE"
THURSDAY, JAN. 7
DOROTHY MACKAILL
"Safe-in~Heir
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Also Benny Rubin in
"JULIUS SIZZER"
and Comedy,
"BIG HOUSE PARTY"
FRIDAY, JAN. 8
"Ladies of the
Big House"
—With—
Sylvia Sidney
Gene Raymond
Wynne Gibson
Also Comedy, "HOUSE DICK"
and NEWS
TRAVIS BROWN, MEMBER OF ARMY
BACKFIELD, VISITS PARENTS HERE
Brown Participated In Four Major Sports Here Before Entering
West Point In 1930; Breaks Into Regular Army Line-up
In Army-Yale Game
Travis Brown, son of Dr. and Mrs.
J. V. Brown, of Auburn, sophomore,
at West Point Military Academy, returned
to West Point last week, after
spending the Christmas holidays here
with his parents and friends.
Travis participated in the four major
sports here for three years before
entering West Point in 1930.
fie performed at end on the football
eleven, guard on the cage five, behind
the plate on the diamond nine
and threw the javelin on Coach Wilbur
Hutsell's track team. He was
awarded freshman numerals at Auburn
in football, basketball and baseball
and probably would have received
a varsity letter in football if
a knee injury had not kept him from
performing at his best.
He showed promise of developing
into a star gridder his plebe year at
the Army and became an outstanding
player as a sophomore on Army's
1931 team. Because he was behind
in his studies, Brown failed to break
into the regular line-up until the
tilt with Yale, October 24.
After seeing service against the
New Haven Bulldogs, the erstwhile
wearer of the Orange and Blue starred
in the remaining games on
Army's schedule, especially did he
stand out in the tilts with L. S. U.,
Navy and Notre Dame.
Brown was one of the greatest
"money" players in the East, throwing,
a pass for the first time to Ray
Stecker that scored against Notre
Dame and kicking a field goal for the
initial time against the Navy. His
savage defensive work and his superb
blocking ranks him as a potential all-
American.
This ex-Plainsman was also a mainstay
on the 1931 plebe baseball team
at West Point and it would not be
surprising to see him performing as
regular catcher on Army's varsity
nine next season. He is a heavy
hitter and has an accurate peg to the
bases.
Before donning diamond toggery,
Brown will probably become a candidate
for the hockey team. He likes
this sport and is no neophyte in pushing
the puck, having played this
game at Northwood School, Lake
Placid, N. Y., before matriculating
at Auburn.
In his opinion, Jess Quatse, Pittsburg
tackle, was the best lineman
that Army faced during the past
gridiron campaign and that Barry
Wood, Harvard quarterback, had few
equals the day that Army played
Harvard.
He also praised his teammate, Ray
Stecker, halfback. "Stecker was
truly an all-American and looked
much better than Schwartz, Notre
Dame ail-American halfback, the afternoon
that we played the Irishmen"
chatted Brown.
While here, Auburn's future lieutenant
presented his father, who is
executive secretary of the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute Alumni Association,
with a football which was
autographed by 23 members of the
Army's 1931 varsity football squad.
Along with thousands of others,
he believes that Army and Navy will
resume athletic relations during the
1932-33 scholastic term.
Atlanta Journal Sports Writer Says
Percy Beard Best Athlete of Year
Many sports critics are considering
Percy Beard as the greatest amateur
athlete of 1931. The following is
taken from Ole Timer's column in
the Atlanta Journal.
Barney Berlinger, of Penn, the
great all-round track and field athlete,
was awarded the James E. Sullivan
memorial medal as America's
outstanding amateur athlete for
1931. It was that trophy which
went, practically by acclamation, last
year to Robert T. Jones II of Atlanta.
There would be no disposition in
this column to cavil at the choice,
even if it were not a fact that about
600 of the country's leaders in sports
constituted the jury and undoubtedly
voted only after conscientiously
pondering their decision.
Berlinger has been an outstanding
figure in track and field competition
for several years, and of him it was
said by his nominator, "He is a sterling
competitor, an honor student, a
fine sportsman and a true amateur."
In my provincial pride, though, I
had hoped the award might go to
Percy Beard, that lanky and solemn-faced
young instructor in civil engineering
down at Auburn. He was a
nominee also, and I have no doubt
received many votes.
Beard's achievement in winning the
national 120 yards high hurdle championship
at Lincoln last summer and
setting a new world's record, under
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adverse weather conditions, must remain
as the single greatest athletic
achievement of the year. He covered
the flights and distance in 14 1-5
seconds, one of the three watches
showing the time as 14 1-10.
That's the sort of athletic peform-ance
about which there can be no
argument, for it is subject to precise
measurement. You may argue about
supremacy among football players or
baseball players or competitors in a
lot of other sports, but not about
track and field athletes. Their ^exploits
are measured with an accuracy
that does not fail.
Percy Beard's feat was so great
it deserves to be recalled on this first
day of the new year, for it is one
that every southerner should be
proud of.
He ran on a water-soaked track on
a gloomy day, while he was lashea
by a steady rain. He, was competing
against a field of the greatest hurdlers
in America. He defeated them
and he broke a world's record set
eleven years before and equalled only
thrice since that afternoon in June
of 1920, whn Earl Thomson, of Dartmouth,
turned in 14 2-5 seconds.
When Thomson set that record under
perfect conditions of track and
weather it was predicted that there
had just been achieved a feat that
would never be surpassed.
As a matter of fact, nine years
passed before it was equaled. In 1929
Wennstrom, the Swede, was credited
with the same time and later that
same summer Steve Anderson, of
Washington, also was put within the
bracket.
Early last spring Lee Sentman, of
Illinois, was admitted to share in
the record, but his period of supremacy
was short, for along came
Beard with his brilliant exploit.
Thirty-four years ago Alvin C.
Kraenzlein, the great Penn sprinter,
hurdler and jumper, set the record
for the 120-yard hurdles a t ' 1 5 1-5
seconds. It was regarded as a miraculous
performance and likely to
stand for perhaps a century for Kraenzlein
was a physical prodigy. The
time did hold good for ten years,
Forrest Smithson reducing it to 15
flat in 1908. Smithson's feat prevailed
for eight years, Simpson cutting
2-5 of a second off it in 1916,
and four years later Thomson reduced
it to 14 2-5.
Weems Baskin, himself a champion
hurdler for Auburn and the New
York Athletic Club, says Beard will
cut the record to 14 flat if he happens
to no misfortune. He has per-
Two Prizes Offered
In Education Contest
Teachers and students alike will
be interested in two awards of $100
each which are . offered Southern
teachers' colleges and college departments
of education for participation
in a simple project entitled
"The Quest for Understanding." The
project is sponsored by an association
of Southern educators interested
in promoting a sane educational
approach to the problems of justice
involved in the South's racial
situation, and is promoted by the
Commission on Inter-racial Cooperation.
One award of $100 will go to the
student submitting the best paper on
this subject, based upon sources and
suggestions which will be supplied
without charge. An equal sum will
be awarded the class, group of classes
or college making the best collective
use of the project. The closing
date will be April 1, 1932.
The committee promoting the project
wishes to get in touch with all
students and professors who are interested,
and will furnish full information
and source materials on request.
R. B. Eleazer, at 703 Standard
Building, Atlanta, Georgia, is
secretary of the committee.
STEEL MILL INSTALLATION
ENTERS CANADA IN RECORD
Weight and Power Combined In Machine to Cut Coal By
Brute Force; Electrified Grain Elevator Also Attracts
Notice
President Of Columbia
University Is Honored
New York—(IP)—A movement to
honor Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler,
president of Columbia University, by
naming a new library being built
here after him, has the almost unanimous
support of students, faculty
and alumni.
Dr. Butler, who is nearing 70, has
been president of Columbia for 30
years.
fected the arm swing which does so
mueh to lift the hurdler over the
barrier without loss . of momentum,
Weemie says.
Canada enters the Westinghouse
record with the Algoma Steel Mill
installation and with the electrified
grain elevator which gives the great
northwets wheat country an outlet
to the sea at Churchill on Hudson
Bay.
Brute strength, weight and power
are combined in a new coal-cutting
motor, specially designed to go into
thin seams of the black diamonds.
Motors and controls that are proof
against weather and explosion, have
made outdoor oil refineries possible.
Pipes six feet in diameter and 46
feet long can be dipped in- a 50-foot
vertical tank full of asphalt heated
by electricity. The more uniform
coating obtained by this operation
saves the owners $300 a month in
asphalt.
An arc furnace with a capacity for
producing 40 tons of steel, enough
to pour the largest piece of a 16-inch
gun from a single batch, was sent
to the Japanese navy. Cables" carrying
current to this largest electric
furnace in Japan are 5.38 inches in
diameter. Special motors and controls
have made it possible for two
paper mill machines to produce 270
tons'or 300 jwiles of newsprint paper,
19 feet wide, daily.
Baltimore has the largest automatic
water pumping plant, a 1931 accomplishment.
Undersea lamps of
5,000 watts, developed for the navy
and Sir Hubert Wilkins, make submarine
movies possible and will be
used in connection with the work on
the sunken Lusitania. Westinghouse
also perfected a five-watt lamp for a
115-volt circuit. The filament is one-fifth
the thickness of a hair and is
produced by pulling it through a
hole in a diamond.
Illumination of an ocean liner's
smokestacks, of Buckingham Fountain,
Chicago, and the evolution of an
ideal plan for lighting a school room
were other steps forwards. In addition
to the remarkable installation
on the dirigible, "Akron", radio engineers
produced the first portable
radio beacon which aids in blind flying
so efficiently that a pilot can
pick up the beam 20 miles away and
follow it so accurately that he will
Country Is Faced By
Shortage Of Teachers
New York—(IP)—According to the
National Education Association, there
is a "shortage of about 7,500 well-trained
teachers in the country, despite
the oversupply of 27,500 licensed
teachers.
A "trained teacher," the association
said, is one who has "met the minimum
training when he has completed
two or more years of specified preparation
in an institution supported
or approved by the State for teacher
training purposes."
land on a strip of ground 20 feet
wide.
Experimental work with the ultra
short, 42-centimeter wave, radio
beam reveals a new power for such
short waves and it is believed the
studies will have an important bearing
on the commercial development
of television.
Electric tubes now sort thousands
of cards, bills or checks daily. They
simplify the process of taking gold,
silver, cement, sulphuric" acid, arsenic,
coal tar products and other
valuables out of smoke and flue
gases and they match colors perfectly.
Others containing resistances of
several billion ohms, make possible
the amplification of photo electric
currents 10,000 times.
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