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VOLUME LIV AUBURN, ALABAMA", SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1931 NUMBER 46
DANCE, GAME WITH
PHILLIES WILL BE
"A" DAY FEATURES
GAMMA SIGMA DELTA PLEDGES
NINE SENIORS TO MEMBERSHIP
T e n t a t i v e Plans Being Made
For O n e of t h e Most P o p u l ar
O u t i n g s of Year
MARC& 30 IS DATE
T i c k e t s for Game W i t h Major
L e a g u e Baseball T e a m Now
On Sale
Features of Auburn's 1931 "A"
Day, which will be held here on Monday,
March 30, will be a baseball
game between Coach McAllister's
Tigers and Burt Shotton's Philadelphia
Phillies and a dance that night
in the Alumni Gymnasium. Tentative
plans are being prepared by members
of the "A" Club for one of this
year's most popular outings.
The idea that will be carried out
in the morning program will be mass
athletics for all who attend with intermingled
prizes to increase the
competition. Everyone, is eligible to
enter both the greasy pig contest, to
the winner of which will go $2.50,
and the greasy pole contest. In the
latter event, a five dollar bill will
be fastened on top of the greased
pole. Another feature of the morning
will be a tug-o-war between Ag
students and students in Engineering.
Several boxing matches are being
planned which will feature "Gump"
Arial, Marion Talley, "Babe" Taylor,
and John Wilson. Several wrestling
matches are pending in which Tom
Brown and Ballard will take part.
Both of these boys have been to the
finals in state competion.
Sam Robinson, chairman of the
"A" Day committee, has announced
that unless one thousand student
tickets are sold by Saturday, March
28, school will not be dismissed until
twelve o'clock on the following Monday.
In that case a large part of
the program would have to be drop
ped.
At 2:30 p. m. Auburn will play
the Philadelphia Nationals on the local
diamond. This.will be the first
time that any big league team has
been brought to Auburn in several
years, and a considerable amount'of
interest is being stirred up by it.
Under the terms of the contract,
Manager Shotton will use his regulars
against the local nine.
Last year the Phillies led all National
Leagues in batting and with
the able support of Chuck Klein, are
expected to give the Tiger outfielders
plenty of action. Hall Lee, who was
assistant coach at Auburn last year,
is one of the outstanding candidates
for an .outfield berth, and will probably
be seen in action here. The
"A" club is going to a great expense
to get the Phillies here and unless
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N a t i o n a l A g r i c u l t u r e F r a t e r n i t y Selects Nine Pledges From
U p p e r Q u a r t e r of Senior Class, a n d Two F r om t h e Agricult
u r a l F a c u l t y ; E n c o u r a g e s H i g h S t a n d a r d s of S c h o l a r s h ip
The results of the annual senior
election to Gamma Sigma Delta,
national honorary agricultural fraternity,
was announced today by the
secretary of the Auburn chapter.
The seniors elected are as follows:
L. I. Lumpkin, R. L. Lovvorn, W. W.
Cotney, T. H. Rogers, J. J. Parks,
W. H. Gray, W. W. Jones, W. F.
Barnett, and D. R. Harbor. Two
members of the agricultural faculty
were also elected, and are as follows:
J. T. Williamson and John W. Hyde.
The object of Gamma Sigma Delta
is to encourage high standards of
scholarship in all branches of agricultural
science, and a high degree
of excellence in the practice of agricultural
pursuits. Members are elected
from the Senior class, and must
be within one semester of graduation.
Bids are also extended to members of
the faculty and alumni who have
rendered outstanding service to the
cause of agricultural advancement.
The Auburn chapter of Gamma
Sigma Delta was established in 1916.
This national fraternity is composed
of ten active chapters, and one alumni
chapter which is located at Washington,
D. C.
The seniors elected to Gamma
Sigma Delta must rank with the first
one-fourth of their class in scholarship,
and must have other qualifica-cations
of moral character and leadership
ability.
Gamma Sigma Delta has awarded
a loving cup for several years, to the
most outstanding junior taking agriculture.
It is the object of this award
to foster the spirit of scholarship and
campus activities.
INITIATION HELD
BY PHI KAPPA PHI
Twenty-Seven Members Senior
Class A r e A d m i n i s t e r e d Ritual
of H o n o r a r y Society
AIEE OFFICIAL GUEST OF
AUBURN CHAPTER THURS.
Initiation exercises for the Phi
Kappa Phi honorary fraternity were
held Friday afternoon, March 20, in
the President's office. Following
this the fraternity had its annual
banquet at the Baptist Church honoring
the initiates of the class of
1931. The students receiving this
honor number twenty-seven, four of
whom are co-eds.
Elections to Phi Kappa Phi are
held only once each year from members
of the senior class who have
maintained a high average on all subjects
during the first three years of
their college career, and have demonstrated
qualities of leadership and
character. The election is done by
faculty members.
Methodist Church Will
Feature Song Service
SENIORS TO LEAVE
SUNDAY, APRIL 5
Seniors in Engineering And
Business Will Make Annual
I n s p e c t i o n T r ip
W. S. R o d m a n of t h e University
of Virginia Speaks to Elec
S t u d e n ts
Professor W. S. Rodman, head of
the department of electrical engineer
of the University of Virginia,
addressed students in electrical engineering
at Auburn on Thursday.
Two lectures were delivered by him.
The first was on the work of the
American Institute of Electrical Engineers,
of which he is vice-president,
and the other was on Thomas Jefferson.
In addition to the many other
achievements Professor Rodman said
that Thomas Jefferson was a master
architect of his day, that he was an
outstanding advocate of scientific research,
and that several public services
were started by him. He named
the weather bureau as one example.
Professor Rodman came to Auburn
as an official of the American Institute
of Electrical Engineers, of
which there is a branch at Auburn.
He was visiting several points, going
from here to Birmingham and
from there to the University of Alabama.
Services at the Auburn Methodist
Church will be given over entirely
to the choir Sunday night. This song
service will make the second of a
series of concerts of sacred music
presented by the choir this year. The
chorus consists of twenty-five voices
featuring eight soloists and Mr. J.
W. Brigham as guest soloist. The
program will begin at 7:30 p. m. in
the main church auditorium. Mr. E.
L. Rauber is organist, and Mr. Paul
Irvine, director.
Organ prelude: Glory—Kern.
Hymn: Day Is Dying In the West
—Sherwin.
Prayer by the pastor.
Anthem: Sanctus, from St. Cecilia's
Mass—Gounod—Mrs. Rauber and
chorus.
Scripture reading.
Anthem: Hark, Hark My Soul—
Shelley—Mr. Bidez, Mrs. Lipscomb
and chorus.
Hymn: Glorious Things of Thee
Are Spoken—Haydn.
(Continued on page 4)
Approximately one hundred and
twenty seniors will leave for their
annual inspection trip to the industrial
plants of Birmingham and vicinity
on Sunday, April 5. The inspections
will cover the entire week,
and the students making the trip will
return to Auburn the following Sunday,
April 12.
Many places of interest will be
visited as preparations for this trip
have exceeded all previous ones.
Some of the designated places' are
the T. C. I. Plant at Ensley, T. C. I.
Plant at Fairfield, the American Steel
and Wire Co., American Cast Iron
Pipe Co., Southern Sewer Pipe Co.,
Stockham Pipe and Fitting Co., Birmingham
Electric Co., Moore-Hand-ley
Hardware Co., Young and Vann
Supply Co., Phoenix Portland Cement
Co., DeBardeleben Coal Mines,
-^fatthSTO-SteS&i^Co., and the Birmingham
TelephoneSsetamge^b*
sides several other side trips.
Correspondence has been carried
on with these plants, and they are all
in readiness to conduct the students
through their buildings.
Instructors who will accompany
the seniors on their trip are Professors
W. W. Hill, J. A. C. Callan, P.
P. Powell, E. L. Rauber, and C. R.
Hixon.
RICHARDSON AND
BROTHERS TO HEAD
STAFF OF FARMER
BUSINESS FRAT
IS INSTALLED AS
DETA SIGMA PI
W h i t t e n Is Named Circulation
M a n a g e r of A l a b a m a Farme
r ; A g r i c u l t u r a l Publication
OTHERS ARE CHOSEN
F a r m e r First A p p e a r e d in t he
S p r i n g of 1921 in Small,
M i m e o g r a p h e d Edition
E. C. Richardson, junior in agriculture,
was elected editor-in-chief of
The Alabama Farmer, and L. R.
Brothers was made business manager
of that publication, at a meeting of
the senior members of the staff, in
whose hands power of electing staff
members is vested.
Other men chosen to positions on
the "Farmer" staff are: T. P. Whit-ten/
circulation manager; Tom Lumpkin,
managing editor R. C. Brown,
associate editor; Wallace 'Montgomery,
editor, "The Campus Farmer";
W. Herbert Johnson, alumni editor;
E. E. Nelson, local circulation manager;
and Mabry Phillips, advertising
manager.
The first editon of the Alabama
Farmer appeared in the form of a
small mimeographed edition in the
spring of 1921. From this small beginning
it has grown to the size of
thirty-two pages, and is published
eight times during each scholastic
year. I Operating on the policy of
publishing only the best, and devoted
to the interests of improved agriculture
throughout the state and the
south, the "Farmer" ranks with the
fourteen best of its kind in the entire
country, being a member of Agricultural
College magazines, associated.
J. J. Parks, is present editor of
the "Farmer", and Howard Gray,
and R. L. Loworn, business manager
and circulation manager, respectively.
It was stated that the publication
now has a local and foreign circulation
of one thousand.
I n s t a l l a t i o n Ceremonies of Nat
i o n a l Business Fraternity
Being Held Here Today
MANY VISITORS HERE
Dance, Following Formal Banq
u e t , Will T e r m i n a t e Festivi
t i e s of I n s t a l l a t i on
Ahrendt Will Speak
At Lutheran Service
A Lutheran service will again be
held at the home of Prof. W. Weiden-bach,
S. College St. (opposite Ag.
Building drive), this Sunday evening
at 8 P.M.
The Rev. Theo. G. Ahrendt from
Atlanta will preach choosing as his
topic: "Christ before Pilate."
Services are held regularly every
second and fourth Sunday of the
month. A cordial invitation is extended
to all.
VARIED PROGRAM OFFERED
BY WAPI FOR NEXT WEEK
COTTON INDUSTRY SUFFERING
FROM LACK OF RESEARCH WORK
In speaking to classes in chemistry
here Thursday, Dr. Charles R.
Herty, nationally known chemist of
New York, said that the cotton industry
is suffering because research
is being neglected.
"In view of the capital invested
and the value of the manufactured
products," said Dr. Herty, "there is
less money being spent on research
for the improvement of the textile
industry than of any other industry.
The amount is pitifully small compared
to the rayon industry."
The speaker then said that a fund
of $2,000,000 is available from German
reparations for work of this
kind. He insisted that the textile industry
should rally around it by supplementing
it and establishing a fund
large enough for conducting adequate
research.
Dr. Herty is confident that vast
improvements can be made in the
cotton textile industry by an intensive
and intelligent study of factors
limiting and retarding progress. __
Sandwiches, in which the main
food content was made from cotton
seed, were served here Thursday to
faculty and students in chemistry at
the conclusion of his lecture.
The cotton seed product was described
by Dr. Herty as a "vegetable
meat." It was manufactured by the
manufacturer of wesson oil and other
products.
(Continued on page 4)
Talk by Miss Zoe Dobbs to be
Feature of Coming Week's
rogram
As one of the many informational
talks to go on the air from Auburn
over WAPI, during the week of
March 30-April 4, Miss Zoe Dobbs,
dean of women, will discuss "Books
for Children" during the noon program,
12:00 to 12:30 Friday. On
the same program will appear a Boy
Scout feature arranged by Scout
Master A. B. Carlton of Tallassee
The daily college of the air program
for the week follows:
Monday—Discussion of new book
by English department; Insects and
Man, Prof. J. M. Robinson; Housekeeper's
chat, Mrs. Mary Drake Askew.
Tuesday—Interview on poultry
topic with Prof. G. A. Trollope; Primer
for Town Farmers—U. S. D. A.,
Housekeeper's chat; Mrs. G. Richard
Trott, soprano.
(Continued on page 4)
Installation of Beta Alpha Sigma,
local business fraternity, as the Beta
Lambda chapter of Delta Sigma Pi,
international professional business
fraternity, took place this morning
at 10:30 o'clock with an installation
team of approximately 30 members
from the University of Alabama and
Georgia Tech chapters, headed by H.
G. Wright, grand secretary-treasurer
of Chicago.
Mr. Wright, a graduate of '19 from
Northwestern, and other members of
the installation team are being entertained
as guests of various fraternities
on the campus.
Initiation ceremonies during the
day are to be followed by a formal
banquet at 6:30 in the evening in
the basement of the Baptist Church.
At nine o'clock tonight the initiates
and visitors will enjoy a dance given
at the Delta Sigma Phi house.
Officers of the new chapter include
S. L. Shanks, headmaster, Selma; J.
H. Quinn, senior warden, Russellvil-le;
H. P. Henderson, scribe, Tuscum-bia;
J. L. Capell, treasurer, Montgomery.
On the roster of members
appear the names of J. A. Capell,
Montgomery; H. P. Henderson, Tus-cumbia;
D. M. McCain, Shawmut; J.
H. Quinn, Russelville; S. L. Shanks,
Selma; S. B. Fort, Ensley; J. H.
Hogue, Marion; W. M. Keller, Birmingham;
J. R. Wilder, Dadeville! V.
R. White, Hamilton; T. S. Coleman,
Jr., Fort Deposit; R. E. Sheridan,
Bessemer; J. P. Curry, Jr., Snow-doun;
S. E. Wittel, Shortleaf; S. W.
Grubbs, Clayton; Forney Renfro, Op-elika;
N. H. Thpmas, Jones, and G.
B. Ward, Auburn.
Delta Sigma Pi was founded on
November 7, 1907, at the New York
University of Commerce, Accounts
and Finance to encourage scholarship
and the association of business students;
to promote closer affiliation
between'the commercial world and
commerce; and to further
high standlB'isf commercial ethics
and culture.
Finals Of High School
Dramatic Tournament
Be Held Here Tonight
Candidates Requested
To Conform To Rules
Regarding Nominations
W i n n e r s of First Four G r o u ps
Will Meet Tonight at Lang-don
Hall to Decide Winner
The qualifications for nominations
of the editors and business
managers of the four major publications
as stated in the last issue
of the Plainsman do not
apply to any campus elections
this year. It was the intention
of the Executive Cabinet that
this amendment apply to next
year's campus elections.
Nominations for class officers,
Editor and Business Manager of the
Plainsman, and Editor and Business
Manager of the Glomerata must be
turned in to the Election Committee
not later than 1:00 p. m., March 25,
and must bear the signatures of at
least twenty-five supporters of the
nominee, according to the chairman
of the Election Committee.
Election will be held April 1, but
time must be given for checking up
on the elegibility of the nominees
and to have the ballots printed.
Cabinet members will be chosen
April 15, two weeks later, and all
nominations for this office must be
submitted by 1:00 p. m., April 8, accompanied
by twenty-five signatures.
Students are again reminded that
nomination blanks are to be submitted
in the following form:
We, the undersigned members of
the class of do hereby
nominate
for
(Sponsors signatures).
I hereby accept the nomination.
(Signature of Nominee).
For all class elections there shall
be the signatures of twenty-five
sponsors or more on the blank.
PLAYS START A T 7:00
Much I n t e r e s t Being Shown in
T o u r n a m e n t by Both College
S t u d e n t s a n d Townspeople
Lanett Students Will
Sing Over WAPI Sat.
The boys and girls quartets of
Lanett High School, under the direction
of Miss Lucile Gardner, will
broadcast two 15-minute periods of
music over Station WAPI in Birmingham,
Saturday afternoon. The
programs will be relayed from Auburn
to Birmingham where the presentations
will go on the air at 3:15
to 3:30 and 3:45 to 4:00.
The quartets, a portion of the Lanett
High School Glee Club troup,
were victorious in the contest between
all schools in the Chattahoochee Valley
held at Lanett, March 12. The
boys won first place with the girls
taking second.
The programs will consist of sacred,
popular and : comic tunes, together
with several instrumental trio
numbers.
Five Track Stars Are
Taken Into Spiked Shoe
Five members of Coach Wilbur
HutselFs Auburn track team not only
wore track uniforms to Drake
Field for practice Wednesday afternoon,
but also wore them to their
classes.
They were the recent initiates to
Spike Shoe, honorary track society,
and before a neophyte can cross the
hot sands of this order, he must wear
track regalia to the classroom for
one day.
(Continued on page 4)
TIGERS PLAY
FT. BENNING
After two weeks of hitting and
fielding practice, Coach Sam McAllister's
baseball nine will play the
Fort Benning Musketeers here this
fternoon on Drake Field in their
of the 1931 season.
A return ginlMWLDe P ^ 6 * ! w i*h
the Army team at
Wednesday, April 1.
Following the opening engagement
of the year with Benning, the Tigers
will have extra work added to their
daily menu as McAllister is very anxious
for them to make a good showing
against the Philadelphia Phillies,
who will be encountered here in the
feature attraction on the 1931 "A"
Day program, Monday, March 30.
McAllister will probably use Clifford
Smith, one of the leading pitchers
in Southern collegiate circles,
(Continued on page 4)
Finals in the annual Dramatic
Tournament for Alabama high schools
to be played tonight will close the
most successful meet staged in Auburn,
officials stated this morning.
Winners of the first four groups will
meet in Langdon Hall tonight at seven
o'clock, where the winner of the
contest will be judged, and the cup
awarded.
Winners of the first three groups
have already been selected, and they,
along with the winner of this afternoon's
set, will compose the group of
four teams to present plays tonight.
Sumter County High School, of
York, directed by Miss Wyoline Hester,
won Friday morning's set with
their presentation "The Land of
Heart's Desire."
"The Head of the House of
Marne", presented by the Shdaes-Ca-haba
High School, of Birmingham,
was judged the winner among the
plays presented yesterday afternoon.
Miss Mildred A. Martin is the director.
Although the winner of this morning's
group has been selected, the
announcement was not made in time
enough to announce in the Plainsman.
Judges for the finals will be Kath-erine
Hare Clark, Don Bloch, and
Dryden Baughman.
Much interest is being shown in
the tournament. Increasingly large
numbers of college students and
townspeople are attending, according
to statements from faculty members
and students.
"Quite a number of the plays have
been really good ones," stated Professor
Harrison, of the English department.
"I think," he continued,
"that it would certainly be well for
many of the college students to attend
these plays."
ROTARIANS HEAR JUDGE
E.H. GLENN ON THURSDAY
Opelika J u d g e Speaks on Cit-ip
and Upholding of
I Club
AUBURN CAMPUS IS GETTING
HOT WITH STUDENT POLITICS
Overnight, the campus has been
thrown into the throes of one of
the most intense political campaigns
in the history of the college.
As the many hopeful office
seekers hastily make preparations
for the approaching election, politics
once more becomes the chief
topic of discussion at the "bull
sessions" held at the various fraternity
houses, boarding houses,
and dormitories.
Cigars, cigarettes, sandwiches,
drinks, picture shows and other favors
are going fast since an early
election, April 1st, has limited the
time for campaign activities. Stump
speaking will probably be in order
by the early part of next week.
The more aspiring candidates
have begun their race with a loud
gusto. The campaign managers
are busy patching up the weak
places in the political machinery,
oiling up the cogs, and getting
things ready for one of the hottest
races A.P.I, has ever known.
Platforms are being formulated
rapidly. Many promises made and
broken. Some candidates wish to
serve humanity; some want to reform
the student body; some seek
honor. Others want the job for the
job's sake; still others are in favor
of abolishment of prohibition;
while a few wish to uphold the
Volstead Act. But they all seek
election.
Only ten more days and there
will be a few from this large group
of Candidates who will be rejoicing
over election', and the rest will be
consoling themselves as best they
can. The fate lies with politics
and the classes. Who knows what
the elections may bring forth?
"We are citizens first an?
bers of political parties second. Our
first duty is to uphold the law," said
Judge E. H. Glenn, of Opelika, in
speaking before the Rotary club
Thursday at the Thomas Hotel. In
explaining the executive branch of
our government, Judge Glenn emphasized
the fact that ours was a government
of laws and not of men,
hence our choice for high officials
must reflect respect for principles
and should not be based on the personal
qualities alone of those seeking
office.
The president of the United States
was referred to as having "more authority
than any other ruler, monarch,
or prime minister on the face
of the earth." Despite the present
tendency in political thinking to cu»-
tail the powers of the president, his
jurisdiction still is a vast one, said
(Continued on page 4)
Sigma Pi Officials
Visit Local Chapter
Ernest B. Macon and E. B. Freeman,
both of Atlanta, were visitors
to the local chapter of the Sigma Pi
Fraternity on Wednesday. They inspected
the chapter and conferred
with local officials concerning different
phases of the work of the
fraternity.
Mason is treasurer of the Grand
Chapter and Freeman is head of the
Southern district of Sigma Pi.
PAGE TWO
THE PLAINSMAN SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1931
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Printing Co. on Magnolia Street.
Offices hours: 11-12 A. M. Daily.
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BUSINESS STAFF
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CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
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WELCOME HIGH SCHOOL
DRAMATISTS
To the many high school students
and faculty members who are here to
participate in the annual high school
dramatic tournament, the student body
of this institution, through The Plainsman,
extends a most cordial welcome
to Auburn. Auburn also welcomes
those who are neither students nor
instructors, but who have come here
in the interest of dramatics in Alabama
high schools.
We congratulate the high schools for
having dramatic organizations that are
considered worthy of participation in
the contest, and it is our opinion that
the schools are fortunate in having
talent of the caliber that has been displayed
this week-end.
It is unfortunate, however, that only
one high school will leave Auburn with
the coveted trophy in its possession,
but the best presentation will be deserving
of the cup, and the less fortunate
contestants will have the satisfaction
of knowing that the group that has
been judged best had a big job in the
winning of the cup.
To organize a group of high school
. students into a dramatic club is not an
easy task. In the early life of such
an organization there is always marked
enthusiasm on the part of the members,
probably due to the fact that
dramatics is usually appealing to a
student in high school.
Lack of interest will cause a ciui»
of this type to degrade; very often
the participants will tire of thg
.ty. An incapable gro^gftnstructors,
too, is a sujaHtfayto send* drwhatic
^jJJW^Mthe roeks. " One must admit
that the conditions mentioned have not
entered into the ranks of any of the
high school players who are visitors
in Auburn this week-end. .
For a high school to be represented
in the tournament is an indication that
there are students registered in that
school who are interested in dramatics;
the acting is a good indication of the
class of instruction the players are re-receiving.
Again, The Plainsman welcomes the
high school players to Auburn, and
hopes that they will not wait until a
year has passed before they visit here
again.
TWELFTH NIGHT
On April 3, the students of Auburn
will be given an opportunity to witness
a play written by the master-dramatist,
William Shakespeare. It
should not be difficult for the students
to enjoy this play, as it is representative,
not only of magnificent dramatic
Technique, but also of humor that is
unsurpassed in richness in the entire
history of drama.
Twelfth Night is a boisterious comedy
in five acts. Ben Greet has selected
this particular play because of its unfailing
popularity with college students.
It is not every day that the student
body is given an opportunity to see
real drama at its best, and The Plainsman
feels that the students will make
the best of it by their attendance in
large numbers.
The Ben Greet Players are not unskilled,
small-town actors. They come
from England with an international
' reputation for efficiency and superb-ness
in dramatic art.
It is an interesting fact that very
little scenery will be used by the company.
This lack of setting is said to
be a most effective factor in the successful
presentation of a Shakespearean
play.
Auburn students are supposed to
have enough culture to really appreciate
fine drama, and we feel sure that
the student body will join us in supporting
such a worth while enterprise.
In order that students may acquaint
themselves with this particular Shake-pearean
drama, The Plainsman will
publish a synopsis of Twelfth Night at
a later date.
KEEP OFF
Whatever motives of vandalism arid
utter disregard for constructive effort
that may be harbored in the minds of
Auburn students it seems that signs,
placed about the campus to protect the
young grass, should command the respect
of the student body. What entreaty
could be more polite than
"Please"? Yet, despite the earnest endeavor
to beautify the campus and the
gentle reminders, students continue to
deface the natural beauty of the campus.
Whether such actions are prompted
by carelessness or a sheer desire to
destroy things of beauty, they are to
be deplored and deserve prompt attention
by everyone. This publication
calls for the cooperation of all students
in preserving campus beauty,
and demands that perpetrators of such
ideas be brought to account.
BY ALL MEANS DRINK!
There is no doubt about it. There was at
one time an age of virtue. Billions of people
the world over cannot.be wrong. And
millions of the older generation have adopted
it as their theme song. There was once
an age of virtue.
About that there is no doubt. The only
hazy part concerns the exact date of that
innocent, beautiful age. That age it was
when children played with toys, and not
fire; when the youth of the world thought
seriously of the forbidding life before them
and failed to get mixed up with rum parties
or social sprees at 3 a. m.; when men talked
business, thought business, carried on business,
instead of taking the blond in the
front row of the chorus to dinner; when
wives bore children and not grudges. Was
that age yesterday, a year ago, a century
past, or a thousand years dead? That is
the catch. When was the age of virtue?
Mother subtly implies with becoming
modesty that hers was the age of virtue.
Grandmother comes right back and indignantly
reminds mother of those scandalous
two-seated bicycles she rode, of the split
riding-skirts. Mother's age indeed! Grandmother's
it was. But in all courtesy to
grandmother, we must refute her claim.
We spy her own mother turning over in
her grave. Grandmother's age indeed!
The age of virtue, fortunately, has foregone
the distinction of being bound by
numbers of years. It remains like a
bow, gatherless, f '""ydtLLUUui."* It in
a beautifulpic<tj(jff*^5 we likts-each one
paint'it with our own colors.
However, that abstract age of virtue bobs
up-consistently whenever a group of debaters
discuss the subject of drinking by
present-day college students. There is no
reason for it. College students in other
years did without liquor to an appreciable
extent. Why should their example not be
perpetuated, observed, enforced?
The Kernel knows of only one reason
why college students today should drink.
And that is because they were not students
in any other age or time.
Just as mother's split riding-skirts were
considered bad taste when they first appeared,
just as grandmother's ankles had
to be covered if she were not to be called
naked, just as great-grandmother's escort
had to be chosen by her parents if she were
not to join the socially ostracised; the modern
college student's drinking is condemned.
Free rein given to any form of indulgence
is certain to result in danger and even vice,
but with moderation there can be little
-arm in drinking.
* It is just another way for the youth of
the twentieth century express its daring,
its gaiety, its smartness. Two-seated bicycles
would look ridiculous, split riding-skirts
would be unfashionable. Perhaps
the next age will consider drinking to be
bad form. There being only one reason
for drinking by college students, likewise
there appears to be only one permanent
cure.
Bring on a new age. That is the remedy.
—The Kernel.
Solitary Speculations
By Haakon Provott
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial
opinions of this paper. It is a column oi personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
* * * * *
"Or, for the laurel, he may gain a
scorn;"
* * * * *
When one considers the nature of the
average Auburn theatre crowd he speculates
on the success of the Ben Greet company.
These actors are English, and their
speech will seem strange to our Southern
ears; however, this should not be an object
of ridicule and laughter by the audience.
It is to be hoped that no shallow-minded
backwoodsman will attempt to ruin the
play by barbaric antics.
This play will not be like a picture show;
the audience has quite a part to play in
order to make the presentation successful.
Two or three students can ruin the play
and place a stain on the name of Auburn
that will become indelible as far as theatrical
companies are concerned.
George William Russell, Irish poet, has
said: "I have a complaint against the United
States. It arises out of Longfellow's
'Psalm of Life'. That poem is drilled into
every child. They never forget the line,
'Let us then be up and doing', and America
has been 'up and doing' every since.
That is the cause of all your economic problems.
You are working people so hard
that you have, naturally, overproduction.
You should cultivate the adorable virtue of
idleness."
According to this even the wicked Haakon
has one virtue left.
* * * * *
The following are the last words of various
people who have achieved distinction
in history:
"I shall hear in Heaven."—Beethoven.
"The executioner is, I believe, very expert;
and my neck is very slender."—Anne
Boleyn.
"Don't let the awkward squad fire over
my grave."—Robert Burns.
"I must sleep now."—Lord Byron.
"Be sure you show the mob my head. It
will be a long time ere they see its like."
—Danton (to the executioner).
"I must arrange my pillows for another
weary nighti"—Washington Irving.
"My bed-fellows are cramp and cough—
we three all in one bed."—Charles Lamb.
"Let me fall asleep to the sound of delicious
music."—Mirabeau.
"What an artist the world is losing in
me!"—Nero.
"I always talk better lying down."—
James Madison.
"Many things are growing plain and
clear to my understanding."—Schiller.
"Do let me die in peace."—Voltaire.
"All my possessions for a moment of
time."—Elizabeth Tudor.
Letters to the Editor
Decency varies according to time and
place, to conditions and social strata.—
Elmer Rice.
Sin has become a woi-d of the museum.-
Rev. Allan K. Chalmers.
Aug
March 18,1881.
Editgx^afTAc- Plainsman,
Auburn, Alabama.
Dear Sir:
Stuart Chase says that REPETITION is
REPUTATION in the advertising business.
There was distributed among an English
class, literature, in the form of a
pamphlet, containing information that all
college men should, and have, received in
the high schools.
Upon close examination one could, see that
the main point in the pamphlet was to REPEAT
the fact that Halsey, Stuart and
Company still have left a few BONDS TO
FIT THE INVESTOR. In my opinion, it
was a clever scheme to advertise their business
through the college.
Why a state school should tolerate such
trashy advertising is inexplicable to me.
Very truly yours, S. M.
A LITTLE ENGLISH, PLEASE
Brains, mathematics and English—these
three, in the judgment of Dr. Wilburt C.
Davison, of Duke University, are essential
to the success of a medical student. Omit
mathematics, and we should say that they
are essential to the success of any student.
Come to think of it, he might get along
without English, but he would be hopelessly
handicapped in life's practical as well as
its higher relationships. Yet of all deficiencies
under which young gentlemen entering
college (and we are tempted to say,
among those graduating) now labor, lack
in English seems, to an outsider, most pronounced.
Ability to spell is a gift of the
gods, and should not be expected of the
educated rank and file. But whosoever
bears away the diploma of a high school
should know something of his parts of
speech, and the term "college bred" should
imply a fair facility in the written as well
as the spoken use of one's mother tongue.
We*make no indictments, but do suggest
that Dr. Davison's emphasis upon the need
for English is worth pondering.
—Atlanta Journal.
-:- AUBURN FOOTPRINTS
Aware of her danger she lay at-the end of the long, dimly lighted bedroom.
The heart in her soft, young body beat serenely, and there was no sign of fear in
her liquid eyes.
His wicked, bearded face peered suddenly through the door and lit with tense
and passionate desire. So long she had shunned him and now she was in his power!
He crossed the threshold quietly. She rushed to save her self, but was too late.
He bore her quickly down the hallway.
"Mamma, mamma, come here quick! The cat's caught another rat.
Wonder how "the, scissors-grinder is fariinitgg tth ese dull times?
* * * . * * * * *
Rat Kelly, down from Delta Sig way, has started what we think will be a new
fad among the up-to-date, well-bred, slimey, college freshmen. Rat Kelly went to
Birmingham to attend a big blow out, riding gratis. The freshman returned to
Auburn via the coal car route, wearing his best tuxedo. Some class, these Delta
Sigs.
* * * * * * * -*'
Taxicab Kapel, the General Business student, was seen last Tuesday wearing
an Engineers' Day ribbon. We don't know, but we guess that he was ashamed of
the fact that his particular branch of engineering is not recognized as a technical
course.
* * * * * * * * ,
"Goof" Robinson is now entering politics. He swears that he will not dole out
any cigars, cigarets, or picture shows. The pride of the swamps in and around
Atmore is running on a platform of more and better wine, women, and song, he
tells in a private interview to be published only in Footprints. Watch for it!
* * * * * * * *
Funny how these General Business students so well attended the Engineers'
function Tuesday night.
* * * * * * * *
Lad: Father, what makes the world go around?
Dad: Son, I've told you more than once to keep out of the basement.—Ex.
* * * * * * * *
The Auburn KnighfT will present a copyright edition of that famous number,
"The Arlington House Blues," featuring Jimmie Robbins.
* * * * * * * *
"Geechie" Davis, the civil engineer, won't tell us why he took his toilet soap to
class with him the other morning.
* * * * * * * *
Rat Carelton Gates, Jimmie Cochran, and George White, made their usual weekend
trips to Columbus.
* * * * * * * *
The history professor had been entoning for the best part of the hour on royal
lineage. Droning on: "Mary followed Edward VI, didn't she?"
Class: (Those awake in unison.) "Yes sir."
Prof.: "And who followed Mary?"
Disgusted voice from rear: "Her little lamb."'—Ex.
* * * * * * * *
"Piccolo" Currey is expectihg to see a bunch of young ladies play baseball when
the Auburn Tigers meet the Phillies in a few days.
WITH OTHER COLLEGES *
"A man's work in extra-curricular activities
is usually the index to his originality,
his personality and his initiative," believes
(Jourtland N. Smith, senior partner of
Richardson, Alley and Richards Co., New
York advertising agency, and former editor
of the Princeton Tiger and president of the
Press Club. The following is an excerpt
from an interview for the Princetonian on
what he would look for in employing a college
man.
"Of course, integrity is the first quality
everyone would look for. The-, next most
important thing, it seems to me*, ace. the
man's ability and personality. And hare is
the problem: how to get at tho^e-tKngsT
They are intajjgfcteTT»ut they determine
liiHJUtlllliHTiliui
"A man'S record in college and school
i s usually the only thing we have to judge
him by, provided he has never worked before.
I am omitting the weight of the
opinion of his professors. To know the
man we have to look further than his scholastic
standing. His extra-curricular activities
are an expression of the man's own.
choice and inclinations and are therefore
the most likely index to what he is."
—Technique.
* * * * *
The next time you feel like cussing, boys,
be sure there is no radio microphone secreted
in the room.
For using "profane language" over the
radio, Robert G. Duncan, of Portland, Ore.,
must serve six months in jail and pay a
fine of $500, the United States Circuit Court
of Appeals here has ruled.
Duncan is alleged to have used profanity
over station KVEP, at Portland,
while he was campaigning for congressman.—(
IP).
* * * * *
The average man sleeps entirely too
much, and four hours sleep each night is a
plenty, according to Dr. Wilson A. Allen, of
Rochester, who says he has not slept for
more than four hours out of the 24 in 58
years.
Since he celebrated his 97th birthday the
other day, his argument was not disputed
by reporters who like to spend a good share
of their time snoozing at police station.
The doctor recommends the four hours
sleep for business and professional men.
Those who work with their bodies may
need more, he admits.—(IP).
* * * * *
The chance Big Bill Thompson, mayor of
Chicago, has been waiting for has been offered
him by Northwestern University.
Students at the university have offered
him a part in the undergraduate musical
comedy, "Many Thanks", to be put on March
24.
The management offered the bombastic
mayor a comic opera suit to wear if he
would lead his burro on the stage.
Big Bill, who recently won the Republican
nomination for the next mayorality
election, has not yet replied to the offer.
His burro was paraded through Chicago
streets as part of his nomination campaign.
Just what the Northwestern Students
would pay for such an appearance in their
show was not learned, but it was quite certain
that if Thompson should accept, tickets
would go at a premium.—(IP).
* * * * *
Rugby football will be included in the
sports schedule of Yale, Princeton and Harvard
this spring. This trio of colleges,
to^gette^jvith_the,.y^Sr Marines fif Philadelphia,
and the New York Rugby football
club, have formed a quintette of playing
teams.
The present schedule calls for a game
between Yale and the New Yorkers at New
York, March 22. The following week-end
the Marines will meet Yale at New Haven,
while Princeton is playing the New York
fifteen at New York. Harvard's first game
is scheduled with the Marines at Cambridge,
Mass., March 30, and a number of
other contests among the five teams have
been booked during April and up to May
16.
* * * * *
After August 15, 1931, co-eds in the state
of Ohio will have to return fraternity pins
to their original owners or spend a month or
so in jail, for a law on the Ohio statute
books declares that "Whoever, not being entitled
to do so under the rules and regulations
thereof, wears the badge or button of
a so6iety or organization of ten years'
standing in this state, shall be fined not
more than $20, or imprisoned not more
than 30 days, or both."
—Technique.
* * * * *
WHAT HOBBY?
In this age of hohbies and fads, James
Maxwell Whitaker, graduate student at
Arkansas U., has one too. Well now, who
hasn't—Hoover or Horton? The most unique
thing about James' hobby is that it's
diversified. He fairly delights in writing
letters to students of twenty-one nations
in five different languages. And to say
nothing of information ad infinitum he has
an adorable collection of stamps.—Hungarian
ones are placed in the lower left hand
corner of the envelopes. Japanese letters
are addressed vertically and Russian ones
have two addresses so that Russian postmasters
may read them.
Well, it may be a man sized job but it
would be a noble feminine hobby!—and
then there's the one about the student at
the University of Chicago who was fined
$100 for throwing a piece of pie at a girl
who refused to kiss him after he had purchased
a bouquet of forget-me-nots from
her. Who said there was any justice?
—The Collegian.
Hie Et Ubique
By Anon
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial
opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
* * * * *
Some years ago, Edgar Allan Poe had
one of his characters write, as near as I
can remember:
"To Compose an oder on the Oil-of-Bob
Is all sorts of a job."
But to try to write an interesting column
is an even harder job. To begin with,
everything one can think of saying has
already been said—so one must thing of
something else.. Then, when you wrote on
the Oil-of-Bob (or if you didn't), it was
only advertising, and it mattered little to
you whether anyone read ittor not; but in
spite of all things, the world revolves, people
make new paths across the campus, and
the Shawmut dances retain their attractions.
* * * * *
From an Associated Press story from
Tulsa:
"A hole twenty feet in diameter and
more than six feet deep was blasted from
the earth."
"How perfectly thrilling!" as Joan
Crawford would say. How alarmed all the
spectators must have been to see this huge
hole come sailing out of the earth! We
wonder if there were any casualties when
it fell, and how loud a noise it made.
* * * * *
Anathemas: The person who comes up
to you, extends his hand, and just about the
time you get yours ready to shake, snaps
his hand up to his head with that oh-so-cute
(in his opinion) nochalance . . . Sundays in
Auburn . . . . The Literary Digest . . . .
people who occupy both arms of a theatre
. . . . Broun Hall . . . . Ernest Hemingway
. . . . and, of course, Rudy Vallee.
* * * * *
The best news that we have had from
Washington in a long time is that the un-expurgated
copies of five classics are now
removed from the censor's list, and that
the hither-to pure American mind may be
at last lawfully corrupted by reading these
books. The books are Rabelais' Gargantua
and Pantagrue, The Arabian Nights, The
Memoirs of Cassanova, Apuleuis' Golden
Ass, and Boccaccio's Decameron Tales. The
removal of the censorship was brought
about by the tariff act of 1930 which shows
that at least we owe something to the Republicans.
I, for one, am glad to be able
to buy these books from others than profiteering
hawkers. At the moment, we are
waiting for the Modern Library to announce
publication of cheap editions of all
five of these books. But why rejoice now?
The victory is not complete—Bostonians
aren't allowed to read them!
* * * * *
Indeed, I can't understand censorship in
the United States. Book such as Lady
Chatterley's Lover are barred, while absolutely
filthy books with not a high-minded
thought in them are allowed. An example
of the latter is William C. Bullitt's It's Not
Done. No, dear freshmen and co-eds, it
isn't in the library. A picture called Party
Girl, was banned in Chicago'and Birmingham,
but was allowed to be shown in most
of the other cities through America. Yet,
it was exactly the same picture, and, as
far as is known, caused no abnormal increase
in crime where it was shown. It
isn't conceivable that a dirty book or picture
do an adult mind any harm; to tell
the truth, I believe it will do the mind good,
if taken in moderation. But, here, here—
I'm going to get myself into trouble if I**'
don't shut up.
BARROOM BALLADS
By HIC-HIC
ON GRADUATION
Four long, years we've played the game,
Undergone the toil and strife.
We've eluded fate and longer for fame,
In the field we chose for life.
Four long years our hopes have grown,
Thru the long and fretful fight.
And now we're thru, our joy has flown,
Since we have no jobs in sight.
THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE
It's kinda tough, if the way is rough,
And the path is dim and shaded.
It's kinda bad, when our heart is sad,
And a shining future faded.
And we kinda quail, if at first we fail,
At a task that we have taken.
And we're kinda glum, if doubtings come
With firm convictions shaken.
We must realize, to be worldly wise,
Our lot comes not by choosing.
In loss there's gain, and joy in pain,
Since we- learn to win by losing.
Nothing in the world is worth considering
except the truth.—E. Phillips Oppen-heim.
SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1931 THE PLAINSMAN PAGE THREE
Scientist Has New
Ideas Of Universe
Gustav Ebding Believes That
Trips to the Moon and Other
Planets Will Be Made Soon
Cleveland—(IP)— Gustav F. Ebding,
of Cleveland, who failed in his
injunction suit to keep President
Hoover from taking office in 1929,
and author of a book proving—to
his satisfaction—that the world is
not a globe but rather that we live
on the inside of a big hole in solid
space, now has a new idea of reaching
the moon.
According to Ebding's theory, all
stars, the moon and the sun are in
the center of this fairly small vacant
space, and the way to get to China
quickest is to fly straight up.
To encourage aviators to fly to
the moon, which he says is less than
100 miles away, Ebding would have
someone give $5,000 for every miles
above the eight-mile limit flown by
an aviator.
Some day, he claims, trips will be
made to the moon within a few minutes
flying time.
Cleveland To Use New
Football Stadium in '32
Cleveland, Ohio—(IP)—With its
magnificient new municipal stadium
well under way, Cleveland already is
negotiating for a big football game
here in 1932, possibly between Purdue
and Carnegie Tech.
Coaches at both schools have been
approached on the subject, and have
promised to take the matter up with
their athletic boards.
The location is believed favorable
to both, because it is about half way
between the two universities.
SOUTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY
HOLDS PING PONG TOURNEY
Memphis, Tenn.—(IP)—A ping-pong
tournament is being sponsored
at Southwestern College by the Sou'wester,
undergraduate newspaper.
Both singles and doubles will be
played on the ping-pong outfit set
up in the college book store.
Pope Given Leave of Absence
PROFESSOR J. D. POPE
Professor J. D. Pope, connected with Auburn since 1924, and head
of the department of agricultural economics, has been granted a "leave
of absence" for one year in order to study some economic problems under
supervision of the Federal Farm Bureau.
Would Judge Students
Extra-Curricular Work
r i
DRINK
NEHI
l_ J
"A man's work in extra-curricular
activities is usually the index to his
originality, his personality and his
initiative," believes Courtland N.
Smith, senior partner of Richardson,
Alley and Richards Co., New York
advertising agency, and former editor
of the Princeton Tiger and President
of the Press club. The following
is an excerpt from an interview
for the Princetonian on what he
would look for in employing a college
man.
"Of course, integrity is the first
quality everyone would look for. The
next most important things, it seems
to me, are the man's ability and personality.
And here is the problem:
how to get at those things. They
are intangible, but they determine
his potentialities.
"A man's record in college and
school is usually the only thing we
have to judge him by, provided he
has never worked before. I am
omitting the weight of the opinion
of his professors. To know the man
we have to look further than his
scholastic standing. His extra-curricular
activities are an expression of
the man's own choice and inclinations
and are therefore the most likely
index to what he is."—Ex.
WM HARDIE
Insurance and Real Estate
Auburn, Alabama
Always Ready to Give You the Best of Service
TOOMER'S HARDWARE
CLINE TAMPLIN, Manager
* • — • » . . » .
GEO CLOWER. YETTA G. SAMFORD
Clower & Samford Insurance Co*
(Established in 1872)
OPELIKA AUBURN
Member of
Mortgage Association of America
Success in Machine Age
Theme of Nation-Wide
Address To Students
Edward A. Filene, Prominent Boston
Merchant, Discards Old Adages
in NSFA Radio Speech
»——-.——-t
<i{ jy 'Say It With Flowers'
And Say It With Ours
FOR EVERY SOCIAL OCCASION
Rosemont Gardens
Florists
Montgomery, Alabama
Homer Wright, Local Agent for Auburn.
TOOMER'S
THE DRUG STORE
On the Corner
(NSFA)—"To be successful in
this Machine Age we must find out
what the Machine Age is. We must
learn first that it is governed by
facts, not by opinion," was the keynote
of an address delivered by
Edward A. Filene, President of
William Filene's Sons Company of
Boston, over a Columbia Broadcasting
network program under the
sponsorship of the National Student
Federation of America, Tuesday.
"I am not going to lay down any
of the old rules for success. I shall
not tell you that success will surely
come from industry, honesty and
thrift. These are, of course, indispensable
virtues. Nevertheless millions
of industrious, honest and
thrifty citizens of China starved to
death recently," Mr. Filene declared.
Learning how other people have
succeeded in the past is of little
use to us today. We cannot learn
about the Machine Age. by asking
people, even successful people, what
they think about it. The essential
difference between the Machine Age
and other ages is simply the difference
in the things that man can do.
To be successful we must learn the
tacts, he npintedT^ufT"1
Mr. Filene's word of advice to
the young men and women who wish
to succeed was that business success
depends, first, upon ascertaining
what great masses of people- want;
second, in getting it to them at a
price "they can and will pay; and
thirdr in organizing this process so
that the-masses will have adequate
buying power. We must first discover
some human need, especially
something which a great number of
people need, and then devote ourselves
to discovering how best that
need can be filled to the greatest
satisfaction of the greatest number
of people.—Ex.
Columbia Having
Fraternity War
Smaller Fraternities "Talk too
Much"; Fifteen Withdraw
From Council
New York—(IP)—An Associated
Press reporter is authority for the
fact that Columbia University has a
frat war on its hands. And Mr.
Grundy is said to have done it.
Says the reporter:
"Mr. Grundy, former senator of
Pennsylvania, told western senators
from states not so thickly populated
they 'ought to talk darn small.' "
The idea got to Columbia and the
daily student paper translated it into
college language for the edification
of fraternities whose equipment consisted
of a name, by-laws, and maybe
a couple of 'chairs in a dormitory.
Until then the oldest and strongest
fraternities were more or less content
with the interfraternity council
which enforced an agreement to regulate
rushing and other campus business.
Not unlike the western senators,
the smaller fraternities talked
as they pleased—and the war began.
Fifteen of the largest societies
withdrew from the council and drew
up a new agreement which provides,
among other things, that weaker
fraternities can talk only as much as
their size and stability are worth.
For -further complication Beta
Theta Pi washed its hands of the
whole affair and announced independence
of any and all groups. Thirteen
fraternities remain in the council.
Actual hostility is not looked for
until the next rushing season when,
under the present arangement, "rushing"
will turn into 'sandbagging'.
'Sandbagging', students explained,
is a process whereby upper class men,
spotting an eligible freshman, attempt
to get him into their fraternity
'by fair means or foul'.
It is a process not conducive to
peace of mind on the part of the unsophisticated'
frosh.
The old agreement was made in
1925".
FUTURE HOPE OF MEXICO LIES IN
EXTENSIVE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
In education lies the greatest hope
for the future of Mexico, according
to Senor Enrique C. Aguirre, former
member of the faculty of the National
University of Mexico, and
director of recreation of the Federal
District of Mexico, who recently
addressed the student body of
American University.
The extensive educational program
now being carried on by Mexico
has as its object not only the
teaching of the "three R's" but more
important, the social rehabilitation
which will result in political stability
of the country, Senor Aguirre
said. Of the three divisions of the
educational system in Mexico, the
University of Mexico is at the head.
This institution was founded by
King Charles III of Spain in 1531.
The University always has an active
interest in public affairs, riots being
frequent manifestations of said
interest.
Next is the group of secondary
and primary schools, under the direction
of a department of the national
government, headed by a
minister of education. Although
the main purpose of the secondary
schools is to prepare its graduates
for life work, nevertheless, students
Mystery of Old Emory
Jr. College Bell Solved
The mystery of the old bell in the
tower of Seney Hall at Emory Junior
College in Oxford, Ga., is solved.
In reply to an article in the current
issue of the Emory Alumnus,
searching for the story of the original
bell, George W. W. Stone, of
Oxford, wrote giving what seems to
be the correct version.
Mr. Stone, who graduated from
Emory College in 1875, says that
Napoleon Bonaparte brought the bell
iack_frpm_SEii^ and that Dr. Alexander
Means, preridenTOTEmory;
purchased the bell in Paris almost
fifty years later.
Various traditions concerning the
bell, as published from time to time,
were that it came from Russia, that
Napoleon III bestowed it upon Dr.
Means, that Queen Victoria bestowed
it upon Dr. Means, and that it came
from a Spanish convent in Florida.
—Ex.
A Revised Calendar
Under Consideration
U. P. Will Institute
Sensational Reforms
Philadelphia, Pa.— (IP)—Radical
changes, including the discouragement
of athletic proselyting, elimination
of highly paid coaches, training
tables, spring practice, training
camps for football squads, and most
of all athletic scholarships, are to be
instituted at the University of Pennsylvania
in the most sensational reform
ever attempted by an institution
of higher learning at one time.
The reform involves the formation
of a new department of physical education,
copying the fashion of a number
of smaller colleges.
EDITORIAL ON ATHEISM
DOOMS COLLEGE PAPER
Toronto—(IP)—The Varsity, undergraduate
newspaper of the University
of Toronto, has been indefii-nitely
suspended by the Student Administrative
Council following the
publication in its columns of an editorial
on atheism.
An International Conference on
Calendar Simplification was placed
on the agenda of the next General
Conference of Communications and
Transit, by the Assembly of the
League of Nations, meeting this fall,
with the United States participating,
to take definite action to secure
calendar improvement.
In the United States there are
two major plans under consideration—
the International Fixed Calendar
which proposes a thirteen-month-
year, and The World Calendar
which proposes a twelve-month-year.
The "Swiss Plan" favored in Europe
and The World Calendar are fundamentally'
the same, as the halves
and quarters are equalized and a perpetual
calendar is effected in each;
the arrangement within the quarters
is different.
During the coming months, there
will be current discussion concerning
the Calendar.—The Alchemist.
Mass. Farmers Weren't
Aroused by Paul Revere
Concord, N. H.—(IP)—Get out
your American history books, boys
and girls, and write in the margins
opposite Paul Revere's ride, "Not
so!"
Major Otis G. Hammond, director
of the New Hampshire Historical,
Society, is credited with the information
that Paul didn't raise Massachusetts
farmers to battle at all, but
rather came right on up into New
Hampshire, and started the first battle
of the Revolution at Portsmouth,
before the Battle of Lexington had
even been thought of.
Maj. Hammond contends that the
successful storming of Fort William
and Mary at Portsmouth Harbor by
the Granite State volunteers set
aflame the torch of rebellion in the
colonies. It resulted in the capture
of powder, small arms and cannon.
are at liberty to continue their study
in the higher institutions.
Third, the most important, is the
system of rural schools. Not many
years ago there was a great amount
of illiteracy among the Mexican people.
This was due in a large part to
the rural and agricultural nature of
most of the country. After twelve
years of experimentation and study,
there !has been developed out of
Mexico itself and original system of
rural schools, designed to meet the
pecular needs of Mexico. At present
there are 7,500 rural schools in the
country, and they are increasing at
the rate of about 1,500 a year. The
government has made a large reduction
in the war budget, while at the
same time greatly increasing the quota
for education, to help further the
program. Most of the rural schools
are being built by the people of the
various communities, while the government
pays only for the teachers.
—Alchemist.
Olympic Expenses Not
Be Excessive For G. B.
London, England—(IP)—Sending
athletes to the 1932 Olympic games
at Los Angeles isn't going to be so
expensive a proposition for Great
Britain it has been learned here.
Those in charge estimate that because
of special rates given by railroads
and steamship lines, and because
of the hospitality of the Los
ftftgefts^games officials, it will cost
only abouT^TO*«*H^each itklete
England" sends to the
Boys! If you Eat
M E A T
Buy it from your
Friends
MOORE'S MARKET
—Phone 3 7—
BOOTLEGGER CAUGHT
A student bootlegger at the University
of Michigan has been sentenced
to from six months to two
years in the State prison on his conviction
of supplying liquor to fraternity
houses on the campus.
'Tis Fine to
Dine
at the
PICKWICK
South African Student
Will Study in Hawaii
J. C. le Roux of Robertson, Western
Province, Union of South Africa,
has been sent to the University of
Hawaii by the agriculture department
of the Union of South Africa
to study pineapple culture.
The South African came from the
University of California, where he
was sent by his government to get
his master's degree in the corrosion
of metals by food products.
While at the University of Hawaii,
le Roux expects to get a master's
degree in pineapple production.
He will be there at least a year. At
the present time he is doing research
work and studying soil science
and pineapple production. -
European Travel
Costs Are Cheap
Trips May Be Made to Scandinavia
For $ 2 0 0 and Less
Cleveland, O. — (IP) — Students
who fear to plan a summer trip to
Europe need have no fears that it
is an expensive luxury, as so many
Americans seem to think according
to information gathered here.
An examination of the facts tends
to show that a trip to Europe is one
of the cheapest forms of American
holiday. Most transportation costs
in America involve an expenditure
of at least 5 cents a mile, plus the
cost of "meals and sleeping berths,
or hotel bills if the trip is made by
automobile.
The cost of a steamship passage
always includes meals and cabin, and
the official minimun rates of the
various lines crossing the Atlantic
show that it costs much less per mile
to go to Europe. For example, take
a trip to Scandanavian ports. Copenhagen
is 4,500 miles from New York,
and the round trip therefore covers
some 9,000 miles.
The cost of a round trip third class
tourist passage, including meals and
berths both ways is as low as $200,
or just a fifth of a penny over two
cents a mile. If the tourist prefers
to go in the higher cabin class, the
cost of the one-way trip is $145,
which for the 4,500 miles is just
one-tenth of a penny over 3 cents
a mile.
Read The Plainsman ads.
STUDENTS ATTENTION!
We invite you to open a checking account with us.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Your Interest Computed
OPELIKA PHARMACY, INC.
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Your Patronage Appreciated
Opelika, Ala.
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And Like What You Get.
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PAGE FOUR THE PLAINSMAN SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1931
NEBRASKA, WICHITA U'S. WILL
COOPERATE IN OMNIBUS COLLEGE
Brenau Officials Open
Indian Mound In Ga.
The popularity of the Omnibus
College, founded in 1926 by Dr.
William R. Goldsmith, professor of
embryology and eugenics at the University
of Witchita, has recently received
added impetus as a result of
the decision that the University of
Nebraska will co-operate with Wichita
in the 1931 educational venture.
The midwest universities are offering
credit courses as a part of
the" Omnibus college. The Nebraska
school will offer a course in field
geography and the University of
Wichita will give courses in Ameri-man
history and field and museum
biology. Other courses will be offered
independent of the college faculty.
Dr. Goldsmith is well known because
of the interest which his "University
on Wheels" has aroused. He
has recently joined the faculty of the
VARIED PROGRAM OFFERED
BY WAPI FOR NEXT WEEK
(Continued from page 1)
9:45-10:15 p. m.—Dance music by
Auburn Knights over WSFA, Montgomery.
Wednesday—Discussion by Dick
and Dan around the dinner table;
Nutrition for the family, Miss Louise
P. Glanton, head of school of home
economics; John W. Brigham, tenor,
and Earl Hazel, piano.
Thursday—Feature for dairymen
by Earnest and Frank—The boys
with the dairy temperament; Housekeeper's
chat, Mrs. Askew; World
Business Summary; Vocal duets by
Dr. and Mrs. Harold Hoffsommer.
4:40-5:10—Auburn department of
music presentation directed by John
W. Brigham.
Friday—"Books for Children",
Miss Zoe Dobbs; Boy Scout feature,
Scoutmaster A. B. Carlton, Tallas-see;
Farm science snapshots—U. S.
D. A.; Music.
Saturday—Analysis of farm business,
Farmer Brown and Professor
Jones; The advancing agriculture, P.
0. Davis; Housekeeper's chat, Mrs.
Askew.
METHODIST CHURCH WILL
FEATURE SONG SERVICE
(Continued from page 1)
Anthem: Spirit Immortal—Verdi—
— (By special request) Mr. Moxham,
Mrs. Rauber, Mr. Francis, chorus.
Offertory: Violin solo: Am Meer
(By the Sea)—Schubert-Wilhelmj—
Mr. Harkin.
Soprano solo: 'Twas for You—
Maunder—Mrs. Lipscomb.
Anthem: Fear Not, O Israel—
Spickner—Mrs. Salmon, Mr. Francis,
Mrs. Rauber, Mr. Hoffsommer and
chorus.
Hymn: How Firm A Foundation
—Anon.
Soprano solo and chorus: O, Divine
Redeemer—Gounod—Mrs. Rail-ber
and choir.
Duet: Let Not^flfur Heart Be
Trottbled-^JifSCeU^jilr. and Mrs.
ommer.
Anthem: Ho, Everyone That
Thirsteth—MacFarlane—Mr. J. W.
Brigham and chorus.
Benediction.
Organ Postlude: March Triomphe
—Costa.
University of Wichita. Formerly he
was for 10 years at Southwestern
college Winfield.
"The affiliation of the University
of Nebraska with the University of
Wichita is the greatest honor that
the Omnibus college has received,"
Dr. Goldsmith said. This year's tour
is sponsored by the University of
Wichita.
The college had 650 members last
year and enrollment fee was $200.
It has a full corps of professor, giving
instruction and illustrating text
book work. This year's expedition
will cover 6,000 miles, visiting 25
states. Three sections of busses will
carry students, the first starting in
June.
Although the first formal expedition
of the Omnibus College
took place # in 1926, the idea had
been growing steadily for four years.
It began in the summer of 1922 when
Dr. Goldsmith drove from Winfield,
Kansas, to Massachusetts to attend
the summer session of the Marine
Biological Laboratory at Woods Hole.
Several student assistants went with
him and all enjoyed the trip thoroughly.
The following summer Dr.
Goldsmith mentioned in one of his
classes that he was planning the same
sort of trip to Indiana. A number of
students accompanied him, using second-
hand Fords and Army puptents.
From then on the trips received local
publicity, and in 1925 caused nationwide
comment because of the fact
that seven students were lost in the
mountains of Tennessee. The widespread
newspaper comment resulted
in such a large number of applications
for the next expedition that
some were necessarily rejected.—Ex.
DANCE, GAME WITH
PHILLIES WILL BE
"A" DAY FEATURE
COTTON INDUSTRY SUFFERING
FROM LACK RESEARCH WORK
(Continued from page 1)
they are well supported, it will be
hard to sign any big league teams in
the future.
Several special track events are
planned for the time after the ball
game, in which Percy Beard, wizard
hurdler, will probably meet some of
Coach Hutsell's present timber-toppers.
The, dance in the gym, at which
the Auburn Knights will play, will
bring to a close an anticipated day
of glamorous activity.
Tickets are now on sale at Homer
Wrights, Dillon's, and the Tiger
Drug Stores, and some are placed in
the hands of all "A" Club men. One
ticket, priced at seventy-five cents
will admit the purchaser to all of the
activities.
Exclusive permission to open an
Indian mound near Toccoa, Ga., has
been granted to Brenau College, and
last Sunday afternoon President and
Mrs. H. J. Pierce, with seven other
members of the faculty visited the
site. Under the guidance of Colonel
and Mrs. W. A. Bailey and Mrs. J.
P. Walton of Toccoa, the mound was
examined and plans were made for
opening it. In the ploughed field
surrounding it, the party gathered
fragments of Indian relics, including
arrow-heads, about fifty bits of baked
clay pottery, a piece of human bone,
and a curious large ball of quartz
probably used with an Indian sling.
The pottery fragments are marked
with twenty different styles of decoration,
indicating a high state of primitive
culture. The basketry design
is noticeable, used by early peoples
to imitate the prehistoric stage when
woven baskets were daubed with clay,
then sun-dried, and thus made water
tight, before the art of firing was
discovered and the basket-woven base
abandoned.
(Continued from page .1)
All who ate the sandwiches agreed
that the flavor was delicious and Dr.
Herty vouched for the high nutritive
value of them.
In discussing the possibilities of
it, he said that enough protein is
contained in the cotton seed produced
annually in the United States to supply
53,000,000 people with all the
protein they need throughout a year.
The speaker said that a pound of
protein in mutton chops cost $3.70,
in beefsteak, $3.04; and in milk,
$2.65. These figures compare with
a cost of five cents a pound for protein
in cotton seed, he said.
"Utilization ai cotton seed as a
food for people," he declared, "has
great possibilities. "Think of the
enormous reduction in price and of
the high amount available! It is an
opportunity of great importance. We
are greatly indebted to chemists for
working it out for us."
Episcopal pastors in New York
City are engaged in a controversy
over the merits of faith healing.
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS
Sealed bids will be received by the
Mayor and City Council, at the office
of City Clerk, Auburn, Alabama, un^
til 7;30 p. m., April 7th, 193
that time publicly WgUetTtor street
improvementsjHMfc^mpr^vemgnt Or-diilflfiW-'
Wo. 44. The ' same being
iar Drive.
The principal items of work are
approximately as follows:
Earth excavation—400 cu. yds.
Sidewalk paving—385 sq. yds.
Curb and gutter—1,230 lin. ft.
"Storm sewers—120 lin. ft.
Plans and specifications are on file
in the office of the City Clerk, at Auburn,
Ala. Specifications and proposal
blanks can be secured, on deposit
of $5.00, from the undersigned.
The right to reject any or all bids
is reserved.
Cash or certified check or proposal
bond for $100.00, made payable to
the City of Auburn, must accompany
each bid as evidence of good faith and
as a guarantee that if awarded contract
the bidder will execute the contract
and give bond as required.
W. P. COPE LAND, May.r.
Tiger Theatre
SATURDAY, March 21
Warner Brothers present
"River's End"
—with CHARLES BICKFORD,
Evalyn Knapp, David Torrence,
Junior Coghlan - Zasu Pitts.
Comedy: "SWELL PEOPLE"
SUNDAY - MONDAY,
March 22-23
«« Dracula'
—with Bela Lugosi, David Manners,
Helen Chandler, Dwight
Frye and Edward Van Sloan.
Also Paramount Sound
News and Comedy
"IN AGAIN, OUT AGAIN"
TUESDAY, March 24
"Doctors' Wives"
—with Warner Baxter, Joan
Bennett, Victor Varconr, Cecilia
Loftus.
Also Cartoon
"TEACHER'S PEST"
and Comedy
"GO AHEAD AND EAT"
FIVE TRACK STARS ARE
TAKEN INTO SPIKED SHOE
(Continued from page 1)
The quintet of thinly-clad wearers
who were initiated were: Jeff Beard,
Greensboro; Felix Creighton, Montgomery;
Ham O'Hara, Hurfeboro;
Clarence Roberts, Wylam, and Jack
Stewart, Anniston.
Meiklejohn Suggests
Experimental College
At Wisconsin Closing
The University of Wisconsin intends,
upon the suggestion of Dr.
Alexander Meiklejohn, to recommend
the discontinuance of the experimental
college, according to an
Associated Press release. Dr.
Meiklejohn has directed the five-year
experiment.
"The closing of the college," Dr.
Meiklejohn said, "would enable the
faculty of the university to make a
study of the results obtained." After
consideration of the practical aspects
of the experiment, Dr. Meiklejohn
suggested that the faculty either continue
the college, modify its scope or
abandon all formal experimentation.
The experimental college marked
a radical departure in education. Dr.
Meiklejohn set up the educational
laboratory at the suggestion of Dr.
Glenn Frank, president of the university,
who induced him to join the
faculty. He was president of Amherst
College from 1912 until 1924.
In the experimental college Dr.
Meiklejohn set up new lines of procedure
for first and second year
students. The students composed a
separate unit at the university.
They had their own classrooms and
lived together in a dormitory. They
thus were practically secluded from
the academic life of the university as
a whole.
s^After two years in the experimental
college, the students became mem-
College Failures Due to
A Lack of Development
Studies of failures in college have
shown that trouble usually arises
from the fact that the student has
not developed self-control, integration,
and balance. Without those attributes
one can never be a success;
with them no failure is possible.
These essentials must not be confused
with certain troublesome traits
that resemble them superficially. One
of these most likely to be confused
with true maturity is the "wise guy"
attitude. This represents continued
crowing by the collegiate bantam
from the dunghill of shallow and tawdry
experience with the dissolute elements
of life. Almost every fraternity
has its quota of these pests.
It is fair to assume that some freshman
must be ensnared by the surpassing
glory of these individuals;
otherwise their species would long
ago have become extinct.
COLLEGE STUDENTS INVOLVED IN
ANTI-R.0XC. ROW SUSPENDED
Most of the important universities
in Spain, with the exception of those
at Madrid and Saragossa, have reopened
without trouble after a
month's closure following student
disorders. Fear that some trouble
might ensue prevented resumption of
class at Madrid University.
bers of the junior class of the university.
The college was founded on the
tutorial system and instead of studying,
specific subjects, students devoted
their time to learning of civilizations.
*
Suspension -of Max Gordon, City
College student, for "spreading a
lie through the college paper and
insubordination" is the latest development
in the case of the student
anti-R. O. T. C. fight, according to
a statement from President Robinson's
office.
This issue was raised last week
when the publication of the Social
Problems club carrying articles
against R. O. T. C. called "Frontiers"
was confiscated on the grounds
that "nothing except personal belongings
may be kept in student
lockers." The president of the club
Max Weiss, called upon President
Robinson to request the return of
the magazines and to protest against
the action taken. Whereupon the
club was suspended.
Weiss protested against his action,
and he was suspended, together with
ten members of the club. The members
were, however, reinstated after
signing a declaration agreeing to
uphold constitutional authority in'
the state and college.
A letter from Max Gordon, one
of the reinstated members, was
printed in the "Campus," in which
the writer accused the authorities
of suspending Weiss because of his
political views. This was regarded
as a violation of his signed pledge,
and branded as a "lie;" so Gordon
was suspended. A committee of graduates
and students has been formed,
which will issue a leaflet to protest
for distribution on Monday.—Ex.
TIGERS WILL PLAY
FORT BENNING
(Continued from page 1)
Dunham Harkins and Sam Grubbs
against Fort Benning. The remainder
of the line-up will probably be
Riley, 2b; Lewis, 3b; Lloyd, l b ; Burt,
rf; Captain Pate, ss; Hodges, If;
Hitchcock or Harris, cf; and Kaley,
c.
ROTARIANS HEAR JUDGE
E. H. GLENN ON THURSDAY
(Continued from page 1)
Judge Glenn.
Club visitors included Dr. Charles
R. Herty, of New York; Mr. Coppock,
of Columbus, Ga.; Claude Summers,
Opelika; J. H. Wright, New York;
Prof. W. S. Rodman, of the University
of Virginia; Prof. W. W. Hill,
P. O. Davis, and Dryden Baughman,
of Auburn.
Prof. Herbert Martin, vice-president,
presided in the absence of Dr.
Bradford Knapp.
A woman student at the University
of Tulsa was shot and dangerously
wounded by the wife of the girl's
former employer who had accused her
of illicit relations with her husband.
Smoke a
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ratory Chart
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days and that only
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Chart Showing j
Moisture Loss of Cigarettes
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( T H I R T Y ID AY TEST
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The above chart prepared by the Pittsburgh Testing
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As you can quickly see by the three upper curves on
this interesting chart, cigarettes that lack the protection
of the Humidor Pack lose their moisture rapidly
from the day they are manufactured.
And day by day as this moisture disappears, the
smoke from these cigarettes becomes harsher, hotter,
more unkind to the smoker's throat.
Not so with Camels!
The Humidor Pack is moisture proof and sealed airtight
at every point. It protects the rich, flavorful
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of which Camels a r e blended.
Make these tests yourself
It is so easy to tell the difference between parched dry
cigarettes and fresh prime Camels that it is no wonder
everybody is reaching for afresh cigarette today.
Your fingers identify stale, dried-out tobaccos at once.
While a Camel is flexible and pliant.
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But the real test is taste and there is simply no com*
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Switch to Camels just for today then leave them
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CAMELS
Artificial heat in houses and
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