BASKETBALL
TONIGHT THE PLAINSMAN
T O F O S T E R T H E A U B U R N S P I R IT
BASKETBALL
TONIGHT
VOLUME LIV AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1931 NUMBER 32
JUNIOR PROM IS
JUDGED SUCCESS
BY ATTENDANTS
One Hundred And Seventy-Five
Visiting Girls Present For
the Dance Season
COMMENT FAVORABLE
New Feature Of Charging For
Day Dances Is Considered By
All As a Big Improvement
DECORATIONS GOOD
The Music Is Considered By
Many As the Best Ever Engaged
For Auburn Dances
The Junior Prom, held Thursday,
Friday, and Saturday of last week,
is considered by many students and
visitors as the best set of dances that
Auburn has ever had. The comment
throughout the campus has been very
favorable, and Sabel Shanks, chairman
of the Social Committee, stated
that he considered the dances very
favorable from every standpoint.
One new feature which <is considered
a big improvement over the
old system is the practice of charging
for the day dances. All those
concerned expressed the opinion that
due to the fact that it reduced the
number attending, it made the day
dances much more enjoyable.
One hundred and seventy-five
visiting girls were present for the
Prom, and according to Sabel Shanks
this number represented almost
every state in the South.
Much favorable comment was
heard in regard to the decorations,
and many of the compliments were
based on the simplicity of the design
used. George Brinspn and C. F.
Davis had charge of the decorations,
and according to reports they are to
be congratulated.
The music was the best that Auburn
has ever had, is a statement
that receives almost complete agreement
from the student body. The
Auburn Junior Prom is the first college
dance that Jimmie Green and
his orchestra ever played for, and
every member of the orchestra expressed
that he was deeply impressed
with Auburn and Southern hospitality.
SPRING PRACTICE FOR
1931 FOOTBALL SQUAD
STARTED LAST MONDAY
Spring training for the Auburn
1931 football team started Monday
afternoon on Drake Field and will
continue for a month or more.
This is the first Spring training
conducted here by Chet Wynne. His
1930 team was handicapped in having
to learn the intricate Notre Dame
system in a short while, but even with
this handicap, Wynne along with his
able assistants, Earl McFaden and
Roger J. Kiley, produced a team that
won the first conference victory annexed
by the Plainsmen since 1926.
Rapid strides were taken up the foot-bal
ladder in 1930 and it is believed
that the Bengals will be much stronger
next fall.
Wynne again has Kiley and McFaden
to help him this year and they
well be augmented by Weems Baskin,
assistant freshman coach last season,
and Sam McAllister, head coach at
St. Viator College, Bourbonnais, 111.,"
before assuming his duties here as
assistant coach, Dec. 1. He has attended
several schools conducted by
Knute Rockne and will aid Wynne
after the close of the current cage
season. His hardwood artists are now
making a strong bid for the conference
crown.
The drills this year are expected
to be strenuous as over three score
reported Monday. Mostly fundamental
work will be given this season, with
blocking and tackling being stressed.
MEN'S GLEE CLUB
WILL NOT MAKE
PROPOSED TOUR
Club Will Not Make Any Trips
Before Next April According
To Director Brigham
HIXON TO TEACH
EXTENSION GROUP
First Session To Be Held Friday
Night At Paul Haynes High
School
AUBURN DEFEATED
BY CLEMSON FIVE
Basketeers Lose By 37-33 Score
In Fast Game Monday Night
With Carolinians
WHITE IS CHOSEN
AS PRESIDENT OF
EDUCATION CLUB
Officers Of Education Group
Elected At Meeting January
Twentieth
At the last meeting of the Education
Club, which was held January 20, new
officers were elected for the second
semester -of the present year. The
officers are as follows: L. W. White,
president; Otis S. Spears, vice-president;
F. G. McCollum, publicity manager
; Miss Dorothy Parker, secretary;
R. S. Parker, treasurer; and P. I.
Washington, sergeant-at-arms.
The object of the Education club is
to bring together those students who
are interested in education as a profession,
and to hold discussions of general
problems in such a way that all
may benefit.
A cordial invitation is extended by
.the new president to all students in
the department of education to attend
the Club.
The first extension course in engi-.
neering conducted in Birmingham by
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute
will be taught by Charles R. Hixon,
professor of applied mechanics.
This announcement was made by
Dr. B. R. Showalter, director of the
extension teaching at Auburn, who
expressed himself as being delighted
at the prospect of arranging for this
engineering course in Birmingham.
The first session of this course in
applied mechanics will be held at
7:30 Friday evening at the Paul
Haynes High School. The course
will carry college credit for those
who desire it or will serve as splendid
instruction for mechanical engineers
already in business. The course
will continue throughout the second
semester with the class meeting every
week.
Since 1908, Professor Hixon has
been a member of the engineering
faculty here. During this time he
has distinguished himself as a professor.
In addition to his present
teaching load he conducts extensive
engineering research projects in the
engineering experiment station.
L. A. Knapp Appointed
Auburn Postmaster For
Third Four-Year Term
Francis Moore Given
Foster Prize Award
In competition with other members
of her class, Miss Frances Moore, Auburn
senior in art education,' was
awarded the prize for the best poster
on Thrift Week, sponsored by the
local chapter of the Business and
Professional Women's Club. The
prize was $2.50 in gold.
The posters were drawn by the
class in general design, of which Miss
Marguerite Odendahl is instructor.
Judgement was made by the applied
arts faculty.
The reappointment of L. A. Knapp
as Auburn postmaster for his third
consecutive four-year term became
known Wednesday upon his receipt of
a telegram from the office of Senator
Hugo Black in Washington. The telegram
stated that the Senate had confirmed
his appointment.
After serving as assistant postmaster
for eleven years, 1911 to 1922, Mr.
Knapp then became in full charge of
the Auburn office. Marked improvements
have been made in the' postal
service during his eight years as postmaster.
Under his supervision a capable
staff of assistants has been gathered
together, and the Auburn office
ranks favorably in point of efficient
service with any in the state.
Beginning December 1, Mr. Knapp
added a parcel post delivery service.
(Continued on page 4)
Clemson College, S. C.—Battling
furiously from the opening tap-off,
the Clemson College Tigers Monday
night turned back a gallant Auburn
basketball team, 37 to 33, in a Southern
Conference game.
Led by Gibson, the Clemson quint
hit the cords 16 times for two-pointers,
while Auburn's star sharpshooters
were limited to 13 field goals.
The game marked the second victory
in six starts for Clemson, while
it was Auburn's second defeat in
six starts.
Frock Pate and Stewart were the
scoring stars for the visitors, the
former ringing three field goals and
the latter accounting for eight points.
Auburn used 10 men in a vain attempt
to capture the game.
The lineups:
Clemson— G F TP
Gibson, forward 5 4 14
Davis, forward 2 0 4
Craig, forward 1 0 2
Crain, center 3 0 6
Smith, guard 4 1 9
Clark, guard _______ 1 0 2
Totals 16 5 37
Auburn— G F TP
Pate, forward 3 1 7
(Continued on page 4)
MEMBERS RETURN TO
ROUTINE AFTER EXAMS
AUBURN QUINTET WILL
MEET GEORGIA TECH AT
GYM TONIGHT AT 7:30
HONORARY FRAT
TO GET CHARTER
FROM NATIONAL
Suitable Schedule Cannot Be
Found For Proposed Spring
Trip
- The Auburn Glee Club will not
make its annual trip February 10, as
scheduled, it was announced last
Monday by Professor J. W. Brig-ham.
Under the present conditions
it has proven difficult for the officers
of the club to schedule a trip that
would not necessitate excessive traveling,
and because of this fact it is
probably true that the club will not
make a trip before April. A schedule
is being worked on, however,
and if it materializes the Auburn
Glee Club will have done a lot of
worthwhile things before the year is
out, it was stated by Professor Brig-ham,
but nothing further was announced
concerning his plans.
At the present the club is rehearsing
old selections, and has started
work on a comedy written in part by
Professor Brigham for the use of the
Auburn Glee Club. The name of
the comedy is "Romeo and Juliet",
and the opinion expressed by several
members of the club is that it will
be very well received.
It is the intention of Professor
Brigham to allow several members
of the club to join the Choral Society,
the object of which will be to
give additional opportunities for
practice, and to enlarge the society.
Architecture Dep't
Inspected By Profs
From Minnesota U.
Burton's Bookstore
Celebrates Fifty-third
Anniversary Thursday
Burton's Bookstore celebrated its
fifty-third anniversary Thursday
night with a party given by Miss
Lucile Burton, manager, at the store.
Guests of the evening were Mrs. M.
P. Stratford, Miss Kate McElhaney,
Miss Bess Leverette, Dawson, Ga.,
Mr. and Mrs. B. S. Burton, Mr. Billy
Garretson, Deer Park, Ala., and Mr.
Robert Smith.
Burton's Bookstore was founded
by the late W. R. Burton, at the request
of the College in 1878. It
has maintained throughout its life a
policy of service to its customers,
"Something New Everyday."
A delightful cream cake course
was served by the hostess followed
by toasts from the guests.
Impressed With Course In Architectural
Engineering
President Knapp Gives Parting
Words to Mid-Semester Grads
Parting words from Auburn's
president; Dr. Bradford Knapp, were
given the Auburn graduates who
took their degrees Thursday evening
at the mid-year commencement exercises
in Langdon Hall. This was the
second annual mid-year commencement
held at the Alabama Polytechnic
Institute.
The exercises opened with an invocation
by the Reverend Samuel B.
Hay, Presbyterian minister. Music
was furnished by the Auburn String
Quartet, directed by Dr. Duncan G.
Harkins. President Knapp then addressed
the graduates. The candidates
were presented by the various
deans to Dr. Knapp who awarded the
diplomas.
The following are those who received
degrees:
Bachelor of Science in Electrical
Engineering
Wm. H. Eagar, Montgomery.
George Killough Lewis, Auburn.
Bachelor of Science in Mechanical
Engineering
Hampton Lee Green.
Bachelor of Architecture
Fred M. Renneker, Birmingham.
Bachelor of Applied Art
Rosser Alston, Ft. Wayne, Ind.
(Continued on page 4)
A rigid, two-day inspection of the
school or architecture and allied arts
was completed Thursday afternoon by
Dean Franke Hutington Bosworth of
Cornell University and Prof. Roy
Childs Jones of the University of
Minnesota. As a special committee
of the Association of Collegiate
Schools of Architecture and Carnegie
Foundation, these two educators are
examining and reporting on the principal
architectural schools in the United
States and Canada.
From Auburn they went to Tulane
University and will continue on to
the Pacific Coast.
A luncheon was given for the visiting
architect's Wednesday by Mrs. E.
W. Burkhardt. Mrs. Frederic Child
Biggin entertained them with a stag
dinner Wednesday evening, and
Thursday noon they were guests of
the Rotary Club. Thursday afternoon
(Continued on page 4)
Auburn's hardwood artists have returned
to the Plains and are ready
for their game here Wednesday
night against a team that is now
rated as one of the leaders in the
Southern Conference—Georgia Tech.
The Auburn-Tech game will get
underway at 7:30 o'clock and is expected
to be one of the feature games
played in the conference during the
week. The Yellow Jackets took i^
on the chin regularly when the season
first opened, but a little shaking up
by Roy MundrofF has worked wonders
with them and they now stand
out with the top-notchers.
Tech has the leading scorer in the
conference in Pa Perkins and also
have a star guard in Capt. Ginny
Wages. These boys have been the
mainstays for the Jackets this year,
but they have been ably aided in
their recent spurt by Gooding, Jones,
Raines, the All-American prep school
center from Vienna, Ga.; Herorn and
McArthur. All these men are capable
basketeers who failed to get going in
early season but who are are functioning
on every cylinder on the last few
games.
Wednesday night's battle is a toss-up
at present. Tech will enter the
game in the best physical condition
because they have not played since
defeating Tennessee last week, 49 to
29, while Sam McAllister's team returned
from their trip Tuesday morning
and probably will be a little worn^,
out after hard games with the Bulldogs,
Gamecocks and Purple Tigers.
However, if the Tigers are not suffering
with injuries, they will be able
to put up a good fight.
Jack Stewart at center and Lind-ley
Hatfield and Charles Kaley at
guards are almost sure starters
against Georgia Tech Wednesday
night, but who will open at the wor-fard
berths has not been decided.
Capt. Ralph Jordan and Sam Mason
might get the call or McAllister
might choose his two goal shooters
from Tom "Little Papa" Lumpkin,
Frock Pate or George Jenkins. Picking
the best working combination for
the forward merths has created quite
a problem for the Plainsman mentor.
Beta Alpha Sigma Will Be
Given Membership In Delta
Sigma Pi
IS BUSINESS FRAT
Local Society Founded Four
Years Ago By Students And
Faculty Members
TO INSTALL IN MARCH
FROSH WILL PLAY
TECH RATS TODAY
Baby Tiger-Tornado Game Will
Be Played At Gymnasium
This Afternoon
The Baby Jackets from Georgia
Tech will be played here this afternoon
in a preliminary contest to the
varsity scrap between the two schools
this evening.
The Freshman team will face
Coach Rupert Ingram's strong Good-water
High School quintet in a return
engagement in Goodwater Friday.
In the eafly season games against
G. M. A., Foley High School, Beville
Athletic Club, Tallassee High and
Goodwater High, the local yearlings
have, not shown up so well. G. M.
A., Goodwater and Beville A. C.
annexed wins over the rodents, while
Tallassee and Foley were barely repulsed
by last minute spurts.
Coach McFaden intends to reduce
his squad and concentrate on a few
(Continued on page 4)
Egyptian Farmers
Hard Hit States
Letter To Prexy
American In Cairo Tells Of
Conditions Faced By Egyptians
Although American farmers think
that their conditions are extremely
difficult they are in much better condition
than Egyptian farmers, the
condition of whom was related by T.
K. Norris of the American Legation
at Cairo, Egypt, in a letter to Dr.
Bradford Knapp.
"This country," said Mr. Norris,
"is vary hard hit. It is a one-crop
country, as you know. All the eggs
are in one basket and this year that
basket is not worth much. I often
think of your safe farming program
and what it would mean to the farmers
at home to follow it, still I feel
sure it would be much harder to
'sell' over here.
(Continued on page 4)
Mrs. C. R. Hixon Dies
Tuesday Morning In
Montgomery Hospital
Mrs. Charles Hixon, wife of Prof.
Chas. R. Hixon, died in a Montgomery
hospital at 5 o'clock Wednesday
morning following an operation, and
funeral service was held from the
Hixon home in Auburn at 10:30 this
morning, interment in Auburn cemetery.
News of Mrs. Hixon's death came
as a severe shock to her many friends
in Auburn and Opelika. Mrs. Hixon
was taken to Montgomery for treatment
one week ago.
Surviving are husband, Prof. Chas.
Hixon, one son, Charles, Jr., age 7,
and one daughter, Emily, age 11; also
mother, Mrs. L. A. Terrell, one brother,
Avery Terrell, of Birmingham,
and one sister, Mrs. C. A. Basore, of
Auburn.
NEW PSYCHOLOGY
COURSE OFFERED
Professor Van Wagenen To
Teach Education Subject
Added To Courses
A course in applied psychology is
being offered for the second semester
of the present session. It is being
taught by Professor Noel Van Wagenen
of the School of Education. The
course, as outlined by Professor Van
Wagenen will begin with personal
psychology. This division of tjhe work
being completed, business, industrial,
medical, and legal psychology will follow
in the order named.
The aid is to present the most practical
information about the application
of psychology in business and professional
affairs, he said. This means
that townspeople and others who are
not regular students at Auburn may
be interested in taking the course
either for information or for credit,"
he added. It will be a 3-hour credit
course. The schedule for it has not
been arranged. This was delayed in
order to arrange for the convenience
of those who enroll.
It is suggested that those wishing
to enroll for this course call Professor
Van Wagenen, whose office phone is
333.
Fifteen Delegates And Visiting
Officers To Be In Attendance
At Installation
Petition of Beta Alpha Sigma,
local honorary fraternity for Business
Administration students, has
been accepted by Delta Sigma Pi, a
national professional and Business
Administration fraternity. The local
organization, which was founded four
years ago by members of the student
body in collaboration with faculty
members, derives its members from
juniors and seniors in the department
of Business Administration who have
obtained the best grades and have
the best all around standing. Its
members are truly the outstanding
men of this department. Election to
this honorary fraternit y has been
held in the fall and spring of each
.school year.
Delta Sigma Pi was founded at
New York University in 1907. Its
purpose is to "foster the study of
business in univeristies, to encourage
scholarship, and to promote closer
affiliation between the commercial
world and students of commerce." It
has 48 chapters whose membership
totals 6,250. A central office, which
maintains a full time staff, is located
in Chicago.
Approximately fifteen delegates
from the main office and neighboring
chapters will install the chapter here
on about the fifteenth of March. Following
the initiation there will be a
banquet to the members.
The active members of Beta Alpha
Sigma who will be initiated into Delta
Sigma Pi are: Sabel Shanks, president;
John Quinn, vice-president;
Hugh P. Henderson, secretary; Jack
Capell, treasurer; J. F. Jones, C. S.
Davis, M. D. McCain, Sam Fort,
Herbert Hogue, W. M. Keller, A. R.
Wilder, Thomas Coleman, Fred Hardy,
Jo Anderson, C. L. Gholston,
Victor White, and Professors J. H.
Goff and C. P. Austin.
Unemployment A id
Is Discussed Again
At Meeting of Lions
That $1,300 has been collected by
civic clubs of Lee County and turned
over to the county welfare agent for
distribution in areas suffering from
unemployment was announced by
Lt. C. P. Townsley, Auburn Lions
Club representative on the Lee County
welfare committee, at the regular
weekly meeting of the Auburn Lions
Club in the Thomas Hotel Tuesday
at noon. The welfare committee,
composed of representatives from
each of the service clubs in the coun-
(Continued on page 4)
EVANS LITERARY
SOCIETY ELECTS
1931 OFFICERS
N , H. Thomas Chosen President;
Mrs. Fannie Jones,
Vice-President
Contract for Construction of
Grammar School Is Awarded
• At the last meeting of the first
semester the members of the Evans
Literary Society elected N. H. Thomas
as their president for the second semester.
As the society elects new officers
at the end of each semester, Mr.
Thomas will succeed H. E. Timmer-man
who was elected at the end of
last school year and served during
the past semester.
The other officers elected were as
follows: Mrs. Fannie Jones, vice-president;
Frank Turner, secretary and
treasurer; Helen Garrett, chaplain; T.
P. Demonia, critic; Mac Freeman,
(Continued on page 4)
Contract for construction of a new
school building for Auburn was
formally let Friday by the Lee County
Board of Education to the Snall-ings
Lumber Company, of Phenix
City, at a cost of $101,998. Work
is to begin at once and the building
will be completed in July. Announcement
is made by W. Y. Fleming,
county superintendent of education.
The new building will be located
two blocks east of the South end of
Gay street, on a ten acre lot. It
will be thoroughly modern in every
appointment and one of the most
beautiful in the State.
The school has been taken over by
the County Board, on request of Auburn
school authorities and is to serve
a school district of unusual size.
It is understood the present High
School Building in Auburn is for
sale, also the present grammar school,
as both, institutions are to be combined
in the new structure, which is
to be especially equipped for such
service. In addition there is to be a
Vocational Training building, smaller
than the main structure, and this is
included in contract.
Construction of the new building
is calculated to provide considerable
employment to the relief of this immediate
section.
Radio Club To Elect
Officers On Thursday
Complete reorganization of the Auburn
Radio Club will be effected at a
meeting Thursday night 6:45 p. m.
Election of new officers will be made,
and plans made for thoroughly rebuilding
the club's transmitter
W4AQ. Several bits of experimental
apparatus are to be built and operated
this semester, an 80-meter
phone transmitter being already in
process of construction. It is important
that all club members be
present at this meeting.
PAGE TWO
THE PLAINSMAN WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1931
Sty? |Ham0tttatt
Published semi-weekly by the students of
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn,
Alabama.
Subscription rates $3.50 per year (60
issues). Entered as second class matter
at the Post Office, Auburn, Ala.
Business and editorial offices at Auburn
Printing Co. on Magnolia Street.
Offices hours: 11-12 A. M. Daily.
STAFF
Gabie Drey _ Editor-in-Chief
Charles S. Davis Business Manager
EDITORIAL STAFF
Thomas P. Brown Associate Editor
Robert L. Hume Associate Editor
Victor White Managing Editor
Claude Currey News Editor
R. K. Sparrow News Editor
J. W. Letson News Editor
Alan Troup Composing Editor
A. C. Cohen Composing Editor
Adrian Taylor Sports Editor
Murff Hawkins Exchange Editor
K. M. McMillan -.-Literary Editor
REPORTERS
H. W. Moss, '33; C. E. Mathews, '32; V.
H. Kjellman, '33; Otis Spears, '34; S. A.
Lacy, '33; A. D. Mayo, '33; Horace Shep-ard,
'34; Frank Keller, '34; William Beck,
'34; N. D. Thomas, '33; C. F. Simmons, '32;
A. B. Hanson, '33. . ^_
BUSINESS STAFF
Virgil Nunn Asst. Business Mgr.
Ben Mabson - Advertising Manager
Roy Wilder _ Circulation Manager
James Backes Asso. Advertising Mgr.
CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
Charles Adams, '34 W. E. Pope, '34
L. E. Sellers, '34
DELTA SIGMA PI
A new national honor fraternity, Delta
Sigma Pi, is to be installed on the campus,
replacing Beta Alpha Sigma, local honor
fraternity of the school of Business Administration.
The granting of the petition
came as a reward for the efforts of the local
group, and the rapid progress of the Department,
which is yet comparatively young.
This national honorary and professional
fraternity will take its place along with
the organization of the Schools of engineering,
carrying equal prestige.
The Plainsman wishes to welcome this
fraternity to the campus, and to congratulate
the School of Business Administration
and those leaders of Beta Alpha Sigma who
are directly responsible for the installation.
THE DANCES
In our estimation, the recent Junior Prom
may well be acclaimed the most successful
set of dances ever given, and the Social
Committee is in line for congratulations
from the entire student body for its work.
The music furnished by Jimmy Green
and his orchestra was above the vaguest
whisper of reproach and was said by many
to have been the best orchestra ever heard
on the campus. The decorations were in
harmony with the music and the spirit of
the dancers was reflected in the modernistic
designs. The conduct of students and visitors
during the week-end was of the best
and nothing which might be termed detrimental
to the institution happened. Even
the weather seemed anxious to lend itself
to the gayety of the occasion.
However, there was one factor which
we believe might well be taken into serious
consideration by the Social Committee when
it makes its plans for future dances. We
refer to the long wait in the line that was
necessary before a ticket could be obtained,
and the subsequent waiting at each dance
to get the stub necessary to gain admittance
to the floor. According to an announcement
made in the last issue of this paper prior
to the dance, it would have been possible
to buy a ticket at one of the stores in town
a day or so in advance of the dances. .However,
this was not done, and, consequently,
it was necessary to wait in line quite a
while Thursday night to get tickets. Since
these tickets were held by the Social Committee
instead of being given to the buyer,
a repetition of the line of the first night
was necessary during the dances Friday
and Saturday.
While we do not question the advisability
of any reasonable actions of the Committee,
we fail to see the necessity of the long
lines before each dance, and we believe that
it woud be to the advantage of everyone if
the Social Committee would take steps to
remedy the situation at the next set of
dances.
live than it has to do with the intellectual
life.
Twenty years from now "students will be
personally responsible for their education,
which will begin with their interests and
come to a preliminary conclusion when they
have reached such a degree of intellectual
understanding as will make it possible for
them to go the rest of the way alone." This
means that the keynote of higher education
will be borrowed from adult education,
which stresses the interests of students as a
point of beginning rather than hard-and-fast
assumptions for formulists super-imposing
on learners what ought to be good
for them.
Dr. Hart is one of this country's leaders
in the field of adult education. His study
of what has been done on this score in
Denmark has thrown a revealing light on
possibilities in the United States. Furthermore,
as an educator who has been greatly
concerned with the social implications of
his work, he is interested in bringing education
and life together, in removing the
arbitrary barriers which have kept them
apart, in humanizing the machinery of scholarship
for the benefit of those who refuse
to vegetate mentally and spiritually, who
wish to build more and more stately mansions
of knowledge and creativeness for
their souls.
It is because he realizes that all of us
are not thus avid for wider horizons that
Dr. Hart goes on to speak of the highly
necessary differentiation which must prevail
in our educational scheme. "There
will be different kinds of education for different
people, according to what they
want," he declares. "The liberal arts college
will have a smaller student body and
will admit only those who have native endowment
and are prepared to give time and
energy to the effort to become, in an intellectual
sense, citizens of the whole human
story."
Here is another voice sounding the doctrine
which Everett Dean Martin laid down
in his recent lecture in Birmingham, which
was not an appeal for "classic fundamentalism,"
as some listeners have concluded,
but for the realization, first, that it is folly
to insist that all persons should be given
the same training, and secondly, that it is
folly to regard our life, so far as its finest
values are concerned, as essentially distinct
from earlier and noble chapters in the human
story. Incidentally, the experimental
college at Wisconsin, under Alexander Meik-lejohn's
direction, by giving freshmen a
consciousness of the similarities of the
Greek experience and the American experience,
is clearly a step toward the .goal envisaged
by Dr. Hart.
COLLEGE OF THE FUTURE
Twenty years from now, says Dr. Joseph
K. Hart, of Vanderbilt University, the college
curriculum will consist of "the interested
activities of students as they try
to understand the world in which they live."
This program will supplant the current
system, which, it must be noted, contains
altogether too much of "the interested activities
of students," but of a frivolous variety
which has no more to do with an attempt
to understand the world in which they
Prexy's Paragraphs
By Bradford Knapp
My Opinion
By Vasili Leoniduitch
They have gone, Jimmie Green and the
girls, leaving behind fond memories and
the echoes of music that shall live as classic
in the annals of Auburn dances. There
was laughter, happiness, the swish of evening
gowns, surrounded by the impressive
dignity of tuexdos. All were blended together
in harmony.
* * * * *
Now that the Wickersham committee submits
a favorable report of the Volstead Act
I suppose drinking will become nil. However,
there are a lot of people who could
have supplied President Hoover with the
same information much cheaper.
* * * *' *
The great question down at Montgomery
seems to be how much we are in debt, rather
than how we can meet the deficit.
* * * * *
Suggested items of additional information
on registration cards: What brand of
tooth paste do you use? Do you eat crackers
in bed? Do you like pretzels with
beer? Has your best friend ever told you?
How much sugar do you use in your coffee?
Also have cards approved by chief of police.
* * * * *
Spring training gets underway. Auburn's
basketball team continues to sweep
the Conference. Kiley returns next week.
May our Eagle soar again to herald the
arrival of a new tiger.
When a trout rising to a fly gets hooked
on' a line finds itself unable to swim about
freely, it begins a fight which results in
struggles and splashes and sometimes an
escape. Often, of course, the situation is
too tough for him.
In the same way the human being struggles
with his environment and with the
hooks that catch him. Sometimes he masters
his difficulties; sometimes they are
too much for him. His struggles are all
that the world sees and it usually misunderstands
them. It is hard for a free fish
to understand what is happening to a hooked
one.—Dr. Karl Menninger.
It is one of the humiliating features of
human nature that we resent a few little
things which happen to irritate us more
than we appreciate a great deal for which
we ought to be grateful.—Ernest Dimnet.
T h e mid - winter
dances went Off in
fine shape. I want to
thank the student
body for cordial cooperation
with the
President, faculty social
committee, and
the student social committee.
I am quite
sure that special thanks ought to be given
to the chairman and members of the student
social committee for their ^excellent work
and great devotion of time and attention
to the details of this social occasion.
* * * * *
The examinations are behind us. The
records are there. They have been made
by the students. In a very important sense
they are your records. Speaking of the
entire semester behind us the record seems
to me to be good. I believe that students
have been as carefully mindful of their obligations
as during any other semester. The
very atmosphere of the present national
and international crisis I am sure has made
us all a little more soberly devoted to earnest
things and to real values than we were
when times were more prosperous.
The new semester is ahead of us. If
there is any fault on the part of students
generally and particularly young students
it is procrastination. Students will delay
getting to work on the new subjects. They
will fool away their time for a week or so
not realiing that they are piling up burdens
which often become an impossible obstacle
to making good grades. Start now
and clean up every day's work as you go.
Let no delays hamper your work for this
semester.
* * * * *
A single life is after all a very short
span of time. It passes rapidly. The further
we go the quicker the time flies. The
sad part about it is we only have one life
to live. The sadness and grief when the
Angel of Death visits the house of our
friends, relatives, or neighbors is a constant
reminder of this great uncertainty
we call life. I have but little patience with
those who think there can be no joy in life
and much less for those who are unwilling
to face the sterner, sadder side of it. The
old saying about making the most of one's
self is hackneyed but terribly true. There
is no way to go back and do part of it
over again. There is only the opportunity
to live that which lies ahead so that we
may not be filled with regret when that becomes
a part of the past also. It has always
seeme'd to me that there is a possibility
of getting a lot out of one's life through
the joy of friendship, the love of those
who are nearest and dearest to you and at
least some consciousness that you have been
reasonably unselfish in your relations to
all men. Every day we have our conflicts
and contrasts, joy in one thing and sadness
in another, opportunity here and neglect
there. If there is any good purpose
in a time of so-called depression it is the
fine influence it exerts upon us n maiking
us face some of the sterner realities which
are ahead.
You are facing a semester. That semester
is an opportunity. You will never face
the same opportunity again. What are
you going to do with it? I am torn with
conflicting emotions, an infinite sympathy
for those in bereavement, a feeling of sadness
over the failures of those who have
had to drop out of school, and yet a feeling
of hope and a prayer that the lessons of
the past may be taken seriously and earnestly.
It is not unheard of, either, that religion,
the mainspring of man's rising above himself,
is used by children's elders as a method
for crushing them into conformity.
Should they glimpse the fact that Christ
and the saints did not conform, they will
pretty soon be made to realie that Christ
and the saints are in a world apart, and
good little children ought to be satisfied
with doing what they are told to do.—
Ernest Dimnet.
Mother Goose establishes for babies, who
come so naked into the world, association
with environment and with the past, and
she has an amplitude of vocabulary that
all the young writers of our time might
envy.—Henderson Daingfield Norman.
It comes down to whether this generation
can stand up the way their mothers and
fathers did or whether they are going to
take the hard times buffeting lying down.
—Dwight W. Morrow.
The American shies off leisure as if it
were a green horse. He seems to be eaten
by fear of not justifying his existence before
a Caucasian god in a Pilgrim's hat.—
Countess Paul Palffy.
Today, as never before, the ways are
open to every man to think and believe as
he will.—Bishop William Lawrence.
* . AUBURN FOOTPRINTS
Dick Payne walked a mile for a Camel recently—then the man never threw
it down.
* * * * * * * * *
Fortunately the Wickersham report was made prior to the dances. Auburn
men knew it was still wrong to drink.
* * * * * * * * *
Auburn is to have a new building, constructed from the late registration fees.
It is to be called Neglance Hall.
* * * * * * * * *
*. "She looks inhuman in her hat,
But who'd convince a girl of that?
Her forehead, rising white and tall,
Is barren as a billiard ball.
Her cheeks stick out unbeautified
By any hair. Must she abide by ugliness,
Because some dame adorned by a Parisian name
Declares that faces must appear
Quite naked and completely drear."
• * * * * * * * **
Then there was the girl without any principle who drew plenty of interest.
* * * * * * * * *
Many people will go home and brew over the Wickersham report.
* * * * * * * * * „
All students passing public speaking are to be given their degrees at once.
* * * * * * * * *
If Alabama must have a new motto, why not "Here we rest with a nineteen
million deficit."
* * * * * * * * *
Students are still trying to decide which is the more unpleasant part of college
life, getting up laundry or registering.
* * * * * * * * *
With grim determination he shot out his right following quickly with a short
left. Then he swung a hard blow that sunk home, and the opponent wilted to submission.
At last he had put the tuxedo shirt on.
* * * * * * * * *
Who was the boy that admitted that his girl had beautiful lips, but was willing
to put his up against hers any time?
¥ 3 r - ' F s r ' * p : r * * p ' r * i '
Goof reports that there is one thing that he likes about all girls. His arm.
* * * * * * * * *
Turtle racing is the latest fad for co-eds at the University of California. Why
not have a dressing contest?
* * * * * * * * *
COLLEGIANS WE'VE NEVER MET
"The freshman who bought chapel seats.
Any student who has worked his way through any school selling magazines.
The boys who lock arms and walk down the street singing their fraternity
songs.
The four letter man who is president of the senior class, edits the college publication,
and is voted the "Handsomest Man".
The man who would die for dear old Rutgers."
—Selected.
* * * * * * * * *
Street cars in New York are expected to give way to busses. So are automobiles
and pedestrians.
* * * * * * * * *
Students at Hood College are allowed only one bath a week due to a water
shortage—too bad Auburn men don't have an excuse.
* * * * * * * * * *
Another suggestion to those drivers who lose control of their car is to hit
something cheap.
* WITH OTHER COLLEGES *>
GEE! TOO BAD
Just imagine twenty beauties being burned
all in one little fire. Not in the flesh of
course, but only in the absolved wood. Good
old absolved wood. Not Ben Bernie speaking.
You see it all came about like this:
The Phi Delta Theta house at Emory recently
burned to the ground, and there were
completely demolished twenty pictures, portraits,
photos, snapshots, tintypes, and even
a few daguerreotypes of beauties that had
been turned in for the 1931 edition of their
annual booklet. We do not wish to underestimate
the loss of the house, and are very
sorry that it occurred. But, if one looks
at the beauties' side of the affair, he finds
a great loss there. Just look at the paper,
once fine enough; look at the lipstick and
other means of remodeling the hen's face,
(that remark means trouble) and don't forget
the coy smiles and painful expressions
and postures that must again be secured
for another likeness of the dream girl, if
then.
* * * * *
WONDERING IF WE'LL EVER
WASH UP
Here's, a bit of news from Hood College
where owing to a recent drought, (this
time of the year, if you please) the students
have been limited to one bath per
week on the program of restricted water
consumption laid down by the college town.
We wonder if even this affects many of the
students.
* * * * *
According to one of the deans of the
University of Nebraska; love, dumbness
and faculty intelligence are the reasons for
freshmen flunking out of college. He does
not tell just to what extent of intelligence
on the part of the faculty he means, or
even whether he means lack of intelligence
or not. Being a member of the faculty
he wouldn't dare admit any such lack on
his part or his fellow cohorts. As for love
(my what a trite expression and once beautiful
thought for our ancient poets) and
dumbness on the part of the freshmen, we
say nothing.
• * * * **
ANOTHER DEAN SPEAKS
Dean Christian Gauss, of Princeton University,
declares that one-third of the undergraduates
in American colleges and
universities today have no business ever
going beyond high school. So two-thirds
realize, while the other third doubts. Ye
old boys say, "You are only in college once
my boys". Ye young boys answer, "Yes,
thank Heaven."
* * * * *
COST OF FOUR YEARS IN COLLEGE
According to a recent report, printed in
the Technique, it costs only $9,200 a student
for four years of collegiate study.
This report was rendered by the Connecticut
Agricultural College and includes college
fees, loss each student suffers from
loss of earnings, and contributions by state
and federal governments. According to the
estimates the greatest expense if the loss
of earnings, which is a conservative average
of $100.00 a month. Each time a student
cuts class, he is cheating himself out
of about $3.10 worth of education. Gee,
some students sure get gipped even in the
class room for some of the hours spent.
This is touching: "The cost of a student
failing in a course, yielding three credits
a semester, is $186.00." What a loss, and
it shouldn't exceed $9,200.
* * * * *
SHOCKING
A plan for the removing the State Schools
of Mississippi from the claws of politics has
been set forth by a number of prominent
educators of the state and is to be presented
to the Legislature in the form of a bill
at its next session. The new plan provides
for the abolition of the several Boards of
Trustees that are now extant and the establishment
of one Board which shall have
ten members, one appointed every two years
by the governor for a period of ten years.
Vacancies on the board would be filled by
the Supreme Court. Who's the guy that
doesn't believe in environment?
* * * * *
EDITOR'S NOTE: There were some
charming (permit me to say most charming)
examination schedules in the various
college papers their last issue, but we have
not the room to print them. Isn't that too
bad Most of the other colleges have examinations,
similar to our own, two semesters,
dances, co-eds and other attractions
of said nature (human nature), besides being
allowed to pay fascinating fees and
dues. Such freedom, my, my. By the way,
Miss. A. & M. has gone co-ed (krazy). Not
krazy about the co-eds, as yet, but merely
permitting the co-eds to attend their here-intobefore
school for males only.
Solitary Speculations
By Haakon Provost
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial
ooinions oi this paper. It is a column of personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
"There ivas a somid of revelry by night . ."
* * * * *
GONE ARE the dances. And postponed
is the war against the profs.
After the smoke has blown from
the field one sees the survivors, some satisfied,
others disgruntled. Many are missing.
The acid test of examinations accomplished
a separation of the sheep from the
goats. The professors have adopted a self-satisfied
air, and one misses the malignant
gleam that so evilly glimmered in their
revengeful eyes before the exams.
* * * * *
Why is it that so many people revere patriotism
as an uplifting doctrine? Is not
potential rivalry between nations a prime
cause of conflicts? Each principality teaches
its people to respect it as the most glorious
country on earth. It was the undying love
of the German people for the Fatherland
that promulgated and prolonged the World
War. This love had been instilled into the
Germans through the teachings of Fried-rich
Nietszche and Heinrich von Treitsche.
Without patriotism the War could scarcely
have been carried on. Each combatant on
both sides had been led to believe that his
country was dearer than life itself, and he
willingly gave up his all for that country
which he adored, that country run by
wealth-seeking capitalists and crooked politicians
who had bull-dozed the patriotic
soldier into death that the shekels might
flow faster. And this was not true of
Germany alone. International peace will
never exist in harmony with patriotism and
nationalism.
* * * * *
Yes, the columnist saw "Hell's Angels".
But the above was one of his pet ideas that
has long been crying for expression.
* * ¥ Jp T
The Wickersham Commission spouts its
expected nothingness in many words. Another
artistic straddling of the fence by
a Republican political machine. The old
railing is sagging under the weight of
President Hoover, and if many more of his
commissions mount with him something is
sure to bread.
Book Review
"CAKES AND ALE: or THE SKELETON
IN THE CUPBOARD"
By W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM
Doubleday, Doran—1930.
"Cakes and Ale: or The Skeleton in the
Cupboard" is the latest novel of W. Somerset
Maugham who is probably best known
for his novel, "Of Human Bondage." The
latter book was written in the days of the
war and remained practically untouched by
the reading public until it was acclaimed
by critics some years later as a masterpiece.
From then on, the author's popularity was
assured, and I am certain that "Cakes and
Ale" will augment considerably the success
of this brilliant artist.
His new book is the supposed biography
of an English author, Edward Driffield.
The principal interest in the story centers
around his first wife, Rosie, who before her
marriage, was a barmaid in a country tavern.
She is an unusually attractive woman,
and her simple and understanding personality
wins her numerous admirers for whom
she showed affection in her own peculiar
manner. Her ethics might at first seem
very doubtful to most of us, conventional
souls that we are, but I venture to say
that the reader, as he reads further and
knows her better, will dismiss an impression
that Rosie is coarsely licentious. She is endowed
with a potential uplifting power
which sustains and elevates her lovers.
Driffield's success in his work depends
largely on Rosie's influence; she inspires
him with her invigorating spirit. Later on,
when his is approaching the peak of his
career, Rosie leaves him and goes to America
with her favorite lover. From that day
on, Driffield's literary talents become sterile.
He marries again, but he seems to
accept his wife as a matter of course. The
second Mrs. Driffield concentrates all her
efforts to bring her husband into the public
eye, and she does succeed through the medium
of receptions, soirees, and what-nots.
All this, Driffield endures with a submissive
patience until his death. Rosie, when last
heard of, is nearing the age of seventy,
still attractive, and still entertaining lovers.
Maugham's style is unusually restful. I
felt as though he were" sitting in a chair
beside me smoking a pipe and telling me
the story. His characterizations are interestingly
detailed and, hence, vivid and lifelike.
"Cakes and Ale" rates far above the
average book of it's type; my interest never
waned at is invariably does when I read
the usual biographies. It is fiction, but it
reads as if it were dealing with real people
and incidents. This is one book I shall
re-read.
Herbert F. Croen, Jr.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1931 THE PLAINSMAN PAGE THREE
ASK LEGISLATORS TO SURVEY
TEXAS A. & M. HAZING PROBLEM
College Station, Texas—(IP)—In
order that the exact conditions in
respect to hazing at A. & M. College
of Texas may be clear in t h e public
mind, the senior cl#ss of the. college
has invited a committee of Texas
legislators" to make a thorough personal
survey of the situation.
Motion to t h a t effect was adopted
recently at a class meeting, following
close on t h e heels of the publication
in the undergraduate newspaper—
The Battalion—of extracts
from letters received by President
T. O. Walton from various quarters
in which the writers censured, and in
some instances severely denounced,
certain alleged practices which, they
set forth, they had been advised existed
as forms of hazing a t t h e school.
The seniors expressed the belief
that the legislative investigation
would serve to stop such rumors, inasmuch
as it is contended by t h e students
that no serious forms of hazing
exist on the campus.
The action of the senior class was
first suggested in an editorial in t he
Battalion, of which Robert L. Herbe
r t is editor.
President Walton expressed entire
approval of the action of the senior
class, declaring that he also believed
a survey by the legislative committee
would do much to clear up unfounded
rumors.
"The seniors in voting for t h e investigation,
showed their attitude toward
hazing," he said.
LOST!
A girl's dinner ring containing
three diamonds. Was lost sometime
during the dances. Finder please r e t
u r n to Red's Place and receive liberal
reward.
Woman Flier Wants
Aviation Courses
In Girls' Schools
New Y o r k — ( I P )— Women's Colleges
in-the United States should include
courses in t h e theory of flight,
Ruth Nichols, woman flier who r e cently
bettered Col. Lindbergh's time
across the continent, told members
of the Wellesley College alumnae association,
here recently. Miss Nichols
is a graduate of Wellesley.
She declared that she believed in
women flying because "by showing
the fragile sex can do it, i t proves it
must be easy." After a generation,
or two, she intimated, flying may lead
to obtaining contact with other cosmic
bodies. Another use for flying,
she said, is to aid in t h e development
of a philosophy of life.
Color Line Is Not
Predominant In U. S.
Westfield, N. J . — ( I P ) — The so-called
"color-line" is no more .predominant
in America than it is in
Great Britain or even in Africa,
Langston Highes, internationally
known 29-year-old Negro poet and
novelist, said here recently.
"There are many places in Africa
where a Negro cannot go," he said,
"and that's supposed to be a Black
man's country."
In spite of his youth, Hughes, who
worked his own way through college
after graduating from high school in
Cleveland, has traveled extensively,
visiting four continents and many of
the West Indies, all on "bumming"
trips. His l a t e s t work, "Not Without
Laughter," has been translated into
several languages.
i Always Ready to Serve You
BANK OF AUBURN
B a n k o f P e r s o n a l S e r v i ce
A l w a y s R e a d y t o G i v e Y o u t h e B e s t o f S e r v i c e }
TOOMER'S HARDWARE
CLINE T A M P L I N , M a n a g e r J
COLLIERS SHOE SHOP
FIRST CLASS SHOE
REPAIRING
We Cater to Student Trade
We carry a complete line of Hardware
Electrical Supplies — Kitchen Utensils
We Appreciate Your Business
Our Prices are Reasonable
WRIGHT HARDWARE CO.
—~»
Boys!
Can You Shoot?
Test Your Skill
at
Tiger Rifle Range
D O N ' T DELAY
Buy Your books now and get them
Second-hand at reduced prices.
Shop Early For Valentines!
Burton's Bookstore
LOOSELEAF NOTEBOOKS SAVE TIME and TROUBLE
Student Congress Flays
Subsidization Athletics
(NFSA) Winding up three days
of heated discussions and parliament
a r y fights student leaders at the
Sixth Annual Congress of the National
Student Federation at Atlanta,
Ga., December 29 to J a n u a r y 3rd,
passed three resolutions on t h e evils
of college athletics which summarize
general student opinion on t h e problem.
The resolutions were as follows:
1. That the Sixth Annual Congress
of the National Student Federation
of America deplore the subsidizing
of college athletes.
2. That the Sixth Annual Congress
of the National Student Federation
of America go on record as favoring
t h e award of scholarships on the
same basis regardless of participation
in extra-curricular activities.
3. That the Sixth Annual Congress
of the National Student Fereration
of America empower its officers to
make a thorough investigation of t he
possibility of staging a nation-wide
conference of college presidents, athletic
directors and student leaders on
COMMERCIALISM AND PROFESSIONALISM
IN COLLEGE ATHLETICS.
New Type Engagement
Adopted At Ohio State
Columbus, O. — ( I P ) — According
to a story published here in the Columbus
Dispatch, Ohio State University
students have adopted as the
latest rage that of "companionate engagements".
The plan, according to t h e story, is
for the boys and girls to become engaged,
the boy pinning his f r a t pin
on the co-ed. Then each is free to
have dates with everyone else,- just
so he or she is available to t h e other
for the important events on t h e campus,
and f o r such other little events as
one or the other may desire from
time to time.
All of which, t h e students said when
they read the story, sounds like a
new name for a very old custom.
Einstein Charges Three
Dollars For Autograph
Pasadena, C a l i f . — ( I P )— Were he
to grant all the requests for autographs
which he receives daily, Prof.
Alnert Einstein, great philosophical
scientists, would find no time even
to read the morning paper, let alone
accomplish whatever it is he came
here to accomplish.
But Mrs. Einstein revealed recently
that folks are anxious enough to
have his autograph to be willing to
pay, say $3 a piece for them, he will
be glad to sign.
But don't get t h e idea that this is
a sudden commercial inspiration on
the part of the famous German. The
money all will go to t h e poor in Berlin,
Mrs. Einstein explained, a hobby
of the scientists.
Japan To Adopt Roman
Alphabet Is Prediction
Tokio, Japan — ( I P ) — Adoption
of the Roman alphabet for t h e Japanese
language is being predicted here
by educational leaders, although it is
recognized that" the present Chinese
characters will be retained for literary
and historical purposes.
As a move in this direction, it is
pointed out, every high school in J a pan
now teaches English, even in t he
rural districts, and school attendance
is compulsory for children until th'ey
a t t a in the age of 14 years. Thus
within a generation, practically the
entire population will have learned
the Roman alphabet, and i ts application
to the native language will be
only a matter of course.
PRINCETON HEAD
TO RETIRE IN 1932
Princeton, N. J . — ( I P ) — Persistant
rumors to the effect that Dr.
John Grier Hibben, president of
Princeton University, was planning
to r e t i r e , were verified by Dr. Hibben
in a statement recently issued.
Dr. Hibben, who succeeded Wood-row
Wilson as the university's executive
head, declared that while he
had not planned to make the announcement
until a later date, the persistence
of the reports that he was
to resign made it necessary for h im
to reveal that he has planned all
along to r e t i r e in 1932. He has been
president since 1912.
Read The Plainsman ad».
Pre-School Child
Be Discussed In
Radio Broadcast
The importance of training children
properly before they enter school
will be discussed over WAPI from
Auburn by Miss Lulu A. Palmer, director
of the n u r s e r y school, Friday
noon, January 30. Her talk, "Some
Aspects of the Pre-School Child", is
one of the many informative discussions
on the noon-time broadcasts
from the Alabama Polytechnic Instit
u t e during the week, J a n u a r y 26-31,
12:00 to 12:30 p. m.
The complete program for t h e rest
of the week follows:
Thursday—Dairy feature by Earnest
and Frank—the boys with the
dairy temperament; Pharmacy featu
r e ; Housekeeper's chat, Mrs. Mary
Drake Askew; Vocal duets by Dr.
and Mrs. Harold Hoffsommer. •
5:00 to 5:30—Auburn department
of music.
Friday—Some Aspects of the Pre-
School Child, Miss Lulu A. Palmer;
Chemistry feature; Farm Science
Snapshots.
Saturday— Housekeeper's chat,
Mrs. Mary Drake Askew; with the
Alabama Farmers, P. O. Davis; The
Agricultural Situation, by department
of agricultural economics.
Students Strike When
Three Are Expelled
Buenos Aires — ( I P ) — As a protest
against the expulsion of three
students and the arrest of thirty
others following almost" daily riots,
the university students here have prolonged
their strike until Feb. 20.
Followers of former President I r i -
goyen are charged with making political
use of the students, inducing
them to commit acts of violence. Riots
occur every time any faculty
member attempts to conduct examinations.
It is considered significant
that of the 30 agitators protesting
against the examination in the medical
school recently, only one was a
medical student.
The chief of police has notified
relatives of the a r r e s t of the 30 students,
but has not told what punishment
is to be meted out to them.
Warsaw — ( I P ) — Polish law now
provides that private schools where
the language is other than Polish
may be opened provided Polish also
is taught in the school. State elementary
schools in sections with other
nationalities may teach the language
of t h a t nationality.
Prof. Gets Tunney
Military Position
New Haven, Conn. — ( I P ) — Professor
William Lyon Phelps, of Yale
University, a close personal .friend
of the former heavyweight fight
champion, had something to do with
the appointment of "Gene" Tunney
to the military staff of Governor
•Cross, it was revealed when Prof.
Phelps wrote to a local newspaper as
follows:
" I see t h a t in your paper it was
stated that I did not suggest Mr.
Tunney to Mr. Cross as an appointment
to his staff. This is t r u e , but
when Mr. Cross asked me about it,
I not only said that it would be a
sensational appointment, but I also
said that it would be a splendid appointment."
Gov. Cross is former dean of t he
Yale graduate school. At his recent
inauguration, his chief of staff, Mr.
Tunney, received as much of the
crowd's applause as did the popular
new governor.
Apartment Houses Not
New In This Country
Cleveland, O. — ( I P ) — The first
t e r r a c e apartment houses were built
in America almost 500 years before
Columbus arrived, Dr. F r a n k H. H.
Roberts, of the Smithsonian Institution,
said here recently.
Indians have lived continuously in
what is now southwestern United
States since 1,500 B. C . he said.
Until about the time of Christ they
lived a roving life hunting game and
subsisting on wild fruits and berries.
After that, he said, they learned
how to raise corn, and thus assured
of a food supply, began to settle
down.
DR. BL0M SAYS MAYAN WOMEN
COULD TEACH MODERNS MUCH
New York ( I P )— The New York
Times says that modern women with
their ideas of the equality of the
sexes could learn much from a study
of the women of t h e Mayan civilization,
which flourished in Yucatan in
prehistoric times, according to r e cent
reports from Dr. Franz Blom,
German archeologist, who is a t t he
head of an expedition excavating in
the ruins of the ancient city of Ux-mal.
"There was no equality of the
sexes in the ancient civilization," the
Times continues. "But i t was n o t
man who ruled—it was woman. Wo-
Oak Hill, historic home of President
James Monroe in Loudoun County,
Virginia, is to be sold at public
auction.
W E M A KE
T / T \ n NEWSPAPER
I .X MAGAZINE
' x w CATALOG
i c e E n g r a v i n g C o .
ontgomery, Alabar
r» ft M A t
CUTS?
L
Boys! If you Eat
MEAT
Buy it from your
Friends
MOORE'S MARKET
—Phone 37—
Connecticut Being Sued
For Million By Indians
Norwich, Conn. — ( I P ) — The last
of the Mohegans are on t h e warpath.
They have fared forth to fight
what they term encroachment of t he
white man on their hallowed precincts
and they have armed themselves
with the legal weapons of their
pale-face brethren, instead of the
more destructive instruments of their
forefathers.
The Monegans, or their descendants,
have brought suit in Superior
court against the S t a t e of Connecticut,
its a t t o r n e y general, the city and
town of Norwich and others, demanding
$1,000,000 for t h e alleged desecration
of a small Indian burial
ground near here, in which the body
of the great Sachem, Chief Uncas,
supposedly is buried.
man held complete dominion over
man, and did in general as she pleased
without hindrance.
"One striking characteristic of t he
Mayan woman, according to the a r -
cheologist's findings, was that she
was a heavy drinker—but no man
was allowed to drink until he had
passed the age of 60. ,The favorite
drink was a concoction of honey,
water and a certain wild herb mixt
u r e which had a high alcoholic content.
The women drank this regularly,
but t h e man who was caught
with even the odor of liquor on his
breath was subject to immediate corporal
punishment. Some men did
drink in secret, Dr. Blom says, but
had to resort to a strong but inoffensive
herb to destroy the odor on
their breath.
"Woman at t h a t time was the suitor.
Woman alone had the right of
divorce whenever it pleased her to
be free of a man. There was no
polygamy, but women had t h e right
of free love, which was denied to
men."
Dillon Drug
Store
SERVICE-SATISFACTION
Fone Four Five
COAL
J e l l i c o m a k e s it
h o t f o r y o u .
CAUTHEN
P h o n e 11 o r l e a v e your
o r d e r at C a u t h e n s a nd
S p a r r o w ' s S e r v i c e S t a.
r—•
W h e n y o u a r e i n M o n t g o m e r y S t o p a n d E a t a t t h e
PARAMOUNT CAFE
1 2 0 M o n t g o m e r y St. Montgomery, A l a .
- t
L
EVEN
BURNING
DAY IN AND OUT
Even, comforting, economical
heat, that is what we promise
from our coal. Not j u s t ordinary
coal satisfaction, for this
is not ordinary coal. Let us fill
your bins with certainty that
you will have greater heating
comfort all this season, with a
minimum of ash and also make
a saving on your coal bill.
AUBURN ICE & COAL
COMPANY
Phone 118 — Prompt Delivery
7
Is one of these cigarettes
longer than the other—or
do your eyes deceive you?
YOUR EYES MAY FOOL YOU
BUT
YOUR TASTE tells the Truth!
M I L D E R
B E T T E R
© 1931, LIGGETT ft MYERS TOBACCO Co.
PAGE FOUR
-** THE PLAINSMAN WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1931
FUTURE CIVILIZATION DISCUSSED
BY UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO PROF.
Chicago, 111. — ( I P )— A future in
which man will live in urbanized communities
surrounded by forests,
speaking one common language and
many specialized languages; where
poverty is abolished, and "plumbers
will discuss Aristotle," and where
morals have lost their force' and the
home its supremacy, is pictured by
Dr. Wm. F. Ogburn, ^professor of
sociology at the University of Chicago.
"The future society of man," says
Dr. Ogburn, "will be one where the
number of inventions per year will be
larger and larger and where the accumulation
of civilization and material
culture will be greater and greater.
A person could once get pretty
well acquainted with his culture at
16 or 17 years of age, but in the future
it will require 40 or 45 years.
"Most persons will not try to
learn it all, but will become specialists
and will speak, in addition to
their specialist's language, a common
language popularized by the great
agencies of communication, the talk-ies,
the radio, newspapers and literature.
"There is no period of quiet and
peace ahead, but rather one of continual
change. This condition of
change will change our code of morals,
for the past cannot offer guidance
for an ever-changing society.
Right and wrong will give way before
social expediency. Also the majesty
of the law will lose its prestige, for
laws are difficult to build up in a
changing society."
UNEMPLOYMENT AID
IS DISCUSSED AGAIN
AT MEETING OF LIONS
(Continued from page 1)
ty, was formed, at the suggestion of
the governor, "to investigate and report
on unemployment conditions."
Starling facts were revealed about
unemployment in sections of the
county where conditions are most severe.
It was reported that Phenix
City is perhaps in worse condition as
a result of unemployment than any
other locality investigated. Ninety
per cent of the population of 14,000
of the town were formerly employed
in Columbus, Georgia mills, the
greater portion of which are now
idle. Extensive relief work is now
being conducted in the Phenix City
area, and conditions are being greatly
improved, he continued in his report.
After a discussion of the conditions
existing as a result of the unemployment
situation, the committee
disbanded until information could be
obtained regarding the number of
unemployed and their places or residence,
it was stated.
Professor "Baldy" Roe entertained
members of the club for the remainder
of the meeting with humorous accounts
of his experiences during his
tour of Europe. He also brought out
many interesting facts about the
Europe of today and the people who
inhabit some of the larger countries
of that continent.
Arizona U. Polo Team
Will Make Eastern Trip
Tuscon, Ariz.—(IP)—The University
of Arizona polo team is making
preparations for a tour of the East
which, according to present plans,
will have them playing Eastern trios
from May 12 to June 15.
It will be the second time that the
Wildcats have made a trip East, the
last time being in 1924 when they
wfere beaten at Princeton.
The Arizona aggregation is made
up of four stars who have been
playing together since they first
broke into fast polo. They are Lewis
Brown, Harry Wilson, L. E. Smith
and Captain William Dritt.
Captain . Gene R. Mauger, a well-known
polo player, is the coach, and
the team is backed by the University
of Arizona Polo Association with
Lieut. Col. H. C. Tatum at its head.
Col. Tatum is also president of the
Southwestern Polo Association. .
EVANS LITERARY SOCIETY
ELECTS 1931 OFFICERS
(Continued from page 1)
sergeant-at-arms; V. H. Kjellman, reporter.
The society has just completed a
very successful semester which was
PRESIDENT KNAPP GIVES
PARTING WORDS TO MID-SEMESTER
GRADUATES
(Continued from page 1)
Bachelor of Science
Dollie M. Carter, Jr., Opp.
Don Q. Dallas, Jr., Pavo, Ga.
Daniel Newman Garrett, Auburn.
Jesse Sherwood Jones, Jr., Hogans-ville,
Ga.
Edward Guice Potter, Anniston.
Harold Guy Scott, Camp Hill.
Bachelor of Science in Chemical
Engineering
Harold LeNoir Hubbard, Anniston.
.Bachelor of Science in Chemistry
and Metallurgy
Spencer Wadsworth Noble, Rome,
Ga.
Bachelor of Science in Education
Helen Collins, Opelika.
James Fred McClendon, Keener.
Harvey Godwin Pate, Auburn.
Allen Nobley Pearson, Leroy.
Bachelor of Science in Home
Economics Education
Mary Bradford Harkins, Abbeville.
Bachelor of Science in Home
(Economics
Bernice Mitchell Pruitt, Thomas-ville.
Master of Science
Susan Lipscomb, Auburn.
FROSH WILL PLAY
TECH RATS TODAY
(Continued from page 1)
individuals who have shown promise.
The squad now numbers over 30 and
all have been given a chance to display
their ability, but only a very
few look promising enough to develop
into capable cage performers. Mc-
Faden has high hopes of several ex-high
school dribblers entering A. P.
I. this semester and considerably bol-ended
with its representative, Mrs.
Freeman, winning the annual declamation
contest sponsored by Phi Delta
Gamma, national forensic fraternity.
During this semester, the Evans is
expecting to do more in fostering literary
work than it has in the past.
The plan of programs has been changed,
and the programs in the future
are expected to arouse a great deal
of interest in the society. _
The president wishes to extend a
cordial welcome to any one wishing
to attend the meetings each Tuesday
night from seven until eight o'clock
in room 212 of Samford Hall.
Kratzer's Ice Cream
Your Local Deafer Has It
Have the satisfaction of knowing that
our products are pasteurized, and of
the finest ingredients, thereby making
it one of the very best.
Eat the Purest and Best Sold Only by
KRATZER'S
Montgomery, Alabama
Local Dealers
Homer Wright & L* Toomer
Tiger Drug Store
Humor Editor Takes
Bride-Mother-in-Law
Two very emphatic figures in the
magazine world—H. L. Mencken and
H. N. Swanson—have cast aside their
cherished idea that it is "a man's business
to remain unmarried." For,
early in April, Ruth Eveyn Taylor,
petite, piquant, and pretty, will become
the bride of the six foot blond
giant, H. N. Swanson, editorial director
of College Humor and America's
youngest magazine editor.
Though responsible for the publication
of many mother-in-law jokes, Mr.
Swanson, it seems, has a craving to
taste his own medicine.
Mr. Swanson may be said to be one
of the trail blazers in a new trend of
American letters, as distinctive in it's
way as the syncopated rhythms of
jass music. His marriage follows six
months after the nuptials of that other
confirmed bachelor, H. L. Mencken
and Miss Sara Haardt. The careers
of Mr. Mencken and Mr. Swanson
have many points of contact though
Mr. Mencken is, of course, his senior.
Each has been the subject of much
•controversy by critics, and each achieved
fame through originality, and
independence of ideas.
Miss Taylor is the daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Arthur E. Taylor of 1400
Lake Shore Drive, Chicago, formerly
of Kansas City, Mo. The was announced
at a dinne dance at the Drake
hotel on January 10th, followed by a
reception. Miss Taylor is an alumna
of the National Park Seminary,
Washington, D. C, and made her debut
in 1925 at Kansas City. She is
a member of the Junior League, prominent
in its activities. Like most modern
girls, Miss Taylor is a skilled
athlete. She is an unusually fine
horsewoman and is often seen at the
Chicago Riding Club, that organization
sponsored by Chicago's fashionables.
Her father is an executive of
the Colgate-Palmolive-Peet corporation.
In 1922 Br. Swanson was graduated
from Grinnell College. Among his
Chicago clubs he lists the Cliff
Dwellers, Lake Shore Athletic, Chicago
Town and Tennis and the Tavern.
He is a familiar figure on the
boulevard and at fashionable gatherings.
In addition to his editorial duties,
he is also vice-president of the
Collegiate World Publishing Company.
In nine years he has accomplished
as much as many brainy men
achieve in thirty. .
Mr. Swanson is co-author of "Big
Business Girl," a best selling novel
of the past season, which is now being
produced as a feature sound picture
by Warner Brothers at their Hollywood
studios.
EGYPTIAN FARMERS HARD HIT
STATES LETTER TO PREXY
(Continued from page 1)
"I think the rent is out of line
with the price of cotton. Most of
the land is rented for cash. The
landloard wants about 6 per cent on
his investment so the rent is very
high. The land is valued at about
$1000 to $2500 per acre. You can
see with the present price of cotton
what this means.
"Many poor farmers who have
worked all spring and summer will
have to live on cooked alfalfa and
other greens this winter. It is surely
a hard life. The poorest farmer
in the South has a much better lot
than the Egyptian farmer. It makes
one love the old U. S. A. more every
day."
Mr. Norris is an ex-county agent
m Oklahoma. It was there that he
and Dr. Knapp became personal
friends while Dr. Knapp was president
of the Oklahoma A. and M.
College. Leaving Oklahoma, he went
with the U. S. Department of Agriculture
and is now in Egypt making
a special study of the Egyptian cotton
situation for the United States
Department of Agriculture.
New York — ( I P )— When a wooden
grand stand in the 106th Regiment
Armory, in Brooklyn, collapsed
without warning during a game between
St. John's College and the
College of the City of New York,
1,300 spectators were hurled to the
basketball floor, and three were taken
to the hospital for treatment.
ster his team.
David Ariail, Marion Talley and
Warren McMahan have been carrying
the brunt of the attack so far this
season, but they need plenty of assistance
before victories can be annexed.
They are slated to start
against Georgia Tech on Wednesday
afternoon, but their mates will hardly
be known until time for the game.
Congress Poll Shows
College Drinking Has
Not Been Eliminated
Crystallizing the concensus of opinion
of student leaders from college
campuses of all sections of the country,
the answers to a questionnaire,
presented by the student opinion
committee of the Sixth Annual Congress
of.the National Student Federation
headed by Lewis Powell of
Washington and Lee University,
drew national attention from the
press.
A summary of the poll evinced the
fact that 57 believed that "college
drinking" was increasing, 47 thought
that it was remaining static, 16 believed
it decreasing, while no one
felt it had been eliminated. Student
reaction in the questionnaire on prohibition
was consistent with this
trend of thought, since 66 favored
modification, 38 voted for repeal and
23 endorsed rigid enforcement.
Reaction to the tariff problems
which was the topic of consideration
under the national and international
aspect of the program was clearly
brought out in the poll. Seventy-seven
voted for moderate protective
tariff with 21 favoring free trade
and 25 remaining undecided. Moreover,
in answer to the question, "Is
there any fundamental difference between
the so-called platforms of the
two major political parties?" 71
voted no with 33 believing the affirmative.
On the desirability of a third
party and government ownership of
public utilities the vote was split.
The questionnaire further brought
out that the bulk of the student leaders
present favor .JJnited States taking
a position of world leadership in
the cause of disarmament, and the
adherence to the World Court on the
basis of the Root formula. While a
great number favored United States'
recognition of Soviet Russia if a settlement
of debts could be reached by
the two governments, almost half of
those voting were undecided. Approval
of unemployment insurance
and disapproval of the "dole system"
were brought out in the survey. R.
O. T. C. on a compulsory basis was
rejected by the vote and favored on
an elective plan.
L. A. KNAPP APPOINTED
AUBURN POSTMASTER FOR
THIRD FOUR-YEAR TERM
(Continued from page 1)
There are now two deliveries daily
in the business section and one each
day in the residential section.
Mr. Knapp is optimistic about the
securing of a federal post office building.
The town of Auburn, he says,
has already agreed to donate a suitable
site for the erection of .the building
and he is hoping that the funds
may be appropriated from Washington
in the near future.
COLUMBIA GETS $50,000
AS ATHLETIC ENDOWMENT
New York—(IP)—Fifty thousand
dollars has been voted by the alumni
of Columbia University here as the
beginning of an endowment of the
university's athletics, in line with a
plan put forward several weeks ago
by President Nicholas Murray Butler.
ABOUT YOUR
GAS
RANGE
you want one built to give you
efficient results, yet be economical
in the consumption of fuel.
—-tiAKER
is not only a quick and efficient
baker, but does the finest work
with minimum amount of fuel.
ALABAMA
NATURAL GAS CORP.
Tune in
Majik Baker Hour
WSFA Fri's 5:30 to 6
BIRMINGHAM
STOVE & RANGE CO.
BIRMINGHAM — ALABAMA
Mission Being Held
At Catholic Church
A mission, or series of sermons, is
being held this week at the Sacred
Heart Catholic Church in Auburn,
the last service to be on February
1. The services begin each evening
at seven o'clock, and consist of the
Rosary, a short instruction, and the
mission sermon. Some of the subjects
under discussion are: "The Importance
of Salvation", "Sin", "Confession",
"Holy Communion", and
"The Blessed Virgin".
Non-Catholics are invited to attend
the services. Any questions, left in
the church pews, will be gladly answered.
No name need be signed to
the questions.
TEAM PLAYS GAME
WITH TWELVE MEN
College Station, Texas —(IP)—A
situation amusing to spectators, despite
the embarrassment it no doubt
caused those officiating, developed in
a game to determine the intramural
speedball championship of A. & M.
College here when at the close of the
game it developed that one of the
teams had played the entire game
with 12 men. As in football, after
which the game is closely patterned,
teams in speedball are composed of
eleven men, but since in speedball
the players seldom are grouped as
closely as in football the error was
not noticed until a check-up of the
lineups was made at the close of the
game.
ARCHITECTURE DEPARTMENT
INSPECTED BY PROFS. FROM
MINNESOTA UNIVERSITY
(Continued from page 1)
Prof. K. G. Reeve and Prof. E. W.
Burkhardt drove the guests over to
Tuskegee for a view of the colonial
homes there and for a brief visit to
Tuskegee Institute.
The visiting architects were particularly
impressed with the school's
course in architectural engineering.
They commended the work of Dean
Biggin and his Auburn architectural
faculty.
At Kansas'-City it was found recently
that Joe Bononno, 14, student
at a trade school, was earning his
way through school tending an 800-
gallon still for 50 cents a day. •
Tiger Theatre
W e d n e s d a y , Jan. 28
INA CLAIRE—
—FREDERIC MARCH
—In—
"The ROYAL FAMILY
OF BROADWAY"
—With—
MARY BRIAN —
—HENRIETTA CROSMAN
Thursday, Jan. 29
MARION DAVIES
—In—
" T h e
BACHELOR FATHER"
—With—
Ralph Forbes - David Torrence
Aubrey Smith
Friday, Jan. 30
CLARA BOW
—In—
"NO LIMIT"
—With—
Dixie Lee - Stuart Erwin
Harry Green
AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES LIMITED
TO 8 BY COLUMBIA PRESIDENT
Staff Of Federation To
Continue Another Year
The staff of the Central Office of
the National Student Federation has
been retained for another year by action
of the Executive Committee taken
at the Sixth Annual Congress at Atlanta,
Georgia. This decision places
a stamp of approval upon the form
of 'organiation inaugurated at the
Stanford University Congress in 1929,
and authorizes the further development
of several of the most important
projects of the Federation.
Chester S. Williams of the University
of California at Los Angeles,
Acting Executive Secretary for the
past year, was chosen Executive Secretary
for 1931. He will have under
his supervision the Central Office in
New York, including the direction of
travel, debate and information departments,
news service, radio programs,
foreign scholarships and student loans.
The other staff members retained
were Virginia L. Loomis, Debate Secretary,
Lucy Wheeler, Information
Bureau, and Helen Donovan, Travel
Secretary.
General Summerall Is
President Of Citadel
Charleston, S. C—(IP)—Officials
of The Citadel, South Carolina's military
college, have announced that
Genei-al Charles P. Summerall, recently
retired chief of staff of the army,
has accepted the presidency of the college
to succeed Col. O. J. Bond, who
will retire Sept. 12 after 20 years at
the head of the institution.
The Citadel, for many years rated
by the War Department as a class A
military school, is modeled after the
military academy at West Point. Its
student body numbers 700 cadets.
In his youth General Summerall attended
the Porter Military Academy
here.
The United States of Europe project,
fathered by Aristide Briand
will not be considered by the League
of Nations for at least a year.
New York —(IP)— Defining a
university as "an institution of higher
learning where scholars of high
competence guide students, who have
been prepared by,a liberal education,
into advanced studies, with the aid
of libraries, laboratories 'and seminars",
Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler,
president of Columbia University,
speaking before the Associate Alumni
of Barnard College here declared
that there are only eight universities
in the United States, and only eight
others bearing the name which in
some degree carry oh the activities
of a real university.
Citing the fact that there are several
hundred universities listed in
the World Almanac, the Columbia
President said it was all "nonsense,"
and arose largely from the loose.use
of the terms college and university.
New York and Pennsylvania protect
the word "college", he said, but
it is possible in many other states to
have a "College of Horseshoeing" if
one so desires, and the term "university"
is protected in no state in the
country.
The university should be a "power
house of wisdom,' he said. He did
not name any universities or colleges
in his talk.
AUBURN DEFEATED
BY CLEMSON FIVE
(Continued from page 1)
Jenkins, forward 0 1 1
Mason, forward 2 0 4
Lumpkin, forward 1 0 2
Jordan, forward : 2 3 7
Rogers, center 0 0 0
Stewart, center 4 0 8
Kaley, guard 1 0 2
Lawson, guard 0 1 1
Hatfield, guard 0 1 1
Totals 13 7 33
Notice
Firslt class sewing of all kinds.
Reasonable prices. Dress making a
specialty. See Mrs. Lyons at 253
East Glenn Ave., phone 273-J.
FOR YOUR SPRING GARDEN
Try Our Cabbage Plants
Onion Sets, Onion Plants
and
Wide Variety of Garden Seed
Phone 353
SMITH CASH STORE
THE BIG STORE WITH THE LITTLE PRICES
HAGEDORN'S
j
OPELIKA'S LEADING DEPARTMENT STORE j
THE BIG STORE WITH THE LITTLE PRICES
Clothing Display!
Leave your
old tennis
racquets
with us to
be restrung.
Prices $2*50
and up.
Our Mr* Hyde is here this
week with the famous Moses
line of Tailored Clothing at
greatly reduced prices*
Come in and inspect the
New Spring Patterns*
r>lBSON'C
\ J MEN'S WEAR W