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VOLUME LIV AUBURN, ALABAMA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1930 NUMBER 18
TIGERS ENTRAIN TO MEET GREENIES IN NEW ORLEANS SATURDAY * * * *
Giant Mass Meeting Staged as Team Departs to Battle Green Wave
VARSITY IS GIVEN ROUSING
SENDOFF TO NEW ORLEANS
FOR BATTLE WITH 1ULANE
Five Hundred Students Present
Thursday Night At Giant
Mass Meeting
ENTHUSIASM IS AROUSED
Happy Davis Says Old Auburn
Religion Revived
Again
With flaming letters, spelling "Auburn",
held aloft and with the battle
cry of A. P .1. ringing long and
loud, an enthusiastic crowd of over
five hundred students paraded from
Langdon Hall through town to the
depot Thursday night where the varsity
team was given what was claimed
by many to be the greatest send-off
the team has received in years.
As the band played the old Auburn
favorites, students became wild with
enthusiasm. "You've got it!", shout
ed "Happy" Davis, "you've got the
old Auburn religion!", whereupon the
band struck up the tune of "Old
Time Religion." Then yells resound
ed over the plains; the din increased
,to a pandemonium which continued
until almost everyone had shouted
himself hoarse. Gradually, the yells
and shouts subsided until, from far
up the railroad track, came the glimmer
of a light. As the train approached,
the din increased. Those
beside the track could not hear the
engine. The Tigers entrained as the
band played "Alabama Swing". Af
ter the train had pulled out, the
crowd broke up, but the students had
spoken their support of the Plainsmen
in no uncertain terms.
"I think I have never seen the
boys so peppy", said one of the busi
ness men in town after the meeting
was over. One of the freshmen remarked,
"Boy, why can't we make
every mass meeting like this?"
Auburn Student to Be
Union Vice-President
Frank Turner, a junior, in Agriculture,
was elected first vice-president
of the Alabama Baptist Student
Union, at the Southwide B. S
U. Conference held in Atlanta last
week-end. Miss Eleanor Yost, of
Alabama College was re-elected president.
The conference opened Thursday
night and continued through Sunday
with three meetings held daily, one
in the morning, one in the afternoon,
and one at night. The programs for
. these meetings were made up by
some of the most prominent Baptist
students and Baptist leaders. Out
of the 2,100 students attending this
conference, twenty-six were from
Auburn and there were very few
colleges who were better represented.
American Legion To
Sponsor Barbecue
The American Legion, with the aid
of the civic clubs of Auburn and
Opelika, will sponsor a barbecue on
Armistice Day, November 11, at
12:15. The affair will be held in
the grove near Major John T. Kennedy's
home, and will be attended by
members of The American Legion,
members of the Rotary, Kiwanis, and
Lions Clubs, and their wives.
A special effort will be made to
get members of the American Legion
in this section of Alabama to attend,
and all ex-service men, whether
members of The Legion or not,
are invited. Ex-service men who are
not member of The American Legion
are invited to join at this time.
Annual Ag Fair
Staged On Hill
Friday, 7 P. M.
Large Parade of Floats and Exhibits
Is To Be Afternoon
Feature
The annual Ag Fair, sponsored by
the Student's Agricultural Club, was
held last night with a record crowd
attending. The affair was preceded
in the afternoon by the usual parade
featuring floats representing the various
Ag departments and the School
of Vetmary Medicine. The Block
and Bridle Club was also represented
in the parade by a float. The parade
formed on Ag Hill at three o'clock
Friday afternoon, and lead by the
Auburn Band marched through town
Several comedy features added a
great deal of amusement to the parade.
The Fair opened at seven o'clock
Friday night. From seven to eight
o'clock the midway was in full swing
with numerous amusements on every
side. At eight o'clock the evening's
program, containing many interesting
and amusing numbers, began.
Some of the features of the program
were the wrestling and boxing matches,
the Faculty Stunt, greased pig
chase, musical show by the Home
Economics Club, and the wheelbarrow
polo between the Sophomores
and Freshmen.
First Meeting Of Ag
Engineers Club Held
The Agricultural Engineers Club
held its first meeting of the year
Monday evening at 7 p. m., at the
agriculture building. Short talks
were given by the faculty members
present on the aims and purposes
of the association, and each of them
expressed the desire to cooperate
with the club in any way possible to
further its growth and usefulness.
J. B. Wilson, who is connected with
the Alabama extension service, gave
a very interesting talk concerning
his trip to the annual convention of
The American Society of Agricultural
Engineers which met at Moline,
111. The speaker also extended an invitation
to all Auburn students, to
attend any of his demonstrations in
which they might be interested.
Regular meetings of the club will
be held each Monday night, and all
students interested are invited to
join.
Interfrat Council Sets
Date for Tournament
Annual Armistice
Military Review
Be Held Tuesday
Following Custom, Classes Will
Be Excused After The
Exercises
The-Auburn R." O. T. C. regiment
will hold a review on Bullard Field
on Tuesday, November 11, in commemoration
of Armistice Day. The
Regiment will be formed and marched
to the field in the usual manner.
Adjutants Call will be sounded on
the field at 10:45 a. m. and the troops
will march to their positions in the
review. After the regiment has been
presented to the Cadet Colonel it
will be brought to parade rest, and
the National salute of twenty-one
guns will be fired.
Immediately following the review
the entire R. 0. T. C. Unit will be
marched to Langdon Hall where the
following exercises will be held:
music; invocation by Reverend S. B.
Hay; introduction by Hon. E. R.
Wren, executive committeeman of
The American Legion, State of Alabama;
Armistice Day Address by
Congressman L. L. Patterson; benediction
by Reverend W. B. Lee.
It is the object of the military department
to make this review one of
the best ever held at Auburn, and
several members of the staff expressed
the hope that all students would
cooperate in putting it over.
LAND GRANT MEETING
TO BE ATTENDED BY
SEVEN FROM AUBURN
Dr. Knapp And Six Others To
Attend Conference In
Washington
FROSH LEAVE
FRIDAY FOR
NEW ORLEANS
Thirty Freshmen Leave Friday
Night to Play Game
This Morning
PREXY ACCOMPANIES RATS
Game With Freshmen Greenies
To Be Last of The Present
Season
The Interfraternity Council met
last night to decide on a date for the
coming basketball tournament to discuss
plans for the presentation of a
cup to the fraternity having the leading
men in the cake race and to; select
a representative to the Undergraduate
Interfraternity Council Conference.
The athletic committee, under the
chairmanship of C. L. Adams, was
instructed to set a definite date for
the opening of the interfraternity
basketball tournament. This is an
annual event among the fraternities on
the campus and is looked forward
to with eager anticipation. It will
probably begin next week, according
to reports.
The members present last night decided
to present a trophy in the form
of a silver loving cup to the fraterni-
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President Bradford Knapp and five
other members of the faculty of the
Alabama Polytechnic Institute will
attend the annual meeting of the
American Association of Land Grant
Colleges and Universities at Washington,
November 17, 18, and 19.
They are, in addition to Dr. Knapp,
Prof. M. J. Funchess, dean of the
college of agriculture and director of
the agricultural experiment station;
Prof. L- N. Duncan, director of the
extension service; Prof. J. J. Wil-more,
dean of the school of engineering
and acting director of the engineering
experiment station; Prof.
Louise P. Glanton, head of the school
of home economics, and Miss Helen
Johnston, state home demonstration
agent.
Dr. Knapp, Miss Glanton, and Miss
Kennedy have been invited to attend
the White House Conference on
Child Health and Protection which
meets in Washington following the
Land-Grant meeting, November 19
to 22. Miss Bess Fleming of Auburn,
state 4-H girls club specialist,
has aso been invited to the child
health and protection conference.
Eight Auburn Women
Go To P.-T. A. Meet
By Elmer G. Salter
Thirty f rosh - gridders, Coaches
Jack Cannon and Weems Baskin,
President Bradford Knapp, and manager
Ike Lewis will board the train
tonight for New Orleans. The Freshmen
will engage the Baby Wave in
a preliminary contest to the varsity
game between the two schools Saturday
afternoon.
The Auburn frosh gridders will attempt
to finish their 1930 season with
a .500 average by winning from the
Tulane plebes in New Orleans Saturday
morning. The Tiger Cubs have
won from Georgia, lost to Georgia
Tech and Florida and tied Birmingham-
Southern.
Coaches Jack Cannon and Weems
Baskin have worked the yearlings
hard this week in preparation for
their final regular game of the year.
The Southern Conference limits the
number of games a freshman team
can play to five, but a practice affair
will probably be staged by the
reserve frosh against a team from
Fort Benning, here on Armistice Day.
The Orange and Blue rats will be
minus the services of Bumpers who
opened at fullback against the Baby
Yellow Jackets last Saturday. Bumpers,
received a leg injury, in Atlanta,
which put him out for the season.
The players making the trip were:
centers, Weaver and Burge; guards,
Woodall, Jacobs, Searcy, Chambless,
Jones and Crossland; tackles, Burleson,
Holmes, Nobinger, McCollum
and Bennett; ends, Ariail, Huggins,
Daniels, Blunt and Randolph; quarterbacks,
Baker, Head and Williams;
halfbacks, Phipps, Neal, Adams, Kim«-
brell, Rogers and Hicks; fullbacks,
Dupree, Talley and Nelson.
The probable line-up for Auburn
is: Ariail, left end; Holmes, left
tackle; Woodall, left guard; Burge,
center; Chambless, right guard; McCollum,
right tackle; Huggins, right
end; Baker, quarterback; Phipps, left
halfback; Neal, right halfback, and
Dupree, fullback.
Auburn-Georgia
Harriers Will
Meet Saturday
Both Teams Are Undefeated
So Far This Season; Meet
In Athens
Two undefeated cross-country
teams, representing Auburn and the
University of Georgia, will meet in
Athens Saturday afternoon. Wilbur
HutselFs harriers were perfect in defeating
the Georgia Tech Yellow
Jackets*, 15 to 50, as fifteen was the
lowest number of points they could
have possible annexed. The Red and
Black runners defeated Florida in
their season's debut.
The first seven runners to cross
the tape against Tech were IJutsell
proteges. Clarence Roberts, junior,
made his best time of the year over
the five mile course in his first engagement
of the 1930 season.
Joe Plant, William and James McQueen,
Marshall Caley, James Howard
Pitts and Elton Huff also turned
in nice performances against the Engineers.
Their time probably would
have been better if they had been
pushed a little closer during the race.
The team will leave for Athens
Friday at noon and will be in charge
of Percy Beard, captain of Auburn's
1929 track team, one of the greatest
hurdlers in the United States. Beard
is at present an instructor in civil
engineering here and will be in
charge of the team because Track
Coaches Wilbur Hutsell and Weems
Baskin will be in New Orleans with
the Auburn varsity and freshman
football teams.
The runners who will journey to
Athens are: Roberts, McQueen brothers,
Caley,' Huff, Pitts and Plant.
TEAM IS IN FAIRLY GOOD
CONDITION AS GAME WITH
CONFERENCE CHAMPS NEARS
Education Week
To Be Observed
Starting Monday
Proclamation Issued Urging
All To Join In The
Observance
BAND AND STUDENTS
WILL FOLLOW TEAM
TO CRESCENT CITY
Attendance of Band, Cheerleaders
Made Possible By
Vote of Students
Eight prominent Auburn women,
left here early Wednesday morning
to attend the convention of the Alabama"
Parent-Teachers' association
which opens in Montgomery today for
a three day session. They are: Mrs.
T. B. McDonald, fourth state vice-president;
Mrs. Noel VanWagenen,
state chairman juvenile protection;
Mrs. B. R. Showalter, chairman Lee
county council; Mrs. C. R. Hixon,
manager tenth district; Miss Louise
P. Glanton, state chairman rural
life; Miss Lula Palmer, state chairman
summer round-up; and Mrs. J.
W. Scott and Mrs. C. P. Townsley,
delegates from the Auburn association.
Proclamation Issued
By Governor Graves
In France at eleven o'clock on
the morning of November 11th, 1918,
along that far-flung battle line of the
Western Front a sudden silence descended.
The war was over! At that
instant in the hearts and minds of
ten million men—combatants of the
armies of the'United States, France,
England, Italy, Germany, and Austria,
came the single thought—
"Thank God! The war has ended!"
In all the great cities of the United
States and Europe, as well as in the
towns and little villages, there was
great rejoicing and happiness at the
end of the strife and bloodshed. But
in many homes this happiness was
tinged with sadness for there was a
vacant chair which would never again
be filled. Its former occupant now
lay in a grave in far off Flanders
Field with blood-red poppies gently
swaying in the breeze above him.
In commemoration of this occasion
Governor Bibb Graves has issued the
following proclamation:
"Whereas, the Legislature has incorporated
Armistice Day, Novem-
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Boarding the train for the fourth
successive trip to the Tulane game,
Auburn's famous band will leave tonight
at 7:30. The trip is made possible
through the efforts of Omicron
Delta Kappa, and the contributions
of the student body. Three cheerleaders
will accompany the band.
The first appearance of Bedie Bi-dez's
musical organization in the
Crescent City was in 1926, when they
took part in the dedication of Tu-lane's
stadium. Since that time it
has become an annual trip, and fans
of the Louisiana city have been loud
in their praise of the Auburn musicians.
This year the student body has
included the cheerleaders in the
group sent to New Orleans.
A large number of students have
also signified their intention of making
the trip, both by automobile and
train. The Western Railway of Alabama
is offering reduced rates, and
round trip tickets may be procured
for $13.87.
Indications are bright for a large
representation of Auburn fandom to
be present.at the game.
With a series of six, brief talks
over station WAPI the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute will participate
in "American Education Week',, November
10-16. The radio features
will be broadcast direct from the
Comer Hall studio at Auburn during
the noon broadcasting between 12
and 12:30 o'clock each day. They
will be sponsored by the American
Business and Professional Women's
Clubs, with the assistance of the
Kappa Delta Pi, national honorary
education society, under the direction
of Mrs. Sara Meadors McDonald.
The radio program for the week
follows:
Monday, Nov. 10: "The Schools
and the Enrichment of Human Life"
—Dean Zebulon Judd.
Tuesday, Nov. 11: "How Schools
Promote Patriotism and World Understanding"—
Dr. Paul Irvine.
Wednesday, Nov. 12: "The Schools
of Yesterday"—W. Y. Fleming, superintendent
of Lee county school
system.
Thursday, Nov. 13: "The Schools
of Today"—Dr. Bradford Knapp.
•Friday, Nov. 14: "What the
Schools Have Helped the Individual
to Achieve"—Prof. J. A. Parrish.
Saturday, Nov. 15: "What the
Schools have helped America to
Achieve" —Mrs. "Sara Meadors McDonald.
"The Schools of Tomorrow and
the Future of America"—Dr. Jerome
Kuderna.
The following proclamation was is
sued by Mayor Copeland at the re-
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Twenty-Nine Men Board The
Piedmont Limited Thurs.
Night in Special Cars
HATFIELD TO START GAME
Varsity Given Strenuous Workout
On Thursday Afternoon
Dr. Petrie to Speak
To A. A. U. W. Mon.
Dr. George Petrie, dean of the
graduate school and head of the department
of history, will-address the
Auburn branch of the American Association
of University Women at 8
o'clock p. m., Monday, November 10,
at the Ross Chemical Laboratory.
Dr. Petrie will discuss the political
situation in India and its influence on
world affairs, giving particular attention
to Mahatma Gandhi.
Music Department
Hears Prof. Brigham
John W. Brigham, head of the department
of music, entertained members
of the music department of the
Woman's Club Thursday evening with
a program of British, Italian, French,
and Scandinavian folk-songs. Prof.
Earl Hazel played the piano accompaniment
throughout the program
which was given in the studios of
the college music department.
Those in attendance expressed
themselves in the highest terms concerning
the excellence of the pro-grame
presented by Prof. Brigham
and Prof. Hazel.
A review of current musical events
was given by Mrs. G. D. Scarseth.
Mrs. Beulah Clarke VanWagenen,
chairman, presided, and Mrs. Homer
Wright and Mrs. W. W. Hill served
as hostesses.
The December program, in charge
of Mrs. E. L. Rauber, will cover the
folk-songs of Germany, Bohemia, and
Russia.
The department of art of the Woman's
Club met Thursday afternoon
at the home of Mrs. B. F. Thomas,
with the chairman, Mrs. R. L. Johns,
presiding. The program subject was
"The Best in Architecture", a discussion
of which was led by Mrs. K.
G. Reeve.
By Adrian Taylor
A minature regiment of moleskin
wearers, consisting of Auburn's varsity
and freshman learns will invade
New Orleans this week end for games
with the Tulane varsity and plebe
elevens. The varsity team departed
on the Piedmont Limited Thursday
night, while the frosh team, accompanied
by Auburn's famous band
boarded the train Friday night. The
varsity was sent off with an enormous
torchlight parade.
The varsity contingent consisted of
Coaches Wynne, Kiley, Hutsell; Business
Manager Travis Ingram; Managers
George Washington Smith and
Aubrey Lewis and 29 players.
Before departing for the scene of
battle, the Tigers were given a
lengthy and strenuous drill on Drake
field. And in the rough work, the
backs carried off honors, however, at
times, the linemen were opening up
large gaps for tUe ball carriers.
With the exception of J. D. Bush,
regular guard, who is out for the
season with the mumps, the Plainsmen
entrained for the Crescent City
in good condition. Capt. Harkins and
John D. Simpkins have minor ailments,
but will be in shape for the
Greenies.
The spirit of the team was also
bolstered by the return of Lindley
Hatfield. Hatfield, outstanding halfback,
has been out of the line-up
since the Tech game, but is in condition
for the Greenies. *.
The starting line-up against the
Green Wave will probably be: Grant,
left end; Arthur, left tackle; Burt,
left guard; Capt. Harkins, center;
Jones, right guard; Primm, right
tackle; Egge, right end; Parker,
quarterback; Pate, left halfback;
Hitchcock, right halfback; and Brown
at fullback.
In addition to those mentioned
above, the following made the trip
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Congressman to Give
Armistice Address
NOTICE
There will be a meeting of the
Editorial Staff of ahe Plainsman at
the Sigma Phi Sigma House Sunday
evening at 6:30.
Congressman L. L. Patterson, of
Alexander City, Alabama, and Hon.
E. R. Wren, Executive Committeeman
of the American Legion, State
of Alabama, will be the guests of
Auburn on Armistice Day. Congressman
Patterson, who represents the
Fifth District of Alabama in Congress,
will deliver the Armistice Day
Address on Tuesday November 11,
before the Auburn R. O. T. C. Unit.
Mr. Patterson is a member of the
Seventy-First Congress, 1929-1931.
He is a graduate of the Jacksonville
State Normal School, received his A.
B., degree at Birmingham-Southern
in 1924, and his A. M. degree at Stanford
in 1927.
Hon. Wren of Talladega, Alabama,
was a member of the class of 1918
at Auburn. He enlisted as a private
in the old Fourth Alabama Regiment
when the United States decalred
war. He was promoted to First Lt.
because of good service, and was later
recommended for the Distinguished
Service Cross because of coolness
and bravery under shell fire. He participated
in a number of engagements
during the War, and was with the
Army of Occupation after the War.
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CULTURAL COURSES
No doubt, at various time during our
four years stay in Auburn, all of us have
wondered why different subjects which
seem to have no direct bearing on the types
of work we are studying are included in
the courses. Cultural subjects such as English,
French, Spanish, German, philosophy,
psychology, and others, seem to bob up in
most unexpected places where there is no
evident relation between them and the general
courses being pursued.
"Why are these subjects included in the
engineering curriculum?" is a question frequently
asked. It seems that a more logical
question would be, "Why are not more
of these subjects required?"
It is our belief that on many occasions
successful men who have been denied the
benefits of a cultural background have realized
the values of such training, and in
support of this contention, we quote an excerpt
from Chauncey M. Depew, in the autobiography,
My Memories of Eighty Years:
"In connection with this I may say that
it has been my lot, in the peculiar position
which I have occupied for more than a half-century
as counsel and adviser for a great
corporation and its creators and the many
successful men who have surrounded them,
to learn to know how men who have been
denied in their youth the opportunities for
a cultural education feel when they are in
possession of fortunes and the world seems
at their feet. Then they painfully recognize
their limitations, then they know their
weaknesses, then they understand that there
are things which money cannot buy, and
that there are gratifications and triumphs
which no fortune can secure. The one lament
of all those men has been, 'Oh!, if I
had been educated; I would sacrifice all
that I have to obtain the opportunities of
the college, to be able to sustain not only
conversation and discussion with the educated
men with whom I come in contact,
but competent also to enjoy what I see is
a delight to them beyond anything which
I know' ".
COLLEGE SPIRIT?
Attention is called to a news item concerning
the suspension of forty-two students
of Princeton University for "conduct
described . . . as being beneath reds or gangsters."
The Associated Press dispatch is as follows:
"Their conduct described by the dean
as being beneath reds or gangsters,
42 Princeton University undergraduates
have been suspended for participating
in a riot last Wednesday. -
"The names of those suspended were
not given out by Dean Christian Gauss.
Four were dropped for a year; two until
the end of the Christmas vacation;
five for one month; three for two
weeks; 14 for one week, and 14 for an
indefinite period.
"The riot was an aftermath of a football
rally designed to arouse enthusiasm
for the Princeton-Chicago game last
Saturday which ended in a scoreless
tie.
"After the rally the students rushed into
Nassau street, blocked traffic by
pushing parked cars into the middle of
the roadway, wrecked a theatre ticket
booth, rocked buses, turned on fire
hydrants and ended by pulling the
statue of "the Christian Student" from
its pedestal and dragging it through
the street."
This is a black mark against the name
of Princeton University, placed there by a
group of thoughtless students who prabob-ly
imagined themselves displaying college
spirit.
But such results of football rallies and
mass meetings are not characteristic of
what colleges and the American college men
are supposed to represent, and it is only
right that the few men who will go to
such extremes should be punished.
Only recently a few students at the University
of Alabama staged a parade through
the streets of Tuscaloosa, causing damage
to property belonging to residents. The
incident was featured in newspapers as
a wholesale riot and demonstration staged
by the entire student body. Did this cause
any favorable comment to be made concerning
Alabama students?
A rally of high spirited college men is
an inspiring sight, but when the same college
men forget to realize that there is a
limit to everything, then they lose control
of themselves, and a spirit of hoodlumism
reigns. The wrong kind of a demonstration
is degrading to students, but it is more
degrading to an institution, as critics will
point a steadier finger to a school's faults
than they will to its accomplishments.
C H A F F
By Dick Donovan •
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial
opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
A retired columnist visited Auburn last
week-end. Once a week last year he contributed
his knowledge to this column.
Those who wish to keep in touch with retired
columnists will be interested in knowing
that he is now following the teaching
profession. His talents are being wasted
in Brewton this year.
* * * * *
I am willing to hand it to the female
sex when it comes to dressing sensibly. In
the summer their scanty clothing weighs
about three and one-half pounds. Men's
shoes weigh more than that. Yet we men
cling to our coats the year around. Women
have even cast aside their methods of harnessing
themselves in. By doing this they
have made themselves more subjected to the
air and sunlight. Sunshine is one of the
most important things that bring out
health. They have ignored conventionalities
by shedding most of their clothing. In
Buenas Aries it was made a rule in the
capital that men could not enter the capital
without coats. When the heat became almost
unbearable with coats on the men
came to the capital in pajama coats. I will
be glad to see the day when men realize
how much less clothing is necessary.
The Dean of women still thinks she can
be right about some things. Just like a
woman. They always think they know
something.
It must be all right for columnists to
lecture about Co-eds in their daily columns.
They seem to be very glad that they even
get mentioned. I overheard several Co-eds
the other day talking about the columnist
on this page. Of course they would not
say that they liked the remarks that were
made about them but one could tell how
much under the skin they enjoyed being discussed.
They went so far as to say that
they wished the fellows around here would
invite more out of town girls to fraternity
dances. Meaning, of course, that they were
inviting competition. Do they think we
would put it on a competitive basis. Nevertheless,
Co-eds, at times I'm for you and
at times I'm against you.
How a Co-ed may become popular:
Going out for football.
Necking someone that will tell.
Wearing corsets backwards.
Increasing your magnetism.
Spitting in the post office while chewing
tobacco.
Going barefooted.
My Opinion
By Vasili Leoniduitch
An intercollegiate press dispatch reports
that President Hoover will attend
the Harvard-Yale game November 22.
Possibly our chief executive is getting
pointers to buck Democratic Congressional
control.
* * * * *
In this age of acute sensibility, much
is said concerning atmospheres. Auburn
has such an intangible environment which
is peculiar to the campus, radiating hypocrisy
and mechanicalism, but is astound-ingly
fascinating. Our leaders strut with
consistency, the press is saturated with
gull-deception and our social affairs make a
noble effort at false appearance. The
directors of such activities revel in
pretentiousness, and follow the base reasoning
of restricting attendance at our
dances rather than facing the facts or making
any effort at meeting common and
Prexy's Paragraphs
By Bradford Knapp
Being hopeful in
spite of misfortune
seems to be one of the
qualities which is required
here at Auburn.
Certainly we
have to exercise this
quality overtime. It
was a terrible misfortune
for Bush to be
taken ill with the
mumps, but, mumps or no mumps, we have
got to carry on hopefully, courageously,
manfully, all of which ought to make us
think of next year and how important it is
for this bunch of freshmen to come on
through and finish their qualifications for
the team.
* * * * *
The prospect of a hotel at Auburn is being
considered with a great deal of interest
on the part of some,of our leading citizens.
I know of no enterprise which, if
properly handled, would lend itself more to
making Auburn what it ought to be than a
first-class hotel. Such a hotel does not
need to be large but ought to be so built
that the size could be increased as business
warrants. It ought to be constructed in
a most up-to-date manner and be a highly
reputable, fine institution. It should
have, in addition to a main dining room
which might be used on occasions for large
banquets, smaller diniing rooms. It could
easily be the headquarters' for the Rotary,
Kiwanis, Lions and Business and Professional
Women's Clubs and many other organizations
in Auburn. It would be of
great use to honor societies, fraternities
and other groups in the institution. Its
business in the way of luncheons and entertainments
would be far in excess of any
hotel savevpossibly those in the largest cities
in Alabama. If it was the right kind
of a hotel it ought to attract a lot of people
who would come here to see the institution,
to visit sons and daughters in college, to
consult with men connected with the institution
and it could easily be the center of
a large amount of activities radiating from
here to other places not so fortunate as
to have such a hotel. If conducted upon
a high plane it could be a very important
link in the social end entertainment part
of the life of Auburn, as well as a means
of entertaining the visitors who are coming
in . in increasing numbers. It would
make it possible for Auburn to be a "Convention"
town. Here's hoping the project
may come through.
* * * * *
An average of a trifle over two hundred
students are absent from at least one
class and generally from more than one
every week. This means approximately 14
per cent or 15 percent of the student body.
From 10 p'er cent to as high as 40 per cent
of these absences are excused absences and
the rest are straight out "cuts". We are
watching it very closely. I am happy to
say that the number of unexcused absences
have been on the decline since the first
two weeks of school and the total number
of absences, excused and unexcused, decreased
33% per cent since the last week
in September. This is a good showing but
it is still too large. Attention to duty and
the ability to face the music and perform
the task, that neds to be performed are
necessary if we are to get an education.
* * * * *
Eleven hundred and twenty-six students
are registered for Military this year. In
History, 1006; in English, 982; in Mathematics,
810, and Chemistry 746. By this I
mean that individual students from various
divisions of the institution are registered
for one or more courses in the departments
named. These are the high registering
ones. The summary of the whole instituti
o n shows a healthy load of work.
* * * * *
One of the best things for a student to
think about is: "What are you going to be
when you get to be forty years of age?"
The answer to that question depends largely
upon your education. The uneducated
man who depends upon physical labor has
passed his zenith at that time of life, while
to the man who is prepared for a real
job through a college education, the best
years of his life lie ahead of him when he
is forty years of age. If you can develop
the tenacity to hold on and see your college
course through that same characteric will
be of great value to you wherever you may
be or whatever you may attempt to do.
AUBURN FOOTPRINTS
natural problems. I might add that I
am also a hypocrite. The only neutralizing
influence is that after a short time
we become endowed with a happy faculty
of indifference and accept our fate with
meek resignation, causing us to give vent
to the all-including expression, "What the
hell of it?"
* * * * *
Thanks Haakon! A budding fellow griper
(base adjective is used to connote a
columnist) classes me as a philosopher
whose speculations can be fathomed by
everyone. If the rising Provost is seeking
recesses of contemporary thought to
penetrate with his analytical cranium, I
would suggest Cal Coolidge, Tom Heflin,
Chic Sale, and the Dean of Women.
We suggest that the Tiger Sandwich Shop put out a "club" sandwich consisting
of a layer of onion, a layer of Vicks salve, and a thick layer of castor oil, to
fight the colds on the campus.
* * * * * * * * *
Then there was the Scotch Textile engineer who wore a blue serge suit to
catch lent.
* * * * * * * * *
Ten girl students at Crane college recently competed in an endurance talking
contest. The longest winded received $100 for her effort.—Red and Black.
Was it an effort?
* * * * * * * * *
I trust that you will pardon this furious snarl.
But we like Groucho Mark so much better than Karl! (With apologies to
the Department of Economics).
* * * * * * * * *
Professor—"Where was the Decalaration of Independence signed?"
Joe Tart—"At the bottom."
* * * * * * * * *
Most men marry for looks, but not the kind they get when they come home
late for dinner. g v
* * * * * * * * *
Why doesn't someone invent a wrist watch that you don't have to take off
when you dip toast in your coffee?
4t ' =}< • i^ ' • • • • •
Kissing a girl because she expects it is like scratching a place that doesn't
itch.
* * * * * * * * *
It is nice to have blind dates when you just feel your way around.
* * * * * * * * *
Donald Trowbridge trying to appear devoted, has discovered the danger of
writing the girl friend when on a football trip.
* * * * * * * * *
A recent interview with a co-ed reveals! that they give three kinds of kisses:
the first for faith, the second one for hope, and all succeeding ones for charity.
* * * * * * * * *
A report from the Crescent City says that they want Auburn to bring her
band. We wonder if they appreciate good music or if some of the more questionable
business men are interested.
* * * * * * * * *
Heywood Broun terms a Communist as, "among other thing, a man incapable
of expressing himself in anything less than ten thousand words." How fittingly
this could be applied to the four columnist of the Plainsman.
* * * * * * * * * ••
We list chaperones as the greatest thrill killers in existence.
* * * * * * * * *
Imagine the brazen qualities of food that would dare to disagree with a professor.
* * * * * * * * *
Engineering Prof.—"What is a dry dock?"
Student—"A physician who won't give out prescriptions."
* * * * * * * * *
• -
One is almost moved to tears when he sees a horsefly settle comfortably on
the radiator of an automobile.
* WITH OTHER COLLEGES -:-
VERY INTERESTING
Members of an Oglethorpe Fraternity are
producing a co-ed record chart. The purpose
of this is to permit the boys to become
acquainted with the names, qualities,
and habits of the feminine students without
the necessity of interviewing each individual
separately. After an evening spent
with a maiden, whose name has not been
previously recorded, the young gentleman
is expected to make note of her age, weight,
height, appearance, features, habits and—.
There is also a column headed, "Peculiar
Characteristics." Under this heading will
be found the following phrases: "Will not
take a drink, and must be in at ten-thirty."
The foremost statement causes one to wonder,
"Is a girl, who will not take a drink,
peculiar?" Why not place dictaphones in
Ag Bottom for recordings on our co-eds,
and thus eliminate the individual interviews?
* * * * * *
ON THE OTHER HAND
Way down in Mississippi A. & M. way
we receive news of a popularity contest
to be sponsored by the student paper. The
paper will sponsor the contest to select the
outstanding men on the A. and M. Campus
to insure its being authenic and not far-cial
as has been the case in the past.
The Editor will select fifteen men to act
as a nominating committee to select a group
of five contenders for each title and these
five will be voted on by the entire student
body in secret ballot, the man getting the
highest number of votes winning. The
names of the nominating committee will be
known only to the Editor and will never be
divulged by him or the committee to the
student body. There is certainty that this
method will prove very effective and fair.
It will at least get the Editor nominated,
whether he is elected or not. After all that
is really the purpose of appointing a nominating
committee. But why a popularity
contest? Only the best political machine
wins, only the already too conceited outstanding
young man wins. What honor is
left to the winner? Such contests only
adds a few more pounds of steam, which
will have to be blown off, and a few more
inches to the chesty chest.
* * * * * ,
QUITE GOOD
William Grinus, Jr., of Orient, Illinois,
has the distinction of being the second first
year man to win class numerals in four
sports at Virginia Polytechnic Institute.
Grinus stands at the head of a class of five
hundred in academic work. He excells in
football, boxing, baseball and track. It
seems so strange for football players to be
anything else but tobacco chewing roughnecks,
after reading a certain article by
the Emory Student a few weeks back. But
to be a boxer, oh, my.
GOING TOO FAR
Shooting practice on the rifle range has
been ordered for the girls of Sophie New-comb
College, of New Orleans. This is
evidently an advance step in practical education.
Soon it will be pistol practice with
synthetic men for targets and no longer will
tabloid newspapers herald in large type
"Wife Wounds Husband" it will be "Wife
Kills Mate." The percentage of "shot-gun
weddings" will more than likely drop off
also.
* * * * *
HIRSUTENESS
The number of beards and mustaches in
the first stages of growth is increasing
with alarming rapidity on the Oglethorpe
campus. If the ravages of this uncouth
pestilence are not checked at once, we
tremble at the hirsute consequences. Scouts
from the House of David will be recruiting
some of the most prominent men on the
campus.
It has been said that the most efficient
method of eradicating plague is a study
of its causes. It is a mystery why attractive
young men should desire to camo-lage
their countenances with adornments which
resemble nothing so much as a field of
corn stubble after the gleaners have completed
their activities.
It is strongly suspected by the authorities
that responsibility for the tonsorial
epidemic may be traced to a new addition
to the Modern Language Department who
has wreaked havoc in the ranks of the
female students of the institution. A revival
of the old Samson and Delilah theiry
is also suspected.
Thowing at least a glimmer of light on
the subject is a recent article in the New
York Times in which the authoress stated
that "kissing a man without a moustache
is like eating peaches without cream."
That is something to think about after
our co-ed chart is completed or our dictaphones
start working).
* * * * * *
FRESHMEN SUMMER SCHOOL
During the past summer, the Altoona
branch of the Pennsylvania State College
here opened an unusual trial summer school
for prospective freshmen.
Here, for six weeks, freshmen tried their
wits at college subjects. Those who succeeded
gained advanced college credits.
Many of those who failed saw their unfitness
for college work, and went to work.
It is expected that the number of men and
women who will drop out of the college at
the end of the first semester will be reduced
greatly as a result.
Solitary Speculations
By Haakon Provost
We scrawl experience on our brain and,
although we wash its memory in fresh adventure,
the ink has sunk idelibly to mark
our character forever.—Charles S. Brooks.
EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed in
this column are not necessarily the editorial
opinions of this paper. It is a column of personal
comment, and is not to be read as an expression
of our editorial policy.
"While the cock, with lively dint
Scatters the rear of darkness thin.
And to the stack, or the barn-door,
Stoutly struts his dames before."
—Milton.
* * * * *
ONCE again the victorious rooster of
of Democracy proudly ascends his
traditional perch of state and crows
his triumphal lays. Another time have the
disgruntled schismatics sought to break the
party of the South, and another time have
they failed. The outcome of the election
is just another example of the undeviating
operation of the old law of retribution, "to
him that doeth, it shall be done".
Heflin forsook the Democratic party in
1928; he was forsaken by that party in
1930. Of what can he have grounds to
complain?
* * * * *
At present the only foreign languages
offered at Auburn are French, German,
Spanish, and Italian. It strikes me as somewhat
strange that Latin and Greek have
no place in our curricula. These two languages
are the bases of our own tongue,
yet we care so little for them that they
are not in demand, even by students of literature
and the liberal arts. The whole
modern school of thought condemns, to a
certain extent, the classic England.of the
seventeenth century, yet, some of the finest
masterpieces of literature were produced
then. During this time no man was educated
unless he had a liberal knowledge
of Latin and Greek. Every school boy had
to learn to compose verses in the ancient
tongues. The scholars of this age were
really scholars. Compare, if you will, Goldsmith
or Addison with the modern philosopher,
Bertram Russel. To the student of
advanced English or of modern foreign
languages a knowledge of one of the ancient
languages is indispensable. However,
there are very few real students of literature
at Auburn, but it seems a crime that
those few should be denied the opportunity
of studying the classics of ancient Rome
and Greece in the original just because the
technical students consider all learning in
the line as useless "bunk". German is
kept at Auburn primarily that the chemical
engineers might read the works of greater
Teutonic scientists; French classes are
largely made up of architects who can't
distinguish the past definite from second
base. It is true that there is no demand
for Greek and Latin; I made earnest efforts
this fall to enroll in a course in Greek
grammar, but it seemed that I was the
only one who was "fool enough to fill my
head with that crap" (as I have heard it
expressed by a revered mechanical engineer).
The Department of Modern Foreign
languages is equipped with a staff in every
way prepared to teach either Latin or
Greek, and I can not help but believe that
there are other students beside myself who
have contemplated courses in these languages.
And what can be done about it?
What will be done about it? Absolutely
nothing. Students of literature will continue
to read with the veil of ignorance
surrounding them. They will come across
names like Bacchus, Hymen, Agamemon,
Electra, Menaleus, Hector, and thousands
of others that are used diuturnally in both
classic and in modern literature; what will
they know of these characters? They will
just wonder and let it drop, losing a very
vital part of the meaning of fhe work they
are perusing. The academic student will
wear out his dictionary looking up such
words as iconclastic, anthropmorphic, philology,
and numerous others descending from
the Greek. The physicist tells us that we
are animals; let us then submit to our fate,
living as automata, and finally dying of
brainstorms in a maze of acid fumes and
differential equations.
Shakespeare Says
Selected By Prof. C. L. Hare
LOVES LABOR'S LOST
A giving hand, though foul, shall have
fair praise.
* * *
He hath never fed of the dainties that
are bred in a book;
He hath not eat paper, as it were; he
had not drunk ink.
* * *
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument.
* * *
They have been at a great feast of languages,
and stolen the scraps.
Do we have to be mad at somebody'before
we can even begin to appreciate the
sad lot of the unemployed?—Heywood
Broun.
There is a risk in marrying the man who
says he will turn over a new leaf.—Edith
Sitwell.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1930 THE PLAINSMAN PAGE THREE
INEZ SHEPPARD.
Editor
Phone 251-J SOCIETY AND FEATURES This Department Open
From 11 A. M. to 5 P. M.
Daily
TOLERANCE
Your way is not my waj^--
Though we both--guest the Grail;
You waajdrtrudge the highway,
And I would blaze the trail.
Through the struggle of the city,
Through the pestilence and blight,
Prismed by your pity _
You will glimpse its light.
But I shall see it glowing
Beyond the haunts of Men,
Where little wild things growing
Point up to God again.
Your way is not my way,
Yet neither path need fail—
Following road and by-way,
We both shall find the Grail!
Mesdames Collins and
Carlovitz Joint Hostesses
Mrs. A. H. Collins and Mrs. C. H.
Carlovitz were joint hostesses Wednesday
afternoon at a lovely table
bridge party at the attractive home
of Mrs. Carlovitz on East Magnolia
Avenue.
The living room and dining room
where the guests played were quite
effectively decorated in Halloween
colors and novelties. The guests were
met at the door by the charming little
Misses Marvis Collins, Betty
Grimes, and Lilibel Carlovitz.
Mrs. J. C. Grimes won high score
prize and consolation was awarded
Mrs. Joe Ward. After the game delightful
refreshments were served.
Jimmy Keith of Birmingham came
down for the Auburn-Wofford game
Saturday.
-Mesdames Eaton and
Williamson Entertain
The attractive home of Mrs. Eaton
on South Burton Street was the scene
of a charming social affair last Saturday
afternoon when Mrs. Eaton
and Mrs. J. T. Williamson, entertained
their friends at a lovely bridge
tea.
The living room and dining room
where the guests were invited to play
were beautifully decorated with an
abundance of Dahlias and varied colored
autumn flowers.
Mrs. Frank Wilmore made high
score and Mrs. Ellis Diseke.r low. The
hostesses were assisted by Mrs. S. W.
Garrett, Mrs. E. S. Winters, Mrs.
Louis Ward and Miss Minnie O'Hare.
After the game an attractive salad
course was served to the following
guests. Dr. and Mrs. Bradford Knapp,
Dr. and^Mrs. Zebulon Judd, Dr. and
Mrs. J. T. Oliver, Dr. and Mrs. J.
W. Scott, Dr. and Mrs. Fuller, Mr.
and Mrs. J. L. Seal, Mr. and Mrs. J.
C. Grimes, Mr. and Mrs. A.. Carnes,
Mr. and Mrs. George Bayne, Mr. and
Mrs. J. B. Wilson, Mr. and Mrs. Homer
Tisdale, Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Collins,
Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hanson,
Mr. and Mrs. D. D. Sturkie, Mr. and
Mrs. Carlovitz, Mr. and Mrs. George
Scarseth, Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Sewell.
Chi Omega Pledges
Give Tea
On last Friday afternoon the pledges
of the Chi Omega Fraternity entertained
the pledges of/the other sororities
with an informal Halloween
Tea at their room on South College
Street. The Halloween spirit was
most beautifully and effectively carried
out in the decorations and favors.
Witches riding the broom,
black cats, and moons and stars,
shaded lights, pumpkins and Jack-0
'Lanterns adorned the room giving
the mystic feeling and atmosphere of
the mysterious Halloween night, with
a glittering candle here and there
throwing weird shadows over the
room. During the afternoon the pledges
served hot tea, sandwiches and
mints to their guests.
PERSONAL
MENTION
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Furnished or Unfurnished
Modern Conveniences
245 E. Glenn St.
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Phone 284
r HIGH GRADE DOMESTIC COAL!
Boothton for the furnace
Brilliant and Montevallo
for the heater and grates
AUBURN ICE & COAL CO.
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IT'S A TREAT TO EAT
Electrik Maid Products
Taste the Difference.
LET US MAKE YOUR PIES
Mrs. C. P. Townsley, Mrs. J. W.
Scott and Mrs. B. R. Showalter are
attending the State meeting of P.-T.-
A. in Montgomery this week.
* * *
Mr. and Mrs. B. C. Pope spend
Wednesday in Montgomery.
* * *
Miss Betty Addicks had as her
guest over the week-end her sister,
Miss Clara Addicks of Birmingham.
* * * •*
Miss Mildred Wood of Birmingham
was the week-end guest of Miss Inez
Shepard.
* * * /
Jim Crawford of Rockmart, Georgia
was a visitor in the city last
week-end.
* '• ' *
Miss Elizabeth Shepard of Dade-ville
attended the Auburn-Wofford
game here last Saturday.
* * *
Capt. and Mrs. Jasper M. Groves,
who have been the inspiration for
many delightful social affairs during
their visit in this city and the guests
of Mrs. Graves' mother, Mrs. Frederick
C. Biggin, left Tuesday morning
for their new home at Fort Screven,
Ga.
* * *
Miss Lane Graves, Ruth Murray
and Inez Shepard are attending the
Auburn-Tulane in New Orleans.
* * *
Miss Viola Thorn, Audry Lester,
Martha Haupt were out of town visitors
over the week-end.
* * *
Mr. Billie Duffy of Dadeville came
down for the Auburn-Wofford game
last Saturday.
/Miss Martha Slaughter spent the
past week-end with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. W. W. Slaughter in Lanett.
* * *
Miss Mary Stodghill, who ,is teaching
in Birmingham spent the weekend
with her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
L. D. Stodghill on South College St.
* * *
Mrs. Aanabelle Stearns and Miss
Nettie Dennis spent last Saturday in
Montgomery.
* * *
Paul Herbert is spending the weekend
in Grand Bay the guest of friends.
Mrs. Jasper Groves
Entertained
The beautiful new home of Mrs.
Baughman was the attractive setting
for a charming social affair last Saturday
after when Mrs. Baughman
and Mrs. Showalter were joint hostesses
at a tea complimenting Mrs.
Jasper Groves,
The hostesses were assisted in
receiving their guests by Mrs. F/red
Allison, Mrs. S. L. Toomer and Miss
Dorothea Biggin, who introduced the
guests in the living room.
Mrs. Frederick C. Biggin poured
tea and Mrs. Paul "King and Mrs. Eaton
assisted in the dining room. The
table was lovely with' a lace cloth and
center-piece of gorgeous roses in a
silver vase.
A delightful ice course and coffee
was served to about seventy-five
guests during the afternoon.
Parent-Teachers Assn.
Meets Wednesday
The P.-T. A of Auburn grammar
school held its regular meeting last
Wednesday afternoon in Miss Anna-belle
Taylor's room at the grammar
school. Mrs. J. W. Scott, president,
presided and during the business session
Mrs. B. R. Showalter and Mrs.
C. P. Townsley were elected as delegates
with the president to attend the
state meeting of P.-T. A. in Montgomery,
November 5, 6, and 7.
Dr. Paul Irvin gave a most interesting
talk on the Junior high school.
At the end of the program and business
session Mrs. Milligan Earnest,
Mrs. L. M. Sahag and Mrs. P. R. Bi-dez
served delightful sandwiches and
tea.
Lee jCounty Council of
P.-T.A. Meets
The County Council of the Lee
County Parents-Teachers Association
held its first meeting Wednesday afternoon
at the Court House in Opeli-ka,
with Mrs. B. R. Showalter, chairman,
presiding.
The object of this meeting was to
perfect the organization and to adopt,
with exceptions, the by-laws handed
down by the national P.-T.-A.
At this meeting Mrs. J. C. Cook
was made vice-chairman, Mrs. Claude
Summers, secretary, Mrs. L. A. What-ley,
treasurer, Mrs. W. C. McClen-don,
chairman of program committee,
and Mrs. Ed Motley, publicity superintendent.
Mrs. Hixon, of Auburn made
a most interesting talk on the importance
of publicity and Mrs. T. B.
McDonald spoke of the convention in
Montgomery. Mr. Edwards presented
the county library project and
Mrs. H. Y. Fleming told of the need
and importance of a library. The
next council meeting will be held at
the Junior High School in Opelika in
.January.
Paris (IP)-^-The cost of living for
students at the University of Paris
is not to be compared with that of
students in the United States.
A student in the Latin quarter
here can live on $230 for two semesters,
and his tuition, unless he takes
technical training, is $5.60 for the
year.
Prof, and Mrs. Salmon
Entertain Monday Evening
On last Monday evening Professor
and Mrs. Salmon entertained at a
lovely four-table bridge party in honor
of Mr. C. O. Pruitt, Mr. Elgin E.
McLean and Mr. Bernard Johnson,
at their home.
The home was artistically decorated
in colorful fall flowers and ferns.
High score prize was won by Miss
Sarah Hall Chenshaw and 'consolation
was awarded to Mr. Paul Taylor.
The honorees were also presented
with useful gifts.
At the conclusion of several enjoyable
games a delightful salad plate
with coffee was served to the following
guests: Miss Harriet Jackson,
Miss Martha Power, Miss Bess Fleming,
Miss Sarah Hall Crenshaw, Miss
Lillie Spencer and Miss Louise Stephens,
and Messrs. George Jester, Bernard
Johnson, E. E. McLean, C. 0.
Pruitt, P. A; Taylor, J. D. Pope, Prof.
J. W. Roe and Dr. Arnquist.
Mrs. Kennedy Entertains
At Lovely Tea
Mrs. Kennedy charmingly entertained
at a lovely tea Friday "afternoon
at her home in honor of the new
army officers' wives, Mrs. Gunby,
Mrs. Watts, Mrs. Huggins and Mrs.
Finch.
The-home was attractively decorated
with beautiful autumn flowers and
the color scheme green and pink was
most effectively carried out with the
pink roses and dahlias and green
candles.
Mrs. Kennedy was assisted in receiving
her guests at the door by Mrs.
Funchess, Mrs. Townsley, Mrs. Bowman,
Mrs. Ott and Mrs. Scott. Mrs.
Wilmore and Mrs. Hay ushered the
guests into the dining room where
Mrs. Knapp poured tea and Miss
Gatchell .poured coffee from a beautifully
appointed table. Mrs. Powell,
and Mrs. Showalter assisted in the
dining room. Delightful refreshments
were served to the guests
throughout the afternoon.
Tom Archer left Thursday night
for New Orleans, going down to attend
the Tulane-Auburn game Saturday.
Sigma Phi Beta Holds
Alumni Banquet
The Auburn banquet of the Delta
chapter of Sigma Phi Beta was held
Saturday evening in the balcony of
Smith Hall diniing room. The Halloween
spirit was effectively portrayed
in the decorations and beautiful
marigolds adorned the tables. Miss
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Scrimmaging By Moonlight; Tigers
Prepare For Struggle With Tulane
By Elmer G. Salter
"Scrimmaging by the Moonlight" is
the title of the new ballad now being
composed by the Auburn Tiger
footballers as they prepare on Drake
Field for their game Saturday with
the Southern Conference champions,
Tulane.
In the initial rough work of the
week, two varsity teams were .sent
against a like number of frosh elevens,
who are working hard this week
for their final game of the season, a
tilt with the Baby Billow from Tulane
in the Crescent City Saturday
morning.
Coach Wynne had his duet of teams
on the offensive until darkness had
enveloped Drake Field. The tentative
first eleven had several new faces,
who probably will start against the
Greenies in New Orleans Saturday
if they continue to carry out the
coaches instructions better than the
players who opened against Wofford.
The probable starters against Tulane
were minus two players, Capt.
Dunham Harkins, and James Bush,
on account of being listed on the ailing
list. Harkins was injured last
Saturday, but is expected to be able
to play against the champions, while
Bush is out for the year with mumps.
The pivot post was taken care of by
Ralph Jordan and Donald Jone^ filled
Bush's former berth at right
guard.
The remainder of the first-stringers
lined up with Grant at left end;
Arthur at left tackle; Burt at left
Three Minutes in 1928
Tech Game Cost Notre
Dame Star Year's Play
Chicago, Nov. 5.—If some one could
conveniently erase from Knute Rock-ne's
memory just three minutes of a
particular bustle between Notre
Dame and Georgia Tech in 1928 he
undoubtedly would be happly to supply
this individual with a bushel basket
of tickets on the 50-yard line for
the Notre Dame-Army game.
Here's the reason:
In that particular contest (Tech
whacked the Rocks, 13 to 0) Joe Sa-voldi
played at fullback, three minutes.
And that was all the time he
played all the season of 1928. But
just the same it counts as a year of
competition, so Jumpin* Joseph will
play no more football at Notre Dame
after this season.
If you ask Rockne about this particular
game he will politely refrain
from speaking. You see, it's a sore
spot and one that he never fails to
think about when he sees the people's
choice rummaging an opposing lino
these Saturdays for anywhere from
5 to 50 yards.
Savoldi at the time was rather a
green lug. He could run whenever
he was able to hold the ball, but the
dash he flashes today was missing. He
was a flop on defense and probably
did more harm than good while in
the lineup.
Joseph had come drown from Thr'js
Oaks, Mich., in 1927, heralded as a
great all-around star. He could clip
the 100 in 10 seconds and things like
that, but Rockne couldn't adapt him
to the Notre Dame style of football.
In the Georgia Tech game Rockne
found himself without a fullback so
he gave Savoldi a chance. Joe fumbled
the first time he got his hands on
the ball and Georgia Tech recovered.
From that time on it was Tech's ball
game, because the "Rambling Wrecks"
went right on to score a touchdown.
Jumpin' Joe went back to the reserves
to serve his apprenticeship and
nothing more was heard of him until
the Wisconsin game of last season.
From that time on Savoldi has been
one piece of bad news for all of Notre
Dame's opponents.
guard; Prim at right tackle; Egge
at right end; Parker calling signals;
Pate at left half; Hitchcock at right
half, and Brown at the line-plunging
post.
On several occasions Brown and
Hitchcock easily got out into the secondary
when their forward wall
mates "strutted their stuff." Pate
was also throwing some effective passes,
while Parker's blocking drew
praise from Wynne more than once.
He frequently blocked a 200-pounder
out of a play by hitting him with his
anatomy like Coaches Kiley and Mc-
Faden have taught him to. Parker
is expected to be a much better field
general the rest of his career in an
Orange and Blue uniform since regaining
confidence in himself (which
he lost after the Birmingham-Southern
game) by his wonderful playing
against Wofford. He has proven
that he is a brainy quarterback.
The other eleven that was battling
another crew of freshmen at the
North end of the field was; Mason
and Senn, ends; Miller and Taylor,
tackles; Simpkins and Schlich,
guards; Johnson, center; Davidson,
quarterback; Phipps and Creighton,
halfbacks, and Shackleford, fullback.
Creighton, Shackleford and Davidson
did most of the pigskin advancing for
this team. Davidson and Shackleford
swapped places with Parker and
Brown before the strenuous workout
was brought to a close.
In an effort to strengthen the
guard department since the loss of
Bush, Ernest Molphus has been
switched from tackle to guard. Molphus
was doing good work at the
tackle post, and if he can acclimate
himself to a new situation quickly,
the loss of Bush might not be felt
quite so hard as it is now. Bush was
the best defensive lineman on the
squad, and was the second regular
guard to be taken from the team.
Commodore Wood had to be operated
upon for appendicitis.
Lindley Hatfield, who has been
nursing injuries since the Georgia
Tech game, has not been used in any
rough work this week, but probably
will be able to see service against
Bernie Bierman's outstanding club.
Trainer Wilbur Hutsell had him running
around the field and he looked
okeh.
J. D. Bush, Defensive
Ace For Tigers, Is Out
Of Lineup For Season
Tigers Completely
Outclass Wofford
Statistics Reveal
J 0. Bust/
By Elmer G. Salter
The second serious blow of the season
to the guard department on Auburn's
1930 football team was received
as the Tigers were trying to feel
good over the showing they made
against Wofford. James Bush, who
started at right guard against Wofford
and the best defensive lineman
-,ri the squad, is out for the season
with a case of mumps.
The loss of Bush is the third
knockout recorded by Dame Jinx in
the Tigers' lair this year. Will Bas-sett,
halfback, received a broken leg,
and Commodore Wood, regular guard,
'ir>d to have an operation for appen-ii?
itis. Wood and Bassett have just
left the hospital in Opelika to rest
up at their homes before resuming
class work.
Bush complained of a swollen gland
Friday, but the swelling decreased
and Coach Wynne started him against
Wofford because it was thought that
he did not have the mumps. Although
handicapped with swollen glands,
Bush turned in a great game against
the Terriers.
On top of feeling blue over the loss
of Bush, Coach Roger J. Kiley brings
back news from New Orleans concerning
Tulane, whom the Tigers meet
in New Orleans Saturday, that it is
the best offensive team that he has
seen this year, including Georgia, and
that they have a great and powerful
line. Regarding their line was not
news since their 1929 forward wall
remained intact except for a lone
member, but it was not expected the
GRIDIRON QUINTESSENCE
By ADRIAN TAYLOR
Probably the most surprising game
of last Saturday, to football followers
of the South, was the 0-0 tie between
the Florida Gators and the Georgia
Bulldogs.
Florida has played rather erratic
football during the year, but was in
tip-top form against Georgia. After
being held to a close 7-0 game by the
Auburn Tigers, the Gators invaded
the North to overwhelmingly defeat
the Chicago Maroons. Then they returned
South to lose a close game to
Furman, and on the following Saturday
tied the strong Bulldog aggregation.
The feature of the game was
Florida's all-round defensive play.
For four downs, the Gator line stop-ped
the powerful Ripper Roberts on
their own one yard line, and several
times they rose on their haunches to
stop the fast Georgia backs. Ed Sauls
proved to the many spectators that
football is not a game of brawn but
of brains. The brilliant Sauls fumbled
a bad pass from center while
attempting to punt from behind his
own goal line, and instead of allowing
himself to be thrown for a safety, he
threw the ball into the field' of play.
On the next play, he punted the ball
beautifully out of danger.
For the first time this year, Alabama
opened her offensive attack to
overwhelm the Kentucky Wildcats, 19
to 0.
The powerful Bama line stopped the
illustrious Shipwreck. Kelly at the
line of scrimmage, and with the exception
of Tom Phipps, fullback, the
running attack of Kentucky was generally
ineffective.
The Crimson Tide seems *' be headed
for another conference championship,
as the have bowled over Tennessee,
Vanderbilt and Kentucky on
successive Saturdays, however,* they
still have three barriers to hurdle,
namely, Florida, L. S. U. and Georgia.
* * * * *
After being defeated by Alabama,
the Tennessee Vols defeated the
strong Clemson team, 27-0. Bobby
Dodd was especially effective with his
passes.
* * * * *
The following are favorites to win
Saturday:
Alabama 13—Florida 0.
Auburn 7—Tulane 6.
Vandy 20—Ga. Tech 6.
U. of N. C. 14—N. C. State 0.
Kentucky 20—Duke 6.
Georgia 13—N. Y. U. 6.
Furman 19—S. Carolina 12.
L. S. U. 20—U. of Miss. 7.
Sewanee 7—U. of Chatt. 0.
Tenn. 27—Carson Newman 0.
Clemson 13—V. M. I. 0
U. of Va. 14—V. P. I. 6.
By Elmer G. Salter
Not only did the 28 to 6 score show
Auburn's superiority over Wofford
last Saturday, but a glance at the
statictics shows how completely the
Terriers were outclassed.
Auburn made thirteen first downs
in gaining 411 yards against three
first downs and 102 yards for the
Spartanburg eleven. Three passes
were completed by the Tigers in thirteen
tries for a gain of 73 yards, while
Wofford made only one aerial heave
good in 17 attempts, which netted 30
yards. The Plainsmen also had a
slight advantage in punting as they
averaged 29.5 yards in eight kicks,
while Fox had four punts blocked and
averaged 25 yards.
The longest run of the game was
made by Jimmie Hitchcock, who
scored 25 points during the twenty-five
minutes that he was in the game.
Hitchcock intercepted a Wofford pass
and ran 75 yards across the goal line.
He also made another touchdown run
of 42 yards.
Ike Parker, Plainsman signal caller;
counted six points on a -55 yard jaunt
around end, while Wofford's longest
run was made by Alexander when he
intercepted a pass and galloped 50
yards before being caught from the
rear by Lee Johnson, Capt. Dunham
Harkins capable understudy at center.
Sophomore End
Plainsmen Reach
New Scoring Mark
Auburn's 38 to 6 triumph over Wofford
was the first time since early
October in 1926 that she won so decisively
from an opponent. In their
first conference game in 1926, the
Tigers ran roughshod over Clemson,
easily winning, 47 to 0.
Since the last victory over Clemson,
the Plainsmen scored 33 points
against Howard the same year, but
allowed the Bulldogs to cross their
goal twice. The other lone decisive
victory for the Tigers was also
against Howard when they won, 25
to 6.
The Orange and Blue eleven has
made creditable showings in a few
games since their last record year in
1926, but scoring six touchdowns
against the Spartanburg school stands
out as their major accomplishment
since winning their last conference
victory.
Four Hard Games Still Remain on
Auburn's Schedule for This Season
The athlete pictured above is Cary
Senn, end on Coach Wynne's_ varsity
squadd. Senn is a Sophomore, and
has played well in all of Auburn's
struggles on the gridiron. He will
be ready to give the Tulane Greenies
trouble in their drive for championship
honors.
Tigers Score in Most
Games of This Season
Senns Playing Wins
Him Place On Team
The fine playing of Cary "Shot"
Senn, Auburn end, in the Wofford
game, has probably cinched him a
regular berth if he continues to improve.
Senn was starting his first
varsity game, but took care of the
right terminal post in excellent fashion.
His previous varsity experience
was a few minutes in the opening
game against Birmingham-Southern.
Senn has shown promise all season,
but with Porter Grant playing bril-
Greenies would be quite so strong advancing
the pigskin since they lost
their first-string backfield.
The opening woi-kout of the week
on Drake Field was light. The first
part of the afternoon was given over
to a critique of the Wofford
game, and then the backs were given
a stiff drill in breaking up passes,
while the linemen were given fundamental
work under Coaches McFad-den
and Kiley.
The offensive showing of the Plainsmen
against Wofford was better than
usual, but the line failed to tackle,
like they have at other times t;his
season, so much work will be given
the linemen this week.
In the six games played by-Auburn
this season, the Tigers have scored in
every encounter except the ones with
Birmingham-Southern and Florida.
Touchdowns have been made against
Spring Hill, Georgia Tech, Georgia,
and Wofford.
Scoring in every game might not
be considered a record by some elevens,
but when you consider that the Plainsmen
have crossed the final white line
only 16 times in the thirty games that
they have played since their last conference
victory, the eleven touchdowns
made in six engagements by Chet
Wynne's 1930 team is quite a feat.
Jimmie Hitchcock, brilliant sophomore
halfback, .leads the Bengals in
making six pointers with an even
half-dozen. Tom Brown, another first-year
varsity performer, ranks second
with Ike Parker, Porter Grant and
Felix Creighton following behind with
one each.
The largest number of' counters
scored by the Orange and Blue team
this year was against Wofford last
Saturday, incidentally it was the largest
number of points made by the
Villagers since winning from Clemson
in 1926, 47 to 0.
Hitchcock had a field day against
Wofford, annexing 25 points in 25
minutes, and probably would have
scored additional points along with
other varsity players if they had been
allowed to play more than a little over
a quarter. Wynne was saving them
for future games.
A dependable kicker from placement
has not been found among the Tigers
yet, as the record in trying for the
extra point is four in eleven tries.
Not posessing a place-kicker deluxe
cost Auburn at least a tie with Georgia
Tech, who won by staging a second-
half comeback, 14 to 12.
By Elmer G. Salter
Tulane, the 1929 Southern Conference
champions, Mississippi A. & M.,
the up and coming team, coached by-
Chris Cagle; Vanderbilt, styi one of
the best in Dixie, and South Carolina,
coached by the crafty Billy Laval and
whose record already this season is
five wins and one loss, are the teams
that the Auburn Tigers see staring
them in the face when they glance at
their schedule.
All are members of the Southern
Conference and will be encountered by
Chet Wynne's practically sophomore
eleven in the order named on foreign
gridirons. The Greenies will be played
in New Orleans, November 8;
Chris Cagle's team in Birmingham,
November 15; Vandy in Nashville,
November 22, and South Carolina in
Columbus, Thanksgiving, November
27.
The trip to New Orleans will also
be made by the freshman team as they
bring to a close a highly successful
season meeting the Baby Green Wave
from Tulane in the morning of the
varsity conflict. The Cub-Billow
game is expected to be one of the
leading frosh classics to be played in
Dixie this year because both elevens
are boasting of a large number of
players who are going to be leading
contenders for varsity berths in 1931.
When the Plainsmen tackle the
Greenies in the Crescent City, they
will be meeting a foe that ranks along
with Georgia and Alabama as one
of the outstanding football teams in
the country. This year's eleven returned
their 1929 front almost intact
and have a galaxy of ball carriers who
are making Dixie football enthusiasts
forget Billy Banker and Ike Armstrong.
Bernie Bierman's 1930 back-field
is not as outstanding as the one
on his championship team, but they
are better rounded. This is really
better than having one or two individual
stars. Glover, Massey, Felts,
and Zimmerman have already made
names for themselves in advancing the
pigskin for lengthy gains.
Auburn was defeated by the
Greenies last season in New Orleans,
50 to 0, but are expected to make a
much better showing this year. It is
true that Tulane is as strong if not
stronger, as they were when they
"copped" the pennant, but the Plainsmen
have improved a good deal under
the able tutoring of Coaches Chet
Wynne, Roger Kiley and Earl Mc-
Faden.
The battle of centers is looked for
when Capt. Dunham Harkins meets
Capt. Lloyd Roberts. Both, were selected
as two of the outstanding snappers-
back below the Mason-Dixon line
in 1929, and have already made experts
take notice of their work this
season by their brilliant work. The
one that outplays the other in this
game is practically sure of an all-
Southern berth because there are only
about a half-dozen players in the S.C.
starring at the pivot post this year.
Roberts was chosen on the mythical
eleven last year but Harkins work
in the charity game in Atlanta, New
Year's Day, stamped him as a supreme
being in the middle of the line.
The classic in the Crescent City will
be the fourth conference tilt for the
Plainsmen and the third for the champions.
Auburn has played Florida,
Georgia Tech, and Georgia in conference
engegements, while Tulane has
met Georgia Tech and Mississippi A.
& M.
Dr. Knapp Praises
Runs by Hitchcock
Dr. Bradford Knapp, president of
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute,
who was a great football player at
Vanderbilt during his college career,
believes that the two touchdown runs
of 75 and 42 yards by Jimmie Hitchcock,
Chet Wynne's outstanding sophomore
halfback, against Wofford, were
two of the prettiest runs that he has
ever seen, and Dr. Knapp has been
watching football for a little over
three decades.
The 42-yard trip made by Hitchcock
was probably the prettiest because he
had to revolve out of five would-be
tacklers hands, but the run of three-fourths
of the distance of the gridiron
was not very far behind. In the
first, the line opened up a hole over
tackle, he shot into the secondary, and
then was unstoppable.
The latter run was made when he
jumped high into the air and grabbed
a Wofford pass and outdistanced
every Terrier who looked like they
might overtake him. He shifted into
high gear and then showed a fleet
pair of heels to the Wofford players.
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1930 THE PLAINSMAN PAGE FIVE
FORD, MARX ASSAULT
FOOTBALL, BEDS IN
NEW COLLEGE HUMOR
Land of Milk and Honey Is
Realized by Homeless Cats
When Adopted by A Janitor
"It may come as something of a
shock to modern devotees of the grid
iron sport," reveals Corey Ford in the
December College Humor in his reminiscences,
And That's How I Met
Your Grandmother, "to learn that in
my time football was played on bicycles.
The entire team would line
up along the tape on their high-wheeled
'bikes' and at^the referee's
whistle they would pedal down the
field like mad, the thumb-pieces of
the bicycle bells clanging briskly and
their auburn side-burns floating behind
them on the breeze as they raced
toward the goal.
"An innnovation which proved highly
successful was the passing of the
famous rule in 1869 that a man who
made a touchdown was allowed to
keep the ball as a souvenir. Inasmuch
as leather was extremely valuable,
owing to the high protective
tariff, we found that this rule practically
did away with the fumble entirely.
Once a man had the ball in
my day, he kept it. On the other
hand, it handicapped our forward
passing considerably, inasmuch as the
first action of a player upon catching
the ball in his arms would be to deflate
it, tuck it under his jersey, walk
off the field, go back to his room,
pack his suitcase, .buy a ticket to the
big city and set up in the leather
business for himself. It was in this
manner that Otto H. Kahif'got his
start.
"But the most interesting custom in
the good old days was the rule which
we adopted regarding spectators. Today
the spectator at a football game
merely sits in the stands and calls
A paradise of hambudger, cream,
and mice for homeless cats and an
employment agency for good ratters
temporarily out of work has been
maintained for eight years in the mid
die of Chicago's roaring traffic, surrounded
by skyscrapers high enough
to make a cat giddy.
In the window of a vacant store
at Wacker drive and Washington
street eight fat, sleek cats are' seen
daily sitting in a contented row. They
are the well-provided-for wards of
out advice to the teams, such as 'Try
a forward!' or^'Take it through the
line!' or 'Kill that man!' but in my
day they actually went out there and
did these things.
Groucho Marx, in discussing Beds,
in the December College Humor has
this to say: "I have found that I can
be put to sleep by (1) a fifth cocktail;
(b) a Mickey Finn, which is
known in the night clubs as a Mickey
Finn; (27) radio tenors from the
Bronx, who songfully yearn for Ala-bammy
and want to go there as much
as I want to go back to the reform
school; (x) a letter from Aunt Susie;
(164) Henry James' later novels—I
never opened the earlier ones; (c) a
Bach concerto, although Bach beer
makes me even drowsier; (pdq) business
forecasts by industrial giants
who tell us conditions are great but
that we shouldn't worry anyway;
(tw) a half hour of Clara Bow's
chemise (I mean on the screen—
which gives you an idea of how my
youth is slipping; he slipped on his
way to school yesterday, and I warned
him to be more careful); (s)
speeches by anybody.
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Jim (Happy) Fuller, the janitor of
the building, who believes nothing is
too good for his pets.
Board for the cats daily requires
75 cents of Fuller's salary, and it
goes to buy milk for the kittens and
hamburger for the cats with plenty
of salmon on Sundays.
"When I die," said Happy, "I hope
they bury me over the Northwestern
tracks. That's where I've buried the
little cats that died these last eight
years."
Happy believes he has raised a hundred
cats during the years he has
maintained his asylum for feline wayfarers.
For some of them, chiefly
the best ratters, he has found other
homes where their talents may be of
use.
"I've given the new opera building
two fine ratters, and I have given
the telephone company a dozen for
their building. I stay up all night
the nights the kittens come, but I
can't help much."
Happy makes his home in the building
with the cats. He has trained
them not to molest the things in his
room.
".You can teach cats just like children,"
he contends. "All these cats
know their name, and they all ramble
about the loop at night. .
"Dick," called Happy.
Dick, a 20-pound, eight-year-old,
jumped to his shoulder.
"Teddie, Cockie, Nellie, Tommie
Midget . . ."
Obediently all the cats responded
except Midget, who was engrossed
with an elaborate trapeze of rubber
rings and balls.
"I don't know what ails that kitten,"
Happy complained. "She won't
mind worth a cent."
"I got to liking cats during the
Spanish-American war," said Happy.
"I was with the 3rd regiment, company
8, from Somerville, N. J. There
was a cat with our outfit, and it was
my job to feed her. She used to go
into battle as brave as any soldier.
People can learn a lot from cats."
Happy is inclined to believe in reincarnation,
contending that many
cats have bigger and more generous
souls than people.
"Maybe in the next world we'll all
be cats," he said.
Journal Runs Story of
First Football Game
The magazine section of the Atlanta
Journal of October 26 carried an
illustrated story entitled "Georgia's
First Football Game" written by Elmer
G. Salter. The same story was
printed recently in the Plainsman but
the illustration in the Journal gave
it a different appearance.
It relates the fact that the South's
first football game was played in Atlanta
in Piedmont Park on February
20, 1892, with the University of Georgia
on one side and Auburn on the
other.
Dr. George Petrie coached the Auburn
Tigers and Dr. Charles Hefty
coached the Georgia team. It happens
that both of these men are now
burn Tigers, and Dr. Charles Herty
connection was made recently, he serving
as consulting chemist.
The story is interesting and instructive.
It is a distinct compliment
to Mr. Salter.
Ala. Counties to Start
Campaign Against Rats
Mr. Roy Moore, of the U. S. Bureau
of Biological Survey, will be in
Alabama beginning November 1 to
carry on rat control campaigns in
several counties of the State. The
work will be carried on with the cooperation
of Mr. William A. Ruffin,
who is in the Extension Service of
the Department of Entomology at
A. P. I., and with the cooperation also
of the county agents and vocational
agricultural teachers. The
work will be done in the following
counties: Wetumpka, M a r s h a l l,
Franklin and Lamar.
It is estimated that the rat destroys
approximately $200,000,000 worth of
food and material in the United States
each year. The work of destroying
the rat is a community project and
will be carried on in the counties
mentioned above as such.
Calendar With Thirteen
Months Wins Popularity
Throughout WholeWorld
Washington—(IP)—The proposed
change in the calendar to give us 13
months of 28 days each—once a university
professor's idea—is gaining
rapidly in popularity throughout the
World, according to information available
here.
The Conference on Calendar Reform,
to be held at Geneva in 1931,
is given as one evidence of this, as
well as the fact that some of this
country's most prominent industrial
leaders are members of the National
Committee on Calendar Simplification.
The 13-month plan would involve a
year of 13 months, each divided into
exactly four seven day weeks. There
would be one day in the year which
would belong to no month and to no
week, and this would be designated
"New Year's Day," and have no other
name. Obviously, it would be a holiday.
The first of each month would fall
on Sunday, and the last of each month
on Saturday.
On leap years there would be two
New Year's Days.
Arguments in favor of the plan
are that it would simplify all business
transactions, that rents would be
equal each month, that, because all
holidays would fall on Mondays, weeks
would not be broken into by holidays,
and it would be much more difficult
to forget the day of the week on which
a given date would fall.
There is another plan afoot to keep
the months as they are, 12 in number,
but to equalize the number of days
in each month so that each quarter
year would be the same size as every
other quarter year.
This plan, however, is no where
near as popular as the 13-month pla^n.
Many agencies in the United States
already use the 13-month plan as an
auxiliary calendar.
Governor Graves and Prexy
Are Present at the Initiation
of Scabbard and Blade Men
Brothers Manage
Tiger Grid Teams
Brothers are on the managerial
staff of Auburn's two 1930 representatives
on the gridiron.
Ike "Nigger" Lewis, utility on last
season's baseball teams, manager of
Coach Jack Cannon's frosh team,
while his brother, Aubrey, serves as
assistant manager for Coach Chet
Wynne's varsity squad. Aubrey also
was on Coach Fred Sheridan's 1930
baseball team, assisting in the catching
department.
Breaking into the managing end of
the moleskin squads is more of an
honor for the Lewis boys, who hail
from Chapman, Ala., than one would
ordinarily realize. Heretofore, the
teams have been managed by a youth
bearing the good appellation of Smith,
but it looks like the tide has changed.
Hadden Smith was manager of the
1927 varsity team; Earl Smith served
in this capacity for the 1929 team,
and George Washington "Red" Smith,
is manager of Coach Chet Wynne's
team. Louis R. "Little Goat" Smith,
brother of Hadden, was elected assistant
manager in 1929, but failed to
return to school this year.
COURSE IN "SOCIAL POISE"
TO BE INAUGURATED AT
TEMPLE UNI. FOR WOMEN
Until we try we don't Jcnow what
we can do, and that's why some people
have such a good opinion of themselves.
Philadelphia, Pa. —(IP)—A new
course of instruction to instil "social
poise" in students of Temple University
is to be inaugurated, according
to Miss Gertrude D. Peabody, dean
of women.
Declaring that the poise, which enables
both men and women to feel
socially at ease is as important as
any other branch of learning, Miss
Peabody has promised to arrange activities
which will assist students in
gaining ease of manner.
"Many girls," she said, "complete
their college courses without learning
what the college life is all about. She
has outlined a definite program aimed
to place girls in their proper vocations
and to familiarize them with
the various phases of college activities,
s
Last Friday evening at seven
o'clock the final phase of the Scabbard
and Blade initiation of the newly
pledged men began on Toomer's
corner. After a rigid inspection and
strenuous drill of the pledges, both
new and old men adjourned to the
stables where they climbed aboard
the four legged beasts which were to
transport them to the camp site,
where the final touches were added
to the initiation.
Governor Graves, who became a
member of Company L of the Fifth
Regiment of Scabbard and Blade last
Spring, and Dr. Bradford Knapp, who
is also a member of this honorary
military fraternity", rode to the camp
site.
Symbol Of Friendship
Unveiled at McGill U.
Montreal, Que.—(IP)—A marble
fountain, symbolic of the friendship
of the United States for Canada, is
to be unveiled on the campus of McGill
University here Saturday, Nov.
1, with elaborate ceremonies.
The fountain, designed by Gertrude
Vanderbilt Whitney, is the gift of a
committee of good will composed of
about 100 prominent citizens of the
United States, including many college
presidents, business men, writers, and
Army and Navy officers.
Miss Ellen Ballon, a McGill graduate
now living in New York Oity,
originated the idea of the gift. She
is the organizer of the United States
Committee of Good Will in Canada.
After an all night adventure at
the camp grounds, the ritual was performed
at sunrise, with Capt. T. P.
Archer presiding.
Lt. Huggins, who has recently
been sent to Auburn, has been elected
to the chapter and was initiated
Friday night with Capt. Metts, Lt.
Watts, and Lt. Gunby.
The student pledges, who were
initiated are: T. J. Amason, W. J.
Sindo, E. R. Enslen, J. C. Clarke,
Murff Hawkins, G. N. Sparrow, H. W.
Ellis, C. L. Adams, J. O. Moss, O.
W. Ivey, and R. A. Wesson.
TINY PHOTOGRAPHS
ARE MADE POSSIBLE
THROUGH DISCOVERY
TO MAKE EVERY HOUSE- *
WIFE A CHEMIST
Cincinnati, O.—(IP)—To make
every housewife a chemist, capable
of testing her own milk and food, is
the object of the Division of Chemical
Education of the American Chemical
Society.
The organization has been making
a special investigation of the subject,
and plans to formulate a study
plan for American homes.
Berlin—(IP)—Reduction of a photograph
of a book page to an area of
a hundredth of a square millimeter,
and then re-enlargement of the photograph
to normal size, ha« been made
possible by the discovery of a practically
grainless film formula by Professor
Goldberg, a German photographic
chemist.
The reduction is accomplished by
photographing through an inverted
microscope on to a film with a silver
emulsion.
By the new discovery, it will be
possible to photograph at least 100
novels in full on one post card, and
then make it possible to read page
after page on a projector screen.
The invention is believed to hold,
great value for espionage agents, who
may now slip through the line with
an entire plan of battle inscribed on
a bit of paper less than a square
millimeter in size, tucked under a
fingernail or pasted to the scalp.
It is also believed to be of value in
erlanging technical photographs of
microscopic life.
After The
Auburn-South Carolina Game
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Portland Co. to Give
Concrete Instruction
Engineers, contractors, and others
interested in concrete construction
will attend a concrete school here,
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,
Nov. 10, 11, and 12. The school will
be conducted by M. H. Small, of
Birmingham, district manager of the
Portland Cement Association, and
will be given under the auspices of
the civil engineering department of
Auburn, of which Prof. J. A. C. Cal-lan
is head.
A number of experts will give lectures
and demonstrations. Mr. Small
will discuss the best methods of making
concrete, and will explain the
methods of designing concrete mixes
to meet definite requirements, and
will give practical demonstrations.
N. H. Houk, bridge engineer of the
Alabama Highway Department, will
speak on the use of concrete in
•bridges; R. D. Jordon, division engineer
of the state highway department,
on the use of concrete in highway
pavement; Prof. C. A. Baugh-man
on the use of concrete in culverts;
Prof. Callan on concrete in
buildings, and Prof. A. C. Barrow
will give an illustrated lecture on the
Carguinez Straits Bridge.
Prof. Callan stated that all interested
persons are invited to attend.
At the school literature on concrete
construction of sidewalks, farm
buildings, and other concrete struc^
tures will be distributed.
EDUCATION WEEK
TO BE OBSERVED
STARTING MONDAY
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(Continued from page 1)
quest of the Auburn Business and
Professional Woman's Club.
A PROCLAMATION
WHEREAS, in a democracy such
as ours, its continued existence depends
upon the education of all the
people, thus creating a public responsibility
which cannot be gainsaid
nor evaded, and,
WHEREAS, this responsibility can
not be intelligently fulfilled without
information concerning educational
conditions and needs, and,
WHEREAS, this opportunity to
obtain accurate and adequate information
concerning our educational
conditions is furnished through the
observance of EDUCATION WEEK,
established some years ago by the
joint efforts of the American Legion,
the National Education Association
and the United States Bureau of Education,
^ .
NOW THEREFORE, I, W. D.
Copeland, as Mayor of the City of
Auburn, hereby proclaim and declare
the week of November 10th to 16th,
inclusive, as EDUCATION WEEK
IN AUBURN, ALABAMA and I urge
and beseech all citizens of our city
to observe said week to take advantage
of "the opportunity to acquaint
themselves with the accomplishments,
the present status, and the needs of
our schools, so that never again shall
we witness the disgrace of our young
men and women going forth illiterate
and unprepared as in the fateful
days of 1918, nor again behold them,
because of ignorance, confounded in
the days of peace. Observe this
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/TIGER ENTRAINS TO MEET
THE GREENIES IN NEW
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(Continued from page 1)
to the City of Romance:. Miller, Taylor
and Holdcroft, tackles; Senn,
Mason and McCree, ends; Davidson
and Tamplin, quarterbacks; Hatfield,
Phipps and Creighton, halfbacks; and
Shackleford and Wible, fullbacks.
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n<jFine as the finest"
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up.
We Sell Majestic Combination
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BIERMAN PREPARES
FOR TIGER INVASION
New Orleans, La., Nov. 6—For the
first time since Tulane University met
Northwestern and Texas A. & M.,
Coach Bernie Bierman is doing some
pointing of the Green Wave in preparation
for an opponent. The game
with Auburn is causing no little concern
in the Tulane camps and the
return of Ted Banks, scout, who
looked over the Auburnites last Saturday,
has served to pep up things.
Banks saw a hard-charging line,
strong and rugged, something Auburn
hasn't had since 1924, and he
saw three fine backs run Wofford
ragged, winning in a canter, 38 to 6.
This showing, in addition to the fact
that Auburn held Florida, 7-0, and
once had the ball on the Gator's one-foot
line, makes the Plainsmen no
setups. Too, it must be remembered
that Auburn played Georgia Tech a
close game, 14-12.
Coach Bierman looks at Auburn as
a dangerous foe. He expects his
team to be given one of their hardest
fights of the ^season, and he is
prepping them for such a battle.
Plenty of work in defense is being
given the Greenies, while Zimmerman
and other backs are being drilled in
new plays.
One of the biggest things the Tulane
coach is trying to avoid is over-confidence
and the "flatness" that
otfen comes to any team after going
strong a month. It is recalled that
last year, after having swept Georgia,
Georgia Tech and Auburn aside
in form, Tulane had considerable
trouble beating a much-harassed
Sewanee team.
Of course, Bierman does not rate
Auburn in that category. The Tigers
had a rest game Saturday and can
be expected, to rise to heights Saturday
in an attempt to beat the
champions. It is for this reason that
Bierman is keying up his men to a
high pitch. He doesn't want to see
INTER-FRAT COUNCIL SETS
DATE FOR TOURNAMENT
(Continued from page 1)
ty having the first four men to finish
in the Omicron Delta Kappa cake
race, to be run during the first part
of December.
This is another campus activity
which causes quite a stir of excitement
since it is a test of the Rats'
ability as track men. W. S. Myrick,
Jr., president of the council, was elected
delegate to the Undergraduate In-terfraternity
Conference which meets
in New York on the Thursday, Friday,
and Saturday during Thanksgiving
holidays.
At this conference are gathered together
men representing the inter-fraternity
councils of colleges and universities
throughout the United States
for the purpose of exchanging ideas
and methods used in conducting campus
activities in different parts of
the country.
A committee led by chairman Mac
Jones was appointed to prepare a regular
schedule for the Freshmen pledges
to exchange visits for lunch with
other fraternities that are members
of the council. The day set for this
affair will probably fall on Thursday
of each week.
AMERICAN LEGION
AUXILIARY
The regular meeting of the American
Legion Auxiliary will be Monday
night, November 3rd, at 7:15,
at the home of Mrs. George Moxham.
Due to not having a quorum of members
at the last meeting the election
of officers was postponed until this
time, and members are urged to attend.
week, that we may know our duty
and obligation to our youth and that
our youth may be trained to love our
State, to rightly understand the obligations
to her and to unceasingly
strive to develop her priceless resources
of men and things for the
increasing happiness of her future
citizenship.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have
hereunto set my hand, this the 1st
day of November, in the year of our
Lord, Nineteen Hundred and Thirty.
W. D. Copeland, Mayor.
his team licked just before their
big game with Georgia.
The Tulane line will be somewhat
crippled for the Auburn game, both
Elmer McCanse, tackle, and John
Scafide, husky guard, being out with
injuries. Scafide suffered broken
cartilage in his left shoulder, while
McCanse is nursing a broken thumb.
It is doubtful whether either of them
will be ready for Auburn.
In case McCanse is not able to
take his place in the line-up Saturday,
Coach Bierman plans to use Jerry
Dalrymple, candidate for all-
Southern end, at tackle with Vernon
Haynes starting at end.
Tulane's offense has been improving
steadily each week and Auburn
will be forced to stop one of the
most versatile and hard-running attacks
in the South Saturday. With
Don Zimmerman carrying on the
way he has, the Tigers are in for a
tough afternoon. The way this lad
is playing in his sophomore year has
Tulane followers very optimistic over
his next two years. In fact, they're
already comparing him with Banker.
FAMED WRITER KNOWN TO
HAVE A "YELLOW STREAK"
New York—(IP)—That William
S. Porter, who wrote under the pen
name, O. Henry, was known to have
a "yellow streak", is the statement
made here recently by Miss Blanche
Colton Williams, head of the English
department at Hunter College,
who is a short story critic, and who
annually conducts the O. Henry Memorial
Short Story Contest.
PROCLAMATION ISSUED
BY GOVERNOR GRAVES
(Continued from page 1)
ber 11, as a legal holiday in Alabama,
•and
Wheeras, this reflects the sentiment
of all the citizens of the State and
has become the most historic day of
world-wide significance,
Whereas, it is the desire of our
citizens to observe this day not only
as a history making day but also in
memory of those who at the front
and in camp surrendered their lives
in defense of what their nation
thought right.
Now, therefore, I, Bibb Graves, as
Governor of this State of Alabama,
in behalf of all the people in the
State, and in recognition of the distinguished
service of our soldiers and
sailors who returned and in reverent
•memory of those who did not return,
do hereby declare that Tuesday, November
11, 1930, is a legal holiday
and I ernestly request and urge our
public schools to close on said day
for the whole day and to cooperate
with the American Legion in a proper
and reverent celebration of this
day.
It is rquested that at 11:00 a. m.,
our time, on that day, there be a
cessation of traffic on our streets, the
stoppage of industry whenever possible
and a general observance of our
citizenship for two minutes in silence
in memory of our dead and in
a petition to THE MOST HIGH for
continued peace and prosperity."
Peanut Hams Stressed
Kiwanis Club Meeting
Every little uplift movement has a
payroll all its own. *
DRAKE-IG0U COAL YARD '
Successors to J. G. Beasley
—Dealers In—
BEST GRADES OF COAL
Phone 158 Auburn, Ala.
Henry Witherington, county agent
for Houston County, addressed the
Kiwanis Club at their special agricultural
program emphasizing the superior
qualities of "peanut" hams
Monday, noon. Mr. Witherington
stated that an exhaustive study made
of the consumption of meat from hogs
fed on peanuts, revealed that this
meat possessed a flavor far superior
to that of corn-fed hogs. Only prejudices
based on past trends caused the
buying public to hesitate when buying
the "peanut" pork in competition
with the "corn-fed" hogs, he contended.
The market price of Alabama hogs
is now lVz cents per pound under the
Chicago market as compared with 6
cents below the northern market in
1914. This advance in the market has
come about through cooperative marketing,
the speaker said, and if the
public is educated to demand Alabama
"peanut" pork, the price will be raised
on par with the Chicago market.'
M. L. Jackson, District Chairman of
Agriculture of the Kiwanis spoke concerning
the program now being
launched by the Extension Service of
the State for overcoming the prevailing
prejudices against the Alabama
"peanut" pork, and being supported
by the Kiwanis Club and other civic
organizations.
As concrete evidence of the superior
flavor of the "peanut" hams, a large
slice of this meat was served on each
pate at the luncheon.
A large attendance marked the
meeting, and many visitors from Birmingham,
Montgomery, Opelika and
Auburn were present.
Tiger Theatre
SATURDAY, Nov. 8
FIRST GREAT RAILROAD
TALK THRILLER
"Danger Lights"
Also Comedy
"BIGGER AND BETTER"
SUNDAY — MONDAY
November 9-10
EDDIE CANTOR
—In—
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Spectacle.
TUESDAY, November 11
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Eddie Quillan - Robert Armstrong
- James Gleason
Miriam Seegar - Margaret
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NATURAL GAS
Was Turned in the
Auburn Mains
Monday, November 3rd
We Wish to Advise the Public that
Thursday, November 13th
Is the last day of our preconstruction
offer whereby you get 100 feet of
service for $5*00, and this will be
credited to your account if two appliances
are purchased on or before
this date*
If two appliances are contracted for on or before
this date the ones holding receipts on
preconstruction orders will receive the $5*00
credit on their appliances*
Alabama Natural Gas Corp*
Lobby Thomas Hotel -:- Phone 368
- Auburn, Alabama