1981-06-25 The Auburn Plainsman

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Volume 87 Number 28 Thursday, June 25,1981 Auburn Univ., Ala. 36849 12 pages
Fifty professors quitting;
recruiting effort lagging
ELBOWTOELBOW
.Auburn experiences a large summer enrollment
Photography: Stent Lilly
Summer enrollment increases
By Karen Kirkpatrick
Plainsman Staffwriter
Summer enrollment at Auburn
University has increased signifi­cantly
more than last year and the
number of freshmen enrolled
summer quarter has "more than
doubled," Registrar Tom Stall-worth
said Friday.
According to Stallworth, 8,260
students had paid fees by the first
day of summer classes which is 795
more than last summer's enroll­ment.
Stallworth estimates the
final enrollment will be about 8,400
or 8,500 students after all registra­tion
is completed.
Stallworth said that 500 fresh­men
pre-registered for summer
quarter which is more than double
of last summer's freshmen enroll­ment
of 200.
A significant reason for the
increase in the summer enroll­ment
is because of the shortage of
student housing, Stallworth said.
Students, particularly women
come to summer quarter to be able
to go into student housing for the
fall quarter, Stallworth said.
According to Gail McCullers,
director of student housing, Au­burn
University will give students
who enter in the summer quarter
priority in housing over those who
enter in the fall. McCullers said
that many of the students attend­ing
summer quarter are those who
are willing to contract for student
housing for four quarters instead
of three quarters.
Another reason summer enroll­ment
has increased, Stallworth
said, is because if the increase in
tuition and therefore many out-of-state
students attend summer
quarter to establish residency.
By Sonny Long
Assistant News Editor
Faculty members are leaving
Auburn at a rate nearly twice as high
as normal, and by fall more than 50
professors will have left for greener
pastures.
"There is a normal turnover rate,
but this estimated 50 is in excess of
this natural turnover. It certainly is
higher than usual, and is caused by a
variety of factors," said Dr. Taylor
Littleton, vice president for acade­mic
affairs.
Some of those reasons for leaving
expressed by departing faculty
members are not all economics.
Joe Cunningham, a psychology
professor, departed for Brandeis
University in Boston, Mass, said, "I
really don't think salaries are the
most important thing to the people
who are leaving. The concern I
have with the administration of this
University would have caused me to
leave for other reasons."
Those other reasons include a
general low morale among the
faculty members, high student-to-faculty
ratios and a seeming disre­gard
for academics In favor of
athletics.
Littleton said that the administra­tion
is moving to help fill the voids
left by the departing faculty mem­bers.
"The deans are doing some
recruiting and are making some
small headway. I hope to have our
faculty strength up by fall to where it
was at the end of spring. We may
have to employ more temporary
people than we'd like to," said
Littleton.
Two of the hardest hit areas have
been the English department and
the School of Engineering. Dr.
Chester C. Carroll, dean of the
School of Engineering, said the
school will lose 13 professors, one by
retirement.' 'The others are leaving
to accept various positions in pri­vate
industry and at other universit­ies.
The department heads and I
have worked extremely hard to
recruit as best we could. So far we
have gotten only five replacements.
So we'll probably go into the fall with
larger enrollment and fewer faculty
with a heavier working load," said
Carroll.
"I want to emphasize " Carroll
added'. "The faculty members are the
University."
Dr. JohnKuykendall, chairman of
the faculty senate, echoed Carroll's
remarks. "There are some good
professors staying to try and wea­ther
the hard times and that takes
courage. I don't know how long you
can expect these people to last over
the long haul without a new spirit of
esprit de corps that we don't have
now."
Dr. Walter Hitchcock, head of the
English department, said, "We will
be affected significantly. We are
trying to make appointments, but
it's hard to do without a budget. Our
salaries aren'tgoing to knock the top
off anything. We are constantly
working to fill the void."
The void left by the departing
faculty members, if not completely
caused by economics, is at least
partly a salary issue. In the June 22
issue of "The Chronicle of Higher
Education" average faculty sal­aries
at 2,500 institutions are listed.
Auburn's average salaries, in thou­sands
of dollars, include 30.9 for a
professor, 24.1 for an associate
professor, 20.3 for an assistant
professor and 14.9 for an instructor.
In comparison, the University of
Georgia where several Auburn
professors have defected includ­ing
Carl Hoveland, Auburn's 1980
Distinguished Faculty Lecturer,
lists salaries at 35.5 for a professor,
26 for an associate professor, 20.5 for
an assistant professor and 18 for an
instructor.
"If we can improve our economic
situation," said Littleton, "We can
put an end to this trend. Though it is
not a crisis or panic state, the
situation is critical."
Littleton continued, "We also
have to bring some order to our
enrollment situation. Some of the
teaching loads are enormous and
much too high for quality educa­tion."
See PROFESSORS, page 3
Two coeds assaulted in one week Inside
By Joe Foley
Plainsman Staffwriter
Two assaults, one of which was
apparently connected with a threat
on the Dorm K president, occurred
within one week of each other at the
end of spring quarter.
On Sunday, May 31, at 3:50 a.m., a
Dorm K coed awoke to find a man
lying on top of her with his hand over
her mouth, said Gail McCullers,
director of housing. McCullers said
the girl kneed the assailant and bit
his hand, drawing blood. She added
the man, about 6-feet tall, well built,
wearing blue overalls and a ski
mask, then fled as he had entered,
through a bathroom leading to an
adjoining room whose occupants
•were absent.
Assistant Director of Housing
Jerry Cook said other girls heard the
screaming of the victim but stayed
in their rooms with doors locked as
Campus Security had advised in
such situations. A male student saw
the man enter and leave through an
unlocked second floor window on the
east end of the building, Cook said.
The incident occurred on the fourth
floor. The Dorm Kpresident said the
man had turned off the lights before
A better home
the attack occurred. Campus Secur­ity
confirmed the details of the
incident.
The Dorm Kpresident was herself
the subject of a threat from an
anonymous caller the following
Tuesday night, June 3, approxi­mately
9:30.
The dorm president recalled the
male first saying, "You only know
me from my fingerprints and blood
sample," apparently referring to
the Sunday morning attack.
Thecallerwentontosay, "Be sure
and have a good time tonight and get
drunk because you may not have
many more good times."
The dorm president also believed
the caller to have followed her
earlierinthe evening, since over the
phone he was able to recite exactly
where she had been. She also said
she got the impression the anony­mous
caller was going to attempt to
break into the building that night.
She immediately informed secur­ity
who then tightened the already
heavy surveillance around the
dorm. The dorm president said she
left the building and spent the night
with friends.
On Saturday, June 6, another girl
was attacked in Samf ord Park at the
corner of College Street and Thach
Avenue, said Tracey Sutherland,
graduate-resident adviser at Alum­ni
Hall. Sutherland said the victim
was walking from her apartment to
Magnolia Dormitory at about 9:30
p.m. when a young male, about
5-feet-ll, 160 pounds, grabbed her
and put his hand over her mouth.
The man told her not to scream, and
he wouldn 't hurt her. He then pushed
her to the ground.
**rhe victim later expressed to
Sutherland that the assailant seem-ec
unsure of himself and wasn't
excessively violent. Sutherland said
although the girl did scream several
times no one seemed to notice,
despite there being a number of
people in the park waiting for the
late showing of the free movie at
Langdon Hall.
See ASSAULTS, page 7
The acclaimed movie of the
summer, "Raiders of the Lost
Ark" brings thirties-style action
to Auburn. Read the review on
page 11.
Campus Calendar page 6
Classifieds page 12
Doonesbury page 7
Editorials page 4
Entertainment page 11
Sports Page 8
hike creates mixed student reactions
By Keith Ayers
News Editor
Reaction among students re­mains
mixed in the wake of the June
1 decision by the Auburn Board of
Trustees to increase tuition from
$240 per quarter to $330 for in-state
students and from $480 to $760 for
non-resident students, increases of
38 and 58 percent.
Just how much money the in­crease
will generate for the general
fund has not yet been determined,
but local media reports it to be in the
$6 million range. The increase will
become effective fall quarter.
Rip Britton, Auburn's Student
Government Association president,
said Tuesday that he feels positive
about the increase.
' 'I was in favor of the increase and
feel it was needed and justified.
' 'I was somewhat surprised at the
amount of the increase, and I felt at
first that the out-of-state tuition
should have been lower.
"However, I have talked to Dr.
Funderburk, and he showed me the
facts and figures that demonstrate
the need for higher out-of-state
tuition. '
"I think this will help demonstrate
to the legislators that we are trying
to do our part," he said.
Greg Pitts, station manager at
WEGL, the university radio station,
isn't entirely sold on the Idea.
"I don't really like the Increase,
but I can live with it. A gradual
increase-say $50 for fall quarter
and $20 each for winter and spring
quarter- would have been better.
' "The out-of-state Increase is what
bugs me the worse. It is entirely too
much. I know several people who
won't be coming back to Auburn
next year because of it."
Pitts added the station has gotten
little feedback from students about
the increase.
"We had a few calls at the end of
spring quarter, but we really
haven't heard that much about it,"
he said.
Meanwhile, University Program
Council Coordinator Lexie Palmer
thinks the increase was needed.
See TUITION, page 2
By Keith Ayers
News Editor
City shelter moves to county
Beginning next week, animals impounded by the city will be getting more
humane treatment for a longer period of time for less cost to the city and to
citizens, says Lee County Humane Society President Edgar C. Glyde.
Starting next Wednesday, animals impounded by the city will no longer be
taken to the city pound, but instead will be taken to the Lee County Humane
Society animal shelter. The change is a result of City Council action taken in
May to close the city shelter and contract the Society to take care of all
animals picked up by the city.
The change, to officially go in effect July 1, is largely a result of three years
of work by Glyde who three years of work by Glyde who has presided over
the society since 1977.
Under the new plan, the city of Auburn will close its shelter and will pay the
Humane Society $1,190 per month for taking care of animals impounded by
the city.
Glyde says the benefits to this change include better treatment of the
animals, better success in finding owners of impounded animals and a net
financial gain to the city.
"Because of the leashlaw, the city of Auburn picks up a lot of dogs," Glyde
explained,' 'They might pick up your pet or anyone's pet if it inadvertently
got out and went astray."
"For three years I have been after the City Council to do something ab out
poor conditions at the city pound, to make things better for the people' s dogs.
This new council-a hardworking one-f inally agreed to the contract and as
of July all dogs will come to us."
Glyde explained that overcrowding and the bad location of the city
pound~on Foster Street next to the city's sanitary landfill-made for an
inhumane impoundment of the animals picked up by city authorities. Ten
months ago, Glyde swore out a warrant charging the city with inhumane
treatment of the animals, culminating an already heated conflict.
Finally, the City Council voted unanimously to close the shelter and
contract the Humane Society to take care of the animals.
Now, Glyde contends that the animals will be given much better
treatment.
"At the city pound, dogs were put in large cages-five or six to a
cage-where they would fight. The big dogs beat the little dogs and
sometimes puppies got tromped on. At the Humane Society shelter, we have
38 individual cages in which one dog will be housed per cage, except for
mother dogs with puppies who will be housed together."
' 'We also will be better able to take care of the animals. Last year, the city
pound spent $248 on veterinarians. We spent $3,400. The city pound doesn't
have a regular veterinarian, while we have one who comes in at least twice a
week."
Finally, Glyde says that animals brought to the Humane Society will have
a greater chance of either being returned to the owner or adopted. If an
Auburn citizen has a dog with an Auburn tag on it, we will be able to find the
owner. If the dog has just a rabies tag, we trace records to find the owner. If
the owner isn't contacted in seven days, we have the right to put the animal
up for adoption."
' 'After seven days, it is not unlawful to put the animal to sleep. However,
we have room to keep all healthy dogs for a longer time than the city pound.
Because of this, we are able to find many more homes for the dogs than the
city pound is."
However, Glyde said that keeping a dog in a kennel longer than three
months would give the animal "kennel cough," an ailment of the lungs
caused by lack of exercise.
The change from the city pound to the Humane Society will present a
definite savings to the city, according to Glyde.
"If the city did maintain the pound, it would require more than $5,000 for
improvements right now to make it adequate," Glyde said, "Since our
bu il ding is almost paid for and because most of our workers are volunteers,
we can operate more cheaply than the city pound."
Glyde also noted that the Humane Society could cut costs because of many
private supporters who donate to the shelter.
This savings to the city is also recognized by Assistant City Manager
Barbara Bramblett, who said after the May city council meeting that the
change would save the city $3,000 in the last three months of the fiscal year
alone.
See MOVING, page 7 MOVIN'ON
.. .Humane Society m~ ves its litter
Photography: Sheni Lilly
Zbt Suhum $Um*man Thursday, June 25, 1981 page 2
Hike should not hurt allocations
By Keith Ayers"
News Editor
Although there has been concern
among faculty members that the
tuition increase recently approved
by the board of trustees might
influence legislators to reduce allo­cations
in the upcoming budget for
Auburn, Daniel C. Holsenbeck,
director of University Relatlons,said
Monday that he believes the in­crease
will not have an adverse
effect on Auburn's budget possi­bilities
for next year.
Holsenbeck told the Plainsman
that the increase is part of a marked
attempt to bring Auburn's tuition
rates up to those in comparable
schools in this region, more specifi­cally
the 14 states that make up the
Southern Region Education Board
(SREB).
The director, who serves as
Auburn's liaison to the Legislature,
said the increase—if it affects the
budget at all—will more than likely
have the opposite effect.
' 'Of the 14 Southern states of the
SREB, from Maryland to Texas,
Alabama has the lowest average
appropriation per full-time stu­dent."
Since we are now comparable in
terms of tuition and in generating
our own funds, Holsenbeck says, it
stands to reason that we would
become more comparable in terms
of state appropriations.
"I just don't see how it can be a
detriment to any institution in the
state to be able to say that they are
operatingatthesamelevel (as other
SREB schools)."
Holsenbeck expressed a note of
optimism about the prospect of the
upcoming year's budget.
"I am confident that the Legisla­ture
will still make every effort to
give Auburn the most appropriate
budgetpossible within the resources
that are available."
"I am confident that they want
higher education, and they want
Auburn to be the best, and they will
do all that they can."
While many have expressed des­pair
over the lack of a budget and
over the prospect of special sessions
to work out the 1981-82 education
budget, Holsenbeck is positive
about the budget and the budgeting
procedure.
"I know our legislators want a
budget, and they work very hard to
get one. It is not easy on thern when
they go home without one. The fact
of the matter is that there are
different people with different in­terests
and priorities."
"You have to get all of it to come
together. When that happens, we get
legislation and usually it is good
legislation."
Meanwhile, Holsenbeck says his
office is unsure when the special
session is going to be. Furthermore,
he says that there could be several
special sessions before a final plan is
approved.
"I don't have any direct know­ledge
from the governor or the
lieutenant governor or the Speaker
of the house as to when the special
session is going to be."
' 'I have heard that the governor is
interested in a session for reform, a
session for the budget and a session
for reapportionment."
"My guess is that we will have a
budget before the next fiscal year
begins in October, this is the most
probable conclusion to make."
"Of course, we hope the budget
session will come as soon as
possible, because we need the
planning time. We really won'tknow
what we are going to have until we
have the state appropriation in
hand."T
Meanwhile, Holsenbeck and his
office have been busy pushing hard
for Auburn's interests.
"We have written all of the
legislators and we have visited
personally with many of them. We
are trying to visit more. We have
communicated with our county
committees around the state and
have asked them to stay in touch
with our elected officials."
- ' 'In short, we are trying to stay in
touch with and ask members of both
the House andSenate to take a look:,
at the revenues available and
appropriate Auburn its fair share.''
"I feel confident that everyone is
doing the best they can to get the best
budget possible for all segments of
education, Auburn University as
well as the kindergartens."
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"I think the tuition increase is
needed, as long as it is applied in the
right places. I have optimism that it
will be going to the right places,'' she
said.
Auburn President Hardy Funder-burk,
in presenting the resolution
for board action, said the increase in
tuition has been under consideration
for some time and is basedon a study
of Auburn' s tuition and fee structure
as it compares with other institu­tions
in Alabama and in neighboring
states.
"After taking a look at all this
data, we realized that there were
some compelling reasons to in­crease
our tuition and fees on
Noted professor, poet dies
John Albert Nist, professor of
English atAuburn University, died
June 18 in Naples, Italy, of a heart
attack. He was 55. A memorial
service was held on Monday at St.
Michael's Catholic Church in Au­burn.
Nist was interred at the
British Cemetery in Naples.
Nist, a member of the AU faculty
since 1966, has been producing some
20 to 30 poems a year for publica­tions.
In addition to single poems,
theepicpoem, "DulceetDecorum,"
a civil war epic, he has had several
books of poetry published including
"Among the Pyramids and Other
Poems," in 1978, and "The Garden
of Love," in 1981.
He is author of several linguistics
texts, including "A Structural His­tory
of English," "A Linguistics
Handbook of English Composition,''
' 'Phonological Aspects of English,''
' 'The Modernist Movement in Bra­zil,"
and others.
A native of Chicago, Nist held the
A.B. degree from DePauw Univer­sity,
and the M.A.and Ph.D. degrees
from Indiana University. He held
teaching positions at Eastern Mich­igan
University and at Austin
College in Texas, where he was
chairman of English and Shoap
Professor of English. j
In 1970 Nist was a Fulbngm
lecturer in linguistics and the
teaching of English as a foreign
language at the 'University of
Rome, and served as a senior
lecturer throughout Italy.
He is survived by his wife, Maria;
a daughter, Chiara, 6; four
sons, Bryan Thomas, 28, of Holly­wood,
Calif., Brice Robert, 26, of
Tuscaloosa, Brent Philip, 19, a
senior at Auburn University, and
Blair William, 13 , of Auburn; a
sister, Joan Nist Sbarra of Rock-away,
N.Y. ; and a brother, Jerome
W. Nist of Pomona, Calif.
Auburn's campuses," Funderburk
reported.
"This university, as well as all
segments of education, is in a
situation where costs are inflating
and resources are stagnating or
even declining, yet we still have the
demand by students to attend
Auburn University. Our resources
must be adequate to provide quality
education and maintain our excel­lent
faculty.
' 'Despite all the efforts that have
been made to increase state approp­riations,
and given the fact that the
rate of revenues coming into the
Special Education Trust Fund has
slowed tremendously, the only other
source of income for our operation
and maintenance, which is primari­ly
teaching, is tuition. We have to be
sure that income is reasonable and
appropriate," Funderburk said.
The study also showed that Au­burn
was considerably lower in the
amount of tuition charged non-Ala­bama
students, Funderburk pointed
out.
'' We want Auburn to continue to be
attractive to all the students who
want to get in, but again we have to
live within financial reality. It was
obvious that some increases had to
be made to pull our tuition in line'
with other comparable institutions!
in this state and region," he said.
Funderburk noted that of 25-
comparable instituitions in the
Southeast, Auburn's present tuition
for residents of Alabama at $720 per
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the other 23 institutions, non-resi­dent
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$954-$l,804; Mississippi State
University, $930-$l,780; University
of Georgia, $908-$2,251; Georgia
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Comparative average salaries
(In thousands of dollars)
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FLORIDA
30.8
30.9
23.2
22.9
18.7
20.7
15.4
16.1
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FLORIDA STATE 32.0 23.2 19.1 16.2
GEORGIA
GEORGIA TECH
KENTUCKY
LOUISIANA STATE
35.5
34.8
31.6
33.8
26.0
26.3
24.3
25.9
20.5
21.0
20.1
21.3
18.0
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16.9
15.6
MISSISSIPPI 29.8 23.5 18.5 13.2
MISSISSIPPI STATE 285 22.5 19.8 13.6
TENNESSEE 30.2 23.3 18.9 14.5
VANDERBILT 32.8 23.5 18.3 15.4
SOURCE- 'The Chronicle of Higher Education'
Professors From page 1
The above chart shows the
average faculty salaries at selected
Southern universities. Top salaries
for each teaching level are indicated
in bold face. Among these 12 schools
Auburn ranks seventh in average
professors' salaries, fifth in asso­ciate
professors' salaries, fifth in
assistant professors' salaries and
eighth in instructors' salaries.
By Ellen Kelly
Plainsman Staffwriter
Haley Center is not just another
classroom building containing only
departmental offices and audi­toriums.
Located on the first floor is the
Auburn University Speech and/
Hearing Clinic. The only one of its
kind in this part of Alabama, the
clinic serves on the average 40
. regular patients a week, and gives
betweeen 30 and 40 hearing evalua­tions
each week. Of these, approxi­mately
eight to 10 are Auburn
students and faculty.
"We see faculty, students, people
from all parts of Lee County and
often from neighboring counties,"
said Dr. Bill Weidner.
A division of the Auburn Univer­sity
speech communication de­partment,
the clinic was established
in the mid 1950s and has developed
steadily since then. The staff con­sists
of eight faculty members, and
approximately 40 full time audio-logy
and speech pathology graduate
students working in the clinic as part
of their clinical training program.
The clinic not only offers speech
and hearing tests, but it helps
patients through various therapy
programs. Weidner said, "Patients
"come to us as a result of referrals
from physicians, from state and
local social agencies, and often from
teachers who have noticed a student
who may have a speech, language or
hearing problem." Appointments
may be made any time by calling the
clinic between the hours of 7:48 and
4:46 Monday - Friday at 826-5548.
"We are happy to accept self-re­ferrals,"
Weidner added.
Some of the major types of speech
problems dealt with in the clinic,
Weidner said, are language pro-i
blems children experience, stut­tering
problems, articulation pro­blems
and voice problems resulting
from vocal abuse and adult lan­guage
disorders.
Treatment for voice disorders
involves therapy programs which
help patients use their voices more
efficiently and correctly. Vocal
abuse, Weidner explained, "is
treated with a management pro­gram
that teaches patients how to
use their voices without misusing
them."
Stroke patients who have lost the
ability to speak, as well as victims of
cancer of the larnyx, are also
treated in the clinic, Weidner said.
vOnewaycancerpatientsare treated
is by teaching them to use their
esophagus to speak. This method is
called "esophageal speech."
In the area of hearing, Weidner
said, evaluations are most common.
"We see many adults and children
with hearing loss," he said. "Be­cause
the clinic offers a complete
battery of hearing evaluations, we
can pinpoint exact problems that
may help a patient's doctor decide
on treatment."
Although the clinic does not sell
hearingaids, Weidner said, "we can
determine whether a hearing aid
will help a particular patient. Some
patients can't wear a hearing aid,
and we can help many of these cases
by teaching them to lip read."
The clinic offers a special reduced
rate for Auburn students and facul­ty,
Weidner said. Also, a free
screening program is offered on the
second Wednesday of every month
from 1:30 to 4 p.m in the clinic.
These screenings can determine if a
person needs further diagnostic
procedures or if a clinical manage­ment
or other special program is
indicated.
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Lighting being installed to improve safety
By Mary I«e Horton
Plainsman Staffwriter
Students who are wondering just
what is going on in that square area
between Haley Center, Dorm 3, the
Student Union Building, and Thach
Hall should rest assured. It is just
another effort of the Physical Plant
to contribute to the "betterment of
Auburn."
The construction began on June
11, the day after graduation, and
should be completed within ten
weeks of the starting date.
Paul Kearney, director of the
Physical Plant, stated that the
impetus behind the renovations was
a study done as a class project last
year by some industrial engineer­ing
majors on the effectiveness of
lighting on Auburn's campus. This
specific area, between the Haley
Center and the Union Building, was
cited as one of the darkest places on
campus at night
Before the construction began,
there was only one light in the whole
area. When the work is finished,
there will be anywhere from 13 to 15
lamplights. The electrical cost is the
most expensive item in the project,
resulting in an expenditure ranging
Coed pedestrian struck by auto, dies
By Pat Quinley
Plainsman Staffwriter
Shona Adams, 22-year old senior
in industrial design, died June 8
from injuries received when she was
struck by a car six days earlier.
A former valedictorian and honor
student from Andalusia, Adams has
been in the intensive care unit of Lee
County Hospital since the accident
occurred near the intersection of
Thach Avenue and College Street on
June 2 at about 11:30 p.m.
The coed was crossing College
Street in front of Smith Hall when
she was struck by a 1977 Fiat driven
by Jerry M. Lang, 19, a freshman in
pre-engineering. She received mul­tiple
head injuries from the impact
and was unconscious until her
death.
Capt. John Lockhart of the Au­burn
Police Department said a
-preliminary investigation "didn't
reveal that the driver was at fault.''
He added that police reports indi­cate
that she wasn't at the crosswalk
when attempting to cross the street.
Lockhart said police are com­piling
a report to present to the Lee
County grand jury in August. Under
Alabama law, the grand jury must
review all deaths that are not the
results of natural causes.
A story in the Andalusia Star News
quotes Miss Adams' roommate as
saying she apparently dropped
something and stopped to pick it up.
The report also quoted Lang as
saying he never saw her and only
heard a bump when the car struck
her.
She was valedictorian of Straughn
High S chool in 1977 and had attended
Lurleen B. Wallace State Junior
College while still in high school. She
graduated from Wallace with high
honors before transferring to Au­burn
and would have graduatednext
spring.
She is survived by her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. James Adams, Andal­usia;
two sisters, Mrs. Sharon
Perdue, Tuscaloosa, and Sherri
Williams, Rose Hill; and a brother
Benjamin Adams, Andalusia.
somewhere from $15,000 to$17,000.
But safety at night is not the only
reason for the renovations. Because
heavy rains create dangerous slip­pery
places,xthe Physical Plant is
not only placing drainage pipes in
this area, but is also repaving the
sidewalks that crisscross this small
park. Kearney believes this willl
reduce the number of walkway
accidents that happen a s a matter of
course each year.
Kearney stated, "Our work will
help the campus out a whole lot. The
girls will feel safer and the students,
as a whole, will keep drier on a rainy
day."
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Supply side; you can bet on it
John Parish, editor
Valarie Gay, business manager
Thursday, June 25, 1981 Volume 87 Number »8 page 4
Hold on to professors
When Moses led the Jews in exodus from
Egypt, it was a signal for a worsening of a
already bad situation in Pharoah's Egypt.
Auburn is experiencing an exodus of sorts
with repurcussions that could be relatively as
damaging to the university as was the exodus of
the Jews to Egypt. By fall quarter, at a rate
nearly double the normal pace, more than 50
professors are expected to leave Auburn for
private industries, other schools or retirement.
Many reasons for the departures are evident
without digging too deeply into the subject.
Obviously many faculty members have found
the salaries of private industries, especially in
technical fields and english, much more
appealing than the salary potential of a public
university. Other professors have been
discouraged by the acedemic hardships placed
on them by prorated budgets, lethargic
legislators and an administration they feel does
not react properly to their perceptions and
desires.
Other losses come for less obvious reasons.
Fields like engineering, for instance, are
experiencing an exponential increase in
demand causing some professors to leave for
promising high-salaried jobs the university
cannot possibly hope to compete with.
Regardless of what the reasons are for
professors leaving Auburn there is the
potential of great damage to the university
because of the situation. Temporary employees
may have to be hired and, the lack of a budget
from the legislature has caused some balking
and difficulty in active recruitment to fill,
vacated spots in the various departments.
Besides being recognized, the situation
demands some rectificaiton. University Presi­dent
Dr. Hanly Funderburk has said that he
wants to work on faculty morale, and that is as
good a starting place as any. State politicians
need to recognize that education budgets are
not a political football to be tossed to the
prevailing teams to and fro but that the budget
is the base upon which all serious educational
planning must begin.
And finally faculty must be optimistic,
willing to wait out the bad in anticipation of a
brighter future. There have been a year' s worth
of demands by the faculty concerning its
morale and its problems. But the faculty needs
to recognize that with financial problems come
necessary cutbacks and trimmings in areas that
no one likes to see cut. There are no magic,
instantaneous answers only sound policies.
Unlike the pharoah, Auburn can take some
steps to stop its exodus. Those steps desperatley
need to be started or education at Auburn may
suffer an irreversible blow.
Legislators should fund
Most people felt that last months board of
trustee's meeting would bring some sort of
tuition hike for next fall quarter, but few
students would have guessed the magnitude
that the hike would take, $90 for in-state
students and $280 for out-of-state students.
Student reaction to the hike was moderate
with most students feeling that some
adjustment was necessary, but these hikes may
have been too much at one time. The feeling is
that most students will eventually shrug and
accept the hike.
But all talk about the hike clouds the issue
somewhat. The'real issue is it should have never
been necessary for Auburn to take that avenue
to add to its funds in the first place.
After recent declines in the collections for
the Special Education Trust Fund, the source of
educational funding, it would seem painfully
obvious that some sort of reform was necessary
for the system. There are just too many schools
chasing too few funds and the result has been
crippling prorated budgets.
And we have now learned that ;ven when a
budget has the attention of the Alabrjna
Legislature, even a budget as close to the state's
life sustaining veins as the education budget
has trouble being agreed upon before. Then it
becomes difficult for schools like Auburn to
plan for the coming year.
With happenings like these it became
necessary for Auburn to go to another source for
funding—students.
Students, of course need to bear a share --of
the educational financial burden in the state,
and maybe these tuition hikes level that
obligation.
That though should not cloud the real heart
of the issue. The Alabama Legislature must get
serious about funding education, from first
grade through universities like Auburn. If they
do rest assured the next board of trustees
meeting will have better news to report.
Thanks MacNelly
Rare indeed is the person nowadays who can
combine true humor with an ability to make
one think at the same time. We have many
comedians to keep us laughing and probably
an oversupply of people willing to make us
think, but few that can really combine those
talents into one.
For the past decade, though, and in the
Plainsman since 1973, one man, editorial
cartoonist Jeff MacNelly has been doing both,
making us laugh with his Fords, Reagans,
Jimmys and brother Billys while in turn making
us step back and think about what his cartoons
have to say.
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Alas, MacNelly has syndicated his last
editorial cartoon, his syndication service, the
Chicago Tribune saying he wants to spend
more time pursuing his comic strip "Shoe."
MacNelly also said his troubles in lampoon­ing
the Reagan administration made it hard for
him to continue as a cartoonist. In a business
where a lot of the work a person does is critical,
MacNelly, according to "National Review,"
"is so much in agreement with many of the
current rumblings in Washington that he has
found fewer targets for his acidulous pen."
MacNelly said," I spent years down in North
Carolina drawing gas stations and pickup
trucks and rednecks and hound dogs... So when
President Carter and brother Billy came along,
that was probably my heyday."
We appreciate the decade of outstanding
work that MacNelly has brought to the field of
journalism (and especially to the editorial
pages of the Auburn Plainsman) and wish him
great success with "Shoe" and any other
supplemental activities that he might pursue.
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"The source of the gifts of capitalism is the
supply side of the economy. In the capitalist
economies of the West, this simple recognition is
the core of all successful economic policy."
Since the depression days of John Maynard
Keynes, it would be safe to say that no economic
principle has been so much in the forefront of a
nation's attention and indeed so incorporated
into the government's policies as has the
supply-side economics of men like Irving
Kristol, Arthur Laffer, Nathan Glazer and
George Gilder, the man from whose book,
"Wealth and Poverty," came the opening quote.
Yet it is an economic philosophy that has
received mixed blessings from many sources-but
in fact many of its most adamant opponents
probably don't completely understand the
supply side at all.
The basis of the supply side is simple.
According to Gilder it is "the awareness that one
must give in order to get, supply in order to
demand."
That idea, says Gilder, is as old as Adam
Smith's "The Wealth of Nations," published in
1776, which criticized Eui >pean governments
for looking to bullions such as gold and silver for
wealth. Real wealth, Smith argued correctly
came in the form of production, that is supply.
If we can remember what we learned from
Economics 101, there were these two curves,
one representing supply and one representing
demand. Demand we learned was the key. As
long as demand moves upward or downward,
this supply can magically and instantaneously be
adjusted to fit the needs of demand along the
curve.
Supply siders throw that concept out thes
window. Supply they say creates its own
demand, not vice versa as the demand sided
economics texts would have you think.
Supply siders also look to the works of French
John
Farish
/
economist Jean-Baptiste Say. Say's Law, says
Thomas Sowell of the Stanford economic think
tank that President Ronald Reagan has dipped
into so heavily, can be summed up as saying that
wages, rents and profits used in making a good
create enough wealth to buy that manufactured
good.
Therefore, an economy always has enough
wealth to buy all its goods. The Keynesianist
would say that is all good and fine but would
point to the potential funds that stay stagnant,
certain non-invested funds as a point of
discrepancy with Say. These monies they say
destroy the equality.
The supply sider retorts all of that money
indeed is reinvested and whether it sits there or
not, it eventually becomes the source of more
capital-producing wealth.
Probably the chief-mistake of the demand-sided
economists has been the lack of an
economy that lacks a principle to prepare for
new items to enter the economy. As Gilder
points out in "Wealth and Poverty", without a
flow of new products, the marketplace can be
filled with stale items, produced with even
greater efficiency, repackaged in brighter colors
and marketed with a more expensive and harder
sale. "Jaws II" will be followed by IV and V;
Cheerios become Sugar Cheerios; and corpora­tions
grow chiefly by purchasing proven firms."
The demand side completely ignores the
activity of that American genius, the entrepre­neur.
The supply side plans for his genius - in fact
encourages his genius. His supply can create its
own demand; it is not at the mercy of that
demand.
The Reagan administration has taken to heart
the ideas of the supply side. That endorsement
has taken two familiar tracks (reports around
Washington have Reagan and the Office of
Management and Budget's David Stockman
doling out copies of "Wealth and Poverty" for
birthdays and prolonged illnesses). These of
course are the now familiar budget and
supply-sided tax cuts.
The two acts combined are aimed at one
goal-getting money out of government hands
and into the hands of business, the hands of the
entrepreneur. Common sense tends to indicate
that potential growth of that money, which
translates into a growing productive economy, is
greater in the hands of business than in dead-end
bureaucratic government programs.
The Reagan government has swept the voices
of the archaic demand-sided economists from
Washington limelight and replaced them with
the pragmatic voices of promising and optimistic
supply siders.
But the joy is not universal. Many demand
siders cry the system will not work, many more
sociallyorientedpoliticiansiry that the proposed
budget and tax cuts aash the hopes of the poor in
irretrievable destruction. Still others complain
about the economic package because they feel
they are supposed to, probably not understand­ing
what is behind the ideas.
To others then the question remains. Does
this supply-sided economic orientation set
America on a less turbulent economic course?
The supply siders are betting that it does. I
would not bet against them.
For rent: Unused baseball stadium
Well we can forget the trips to Atlanta this
summer for a Braves game because, in case you
haven't heard, the baseball players are on strike.
Not only are the fans losing out on the strike
but related persons involved are losing.
Vendbrs, security patrol and even the gleeful,
yet annoying, organist have been layed off for
the strike's duration.
Something has to be done to protect our
interests. If the players refuse to play in the ball
parks across the country, why can't the fans
find another use for it. But what can one do with a
baseball stadium? How can we fill the house that
Ted renovated?
We could obviously try and find another team
to play for us. However, we can't get the minor
leaguers to play because then they would be
major leaguers and have to go on strike (that's
fairly confusing as well as ridiculous.)
As Ted Turner was reported to have said, we
could let the little leaguers use it. T-ball players
can give one just as much fun and enjoyment as
any Braves-Cubs game.
Even though it would be a thrill for the kids
and their parents, the stadium probably
wouldn't fill up though, because these players
like to play the game, not the business.
Sports Illustrated printed a good idea which
imports Japanese ball players with the hope of
havingthe same affect as Japanese automobiles.
The flaw in this plan, however, is after a while it
is likely that Secretary of State Alexander Haig
might ask Japan to voluntarily regulate its
imported players like the Toyotas or Datsuns.
The best thing for the fans to do is to just take
any 24 people off the street, give them Braves
uniforms and Dlav before the crowds. It may not
attract.many fans, but if the other team doesn't
show up, just think how many games the Braves
could gain on the Dodgers.
An idea like this could attract plenty of fans if
it selected new players for every game from
people out of the stands. It would especially fill
the stadium if the team were selected like a game
show. I.can hear it now—"Dave Bean...come on
down, you're the next first baseman on the
Atlanta Braves!"
Dave
Bean
If no team is found, there are other things a
baseball stadium could be used for.
The stadium could be filled up with water and
made into the world's largest swimming pool To
top that sand could be put around thestands and
sharks in the middle and make a pseudo-beach.
After all Atlanta is at least two hours closer than
Florida.
Many fans go to the ball park to have a good
time and party a little bit, so why not turn it into
an outdoor saloon? The John Travoltas would
come out of the woodwork for this place. They
could even call it Teddy's. This would definitely
put the Braves' security guards back to work.
Remaining in the same base path with a
previously mentioned plan, Braves stadium
could be turned into the largest "Let's Make a
Deal" ever filmed. There would be enough nuts
there to fill a fruit cake, but at least everyone of
them would be having fun at the ball park.
We could search for another sport, but it
might be hard to find one that doesn't already
have a stadium.
If we have to change the sport, let's go for a
wholesome and delightful one like championship
wrestling. Wrestling is an underrated sport that
needs to be given a break. The only thing is that
wrestling never gets out of hand, and that just
won't pack the stands.
Old-fashioned sports enthusiasts may want to
plug an all time favorite such as chariot racing or
lion vs. Christian battles. Excitement like these
sports offer just isn't found any more.
Some of the fans of Spanish stock may want to
bring crowdpleasing bull fights to the city of
Atlanta. Afterward they could have one heck of a
Southern-styled barbecue.
Fun at the ol' ballpark will experience some
change, as will the game of baseball if it ever
returns. What wasonce a game is now a business
with its strikes, salary increases and court
injunctions.
It seems that even if the strike were settled
tomorrow, baseball will never be the same.
qflsss* _.
Cbr Auburn J>lain*man
Opinion
Thursday, June 25,1881 pages
Morality issues not for congress
We're all familiar with the statement, "You
can't legislate morality." But some of us seem to
have forgotten why the old cliche holds true.
Some congressmen in Washington are
apparently the most guilty about forgetting the
wisdom of the adage, if recent proposals are to be
taken seriously. For example:
—Sen. Jeremiah Denton of Alabama wants
$30 million for "federal chastity centers" to
promote celibacy among teenage girls.
—Some congressmen have proposed that
married coupL-s be required to carry "marriage
identification cards" that would have to be
shown to hotel or motel clerks before the couples
could check into a room together.
—A large group of congressmen have
proposed a "Pro-family Bill," which is anti-ERA,
anti-gay rights and anti-abortion.
All this legislation to a valid question, which is,
"why can't we legislate morality? Some of our
congressmen think we can." There are, of
course, several good reasons why it won't work.
Human beings, in all their wonderful
diversity, have never been able to agree on what
"good" moral behavior is. I read somewhere
about a jungle tribe where the elder women take
virgin boys into the brush and introduce them to
sex. What is perverse by American standards is
perfectly acceptable-perfectly moral-to others.
Americans, anyway, haven't been so keen
about living up to their own standards. What
was a predominantly Christian nation owned
slaveTIof several hundred years. And after the
black man was freed, the monopolists - while
practicing great acts of philantrophy - paid
slave-labor wages to their workers. What should
have been condemned by Americans as immoral
Mark
Skoneki
was instead widely accepted.
Perhaps all this fuss about "a decaying
America" comes from a feeling of uncertainty
about changing and alternative moral values.
People tend to react emotionally when standard
practices are challenged. I have a personal
experience along those lines.
My aunt is married to a black man, which is not
all that uncommon where she lives in the
Northeast. I told a girl friend about it one day,
and she said it was wrong.
"Why is it wrong?" I asked her.
"I don't know why...it just is." She was quite
upset about my question, and we didn't date
anymore. She had no logical basis for her belief,
but still it bothered her that I felt differently. It
bothered me, too, that she thought my aunt and
uncle were doing something wrong by being
married.
Maybe, then, what Americans need to do is
learn to accept alternative moral standards. The
nation is much stronger when we aren't fighting
among ourselves about homosexuality or some
other similar issue. Maybe moral strength
comes from being secure in the way you live and
accepting how other people approach life.
At any rate, the federal government has no
business legislating the morals of the nation.
Alumni residents offer alternatives
Editor, The Plainsman,
We, the residents of Alumni Hall at Auburn
University, request that you consider investi­gating
the changes in University housing that
have been authorized for this fall. These changes
are:
1. Alumni Hall, which is currently for females,
be made a male dormitory.
2. Dormitory 12, which is currently for
females, be made a male dormitory.
3. Bullard Hall, which is currently for males,
be made a female dormitory.
We would like to retain Alumni Hall as a
female dormitory. Other than our desire to
remain at Alumni Hall, other reasons for
investigating this change include:
1. Bullard Hall has incurred substantial
damage by the male occupants, and restoration
of this dormitory will be a considerable expense.
But in addition to the restoration expense, the
bathroom facilities will have to be modified,
locks must be put on all doors, and telephones are
to be put in all rooms. Also, all the rooms are to be
painted, and some furniture changes will be
made.
2. Appropriate changes in facilities at the
current female dormitories will have to be made
to acommodate the male occupants.
3. The male occupants of Bullard Hall have
indicated that they do not desire to be moved to
Alumni Hall.
We realize that the University's motivation
for making these changes is to increase the
utilization of housing on campus.
However, the desire of the female students to
remain at their present location and the
considerable expense of modifying the dormitor­ies
involved indicate to us that alternative
solutions should be sought.
Note: This letter was signed by 51 residents of
Alumni Hall.
Budgets require more consideration
The plane was the same type as that several of
my friends fly.
It appeared to be a little newer and had
different colored striping from the ones at the
Auburn airport.
From eye witness accounts it appeared that
the plane entered a spin that it did not pull out of
in time. I sat there and thought of the training I
had received on how to handle a spin. Later,
while still thinking on my training a comment
came to mind that I couldn't forget.
It had been made at a budget and finance
meeting by a member of the SGA's committee
while they were reviewing the Glomerata's
budget. This member proposed that we consider
cutting back the quality of the book as a means of
saving money.
What would happen if this person were put in
chargeof the budget for the airport? Would he
also ask that they cut back on the quality of their
instruction, and what else would he recommend,
possibly cutting out the landing lights at night?
Unfortunately, I am afraid that is just what
Auburn in preparing to do to it s academics. The
effects of random, thoughtless budget butcher­ing
will not become apparent in the near future.
Nor will it be as spectacular as an airplane crash.
Many of the SGA's budget cuts appear to have
been taken without any effort to examine the
Blake
Powers
situation or see what effects the cuts would have
on the organizations involved.
Two small examples are one, not giving the
Glomerata enough money to even meet contract
costs, and two cuttingthe Plainsman's budget by
$11,000. The reasons given for both actions
were invalid and unworthy to the paper that has
won eight coveted Pacemaker awards and to one
of the nation's largest yearbooks.
This column will do nothing to change the
present. It will not make the Alabama
Legislature pass a budget for the University, it
will not make the governor fund education for
this institution as it should be funded, and it will
not correct the damage done to student
publications.
However, it may make some administrators
and SGA members think. Which is the worse
disaster? A plane crash that is due to a poor
quality of instruction or thousands of students
who receive a poor education due to a lack of
academic quality.
The airport is safe, improvements have been
approved. As long as men like J.C. Farrington
and Ed Glavin are in chargeof flight education,
the quality will only improve.
But the same cannot be said for the rest of the
University. Fifty professors and an unknown
number of students are leaving at the present
time. What will happen in the future remains to
be seen.
All that I can hope for is that the
administrators will make their budget cuts in
less important areas such as building and
grounds or administration itself. I can also hope
next year's budget people for the SGA will look a
little bit deeper and investigate possible effects
of their actions more. I ask both groups to
think before they act, and try to examine what
the consequences of their actions will be.
Auburn's academics are like a plane ready to
stall. Will it stall and spin into the ground, or will
it recover to fly on to new heights? The answer
rests with those people who draw up, review,
and execute budgets on all levels. As my flying
instructor used to tell me, just don't act, think
about what it is you are doing.
Funderburk needs a SMART-SEC philosophy
Editor, The Plainsman,
Auburn University, like most other large
centers of higher education, is faced with a
complex conflict, the origins of which can be
traced back to at least a half century ago. When
universities, as did most every one of our
institutions, accepted the federal government's
largesse, a shift in the vision of what a university
is occurred. The shift from a place of learning
(Science, Mechanics, Arts, Research and
Teaching - S.M.A.R.T.) to a jnulti-faceted
Socio-Econo-inathleticcenter(S.E.C.)hasledtoa
variety of actions and statements, particularly
at Auburn, recently,
recently.
Specifically, the investment of funds in
SEC-oriented activities (e.g., stadium) rather
than SMART activities (library), in SEC-based
people (administrators) making decisions on
both SEC and SMART issues rather than
involving SMART based people as part of the
decision-making process and even in the small,
but tangible, events such as SEC buildings being
air-conditioned while SMART buildings used by
students and instuctors were receiving no
air-conditioning (causing the acronym to change
to SWELTER); all show the shift in value over
the years.
The shift brings charges ot erosion ot
academic freedom. Interestingly, SEC people do
not intentionally breach academic freedom, and
sensitive SMART people have a hard time
showing SEC people how this breach occurs.
Similarly in teaching. Should I teach this
rigorous course in a tough subject or an
attractive "basket-weaving" type course that
will attract sixtimesthe number of students and
"fill" the course (in fact this is not always a
mutually exclusive choice but is often enough to
be seriously considered).
The pity is that Dr. Funderburk did not create
the situation pitting the SEC against SMART. If
he did, the solution would be evident. The issue
stems from larger, societal trends which are
illustrated by the evening news posting the top
10 in football but not (as one of my colleagues
sardonically suggests) the top 10 in Shakespear-en
literature, in inorganic Chemistry of
macroeconomics.
The pity is the cmvent governor has
magnified the conflict between SEC and
SMART orientations. An example: when does
the gubernatorial party take an interest in
Auburn—during SEC or SMART activities?
The key point for SMART people is embodied
in Thomas Carlyle's statement. "A true
university is a collection of books." They point to
the fact that most discoveries (e.g. the difference
between voluntary and "smooth" muscle with
which the Auburn Strength Center is vitally
concerned) are not "cost effective" research
projects when initiated
I hope Dr. Funderburk defines his notion of
"team" so that he includes SMART as well as
SEC people on it—'t'hey are both types of
Auburn people. As for me, I am already
committed to a SMART-SEC philosophy and
hope there is a plane on which both Pat Dye and
Don Oliff can both feel fulfilled and be fulfilling to
Auburn and its sons and daughters.
Allen K. Hess
Why no Memorial Day at Auburn?
Editor, The Plainsman,
i
May 25,1981, was Memorial Day throughout
America. For those who may not remember or
have forgotten, Memorial Day is a time when we
as a nation pay tribute to the American service
men who gave up their lives in defense of our
country. This sacrifice was made so that we who
remain might live in a free society-the kind of
society that builds universities which have the
right to academic freedom.
We here at Auburn University did not
observe Memorial Day. Why? Was our time to
precious to stop and remember those who had
fought and died for our opportunity to be at this
University now? Could we simply have forgotten
what Memorial Day stands for; surely, that
would be a better excuse than to have
deliberately ignored the purpose or meaning of
the day. Perhaps we as a teaching institution
have forgotten that one of the purposes of a
university is to impart a sense of values and
knowledge of our history to its students; and also
the sacrifices of human lives that were required
to create and protect this country.
. In Auburn the Post Office, banks, and many
businesses closed for Memorial Day. Their
employees and families went on picnics, visited
friends, and enjoyed all manner of activities.
They enjoyed this day off because of the freedom
won through the blood sacrifices of American
service men.
We at Auburn University did not pause to
remember. We were to busy: our schedules
were filled with other lessons. Perhaps next
year we can find the time to spare and school day
to remember Memorial Day.
James Ethridge
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House proposes loan restoration
By Virginia Martin
Plainsman Staff writer
Funds for guaranteed student loans
as well as impact aid for school
districts and aid for the elderly and
handicapped were restored last
week by the House Education and
Labor Commitee.
The House Committee, which had
previously approved severe cuts in
the social programs, approved by a
26-6 vote a resolution restoring $250
million for guaranteed student
loans, removing the family income
eligibility cap of $25,000 and raising
the loan origination fee from 3.5
percent to 4 percent.
The committee had previously
approved a $25,000 adjusted gross
income ceiling and a 3.5 per cent
origination fee.
The origination or loan fee is
deducted from a student's loan by
the government. Changing the fee
from 3.5 per cent to 4 per cent will
bring in an estimated extra $125
million to help pay government
expenses in the program.
The Senate's counterpart to this
resolution includes a $25,000 family
income ceiling and provides for
financial need assessment testing
for any student who wishes to
receive a loan but whose family
income is larger than this amount.
The Senate version would also
eliminate in-school subsidies. This
means thatinterest would accrue on
the loan while the student is in school
and be added to the total to be paid by
the student after graduation. The
federal government presently pays
this interest.
The administration's version of
this resolution would require all
students to undergo financial needs
testing.
Larry Ridgeway, director of stu­dent
financial aid at Auburn Univer­sity,
said that in addition to the
origination fee decreasing a stu­dent's
loan by a substantial amount
and the elimination of the in-school
subsidy drastically increasing the
amounttobepaid,the$25,000 ceiling
would, "cut a heck of a lot of people
out of the program."
At the present time, there is no
family income cap, which was
eliminated in 1978 in order to allow
more middle income families to
qualify, and no origination fee.
Ridgeway pointed out that the
$25,000 proposed ceiling would be
more restrictive than the previous
$25,000 ceiling because of the differ­ences
in computation.
While the proposed ceiling is
based solely on the adjusted gross
income of a family, the previous one
was based on the adjusted gross
income less 10 per cent and less $750
for each member of the family.
In other words, with the new
$25,000 ceiling a four-member fam­ily
with an income of $30,000 would
be well over the limit. Before 1978,
$3,000 would have been deducted for
dependents, bringing the adjusted
income to $24,000, or low enough to
qualify for aid.
According to Ridgeway, the fin­ancial
needs testing is even more
restrictive than the $25,000 income
ceiling. The difference especially
affects self-suporting students who,
although they make less than $25,000
a year, may not be eligible for a loan
under the testing requirements.
"What the House has done looks
positive for students, and it looks
like the Senate has held to a very
conservative position," Ridgeway
said and added, "I am happy to see
that at least there is an attempt in
Congress to not cut as drastically as
they have talked about doing."
The issue should be settled by the
Congress by the end of July or Aug. 1,
with the effective date being Oct.l.
Ridgeway is encouraging anyone
who thinks he needs a loan for next
year to go ahead and apply now in
case the resolution of this conflict is
not favorable for students.
Although voicing his uncertainty
about the near future of the guar­anteed
student loan program, Rid­geway
said, "Anybody we can get
through now will be OK for next
Fire talk Pi urography: mart Airman.
Newly-arrived residents of Dorm 8 were quick to
learn the proper way to leave a burning building.
Auburn Fire Marshall William Carmack has been
conducting a series of fire drills in campus dormitories
to teach students proper emergency procedures. After
each drill, Carmack gathers the residents together to
tell them of their escape mistakes and offers
suggestions on fire safety.
Campus Calendar
UPC—All people interested in
being on the films committee should
contact Stephen Baum at the Uni­versity
Program Council (UPC)
office. Old and new members should
call 826-5292 and leave their name
and telephone number.
THE AUBURN SAFE ENERGY
ALLIANCE will hold a meeting
tonight at 7:30 p.m. at the Presby­terian
University Center on 123 E.
Thach. Anyone interested in joining
the group should contact Larry
Pederson at 887-5657.
NEWCOMERS TO AUBURN
AND FIRST TIME STUDENTS are
reminded to register their pets at
city hall and to get the proper rabies
shotsfortheiranimals. Failure to do
so or allowing pets to roam at large
could result in stiff fines or possible
endangerment of the animals. For
more information, contact city hall.
LAMBDA ALPHA EPSILON will
be holding its first meeting of
summer quarter today at 4:30 p.m.
in 2220 Haley Center. The club is for
all criminal justice majors. For
more information call Jennifer
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Ridgeway expressed his concern
over the loan program, saying that
although he can understand the
concern of the Reagan administra-tionand
Congress over the cost of the
program, "I really feel that the
majority of the people getting loans
really need them."
He cited the recent growth of the
program at Auburn University as
evidence of the difficulty middle-income
families are having sending
their children to college. He esti­mated
that during the year of
1978-79, 1,400 applications were
processed from Auburn. This num­ber
jumped to near 5,500 in 1980-81.
Ridgeway said that reasons for
this include rising costs of living and
education and said that it is virtually
impossible for a family with an
income of $25,000 to send one or more
children through school without
some type of aid.
"The Senate's version would cut
loans off to all but the lower level of
middle income families," accord­ing
to Ridgeway," and leave many
families with little or no aid in
sending their kids through school.
The resolution which restored
funds for guaranteed student loans
also restored $414 million in special
impact aid for school districts with
large federal installations, $205
million for the Head Start program
and $105 million for vocational
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It also put back $141 million for
feeding the elderly, $130 million for
education of the handicapped, $88
million for employment of the
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At the same time the resolution
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$8 million in follow-through funds,
$10 million in Department of De­fense
schools, $5 million in basic
skills funds and $9.6 million for the
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The GRA said a power outage had
darkened the entire area except for
Smith and Alumni Halls. Th,e vic­tim,
finally freeing herself, ran
toward these lights, Sutherland
said. Several witnesses saw the girl,
hysterical, running into Alumni
Hall.
Campus Security confirmed the
attack and added the girl was not a
student.
Sutherland said she was with the
victim when Sergeant Billy White of
Campus Security arrived. "I was
very impressed by security by the
fact that they came very quickly and
were very sensitive," Sutherland
said. She also recalled the victim
saying she was from a big town and
didn't think things like this could
happen at Auburn.
This latest flurry of violence
follows several unpublicized at­tacks
fall and winter quarters,
though no actual rapes have been
reported this year.
On November 14, 1980, a man
wearing a ski mask entered a first
floor Dorm K room and began
pulling at one of the sleeping girls'
gowns. The girl, a little sister of a
fraternity, at first thought the man
to be a fraternity member and
thinking the incident a joke, began
tugging at the mask. When her
roommate turned on a small table
lamp the man stood up, silent,
staring. He then turned on the
overhead light, stared a moment
longer, and left at an unhurried
pace. Campus Security was called
and arrived a short time later, this
according to the girl's roommate.
Several girls living in the dorm
said there was no formal effort
made to inform them of the incident.
Many feel that if Campus Security
had made the assault known a
second attack at Dorm K during
winter quarter might never have
occurred. The winter assault was
reported in the Plainsman.
Auburn auxiliary patrolman
Irving Hummel agrees that "Cam­pus
Security doesn't make any
effort to educate the girls about
crime on campus...they always
downplay assaults." He said,
"There might be a conscious cover-up
on the part of the administra­tion."
Campus Security Capt. Donald
Rogers, however, claims there is no
cover-up either by security or
university relations. The head resi­dent,
not security, is in charge of the
dorm and is responsible for warning
of possible dangers, Rogers said.
"We're not going to push ourselves
into the dormitory and say, hey, you
need this," he said.
Dean of Students Harold Grant
said all elements have to get
involved to stop dorm assaults,
including students, security and
housing. About a cover-up he re­sponded,
"I'm not aware of it if it is
occurring; I cannot determine
everybody's motivation. You never
know what the appropriate actions
might be," he said.
Anne Fussell, Dorm K head
resident, denied any knowledge of
the Nov. 14 assault, although the
roommate of the victim said Fussell
was present along with security the
night of the assault.
Fussell did not call a dorm
meeting, a normal action following
a serious incident, to warn the girls
of a security breach or to inform
them of the attack itself, the victim's
roommate said. Director of Housing
McCullers, while noting Fussell's
long experience, stated, "I would
have probably called a meeting if it
had been me."
Another coed was assaulted win­ter
quarter in the early evening
between Thach Avenue and the
'Quad dorms. The girl said a man in
his mid-20's with a medium build,
dark, short, curly hair and black
horm-rimmed glasses first asked
her direction to Dorm 4, then
grabbed her, bruising her slightly.
She slapped him, stabbed at him
with her keys and told him to get
away, but he only held her tighter.
The coed said the headlights of a car
coupled with her own loud scream­ing
finally forced the assailant to
flee. At no time did the man appear
afraid, the girl added.
The coed said her father had
contacted a lawyer and had serious­ly
considered suing the University.
The father believed the U oiversity
was not taking any active role in
educating the girls to the dangers
presenton campus, according to the
girl.
Airport growth study
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By Leslie Greene
Plainsman Staffwriter
The Auburn University board of
trustees has accepted are-evalua­tion
study which should improve the
safety and efficiency of the Univer­sity-
run Auburn-Opelika Airport.
No University funds will be used
for the $3 million project which will
be funded with local, state and
federal money in a yet to be
determined proportion according to
JohnDenson, trustee from Opelika.
Currently, a bill is in a joint
committee of Congress which will
specify how much federal funding
the project will receive. The bill is
expected to call for 80 to 90 percent
Federal Aviation Administration
funding with the remainder of the
tab paid by state or local funds.
If the FAA funds 80 percent of the
project, then the state and local
governments would have to divide a
$764,466 payment. If the FAA funds
90 percent of the project, the state
and local governments would have
to fund the remaining $382,233.
These figures are based on 1980 cost
estimates.
The expansion plan calls for
extending the south runway 5,150,
feet which would cause Glenn
Avenue and a gas pipeline in the!
same area to be rerouted. No homes
are affected by the expansion. A
portion of Lee Academy property
will also be used, but the expansion
poses no threat to any of the school's
buildings. An instrument landing
system is included in the project.
The project, slated to begin in
1982, is scheduled for three stages
with a projected completion date of
1990.
Moving From page 1
The savings will also be passed
directly on to the citizen, Glyde said,
because now when an animal is
impounded, the owner will only be
charged $1.50 per day for board
instead of the $4 formerly charged
by the city.
The Lee County Humane Society
Animal Shelter is located on High­way
280 just north of the city. To get
there, one must take Highway
147-South College Street-to the
intersection of 280, just past the
Auburn Inn, and turn right.
Glyde said he anticipated no
overcrowding at the shelter. "We
have got 38 cages, and Auburn picks
up about 15 dogs each week. Some of
these dogs will be in there one or two
days. More than half will be claimed
within a week."
Glyde said the city will still be
responsible for catching the dogs
and bringing them to the shelter, as
in the past.
, "What I would really like to stress
is that every person should register
his dog with the city, and get the city
tag in case the dog does ever get
loose."
Teachers take first compentency tests
By Mary Lee Horton
Plainsman Staffwriter
In an effort to upgrade the
competence of those who teach, the
Alabama Board of Education has
adopted the use of the Alabama
initial Teacher Certification Test­ing
(ITCT) Program, which was
developed by National Evaluation
Systems Inc. of Amherst, Mass.
The purpose of this two-part test is
to help identify those candidates for
certification who have attained
minimum standards of knowledge
and competence required to per­form
satisfactorily in the general
field of education and in their
specialization. The test was admin­istered
for the first time on June 6.
Virginia Hayes, assistant d ean of
Education, said that these tests are
designed to study one component of
a person's ability to teach, namely,
their cognitive information.
When asked to respond to criti­cism
that the tests are too simple,
Hayes replied, "The test is designed
to establish minimum levels of
competence. Those who find it (the
test) simple are students who are
adequately prepared for their
field."
Gary Fain, a major in Special
Education, believes that the notion
of a competence is a sound one. She
went on to say that "although a
person may score extremely well on
the examination, we still don't know
how they will perform in the
classroom."
Hayes points out that a major
benefit of this test will be the
feedback, which will identify areas
of weakness that the School of
Education can work to improve.
When asked how she thought
Auburn students would fare when
taking the examination, Hayes
stated, "Auburn's program has
traditionally gone beyond the
state's requirements. Our students
should be very well prepared to take
the exam."
The test will be given again in
August and December of this year.
The four testing centers are Mobile,
Montgomery, Birminghp.m, and
Huntsville. The fee for the test is $58.
INTERVIEWS for
PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT
Recruiters of the following companies will be on
campus during July to interview graduate students
and seniors graduating in August and December:
Alabama Power Company
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Metropolitan Life Insurance Company
Intel Corporation
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Health Industries
Cameron & Barkley Company
South Mississippi Electric Power
Tamko Asphalt Products, Inc.
Factory Mutual Engineering Assoc.
Dougherty, McKinnon & Greenwald, PC
Soils and Materials Engineers, Inc.
First National Bank of Birmingham
U.S. Air Force
Reynolds Metals Company
Lanier Business Products
Koppers Company, Inc.
Rosser & White
Florida Power and Light Company
Texas Instruments
Till, Eddleman & Hester
Transit Products, Inc.
(Other companies will be added during the quarter.)
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Thursday, June 26, 1981 P»ge 8
Athletes depart
to other schools
By Russ Lockhart
Assistant Sports Editor
Three student athletes won't be
returning to Auburn in the fall to
participate in their respective
sports.
Guard Vince Martello is trans­ferring
to Florida State University
to play basketball while point guard
on the women's team, Martha
Monk, and tennis player, Donna
Gondalfo, are transferring to the
University of South Florida in
Tampa.
According to a June 18, 1981
Atlanta Constitution article, sopho­more-
to-be Martello is leaving
Auburn because he feels the publi­city
resulting from the NCAA's
investigation of Auburn's recruit­ment
of him and the week's suspen­sion
for disciplinary and academic
reasons during the season has "put
him way behind the other players.''
Assistant coach Mack McCarthy
resounded what Smith said in the
article that Martello felt he was
getting behind the other players,
especially during the fall when the
NCAA investigation was being con­ducted.
Playing behind junior
Frank Poindexter wasn't working
either.
Martelloaveraged4.9points in his
only year at Auburn. In his senior
year at Baker iFia.) High School, he
averaged 27.5 points and 11.7 re­bounds
per game.
The 6-foot-5 guard had a high
game of 26 pointsagainstEckerd's
hitting 12 cf 17 shots.
According to the Constitution,
Vince's father Gerald Martello said
Vince got into trouble with Smith
when he came home numerous
times and missed classes and Smith
didn't find out until the problem was
solved.
Martello will sit out next year due
to the NCAA rules on transfers with
his eligibility beginning with the
1982-83 season. He will have three
years remaining.
Martha Monk, a two-year starter
forCoach Joe Ciampi'sLady Tigers,
resigned from the basketball team
after the spring, break.
In her resignation letter to the
athletic department, Monk said, "I
came to Auburn because I wanted
the opportunity to participate in
both golf and basketball, but in the
past two years Ciampi has done a
tremendous job of increasing the
basketball program to national
caliber.
"This level of competition re­quires
each member of the team to
make many sacrifices of time and
energy. Through having to make
this sacrifice, I was unable to play
golf, which is my first love, there­fore,
I don't feel as if the commit­ment
to basketball is in my best
(behalf.
"I am not planning on partici­pating
on any other basketball team
on the college level because if I was
going to play basketball it would be
at Auburn. Of all the basketball
programs I have been exposed to,
Auburn has developed one of the
finest."
During her two years at Auburn,
Monk was named twice to the
Women's Basketball News Service
All-Region team and to the National
Scouting Service All-Region team.
She was named the WBN's player of
the year in Region 3 for 1981.
In 1980 Monk led Region 3 in
assists and was fourth in the nation
averaging 7.7 assists a game. Last
year was another banner year for
Monk in the assists department as
she averaged 8.9, again leading
Region 3.
The Plainsman has learned Monk
has visited South Florida and plans
to transfer there, but no application
hadbeenreceivedby the school as of
Monday. She will not receive a
scholarship, according to the South
Martello
Auburn four picked in pro draft
By Terry Connor
Plainsman Sportswriter
During the recent drafts of ama­teur
players by Major League
Baseball and the National Basket­ball
Association, two Auburn base­ball
players, Johnny Tutt and Phil
Deriso, and two Auburn basketball
players, Earl Banks and^Bobby
Cattage were selected.
Tutt, a sophomore who decided to
outstanding speed when he got on
base.
Auburn <a>ach Paul Nix said that
he had told Tutt to consider the
opportunities of playing profes­sionally,
and he wasn't surprised
that Tutt forgoed his final two years
of eligibility.
Nix said,' 'At the time, it was good
for him, good for basebajl and good
for us. The timing, was right for
Johnny to go to the pros.
"He is highly regarded by the
pros. A lot of scouts think he has the
tools to be a major league player
very soon."
Deriso, who was 7-7 this season
with six saves and an ERA of 3.79,
has joined Cleveland's Class A team
in the New York-Perm league. The
scout responsible for drafting
Deriso told Deriso that he would
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have signed contracts.
Tutt, who gave up football at
Auburn to concentrate only on
baseball, led the Tigers in hitting
huring his two years at Auburn. He
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Coach Pat Gilliam said, "Gan-dalfo
was tired of Auburn and she
felt she had more opportunity for her
majorat South Florida. We hate for
her to transfer because she was a
good team player and a very nice
person to be around."
Gandalf o has other ties with South
Florida. Her sister played tennis for
the school for four years.
As a netter at Auburn, Gandalfo
had a 1981 season record of 11-5,
playing number six singles.
The Association for Intercolle­giate
Athletics for Women's eligi­bility
rule allows women to transfer
from one school to the next without
having to sit out a season. The
women are required to notify the
school they are leaving in May
before they transfer. Monk and
Gandalfo each made the required
notification to the University in
May.
By Brian Love
Sports Editor
Auburn's first two football opponents for this fall
spentmostof the 1970 s in similar fashion and could have
similar teams in 1981.
The Texas Christian Hornfrogs, who visit the Plains
on September 5, have spent the last decade in a battle
with Rice University for the Southwest Conference
bottom spot while the Wake Forest Deacons spent most
of that decade as the Atlantic Coast Conference's
doormat.
However, the Deacons were able to put together a
highly successful 8-4 campaign in 1979, upsetting
Auburn 42-38 after being down 38-20 at halftime.
Last year, the Deacons dropped to 5-6 despite a potent
passing attack.
F.A. Dry will be in his fifth year as the TCU heai^
mentor. The best that can be said of his career so far is
thathe is consistent, recording seasons of 2-9,2-9,2-9 and
1-10 from 1977-1980.
Garland Short returns at noseguard after the 6-f oot-3>
260-pound junior missed part of last year due to injury.
Joining Short on the defensive line will be returning
tackle John McLeon (6-foot-2,'240-pound senior) and
Scott Williams (6-foot-3, 235-pound junior)^
TCU's offense will no doubt be placed on quarterback.
Steve Stamps' shoulders. The 6-foot-l, 190 pounder was
a second team AU-SouthwestConference pick last year
after completing 127 of 247 passes for 1,830 yards.
Stamp's primary receiver will be split end Stanley
Wahington, who was a first string All-SWC selection.
The 5-foot-ll, 170-pound junior averaged 17.7 yards a
reception on 34 catches for 601 yards and eight
touchdowns.
The other receiver is senior Phillip Epps who is
a 5-foot-ll, 164-pound returning flanker.
Junior safeties Zand Drake and Keith Bener return
after being the fifth and sixth leading tacklers in 1980
while sophomore cornerback John Preston is the final
returnee. Sophomore Reginald Cottingham will play
the other corner.
The linebacking crops is also in good shape with
6-foot-2, 225-pound Darrell Patterson and 6-foot-4
210-pound Mike Dry returning.
Patterson, a junior, was the team's leading tackier
for the second consecutive year, while Dry, a senior
whose father is the head coach, was the team's seventh
leading tackier.
Senior Ted Brack (6-foot-2, 205 pounds) and
sophomore John Nichols' (6-foot-2,215-pounds) will jom
Patterson and Dry at linebacker.
The Hornfrog offensive line will be experienced and
big. Guard Don Baker (6-foot-2, 260-pound junior)
tackle Steve Wilson (6-foot-4, 250-pound senior) and
guard Donald Ray Richard (6-foot-2,260-pound senior)
return and will be joined by Willie Williams (6-foot-6,
255-pound senior), Mike Hartman (6-foot-2, 250-pound
junior) and Joel McVea (6-foot-4, 285-pound sopho­more).
The TCU running game was perhaps the team's
weakest link, averaging less than two yards a carry and
scoring only two touchdowns.
The Wake Fores c game will be a historic event for
Auburn fans since the September 19 game will be the
first night football game on campus.
The Deacons will have two losses in personnel that will
be hard to replace. After two seasons as head coach,
John Mackovic left his alma mater to become an
assistant coach for the Dallas Cowboys. Al Groh, an
assistant under Mackovic, became head coach after
Mackovic left.
See PREVIEW, page 9
Former Tigers sign free agent pacts
By Terry Connor
Plainsman Sportswriter
Five former Auburn football
players and one former Auburn
baseball player have signed free
agent contracts to play professional
football and baseball.
The football players—linebacker
Freddie Smith, tight end Benny
Anthony, defensive end-linebacker
Charles Woods, offensive tackle-guard
George Stephenson and
kicker Jorge Portella—have all
come to terms with different teams
inpursuitof a' career jin professional
football.
Smith, who had an outstanding
freshman year at Auburn, has
signed a contract with the Minne­sota
Vikings. Agent George Kick-lighter,
who also handles former
Auburn players James Brooks and
Frank Warren, said that Smith will
go to Minnesota as a running back
candidate.
Kicklightersaid, "He (Smith) has
been working on the change to
running back for about a year. I
think he's got a little chance up
there. They need some running
backs." Smith was an All-State
runningback at Athens High School.
Anthony, who only played one
year of football for the Tigers, has
come to an agreement with the
Seattle Seahawks. Anthony also
played basketball at Auburn.
Woods signed a contract with the
Detroit Lions. After having a good
start as a Tiger, Woods only played
the first four games of the 1978
season before getting hurt, and then
he was redshirted in 1979 with an
elbow injury.
Stephenson, 6-foot-4, 240 pounds,
signed an agreement with the Dallas
Cowboys. Stephenson played a
major role in blocking the way for
such running backs like Brooks and
Joe Cribbs.
He also played in the Blue Gray All
Star Classic, the Hula Bowl and the
Senior Bowl.
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15-Love Former tradition returns to the Plains
Defense improves during the spring
By Brian Love
Sports Editor
With the recent loss of talented,
athletes due to pro drafts, free
agents' signings and transferring to
different schools, Auburn fans
might get depressed. But there is a
long lost friend returning that1
should be welcomed by football
fans. *
Defense. If you' ve been an Auburn
student during the past six years,
you probably don't know what this
is.
Most fans either thought "de­fense
'' was something that is around
"de field" or it was something that
the NCAA forced Auburn to play
without when the Tigers were put on
probation.-
Perhaps the most impressive
thing about Auburn this spring was
theplay of the defense. It's strange,
but following the 10-10 spring game
few fans were complaining about
the offense but instead were excited
about the defense.
Throughout the spring, the defen­sive
coaches stressed fundamentals
and gang tackling and it appeared to
pay off since the top defense
dominated all scrimmages, in­cluding
one with the top offense that
Preview
resulte d in the offense being kept out
for 45 minutes after the defense went
inside.
It's hard to believe now but
"Auburn"and "defense" were once
synonymous.
Early Tiger teams were well-known
for their tough defenses with
a 7-0 win over the Carlisle Indians in
1914 and a 0-0 tie with Ohio State
being prime examples.
The 1957 national championship
team allowed only 28 points all
season. This team was behind once
all season and had wins after scoring
seven points or less.
During the next season, the Tigers
set numerous defensive records in a
13-0 win against Tennessee. The
nationally-televised game is one Vol
fans wish to forget after watching
their team held to no first downs and
minus 49 yards total offense.
The fabled "Amazin" or 1972
allowed only 13.8 points a game
despite playing the nation's tough­est
schedule. One thing overlooked
in the 17-16 win over Alabama was
that Auburn's defense held the Tide
to 22 points and 200 yards below its r
average.
In the 1973 season, the defense
held its opponents to 14.5 points a
game although the offense was so
anemic that it forced the defense to
play most of the game. Highlighting
this season was a 7-0 win over
Houston, marking the first time the
Cougars were shut out in 88 games.
The Barfield era in Auburn foot-j
ball produced some of the most
explosive offenses on the Plains but
it also produced some of the worse
excuse* ior defenses.
Auburn's first loss in 1078 was a
17-15 loss to Miami. The Hurricanes
last-second field goal was set up on a
42-yard draw play on a fourth-and-five
situation. ' *r
During the 8-3 season in 1979, the
Tigers were forced to outscore their
opponents. N.C. State lost despite
scoring 38 points, Wake Forest won
42-38 after being down 38-20 at the
half butthe most embarrasing game
came when Vanderbilt using a third v
String quarterback, scored 38 points
in a losing cause. This was the
highest point production by a Vandy
team since 1971.
Last year's loss to Tennessee
probably had more to, do with
Barfield'sfiringthan anything else.
Before the largest crowd in Auburn
history, a Tennessee team that
ended the season at 5-6 scored 42
points on the Auburn "defense".
The last good defensive year came •'
in the 1974 season in which Auburn
finished 10-2. The Tigers were
ranked 12th in national defensive
scoring with a 11.5 average. During
the first four games of the year, the
defense allowed only three points
while the kickoff team allowed
seven.
An excuse of no talent cannot be
given for the past few years. Only
one person, KenBernich, played pro
football off the 1972 defense and he
lasted only two seasons.
It would appear that in cne near
furture opposing offenses will dread
playing against Auburn rather than
knowing that it's a chance to
improve their statistics.
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Probably the toughest job, though, will be finding a
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Auburn in 1979. David Weaver (5-foot-ll, 186-pound
junior) are the leading candidates,
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Some good news for Deacon fans is the return of
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Three of the top four backs return for the Deacons in
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The Deacon defense could also be weak since there are,
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Due to lack of depth, former running backs Henderson
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To lead quarterback* and receivers
Barfield becomes Bulldog assistant
By Trecy Pfannkuche
Plainsman Sportswriter
Since resigning as Auburn's head
football coach, Doug Barfield has
had a lot of spare time which he
spends fishing, but that won't last
long because starting July 1 he'll
have a full-time job at Mississippi
State.
Barfield, whose team finished 5-6
lastyearand had a 29-25-1 during his
career as Auburn's head mentor,
will work mainly with the quarter­backs
and receivers in State's
wishbone offense. One of the ath­letes
Barfield will be working with
will be quarterback John Bond, who
as a freshman led the Bulldogs to a
win against Alabama last year.
The opening Barfield filled came
about when Bruce Arians left to go to
Alabama.
Barfield, who has been employed
by Diversified Products in Opelika,
produced 13 first-string All-SEC
players and pro stars William
Andrews and Joe Cribbs while at
Auburn.
After being out of coaching for six
months, Barfield can't wait to get
back to the field.
Barfield coached several years of
high school football after a four year
career as Southern Mississippi's
quarterback. In 1952, asa freshman,
Barfield led the Golden Eagles to a
Tangarine bowl victory.
' 'We're anxious to get started and
I'm really looking forward to it,"
said Barfield. "I've got a lot of
respect for the head coach (Emory
Bellard) and I'm looking forward to
working with him."
Barfield succeeded the legendary
Ralph "Shug" Jordan as Auburn's
head coach in 1976. Prior to this he
had been an assistant under Jordan
from 1972-1976.
The 46-year-old Barfield had other
college coaching jobs at Southern
Mississippi before moving to Clem-sonas
offensive coordinator in 1970
where he stayed two years. *
Since Mississippi and Auburn are
long-time rivals and will meet this
fall there is some question about
what Barfield will feel about facing
his old team but right now it hasn't
bothered him.
"I really haven't given much
thought to it, but I know they'll be
tough."
Free agents From page 8
T^orTellaTwnosigne^afreeagenr
contract with the Atlanta Falcons'
last vear. has siened a contract with
the Buffalo Bills. Portella will be
joining former teammates Byron
Franklin and Cribbs."
In addition to the football players
that have signed contracts, former
Auburn pitcher Bill Latham has
signed, with the Mets .
Latham, who was 0-6 as a Tiger
during the past season, has been
assigned to one of the Mets' Class A
team. Auburn coach Paul Nix said
that Latham was a lot better pitcher
than his record indicates.
"Bill's a better pitcher than 0-6,
and some clubs knew that," Nix
said.
Draft From page 8
proEaTryTmoTe^nToTieteam^
class AA team soon.
Deriso had a 18-19 pitching record
at Auburn, and he compiled 30 RBIs'
and six home runs in 129 at bats'
In the National Basketball Asso­ciation's
draft,. Banks was selected
in the sixth round by the Seattle
Supersonics, and Cattage was cho­sen
by the Utah Jazz in the eighth
round. x.
Banks was Auburn's leading
scorer and rebounder this past
season averaging 11.9 points and
seven rebounds per game. During
his final season as a Tiger, Banks
had 20 blocked shots and a field goal
percentage of .565.
Banks caught the eyes of many
professional scouts with his perfor­mance
in the Fourth Annual South­ern
ShootOut in Nashville, Tenn.
Banks, who scored 28 points in the-game,
was selected as the Most
Valuable Player of the game.
The 6-foot-7 senior from Birming­ham,
who was named "Mr. Basket­ball"
in Alabama after his senior
year in high school; scored 1,004
points in his career at Auburn, and
he was Auburn's fourth all-time
rebounder.
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Huntsville, was impressive during
his first two seasons as a Tiger.
As a freshman, Cattage started 22'
games and averaged 8.6 points and
6.3 rebounds per game. During his
sophomore year, Cattage had his
best season on the Plains. He
averaged 15.9 points and 9.3 re­bounds
per game.
After his sophomore year, Cat­tage
was plagued with injuries his
junior and senior years. Cattage
was hampered with bad knees his
junior year and only averaged 7.7
points and 5.3 rebounds per game
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Bogart highlights flicks
Photography: Gerry Shaw
'Animals9play Union Patio
From Beatles and '80s rock 'n' roll to punk music, the "White Animals"
played to a full crowd on the Union Patio Monday night. This coming
Monday the UPC will sponsoranother street dance on the Union Patio at
7:30 p.m. with' "Tinted Glass and Sparkle" delivering Top 40, rock 'n' roll
and soul.
'Raiders' returns to '30s suspense
By Janet Barbee
Entertainment Editor
Step outof the hot, humid night air
and into a cool, air-conditioned
theater when such stars as Hum­phrey
Bogart, Katherine Hepburn,
Chevy Chase, Genvieve Bujold,
James Caan, Marsha Mason, Elvis
and Benji fill your weekend nights
for free at Langdon Hall as the
University Program Council pre­sents
its movies this summer.
The action rolls tonight at 8
when the man that gave us "Hallo
ween" offers another suspense,
"TheFog."; The town of Antonio Bay
is terrorized on its centennial
celebration as the climax offers a
battle between the good and the
dead. "The Fog" runs through
Sunday at 8 p.m. each night.
The second weekend in July
presents Neil Simon's "Chapter
Two" starring James Caan and
Marsha Mason. The
recently widowed Caan has a mon­umental
attack of guilt, and Mason
as a divorcee must fight the ghosts of
the past in order to live and love in
the present. "Chapter Two" shows
July 9, 10, 11 and 12 at 8 p.m. each
night.
"Oh Heavenly Dog" the star-studded
comedy, plays the following
weekend with Chevy Chase, Omar
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK"
HarrisoKFord Indiana Jones
Karen Allen.... Marion Raven wood
John Rhys-Da vies Sallah
Paul Freeman Belloo
Producer-George Lucas
Director-Steven Spielberg
Screenplay-Lawrence Kasdan
If one were to take' 'Casablanca.,''
' 'Tarzan,'' and the ' 'Ten Command­ments"
and roll them into one
motion picture the film would
probably be "Raiders of the Lost
Ark."
"Raiders" is a story which takes
place in 1936, about a daring
archaelogist, Indiana Jones, hired
by the government to find the lost
Ark of the Covenant (a chest holding
the broken stones of the Ten
Commandments) before the Nazis
do.
The reason for the chase is that
Hitler wants to make use of the
powers the Ark is supposed to behold
so he can slaughter his opposing
armies and proclaim himself the
Messiah. Leading the Nazis in their
search is a coniving French archae­ologist
Belloqu, who just happens to
be Indiana's arch enemy.
"Raiders" is the brain child of
producer George Lucas who tries to
combine the ideas of adventure
serials of the '30s and '40s, similar to
the way he combined ideas of space
adventures for "Star Wars."
If you like rollercoaster rides this
movie is a must because the action is
endless. Even in the beginning
Indiana is dodging poison darts,
snares, booby-trapped walls, taran­tulas
and a whole tribe of South
American natives. One is never
given a chance to catch a breath.
This example is just typical of how
the action moves throughout the
whole movie. Each sequence tries to
outdo the one it follows.
Besides being loaded with action,
' 'Raiders" is loaded with old movie
cliches. The torturing villain is
dressed in black and the hero,
eventually, rides a white horse.
Several others, however, remain
hiddenbecause they're caught with­in
the fast pace of the story.
Harrison Ford is convincing as
Indiana, and probably because it's a
similar character to the Hans Solo
he portrayed in "Star Wars." Ford
is Humphrey Bogart and Errol
Flynn with a touch of John Wayne.
The movie is puzzling in spots.
Some scenes begin with a character
in one place and then we find him
somewhere else without any know­ledge
of how he got there. For
example, Indiana climbs aboard a
submerging submarine trying to
save the girl and then he is inside the
port where the submarine has
docked, without being one bit wet.
Something like this one must
realize, however, is actually irrele­vant
to the audience. Let's face it, he
got out of every other unbelievable
situation, why couldn't he have
gotten out of this one?
One will watch it for what is put on
the screen and not speculate
Indiana's every move. The audience
will swallow any pill it's given no
matter how big it is.
—Dave Bean.
Bean is a Plainsman film critic.
Editor'snote: "Raiders
of the Lost Ark" is now
playing at the Midway
Plaza
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Onstage Atlanta, the energetic avocational group, gives a free
performance tonight at 7 at the Park Place Shopping Center courtyard,
AshfordDunwoodyRoadatInterstate285. The Broadway revue features
such blockbuster musicals as "Godspell" and "Applause."
RayCharlesplaysatthe Agora, Monday, June29, at 7 and 10p.m. Tickets
are $12.50 in advance.
COLUMBUS
The Columbus Symphony Orchestra, directed by Harry Kruger,
presents a Symphony in the Gardens, Sunday, June 28, at 3 p.m. at the
Callaway Gardens Overlook Pavillion. Admission to the gardens is $2.75
for adults, $1 for ages 6-12.
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Sharif, Robert Morely, and Benji in
the clever murder mystery. Chase
portrays a private eye who botches
up his job and is murdered by his
client's killer. Chase returns as a
dog who, while trying to find the
killer, also finds the time to get his
paws all over the love of his former
life. "Oh Heavenly Dog" will run
July 15, 16, 17, 18 and 19 at 8 p.m.
Bogie bursts onto the big screen in
"African Queen" the following
weekend. As he navigates his sleazy
steamer down the river, he must
face the rapids, malaria, German
gun boats, and the prim but sharp-tongued
Katherine Hepburn.
"African Queen" shows July 24, 25
and 26 at 8 p.m.
Tension mounts the following
weekend in the mystery "Coma." At
leasta dozen minor surgery patients
at Memorial Hospital become vic­tims
of the same unexplainable
tragedy—they never woke up.
Genvieve Bujold, the spunky young
doctor, searches for a pattern to the
deaths as she attempts to explain the
events to her colleague and boy­friend,
Michael Douglas. "Coma"
shows July 30, 31 and Aug. 1 and 2.
The second weekend in August
offers "Dark Star," a piece of
satirical science fictionatits best. In
this cult classic, the deep space
probe "Dark Star" explodes the
remote galaxy. "DarkStar" shows
Aug. 7, 8 and 9.
The musical documentary,
"Elvis on Tour," follows "The
King'' through a 15-city concert tour
and includes important episodes
from his life. "Elvis on Tour,"
showing August 14,15and 16, of fers a
close-up look at the man behind the
legend.
Closing out the summer movies
are Barbra Streisand and Ryan
O'Neal in the "Main Event." For­merly
teamed up in "What's Up
Doc?," Streisand and O'Neal are
reunited in this light comedy love
story about a perfume executive and
a boxer who argue, fight and
eventually love each other through
this touching story. The ' 'Main
Event'' shows Aug. 21, 22 and 23 at 8
p.m.
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work with the UPC call 826-5292.
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Repertory perforins trio at Telfair Peet
By Janet Barbee
Entertainment Editor
During the 1981 Summer Reper­tory
Season the Auburn University
theatre department will perform a
trio of diverse plays ranging from a
"slick" '50s rock'n'roll musical to a
Pulitizer Prize-winning romance,
set in a small town on a hot Labor
Day, to a romantic comedy that
involves a blind man, his over-protective
mother, and a chatty
off-Broadway actress.
"Grease" opens the season the
third Thursday in July, "Picnic"
runs the fourth weekend and "But­terflies
Are Free" plays the last
weekend of July, running into
August. Starting August 2 the three
plays alternate performance dates
for that Sunday and the next two
weekends, Thursday through Sun­day,
with "Grease" ending the
season Aug. 16.
Tie on your blue suede shoes and
get out the Brylcreem when
"Grease" begins the season July 16.
The '50s rock'n'roll musical takes
you back to an era when Elvifj was
king and Sandra Dee heroine of the
duck-tailed, bobby-socked genera­tion,
when drive-in movies and
pajama parties where stops on the
road to adulthood. "Grease," di-rectedby
RalphMiller, will run July
16,17,18,26 and Aug. 8,9,13 and 16 at
8p.m. Two matinees also run July 19
and Aug. 2 at 2 p.m.
A hot summer creates the setting
for the tender yet robust Pulitzer
Prize - winning romance' 'Picnitei.''
The characters in this Ameripan
classic include a casual, simple
man, authoritative only when his
physical maleness is asserted, a
pretty girl expressing subtly a quiet
discontent, a spinster who bursts out
agains the crude visitor, a plain but
bright young girl, and a delightfully
nosy neighbor. Directed by Cleve­land
Harrison, "Picnic" will run
July 23,24,25 and Aug. 2,7 and 15 at 8
p.m. Its matinee runs July 26 at 2
p.m.
The romantically witty play
"Butterflies Are Free" depicts a
sharp and perceptive young man
whose blindness is less of a handicap
that his domineering mother. He
meets the off-beat, off-Broadway
actress, who was once married for
six days and doesn't want any more
deep involvements, when he takes
up residence in a shabby one-room
apartment. This witty yet senti­mental
play will be directed by
Marilyn Powel and will run July 30,
31 and Aug. l,6and 14 at 8 p.m. It also
takes the stage for two matinees
Aug. 9 and 16 at 2 p.m.
Reservations and more informa­tion
may be obtained by calling the
department of theatre offices at
826-4748 or the theatre ticket hot-line
at 826-4154.
'Mr. Goodbar9 hits Auburn
By Blake Powers
Plainsman Staffwriter
Next week the Auburn Cinema
Society will present the DscaF-nominated
"Looking for Mr. Good-bar.'
' This unforgettable drama of a
modern woman caught up in con­temporary
society propelled Diane
Keaton to fame as a dramatic
actress no longer in the shadow of
her boyfriend Woody Allen.
The film also launched the career
of Richard Gere, who has since gone
on to achieve success in the title role
of the film "American Gigolo."
If you have notseen this movie you
can correct the omission now. The
Auburn Cinema Society will be
showing "Mr. Goodbar" Monday,
June 29, and Tuesday, June 30, at 7
and 9:30 p.m. in Langdon Hall.
Wednesday, July 1, at 7 and 9:30 it
will be shown in 1203 Haley Center.
Admission is $1.50 for students and
'$2.00 for the general public.
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By Allison Shadday
Plainsman Staffwriter
WEGL, Auburn's campus radio
station, will have many entertaining
shows available for your listening
enjoyment this summer. A few new
shows have been added to the
station's program as well as some
time changes in the more popular
shows.
Hosted by Lloyd Townsend is
L.A.R.S. at 8 on Thursday evenings.
This show will consist of unusual
new wave music that will exercise
your imagination. For those who
enjoy folk and classical sound, Chris
Carey will bring this to you at 10 on
Saturday mornings. The show,
"Wooden Music," will feature
artists such as Carlos Montoya, the
guitarist for'' Yes,'' Al DiMeola and
many others. "Jazz in the After­noon"
will be on frolm 1-3 p.m.
Monday thru Friday. "The
Mellow Show" will be from 6-8 p.m.
on Sundays. "Blues Session" will be
on from 11 a.m.-12p.m. Saturdays.
Changes have also been made in the
news department. At 11:45 a.m. and
4:45 p.m. there will be new'sbrie'fs,
15-minute spots each, to keep lis­teners
informed about current
events.
FM 91 is looking forward to
entertaining you this summer. If
you're interested in getting involved
with some of the station's activities,
come by 1239 Haley Center or call
the station at 826-5184.
The new summer program guides
are available to provide listeners
with detailed information on the
programs the station offers. You
can pick yours up at Foy Union or
1239 Haley Center.
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