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EXTRA AUBURN UNIVERSITY
To Fester The Auburn Spirit
AUBURN, ALABAMA, FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1966 4 PAGES APRIL FOOL
Liver's Hearing
Brings Dismissal
By Dean Shaft
By TREBLE CLEF
Sour notes were heard in the
music department last week af­ter
the removal of music head
Herby Liver by Dean Bill
Shaft.
Dean Shaft said that Liver
had "some difficulty with his
hearing." He elaborated further
that Liver had not heard a sin­gle
rumor that had been circu­lated
through assistant Bill Mc-
Sinn.
"We don't believe in the of­fice
meeting or faculty-dean
letter," Shaft said, "rumors are
a more personal, exciting ap­proach
to handling affairs of
the administration."
Liver said that Shaft had al­luded
nothing to him except by
sending anonymous notes home
by his little boy.
For making such a statement,
Shaft said that Liver had "some
gall."
The music faculty appealed
to President Crackpott but were
stopped in the door to the pres­ident's
office by Dean of Fac­ulties
Mike Bumpley. Bumpley
said that when he ran for the
office several years ago under
President Duncan, he pledged
to "stand up for the adminis­tration."
"That's what I am go­ing
to do," Bumpley said, "The
faculty is always wrong, the
deans are always right—that's
the way it has to be."
When asked about the mass
resignation of students and fac­ulty,
together with the burning
of a grand piano by demonstra­tors,
Bumpley told Plainsman
reporter Bruce Dimes, "There's
no story here. Just go on and
mind your own business and
keep your nose out of ours. All
you Plainsman people try to do
is to manufacture stories and
perpetrate trash."
From latest reports, affairs
were at a stand still in the
music department.
"I can't take any other ac­tion,"
Liver said, "except to
write a satirical symphony.
Dean Shaft has done me in and
now I don't know where to
turn."
Shaft said he and Liver were
still the closest of friends, that
he had done everything in his
power to make Liver happy,
and that everything was soon
going to be "all right."
Then Bumpley dragged Shaft
into Crackpott's office.
When asked for a quote,
Crackpott said that "Old deans
never die, they just loose their
faculties."
NEW IFC ADVISOR
Barf Jenkins, taking over the
helm as whiz kid advisor to
Auburn Greeks, announced that
the first "fratty" thing for him
to do was get "pinned" to Dean
of Women Kit Catter. Barf and
Kit were seen at the Dairy De­light
last week. Barf was smil-ingas
he drove Kit's T-Bird.
UFO SEEN OVER BIGGIO
This strange object was seen over Biggio last night.
Previously other unidentified flying objects were seen over
the forestry plot and the rock quarry. Dean of Student
Affairs Jimmy Foy reported that two employees of Auburn's
photographic services were taking pictures in the area
at the time, and by some quirk of fate, came up with the
proper "exposure." Foy reported that the red, glowing
object hung over the Student Ac barn for a few minutes
and then flitted away quickly. He added that the unusual
event had no effect on student affairs.
THE AXE TO YOU, TOO
Taking a refreshing pause after breaking ground for the new Drill Field Outhouse
(Utility Shed) are "Turn Your Hat Around" Fungus, Dr. Libby Owens Ford (Smooth
As Glass) Philpott, and Outhouse Finance Manager W .T. Ignorant. Ignorant said he had
refused to okay a purchase order for a new plunger for the building because of failure to
fill out forms specifying exact need.
Total Auto Prohibition
Announced By Fungus
By JAMMED UP
Corporal Lime wood Fun­gus
announced today that
new rules and regulations
concerning cars and traffic
approved by the Traffic
Safety Committee would go
into effect next fall quarter.
According to Fungus, these
rules are necessary because of
the influx of draft dodgers and
husband hunters over the next
few years.
Fungus, said, "These regula­tions
will affect everyone who
is connected with Auburn Uni­versity,
including any Crack-potts."
The new Tegulations say:
1. All cars will be banned
from campus, including those
owned by faculty members
from 7 to 4 each day. Faculty
cars will be provided ample
space in the spacious parking
area back of Jack's Hamburg­ers.
2. Students will walk to
class.
3. Faculty members will be
permitted to ride bicycles,
skates, and skateboards to class.
However, wearing of orange
helniets with blue stripes will
be mandatory.
4. All faculty vehicles must
be properly inspected and reg­istered
by campus Police Chief
Mallard "The Enforcer" Draw-son
and his staff.
5. All students are required,
•to wear loud-checked over-blouses
on campus for self-protection
against the many
lead-footed, near-sighted pro­fessors
found at Auburn.
6. Night-time parking at
Biggio Flats will be prohibited,
except in cases of emergency.
("This regulation will probably
have to be interpreted on the
scene," said Dean Joy Boy Foy).
1,500 Students Remain Unregistered
In Misplaced Buildings Mystery
By BREW McDOWEN
Some 1,500 Auburn students have not been able to register
for the spring quarter. Sam Snedely, one of the unregistered
students summed the situation up well when he said, "I looked
all over campus and I just couldn't find Bungle Hall where I
was supposed to register."
Since Dr. Cranky Cantrell,
head of the library, tossed the
registration process out of the
library because, "all those stu­dents
walking around in there
wear down the lineoleum floors
and besides, about 35 students
are deprived of the opportunity
to use the library for two days
while registration is in pro­gress,"
finding a place to hold
the event has been a problem.
Biggin Hall was used one
quarter, but Dean William A.
Shaft pointed out that Biggin
was incorrectly designed and
the weight of so many students
on the second and third floors
could bring Titanic-like results.
In other words, the entire build­ing
might sink right out of
sight with all hands.
Cantrell and Arrow have set
the precedents and heads of all
the departments are finding
reasons why buildings in their
charge must not be used for
the purpose of registration.
Only Broun Hall was con­sidered
as a possible site for
registration this quarter, but it
was ruled out when Buildings
and Grounds Superintendent
Corporal Limewood E. Fungus
said that no laborers were a-vailable
to pitch the tent, "and
besides, think of all the little
bugs those kids would kill
stompin' around out there and
all that grass too!"
The final plan had the stu­dents
sent to grouping areas
according to school or curri-
(See page 2, column 5)
By Unpopular Demand
Plainsman 'Barbys' Presented Today
The second annual "Plains­man
Awards of Dubious Di­stinction"
return by unpopular
demand with "winners" being
tapped during the "Poison Pen"
banquet held at the Sports
Arena excavation at dawn to-lay.
The Barbys, akin to Oscars,
Emmys and Grammys, are made
out of steel and are in the
shape of giant razor blades.
Recipients are named below.
"Scholarly Student Award"
to Sansing Smith for studying
for quizzes . . . before the quar­ters
begin.
'Tinker Toy Award" to Cor­poral
Limewood Fungus, alias
General Frightening Future.
"Timex Watch Award" to
Samford Tower.
"Best Movies of 1946 Award"
to the Tiger and War Eagle
theatres for their recent intro­duction
of "talkies."
Pistol Pete Award" to the
Orange Bowl's Roy Hancock.
" 'You're Fired!' Award" to
Dean Speer.
"Red Tape Award" to the
University Business Office
known to its many patrons as
Bureau of Crat, Inc.
"Best Greek Relations A-ward"
to Alpha Psi-OTS for
holding a dog-eat-dog rumble.
"Best Organization Award"
to the Glomerata staff for mis­placing
8,000 1966 yearbooks.
"Best Legal Instructor A-ward"
to J. Sidney Cook, au­thor
of the grammar school
reader "Learning by Doing."
"Courteous Award" to the
campus police fine collectors.
Pay now or die.
"Best Dressed Award" to
Prof. Madison Jones.
"Bear Bryant 'Most Feared
Opponent' Award" to the Au­burn
Tigers . . . by a 30-3 vote.
"Bill Renneker Oustanding
Student Government Award"
to Geroge McMillan . . . in­cludes
a 1966 Corvette.
"Better African Relations
Award" to ACOIA's Godfrey
Amachree for easing out of the
country.
"Intramural Athlete of the
Year Award" or "Winning Isn't
Everything . . . But Award" to
Phi Tau and Phil Vaughn.
"Cloud Spotting Award" to
the Air Force ROTC or "The
Let's Don't Drill Today Award."
"Most Active Fraternity of
the Year Award" to the KKK.
"Competitive Spirit Award"
to the new Anders Book Store.
"Everett Harwell Award" to
Bob Smith.
"Paul Henry Newstand A-ward"
to the Birmingham Inde­pendent
and The Southern
Courier.
"Get Your Club Out of My
Union Building Award" to
Clarence Cook.
"No Byline Award''i|to Trudy
Cargile of University rotations.
"Campus Radio Station In­stant
Action Award" to the
Board of Trustees.
"Bartenders of the Year A-ward"
to Delta Chi.
"Campus Beautification A-ward"
to Jack's Hamburgers,
world's foremost hamburger
stand architects.
A special dual award, "Pride
in Alabama Award" to son
Richmond Flowers, Jr. . . . and
his father.
"Letters to the Editor Award"
to Bob Lowey.
"Medicare Award" to Drake
Infirmary.
"Alcoholics Synonomous A-ward"
to "Big Jim (hie) Fol-som
. . . better known as kin
to Ezra Brooks the Fifth of
Wetumpka.
"When Johnny Comes March­ing
Home Award" jointly to the
Chemistry and Physics depart­ments.
"Boarding House Public Ap­preciation
Award" to Ron Mus-sig.
"FBI Frisk Award" to dining
hall meal ticket checkers for
service above, beyond and be­side
the call of duty.
"Sports Illustrated Cover
Jinx Award" to Adolph Rupp,
Arkansas, Nebraska and Gary
Player also known as the "A
Thousand Right Reasons for
Being Dead Wrong Award."
"Decrepit Donut Award" to
Cameo Vending, winners of
the "No Change Award" as
well.
"Intramurals Contraction A-ward"
to the Allocations Board
for "excessive" granting of
funds.
"No Dollars and No Sense
Award" to the University treas­urer.
"Dr. No! Award" to Dr. Sim­mons
of Drake Infirmary.
Plainsman To Merge;
Courier, Independent
Complete Company
Plain Old Dependent Southerner
Will Begin Publication Immediately
By TRULY FRAGILE
The Auburn Plainsman, The Birmingham Independent and
The Southern Courier will merge immediately according to a
statement released this morning in Washington by the Justice
Department.
The name of the new gazette
which begins publication short­ly
after the middle of the day
tomorrow will be The Plain Old
Dependent Southerner. Miss
Diane Snooty will edit the
paper on Tuesday, Thursday
and Saturday, while Golden
Brown will serve as editor of
the Monday, Wednesday and
Friday editions. The paper's
Homecoming Seating
Moved To Thach Roof
Student homecoming seats
will be moved from the horse­shoe
of Cliff Hare Stadium to
the roof of Thach Hall. Bill
Beckwithout and Jeff Whiskers
announced that Lions Club
members would c i r c u l a te
throughout the crowd on the
roof with binoculars provided
by the Second Floor Brokerage
(Up the "Hill" from higher
prices) at a cost of $389,769.39.
At press time owners of the
brokerage expressed concern
over not being able to clear
their contract because of a
minor clause which had been
caught by the eagle eye of Bus­iness
Manager W. T. Ignorant.
The clause said that in cases of
contracts involving more than
$.98, twelve bids must be sent
out to prospective bidders, in­cluding
the Lee County Bulle­tin
and Buildings and Grounds.
Students were pleased over
the move to the Thach Hall
roof. One said that football
would be more educational now.
Another said that he didn't
want to be around so many
drunken alumni. Still another
said he hoped the Athletic de­partment
would build a great
big goal post in front of Thach
as he had never seen a home­coming
game without his vision
being blocked by the posts.
Without a goalpost he said that
he felt "insecure" and lacked
the proper "student spirit."
SEX IN THE SIXTIES
"International Sex" has been
recommended as the topic to
be explored at next year In­ternational
Conference on Au­burn
Affairs. It was announced
by the student-faculty commit­tee
appointed to look into the
matter.
Elizabeth Tailor has agreed
to give the keynote address of
the conference.
Sunday offering will be edited
by a presidium. Gerald N-;tberg
will chair the presidium.
Independent and Courier
stockholders Thursday approved
a one-for-one hundred stock
split plan which will result in
Independent and Courier stock­holders
receiving one share of
Plainsman stock for every
hundred shares of the paper
stock they now own.
Publisher of the new paper
will be Heel Davis. Davis has
announced that the publication
will be produced by a revolu­tionary
'shades of gray process
guaranteeing maximum ob­scurity
and minimum readabili­ty.
Davis quipped that the ef­fects
of the new process really
weren't much different than the
results of the old 'delicate
shades of pink and blue system.
Alphonse Gaston the Fifth
will handle all business affairs,
libel suits, and other trivialities
for the paper. He said that the
new publication would be
available at better Union
-Building stands and street
marches everywhere.
Mascot for the paper will be
a cross between a hawk, a
dove, a fox and a mule. He has
been nicknamed Rabbit Chit-ling.
The newspaper will maintain
two offices. The editorial staff
office is to be constructed to
the left of Samford Hall while
the news staff will utilize space
in the campus police depart­ment
office suites.
Both staffs will be furnished
with wire-tap phones and infra­red
cameras. One-way radios
will also be available for staff
use.
Editorial page editor will be
Slim Jims who told the Plains­man
in a telephone conversa­tion
from the War Surplus that
"The page will reflect my uni­versal
travel experiences and
some of the many lessons I have
learned in my ten years as
an undergraduate student at
Auburn Cow College." Jims
will be assisted by Tom Milli-cow
and Deputy Dog Clark.
The financial editor will be
Bottom Dollar Smith who told
the Downtown Mercenaries
Club Monday that "There is a
gold mine in this city and I in­tend
to tap it . . . one way or
another." His technical adviser
will be Eveready Bleedwell.
JERRY BROWNIE
Landslide Vote
Names Brownie
'Most Popular
By GERTRUDE GARFUNKLE
Hotly-pursued a n d highly-desirable
Jerry Brownie has
been elected '"Most Popular
Man On Campus" by a land­slide
vote of the women stu­dents
of Auburn. Campaign in­siders
claimed that Brownie be­came
the overwhelming favor­ite
in the race following an ar­ticle
authored in a winter quar­ter's
issue of the Plainsman.
In an acceptance speech
made at a political rally at the
Women's Dining Hall, Brownie
graciously told the cheering
thousands, "This is an honor
which touches me deeply. It is
comforting to know how much
I mean to all of you lovely,
husband-hunting co-eds."
Brownie was presented with
an engraved loving-cup a
thousand-dollar gift certificate
to Bleedwell's Men's Shop, an
eight by ten color photograph
of War Eagle III, and a sterling
silver shaft with "We love you,
Jerry" etched on it.
The Freshman Rat Cap band
played Beethoven's Fifth Sym­phony
in E-Flat Minor in honor
of Brownie while the major­ettes,
led by Miss Kandy Kisses,
danced a minuet.
A big parade through the
women's dining hall was led by
76 trombones and by the War
Eagle Girls wearing sandwich
board signs which read, "Eat at
McAllister's."
Brownie will begin his reign
(See page 2, column 8)
(continued on page 19
in Braille)
Loveliest of The Plains . . .
THE BLUE RIBBON LOVELIEST
Just call her a "lot of girl." An Opelika native. She lives in Hogpen Hall. Definitely
"independent" when she goes out on a date she goes "whole hog." She is the first girl
to be named "Loveliest of the Plains" for being simply "cool." She doesn't shave her legs,
take a bath, or wear weejuns. How did she get her Blue Ribbon? Who knows? But she
is lavaliered to a Sigma Pigma.
Millan Relinquishes Position
Student Body President Mc-
George Tardy Millan Jr., an­nounced
last week that he is
relinquishing his office effec­tive
this morning so that he
will have more time to devote
to his studies.
Rumors are that Millan's re­tirement
from his duties may
have something to do with the
fact that he did not make his
grades last quarter. Sources
close to the student body of­ficial
indicated that he may
have been urged to take the
step by Dean of Student Affairs
J. B. Foy.
Dean Foy is notorious for re­quiring
ultimate scholastic at­tainment
by student body of­ficers.
A spokesman said that
Dean Foy "is upset because the
president of the student body
at the other university in the
state had made all A's last
semester." The spokesman said McGeor&e Millan
Dean Foy "muttered something
about the least thing an Au­burn
student body president
could do was make better
grades than those folks over
yonder."
In his announcement, Millan
said the pressing duties of his
offic* were too many and too
time-consuming to allow him
to devote adequate time to the
pursuit of knowledge. He
added that he "couldn't even get
to class on time these days."
A member of Millan's offiee
staff commented that he hadn't
been getting to work on time
either, however.
Other criticism of Millan's
administration has centered
around the accusation that "all
he does in his office, once he
gets there, is comb his hair and
polish his.gavel."
"His biggest worry this year,"
said one commentator, "was
getting curtains for his office."
The person added that Millan
also spent considerable time
"trying to snow freshman wom­en
and getting secretaries to
write term papers for him."
Millan commented on this,
"I would be married by
August, and how can I get
married if I don't find some­body
to get married to?"
A secretary for Millan hinted
that there had been consider­able
recent correspondence be­tween
the president and a com­pany
called Mail Order Brides,
Inc.
There has been considerable
speculation as to who will re­place
Millan. One rumor circu­lating
says that the student
body official is already married
and that he is planning on
having his wife replace him.
Registration . . .
culum. For example, the physi­cal
education students met in
the shack on the intramurals
field, and the agriculture stu­dents
met on the swine experi­ment
farm. Building construc­tion
personnel had to meet on
the sixth floor of the unfinish­ed
women's dormitory now
under construction.
Food management majors
began at Black Jack's Ham­burger
Stand, while the pre-law
students were to report to the
city jail—as a matter of fact,
most of them can be found
there now—undergoing "cooler
training." Many of the Army's
counter-guerrillas are lost in
the woods somewhere west of
town as a result of the compass
course they were running to
The Faculty Speaks . . .
Prof. Berates Ambiguity,
Calls For Literary Clarity
By Prof. Billiard Balls
Ed. Note: An address delivered March 31,
by Prof. Billard Balls, Galvanized Lecturer
Phoebe, Nashville, Tenn. Professor Ball has also written the wel-known
books, Void in Reality, Search for Confinement and A
Meaning to Rhetoric. The full text follows.
However, whatever titular al
'All Auburn Men To Be Drafted': S.S.S
By ADOLF RUTBERG
The Montgomery office of the
Selective Service informed the
Plainsman yesterday that at the
request of Dean of Women Kitty
Cater, the entire male portion
of the student body would be
drafted en masse.
In replies to queries from the
Plainsman about why she re­quested
this draft, Kitty said, "I
don't want them nasty boys
hanging around my girls. The
girls are bad enough as it is."
As she closed the interview
with a hearty Bronx cheer,
Kitty said, "Auburn was a male
college for 33 years; now we're
going to make it a women's
college."
President Harry Crackpott re­marked,
"It was just too much
trouble worrying about draft
classifications for men, so we
cleared up the mess once and
for all. Most of the men are
worthless any way."
Student reaction to the mass
draft has been varied. Student
Body President George McMal-lace
said he would personally
set himself on fire on the Union
lawn as a protest if,, .this, draft
went - through. .Recent, Half-bright
Scholarship winner and
treasurer of Mortar Broads,
Young Beth said she would
Supply the matches. The Stu­dent
Senate passed a resolution
io supply the gasoline through
a two-cent increase in the Stu­dent
Activities Fee. i
Student Body Treasurer Phil
Softee is organizing a march to
Montgomery where he will
burn his draft card and the
draft-board building along with
it.
The Loyalist forces of the
Army ROTC forces are being
activated as wild rumors of a
coup by renegade Navy and Air
Force ROTC students spread a-bout
the campus. The plan is
to proclaim Auburn an indep­endent
country not subject to
the draft.
Most fraternities were stock­piling
huge supplies of alcoholic
rations in anticipation of a siege
by the agents of the draft
board. The sororities are organ­izing
"Beat the Draft" classes.
Auburn men have a long and
glorious history of service to
their country during times of
strife. Auburn's first military
group fought as Indians at the
Battle of Horseshoe Bend. They
were the bad guys, so they lost.
The most recent of Auburn
martial successes came at the
hands of the "Fighting Fifth"
Regiment in an engagement
during the Korean War. Fight­ing
off 3 to 1 odds, Auburn men
beat up 432 women in a drun­ken
brawl during the seige of
the Pusan Bar and Grill. Two
dogs were reported as being
kicked by a berserk ex-veterin­ary
student.
Mysterious Deficit Found In Plainsman Funds Don't call us, we'll call you
By W. T. IGNORANT
In an emergency meeting of
the Publications Board today,
it was announced that the 1965-
66 PLAINSMAN showed a de­ficit
of $09,000. The Chairman
of the Board, Dean Joy Boy
Foy, stated that this deficit was
discovered while the semi-an­nual
audit was in progress and
that the bank deposits for the
PLAINSMAN to date total only
$9.43. Dean Joy Boy said, "It
was first thought that this de­ficit
was due to a lack of ad­vertising,
but that was soon dis­carded
when it was found that
more than 95 per cent of the
advertising money had never
reached my .office."
"IB,, trying to find some an­swers,"
Dean Foy continued, "I
tried to get in touch with the
PLAINSMAN Business Man­ager
Alphonse Gaston, V, and
his Advertising Manager Hazzy
Sitterfield, but it seems that
nobody has seen either of them
since finals last quarter. It was
also discovered that none of
their personal belongings could
be found and that both had
closed out their bank accounts."
Registration Got'cha Goofy?
WE HAVE:
RELAX...
ART AND ENGINEERING SUPPLIES
Laundry Baas, Swear Shirts, Lighters, Tensor
Lamps, Paperbacks, Umbrellas, Decals and
Nutty Cards.
Oh Yes, We Have
Text Books Also!
AUBURN'S
Most Modest Self-Service Book Store.
aiders
book store
First Think Auburn—Then Anders.
124 W. MAGNOLIA AVE.
Deficit Found After This Letter Received
Rio da Janerio, Brazil
Hi Gang,
Wish you were here.
Love,
Alphense and Hazzy
(continued from somewhere)
lent opportunity for exercise
for both staff and patients. At
present plans are being made
to require two fifteen-minute
breaks daily to run up and
down the stairs.
The increase in space will
provide for a room devoted en­tirely
to the dispensation of
War Eagle .pills (which cures
all ills), among other improve­ments.
NEW EQUIPMENT
"Because of the expense of
the building, however," said Dr.
Broom, "we must economize on
equipment."
The chemistry department
has volunteered excess formal­dehyde
to supplement any lack
of ether, and the administration
is hoping Helsom Bread will
give them a discount on plastic
bags to fill the gap in oxygen
tents and pain-killers. Local
grocery stores have offered
meat-cutting equipment to be
used until n e w e r surgical
equipment can be acquired.
(guess what this is)
ih""gra"ccirig ^md "'a' Surprising
57.48 per cent of women in­structors
claimed guilt for)
themselves on that count.
Plans are being made to at­tempt
the evaluation again this
quarter with simpler forms in
no-deposit, throw-away enve­lopes.
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location we relegate to this,
there consistently and of ne­cessity
must follow some little,
if not copious, explication de
texte. For example, not one and
the same is implied but a real
and even surrealistic recog­nizable
distinction drawn be­tween
the "microcosm" and the
"macrocosm" on the other hand.
Yet, despite this intuited dif­ference,
it is not with these
that we are concerned primari­ly,
but with the spectrum con­tained
there between. It's some­thing
like getting your shoe
tied in a hard knot and in try­ing
to loosen it, getting it even
more entangled; or, similar to
the sign which reads "I can't
always be wrong, but I keep
trying." Both of these are
merely extreme yet typical indi­cations
of the minute subtlety
involved in Innefectual Vacu-uism—
harpage exquisitus, ergo
lex talionis.
Now, of course, I am not ad­vocating
mass-rebuttal or even
surreptitious infiltration, neither
by overt or covert means, but
I do heartily endorse at least a
brief prolix examination of all
such ramifications vitally con­nected
with our subject, what­ever
that may be at this time.
By the way, I was reading an
article by Bonhopper last week.
Those who oppose this theory
find it hard, even difficult, to
present a legimate or compre­hensible
argument, owing to
the nature of the already tene­brous
and complex, many-sided
realm into which we must ulti­mately
derive, with some, if
not real, satisfaction in part.
Yet, they will hammer and
pound and otherwise jettison
witji vehemence, malice and
forethought, to the contrary
notwithstanding.
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Minnesota Mining and Manu­facturing
announced this week
that an Auburn group has come
up with a revolutionary new
product to add to their "Scotch
brand line." According to the
administration, the tape will be
a, bright crimson. Finally vali­dation
of the tape's color is
pending completion of forms,
which must be filled out by all
students, faculty, B & G em­ployes,
and Dr. Cantrell.
.See a Roadrvmner today.
Brownie...
upon his coronation in Cliff
Hare Stadium at 8 p.m., after
being crowned with a rolling
pin by coed Plain Jane Wilson.
A public address system will be
set up in adjoining Biggio park­ing
lot to accommodate over­flow
crowds. The crown will
bear the name.
Others receiving votes in the
election were Bill Cloudy, Tom­my
Trout, Lee DeAfter, Max
Poorburg, Eddie Bondage, Slip
Sanders, and Burt Snowy.
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Stand Up For Alabama . . .
THE LONG COLD WINTER
Pledges of Phi Delta Theta
expressed genuine exuberance
over recent harbingers of
spring. The pledges, who have
been sleeping in the Jack's
parking lot zones since Sep­tember,
plan to return sleeping
bags donated them by Alpha
Giva Delta sorority. Phi Delt
pledges vowed to return to
Gatlinburg, via Ingram bus
lines, and Sorrento's to cele­brate,
their recent liberation.
Go Ahead; I Don't Care.
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By 'RED' CROSS
Drain Infirmary will be en­larged
to a six-story complex
next fall, according to a recent
announcement by M o r g ue
Broom, director of Student
Health.
The most pressing factor in
the decision to rebuild the in­firmary
was the misplacement
of a student fall quarter, ac­cording
to Drs. Grave Persim­mons,
Coffin Knapsack, and
Cemetery Turkey. The fact that
a student had been misplaced
was first discovered spring va­cation
when the files were
checked. A fifteen page permis­sion
blank for the resetting of a
broken leg was found to have
no follow-up operation report.
After an inquiry of the staff,
one maid recalled seeing a stu­dent
limping out of the back
door one morning as she re­ported
for work. She said she
offered to help the young man,
but he refused, saying it would
be "quicker to do it myself."
Further inquiry revealed that
the student had been placed
in a broom closet for lack of
hall space. "Some folks are just
persnickity a n d impatient,"
commented Dr. Broom. "We've
been on the lookout for a one-legged
person, b u t haven't
found one so far. I guess that's
the way the knife cuts."
MODERNIZING
The new health complex will
be built in accordance with the
most recent psychological and
medical findings. The elimin­ation
of heating and air-con­ditioning
units comes from the
theory that health is fostered
by complete adaptation to en­vironment.
Elimination of ele­vations
will provide an excel-
(see page 76, column 33)
Faculty Exhibits
Subnormal Sense
HIGH LEVEL
ENTERTAINMENT
By popular demand, top-level
college entertainers, The Four
Freshmen, have been signed by
the Auburn Social Committee
to play for 36 consecutive weeks
in Cliff Hair Stadium. The
always in-demand group, will
sing to the same audience that
has heard James Brown once,
and all of The Lettermen, three
times. Red, white, and blue
tickets will be sold. White tic­kets
expire first and will be
seated if possible on the first
row. Red and blue follow re­spectively.
Write-in
Thin space is reserved for the candid critlamg of P.C. (Pole Cat) Burntt
and Tricksy Logne, and their respective journalism classes.
By LOIS LANE
Results of a student evalua­tion
conducted last quarter by
the Faculty Council were re­leased
yesterday. Among the
startling statistics gained in this
colossal effort was the fact that
THE LAST OF BLACK JACK'S
The death of an old and dearly beloved Auburn tradition
is expected to raise student wrath here after the announcing
of a new eating establishment to replace student hang-out,
Black Jack's Hamburger Stand. Jack's will be demolished
to make way for the Auburn member of a boarding house
chain, the "Green House." A petition was circulated ex­pressing
student concern over litter from the establishment
marring library and Samford lawns. Lawyers from the
Green House promised to employ all student help except
the manager and to be a "humanitarian servant to Auburn
University." Immediately after the announcement Everett
Bleedwell, popular haberdasher, announced a "Lost our
lease-fire-and clearance sale. "Some of my friends are in
favor of the Green House and some are against it," Bleed-well
said, "I stand with ALL my friends." Bleedwell invited
this reporter in for a coke and said $hat4iberal discounts are
available but not ©jpfcjj^bje for,: all students who had been
here for ten years cfe more. ; Robjsmith was the only student
to apply.
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62 per cent of all faculty mem­bers
do not even like students.
Council members circulated
evaluation forms to each of the
753.69 faculty members but
only 229.33 forms were re­turned
and 64.8 of those were
late. Another 39 were returned,
but the computer rejected them
as being incorrectly completed.
Computer experts remarked
that the number of rejects was
abnormally high. One official
who did not want his name used
said, "You always have to ex­pect
three per cent of any
group to err, but the 17 per
cent the faculty shows is rough­ly
equivalent to the ability of
morons when it comes to filling
out forms."
Another remarkable fact
brought to light was that 32 per
cent of the professors felt that
they slept through more lec­tures
than did their students.
Getting to the meat of the
poll, it was learned that some
46 per cent thought that the
students in their classes had no
business being in the course.
Another 30 per cent said
that they regularly assigned
students grades by seat number
rather than by going to the
trouble of grading papers. Six
per cent said that students sit­ting
any further than four
rows back were doomed from
the start.
Of the men faculty members,
94.8 per cent frankly admitted
giving girls an unfair advantage
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Mix Will Call It Quits
If Tigers Refuse Losing
By BILL VRECK
Auburn successful baseball coach, Paul Mix, an­nounced
Thursday afternoon that he may not be the
head coach of the Tiger diamond crew next year.
"You are all aware that SEC rules forbid any coach
from winning more than four division titles at one
school. Therefore, I will be
forced to resign my position at
the end of this season."
Mix has won three SEC
Eastern division titles and the
Tigers are favorites to take the
crown again this year. The
SEC handbook states in para­graph
6, section 3 . . . "no coach
will be permitted to succeed
himself after his team wins the
division title for four seasons."
"I am leaving with a great
deal of regret, but I have ap­pointed
my wife as head coach;
however she will serve in name
only," Mix said. "She will be
the official head coach, but I
will continue to hold the reins."
Mix indicated that his wife
would appear at every game,
make alumni speeches, and
coach third base. (He said that
any locker room talks will be
conducted via two-way porta­ble
radio to avoid any undue
embarrassment.
"Though my husband will
continue to be the head coach,
I plan to use my prerogative as
a wife to make a few small
changes," Mrs. Mix said. "We
will have the dugout scented
with French perfume, for ex­ample."
Mix was not available for
comment on the proposed
changes. He was available for
a discussion on his whereabouts
during each game, however. "I
plan to be dressed as a coke
boy during each game," he
said slyly. "You may notice
that my coke case will have a
45-foot antenna protruding
from it. This is because I will
have a short wave radio set in­stalled
in the dugout and I
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will give instructions by talk­ing
into a coke bottle." He said
that he wanted to use a big­ger
antenna, but a larger one
might draw some suspicion.
When asked to recall some of
his coaching highlights, he
talked freely and heaped praise
upon his many stars of the
past. "I remember the days of
Fireball Zilch," he said. "He
could really throw the old ball.
He had such a fine arm, I used
to make him throw from home
plate to the bullpen to keep
his arm in shape. One day,
he pulled a joke on me and
used a live hand-grenade and
threw it from the plate to the
bullpen . . . killed six of my
best bulls."
Mix's slogan at Auburn has
been, "Stand Up For Auburn."
Once a frustrated mother tried
to force Mix to give her son a
baseball scholarship, but Mix
refused to buckle under pres­sure
and met the challenge with
an iron hand. The player's
mother tried to force her way
into the dugout and Mix stood
in the door and refused to step
aside.
Mix said that he was going
to take this issue to the people
and get the rule that forbids
him from coaching next season
repealed.
"I am going to the people
and get the rule that forbids me
from coaching next season re­pealed,"
Mix said. "If I can
stir up enough controversy, per­haps
we can get a movie con­tract
with some real baseball
stars; if there are any holdouts
this season."
"I hope my wife does a
good job," the departing coach
said. "I just hope she doesn't
win every game or she might
forget who the real boss is
around here."
45,000 Flip At Alumni' Match;
Felton Little Packed For Grid Game
The Tigers—Pride Of Auburn
Pry ant Hired as Aide;
Promises New Attack
By BRIGHT STARR
The Auburn athletic department hired coach Ball
(Pear) Pryant as head offensive coach for the football
team Thursday. Pryant immediately said that the Tiger
offense will have a "new look" next season.
The n ew offensive head, formerly of Alabama Norm­al,
released a statement Thurs­day,
confirming rumors around
campus that "the man in the
loud-checked sport coat and
funny hat with the coke bottle
in his hand" had something up
his outlandish sleeve.
It read: "After talking the
present situation over with
athletic officials we've decided
that in order to give Auburn's
offense a snap and to insure
that my salary will be the same
as it was at Normal, we must
put in, and use exclusively, the
single-wing formation. Also,
we plan to put in the forward
pass—a first in Auburn his­tory."
UCLA and Tennessee, the last
teams to employ the outdated
offense, abandoned the forma­tion
because of personal and
psychological reasons. As one
disgruntled Tennessee coach,
Baseball Stars Nix Mix, Contract;
Famous Lawyer To Handle Dispute
By SANDY DRYSDALE
Three Auburn baseball
standouts have refused to
sign their 1966 contracts.
The three, outfielder Rank
Frier, infielder Balf Bells,
and pitcher P. D. Q. Highe,
have all banded together in
carrying their demands to base­ball
coach Paul Mix and Ath­letic
Department B u s i n e ss
Manager Bill Beckwithout.
"One will not sign unless the
demands of all three are met,"
said the athletes legal repre­sentative
Merry Pason. Pason
was carrying on all of the play­er's
dealings with the Athletic
Department.
Coach Mix and Beckwithout
have both refused to have any
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dealings with Pason. "We'll talk
to the players themselves, eith­er
alone or as a group but we
won't have anything to do with
that Pason," said Beckwithout.
The Plainsman asked Mix
what he thought of the situa­tion
and he had this to say,
"While we really need the boys,
we are making plans to go
through, the season without
them. It will give some of the
other boys a chance to play
who would have otherwise been
(continued page 40)
who wanted to remain anonym­ous,
put it "You're dang right
we dropped the single-wing set­up.
We couldn't even form a
decent wing. What would Gen.
Neyland say? And if you
haven't got showmanship, there
goes the little green back."
Auburn is lucky to get a
man of Pryant's experience.
The University Normal School
at Tuscaloosa was well pleased
with Pryant's work, but they
had to release him because of
a de-emphasis of football at
the school. The school's sta­dium
and all grid equipment
will be auctioned in an effort
to provide academic scholar­ships
for athletes of the school's
major sports, tennis, golf, and
swimming.
"The Pear," as he is fondly
called by his team members,
said that spring training will
be devoted to learning the new
offense. "After we get the basic
fundamentals. of the singly
wing, blocking and running,
we should be in good shape for
our first big game—the A Day
encounter."
"The success of the single
wing will depend on the quar­terback,
tailback, fullback, and
wingback. Also, blocking by the
center, guards, and tackles
would help tremendously."
The forward pass innovation
will be used to try to improve
last year's total offense record
of 17 yards. Auburn University
would have set a new school
record low of nine total yards
had it not been for two 2-yard
penalties in the last game by
a mistaken official, and the
^Auburn center fudging the ball
for another 13 yards over the
season.
Coach Pryant indicated that
additional offensive innova­tions
might be seen in the near
future. He mentioned that the
Notre Dame box offense could
be introduced at the homecom­ing
game. The new Tiger aide
pointed out that if he suc­ceed
in combining the Notre
Dame Box and the single wing,
he will "truly have a great
pair."
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By MONEE BHAGGS
Record-breaking crowds saw the Auburn gymnastic
team and the Tiger football squad win games this week.
A record crowd of 225 saw the grid team rip Vassar Tech
3-2, while 45,000 jammed the Alumni Gym Saturday
night to witness the gymnastic team's 99-1 victory over
Alabama Normal. The victory
was the football team's first of
the decade, while the gymnastic
squad won their ninth meet of
the season.
Bill Beckwithout and Cuddy
Cavidson, of the Auburn Ath­letic
Department expressed
pleasure at the tremendous at­tendance
at the two events. Ac­cording
to Beckwithout, two
people had to be turned away
at the gate, the first time that
Auburn has had to refuse fans
entrance to Felton Little Park.
The irritated fans contacted
state officials about conducting
a protest march, but they were
told it takes more than two
marchers to win an election.
Cavidson, sports publicity di­rector,
was overwhelmed with
requests for passes. According
to Cavidson, the Dirmingrham
News sent two reporters, neith­er
of whom had on an Alabama
Normal button, to cover the
game.
At last report, Lenny Bar-shall,
sports editor of the News
was last seen at the city limits
trying to convince the Auburn
Vigilante Committee not to
burn his book, Winning Isn't
Everything.
The gymnastic team, amid
the roaring approval of the
fans, was never behind in the
99-1 romp over Bama Normal's
Crimson Tippers. The Tippers'
only point came in the last
event when the Tiger entry
missed the trampolene on the
way down. Coach Pengtson
blamed the Auburn mishap on
lack of practice.
The gym team now has won
nine of its last ten outings.
Only a loss to the local P.E.
club mars the gym club's rec­ord.
The gridiron win was Au­burn's
first of the decade. The
Tigers were in complete control
of the game, gaining a total of
10 yards to Vassar Tech's 1999.
All but one yard of Auburn's
offense came on the ground
while Tech gained 999 yards
on the ground and 1000 yards
through the air.
Auburn's winning iield goal
came with one second remain­ing
in the game. After mount­ing
their only major drive of
the day, a nine-yard push from
the Tech ten to the one, Au­burn
relied on the big toe of
Big Foot Mason.to bring home
the victory. The; sure-footed
kicker made Mis first goal in 31
attempts, as he calmly booted
the ball through the uprights
frpm a yard out.
4—THE PLAINSMAN Friday, April 1, 1966
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'In My Opinion' Pg. 6
What's New?? Pg. 7
New Coach Pg. 8
Castille on Fees _ Pg. 11
Editorials Pg. 11 THE AUBURN
#SHUG'
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with n e w sports
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on the eve of 'Shug's' 16th
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VOLUME 93 AUBURN UNIVERSITY AUBURN, ALABAMA, FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1966 8 PAGES NUMBER 20
2,500 Expected For Village Fair Tomorrow;
Campus Blood Drive Aims For World Record
Sixty Beds And Additional Staff
Readied For Two-Day Campaign
By SANSING SMITH
A two-day Viet Nam Blood Drive, aimed at breaking
all world-records for number of pints donated, will be
held next Tuesday and Wednesday in the Student Acti­vities
Building.
Dean of Student Affairs and Chairman of Auburn's
blood program, James E. Foy
said, the national record for
one continuous drive is 2,125
pints collected by the Univer­sity
of Illinois in a four-day
drive in November.
Ther will be a meeting of
volunteer workers for the blood
drive Monday at 8 p.m. in the
Student Activities Building.
AUBURN GOAL
Dean Foy added, "Our goal is
to set a one-day record to beat
the 1,400 pints collected by
Mississippi State; a two-day
record topping the 1,842 pints
collected by Auburn in 1954;
and a total record for a single
continuous drive, beating Illi­nois'
2,125 pints."
Several steps have been taken
to make it easier and faster to
give blood, said Bill Morrison,
chairman of the blood drive.
The donation center will be
open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Tuesday, and from 8 a.m. to 6
p.m. Wednesday.
The Red Cross is getting two
shifts of nurses and doctors so
that the drive may continue
through lunch each day.
MORE BEDS
There will be 60 beds set up
in the Student Activities Build­ing
instead of the 45 beds used
in former drives in the Union
Ball Room. Over 200 people an
hour will be able to give blood.
Each fraternity, sorority, and
independent organization was
sent a donor-pledge list last
quarter for people to sign so
that specific times could be set
up for each group to give. How­ever,
those unable to come at
the time assigned to their group
may come at any time they
have free. Council of Deans ex­cuses
will be available for
classes missed.
DONORS ELIGIBLE
All of those who gave blood
in November are eligible to give
again, said Morrison. All don­ors
under 21 years old need a
permission slip signed by their
parents. These slips are avail­able
at the Union desk and va­rious
offices.
Auburn presently leads the
nation in the cumulative total
of pints donated—11,326 pints
since January, 1952.
"Truly, this will be an effort
that will bring the entire cam­pus
community together—stu­dents,
faculty, staff, and towns­people,"
Dean Foy said. "This
will be our chance to 'demon­strate'
the 'Auburn way.'"
Chewacla Schedules Reduced Rates
For Faculty, Student, Group Visits
By KAY DONAHUE
Through the efforts of James * G. Murphy, manager of
Chewalca State Park, a student and faculty reduced rate and
group rates are now in effect.
For the fee of $2 per person for each quarter, Auburn stu­dents
and faculty will receive a park permit entitling them to
the use of all park facilities. It will be necessary to bring ID
cards to get the permit which will be sold at the park entrance.
Each time students and facul- offered. The fee will be $50
ty wish to use park facilities,
they will be required to show
ID cards and park permits.
The original fee was 50c for
each visit to the park. Accord­ing
to Mr. Murphy, the par ad­ministration
realizes that stu­dents
don't have money for
such an accumulating fee.
Group rates are also to be
per group up to 400 persons
and $100 per group over 400
persons.
Mr. Murphy also said that he
feels this decrease will help
both the park and students.
The park will obtain a good bit
of revenue from the ticket sales
and the students will save
money.
COMING TO VILLAGE FAIR
The Bitter End. ..S ingers, shown above, will perform at the Village Fair Festival at Cliff
Hare Stadium tomorrow night at 7:30. They tour the United States year round singing
at night clubs and colleges and specialize in rock-and-roll, dixieland, and folk music.
Comedy spots are also a part of their act. They have appeared on television including per­formances
on "The Steve Lawrence NBC Follies, "Shindig," and "Show Street" with Phyl­lis
Diller. They have recorded two long playing record albums. The first album "Discover
The Bitter End Singers" was followed by a second, "Through Our Eyes."
Two Vacation Traffic Accidents
Claim The Lives Of Two Students
Loveliest of the Plains . . .
'A TASTE OF HONEY'
Striking a picture-perfect pose, blue-eyed Anne Jacobs
graces the pages of the first Plainsman of the quarter.
Chosen in March to reign as Color Girl for 1966-67 by the
Midshipman Navy Battalion, Miss Jacobs is a sophomore
independent from Birmingham who resides in Dorm Two
on campus. (Staff photo by Jerry Brown.)
By PEGGY TOMLINSON
Two students, William T.
Beaird, a sophomore in jbur-nalism,
and Bobby J. Bess, a
junior in aeronautical admin­istration,
were killed and Rich­ard
D. Childress, a sophomore,
was injured in auto accidents
during spring holidays.
Beaird, son of Auburn High
School coach R. L. Beaird, Sr.
and brother of Tiger grid-star
Bobby Beaird, was killed in an
automobile crash near Florala
March 18.
According to police, Beaird
was sleeping on the back seat
of the foreign compact car
which Childress was driving.
The vehicle overturned several
times after going out of control
outside the Florala city limits.
Childress was found in a wood­ed
area near the wreck scene
about four hours after the acci­dent
was discovered, conscious
but in a dazed condition, the
police reported.
The youths had left Auburn
for the Gulf Coast late Thurs­day
evening, according to the
police, but apparently they
changed their plans and started
back to Auburn shortly before
the accident.
Childress, who was injured
in the accident, has returned
home and is listed by doctors
in good condition.
The "Helping Hand Fund,"
established for charity by a
group of women from several
churches, will be renamed the
"Billy Beaird Helping Hand
Fund," announced the directors
recently. The fund is to pro­vide
for education and for other
worthwhile purposes. Contribu­tions
may be made to Auburn
Federal Savings and Loan As­sociation,
where the fund is
maintained.
Bess, of Andalusia, struck a
cow on March 15 while going
home on his motorcycle on
Highway 431 three and a half
miles south of Eufaula, ac­cording
to Andalusia state pa­trol.
Bess was carried to St.
Francis Hospital in Columbus,
Ga., and lived until March 17.
Funeral services were held
here Sunday afternoon, March
20, for Beaird at the Holy Trin­ity
Episcopal Church and for
Bess, on March 19, at the West
Highland Baptist Church in
Andalusia.
A Cross-Section Of Auburn Life
Revealed In Myriad Of Events
By ROY RILEY
Village Fair, Auburn's traditional day of open house, begins
tomorrow with registration in the Union Building at 9 a.m.
The annual affair is expected to attract about 2,500 high
school students from throughout the South.
"The objective of Village
Fair is to create an interest
in Auburn," Village Fair Com­mittee
Chairman Brian Long
told the Plainsman. "We want
to get high school student in­terested
in Auburn, and we also
want to develop a better rela­tionship
between the schools
on Auburn's campus," he con­cluded.
TAKE ADVANTAGE
Long expressed his hope that
Auburn and high school stu­dents
will take advantage of
Village Fair and visit many of
the different schools within the
university. He said staff mem­bers
from each school will be
in their offices to answer any
questions students may have.
A varied program of events
Music
Change
Planned
Lawrence Rosenbaum, choral
director at Auburn University,
has been named assistant to the
dean in the School of Architec­ture
and the Arts, effective
Sept. 1. He will succeed William
McMinn, who has been named
head professor of architecture.
The announcement was made
by Dean William A. Speer at a
meeting of the faculty of the
music department.
Rosenbaum earlier this year
had been appointed to head the
department of music Sept. 1,
succeeding J. Hubert Liverman,
whose return to full-time teach­ing
at that time also was pre­viously
announced.
Speer's announcement in
January that Liverman was
being relieved of administra­tive
duties and succeeded by
Rosenbaum drew a protest peti­tion
from a group of students
and criticism from some facul­ty
members.
The new promotion for Ros­enbaum
left vacant the depart­mental
position he was to have
assumed. To fill this position,
Dean Speer announced, a
screening committee has been
appointed with approval of
President Harry M. Philpott
and Dean of Faculties M. C.
Huntley, to recommend the
names of possible successors to
Liverman.
Edgar Glyde of the music
(See page 6, Column 5)
has been organized by the Vil­lage
Fair Committee. Each
school will feature an exhibit,
Auburn's baseball team will
play Wake Forest, and the
climax of the day's activities
will come at 7:30 p.m. in Cliff
Hare Stadium as the Village
Fair Festival will take place.
If the weather is not suitable
for an outdoor festival, the fes­tival
will be held in the Student
Activities Building.
The Festival will feature the
crowning of the 1966 Miss Vil­lage
Fair, a performance by the
nationally-known Bitter End
Singers, a performance by the
Step-Sing winners, and the
presentation of two Village Fair
Scholarships. ,
FESTIVAL HIGHLIGHT
The highlight of the festival
will be the crowning of the
1966 Miss Village Fair. Finalists
will be selected by Squires fol­lowing
interviews with the 11
semifinalists. The winner will
be crowned by Ellen Crawford,
last year's Miss Village Fair.
The semi-finalists are Donna
Phillips, Oneonta; Marolyn
Whitworth, Huntsville; Susan
Lawrence, Panama Oityr -Fla.;
Linda Gail Smith, Gadsden;
Jean Odom, Greenville; Sherry
Graham, Florence; Allison
Neely, Guntersville; E l l en
Bruce, Camden; Diane Crow,
Fort Payne; Nancy Sanford,
Dadeville; and Wylene Probost,
Foley.
The Bitter End Singers, will
present a variety of musical en­tertainment
as they will sing
rock-and-roll, dixieland, and
folk tunes. They have per­formed
for the United States
Congress on two occasions and
(See page 6, Column 6)
"> ...,,- ';:
ACOIA Critique
Planned April 6
A critique of the 1966 Auburn
Conference on International Af­fairs
is scheduled for Wednes­day
in Room 320 of the Union
Building beginning at 4:15 p.m.,
ACOIA Vice Chairman Dick
Teed announced yesterday.
ACOIA sub-committee mem­bers
are scheduled to present
"written reports on their area
of the recently concluded Con­ference,
complete with sugges­tions
for improvement in the
future," Teed said. The meet­ing
is open to all interested stu­dents,
and faculty members are
encouraged to attend, he added.
BETH YOUNG
Young Awarded
Fulbright Grant
For Research
By PAM PEARTREE
A full-grant Fulbright Scho­larship
has been awarded to
Beth Young, a senior in science
and literature, who will study
for her masters degree at Man­chester
University in northern
England. Majoring in econo­mics,
Beth will be under the
supervision of Bruce R. Wil­liams,
one of the leading econo­mic
advisors in England. The
purpose of her grant-to-study
is "the impact of technological
innovation on the labor force in
Great Britain." Preceding her
year's study is a seven-day
orientation period for all reci­pients
of Fulbright grants to
i Great Britain.
Beth, a native of Auburn,
transferred here from Bucknell
University, Lewisburg, Pa. for
her junior and senior year. A
member of Chi Omega sorority,
she serves as treasurer of Mor­tar
Board, as a secretary for the
Plainsman, and as Assistant Su­perintendent
of Community Re­lations.
She traveled extensive­ly
in Europe last summer,
spending a week in the London
area.
GRANT IS SIMILAR
A similar grant was awarded
to Bill Current-Garcia last
year. He is presently studying
at Strasbourg University in
France.
U:S. Government Scholar­ships
provided for by the Ful-bright-
Hayes Act are part of
the cultural and educational
exchange program of the State
Department. Their purpose is to
Beth Young
increase mutual understanding
between the people of the Unit­ed
States and the participating
countries through the exchange
(See page 6, Column 6)
By SUSAN FOY
Race relations consultant
for the White House and
Rutgers Professor Brooks
Hays will speak on "Fulfill­ing
America's Faith" for
Auburn's Religious A f f a i rs
Conference, April 10-13, entitl­ed
"Faith in Conflict."
Hays has been outstanding
in e d u c a t i o n , politics, and
church a f f a i r s . Nationally-known
as a speaker, his public
appearances are enlivened by a
fund of stories and he is re­garded
by admirers as one of
the best story-tellers in the
United States. His service as
congressman f r o m Arkansas,
his interest in opportunities for
Negroes, and his aid in the Ar­kansas
s c h o o l desegregation
crisis are only a few of the
ways that Hays has achieved
prominence.
ks Hays To Speak At RAC
A SOUTHERN MODERATE
ACTS
During his years of law prac­tice
and political activity in Ar­kansas,
Hays became interested
in social work and became a
recognized authority on farm
tenancy in the South. He con­siders
his assistance in drafting
the Bankhead-Jones Farm Ten­ant
Act, under which tenant
families could become indep­endent
farm owners, one of the
most rewarding incidents in his
legislative career.
Hays has worked for the ex­tension
of educational and eco­nomic
opportunities for Negroes
and has taken part in inter­racial
organizations. He has
been an acting southern mod­erate
in keeping with the title
of his book A Southern Moder­ate
Speaks.
In an address on the floor of
the House on February 2, 1949,
civil rights to minority groups White House Consultant Hays
Congressman Hays
Arkansas Plan to
outlined the
extend full
without raising serious consti­tutional
questions or creating
bitter sectional reactions.
His constructive w o r k on
civil rights legislation account­ed
for his appointment to the
Platform Committee of the De­mocratic
Conventions of 1952
and 1956. It was this interest
that led him to arrange the
Newport Conference between
Governor Orval Faubus and
President Eisenhower at the
time of the Little Rock school
desegregation crisis in 1957.
CONGRESSMAN
Hays has served 14 years as a
representative from Arkansas
in the U.S. Congress and was
runner-up twice for governor of
his state. He has served on
various committees including
one on space exploration, and
was a member of the U.S. dele­gation
to the UN in 1955. Presi­dent
Johnson recently assigned
additional duties concerning ra
cial relations.
After his defeat for re-elec­tion
to Congress, he was named
a member of the Board of Di­rectors
of the TVA by President
Eisenhower in 1959. He held
this position until 1961 when
President Kennedy appointed
him Assistant Secretary of
State for Congressional Rela­tions
and then to his present
position as Special Assistant to
the President.
RUTGERS PROFESSOR
In 1964 Hays accepted an ap­pointment
as the Arthur Van-derbilt
professor of government
at Rutgers University.
He has maintained an active
interest in education and pres­ently
is a member of the gov­erning
boards of George Pea-body
College in Nashville and
George Washington University
in Washington, D.C. He is a
member of the American Bar
Association, Phi Beta Kappa,
and the Sigma Chi social frat­ernity.
He received his bachelor of
arts degree from the University
of Arkansas and his bachelor of
law degree from .George Wash­ington
University at Washing­ton,
D.C, in 1922. He holds
honorary degrees of doctor of
laws and doctor of humanities
and has received alumni a-chievement
awards from both
universities.
CHURCHMAN
Hays has received awards for
outstanding Christian service
and has served twice as presi­dent
of the Southern Baptist
Convention. He is a member of
the national board of directors
of the National Convention of
Christians and Jews and is the
author of This World: Chris­tians
Workshop and co-author
of The Baptist Way of Life.
In My Opinion
Mrs. Wallace Candidacy
Draws Support, Ridicule
Continued from page one . . .
Village Fair, Fulbright, Music Top News
Music . . .
By BRUCE NICHOLS
The Plainsman begins a weekly "Man on the Street"
interview series with this issue. Each week the Plains­man
will talk with six students giving them an oppor­tunity
to express their opinions on various issues.
What is your reaction to the gubernatorial candidacy
of Mrs. George Wallace?
Claire Windham, a freshman
in e 1 e men-tary
educa­tion,
said,
"I'm all for
h e r because
her husband
has done so
much for the
WINDHAM t e a c h e r s.
Both of my parents are teach­ers,
and since I want to be a
teacher, I hope she is elected."
A different opinion was of­fered
by Archie Jordan, a jun­ior
in mathematics. Jordan said,
" W h i l e I
p e r s onally
d o n ' t agree
with George
Wallace and
some of the
t h i n g s he
has done in
JORDAN this admin­istration,
I would be the last to
deny him the right to be gov­ernor
again although the state
legislature has denied him this
opportunity. I feel that what he
is doing may be unethical al­though
legal. I would not like to
see him elected governor again
through his wife."
RANDOLPH
Hugh Randolph, a sophomore
in b u s iness
a d ministra­tion,
expres-s
e d support
w h e n he
said, "I ap-p
r o v e be­cause
I like
Gov. W a l ­lace's
view. He's not afraid to
stand up and say what he
thinks about the situation. He
doesn't seem to back down from
anybody."
Theodora Condel, a freshman
in fine arts,
g a v e her
reasons for
a p p r o ving
M r s . Wal­lace's
c a n ­d
i d a c y . "I
t h i n k it
CONDEL w o u i d be
fine if Mrs. Wallace runs for
governor provided that Wallace
is going to manage everything.
He says that he will make the
decisions, but I think we should
consider the position the state
would be in if something were
to happen to Governor Wal­lace."
GRIPE—GRIPE—GRIPE
The Student-Faculty Relations
Committee at FSU is sponsor­ing
a program entitled "Dia­logue."
According to the Flor­ida
Flambeau the program is
"an attempt to bridge the ob­vious
gap between the admin­istration
and the student body."
The e n t i r e Administrative
Council will be present for the
"Meet the Press" type forum.
It will be open to the entire
University community to allow
the members to ask questions
an air complaints. This forum,
now to be periodical, is a direct
result of student desires and
action.
YOUMANS
Martha Youmans, a business
administration s o p h o m o r e,
voiced mix­ed
feelings
a b o u t the
Wallaces "I
f e e l t h at
G o v . Wal­lace
is vio-
1 a t i n g the
spirit of the
law because the state legisla­ture
has not granted him the
privilege of running again. But
if the people of Alabama want
Wallace, I think they should
vote for Mrs. Wallace. Although
I do not agree with everything
Governor Wallace has said, he
stands very staunchly for his
beliefs. I thkik it is nice to have
a governor with backbone."
GAME
"I think Wallace is being
childish," said pre-med sopho­more,
Rob­ert
G a m e.
' ' S i n c e he
couldn't get
h i s succes­sion
b i ll
p a s s e d , he
entered h i s
wife in the
race to maintain his power. I
thought when he began his
term in office that he was a
good governor, but now I don't
know. I think it was childish of
him to stand in the schoolhouse
door at the University of Ala­bama.
It did not accomplish any
good for the state. If he would
lay off integration for a while,
the state would be much better
off."
Village Fair Schedule
TIME EVENT PLACE
9 a.m.—Registration Union Building
10 a.m.-2 p.m.—Exhibits:
Military Ross Square
School of Agriculture - Funchess Hall
School of Architecture and Arts Biggin Hall
School of Chemistry Physical Science Center
School of Education Thach Hall
School of Engineering Ramsey Hall
School of Home Economics __ Home Economics
Building
School of Pharmacy Miller Hall
School of Science and Literature Tichenor Hall
School of Veterinary Medicine ^Cary Hall
10 a.m.—Convocation for junior college
transfer students Commons, Room 307
11-11:45 a.m.—IFC Convocation
Panhellenic Convocation Union Bid. Ballroom
2 p.m.—Baseball game
Auburn vs. Wake Forest , Plainsman Park
7:30 p.m.—Village Fair Festival Cliff Hare Stadium
1966 Miss Village Fair
1966 Village Fair Scholarship Winners
The Bitter End Singers
Fraternity and Sorority Step Sing Winners
Two Cultures' Is Theme
Of Humanities Conference
!•••
Some 100 delegates will
gather on campus today and to­morrow
to attend the 19th an­nual
Southern Humanities Con­ference
in the Union Building.
It is a cooperative council of
societies in the humanities
which, with southern universi­ties
and colleges and southern
business and industry, works
toward the advance of intellec­tual
culture in the South.
A theme of "The Two Cul­tures"
is to be developed by
the conference during two pan­els,
two addresses and two
business sessions. President
Harry M. Philpott welcomes
the delegates this morning with
SHC Chairman Joseph O. Bay-len
of the University of Missis­sippi
presiding.
Five Auburn professors will
staff the first panel entitled
Letters.
Coach's Language
Lashed By Spectator
Editor, the Plainsman:
Saturday afternoon, of Feb.
12, I had the pleasure of seeing
one of the best sports events
featured on the Plains this year.
I also had the dubious honor of
sitting just in front of a man
on the coaching staff here at
Auburn. It was quite obvious to
me, from his performance, that
he had never read the inscrip­tion
one finds as one enters the
athletic building. He had plen­ty
of spirit if spirit is based
purely on noise, but the repul­sive
insults would have been a
disgrace to any man let alone a
supposed leader of men.
From start to finish he shout­ed
curse words at the officials,
Kentucky players, and even the
players he was supposedly
cheering. In fact, the only good
part of the afternoon was that
my wife had stayed home with
my two boys and was not sub­jected
to having to listen to him.
After an hour of this I
couldn't help but wonder if this
was the type of coach we want
for our athletic staff. Perhaps
then it is no wonder we lost the
games we did last fall, we also
lost some good men who had
been here a long time. The
question kept coming to me,
"If I had a son, would I want
him to be under the influence
of a coach like that" The answer
would have to be in the nega­tive.
Jacob DeJong
3 VM
"The Two Cultures: A Campus
View." They are W. S. Bailey,
associate dean of the Gradute
School,* Martial Honnell, elec­trical
engineering; S. A. Edgar,
poultry science; Robert Rea,
history; and Carl Benson, Eng­lish.
English Head Professor
W. R. Patrick will serve as
moderator.
"The Two Cultures: An In­ter-
Campus View" is the title
of the second panel. Panelists
will be S. F. Clark, Florida At­lantic
University; Hugh H.
Caldwell, University of the
South; Robert E. Bergmark,
Millsaps College, and Walter R.
Herndon, University of Tennes­see.
Chairman Baylen will serve
as moderator.
Speakers are to be Henry Al­len
', Moe, acting chairman of
the National Humanities Foun­dation,
and Lawrence Cranberg
of the University of Virginia.
Officers in the organization will
be announced Saturday.
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Fulbright. . .
of persons, knowledge, and
skills.
There are three types of
grants available for graduate
study abroad under the Act. An
applicant may apply for a full
grant which provides transpor­tation
to the specified country,
tuition and books, and expenses
for housing and food for a year.
The governments of several
countries provide tuition and
Cull maintenance awards which
are supplemented by travel
provided by the U.S. Govern­ment
to establish the Joint U.
S.-Other Country Grant. A
third type of grant is for Travel
Only.
These g r a n t s supplement
maintenance and tuition scho­larships
by providing round-trip
transportation to the coun­try
where the student will pur­sue
his studies for an academic
year.
EASY TO APPLY
Any student wishing to apply
for any one of the three scho­larships
must be a U.S. citizen,
must receive his Bachelor's de­gree
or its equivalent before the
beginning date of the grant,
must be proficient in the lan­guage
of the country in which
he is to study, and be in good
health.
Applications are made
through the student's university
or to a regional office of the
Institute of International Edu­cation
in the State Department
if he is not enrolled in a uni­versity
at the time of his appli­cation.
These applications are
reviewed by the university, by
a state screening board, by a
national screening board of
specialists, by supervising a-gencies
abroad, and finally by
the Board of Foreign Scholar­ships
where the final selections
are made. Recommendations
are made by each agency. /
department was designated as
chairman ' of the committee.
Other members from the music
department are Dr. Wilbur Hin-ton
and Joseph Rawlins, assist­ant
professor of music. Addi­tional
members are Dr. Ernest
Justice, representing music edu­cation
in the School of Educa­tion,
and Frank Applebee, head
professor of art, representing
the School of Architecture and
the Arts.
Liverma", who introduced
Dean Speer at the opening of
the faculty session, afterward
expressed his personal support
of the committee and the person
ultimately to head the depart­ment
he will continue to serve.
Referring to the committee,
he said, "I think this is an ex-
(Continued from page 1-A)
cellent solution and one we
can all work very happily un­der."
Thanking the faculty for
its support to him as depart­ment
head, he added, "I pledge
my wholehearted support to the
person including a n y staff
member who may be named to
head the department."
of a destroyer which was ac­tually
used in the filming of
"In Harm's Way" a recent
movie. The Army will display
weapons being used in Viet
Nam. A hand to hand combat
demonstration will be presented
each hour from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.
The Navy and Army demon­strations
will take place in Ross
Square.
SCHOOL DISPLAYS
Each school will have an ex­hibit
portraying some aspect of
the school in a selected place
on campus. An award will be
presented to the school having
the best exhibit.
Future junior college trans­fer
students are invited to a
convocation in the Commons
Building, Room 307, at 10 a.m.
The Interfraternity Council
and the Panhellenic Council
will hold a convocation at 11
a.m. in the Union Ballroom.
Cheerleader Tryouts Scheduled
Behind Field House Monday
Village Fair . . .
have played night clubs, as well
as colleges.
The $250 Village Fair schol­arships
will be awarded to a
boy and a girl high school
senior. The winners will be
selected by the Alumni Associa­tion
after each contestant is
interviewed tomorrow. The
original list of candidates has
been reduced to six finalists.
The Army, Air Force, and
Navy ROTC departments are
planning special exhibitions.
The Air Force will have a team
of sky divers and a demonstra­tion
of helicopter rescue at the
drill field at 1 p.m. The Navy
is bringing in a 23-foot replica
A reorganized Cheerleader
Selection Committee, headed by
Superintendent of Spirit, John
Schell, will be searching for at
least four new cheerleaders for
the coming year when try-outs
begin Monday afternoon.
Two more alternates were
added by the Student Govern­ment
Cheerleader Selection
Committee to the regular squad
of seven regulars and two alter­nates.
Two 1965-66 cheerlead­ers
will be graduating leaving
four vacancies to be filled. All
of the alternates along with the
three regular girls and four
regular boys cheer at the home
football games. The selection
committee may or may not in­vite
the seven remaining cheer­leaders
to return next year.
Any student with a 1.0 over­all
average or a 1.5 last quarter
and at least two quarters left
in school next fall is eligible to
tryout. Those interested are
requested to sign up for the try-outs
in the Student Govern­ment
Office before the selec­tions
begin at 3 Monday after­noon.
The selections will be held
on the field behind the field
house. The present cheerlead­ers
will conduct a cheering
clinic to teach the yells for the
first week. Then the group
will be reduced to four times
the number of cheerleaders
needed.
On Tuesday, April 12, the
hopefuls will be further cut to
twice the number necessary for
the final squad. From this
group the new cheerleaders will
be chosen Wednesday.
The student government com­mittee
made several changes in
the procedure, used for selec­tion.
The main change was the
addition of three faculty mem­bers
to the selection committee.
Committee Chairman Pat
Stacker said that the dean of
student affairs, the director of
women's intramurals, and the
athletic director were added to
the committee to, "give a con­tinuity
of thought from one
selection group to the next."
The student body constitu­tion
already lists suprintendent
of spirit, the head cheerleader,
the student body president, the
AWS president, the A-Club
president, and the president of
Magnolia Dormitories on the
selection committee.
6—THE PLAINSMAN Friday, April 1, 1966
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Patterson, Powell, Elliott Bring
Governor Campaigns To Auburn
The plains become a guber­natorial
"stumping" grounds
this week as former Governor
John Patterson, former Con­gressman
Carl Elliott, and Sher­man
Powell swing their cam­paigns
for the state's highest
post through Auburn and Lee
County.
Patterson will speak this af­ternoon
at 4 in Langdon Hall;
Elliott and Powell will appear
Monday afternoon* Elliot^., at
4:30 on Toomer'*'.Corner, and
Powell at 4:15 in Langdon Hall.
According;,to Everett Harwell,
local campaign"' assistant, Pat­terson
will be, in Lee County
all afternoon, speaking in Ope-lika
at 2 and again at Smiths
Station at.7:3Q.
Following his appearance at
Langdon Hall, Patterson will
go to the Union Building for
coffee. Said Harwell, all friends
are invited to meet Patterson
Carl Elliott
personally and to discuss the
campaign,
Harwell added that the form­er
Governor "stands on his rec­ord
of experience and the job
he did for Auburn." Said Har­well,
"Certainly his record of
experience speaks for itself. All
students are urged to take an
interest in state politics."
Carl Elliott will bring his
campaign for governor to Au­burn
next Monday along with
Hank Williams and his Cheatin'
Hearts who will provide music
'.for the Toomer's Corner rally.
Elliott has said he is looking
forward to being in Auburn
and meeting as many students
and townspeople as possible. He
will outline his five-point pro­gram
for Alabama, with em­phasis
on education.
In his 16 years as a member
of Congress, Mr. Elliott author­ed
a number of public educa­tion
measures. The most impor--
tant of which was! the National
Defense Education Act' under
which hundreds- of Alabama
young people have gained a col­lege
education.
In his campaign, Elliott has
also been emphasizing: leader­ship
for law, justice and racial
peace, leadership to speed up
highway and waterway con­struction
in Alabama, leader­ship
to bring new industry to
every part of Alabama,, and
leadership to ease the problems
of the states aged, sick and
poor.
As a student at the Universi-of
Alabama during the depres-
Speaking, Eating, Traveling
Fill Spring Debate Calendar
By KAY DONAHUE
Auburn's debaters will be speaking, traveling, and eating
this quarter. ' '..,•-
The spring schedule for the debaters consists of two tourna­ments,
an exhibition debate, and a banquet, said Jim Vickrey,
debate coach.
Four members of the varsity
debate team will participate in
the Debate Tournament and
Student Congress of the South­ern
Speech Association April
4-9.
Kathy Lou Bailey^ Bill-Shea
ly, ;7bhn*'Schell£and ijddip HICKM
man" are' t o ' represent mfJMn
in Miami, Fla. in the switch-sides
debate in which each
member debates both the af­firmative
side and the negative
side.
SIX ROUND TO JRNEY
The tournament will consist
of six rounds in which the par­ticipants
will debate both sides
of the national debate topic,
"Resolved: Should law enforce­ment
agencies in the United
States be given greater freedom
I in the investigation of crime?"
In addition, individual events
I are scheduled including inter­pretive
reading, extemporane­ous
speaking and oratory.
An exhibition debate with the
University of Alabama is ten­tatively
scheduled for May 3,
.according to Vickrey. The de-gjfbate
will be held' hi Langdon
ffin, prfceding-.ftie^debafe ban-qwet
that- evening.
Two first-year debaters are
participating in the Beilarmine
College National Novice Tourn­ament
in Louisville, Ky. This
tournament is recognized as the
national novice championship,
said Vickrey.
The Beilarmine C o l l e ge
Tournament, April 1-3, is a
switch-sides debate for first
year-debaters.
Jane Hall, who has a string of
19 consecutive wins, and Bill
Edwards are representing Au­burn
at this tournament.
John Patterson
sion years, Elliott fired a fur­nace
on the campus and did
other odd jobs to finance his
education. He wound up as
president of the student body
and member of nearly all the
scholarship and leadership soc­ieties.
Says Powell, "Like other can­didates
in this gubernatorial
race, I have promised more and
better highways, more and bet­ter
benefits for the senior citi­zens,
more and better education
facilities, and other desirable
benefits. But, I know that the
key to fulfillment of these
promises rests in one thing—
industrial expansion and devel­opment.
' Therefore, one of the
very first tasks I shall under­take
is to create a State Depart­ment
of Commerce whose pri­mary
responsibility and obliga­tion
will be to help provide
maximum industrial develop­ment
in each and every county
of Alabama. With the dollars
brought into Alabama from
these sources, we will set the
economic multiplier to work,
and we will accomplish goals
that bickering and large pic­torial
ads in the Wall Street
Journal (of the governor of
Alabama) will never attain.
"Along with my platform of
economic progress, I promise
the people of Alabama that re­spect
for our local, state and
federal laws shall prevail in the
Capital of Alabama if I have
the honor of serving as gov­ernor.
•SS-Sherman
Powell
A former Auburn student, A.
D. Livingston, has written a
book entitled The Sky's the
Limit to be published April 4
by J. P. Lippincott of Philadel­phia.
The easily-read story de­velops
around a crooked high-stakes
poker game in Huntsville
and the circumstances which
bring pro-gambler and pool­room
hustler Hoot Williams to
the city. However, the author
saves the book's real wallop for
the final page.
The book comes complete
with a glossary of terms cover­ing
every slang expression in a
poker player's book and if you
can stand (or enjoy) a generous
serving of purple passages mix­ed
with fast-paced excitement
The Sky's the Limit is for you.
Latest and hottest fun spot in
the South is Ruby Red's Ware­house
in Atlanta. The month-old
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and a trumpeter-bartender
playing old and new tunes to
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It costs two-bits to enter the
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dress is ties and heels.
"Our Man Flint," the answer-to-
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Assisrancy Gap
Jimmy Fuller, a sophomore
in pre-law and member of
Squires honorary, has been
named personal assistant to
Student Body President George
McMillan.
Fuller replaces Patsy Arant
who is practice teaching this
quarter.
He will serve as advisor to
the president and help carry
out administrative duties as­sociated
with the posit.'0,j, Mc­Millan
said.
"We are very pleased to haye
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NOTES and NOTICES
FREE SPEECH, FREE SEX
At the University of Texas,
a group known as the Texas
Students for Free Speech is
rying to have the Texas Student
League for Responsible Sexual
Freedom reinstated on the cam­pus,
which claims to haVe been
removed from the campus with-bute
a great deal toward mak­ing
this year successful."
Fuller will maintain office
hours in the Union Budding
and will talk with ail persons,
and particularly freshmen, who
are interested in stud mt gov­ernment
work.
out due process of law. A
spokesman from the Free
Speech group said that a law
suit will be brought against the
University if their petition to
bring the League for Responsi­ble
Sexual Freedom is not suc­cessful.
The Free Speech group
is also attempting to change the
rules in order to provide free­dom
of speech for all campus
publications and organizations.
may call the period "The Gay
Roaring Sixties."
The seventh edition of Who's
Hiring Who, scheduled for pub­lication
on April 10 by Pocket
Books, Inc., reports that engi­neering
graduates continue to
rank first in the eyes of em­ployment
recruiters. Mechani­cal
engineers rate well ahead of
all other engineers in terms of
numbers of interested employ­ers.
Graduates in chemistry, ma­thematics,
physics, and business
administration rank behind en­gineers
in terms of demand for
their skills. Who's Hiring Who
is edited by Richard Lathrop.
By FELIX
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David Housel
There's an old saying that the third time is a charm, and,
since I am the third person to occupy this space in the sports
pages this year, I hope the saying holds true.
Two fine writers, Ron Mussig and Larry Lee have gone
their way. Ron is with the Glomerata, and Larry, a winter
quarter graduate, is in Birmingham with the Progressive Farmer.
To be honest, I hope they left a few tips in the desk drawer.
I'll need them.
Race Not Over
Even though Auburn is 4-0 in conference baseball play now,
the eastern division race is far from over. Georgia, Florida,
Tennessee, and Kentucky, all get shots at preventing the
Tigers from winning an unprecedented fourth straight division
crown.
- If Auburn or Florida should win the eastern title this year,
it will be the eighth time in nine years that one of the two teams
has represented the division in the conference playoffs. Georgia
Tech slipped into the playoffs in 1959.
I'll say one thing. Auburn is an exciting baseball team to
watch. You can never tell when the base runners will take
off. Coach Nix doesn't mind taking a chance, and, apparently,
it pays off, as he has won the division title every year he has
been at Auburn. That's quite a record, but I'm sure that Nix
hopes to add another year to the mark this season.
Playoff Results
Auburn won the conference crown only one of the three
years in the playoffs. In 1963 and 1964,' the Ole Miss Rebels
provided the opposition. The Tigers lost the first game at
Oxford in 1963, but came back to win two and the title in
Auburn. _01e Miss reversed the situation in 1964 as they lost
in Auburn but won two games in Oxford in the best out of
three series.
Last year, Mississippi State nudged out the Rebels and met
Auburn for the championship. The first two games were split
with State winning in Columbus, Miss., and Auburn winning
here. The Bulldogs came on strong in the final game and
went away with the conference championship.
The Tigers host a three team round-robin baseball tourna­ment
this weekend. Action gets underway at 10 a.m. this
morning with Wake Forest and FSU squaring off. FSU is
third in the nation and Wake Forest is a top team in the At­lantic
Coast Conference. Auburn plays FSU twice during the
meet and the Deacons once. Even though the games won't
count in the conference race, they should be well worth your
time. Why not go out to the park?
Two Problems Head Spring Tasks
Activity on Drake Field has been dormant since the early
part of December, but things are going to pick up next week.
Coach Jordan, beginning his sixteenth spring training, will call
out his charges to start preparation for the 1966 football season.
Two things are at the top of the list in necessities as drills
get under way. First, the Tigers must find a quarterback. There
is not an experienced signal caller on the field, but there is
plenty of ability. Developing this ability will certainly be one
of the coaches' main aims.
The "flaming sophomores" of 1963 are gone. These gridders
formed the core of a defensive unit that led the nation in 1964
and made it extremely tough on enemy ball carriers in 1965.
Someone will have to step into their shoes. The opportunity
awaits the willing. Someone must step up and meet the chal­lenge.
Last year's 5-4-1 record was not up to par for Auburn. Even
though the Tigers were second in the SEC, improvement on
the overall record will be the aim of the aspirants on Drake
Field. Coaches will go on the field with a lot of questions.
After A Day on May 14, many of these questions will be
answered. It is a big spring for the Auburn football team.
Jones Added To Staff
Maybe the addition of Tom Jones to the coaching saff will
ease the mind of some Auburn football fans.
They seemed worried about Coach Jordan not hiring new
coaches right off the bat. Allow me to quote Coach Jordan.
"I've got a little time you know, so I'm taking my time. Want
to get the best staff possible." Is he referring to the current
situation? I'm afraid not. He said that 15 years ago a few weeks
before he assumed coaching duties here. He took his time then
and did all right. I think he did this time too. Jones' 139-28-13
record in high school is fantastic.
Another Tragedy
Tradgedy struck again on the Plains between quarters. Billy
Beaird was killed in an automobile accident.
It made no difference whether it was football, basketball,
or what; when an Auburn athletic team took the scene, Billy
was there. Auburn athletics was a part of his life. He was to
be an outfielder on the baseball team. Not only baseball, but
all of Auburn athletics will miss Billy.
I met Billy this fall at the Field House. I didn't knw him
long, but in the brief time I did, I quickly learned to like and
respect him. He was a friend who will be missed.
Leading Tigers Host Tournament
Plainsmen Dump Gators Twice;
Take Eastern Division Lead
By TY COPPINGER
Aubprn used booming bats and heads-up defensive
play to down the Florida Gators 4-1 and 10-5 here last
weekend. The two victories, which give Auburn a 4-0
conference record, vaulted Coach Paul Nix's Tigers into
the top spot in the SEC Eastern Division. Florida now
owns a 3-3 worksheet.
The opening game was a pit­cher's
duel between Auburn's
Q. V. Lowe and Florida's Ray
Rollyson. After giving up a run
to the Gators in the first inning,
Lowe shut the door the remain­ing
eight and gained his third
victory in as many starts.
A 350-foot home run by Au­burn
shortstop Scotty Long tied
the contest in the seventh. The
Tigers used two Gator errors
and a two-run double by left-fielder
Frank Fryer to score
three unearned runs in the
eighth and put the game away.
Fryer was the only Auburn
player to get more than one hit,
as he rapped out two doubles
and a single in four trips to the
plate.
The Tigers unleashed a 13-
hit attack in the second game
with third baseman Ralph
Wells leading the assault get­ting
three hits, three RBI's, and
a stolen base. Wells was given
support by Fryer, Reggie Gil­bert,
and Roger Boozer with
two hits each and Ray Cox with
a three-run triple.
The lead changed hands sev­eral
times before Cox's blow
put the game out of reach of
the Gators. Paul Bovert was
the winning pitcher in relief of
Jim Blauser.
The Tiger infield turned in
four double plays in the series
with three coming in Satur­day's
game.
Coach Nix said, "I was very
well pleased with the perfor­mance
of our boys. They are
beginning to get together now,
and some of the inexperienced
boys are coming through."
"The Eastern Division race
is going down to the wire," he
remarked. "It is going to be a
four team affair with Florida,
Georgia, and Tennessee the
other three teams besides us.
The schedule seems to favor
Tennessee, but if we can beat
Florida in Gainesville Easter
weekend, we will be in the
driver's seat with a 6-0 record."
Problems Aplenty
As Practice Opens
By ROY RILEY
The search for a quarter­back
and a new defensive
line, will be the order of
the day as the Auburn foot­ball
t e a m opens spring
training this week. The ten­tative
date for the initial
drills is April 9, but that
date is not definite.
"We want to schedule our
practices a r o u n d afternoon
labs," assistant coach George
Atkins told the Plainsman. "We
haven't decided what day to
start yet, but it will be in the
vicinity of April 9.
Head Coach Ralph Jordan
and his staff will have the job
of replacing 13 starters, includ­ing
eight from the defensive
team. Only right end Marvin
Tucker, sideback Robert Fulg-hum,
and safety Bobby Beaird
return from last season's defen­sive
squad.
Offensively, end Scotty Long,
tackle Andy Gross, and guard
Gusty Yearout return to the
line, and tailback Carl Hardy,
wingback Jim Bouchillon, and
fullback Tom Bryan return for
another season.
Bryan was a quarterback for
most of last season, but was
shifted to fullback when Alex
Bowden took over as quarter­back.
Now, Bowden is gone,
Bryan will stay at fullback, and
six quarterback prospects be­gin
work for the field general
slot.
Joe Campbell, a half back
last year, will return. Campbell,
a letterman, was initially a
quarterback, b u t a broken
thumb on his passing hand
forced him to play halfback.
Bucky Ayers, a letterman de­fense
back will get a look by
the coaching staff at quarter­back.
Other prospects include red-shirts
Lor an Carter (soph) and
Sam Nader (Jr.), and 1965
freshman team members Tim
Christian, Dwight Brisendine,
Larry Blakeney, and Don Ma­thews.
Last season Jordan and his
staff divided the team into of­fensive
and defensive teams on
the first day of spring practice,
and most players stayed at their
spring positions throughout the
season. This spring the Tiger
coaches will play everyone on
offense and defense.
Bill Oliver is the new coach
on the Auburn varsity. The
former Alabama footballer will
be in charge of the defensive
backs. Bobby Freeman, the
f o r m e r defensive backf ield
coach, has moved over to the
offensive backfield. Lee Haley
and Claude Saia coached the
freshman team last year, but
have been moved to varsity sta­tus
this year.
Scotty Long Finishes Homer Base Tour
FSU, Deacons To Collide At Ten;
Auburn, FSU In Afternoon Game
By JIMMY POOLE
Plainsman Park is in for some good baseball games
this weekend, as Auburn takes on tough teams from
Florida State and Wake Forest. The round-robin affair
will start this morning at 10 a.m. with Wake Forest and
Florida State kicking things off and will be followed
by a game between Auburn and
Top Prep Coach
Joins Grid Staff
By ROY RILEY
The winningesfc Alabama
high school football coach
during the last decade has
been named freshman foot­ball
coach at Auburn.
Tom Jones, head coach at
Robert E. Lee High School for
the past 11 years, accepted the
position Sunday. Jones compil­ed
a 93-12-5 record at Lee, was
unbeaten in '56, '58, '60 and '62,
and captured five state titles.
His teams have not lost more
than two games in a season
since '55. Only a loss in the last
game of the season prevented
Jones' Generals from taking
two more state titles.
Jones compiled a 46-16-8
slate while coaching at Hayne-ville
before he went to Lee, and
his lifetime record is 139-28-13.
Jones replaces Lee Hayley
and Claude Saia who have been
moved to varsity coaching sta­tus.
"I am just thrilled to death,"
Jones told the Plainsman. "I
have always hated to lose my
senior ballplayers and now I
will be coaching a team full of
the real good seniors who have
just graduated f r o m high
school. This fulfills a lifetime
ambition," he concluded.
"We are real happy that Tom
will join our coaching staff,"
Auburn head coach Ralph Jor­dan,
told the Plainsman. "He is
a very personable young man
and in addition to his fine
coaching record, he has, in my
opinion, done a fine job in pub-
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lie relations. We know he has
many contributions to make
here," Jordan said.
Jones' coaching career started
at Hayneville in '48 after he
had completed successful play­ing
days at Tallassee High
School with J. E. "Hot" O'­Brien's
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He played baseball as well as
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from there in '48.
Jones will be on hand to help
in spring training.
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Florida State this afternoon.
Saturday's action will feature
Auburn against Wake Forest in
the morning and an Auburn-
FSU rematch in the afternoon
affair.
Auburn's baseballer's will be
seeking revenge from a 6-3 de­feat
dealt to them by Florida
State in Tallahassee on March
22. Probably one of the tough­est
teams that the Tigers will
play this year, Florida State,
went to the NCAA playoffs in
Omaha, Nebraska last year and
is currently rated number three
in the nation.
Wake Forest also has one of
the better college baseball
teams in the South.
Auburn baseball coach, Paul
Nix, says of Florida State and
Wake Forest, "Florida State is
a real tough baseball team;
they hit exceptionally well and
have a lot of depth. Wake Fo­rest
is also a good club. They
are around the top every year
in the Atlantic Coast Confer­ence."
According to Coach Nix, Q.
V. Lowe, Jim Blauser, and Paul
Bovert will be the starting pit­chers
for Auburn, but Phillip
McAfee, Bob Sprayberry, Bud­dy
Small, Ben McDavid, Bob
Coleman, and Danny Hood
could possibly all get into the
action since these games aren't
conference games.
Rounding out the line-up for
Auburn will be Harry Doles be­hind
the plate; Ray Cox at first
base; Pete McKenzie at second;
Scotty Long at shortstop; Ralph
Wells at third base; Frank Fry­er
in left; Reggie Gilbert in
center; and Roger Boozer in
right.
In all, Auburn will play a
28-game schedule, with half of
the games counting in SEC
standings.
8—THE PLAINSMAN Friday, April 1, 1966
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TTie Intramural Scene . . .
All Star Teams Tabbed
OTS Takes IM Crown;
Division Y-2, the Trafs,
and Omega Tau Sigma are
the 1966 Intramural basket­ball
champions. The Chris­tian
Student Center squad
captured the church league
title.
Y-2 easily won the dorm
championship and the Trafs
had little trouble winning the
independent crown.
The Fraternity title, however,
was a bit different. With the
first and second place teams in
each league squaring off in a
single elimination tournament,
League I champion SAE was an
odds-on favorite to repeat as
the top fraternity five.
True to form, the SAE team
rolled over LCA 60-40 and
AGR 72-62, to win a berth in
the championship game. Mean­while,
unpredictable OTS elim­inated
PKT, 56-46, and PGD,
58-40. In regular season plays,
OTS finished second to SAE in
League I.
In their season meeting, SAE
led all the way, winning, 65-
53, but old sputter-then-sparkle
OTS could do nothing wrong in
the championship game. With
15 seconds to play OTS trailed
by two. A field goal tied the
score 50-50 with 10 seconds left
in the game.
OTS rebounded an SAE field
goal attempt and passed to Hu­bert
Clark at mid-court.
Clark stepped to the line. It
was onc-and-one. OTS had
missed four prior one-and-one
attempts, but the championship
role on this shot. Clark eyed the
basket, took a deep breath, and
sent the ball on- its way. OTS
was the winner as the ball went
through the net for a 51-50 win.
ALL, STARS
The following are the selec­tions
for All-Star and All-
League honors. The selections
are based on manager's opin
ions, personal observations, and
score sheets. Each dream team
was picked, for the most part,
without respect to position..
DORMITORY ALL STARS
By DON SCOTT
Mack Watson
Rick Wood Y
Bob Marshall
Bill Brock S
Ed Holley
ALL LEAGUE
LEAGUE I
Wood Y-2
Celuro N
Bridges V j
Brock S-2
Smith T
LEAGUE II
Marshall B
Burks M
Anderson B
Vaughn G
Blankenship M
LEAGUE III
Watson K
Holley O
Grantham A
Cumbie O
Johnson P-2
INDEPENDENT ALL
Young Trafs
Logan ' Brouks
Nelson Celts
Daniels Christian
Farr Thunderballs
K
-2
B
-2
O
STARS
Students
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CHURCH
Barnett APO
Brooks Christian Students
Daniels Christian Students
Hutcheson Westminster
King BSU (I'
Logan
Young
Bauer
Graham
Baker
LEAGUE I
Brouks
Trafs
Trafs
Hustlers
it. Ditch
Three Cagers
Ink Aid Pacts;
Auburn-Bound
By MEL PULLIAM
Auburn has signed three
high school cage stars from
Alabama and Georgia to
basketball grants-in-aid ac­cording
to Jeff Beard, Ath­letic
Director.
Head Coach Bill Lynn and
Assistant Coach Rudy Davalos
signed Carl Shetler from Mo­bile
this past weekend. Bill
Alexander of Cherokee, Ala.,
and Bob W i l l s of Sandy
Springs, Ga., inked their signa­tures
to scholarships earlier last
week.
A 6'1" guard weighing 180
pounds, Shetler was selected
for All-State honors as a junior
at Lake Charles, La., where he
played before transferring to
McGill last year. He averaged
26 points this past season and
was selected to Alabama's 4A
All-State team.
Coach Lynn calls Shetler "a
real fine ball-handler, feeder,
and shooter. He does about
everything a guard is supposed
to do."
Alexander was named the
Mest ; Valuable Player in the
recent AAA State Tournament
at Tuscaloosa, where he scored
a record breaking one-game
high of 52 points. He also estab­lished
a new mark of 108
points, the most total points
scored in the 3A tourney.
A solid 6'7", 220 pound cen­ter,
Alexander averaged 38
points per game and 28 re­bounds
per game for the season
at Cherokee High School.
"Alexander has great moves
for a man his size," says Lynn.
"He's exceptionally strong, and
I would have to rank him with
the best high school rebounders
I've ever seen."
Wills weighs 195 pounds and
stands 6'5" tall. Lynn says of
Wills, "He is the complete bas­ketball
player you need in col­lege.
The most impressive thing
about Wills is his competitive
attitude. He's a natural leader
who went out for football his
senior, year and quarterbacked
Sandy Springs to a 7-3 record,
and the team had won only one
game the year before."
Wills averaged 26 points and
17 rebounds for Sandy Springs.
LEAGUE II
Nelson Celts
Farr
Ross
Holley
Jones
Thunderballs
R, Racks
Forestry
Hawks
FRATERNITY ALL-STARS
Nichols AGR
Nay OTS
Jewel SAE
Stewart PKT
Morgan DC
ALL LEAGUE
LEAGUE I
9—THE PLAINSMAN Friday, April 1, 1966
Lynn's Cagers Post 16-10 Record
While Leading Three Categories
Clark
Nay
Jewel
Hearn
Hines
OTS
OTS
SAE
TKE
ATO
LEAGUE II
Lewis DTD
Campbell PGD
Bowen BTP
Wyatt PKP
Leavell PDT
LEAGUE III
Hitch AGR
Nichols AGR
Alderman PKA
Countryman SN
Waldrop SC
LEAGUE IV
Stewart
Morgan
Barnard
R. Clark
Wood
PKT
DC
SP
LCA
DSP
Tiger's Reggie Gilbert in Action Against Vandy.
Tigers Split First Six Tilts
By TED HULEY
Coach Paul Nix's Auburn Ti­gers
began defense of their
Eastern Division title in im­pressive
style, winning their
first three games, but three
losses in a round-robin match
at Florida State evened the Ti­ger's
record.
The hapless Vanderbilt Com­modores
fell to the hard hitting
Tigers twice between quarters,
11-0 and 8-5, in Plainsman
Park. Q. V. Lowe and Paul Bo-vert
teamed up for a three-hit
shutout Friday while getting 15
hits in support of their efforts.
Third baseman Ralph Wells led
the Auburn hitters with a
three-run homer and a double.
Joining Wells in the assault on
Vandy's Ronny Knox were
Frank Fryer and Mike Brazeal,
each of whom had four hits.
The 11-0 Auburn victory was
credited to Lowe who struck
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out 11 men in six innings.
Wells and pitcher Jim Blau-ser
combined their efforts on
Saturday, as the Tigers swept
the series with an 8-5 win.
Wells connected for two circuit
blasts, while Blauser limited
the visitors to three hits in
seven innings of action. Ray
Cox also homered for the Ti­gers
in the contest.
In the first game of the FSU
tournament, Q. V. Lowe picked
up his second win of the season
as Auburn nipped Mississippi
State 4-2 on. March 21. Catcher
Harry Doles provided the mar­gin
of victory with a two-run
double. Lowe scattered six hits
and turned in three excellent
fielding plays to help his own
cause.
The Tigers dropped a double
header Tuesday, the 22nd, as
FSU a n d Mississippi State
claimed victories. The host
Seminoles beat Auburn 6-3 be­hind
the pitching of sophomore
Wayne Vincent. The Tigers
touched Vincent for eight- hits,
scoring all of their runs in the
second inning following an er­ror
by the FSU hurler.
Mississippi State, defending
SEC champions, revenged the
earlier loss to Auburn with a
three run rally in the eighth
inning for a 6-5 margin. State
picked up only six hits to the
Tigers' 12, but the Bulldogs
made them all count. Doles hit
his first homer of the season as
Phillip McAfee took the loss
for Auburn.
The Ole Miss Rebels took ad-
(See page 10, column 4)
The Auburn basketball
team, in posting a 16-10
overall record and an 8-8
conference slate, had the
Southeastern Conference's
leading scorer, the most ac­curate
field goal shooter,
and the best free throw
shooting team in the con­ference.
Lee DeFore took the scoring
title with a 23.7 average. Bobby
Buisson won the field goal ac­curacy
crown hitting 56 per
cent of his 185 attempts.
As a team Auburn led the
conference and placed high in
the nation in foul shooting per­centage.
The Tigers hit 476 of
601 attempts for a solid 46.5
per cent.
Auburn was fifth in scoring
defense and second in defensive
rebounds limiting opponents to
39 rebounds per game.
In Auburn team statistics,
DeFore was followed by Buis­son,
and Jimmy Montgomery,
b o t h juniors, averaging 12
points per game.
DeFore, seventh in the con­ference
rebounding standing,
grabbed 249 free balls. Ronnie
Quick and Joe Millsap were
second and third having 144
and 133 respectively.
Buisson w a s credited with
109 assists to lead the team in
this category. DeFore came in
second with 52.
DeFore set nine Auburn rec­ords
on. his way to making
everyone's all-conference team,
Look Magazine's All-District
squad and honorable mention
All-American in the Associated
Press selections.
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•Fifteen Years At The Helm-
Good Years For Auburn Football And Jordan
By DAVID HOUSEL
In 1951, War Eagle was
a delapidated old bird. The
Auburn football program
was deep in debt. There had
only been five victories in
four years. The Tigers had
lost 10 straight games in
1950. Football on the Plains
was at its lowest ebb, but all
of this changed in March 1951,
as the Ralph Jordan Era of
Auburn football began.
Approaching his 16th spring
training at Auburn, Jordan
looks back to 1951 and says, "It
was a frightening situation. The
morale was low, and the athle­tic
program was unsound, but
I knew that Auburn people
would respond if they were
offered a vigorous, enthusiastic
program dedicated to getting
Auburn football on its feet. We
have yet to find that spirit
lacking. Anytime we pic': up
the phone to call an Auburn
man anywhere, we can expect
his cooperation."
1932 GRADUATE
Jordan, a 1932 Auburn gradu­ate,
truly returned home in
1951. "I had never been more
than 200 miles from Auburn
except for World War II. It
was like a hometown boy com­ing
back. It was a real happy
occasion to return to Auburn
and it was a real challenge. I
had coached at Auburn 12-
years before going to the war."
Auburn's winningest football
coach termed his first 15 years
as "fifteen terrific years. There
have been many victories and a
few low points, but there have
been far more high points than
low."
Jordan terms the reestablish-ment
of Aulkirn football as his
biggest thrill. "I am real hap­py
to see Auburn football back
in an accepted and competitive
position. We haven't won them
all, but we have been competi­tive."
The Tiger Coach stressed that
the resurgence of Auburn foot­ball
has "not been as an 'I' job."
He gave credit to the many
tremendous coaches, players,
and supporters in general who
have contributed to Auburn's
success.
FAVORITES
Under Jordan, Auburn has
won 103, lost 47 and tied five.
One game stands out in Jor­dan's
mind as his most satis­fying
victory. Strangely enough,
Jordan's favorite victory did
not come at the hands of Geor­gia
Tech or Alabama. It was
his first game against Vander-bilt
in 1951.
Vanderbilt came to Auburn
Another Jordan Victory
Coaches Select
Bulldogs, Tigers
By ALAN HINDS
If the SEC baseball coaches are accurate soothsayers,
Auburn and Mississippi State will meet May 11-14 in
the conference playoffs.
In a poll of the coaches conducted by the Plainsman,
the Tigers and Bulldogs were the consensus picks to
retain their division champion'
ships.
Florida, Georgia, and Tennes­see
are the teams that finished
behind the Tigers in the pur­suit
of the eastern division
crown.
Ole Miss and Alabama were
the western division picks to
grab the title should Mississippi
State falter.
Recently a wire service. story
had played up that Alabama
and Tennessee would act as the
spoilers in their respective di­v