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To Foster The Auburn Spirit
VOLUME 92 AUBURN UNIVERSITY AUBURN, ALABAMA, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1965 4 PAGES NUMBER 21-A
GOV. WALLACE NAMED PRESIDENT
TO REPLACE RETIRING DRAUGHON
3,000 Coeds March
On President's Mansion
By RINGO McBUNDY
Approximately 3,000 coeds
staged a protest march
from the Social Center- to
President Drone's manor
house last week as a protest
to the food served in the
women's dorms.
Several carried cards reading
"Roaches, Ralph and Rotten
Food Must Go," "Give Women
the Right To Eat" and "Are
Dietitians Gods?"
Drone said "most of this girlish
perpetration has been done
under cover." "It is," he shouted,
"a ditry, rotten, stinking,
lying, Communist trick."
National coverage was given
the march. Portable bathrooms
were set up on the president's
lawn by Phi Gamma Delta and
a first aid truck, donated by
Phi Delta Theta fraternity, accompanied
the marchers.
When asked to speak for the
president, aide-de-camp L. E.
Funchess said that he "just
didn't know." Funchess is in
charge Of reseeding the president's
lawn. Rumor, has it that
Funchess will sow forget-me-
Joy Boy Foy Nabbed
In Piggy Bank Caper
By LISA WARBUCKS
Dean of Student Affairs James E. Foy was caught by the
Campus Police last wee* with his hands in the Phi Eta Sigma
piggy bank.
The Campus Police have
turned Dean Foy over to the
Council of Deans who will hold
a hearing Thursday before
turning Foy over to the local
authorities.
According to members of Phi
Eta Sigma, their piggy bank has
* been getting slim lately, but
they never suspected Dean Foy
of taking their funds.
Dean Foy told the press that
he would never have taken the
money if he hadn't needed it
for his campaign for President
of the Council of Association
of College Honor ^Societies.
Foy said he had been planning
the robbery for the last
two years while he served as
vice-president of the council.
"My crime would have been
perfect if the Campus Police
hadn't brought my mail over
while I still- had my, hands in
| the Phi Eta Sigma bank," stated
Foy.
Drew Ragan, assistant Dean
of Student Affairs, has taken
over Dean Foy's duties while
the Dean is being held for his
hearing. Ragan told the press
that the Dean's actions came as
a big surprise to him because
Foy has such an outstanding
record.
According to Ragan, Dean
Foy worked his way up to Dean
from- assistant director of student
affairs.
Ragan said he felt that this is
his big chance to take Foy's
place.
"I hope the Council of Deans
aren't too hard on Mr. Foy,"
Ragan said. "Maybe they will
let him off easy and try to help
him out with the authorities.
If Dean Foy gets off he could
always work for Building and
Grounds since he has such a
green thumb."
Rumor has it that President
Drone is "crying crocodile
tears" for his close friend Dean
Foy.
nots where the marchers camped.
Rev. W. A. Speer led a special
prayer session on the lawn
for Charley Majors and'Jerry
Brown.
President-elect G e o r g e C.
Wallace, speaking on behalf of
the marchers, said "This is an
excellent opportunity for all
Auburn Women to protest the
Supreme Board ruling taking
away the right of the Auburn
Woman to eat what, where,
and when she pleases. It's nothing
but dirty, social engineering!",
he concluded emphatically.
Dietitians had countercharged
that several of the marchers
were engaging in illicit "goings-on."
But one student, picked up
for question by FBI Head J.
Edgar (Kittie) Cater, s a id
"Wonder how those little cuties
know?"
The dietitians' spokesman,
Mrs. Algonquin J. Calhoun,
quickly offered a "no comment,"
The demonstration was concluded
with a mass rally at
Toomer's corner. Entertainment
w a s provided by Crooning
Clyde Cantrell singing "Louie,
Louie." The song was taped for
the Auburn Library Public Address
Network. A group of architecture
students sang ''I
Want To Hold Your Hand . . ."
The program -was concluded by
Irish tenor Jim Foy's rendition
of "Ding Dong Daddy from Du-
'Loveliest Of The Plains'
RECORD-SETTING SPRINTER
Coach Mel Rosen knew Loveliest Modine Gunch was
speedy, but he didn't know how fast she (or the team)
could really run until she put on her "uniform." Coach
Rosen expects many records to be set this season, attendence
and otherwise.
Supreme Court
Clears Students
Of Dishonesty
By DENNIUS C. WARD
Twenty-one students charged
with cheating during finals
were cleared Monday when the
U.S. Supreme Court reversed
the decision of a case appealed
from Auburn's Academic Honesty
Committee.
The Supreme Court cleared
the students on the grounds that
all students should have equal
access to knowledge and that
the Academic Honesty Committee's
charges were unconstitutional.
The students were reportedly
involved in t h r e e different
cheating i n c i d e n t s which
threatened to equal in seriousness
the incident which scandalized
the Air Force Academy
last January.
A group of 12 physics students
were charged with cheating
on their lab final by comparing
data and procedures.
"The lab instructor made no
reference to joint effort not being
allowed before the final,"
said one of the students, "so we
just assumed it was all right."
The lab' instructor's comment
was, "Well they ought to know
better by now!"
When the Academic Honesty
Committee charged them with
cheating, •, the students immediately
appealed their case tp the
U.S. Supreme Court. "We had
no other place to which we
could appeal our case," a student
explained, "and our great
confidence in the decisions of
the Supreme Court gave us
hope that they could do something
in our behalf."
Surprise Board Meeting Results
In Long-Awaited Announcement
Gov. George Wallace was named president of Auburn
in a surprise meeting of the Board of Trustees Thursday
night. He will take office when his term as governor
expires in 1966.
Most observers, expressed shock with the action.
ARE YOU NUTS?
Plainsman editor Don Phillips questions President Wallace following his appointment
today as head of Auburn University. Wallace's appointment was announced by the Board
of Trustees at midnight.
Dr. King, Dining Hall, KKK, SPE's
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NOTICE
Don Phillips will address the
Auburn Scurfers tonight on
"Scurfing Is Safe."
By EDDIE GLENN
The first annual "Plainsman
Awards of Distinction" winners
were announced late last night
in the new $4.5 million Sports
Arena-Auditorium complex located
on the former site of Big-gio
Flats.
The charter members of the
organization formed among the
candlelight pre-dawn ceremony
at the Nuclear Reactor Center
located on the Montgomery
highway. However, most of the
"honorees" declined initiation
. . . for some strange reason.
The winners are named below.
The "Betty Crocker Award"
went to the Women's Dining
Hall for "accidently" baking a
student worker who was cleaning
the inside of an oven . . .
then serving the victim as an
"exotic" dessert.
The "Much Ado About Nothing
Award" to the School of
Architecture.
The "How To Lie With Statistics
Award" or "Why Johnny
Won't Work Award" to the
Chemistry Department.
"Sex And The Single Girl
Award" to Dean Cater. ,
"Best Speaker Award" to
Journalism Professor Paul
Burnett. Close runners-up for
this award were Tom Millican
and President Johnson.'
"Freedom Of The Press
Award" to Jerry Brown for
being fired from his Union
Cafeteria job following, a
column he wrote (also known
as the "Only In America
Award").
"Care And Use Of The M-l
Rifle Award" or "How I learned
To Love Snakes In One Easy
Lesson Award" to Gerald Gross.
"Johnson and Johnson A-wa'rd"
to Don Phillips for
breaking his arm while slipping
on the living room rug .
by himself.
"Surprise! Award" to the boy
who won the date with Tucker
Frederickson in the Pi Phi raffle.
The pair will share their
prize.
"Movie Of The Year Award"
to Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity,
better known as the "It's
No Skin Off My Back Award."
"Southern Hospitality A-ward"
to Governor Wallace for
failing to be at home for some
announced guests.
"The Audacity Award" to Dr.
Martin Luther King for going
to court to secure the right to
march . . . gaining permission
. . . then leaving for Cleveland,
Ohio, in the middle of the
hike.
"Nonviolence Advocates A-ward"
to the KKK.
"Revolutionary H e a d a c h e '
Cure Award" to State Militia
head (no pun intended . . . not
much!) Al Lingo.
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"Generosity Award" to Johnston
and Malone for giving out
FREE six-inch rulers.
"The How To Win Friends
And Influence People Award"
to John Dixon.
"Building Lee County Bulletin-
Plainsman Relations A-*.
ward" to Gerald Rutberg.
A "Left Bank Award" to
.columnist George Gardner . . .
for personal reasons.
"The National Insurance Underwriters
Award" to Phi Delta
Theta Fraternity, or more appropriately
"The 'Anyone For
Arson?' Award.
"The Positive Action Award"
tp Auburn Board of Trustees for
their swift action, in naming a
new President.
"The Big Brother Is Watching
You Award" to the Auburn
Library for it's Public Address
system.
"The Between David And
Goliath Award" to Charley Majors
for being a good "guy."
"The Down With Those Terrible
Fraternity Initiations A-ward"
to the Naval "Honorary"
Steerage.
"Toward More Picturesque
Speech Award" to Jimmy Stephens.
"The Women's Dining Hall
Mystery Meals Award" or
"Mutton, Mutton, What's In The
Mutton? Award" to Mary Whitley.
"I am most gratified by the
Board's action," Wallace said.
"It came as a complete surprise.
I am happy to accept."
The Board gave no official
reason for its nomination. However,
one Board member did
say he would have a statement
as soon as he found medical attention
for his arm, which was
mysteriously injured during the
meeting. .
Reporters were summoned to
the meeting, held in the president's
office in Auburn, by the
state Highway Patrol. Several
reporters who refused to come
were carried bodily to patrol
cars.
Arriving shortly after reporters,
Wallace ordered all those
who were not citizens of Alabama
to leave the room. He
then answered questions.
Unfortunately, only t h r ee
questions • were asked because,
as one reporter put it, "we
couldn't get a word in sideways."
"He did make three very intricate
speeches, .thpuab^,.another
reporter added as he
stumbled bleery-eyed from the
office at dawn.
Reaction began pouring in
from the state shortly after.
Several state legislators from
North Alabama reportedly had
heart seizures. "Thank God it
wasn't the University," one
commented.
Atty. Gen. Richmond Flowers
went into shock and was
carried to a Montgomery Hospital.
It was reported that civil
rights groups from all over the
South were mobilizing for a
march on Auburn from Nota-sulga.
Sheriff Jim Clark, contacted
in a Selma, said, "Me and the
boys'll be there." Clark declined
to name the "boys."
Reporters speculated t h at
Clark had f been called out of
bed, as he was wearing a sheet.
Clark refused to answer further
questions, saying he had to
hurry to a sunrise prayer service
being held by the local
Auburn Alumni Association to
celebrate the appointment of
Wallace.
At .press time, former president
Draughon had no comment
other than, "Let me alone.
I need my sleep."
Trouble In Architecture . . .
Architecture Students
Favor Faculty Change
By KIWI MANGE
Eighty-eight percent of architecture students feel that the
school has suffered no loss in the resignation of all ten faculty
members last Tuesday.
Of ,tne 250 students of architecture and interior design questioned
in a poll by The Plainsman, 220 stated that they felt the
school and the students would
be better off without the professors.
"They're just a bunch of
trouble-makers who are trying
to keep us intelligent students
from getting our just grades,"
one student remarked.
A high administrative source
stated that no new teachers
would be hired. Plans call for
the students to work individ-
THE AUBURN EXPRESS
The Auburn Express has taken place of cars on campus. Students may ride this by
merely purchasing mandatory tickets at registration of $963.49. According to women's
judiciary, all women must ride this train. Funds were so limited that only one locomotive
could be purchased. "It may be a little crowded at first," one official said," but they'll
get used to it."
'Cagey' Cantrell
Faces Charges
By LYNN FUNCHESS
Dr. Clyde Cantrell, Director
of Libraries, has been arrested
by the Campus Police for smuggling
$50,000 worth of books
from the main Auburn library,
the Plainsman learned today.
Dr. Cantrell, who has directed
library operations here for
many years, had his smuggling
methods detected last week
when one of the library detectives,
posted at the exit to prevent
students from 'relieving library
books, mistook him for a
student and give him the custor
mary shakedown.
"Books fell out all over," Mrs.-
I. M. Hawkeye, the detective on
duty, said. "They were hidden
under his hat, under his belt,
and he had stuffed his shirt
with them too," she explained.
When he was apprehended,
Dr. Cantrell tried to dash out
the library's front door but a
gust of air blew him back, the
police report said. He ran into
his office and, using the libraries
address system, warned
students in the library to stay
away from the doors while he
made his escape.
ually on their;projects and for
student leaders to judge and
grade the work at the end of
the quarter. He continued to say
that, if this worked out successfully,
all teachers throughout
the university may be eliminated.
The entire problem seems to
center around the accusations
of the professors that the students
were trying to make the
curriculum too mechanical and
too much like engineering.'
"The students insisted on
bringing their slide rules to
class," former professor Stew
reported outragedly as he
cleaned out his office upon resigning
in protest to the behavior
of the young scholars.
"Discrimination has nothing
to do with this," one university
source revealed. "We just do
not feel that the teachers should
forbid the architecture students
from joining the Young Engineers
Club. We back the demands
of the students one hundred
percent and feel that the
administration of the school
should encourage student participation
in the club. Let's keep1
everyone 'happy because some
of us do not want to have any
more trouble before our retirement."
"I do feel that the school, will
not suffer by the resignations
of these men," Sword said.
"This sort of thing is not uncommon
for an architecture
school. I feel sure that the student's
will handle themselves
with the highest achievement
during the next quarter."
"This will also mean a cut
in our budget for faculty salaries
which will allow an increase
in the supplement for
the "Coffee House," Sword concluded.
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"Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"
Judiciary Dismisses Five Coeds
Nabbed In Apartment Violations
By Lowly Peon and His Friend
Five co-eds have been dismissed from school in action by
Judiciary yesterday following their apprehension by "Big Momma"
Cater and "Puppets" Bradley and Calhoun after an apartment
party Saturday night.
The names of the dismissed
girls as released by "Big Momma"
Cater and "Puppets" Bradley
and Calhoun after an apartment
party Saturday night.
The names of the dismissed
girls as released by "Big Momma"
are Kay Vine, Wishy
Washy Howard, Carol Argumentation,
Naive Myric, and
Stub Swanner.
Although four of the girls
were signed out properly, all
were held responsible for Wishy
Washy Howard's failure to have
the pink slip and blanket permission.
"Big Momma's" office acted
on a tip by Janie Mouth and her
date, Rumor Sims and apprehended
the girls as they returned
to the dormitories.
Stub Swanner was first
noticed above the bushes as the
girls sneaked toward their
rooms.
Two of the dismissed co-eds,
Kay Vine and Carol Argumentation,
were members of Judiciary.
They reportedly cast the
only dissenting votes in the
case.
Upon hearing of Wish£
Washy Howard's - - suspension,
her roomate. was quoted > as
saying, "Wishy Washy was so
excited about her date that
she overcame her usual prudish
impulses, but this never would
have happened if she had
dated a Squire."
Kay Vine was still in a
state of shock at press time,
and was muttering continuously,
"I always trusted in those
'Hastie' decisions."
At present time, Carol Argumentation
was still trying
to talk her way out of the
mess. But the Dean is a former
Harvard debater and realized
the-fallacy in Argumentation.
, A picture of astonished an-gelity,
Naive Myric, state that
she "didn't know that girls
such as Wishy Washy Howard
existed, at least not down
South."
Commenting on her capture,
Stub Swanner said, "I wish I
had my Halloween costume for
a disguise and had not been
doing those . . . . . stretching
exercises.
All five girls have""applied
for admission to Emory for next
sport's season.
Ed's. Note: Emory does not
nave an apartment rule.
Union Building Addition To Serve
3SS? As Rodeo Group's Headquarlefs
^ By Dumbo Smith \> V;-
Plans are in the making for immediate construction of a
fourth floor addition to the Union Builiding to be used as a
bunkhouse and round-Up headquarters for the Uhion Building
Cowboys and Cowgals, as announced bv Bull Finicky and.ghare-all
Willings, co-presidents of the Auburn Rodeo Association. • -
Comments streamed in from ,__. '•_,'
the building, FlnlcTtj^Sfid that
the need for such ar> addition
had been foreseen for quite
some time. "The A^uburiij,. Rodeo
Association wa'4 organized; to
serife tiid needs of tjjfef ywibui
members;" he said,. ;'«&£•'Ste've
needed' this- bunk^u«4p f&r a
longtime." '>',»••' !
He added that separate bunking
facilities would be provided
for the cowgirls and cowboys,
and said that among other
things, a spirits room and an
"apartment roomf decorated to
simulate an apartment would
be provided. ; -
Dean of Cowgirls, Kittle Cater,
told the Plairtsniattithati.She
didn'f know what Kind 01 rules
she would implement to ^ojitrol
those "wild and ^Wf^fef Sj&tern-ers."
However, she concluded
that "If Fury Philips: § • involved
it must be" all right because
he wouldn't .be involved
with anything too liberal."
all over factions of the Rodeo
Association after the announcement.
"Ah believe that if Ah'd been
elected president of this Rodeo
Association, we would have
started this bunkhouse a year
ago," Sob Stein is reported to
have commented.
Max Poorburger, who has already
been branded, as well as
plastered, said he and his pardoners,
better known as the
Mother Goose Boys, Slick Sims,
Babyface Barks and Boddy
Wiggle, would not reside in the
bunkhouse. "We don't like all
that rough-housing," he reportedly
said.
Fury Phillips, editor of the
A u b u r n Plainsman, . Coors
Cooper, who headed up the
ACOIA roundup, and Pan
Palmer, who rides herd, announced
that they "will overcome"
the present stagnated
Auburn atmosphere by establishing
the "true western spirit,
b e s t exemplified in Oklay-homa,"
in the planned bunkhouse.
"If necessary, I'll even
start another crusade," Phillips
said.
Others scheduled to move in
upon completion of the addition
are Harry Abstract, Cheers
Abernathy, Stormy McCloud,
Phil Easee, Nellie Belle Ah-
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in the Women's Dining Hall yesterday. The worm discovered
by Plainsman columnist Mary Whitley is thought to be one
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SPORT SOCK
SPECIAL
PE Freshman
Is Dismissed
Miss Hattie Mae Jenkins, 67,
a freshman in physical education,
was expelled from school
Wednesday for an infraction of
the apartment rule.
Miss Hattie, as her friends
call her, was found guilty of
violating the section which
reads, "no freshman woman
may visit men's apartments."
Miss Hattie, who retired as
an elementary school teacher
last year, decided to return to
school for "personal reasons."
"I just decided- it was time
for me to settle down and leave
the gay life," she said. "I wanted
to get an education.'*
Miss Hattie was caught in the
apartment of a well-known
male professor by a group of
roving "monitors" of the Associated
Women Students led
by chief enforcer Stub Swan-ner.
"We just simply can't have
this kind of nonsense going on
on the campus," Miss Swanner
said. "What w i l l everyone
think?-"
The professor, who will also
be expelled from classes, claimed
that "absolutely nothing"
was going on.
"We were just sitting around,"
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Yearbook Banned;
Students Expelled
"The 1965 Glumerata staff
has been suspended from Auburn
and the book thrown off
campus," S k i p Barks-A-Lot,
editor of the now-defunct pub
lication told the Plainsman to
day.
This action was taken by the
Joint Discipline Committee following
an expose by Fury Phil
lips and other members of the
Plainsman, staff.
Tom Demonstrator w i ll
march tomorrow at. high noon
to the Phi Gum House to pro
test Discipline Committee censure
of the Glum staff's actions.
According to first reports
from the scene the Glum office
was found to be a den of sin.
C a r o l Confound, custodian,
"stood in the Glum office door"
and-had to be removed'by cam-pus-
police. Search ol-thft premuv
ses'^reye'aled viols»tioi$>- of - .tiie^
apartment rule, 'pajrifeuig" rule
and a cache of Superman funny
books.
Letters to the Editor
Millicow
Rides Again
Dear Mister Editor:
Ah don't haave much tuh say
this Week; in mah- 'Lettuhs To
The Editor' column but ah
knew you all' would miss me if-ah
failed to sumbit mah weekly
effort to yah.
In the past ah have been accused
of startin' controversy
for no good reason at all, Ah
jus. want to say that this charge
untrue. In the past ah have
started controversy for no reason
at all. *•
When mah Young Democrats
Club wan banned from the cam-
WAR EAGLE DAY
'Squares Honorary' promotes the Auburn Spirits with
a quick ride to the War Eagle.
Agitation And Extremism Division
Will Broaden Student Perspective
By Hosea King
President Ralph B. Drone has announced the formation of
a new Department of Agitation and Extremism at Auburn, the
first of its kind to be oficially incorporated into a State university
anywhere in the South.
- Purposes of the new department,
according to Dr. Drone,
are to broaden the perspective
of the Auburn student body, to
equip interested students with
specific knowledge and skills
enabling them to participate
more fully in contemporary
American political life, and to
provide Agitation and Extremism
majors with the basic
training for the pursuit of
careers in this rapidly expanding
area.
It is hoped that in addition
to alleviating the critical
shortage of trained personnel
in the field, the A & E department
will function to eliminate
the cultural gap between Auburn
University and certain
other educational centers.
The curriculum will critically
be opened next fall. The
delay is due to a wait until
Tom Millican graduates so that
he will be able to head the de-partmeht,
Df. Drone explained
"MiJUcan, i|, without a doubt,
one jjfithe iqapmost. authorities,,
in tMs field," Drone said/"And
at /»burn, we will have nothing
put the best, even if we
have t o wait a few months until
this brillant agitator graduates."
Plainsman To Review
|Gjrls Far 'Loveliest'
By SHADY LANE
Tryouts will be held for all
I women (students or otherwise)
interested in becoming 'Lovliest
of the Plains' shortly after sundown
this evening at Bigfeio
I Flats. Dress is "casual."
According to photographer
| Cow Millings, candidates will
not be judged on the basis of
beauty alone, but rather on a
combination of cooperation,
| cooperation, and cooperation.
Millings further states that
[ "character references will be
considered."
Final judging will take place
at the Forestry Plots and anyone'
interested is urged to attend.
Courses to be offered in the
new curriculum are as follows:
120 Fundamentals of Demonstration
(5) Lee 4, Lab 3
134-5-6 Introductory Picketing
(1-1-1) Lab 3
181 Revolting (3) Lee 1, Lab 3
(Not open to those students who
are already revolting.)
241 The Sit-in (5) Lee 4, Lab
3
261 The Fall-in (5) Lee 4,
Lab 3
271 The Fall-out (5) Lee 4,
Lab 3
308 Agitation Appreciation
(3)
341 History of Agitation (5)
(to 1917)
342 History of Agitation (5)
(1917 to present day)
402 Book-burning (5) Lee 3,
Lab 6
428 Bomb-planting (5) Lee
pus it was changed that ah allowed
non-members to vote.
This is untrue. We never had
no voting as long as ah was
president!
Ah have done so much walking
the last few weeks that
ah have been asked to describe
mah experiences in an advertisement
for PF-F3yer sneakers
(that's the name of the shoes).
Ah., have .also been offered a
job as a permanent 'Lettuhs
J, To The Editor' writer for the
White Citizens' Council weekly,
and ah would like to thank
the Plainsman for giving me the
experience(s) necessary to
gain such uh prestigious (that
means impcrtant) position.
Thank you, Plainsman.
(Sin)careljr yours,
Tom. Millicow
President
Auburn University Young
Democrats
(sub rosa)
3—THE PLAINSMAN Thursday, April 1, 1865
Stevens To Head
Freedmen's Bunch
By KELLY DIXON
James Stevens, former
Plainsman managing editor, was
named president of Jailbirds
Anonymous last week.
After spending four years
at the Casino, War Eagle, Archie's,
Midway, Hill's, and the
Plainsman club, Stevens married
a former WCTU president
last week', who promptly removed
him from the Plainsman
newspaper staff.
"Of all the terrible influences,
my little Jimmy fell
under while at Auburn," Mrs.
Stevens told a "sober" Plainsman
reporter, "The worst was
that terrible paper staff."- ;
Stevens served a short term
in the Auburn City Jail for
attempting to break a fraternity
brother from jafL He made
the attempt under the guise of
an. Plainsman "police reporter.
"Have there been any wrecks
tonight? was his reported first
remark when entering the sta-tion.
The police suspected him
because- he- -was. wearing—his
War Eagle Card in his hat brim
instead -of-his-usual press card.
Stevens is the father of six
children.
3, Lab 6
46? Folk-singing
Lab 6
(5) Lee 3,.
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values of the Ku Klux Klan to
Southern family life.
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FROM: Dick Goss, Promotion
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
NEWS
RELEASE
April, 1965
WSB-Television, Atlanta, has announced its telecast schedule of 18 Atlanta-Milwaukee
Braves games for the 1965 season.
The first telecast will be the Braves vs. the New York Yankees frorh Jacksonville,
Florida, April 8. From Jacksonville the Braves will travel to Atlanta for a three-game
exhibition series with the Detroit Tigers. The Atlanta games will not be telecast.
Mel Allen, perhaps the best known sports voice in television, will handle the play-by-
play of the 18 games on WSB-TV, along with WSB-TV sports director Hank Morgan,
and Braves' public relations representative Ernie Johnson.
Here is the schedule:
Date
April 8
April 13
April 21
May 7
May 13
May 20
June 2
June 29
July 5'
July 11
Aug. 5
Aug. 8
Aug. 10
Aug. 22
Aug. 27
Aug. 29
Sept. 2
Day
Thurs.
Tues.
Wed.
Fri.
Thurs.
Sun.
Wed.
Tues.
Mon.
Sun.
Thurs.
Sun.
Tues.
Sun.
Fri.
Sun.
Thurs.
Teams
Braves vs. Yankees
Braves vs. Reds
Braves vs. Cardinals
Braves vs. Mets -
Braves vs. Pirates
Braves vs. Astros
Braves vs. Giants
Braves vs. Mets
Braves vs. Astros
Braves vs. Reds
Braves vs. Dodgers
Braves vs. Astros
Braves vs. Cardinals
Braves vs. Pirates
Braves vs. Cubs
Braves vs. Cubs
Braves vs. Reds
At .
Jacksonville
Cincinnati
St. Louis
New York
Pittsburgh
Houston
Milwaukee
New York
Milwaukee
Cincinnati
Milwaukee
, Milwaukee
Milwaukee
Pittsburgh
Milwaukee
Milwaukee .
Cincinnati
Game Time
7:30 p.m.
8:05 p.m.
9:00 p.m.
7:00 p.m.
7:15 p.m.
2:30 p.m.
7:00 p.m.
7:00 p.m.
6:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
7:00 pan.
*1:00 pan.
7:00 p.m.
1:05 p.m.
8:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
8:05 p.m.
One of Two Below Can Be Substituted for Game with League Contender
Sept. 12
Oct. 3
Thurs.
Sun.
Braves vs. Mets
Braves vs. Dodgers
New York
Los Angeles
1:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
* Denotes first game of doubleheader.
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