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VOLUME 89 Auburn University
To Foster The Auburn Spirit
AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7, 1962 8 Pages NUMBER 23
Department Reports
Submitted March 1
To Self-Study Group
BY BETTY THOMAS
Plainsman News Writer
The university departmental reports
for the self study committee
were turned in March 1 according
to Dr. Frank Davis, chairman.
There has not yet been sufficient
time for the committee to
analyze the information submitted.
The self-study reports will consist
of a brief historical review of
each department, etc., a description
of its present status, future
plans for improvement, and the
means by which these improvements
are to be made. Schools and
administrative reports are to be
submitted by April 1.
Departmental, administrative,
and school reports will be compiled
to form one overall report
which will be used to evaluate and
determine the accreditation of Auburn
University by the Southern
Association of Colleges and Universities.
All activities of the self-study
report are under the supervision
of Dr. Davis of the speech department.
Other members of the committee
are Dean Richard Saunders,
chemistry; Dean Truman
Pierce, education; Dean C h a r l e s
Simmons, agriculture; Ralph Jones,
Assistant Director of Agricultural
Extension Service; Dr. Wilford
Bailey, parasitology; Professor Don
Vestal, mechanical engineering;
and Dr. Ben Lanham, agricultural
economics.
. Over 400 university faculty
members have cooperated with the
Steering Committee in the self-study
report.
Players To Present
'Call Me Madam'
Call Me Madam, a musical comedy
adapted from the book by
Howard Lindsay and Russell
Grouse, with the music and lyrics
by Irving Berlin, will be presented
by the Auburn Players
beginning on April 9, and continuing
for 10 performances.
This two-act play will be directed
by Professor Robert
Knowles. Ila Chaney is in charge
of the musical portion of the
play and Lyn Curtis will serve
as dance directress.
The play is a political satire
on the Truman administration
and originally starred Ethel Merman.
Later, the play was made
into a movie starring Ethel Merman,
Donald O'Conner, and Vera
Miles.
Casting for the play will take
place Wednesday night at 7:30 in
the Langdon Shops. Professor
Knowles invites all those interested
in the play to come for the
try-outs tonight or to contact
him personally.
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THE NEW AUBURN LIBRARY
A Building In Search Of More.Books
Professor Points To Library Need;
Statistics Illustrate Volume Deficiency
By DR. CARL BENSON
Auburn Associate Professor of English
From The Auburn Alumnews
The true university is a happy combination of three
things: great students, great teachers, and a great library—or,
in the case of science, great laboratories. Everything else
about a university exists, or ought to exist, to make sure that
these three are brought together; or to put it another way,
nothing should be allowed to stand
in the way of attaining these
three things. I shall have more to
say of the students and the teachers
later; and though much might
be said to point up the need for
; :more ajfd;Ji^£J„; equippedlaboratories,
actually- the sciences because
of Russian astronauts, assorted
Congressmen, and elementary
fear, have already had an excellent
press. Besides I have no
competence to describe the needs
of. the scientists.
But I do know something about
libraries, and the library at Auburn,
as a collection of books, is
pitiful. On any sort of regional or
national comparative basis, the
library in terms of books held or
monies expended for books and
staff is at the bottom of the heap.
To be sure, there are extenuat-ting
circumstances for this bad
eminence. Until we had at least
the prospect of an adequate library
building, there was an obvious
justification for not buying
books: there was no place to put
the ones we already had. In addition,
Auburn has always been
expected to do everything academic
on a shoe-string. Niggardly
appropriations have bedeviled
every educational effort here (as
Loveliest of the Plains
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LOVELIEST JUDY GOODWIN is saying "What, me worry
about finals; I'm thinking of those long awaited Spring holidays."
Judy is a freshman elementary education major from Birmingham.
She makes her home away from home in Dorm 10 and is.
a member of Phi Mu sorority.
all over the state), so that we are
in the despairing condition of
bragging upon ourselves for educating
so many- with so little. •
To some extent these bargain-basement
tatties liave..worked. A
determined and devoted teacher
will work harder and longer than
he ought to be expected to—despite
the. fact that a heavy fee' is
exacted, the draining of those energies
that ought to be saved for
research. A library, however, is a
different thing. Either we have a
good collection or we do not; and if
we do not, the dedication of the
teaching staff cannot make up for
it-
One sometimes hears people of
good will say so foolish a thing as,
"Why get more books? There are
more books here now than any
student can read." All such a
statement does of course, is. to
prove that the speaker completely
misunderstands' the intent and
function of a library. If a student
comes in, enthusiastic to pursue
his knowledge of, say, life in feudal
times, only to find that the
key collections and monographs he
wants are not in the library, his
interest wanes. Perhaps he can
borrow books on inter-library
loans; but this cannot be a common
practice because it is expensive
'and time-consuming. Moreover,
by.the time the books arrive,
the'student is interested in something
else. The opportunity, the
drive, of his initial surge of. interest,
like first love, is gone forever.
Furthermore, the professors need
a full complement of early and
late texts in areas of their interests,
periodicals and studies, not
simply to grow in wisdom and to
become richer teachers, but in order
to test their own critical and
scholarly idea's. Without original
and basic texts, we cannot fully-define
known and-unknown scholarly
terrain; without a splendid
collection of secondary works; we
cannot be instructed and inspired
by our predecessors and our contemporaries.
Doubtless many distinguished
contributions have been
lost because we have lacked the
insights (and sometimes the printed
misapprehensions), of others,
for these are what of ten spark
more perceptive and rewarding
understandings.
- In short, we here , .at Auburn
simply cannot flourish as students
and as ' teachers until the library
becomes what a library should be
—an endless resource and inspiration^
where- we can have, when we
want it, in Arnold's phrase, "the
best that has been known and
thought in the world."
Iii view of these manifest needs,
the administration and the organized
alumni have very reasonably
made increasing the holdings of
the library the Number One concern
of the current drive for funds.
At the conclusion of this drive Auburn
will have roughly $750,000 to"
expend for books. Judged by what
we have done in the past, this appears
a tremendous amount; but I
must report that, put into its proper
context, it is almost negligible.
In this connection we may profitably
consider some statistics. I
here, includf. some non-regional
figures because I consider it needlessly
provincial to measure ourselves
against good second-rate. In
terms of library excellence, we
cannot set our sights too high. We
should seek, not ;in tan but in
twenty years, to- have; one of the
best. libraries in the nation. Here
are some figures which -I: hope: will"
cause profound chagrin: ; •
First set of figures represents total
number of books in library (to
nearest 1,000); second set of figures-
represents amount expended
for books and periodicals 1960.61.
Auburn ;298,000 $ 95,000
Alabama 694,000 170,000
Duke 1,493,000 362,000
Kentucky • 904,000 311,000
L.S.U. 966,000 414,000
N. Carolina 1,077,000 346,000
Texas 1,424,000 _ 966,000
Virginia.' 1,104,000 213,000
Florida* 917,000 ' 297,000
Non-Southern institutions (figures
for 1959-60, latest available)
California 2,503,000 771,000
Illinois .3,288,000* 667,000
Michigan 2,818,000. 532,000
* Alumni bulletin says Illinois has
now passed 4,000,000 mark.
It is, of course, impossible to
calculate accurately how many
volumes our $750,000 will buy—
perhaps between 100,000. and 125,-
000. At. the high figure, we shall
have' about half- as many books as
Alabama', which;is, even by regional
standards, a far from great
collection. We have to accept the
brutal fact that the South in general
has not measured up, and that
we at Auburn have failed signally.
But need these grim figures be
the source . of despair? Certainly
not. 1'here is evidence that many
of the key people—governor, legislators,
administration, alumni,
faculty—are fully aware of the
terrible gap in the center of our
cultural line, After all, it has only
been in very recent years that the
alumni have been adequately informed
of' the great needs of. the
University. They have, rallied
splendidly in.emergency; they can
be expected- to rally, again in the
long,, hard pull for excellence.
Nothing' less is a worthy' goal for
the library.- . . . .'
Our task is, however, too great
for alumni, alone. Means must be
found for state appropriations for
books and periodicals to be tripled
or quadrupled Even then, as the
figures indicate, we shall have Only
a bare current equality with the
better universities of . the region.
And since we are already so far
behind,' and because we should
seek national pre-eminence, yet
more must be done.
'I suggest that alumni, friends,
regional and national industry—
all who have a state in our academic
excellence—join to establish
a Permanent Library Endowment:
A.modest figure for such a
fund '. is -$3,000,000. This amount
prudently; invested should make
available $.120,000 to $150,000 per
r(Continued on page 3).
Administration Okehs
Office Of Financiai Aid
New Office To Coordinate Loans,
Scholarships, Jobs, Veteran's Aid
in one
master file, rather than in the
three or four separate locations
where they are now kept.
The functions of this new office
will be seven-fold: First, it
will administer the University
By BOB REED
Plainsman News Writer
, A. recent measure approved by President Ralph B.
Draughon calls for the establishment of a new office to be
called the Office of Student Financial Aid.
According to Dr. Robert C. Anderson, University vice
president, this office is being established so that all financial
aid records can be kept in one s c h ( > l a r s h i p p r o g r a m j u n d e r the
policies of the Scholarship and
Loan Committee. Secondly, this
office will administer the National
Defense Education Act loans
for student education majors and
others under policies set up by
the National Defense Education
Act Committee. It will also administer
the Student Emergency
Loan Fund.
A new function of the office
will be to raise funds for scholarships
and loans. This will be
the first organized administrative
attempt at raising funds for scholarships
at Auburn.
The new scholarship office will
be responsible for administering
the Veterans' Assistance program
of the federal government, and
for co-ordinating the work of the
personnel office in helping students
find employment. It will
also work closely with the present
high-school relations program
in recruiting superior students.
A Director of Student Financial
Aid will be appointed within the
next few weeks. Until that time,
Mr. P. M. Norton, the present Coordinator
of Veterans' Affairs,
will head the new office.
The new scholarship office is
located in temporary "quarters in
TB 16C on Thach Avenue directly
across from Samford Hall.
Dr. Anderson had this to say
about the new office: "This is an
excellent decision on the part of
the president, one which should
provide better opportunities for
those who need financial assistance."
Political Parties
Organize Campaign
. By LISA SANDERS
Plainsman News Writer
Organization meetings of the
War Eagle and All-Campus parties
were • held last week to discuss
plans for the upcoming spring
elections.
The All-Campus party held preliminary
nominations. Candidates
nominated at this time are: for
SGA president, Bert Hitchcock;
SGA secretary, Bill Mayrose; SGA
treasurer, Bill Halliwell; fifth-year
senator, Billy Smith; junior senator,
Janice Jones, Joe Murphy,
Nan Shell, Dwight Wallick, Gus
Clements; sophomore senator,
Hunter Flack, Jeannie Hodges,
Billy Melton, Pete Goodrich, Ray
Bean and Fletcher Hamilton.
Further organizational meetings
for the two parties were held early
this week according to Burt Prater,
.chairman of the War Eagle
Party, and Ed James, All-Campus
Party Chairman.
AU Calendar Full
For Next Month
Beginning next week Auburn
University events will crowd one
upon another to make the month
of March a busy one.
A student music recital is scheduled
for March 7 at 4 p.m. in
the Music Hall. Selections will be
vocal, instrumental, and piano.
. On the same date at 8:30 p.m.,
.Prof. Craig Hankenson, baritone,
will be featured on the Educational
Television Network, Channels
2, 7 and 10. On March 14 at
8:30 p.m., James and Marian Luke
will give a clarinet and piano
presentation on ETV.
March 14 also marks the date
of winter graduation. Graduates
and their guests will hear a graduation
address by Joseph D.
Hughes of Pittsburgh, Auburn
alumnus of 1931.
Veterinarians from the region
will visit Auburn's campus March
15-23 for the annual short courses
offered by the School of Veterinary
Medicine.
Auburn's baseball season gets
under way March 16-17 when its
team travels to Florida State University
for two games. Vanderbilt
will be Auburn's next opponent
here on March 19-20.
Spring quarter classes begin
March 23 as many students settle
down for the remaining weeks
of work which precede summer
vacation.
Also on March 23, Auburn's industrial
management department
will play 'host to visitors who
will be attending a quality control
meeting here. Representatives
are expected from the Birmingham
section of the American
Society for Quality Control, as
well. as from industries around
the Auburn area.
On March 23-24, Georgia Tech
will come to Auburn for a baseball
series.
High school juniors, seniors and
their advisors will visit the Auburn
campus on March 24 when
High School Visitation Day takes
place.
Dr. Josef Brozek of Lehigh
University will be the touring
Sigma Xi lecturer here on March
28. His topic will be "Nutrition
and Human Behavior: Experi-
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STAN SIKES
$10,000 Awarded
Science Program
A National Science Foundation
grant of $10,000 is being awarded
to the Auburn University aerospace
department to support an
undergraduate science education
program. Six students, two of
whom have been selected, will be
under the supervision of Prof.
Willima G. Sherling in the program.
The experimental project will
deal with the development of a
hypersonic tunnel now under construction
in the Auburn aerospace
laboratories. The tunnel has been
designed to create velocities and
temperatures similar to those encountered
by reentry vehicles such
as John Glenn's Friendship Seven.
Robert Culberson, Glencoe, and
Wiley J. Robinson, Mobile, are the
two students already selected for
the program. With their four fellows,
who will be chosen soon,
they are to participate in the yearlong
study full time during the
coming summer quarter and part
time during the 1962-63 year.
Stan likes Runs
For State Office
By ELMO TODD
Plainsman News Writer
Stan Sikes, a senior at Auburn
majoring in pre-law, qualified last
Thursday as a candidate for the
State Democratic Executive Committee
from the Second Congressional
District. Sikes, whose home
is in Luverne, is seeking place
number two.
It is believed that this is the
first time an Auburn University
student has actively entered a
state political campaign.
During his career at Auburn,
Sikes has been veify active in sev-
I eral extracurricular activities. He
is a member of Pi Kappa Phi social
fraternity and Spades, senior
men's leadership honorary; and he
is serving as president of Blue
Key leadership honorary and as
president pro-tem of the Student
Senate. In the past he has served
as president of Squires, sophomore,
leadership honorary, and
was chairman of this year's Auburn
Conference on International
Affairs.
The Democratic Executive Committee
is the governing body of
the State Democratic Party. It is
composed of eight members from
each of the nine state congressional
districts.
ATTENTION MARCH
GRADUATES
Graduation instructions have
been mailed to all candidates for
a degree in March. ..If .you ..are
planning to- %ra#uate this quarter
and have not received the letter
of instructions, you should
check with the Registrar's Office
immediately.
NOTICE
All students who plan to graduate
this quarter should make
plans to do so immediately.
LCA, PiKA
Withdrawals
Win In Campus Capers
Produce Low Entry Field
Lambda Chi Alpha, in the skit competition, and Pi Kappa
Alpha, in song competition, were first place winners in
the fraternity Campus Capers last Thursday night, March 1,
at the Union Ballroom. Only five out of the twelve scheduled
entries actually appeared for the performance.
In the skit competition, Lambda
Chi Alpha was followed by Sigma
Nu in second place, and Pi Kappa
Phi in third. The Lambda Chi skit
was entitled. "Space Shot," which
was a satire on Cape Canaveral
and the astronauts. It was unique
in that the skit had a pre-recorded
musical and narrative background,
consisting of popular songs related
to the theme of the skit. Sigma
Nu's entry, "Babes in Foy-land"
was a satire on student life
at Auburn. Pi Kappa Phi did a
series of comic TV and radio commercials.
Sigma Chi, the only other
entry, did a skit called "Slen-derella."
In the song competition, Pi Kappa
Alpha, the only group to perform,
sang "All Hail, PiKA" and
"Kentucky Babe" under the leadership
of Harry Hall. There were
five other fraternitties entered in
the singing, but PiKA was the only
one to appear.
A capacity crowd was on hand
to see the show, which moved
rather slowly, due to last-minute
cancellations and "no-shows." Of
the seven fraternities listed on the
program which did not appear, only
three of them notified Campus
Capers officials of their cancellation.
Master of Ceremonies was Bobby
Boettcher. Judges for both the
singing and the skits were Mrs.
Craig Hankenson, Dr. Earnest
Justice and Mr. Craig Hankenson.
Special entertainment was furnished
by Jimmy Haggard, who
played the piano while the judges
compiled the scores.
The sororities did not participate
last week, but will have another
evening of Campus Capers
in spring quarter, exclusively for
sorority competition.
Sponsors for Campus Capers
were Blue Key and Mortar Board
honoraries.
LAMBDA CHI ALPHA fraternity is shown here in first-place winning skit in Campus Capers,
"Space Shot," preparing an astronaut for orbital flight. Members expressed regret that NASA failed
to send observers.
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A Question Of Mathematics
We received administrative criticism last
week because in our editorial concerning
admissions we mentioned an average score
of 400 on t h e College Board Examination
r a t h e r t h a n a total score of 800, w h i c h will
be printed in t h e n ew catalogue.
Since this is a two-part test, we fail to
see any difference between an average
score of 400 and a total score of 800, but
perhaps this highly complex mathematical
concept is r a t h e r difficult to grasp and
does, as w e were told, lead to confusion.
If anyone was indeed led to this undesirable
state, we apologize for our unwarr
a n t e d assumption of a knowledge of sixth
grade arithmetic.
The actual test requirement, as stated
in the newly printed admissions booklet
furnished us by the Admissions Office—
reads as follows:
"Graduates of accredited Alabama secondary
schools who a t t a i n composite scores
of 16 or above on t h e American College
Tests a r e academically eligible for admission.
"Non-resident applicants must have
g r a d u a t e d from an accredited high school
w i t h an over-all average of " C " a n d have
a t t a i n e d a composite score of 18 on t he
American College Tests or a total score of
800 on t h e College Entrance Examination
Board's Scholastic Aptitude Test."
Despite the criticism and t h e misunderstanding,
we repeat that this admissions
requirement is to be commended as a step
toward higher academic excellence at Auburn.
Book Burning In Texas
Book-burning is a disturbing form of
mass derangement which periodically afflicts
various areas of the country. The
current outbreak is in Texas.
Though it has appeared elsewhere in
more virulent form, it is most evident in
Austin, the state's capital, where a special
textbook inxestigating committee has been
holding hearings, t h e effect has been holding
hearings, t h e effect of which is to r e w
r i t e history.
J. B. Golden, director of t h e Texas. Ej3ji- .
cation Agency's textbook division, says nfs-""
t o r y books have been altered to meet demands
of conservative pressure groups.
These alterations, among other things,
appear' to involve elimination of favorable
references to t h e N ew Deal, t h e U n i t e d Nations
and the Tennessee Valley Authority.
Emphasized is a point stressed by t h e J o hn
Birch Society that our country should be
called a republic, r a t h e r t h a n a democracy,
an argument of record futility.
The campaign appears to have s t a r t e d to
Midland, Texas, and has gained moment
um in Amarillo, a city of 138,000, where
Amarillo College has removed from its l i b r
a r y shelves such books as A. B. Guthrie's
"The Way West" and Oliver La Farge's
"Laughing Boy," b o t h of which won Pulitzer
Prizes. Also such American classics as
Steinbeck's "Grapes of Wrath," MacKin-lay
K a n t e r ' s "Andersonville," and Thomas
Wolfe's "Of Time and t h e River."
I n scornful opposition to t h i s movement,
J. F r a n k Dobie, Texan and nationally distinguished
writer, testified:
"Censorship is never to let the people
know, but always to keep t h em in ignorance;
never to b r i n g light, b u t always-to
darken.Tt is a n d foir -thousands of y e a r s h as
beeh a main force used by dictators and
a l l manner of tyrannical governments,
from Nero to Khrushchev."
A principal motive of t h e book burners
is fear—a desperate, middle-aged fear of
change, or unregimented thought, of life
itself. Admittedly this nuclear age h a s imposed
great strains on t h e national fortitude.
Vast, amorphous menaces which may
be lurking under t h e bed sometimes are
h a r d to explain away. But most sections
of t h e country have been able to k e e p t h e ir
chin up. I t would be a n i n t e r e s t i n g phycho-logical
project to determine what special
condition has frightened these Texans.—
from The Birmingham Post-Herald.
A Conservative Speaks . . .
American Public Needs To Study Literature On Communis
In Order To Prepare For Battle, Survive And Defeat Eneity
In order to. try to defeat
the opposition whether it be
on the football field or on the
battlefield you must have adequate
knowledge of his techniques,
tactics, and strategy.
Prior to a football game a team
will study the opponent's formations,
especially the ones
which are used consistently,
and they will also study films
of the other team in action.,
This knowledge is indeed beneficial,
for the team is prepared
and knows what to expect
of the other team. If the team
has undergone an adequate
training program and can execute
their plays properly,
they can be termed "ready."
So too, if we wish to survive
and defeat the menace of
communism, we must also be
"ready." Of course, this is
much more important than a
game, for our future, our
homes, and the peace of the
world are at stake. How can
we as students and citizens
be "ready?"
First, we must have an adequate
knowledge of the opposition.
This would include his
purpose, goals, beliefs and how
he is attempting to bring them
about. Herbert A. Philbrick
said, "I believe that the danger
we face from our enemy
is not as great as our own
apathy, indifference, and complacency.
A large part of this
can be attributed directly to
By Richard Lane
lack of information and knowledge."
This knowledge could easily
be obtained by reading Masters
of Deceit by J. Edgar
Hoover. The House Committee
on Un-American Activities
has two volumes of Facts on
Communism which are very
informative and can be obtained
easily and free of
charge. The publications of
this committee and the Senate
Internal Security Subcommittee
are also informative as
is U.S. News and World Report,
The American Legion
Magazine and Firing Line,
Counterattack, and National
Review. Most of these can be
found in the library. It would
also be beneficial to read the
important works of Marx, En-gels,
Lenin, and Stalin, for in
the party's eyes their writings
are regarded as Communist
classics.
Their writings, it must be
remembered, are propaganda
for the communist movement.
Written by highly partisan and
prejudiced minds, they are not
based on scientific truth and
accurate historical research;
nor are they attempts to determine
truth as we in a free
society understand truth. They
are prime examples of how
prejudice, thrown into the
stream of world opinion, has
warped the minds and personalities
of so many millions of
human beings. I believe this is
obvious to the average student.
However, then we have, as I
have pointed out in a n earlier
letter to the editor, propaganda
or material which is intended
to deceive and subvert
our beliefs, by authors whose
names are not as easily recognized
as Marx or Lenin, but
whose devotion to the communist
movement is just as
zealous. But, this too, can be
used against them. Naturally,
we first must be able to recognize
it and then by reading
it we can obtain a first hand
knowledge of the "party-line."
I am speaking of Political Affairs,
National Guardian, or
International Affairs, among
others in our library.
The responsible person who
gains an understanding of communism
knows that such un-question:
"But what can I do
about it?" We can do a lot! The
important thing is to make
sure that we do not permit the
communists to fool us into becoming
innocent victims. You
must, as J. Edgar Hoover states
derstanding should lead to the
in Masters of Deceit, know the
answers to the "Five False
Claims of Communism" and
know the ways to "spot" deceptive
Communist fronts.
Also, speakers who have a
knowledge of communism can
be asked to speak for interested
groups and organizations.
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Letters To The Editor . . .
Orr Takes Up Gauntlet, Begins Joust With Communist Byrd
As Conservative Legion Attacks Black Knight Of Liberalism
Editor, The Plainsman:
Please read and explain the
following letter to Mr. Byrd.
Dear Mr. Byrd,
Recently, you devoted an entire
column to the crucifixion of
Mike Plunkett, and conservatives
in general. It was, I think, a passingly
fair job. You possess an excellent
vocabulary, and, as another
feature in your intellectual
. cap, you also have read Don Quixote.
It is a shame, h o w e v e r ,
that a person possessing such a
vast knowledge is incapable of
arranging those words in such an
order as to achieve the desired
effect. For instance, whereas the
above mentioned article was a
nice stab at ridicule, your next
article was a serious article on
your part to define the difference
between liberalism and conservatism.
However, as it turned
out, the latter article was far
more ridiculous than the former.
In other words, Mr. Byrd, you
have a lot of ammunition (words)
for your anti-conservative artillery,
but your computer is a mite
weak.
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be .different that the liberals have
so generously extended to us'
*'narrow-minded" bigots fl) am
going to correct a few of the most
serious errors in your latest propaganda
sheet (Feb. 29). (sic)
To begin with, your statement
that conservatives are opposed to
all liberal ideas is ridiculous. Harry
Goldwater/ Mr. Conservative
himself, is very much in favor of
large spending on defense. He
believes the Communist are a
threat from without as well as
from within. These are definite
liberal policies. Other examples
are easily found. (If you would
read something besides Ralph Mc-
Gill and Don Quixote, you might
learn a few facts). You devoted
a paragraph building up to the
idea that conservatives are guilty
of maintaining a "narrow set of
dogmatic principles," then somewhat
later admit that the "responsible
conservative leadership"
has repudiated that ultra
conservative, Robert Welch. How
contradictory! You continue by
stating that conservatives are
"anti-foreign aid," and then complicate
things by saying that liberals
"are trying to sell Democracy"
by example, and that "conservatives
are trying to buy, it
with dollars." This doesn't even
make sense! (another typographical
error, no doubt). By the way,
what kind of a "sale" it it when
the U.S. gives a country millions
of dollars, and that country becomes
more and more pro-Communist,
and furthermore is controlled
by a dictator (considered
very undemocratic by the "narrow-
minded" element?) By the
For example, on Tuesday, April
24, Fulton Lewis III is scheduled
to speak and show either
"Operation A b o l i t i o n " or
"Communism on the Map" at
the request of the Auburn
Young Republicans Club. Another
thing that can be done
is for us all to take an active
part in our government by
writing and voicing our opinions
to our elected representatives.
These are only a few of the
things that we CAN do. Yes,
we don't have to do any of
them though they are so vital -'.
to our security, because we
live in a free country. It has
been said that freedom is only
a word, until you nearly lose
it. Let us work and dedicate
ourselves to preserving this
word and its 'meaning —- for
many have given their lives so
that we might .enjoy i t
time you "intelligent" liberals
get through making all those
wonderful "sales," this country
will be in- a state of bankruptsy.
And without money, how do you
expect to make any more wonderful
"sales?" As a matter of
fact, it is the very failure of the
liberal foreign policy that has
caused the rise of conservatism.
The liberal foreign policy has
failed in the cold war with Communism,
and naturally ,the more
intelligent element of the count
ry desires a change. The reason
it is difficult for you to determine,
the cause of the rise of conservatism
is because it would be necessary
for you to admit this, and of
course, being a true broadminded
liberal, you can't.
To top off your article, you
expound upon the tolerance and
broadmindness displayed by liberals
by stating that liberals "respect
a man's right to be conservative."
In the same article, however,
you say that liberals are
justified in tagging conservatives
as "narrow-minded, bigoted," etc.
Boy, some respect!
After reading, your. article, Mr.
Byrd, I have come to the conclusion
that the main difference
between liberals and conservatives
is that a liberal is nothing
more than a conservative with
his brains knocked out.
In closing, Mr. Byrd, in an effort
to impress upon you the fact
that all conservatives are not so
"narrow-minded" as you think, I
would like to dedicate this bit of
Shakespeare to you and your column.
"It's a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying
nothing."
Love and kisses,
A. B. Orr
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News Bureau
Lauds ACOIA
Editor, The Plainsman:
I would like to congratulate all
the students involved in the t r e mendous
success of the 1962 Auburn
Conference On International
Affairs.
To name a few individuals
would be to do an injustice to the
many who cooperated in the venture;
therefore, in my opinion, all
did a good job throughout the
conference and its planning.
Something of this nature requires
a great deal of self-sacrifice on
the part of its participants, and
there was an abundance of unselfish
students working in this
project. v
From our standpoint, it is easy
to see that the representatives of
the news media were very impressed
with the proceedings. All
were most complimentary of the
student production of the affair.
Personally, I know of the interest
aroused because on both
mornings of the conference, I
was routed out of bed at dawn
by state TV stations asking for
taped interviews concerning the
conference.
Again, let me say that this conference
was excellently handled,
and I sincerely think that Auburn
can go from this point to
establish something even greater
in this area.
i Sincerely,
L. B. Williams
Asst. Director of
Public Information
aerodynamic field and secondly
there was the matter of finding
out exactly what the Post Office
Department had done with a
large amount of prizes procur-red
as a result of the previously
mentioned kiting. (At last
word they were headed toward
Jackson, Miss., on a striped handcar
named "Mamie" owned by
the Greensboro and Fort Mudge
R.R.)
It is with a bit of apprehen-
.sion that the following suggestions
be made as they tend to enter
this writer (however non-existant
he may be) into the brutal
battlefield of Plainsman editorial
theory. But remembering
that this is the last issue of the
quarter and that campus elections
are creeping towards us, ready
to leap at our heads and thus divest
us of our reason, it isn't too
likely that these remarks will be
taken too seriously by extremists
of either side or that serious arguments
will arise. (No knights on
chargers, please.)
Rather than splinter up the
editorial page any longer with
the by-products of this bloody
Conservative-Liberal feud, this
' publication should take the initiative
to promote harmony on
the campi (or is it campus) by
pleasing everyone, • while still
holding a definite party stand.
The Plaijisman, then, should support
the American Whig Party.
(Precaution should be taken not
to confuse this with the British
Whig Party because you would
get your feet wet trying to meet
them half way.) Why should you
take this stand? It is quite obvious
if you care to examine their
record. Step over here a minute
and stare.
The Whigs were organized as a
Federalist Party, led by Alexander
Hamilton who, as every
schoolchild knows, favored a
strong, liberal government. Employing
the fast break in 1818,
they became the National Republicans.
The use of the full break
in 1852 allowed most of them to
attain the rank of full Republican,
but some, aha!, became Democrats.
(British Whigs are now
honestly called liberal and some
of the real rousers are known as
radicals.)
Now, Mr. Editor, supporting a
faction with an impressively bipartisan
history such as this, your
newspaper can judiciously moderate
the Wednesday morning
fights without being in the embarrassing
position of not standing
for anything. Then you could
stand for everything! (Except
missed deadlines; no newspaper
can stand for that.)
By pioneering this movement,
you could be instrumental in a
new power, for '64. Don't pass it
up.
Yours for a more subversive
Jack Acid Society,
Castleman J. Monro
Walker Fights To Correct U.S. Image,
But Image Is True, Real, Not Distorted
By W. H. Byrd
Political Harmony
On The Campus?
Editor, The Plainsman:
It was possibly apparent that
I missed a letter last week but
several other things were cluttering
up my schedule. First of all,
there was quite a bit of wind experimentation
to he done in the
"The image of America, as I
have seen it in the Far East and
the West, is distorted and grotesque
. . . a picture of corruption,
immorality, and materialism. This
kind of propaganda, combined
with censorship, has hastened our
retreat from victory through 16
years." Gen. Edwin Walker, USA
(resigned).
Thus spake Gen. Walker as he
began his right-wing crusade.
If reasons are needed for
launching right-wing crusades, I
suppose the above conviction is
sufficient. This mere student,
however, finds it difficult to share
the General's conviction. This, I
suppose, would put me far on the
left; and if I were important enough,
make me a prime target for
a Jack Acid-tipped javelin.
I can fully agree that a picture
of corruption, immorality and
materialism has hastened our retreat
from victory. It is certainly
a nasty picture that any well-bred
foreigner would view with contempt.
It is certainly grotesque. I
disagree, however, that it is a distorted
image or that it is propaganda.
If Gen. Walker sees all honesty,
all morality and all spiritualism,
then, I feel, it is his image that is
distorted. Perhaps he has spent too
much time in the Far East and in
the West1 and not enough time in
his native land.
I too experienced something of
the image of. America as it is seen
, in the Far East. The Ugly American
is a reality on every level.
This does not mean that every
American abroad presents a bad
example; but one rotten apple in
the barrel, etc. I remember our
troopship being held up in Sasebo
because a courageous Japanese lady
remained steadfast on the
gangplank ,to do or die, until a
clock which had been stolen by a
drunken GI was returned. Such
incidents are more than just propaganda
in the minds of courageous
Japanese ladies. As I recall,
the troop commander promised
immunity if the clock was returned.
In short, the American was
not interested that something had
been stolen, or that stealing is a--
crime, only that the lady V^Cfpte,..
the gangplank so the Ship could'
get underway. Where is the morality
and justice in this?
If Russian workers read with
contempt that striking workers are
shooting at scabs, of if Nigerians ,
read that Southern Negroes are
being denied the .right to vote or
use public facilities, they are simply
reading the truth as it is printed
in the daily press, not purposeful
propaganda. Our major virtue
seems to be that we are at least
open and generally truthful. Yet
we have the audacity to expect
that an impression of truthfulness
is going to make up for the multitude
of vices which we are so
doggedly truthful in reporting.
The TV quizz show scandals
which were generally condoned by
an apathetic public removes the
label of propaganda from the corruption
image. Price fixing practices
and under the table dealings
by public officials and corporations
tend to make this writer
sympathetic with the foreign image
of our honesty.
Statistics on national purchasing
and standard of living indexes,
along with advertising practices
and w.riteups in the slick magazines
attests to a degree of materialism
that few Russian citizens
could hope for. True we are
charitable with our wealth, as
witness the millions donated to
service organizations and charity
cases; but charity is deductable
from our income taxes. It seems
that the government has to bribe
us into loving one another, at least
on a large scale.
We consume with a madness for
possession, two cars, two TV sets,
automatic this-and-this, more and
more of. worse and worse, complete
with the latest innovation of
built-in obsolesence so we have to
get a new one next year. It is grotesque
image, but not as distorted
a one as Gen Walker would see.
But the General, on Army pay,
was perhaps not so directed to
ward materialism as our movie
stars, million dollar athletes, and
myriad of men in grey flannel
suits couched behind the vast impersonal
corporate desk, dedicated
to boosting consumption for their
personal survival. If there has
been propaganda about our materialism,
it has probably kept the
image of our fanaticism from the
foreign eye.
And morality? Anyone who
reads past the comics and headlines
of the daily press, and past
the fashion page of the popular
magazines, is aware of our moral
fibre. Rapes, murders, robberies,
kidnappings, blackmail, social injustices,
sports fixes, juvenile de-linquincy,
reports of wholesale
cheating in schools, and any more
you happen to remember, are
commonplace, items that show our
face to the world. Not that we as
a nation are unique in our immoral"
foible's, "bilt the facts hardly'
support, a propaganda label. Our:
prestige is not going to be helped
by putting on a holier-than-thou
attitude.
To change the image we project
abroad is going to require one of
two things; either we make an effort,
as a nation, to correct the
image; or we resort to censoring
the image, cutting out the nasty
reports in the press and speaking
publicly only what will make us
look good to theforeign eye.This
is how Russia does it. The current
right wing effort seems to be
oriented toward the latter solution.
If we have to become like
the Soviets to win the ideological
battle, then is the battle really
worth while?
Get Serious
Mr. Byrd!
Editor, The Plainsman:
Get serious Mr. Byrd!
In regard to your column written
last week entitled "Colleges
Move Toward Conservatism?
Negativism For Liberals Sets
Theme," I would like to make
these comments.
I find it very easy to follow a
man such as Senator Goldwater
or rather to adhere to his policies
as outlined in Conscience Of A
Conservative. After reading several
of the recent issues of The
Plainsman, it seems as if this "follow
the big man" idea is prevalent
among the liberals also. Am
I correct in saying that Mr. Ralph
McGill is looked up to by various
members of your staff? His
articles are often found verbatim
in your paper.
You say that we are expressed
in the local conservative viewpoint
a anti-foreign aid sentiment
among others. If we have an
anti-foreign aid sentiment, how
do you justify this statement?
"The liberals are trying to sell
democracy to the world, through
example; the conservatives are
trying to buy it with dollars."
Dollars that currently go to
Tito certainly would not be flowing
there if the true conservative
element could stem that tide.
Did you not say that the conservative
sentiment was anti-foreign
aid?" We cannot put an excessive
amount of "foreign friendship"
while advocating restrictions being
put on foreign aid donations.
Explain.
Then to quote you again, "And
when any little nation into which
we have poured a few paltry dollars
proclaims its neutrality, the
conservative voice yells even
louder." In my estimation a few
paltry dollars can be slipped under
the door with ease; to pour
you must have billions which is
the case today. You know billions,
terms we measure the national
debt with.
No we are not disturbed that
foreign aid has not brought us
obedient friends. We never expected
it to and do not recall advocating
that it would. However,
I am glad you realize that in the
case of dealing with sovereign
states money does not buy loyalty;
Belgrade proved this.
The conservatives do not oppose
all liberal ideas or objective.
We just balk at some of the
methods they use to gain these
objectives. I suggest that readers
carefully scan the next issue of
the Campus Conservative. In it
they can find what conservative
mind really is. After all Mr. Byrd,
there are more ardent ways to
build a conservative's ego than to
call him a narrow minded, bigoted,
prejudiced, and what-have-you
individual. That is the real
question sir. What do you have?
John B. Givhan
» * »
Warbucks Reports
"Rightist" Projects
Editor, The Plainsman:
It was extremely flattering of
you to suggest to one of your
readers that he read about the
life of my ward, Ann, in order to
better understand the "right" political
viewpoint. If you will allow
me, I would like to bring you
up-to-date on some of the
"right" good projects my associates
and I are promoting. We
have just finished judging the entries
submitted for our essay contest
entitled "Why I'd like to
B o m b A l b e r t Schweitzer's
House" and I am pleased to announce
that the winner is Meishe
Tshombe III. Young Tshombe is
to be commended for his forthright
(there's that word again)
stand against the collectivism of
this man Schweitzer.
Our committee on abolition of
the twentieth century has recently
completed a new film entitled
"William McKinley — the Greatest
President since U. S. Grant."
It's a real keen film and depicts
how McKinley almost single-handedly
kept this country from
moving to such socialistic schemes
as the 60-hour work week.
The Can Rightists Act Purposefully?"
letter — writing campaign
we have been conducting has
been very successful to date and
we have succeeded in "righting"
the thinking of quite a few individuals
including several edi-
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tors of college newspapers. We
have no desire to intimidate these
people; our only concern is that
they print the negative viewpoint
in a more positive manner.
Our political chairman has just
announced that this year we are
supporting a political candidate
(as yet unannounced) who is a
middle-of-the-roader, i.e., halfway
between General Edwin
Walker and the Minutemen. We're
looking forward to a real hard-fought
campaign between our
and his Comsyup, fellow-traveling,
fuzzy-thinking, liberal opponent
(whoever he may be).
Well, there you have it. Again,
many thanks for mentioning us in
your paper.
Respectively,
Homer "Big Daddy" Warbucks
* * *
A Service
To Conservatism
Editor, The Plainsman:
Mr. W. H. Byrd's column of
last week was an amazing piece
of verbiage constructed of weasel
words, se|P-contr,adicfaons, and
illogical conclusions.
Mr. Byrd begins, by expressing
his fear that "the words ('conservative'
and 'liberal') do not
mean exactly what we would like
them to." No such fear is evident,
however, when, later, he
bravely labels the ardent conservative
"narrow-minded, bigot-ed.
prejudiced and what-have-you."
If Mr. Byrd feels justified
in using such strongly derogatory
adjectives—as apparently he does
— in describing something about
which he admittedly knows a lot
less than everything, then I respectfully
submit that he is much
more deserving of them than his
adversaries.
Mr. Byrd then talks on about
the conservative's "disrespect for
the liberal viewpoint" as if this
were some terrible sin, while his
own obvious disrespect for the
conservative view-point is, he
feels, quite all right. Toward the
end of his column he makes an
abortive attempt at self-exoneration
by piously stating that "Liberalism
at least respects a man's
right to be conservative." Although
numerous cases can be
cited to prove the falsity of this
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statement (see, for example, Part
I of William F. Buckley, Jr.'s Up
From Liberalism, I will content
myself,with making the suggestion
that there is a world of difference
between respecting a person's
viewpoint and respecting
his right to hold that viewpoint.
In an audacious display of his
abilities in the art of self-contradiction,
he first accuses the
conservative of being "anti-foreign
aid," then accuses him of
"trying to bat (democracy) with
dollars."
Along with the "anti-foreign
aid" charge, Mr. Byrd levels "an.
ti-U.N." and "anti-Earl Warren"
charges at the conservative. Simply
because someone has, on occasion,
expressed criticism of the
U.N., Mr. Byrd concludes that
that person is "anti-U.N." (Identically
formulated syllogism:
Anyone who has ever expressed
criticism of Auburn University is
"anti-Auburn." The p r e s e n t
Plainsman editor, has, on occasion,
criticized Auburn University.
Therefore the present Plainsman
editor is "anti-Auburn.")
And so on . . . and on . . . and
on. The number of points where
Mr. Byrd exemplifies the "cloud
nine" thinking which is characteristic
of not many of today's liberals
is limited only by the length
of his column. The_ most beneficial
service he could perform
for conservatism is to keep on
writing.
Sincerely,
Keith M. Howie
Colonel Williams
Gets Frat Award
Col. Ralph I. Williams, professor
of air science at Auburn University,
is the recipient of. the
alumni award given by Theta Chi
fraternity, for which he is faculty
advisor.
The surprise award, consisting
of a key with a certificate, was
presented at a fraternity banquet
Wednesday night. The key, bearing
the fraternity crest in white
gold, is to be worn on a watch
chain.
The award is presented in appreciation
to any alumni for exceptional
service, personal effort,
and unselfish interest toward Theta
Chi's welfare.
Col. Williams has been faculty
advisor for the fraternity for only
one year.
Library.
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year; and that plus a castly increased
state appropriation would
indeed place us on the road to a
truly great -library. I do not believe
that such endowment income
should" he: expended" for staff
and maintenance (although our
needs are great here, too), for I
believe our friends will take most
pride in.contributing to what they
know is a permanent fund for the
purchase of" books.'• . ;
It would seem to me that local
businesses; banks and regional and
national .industries (especially
those whichhave branches or factories
in.Alabama or the South)
could contribute shares of stock to
such a fund. Instead of. giving narrowly
to an ar'eaf of particular
vested interest, contributors could
affirm their faith in the library as
a center of higher education by a
gift born of disinterested and noble
magnanimity.
Such a fund, though great, is
truly an economical way to purchase
academic supremacy. For a
collection of- books is not simply
a set of'filled shelves. It is a vital
and vibrant force. It breeds intellectual
excitement. It gathers to
it great minds. When we .have it,
promising young professors will
accept positions.at Auburn (sometimes
for less money), for they
will need the library to further
their knowledge.. They will not
only teach.. inspiringly, they will
work out and publish their interpretations
of literature, history, of
economic or biological forces. Thus
they arid the University will grow
in prestige. To this campus, drawn
by the distinction of the library
and of the teaching staff, w i ll
come promising students; and
when they go, yet more and more
promising ones will come.
Those who contribute their
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dividends beyond their wildest
dreams. Better trained, more ac-ticulate,
and more- generally enlightened
graduates will reward
their employers, grace their communities,
and enrich their region
and their nation. .
A great library in itself cannot
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library is indispensable to general
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educational' distinction need know
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Faculty Salaries Show Steady Rise
25% Increase Over Past 5 Years;
AU Still Ranks Far Below Average
By DON PHILLIPS
Assistant Features Editor
By now most Alabamians know that their state has fall
e n behind even Mississippi, and now ranks fiftieth in the nat
i on in money spent per pupil for education. A combination
of low legislative appropriations and proration has taken its
toll on the state educational system in many ways. Every
year we find it is normal to hear
of threatened school closings,
threatened teacher walkouts, and
threatened salary cuts, that we
show no surprise when we hear
of them. For the most part they
remain threats, however, and
Alabama trods slowly along,
managing somehow to keep its
head above water.
One way in which this low pupil-
to-dollar ratio takes its toll
is in our building programs.
Another.way in which the situation
takes its toll is the loss of
quality teachers. Who can blame
a teacher for taking another
state's offer of a substantial salary
increase for performing the
same job. Of course, there are
other factors to consider, such as
climate, working conditions, research
f a c i l i t i e s , etc., but in
some cases a school may gain or
lose a high quality professor because
of the salary it is prepared
to pay.
For this reason, Auburn has
concentrated over the past few
years on both increasing faculty
salaries and bettering working
conditions. Five years ago, in
1957-58, the average full professor
in 9 months made $6,671,
the average associate professor
made $5991, the average asst. professor
made $4886, and the average
instructor made $3961. Today
the figures are $8310, $7457, $6202
and $4765, resepectively. These
salaries may seem low until it is
considered that they are for 9
months and do not include any
summer pay. Today Auburn em-
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ploys approximately 500 faculty
members, with about 25 per cent
in each rank.
It can be easily seen, however,
from the accompanying graph
that on the average, the Auburn
professor makes a substantially
lower salary in all four ranks
than his counterparts in o t h er
p a r t s of the country, including
the Southeast, even
though salaries have increased by
approximately 25 per cent over
the past 5 years. This "gap" between
Auburn and other schools
certainly puts Auburn at a financial
disadvantage in employing
professors.
During this 5 year period, Auburn
has managed to merely
"hold its own" in relation to
salaries being paid at similar
southeastern universities. However,
during the same 5 year period,
its position has improved
slightly in relation to similar universities
in the nation as a whole.
This reflects the salary improvement
which is going on in all
southeastern universities.
To close the salary gap between
Auburn and all other similar universities
would take a salary increase
of approximately 17 per
cent over normal increases. An
over-all increase of 8.5 per cent
would enable Auburn to come up
to the level of other southeastern
institutions. This could be considered
a first step, for as the
graph illustrates, our "normal"
increases, along with those of
other southern schools, are gradu.
ally closing the gap which now
exists between the South and the
nation as a whole.
It should be noted that the
relative salary position of the Auburn
faculty has steadily improved
in real dollars, over the
past 22 years. For the year, 1961-
62, the average Auburn professor
was paid 298.3 per cent of his salary
in 1939-40. It may be said
however that a dollar is not
worth as much today as it was
in 1939. Adjusted as to dollar
value, the average Auburn professor
is paid 139 per cent of
his salary of 1939-40, so it may
be seen that salary increases have
constantly kept ahead of the cost
of living.
The Administration is hampered
in it's efforts to increase salaries
by the fact that Alabama is
so low in money spent for education.
Between salary increases
and other very necessary expenditure,
desirable but unnecessary
items must sometimes be cut, or
left out entirely. In short, in order
to provide for our necessities
the Administration must put
on an "internal squeeze." It is
hoped that in the future this situation
can be improved. It will be
remidied only when the people
of this state become aware of the
seriousness of our situation and
do something about it.
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Southeastern public institutions and all public universities in the United States is here projected..It
should be noted that the salaries are only for a nine-month period. The graph was prepared, from
figures compiled by the Auburn Department of. Institutional Research at the request of The Plainsman.
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5—THE PLAINSMAN AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7, 1962
AU's Heralded Matmen Win Again,
Take 16th Consecutive SEIWA Title
By MILTON WILLIAMS
Assistant Sports Editor
Auburn's heralded matmen again proved their ability
S a t u r d a y night by defeating seven conference teams to t a ke
t h e Southeastern Intercollegiate Wrestling Championship by
a slim four-point margin.
The final scores—Auburn 69, Sewanee and Chattanooga
had 64 each, Maryville 54, Emory c l a d i n 0 r a n g e a n d B l u e e n t er
the final contests undefeated —
three of them emerged victorious.
Tommy Carr lost a nearly even
match to Hank Haynes, Sewanee,
by a decision of 10-7 in the 123-
pound class. Paul Looney was
pinned by George Farr of Chat-
22, the University of Alabama and
Georgia each gathered 19 marks,
and Florida State University managed
to scrape together 5. This was
the 16th consecutive victory for
Auburn.
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147 pounds Jeff Maurer took a
close- 3-1 decision from Georgia's
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Frank Pinnejy of Sewanee on the
defensive frtim the first whistle,
but never quite made the pin, de-cisioning
him 8-3 in the 167 pound
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from Chattanooga, managed to
sneak a 4-3 point count past
Charles Platzke, taking the 191-
pound title, ."Giant" George Gross
finished up the night well for his
Tiger teammates by pinning Leon
Stafford, Maryville, in 4:57 and
cinching the heavyweight class.
James Baxter of Maryville pinned
Alabama's Woody Strozier in
1:55, taking the l'15rpound, class
and, consequently the title. Jay
Paty, Sewanee, decisioned Walter
Edwards of Emory 9-6 at 137-
pounds. Weighing in under 157
pounds, George Harless took honors
for Chattanooga by decision-ing
Don Elia of Maryville. The
Orange and Red of Maryville also
had to settle for second place in
the 177-pound class as their Joe
Kucinski found himself being held
to the mat by Bill Yates of Sewanee—
time 2:28.
The Tigers looked strong from
the beginning of the quarterfinals,
which were held the pre-
(Continued on page 6)
WITH THE END of basketball season came the end of a Tiger
career for Bill Ross. The 6-1 guard served as captain of the
Auburn cagers this year. Also leaving the Auburn squad are substitute
centers John Helmlinger and Leon Posey.
Tigers Down Bama, Close Season With 62-49 Win;
Finish Third In Conference Race, Post 11-3 Record
By JOHN WALLACE
Managing Editor
The Auburn Tigers closed out
the 1961-62 cage season with a
62-49 victory over the University
of Alabama in Montgomery Saturday
night.
The win left the Plainsmen
with an 11-3 record in -conference
play, good enough for
third spot, and 18-6 overall
Auburn's All-SEC center Lay-ton
Johns and guard Larry Chapman
pumped in 16 points apiece
to pace the team. Forward Mack
Kirkland scored 10 and captain
Bill Ross, playing in his last college
game, hit for nine in the victory.
Rebounds and free throws figured
heavily in the win for the
Tigers as they dominated the
boards and hit on 18 of 22 attempts
from the charity stripe.
Auburn gathered off 48 rebounds
to 27 for the Crimson Tide with
Johns raking in a good share of
the stray basketballs.
Hot shooting from the outside
pushed Bama off to an early 12-
10, lead as they connected on six
straight shots from beyond the
circle. Johns carried the load for
Auburn in the early stages of the
game as he tallied eight of the
first 10 points the Plainsmen
scored. Kirkland took up the
slack with three key baskets and
the Tigers were off and running.
Forward J. W. Berry came off
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the bench for Alabama to take
scoring honors for the Tide with
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Baby Tiders Blast All Frosh 78-62;
Free Throw Accuracy Is Big Factor
Bama Beaten
By JOE FULLER
; Backboard control and deadly
Jfree throw accuracy were the
• dominating factors which en-fabled
the Alabama freshmen to
Jblast Auburn 78-62 in Montgome
r y on Saturday night. The-Tide
Jcashed in on 24 out of 29 attempts
from the charity line as
<they gained sweet revenge for
Jan earlier season loss to the
'Tigers.
The Baby Tigers jumped off to
;an early 6-0 lead and it looked
;as if this game would be a re-ipeat
of the earlier one. With nine
[minutes left in the first half, the
;Tide grabbed a 17-15 lead and
proceeded to pour on the steam
as they left at the end of the
first period leading 42-21.
In the second half the Baby
Tide continued the onslaught as
Bob Andrews and Bambi How-land
led the scoring parade. Joe
Newton, the Tigers'- leading scorer,
fouled out with only three
minutes gone in the second half.
Freddie Guy, playing his usually
fine game, led the Tigers on
offense with 16 points. Billy Biles
and Lee Defore scored 12 and 9
points respectively for the Baby
Tigers.
.: Andrews, J i m Brown, and
Denny Magee, the trio that played
their high school ball together
in Bridgeport, 111., scored 46 of
the Tide's 72 points. Andrews was
high scorer for the night as he
bucketed 27. Howland with 16,
Perry with 13 and Magee with
11, rounded out the top scorers
for Bama.
Although finishing the season
on a sour note, the Baby Tigers
compiled a very respectable 16-2
record for the year. Their only
other loss was- to Georgia Tech
in Atlanta.
Thsre will be an important
meeting at 7:30 tonight. Everyone
is required to attend.
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flaring tempers and a number of
foul shots for the Plainsmen. A
brief round of sparring in the
closing minutes provided more
action for the estimated 4,000
fans in Montgomery's Coliseum.
Billy Tinker sustained an injury
in the first half and rehurt
himself early in the second stanza.
He scored two points for the
evening and was replaced by
Billy Ingram who . finished up
with four points. Johnny Black-well,
6-2 guard, rounded out the
scoring with five.
Seniors on the squad in addition
to Ross were substitute centers
John Helmlinger and Leon
Posey.
Prospects for next year seem
to be very bright for Coach Joel
Eaves' charges. With Ross the
only senior on the starting five
the Tigers figure strong in the
SEC title picture for 1962-63.
Blackwell gained a lot of valuable
experience as did Ingram,
a 6-6 forward. Varsity candidates
from a freshman team that lost
but two games are 6-9 center,
Joe Newton, 6-6 forward,. Lee
DeFore, 6-6 forward, Freddie
Guy and 6-1 guard, Billy Biles.
Also in the scene for the future
is giant Curtis O'Daniel, a
towering 7-foot center who was
red-shirted this season.
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vious night. Victorious and piling
up points for the Plains were
Tom Carr, Aubrey Davis, Henno
Kiviranna, and Chuck Platzke.
After the semi-finals, Auburn's
victory was challenged only by
JEFF MAURER was one of three individual champions for
Auburn as the Tigers swept to their sixteenth consecutive SEIWA
title. Maurer captured first place in the 147-pound division.
Sewanee, which edged within one
point of Auburn's 65 during the
finals. However the wins of Davis
and Gross put Auburn out of
reach.
Thus, a season of wrestling on
the plains ended in championship.
A fitting ending for a team of men
6—THE PLAINSMAN Wednesday, March 7, 1962
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Auburn Rifle Team
Loses To Tech, FSU
The Auburn University Army
ROTC Rifle Team came out low
man in the three-way match with
Florida State and Georgia Tech at
Auburn. Hit hard by flu, the Auburn
riflers fired their lowest
score in three years of competition.
Georgia Tech took the match
with Auburn by firing a score of
1,349 out of a possible 1,500 to the
Tigers' 1,336. Florida State beat
the Plainsmen with a score of 1,-
821/2,000 while Auburn came in
with 1,803.
J. C. Zieman, Mobile, was high
man for Auburn for the second
match in a row with a 272/300.
The pair of defeats dropped the
season's' record to six wins and
seven losses for the Tiger sharpshooters.
giving their strength and skill. A
fitting ending for a fine ' coach,
"Swede" Umbach.
Conservation Club Meets
The Auburn Conservation Club
met the first time with 30 charter
members composed of students,
faculty and staff. They
have leased a ten-acre fishing
lake about 10 miles from Auburn
for their own exclusive use. The
lake is 6 years old and is stocked
with Bass, Bluegill, and Shell-crackers.
The purpose of the organization
will be to promote conservation
of and beneficial use of all national
resources, fish, and wildlife.
Also, organized rifle and pistol
shooting among citizens of the
community, with a view toward a
better knowledge on the safe
handling and proper use of firearms,
as well as improved marksmanship,
will be encouraged.
This lake will be the club's first
project. The dam on the lake has
been built up about three feet
and needs sodding. The members
of the club are in the proc-cess
of cleaning the underbrush
around the lake making it a
more suitable place for picnics
and other recreation. The lake
is surrounded by rolling hills
and pine.
The club also anticipates buying
a reloading outfit for shot
shells and rifle cartridges. The
organization, being affiliated with
the National Rifleman Association,
will receive from the NRA
four Ml rifles, four .45 cal. pistols
and 135 rounds of ammunition
for each member per year
for their own use.
Another project included in the
present plans is obtaining suitable
land for the purpose of hunting
activities. Conservation rneth.
ods suitable for the game on this
land will be put into practice.
It shall be the further objective
and purpose of the club to
forward the development of those
characteristics of honest, good
fellowship, self-discipline, team
play and self reliance which are
the essentials of good sportsmanship
and the foundation of
true patriotism.
The number of memuers is expected
to increase considerably.
The club is open to mernb'ers
at any time. The next meeting
will be March 29 at 7 p.m. in 300
Samford Hall.
Officers elected for the club
are Glenn Mohler, President; Wilson
Worley, Vice President; Marshall
Jones, Secretary; James
O'Neal, Treasurer, and Bill Du-pire,
Executive Officer and Chief
Instructor. Mr. Paul Mattox of
the Auburn University Speech
Department is the club sponsor.
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