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Volume 85 Alabama Polytechnic Institute AUBURN, ALABAMA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1956 6 Pages Number*
Discussion Centers
On Honor Systems
As Leaders Meet
Students Express
Varying Opinion
Honor systems and the Alabama-
Auburn game dominated discussion
at the student leaders'
meeting held at the home of
President Ralph Draughon this
past Monday night. Leaders from
all areas of campus' activity convened
for a look at pressing
problems on the campus today.
Most of the time consumed at
the meeting was spent in discussion
of a proposal that an honor
system suitable for use on the Auburn
campus be studied ancj possibly
later adopted. This topic was
introduced by Bob Beckerle, who
has, for the past few weeks, been
conducting an investigation of
honor systems now in use on other
campuses.
Conclusions reached at the recent
Alabama - Auburn student
body r-elations meeting were read
and discussed. The purpose in
this was to urge cooperation of the
student body here to comply with
these agreements in order that
spirit at the game be shown in
the "true Auburn manner."
, A resolution adopted unanimously
by the two schools was
read. This resolution is as follows:
"Whereas, athletic relations
were successfully resumed between
the University of Alabama
in 1948, after a lapse of forty-one
years; and Whereas, the relations
between the two schools have improved
markedly since the rein-ftitution
of athletic contests as
evidenced by the fine spirit and
friendly rivalry shown by the
spectators at the games played the
past years; Therefore, be it resolved
that: 'We pledge ourselves
that our conduct will continue to
be in keeping with the highest
standards of gentlemenly behavior
so as to further reflect
honor upon our respective institutions
and upon our state'."
Committee formed
It was stated that a committee is
being set up, to be approved by
the student Senate, to look into the
possibility of some sort of an
honor system here.
I t was also suggested that,
rather than jump directly into
an honor system, that perhaps a
transition period might be effected
by the installation of a
voluntary honor code. The need
for some solution to the widespread
problem of cheating here
was stressed by almost everyone.
Also brought up was the occurrence
recently of a number
of thefts in the girls' dorms.
Beckerle used as a demonstration
model of the honor system,
that of Florida State University,
a system which has been f a i r ly r e cently
put into practice there. The
system is based on an honor
pledge which every student must
sign upon admission to the university.
FSU's honor pledge reads: "I
(Continued on Page 2)
'My Sister Eileen'
A SCENE FROM PLAYERS' PRODUCTION ENDING LAST FRIDAY
Fund Drive'Sure9Success
Monday's Total -- $2200
. Last night's "Faculty Follies" presentation brought to
a close the two-week-long All Campus Fund Drive. Donations
had reached $2200—only $300 short of the goal—-late
Monday night.
Cake Race Planned
By ODK For .Dec. 1
Auburn's annual cake race,
sponsored by Omicron Delta
Kappa and track coach Wilbur
Hutsell, is scheduled to get underway
on Tuesday, Dec. 4, at
3:30 p. m. The cake race was
originated several years ago by
Coach Hutsell as a means of finding
undiscovered track talent.
All freshmen boys are excused
from classes at 3 p. m. on Tuesday,
and are required to participate
in the cake race.
The winner will receive a big
kiss from "Miss Auburn," Joyce
Van Tassel, a trophy from ODK,
and a large cake, in addition to
various prizes donated by the
merchants of Auburn. Smaller
cakes will go to the next twenty-four
men across the finish line.
IFC will award a trophy to the
first fraternity having four men
to finish.
The runners will travel the
following route: Start in front
of the Field House, proceed East
on Thach to College, north on
College to Glenn, east on Glenn
to Burton, south on Burton
to Magnolia, west on Magnolia
to Gay, south on Gay to Sam-ford,
west on Samford to Graves
Drive, around Graves Drive to
Bibb, east on Bibb to Duncan,
north on Duncan to Roosevelt,
west on Roosevelt to the football
stadium, and then once around
the track to the finish line.
Lewis Anderson, drives committee
chairman, stated Monday
night that, "I feel sure we will
reach the goal." Contributions had
not been received at that time
from five fraternities, five sororities,
six divisions of Magnolia
Hall, Circle K's "date with Jea-nette
Rouseau" fund raising project,
Holiday Shindig sponsored
by AfO yesterday, and last night's
"Faculty Follies."
During the drive, many events
were planned to get contributions
and to add pleasure to
campus life. There were two
movies, "Jim Thorpe All-American"
which collected $37 and
"The Egg and I"; A Phi Kappa
Tau shoe shine, $97; Circle K.
Club "change race," $114;" and
a Kappa Alpha Theta slave auction
which took in $122. Amounts
collected on the AIO Holliday
Shindig and the Faculty Follies
have not yet been revealed.
The Kappa Alpha Theta slave
auction held Nov. 16 in the Union
Ball Room collected donations
totaling $122.75. According
to the slaves, it was a pretty
thrilling experience to be sold
to the highest bidder and at the
same time help out the drive.
The slaves had maTiy and various
'duties to perform for their
masters. They had to wait on
tables for fraternities, wash cars,
type up papers, shine shoes, and
other interesting jobs.
Members of this year's Drives
Committee were Lewis Anderson,
Atlanta; Patsy Curry, An-niston;
Tom Brakefield. Warrior;
Murray Echols, Birmingham;
Tom Varner, Atlanta;
Katherine Wooten, Covington,
Tenn.; Dave Byars, Birmingham;
and Patsy Barry, Birmingham.
Donations from the drive will
go to six organizations. They are
the American Heart Association,
the American Cancer Association,
World University Service, Cerebral
Palsy. Association, Crusade
for Freedom, and the Auburn
Community Chest.
Leadership Honoraries Select Twelve
Outstanding Men For Membership
Pre-Registration Set
For Juniors, Seniors
Pre - registration for juniors,
seniors and graduate students has
been set for Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday of next week, according
to an announcement from the
registrar's office.
Dates and times are as follows:
Seniors, H-Z, Monday 1 to 4:30
p.m., seniors, A-G, Tuesday 8
a.m. to 4:30 p.m., juniors, M-Z,
Tuesday 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
juniors, A-L, Wednesday 8 a.m.
to 4:30 p.m. Graduate students
may register at any time during
this pre-registration period.
Punched cards may be otbained
as follows: AG—Comer lobby, AR
—Biggin 103, AT—Biggin 311, DR
— Langdon Shops, MU — Music
Bldg., CH, CN and LT—Ross 204,
AD—Thach 223, ED—Thach 205,
PG—Thach 311, AE — Wilmore
162, CE, Ramsey 202-C, EE, ES
and ME—Ramsey 211, IM—L
Bldg. 11, MD—Ramsey 215, TT—
Textile 115, HE—Smith 2, LY—
Main Library, PY—Miller 109, EC,
ST and SY— Tichenor 210, EH—
Samford 315, FL—Tichenor 121,
HY—Samford 305, MH—Broun
214, PS — Tichenor 111, RE —
Tichenor 110, SP—Samford 201,
VM—Cary Hall.
Pre-registration for overload
will not be permitted.
'Beat Bama' Rally
Set For Nov. 29;
Radio Rebroadcasf
"War Eagle!" and "Beat
Bama!" will ring out in Auburn
Thursday night Nov. 29 and
in Birmingham Saturday morning,
Dec. 1. This year's annual
"Beat Bama" pep rally will be
held Thursday and the annual
parade will be held in Birmingham
the following. Saturday
morning.
The pep rally will form behind
Samford Hall at 7 p. m.
and follow the band to the Student
Activities Building where
the rally will be held.
Coach "Shug" Jordan and team
captain Jerry Elliott will be
present to speak to the student
body at this time.
The pep rally will be.tape recorded
for a statewide broadcast
to be made in Birmingham on
Friday night, Nov. 30. The University
of Alabama will also record
part of their pep rally the
same Thursday night and it too
will be broadcast on the same
program as the API rally. Broadcast
time will be from 7 to 7:30
p. m. the Friday before the game
with Bama. Alabama's rally will
be broadcast first at 7 p. m.
and Auburn's rally will be broadcast
at approximately 7:15 p.m.
Following the pep rally there
will be a dance in the Student
Activity Building where the Auburn
Knights will perform. Coeds
have late permission for the
rally and dance.
Head cheerleader Jimmy Crane
requests that "everyone, faculty
included, turn out for this last
pep rally of the year and show
our team more of the famous
"Auburn Spirit."
This year's parade in Birmingham
will assemble at 8:30 a. in.
and will begin promptly at 9 a.
m. Saturday morning, Dec. 1. Auburn,
leading the parade this
year, will be allowed 100 cars in
the parade. Official stickers can
be obtained at the assembly
point named below.
Auburn automobiles will form
on 7th Avenue facing West between
21st and 23rd Streets. Alabama
auto's will form on 7th
Avenue facing West between 23rd
and 25th Streets.
Auburn Engineer
The Auburn Engineer is having
a subscription drive the
week of Nov. 26 through Nov.
30. There will be a table set up
on the ground floor- of Ramsey
Hall where subscriptions will be
taken. Rates for the remaining
six issues will be one dollar.
Subscriptions will also be taken
in Ramsey 313..
Initiation Set
For Winter Quarter
. Omicron Delta Kappa and Blue
Key, national leadership honoraries,
yesterday announced the
names of 12 outstanding juniors
and seniors selected for membership.
Names of the candidates for
membership were posted at the
main gate early yesterday morning.
Each organization is planning
to initiate its six' new members
early next quarter.
NeW ODK members are Lewis
Anderson, Atlanta; Mitch Bradley,
Birmingham; Walter Glenn, Birmingham;
Frank Reeves, Hogansvil-le,
Ga.; Bill Regan, Mobile, and
Ed Williams, Memphis, Tenn.
Students tapped for Blue Key
are Sonny Alsup, Mobile; John
Cooper, Caracus, Venezuela; Doug
Hawkins, Luverne; Hilmer Jones,
Opelika; Ken Mattingly, Hialeah,
Fla., and Bill Sugg, Kalamazoo,
Mich. .
Omicron Delta Kappa has a
threefold purpose: first, to recognize
men who have obtained a
high standard of efficiency in collegiate
activities, and to inspire
others to strive for conspicious attainments
along similar lines;
second, to bring together the most
representative men in all phases
of college life, and third, to bring
together members of the faculty
and student body of the institution
on a basis of mutual interest
and understanding.
Blue Key's object is to study,
discuss and strive to further the
best interests of Auburn; to foster
intercollegiate relations, and to develop
a national collegiate spirit
by placing the stamp of approval
on all college leaders which make
it possible to recognize them
wherever they may be found.
Activities of each new candi- |
date for membership are:
Sonny Alsup—varsity track, A
Club, Theta Chi social fraternity,
vice-president Theta Chi, superintendent
of intramural sports,
Circle K, Arnold Air Society, senior
in ME.
Lewis Anderson—Camps Drive
Committee, superintendent of
campus drives, Union Recreation
Committee, Sigma Chi social fraternity,
junior in BA.
Mitch Bradley—president School
of Engineering, vice - president
School of Engineering, Lambda
Chi Alpha social fraternity, president
Lambda Chi Alpha, vice-president
Engineers' Council, Pi
Mu Epsilon, Pi Tau Sigma, senior
in ME.
John Cooper — commander of
NROTC battalion, Phi Eta Sigma
vice-president, varsity wrestling,
debate team, Tau Kappa Alpha,
NROTC rifle and pistol teams,
asst. section editor Glomerata, Tau
Beta Pi, Pi Tau Sigma, Scabbard
and Blade, Steerage, Phi Delta
Theta social fraternity, Phi Delta
Theta treasurer, SGA Employment
(Continued oh Page 3)
"LOVELIEST OF THE PLAINS'
SARA ALICE STEVENS, sophomore in education, is all set to
bring down a wild turkey or maybe a Seminole Indian. Sara Alice
does all her turkey hunting around Louisville, but this weekend
you might find her camped out over in Dorm 3, lying in wait for
some unwary FSU Seminole.
University Of Alabama, South Carolina
Win TKA Regional Debate Honors Here
University of Alabama and University of South Carol
i n a debate teams topped teams from fourteen southern colleges
and universities which converged on t h e Auburn campus
last week for the Ninth Annual Regional Tau Kappa
Alpha Debate Tournament. Following registration in the
Union Lobby early Friday, judges t h e l i st
timekeepers, and debaters met
in the several prearranged rooms
in the Union and temporary
buildings to begin the first of
five rounds of competition, comprising
a total of seventy debates.
The University of Alabama
team took the top school award
by emerging victorious in the
affirmative 'division. On the opposite
side of the question, negative
debaters from the University
of South Carolina won the
second place award.
Other schools entered were
Mercer, LSU, University of
Florida, Florida State, Howard,
Mississippi Southern, and University
of Tennessee, last year's
host for the tournament. Memphis
State, Duke, Vanderbilt,
Furman, and Auburn complete
CROWD GATHERS TO WATCH BUL LDOGS BURN THURSDAY NIGHT ALPHA OMICRON PI PLEDGES' DOG LANDS ON TOP OF FIRE
AOPi Dog Burns
Brightest At Rally
Alpha Omega Pi took first
place with their bulldog in the
annual "Burn the Bulldog" pep
rally last Thursday night. Phi
Mu came in second and Kappa
Alpha Theta and Alpha Delta Pi
were tied for third place.
The AOP's were presented a
loving cup by the Student Spirit
Committee. Judges for the event
were: Mrs. Cobb of the Architecture
Dept., Lt. Col. Bushey
of the Army ROTC, and Mrs.
Green of the Speech Dept.
Mel McAllister, Superintendent
of Student Spirit, said, "I thought
the Auburn sororities did the
best they have done with this
year's Bulldogs. Pan-Hellenic
had the sororities place the bulldogs
on display in front of the
Union Building, which increased
the interest of the Student Body
in the contest
Prof. John Stovall, Auburn
Debate Council advisor, said of
the Auburn team, "In spite of
the fact that seven of the eight
Auburn debaters were entering'
inter-collegiate debate competition
for the first time and that
substitution was used freely,
they 'did a, creditable job in winning
four of their ten debates."
Stovall and Wally Inscho, with
representatives from Alabama.
Florida State, and Mercer, discussed
the tournament and the
subject to be debated which was
a resolution on direct economic
aid, on television Thursday night.
The panel was moderated by
Mary Ann Norton of API.
Dr. D. W. Mullins, API executive
vice-president, welcomed
the guests officially at the
banquet Friday night. The toast-master
was Dr. William S. Smith,
tournament director. Besides Dr.
Mullins and his wife, other dignitaries
present at the banquet
were Dr. Gregg Phifer, national
secretary of TKA, Dr. Waldo
Braden, Secretary of Speech Association
of America, Prof. Annabel
Hagood, national president
of the American Forensic Association,
and Prof. J o s e ph
Weathcrby, regional governor
of TKA.
Upon conclusion of the tournament
Saturday morning, Gov.
Wcatherby complimented the administration
of the tournament
and the Auburn campus with
these words, "Our group was
very well pleased with the tournament
and impressed with the
campus."
In reply to the many such
compliments, Dr. Smith spoke
for himself and assistant tournament
director Ellis Cross when
he said, "This group was as cooperative
as a whole as any
group for whom I've run a tournament/'
Student Explains India's Five Year Plan
By Man Mohan Varma
As Told To Marie Peinhardt
I n an effoi't to eliminate poverty and to raise its standard
of living, India adopted its first Five-Year P l a n in 1950,
which just recently came to an end. It secured for the common
people a better, richer, and happier life through increased
production and a more equitable distribution of wealth.
The primary objective of the
plan was to lay the foundations
for the building of a more pro-
Man Mohan Varma, a native
of Patiala, Punjab, is
a senior in civil engineering
here. Mr. Varma participated
in India's first five-year
plan by helping loith the project
of building Punjab's
new capital, Chandigarh. A
story concerning this project
has appeared in the Auburn
Engineer.
gressive and diversified economy.
The plan has been successful in
that both agricultural and industrial
production have substantially
increased.
The increase in agricultural
production is shown by the fact
that India produced 13 million
tons of additional food, which
was substantially more than their
original goal of 8.6 million tons.
Mother Nature can doubtlessly
he thanked for this, but human
efforts cannot be ignored, especially
"Shramdan," which is a
system of working without wages.
Irrigation, land reclamation, improved
cultivation, and fertilizer
distribution were other factors
lending to this increased agricul-
2—AUBURN PLAINSMAN Wednesday Nov. 21, 1956
tural production.
Industrial advancement is seen
by the existence of such heavy
industries as fertilizers, locomotives,
aircrafts and shipbuilding.
Rehabilitation of railroads which
were dilapidated as a result of
the war and separation (separation
of India and Pakistan) was
quite valuable to industrial betterment.
National income over the last
five years is estimated to have
risen about 25 per cent, against
the original expectation of 18
per cent.
Many social and economic
problems have been lessened by
the Bhoodan Movement which
gives land to the poor without
cost. Previously, about 45,000,000
acres of land had been collective.
Electricity output and the sale
and production of coal, oil and
power have all tremendously increased
over the five years.
Welfare organizations in which
Where the compliments
are ladled out
These days, it's very often that you
find a guy wearing this Arrow Glen
button-down. It rates plenty of praise for .„
its trim-tailored collar and harmonizing colors
(newest is a subtle blue). There are a dozen shades
to choose from in oxford or broadcloth . . . and a
new Arrow silk striped tie to top it off.
Glen White shirt, £3.95; patterns and solid
colors, £5.00; tie, £2.50.
RICK MILES AUCTIONS OFF FOUR EXOTIC, VEILED THETA SLAVES
women play a leading role are
striving for the abolition of the
Purdah System (in which women
are socially ostracized), which
is a great evil in Indian Society.
These advances have given the
people of India .courage and confidence
and the ability to look
toward the future with great
expectations. With the incorporation
of successive five year plans
India is expected to progress
even more in these five year
leaps.
DEATH WATCH
ARROW-
—first in fashion
SHIRTS • TIES
Student Leaders
(Continued from Page 1)
pledge myself to uphold the highest
standards of honesty in every
phase of my university life, and
I refuse to tolerate dishonesty on
the part of another."
This system uses an honor
court to try cases of cheating,
lying or stealing with the power
to expeil a student found guilty
of the most serious offenses.
Under the system a student observed
to be cheating by another
student is warned to stop. It he
doesn't stop then he is asked to
turn himself in. Failure to do this
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All subjects carrying less than three hours credit, unless in
"Special Schedule" below will be held at the last class meeting prior
to Monday, Dec. 10. (Remedial Math will follow the regular
schedule.)
REGULAR SCHEDULE
Monday, Dec. 10
8:00 a.m. Classes—9:00 a.m.-ll:30 a.m.
1:00 p.m. Classes—1:00 p.m.- 3:30 p.m.
noon Classes—3:30 p.m. -6:00 p.m.
Tuesday, Dec. 11
10:00 a.m. Classes—9:00 a.m.-ll:30 a.m.
9:00 a.m. Classes—1:00 p.m.- 3:30 p.m.
7:00 a.m. Classes—3:30 p.m.- 6:00 p.m.
Wednesday, Dec. 12
11:00 a.m. Classes—9:00 a.m.-ll:30 a.m.
2:00 p.m. Classes—1:00 p.m.- 3:30 p.m.
. 5:00 p.m. Classes—3:30 p.m.- 6:00 p.m.
. Thursday, Dec. 13
3:00 p.m. Classes—9:00 a.m.-ll:30 a.m.
4:00 p.m. Classes—1:00 p.m.- 3:30 p.m.
SPECIAL SCHEDULE
Tuesday, Dec. 4—7:00- 8:30 p.m.—Lab. Exam. CH 103 and 104
Wednesday, Dec. 5—6:00- 7:00 p.m.—Current Events
6—6:00- 8:00 p.m.—Air and Navy ROTC
7—6:00- 8:00 p.m.—Army and Navy ROTC '
Nichols Wins AED
Freshman Award
Edward Tyler Nichols, Auburn,
received the Alpha Epsilon Delta
award for maintaining a higher
scholastic average than all
other freshmen in pre-medicine
pre-dentistry, and laboratory
technology.
Following the presentation, a
panel discussion was conducted
by. medical students from the
University of Alabama.
AED will hold its next meeting
on November 27, at which
time new members will be initiated.
Sigma Chi, Tri Delt?
Top Bridge Play
Sigma Chi and Tri Delt took
top honors in the Bridge Tournament
held on November 12 and
13 in the banquet room of the
Student Union Building. This
tournament was one of the several
inter-organizational activities
that, are planned by the Union
Recreational Committee.
Fred Lawrence and Jimmy
Hannon composed the winning
Sigma Chi team, and Barbara
Sanders teamed with Sylvia
Searbrough to bring back the
honors for Tri Delt.
Thursday,
Friday,
Saturday,
Dec.
Dec.
Deo. 8- -9:00-11:30 a.m.—Economics 101, 201, 202
1:00- 3:30 p.m.—English 101 and 103
3:30-6:00 p.m.—English 010, 102, and 104
Monday, Dec. 10-6:30- 9:00 p.m.—History 107
will result in the student's being
reported to .the honor court for
trial. All honor court cases are reviewed
by a faculty review board.
Caution stressed
IFC President Sam Crain stressed
the need for being cautious in
accepting -too quickly the system
of another school. He stated that
Auburn, as a unique school in itself,
should investigate eyery possibility
of defeating cheating and
work out a system all its own, one
that would be suitable for the particular
problems that Auburn
alone faces.
Draughon put In that he wished
the entire faculty could be in
on the discussion in progress.
He felt that they.would appreciate
the student Ideas expressed.
He stated that at one time,
with a much smaller study body,
Auburn had an honor system,
but that it had . broken down
with growth and corrpution on
the honor court. He also stated,
the need for working as fast as
possible but with care that the
best solution be found..
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Slave Sale Brings Fund Drive $123;
Thetas Plan Annual Pledge Auction
Kappa Alpha Theta's Slave
Auction, a money-raising project
for the Campus Fund
Drive, proved to be such an
overwhelming success on the
Auburn campus that it has
been decided to make this
auction an annual affair, announced
the sponsoring sorority,
last week.
The and ion drew a near-capacity
crowd to the Union Ballroom
last Friday, and fifteen
pledge-slaves were sold for a
total of $123. .
Top price for a slave was $17;
however, the buyer did not have
to pay the entire amount because
the bidding was done in
Chinese fashion. Under Chinese
auction practice, each bidder
pays the difference between his
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Saturday
NOVEMBER 24
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NOVEMBER 25-26
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bid and the previous bid. Thus
the amount spent by a buyer is
only a part of the final selling
price.
Reports are that the slaves
had to • perform tasks which
"ranged from typing a 26-page
term paper to setting the table
for supper at the Lambda Chi
Alpha house. Other tasks included
polishing innumerable
pairs of shoes, washing white
sidewalls, ironing and in general,
waiting on the "slave-drivers"
hand and foot. One slave
even administered an electric
shave. .
Rick Miles and Buddy Wood
served as auctioneers, and much
of the success of the auction was
due to their skill in handling the
bidding, stated the Theta pledge
group.
Chairman of the Slave Auction
was Suzanne Lally, president of
Kappa Alpha Theta. The girls
who served as slaves were Barbara
Bouie, Melanie Terrell,
Noel Eggc, Carol Ann Hart, Bas-hiba
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senior in ME.
Walter Glenn—chairman Religious
Emphasis Week, executive
secretary and secretary-treasurer
of Southern University Student
Government Associations, SGA
secretary, Village Fair Central
Committee, Steerage, co-chairman
Better Speakers Committee, president
and director BSU training
union, S C R A representative,
junior in SL.
Doug Hawkins—Glomerata section
editor, editor Tiger Cub, Pi
Kappa Phi social fraternity, president
Pi Kappa Phi, Plainsman
staff, Alabama Farmer veterinary
editor, Interfraternity Council,
AVMA, junior in VM.
Hilmer Jones — superintendent
student welfare, vice president
Block and Bridle Club, secretary
Agriculture Club, vice president
School of Veterniary Medicine,
SCRA, Alpha Psi fraternity,
president Alpha Psi, president
AVMA, president BSU, president
Agricultural Council, . ICF, Phi
Kappa Phi, Alpha Zeta, Gamma
Sigma Delta, staff Auburn Veterinarian
and Alabama Farmer,
senior in VM.
Ken Mattingly—superintendent
public relations, Village Fair Central
Committee, Squires, Sophomore
senator, Delta Tau Delta
social fraternity, junior in EP.
Frank Reeves—co-captain football
team, A Club, Village Fair
Central Committee, Plainsman
sports editor, captain freshman
Faculty Club Plans
Annual Meeting Dec. 5
The Faculty Club will hold its
annual meeting on December 5,
at 4 p. m. in the Club's Lounge
in the Auburn Union.
Officers for the coming year
will be announced during the
meeting. Elections are being carried
on now, by secret mailed
ballot. ^ >
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lost outside Y-Hut (Players
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Bob McEntyre at Biggin Hall or
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U n i o n Recreation Committee
chairman, Sigma Chi social fraternity,
Sigma Chi rush chairman,
Sigma Chi campus activities
chairman, ASME, Student Spirit
Committee, Village Fair Committee,
Spring Show, senior in ME.
Bill Sugg—president School of
Science and Literature Phi Eta
Sigma, sophomore senator, junior
senator, Village Fair Central
Committee, Greek Week Committee,
1FC, president of Squires,
Alpha Epsilon Delta, Sigma Phi
Epsilon social fraternity, president
of Sigma Phi Epsilon, senior in
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Plainsman, sports editor Plainsman,
Tau Beta Pi, Pi Tau Sigma,
ASME, Arnold Air Society, Montgomery
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What Type Honor Plan? 4—AUBURN PLAINSMAN — Wednesday Nov. 21, 1958
llTTlf MAN ON CAMPUS by Dick Bibler
The plausibility of an honor system
at Auburn was the topic of conversation
at a recent student leaders' meeting on
the campus. This is a subject that will
bear considerable investigation and planning
before it can ever become a reality.
Knowing what we now know about
honor systems as they function on other
campuses we can say only this: honor
systems as used elsewhere would not
function here. This is not to say, however,
that some sort of a plan could not
be worked out for our own situation.
The basis for successful operation of
an honor system anywhere is, and should
be, the matter of an individual's personal
pride in his own strength of character
and reputation. The weakness we find in
other schools' honor systems is merely
that a student is on his honor to report
another student who is cheating any way.
Let us analyze the situation as it exists
here and any other place where cheating
is a problem.
We have a number of schools here on
the campus, each using its own teaching
techniques and examination types. Also
we have certain classes, such as English
and mathematics, where the members are
enrolled in many schools. In each of these
cases we run into unique problems.
Probably classes in which cheating is
most prevalent are those with large numbers
of students or those in which the
quizzes are of the true-false or multiple
choice types. Reasons for this are easy
to see. Large numbers force close proximity
of students and lend the opportunity
to cheat. True-false and multiple choice
quizzes make it easier for an answer to be
copied.
In contrast, smaller classes make it
less difficult for an instructor to observe
the individual members of his class. Thus
it is harder for a student to get away with
cheating. Too, in such schools as engineering
where long and involved problems
are the rule, it is difficult for a student to
get the complete information from someone
else's examination paper down onto
his own.
Another factor here is attitude. If an
individual has spent several hours working
on a problem and has arrived at an
answer it is not likely that he will be
willing to give this hard earned information
to someone else for the asking.
We also feel, although we have no
concrete evidence to back it up, that cheating
is more prevalent among lowerclass-men.
Probably this is due, again, to attitude.
A student approaching graduation is
beginning to feel the responsibility he
has to himself to get the most out of his
education. The freshman is more interest-
.ed in advancing into the upper class
circles.
The question that then arises is: What
can we do to cut down on cheating here?
The answer, quite obviously, lies in
attitude. How can the student's attitude
be set so that he will have no desire to
cheat?
Let's look at what effect cheating has
on individuals in an institution of higher
learning. Whom does it really hurt?
The immediate effect is on the grades
of those involved. If grading is done on
the curve then the cheater lowers everyone
else in relation to himself and so
forces lower grades on them. If grading
is not done on a curve then his grade is
still higher, in relation to everyone else.
So in either case he has raised himself
to levels above those he could or would
obtain by doing his own work. How then
does this affect him with respect to everyone
else?
Companies interviewing seniors for
jobs almost invariably look first at a student's
grades. This is the standard by
which a student can be judged most easily
as to his ability in his chosen field. Then
naturally the student with the highest
grades, whether gotten by fair means or
foul, is likely to get the job. Thus other
students are cut out.
Sooner or later, however, the cheater
will be discovered and will be replaced.
This does not help the immediate situation
of the graduating senior with self
earned grades, however.
Then it seems to us that the logical
thinking college student would want to .
discourage cheating among classmates in*
order to preserve his own chances for a
job upon graduation. Why, then, is cheating
thought to be the thing to do for so
many coming up?
This, to us, is the crux of the problem.
If the real meaning of cheating could
be brought into the minds of all the students,
we feel that cheating would die out.
Perhaps the committee set up to study
the problem will consider some of these
possibilities in coming up with a final
solution. We are looking forward to seeing
the results of good thinking on the matter—
results tailored to the needs of Auburn
and its own particular situations and
problems.
Challenges 'Auburn Spirit'
One of our football games with more
tradition tied up in it than probably any
other will be coming up next week. It is
during such a game as this that we of Auburn
must be especially on our toes to
guard against any incident that would
cast discredit upon our school.
No one here was particularly sweating
the game until the Tide upset Tulane
to foster the Auburn spirit
HAL MORGAN
Editor
BOB TARTE,
ED WILLIAMS Managing Editors
Terry White - - - —- News Editor
Larry Jones _ - - Art Editor
George Wendell Sports Editor
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a couple of weeks back. Now there is
pretty general agreement that this could
be more of a game than we realized before.
This game is one that we look forward
to each year with anticipation. Not
only do we look to the probability of
beating Bama but also to the certainty of
a great party weekend. Then it is up to
us to see that we can continue to play
these games.
The Auburn-Alabama series began in
February of 1893. Since that time a total
of twenty games have been played, with
Auburn holding a slight edge of ten wins,
nine losses and one tie. But in 1907 the
series was discontinued due to overen-thusiastic
demonstration of spirit by the
two schools. It wasn't until 1948 that officials
in both schools were willing to
take the chance of starting athletic contests
between the schools again.
Since 1948 there have occurred no incidents
to mar the more recent records of
both institutions with regard to conduct
among the students. Perhaps this has been
due in part to the meetings between leaders
of both student bodies to discuss relations
for the game, but we are inclined
to feel that it has been more a credit to
the individual student bodies as a whole
that no degrading occurrences have appeared.
Spirit for the game will be high and
the presence of a great many alumni will
contribute to this feeling. We can do little
toward stimulating the real "Auburn
Spirit" within alumni with whom we have
almost no contact at all. However, we can
show, by example, how real Auburn students
conduct themselves.
If we carry this same spirit out onto
the streets and into the stadium at Birmingham
next weekend, then we can live
up to the reputation for which Auburn
students have long been noted. Each of
us must do his part in keeping our demonstrations
wholesome and free from incidents
which can cause a black mark
against Auburn. Thus we can continue,
year after year, to meet Alabama on the
gridiron and elsewhere with our heads
high.
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paperback edition. The story presents
a fast moving and vivid picture
of Conrad Moricund, cynic,
mystic, astrologer and dope addict,
and of the events that take place
when he visits Mr. Miller!s home
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As is usual for Mr. Miller, the
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strangely enough, presented in
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The "essay" is concerned with
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peace, contentment, and joy, and
how mankind, after building various
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objective, and has allowed the
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reading.
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One or two curious readers have
questioned us as to the origin of
the name of this space. Several
(both of them) have even offered
to send along copies of that most
interesting harangue, How to Live
Without Liquor, by Dr. Ralph A.
Habas. In answed to these queries,
and to the concern that both of
these good people have displayed
in my belief, please allow me to
quote Mr. Robert Service:
The Bottle
When first into this life I burst,
My infant wails to throttle,
My mother gratified my thirst
By giving me a bottle.
'Twas milk, of course, but how
I made
It gush to my subsistence;
And ever since, the bottle's played
A part in my existence.
It's never done me any ill,—
Least none that I'm aware of;
But if it does, I have the will
Immediately to swear off.
So in my cellar cool and dark
Are wines my heart to kindle,
And ere I lose this living spark
I hope to make them dwindle.
If Ma had fed me at the breast
I might have been teetotal.
Poor dear! She knew wha.t was
the best,
And raised me on the bottle.
Let water from my board be
banned, v
. And though my nose it mottle,
Here's to wine's jolly sunshine and
The boon that's in the Bottle!
PASSING STREAM
Students Study Honor System
A few weeks ago I wrote a col-um
about the honor system and
the need for one here at Auburn.
The column was written as the
result of a rather casual effort on
my part to find out a little bit
about the workings of the honor
system at other schools. I believed
then, as I do now, that
something was missing here on
our campus—something that other,
schools are benefitting from. The
honor system seems to be a very
workable answer.
Perhaps many of us don't realize
just how great the need for
such a solution has become. Students
in the .various schools on
campus have reported an increasing
amount of cheating on quizzes
and examinations. The incidence
of stealing in the girls' dormitories
has increased to such an extent
that in one dormitory a ruling has
been made to the effect that no
girl may enter another girl's room
unless she is in the room. Girls are
asked to lock their closets when
they leave for classes or dates.
And the number of bad checks being
signed has risen to ridiculous
proportions. In the face of this, the
familiar comment, "I don't think
we need an honor system," be- '
comes slightly ludicrous.
For a long time, there have been
those who have realized the need
of doing something about it. But
beyond one or two sketchy investigations
of the situation, nothing
has been attempted. Now, as
a result of an increase in student
interest, a committee has been'
formed to try and find a workable
solution to the problem—the Honor
System Committee.
This is entirely a student undertaking,
and is as representative
of our campus as is practically
workable. Represetend on this
committee are WSGA, SGA, Student
Spirit Committee, Student
Welfare Committee, Inter-fraternity
Council, Panhellenic Council,
BY ANNE RIVERS
Religious Emphasis Week Committee,
Student Council on Religious
Activities, The Plainsman
and the various church groups.
They have set up a long-range
planning program, but the immediate
work at hand is to determine
the extent of the need
here, for which a tentative student
poll has been set up. This poll
will be designed to reach every
possible section of the campus,
and will try to determine the students'
attitude about cheating,
stealing, and dishonesty in general,
the real extent to which it is present
on campus and student reaction
to an honor system.
Also, literature from many other
schools under the honor system
will be studied thoroughly and, if
possible, modified and adapted to
Auburn's own particular needs.
Through panels, articles, lectures,
and all types of publicity, the
system will be presented to the
student body for consideration.
The committee is prepared to
study every workable solution to
this problem.
Perhaps an honor system can't
be put in this year. It will take a
lot of work, a lot of preparation,
a lot of publicity, and a lot of
getting used to. There will, perhaps,
be a good deal of opposition
to the plan. And there will be
thorny problems particularly to
Auburn that will have to be
worked out. Perhaps the answer
will not be the honor system—but
there is a definite need, a need
that our present system is not
satisfying. I believe we, as Auburn
students and intelligent
young people, owe it to the committee
and ourselves to give this
undertaking our wholehearted cooperation—
and at least our honest
and careful consideration. I believe
that this is a step forward
' toward something that Auburn
has needed for a long time.
I sure do hate to see Thanksgiving
arrive. Now I have to miss
half a day Wednesday and two
whole days Thursday and Friday
that I could be going to the same
ole boring classes—that of course
was as sarcastic as I ever meant
a sentence to be.
What a relief it will be to do
nothing for a day or two. By nothing
I mean nothing to do with the
dear institution in which we are
spending four of the most fruitful
years of our life.
I 'spect most of us boys will
catch up on some good homecook-ed
food, and spend as many daylight
hours as there are in the
woods hunting. I'm going to forget
completely (as if I ever knew
them) the laws of physics, social
science and diminishing returns.
I'm going to think soley on the
"laws of hunger, laziness and love;
treating each with its proper respect.
The only real regret I have for
the arrival of Thanksgiving is that
in four days -it will be over and
once more I must return to the
Loveliest Village and "give 'em
hell" for eighteen or nineteen
more days. It really makes you
wonder if it's all worth it. . . .
I was standing downtown Saturday
morning and saw Coach
Jordan drive up in his car. He
didn't seem too pleased with the
drizzling rain at the moment. I
wonder if he thought things would
work out as successfully as they
did in Columbus. Later I saw
Frank Reeves walk into Lipscomb's.
I wonder if he thought
he'd be in the middle of a Georgia-
Auburn brawl before the day
was over. I seriously doubt i t . . ..
Some look with disfavor upon
the outburst of emotions shown in
the game Saturday. But it is encouraging
to know that the Auburn
eleven is "keyed up" in a
ball game.
There is a famous annual affair
approaching — the Toilet Bowl.
For those of you who don't recognize
this name it is a tackle foot-bal
game between the brothers of
Sigma Nu and Theta Chi. The
tickets are usually 25 cents and
all proceeds go to the Bruce
Greenhill Scholarship for students
in journalism. The game will be
played Saturday, Dec. 8.
Few students realize the cost
and effort put into the Lecture and
Concert Series. Last week's presentation
of the "Best of Steinbeck"
cost $1,750. The Auburn
students' culture should increase
rapidly at this price. . . .
Congratulations to Rick Miles
and Buddy Wood for the fine job
they did on the Theta's Slave
Auction. Slaves were seen serving
meals, washing cars, shaving their
masters and doing odd jobs. I hear
that close to one hundred dollars
CHARLES DUNLAP
was raised for the Fund Drive.
While we're on the subject —
thanks to Louis Anderson and his
committee for their ceaseless efforts
on the drive. . . .
The Senate met last week and
passed on the Agronomy Club as
API's newest member of our clubs
and organizations. Agronomy is
the application of scientific principles
to the cultivation of land...
I hope some of you will come
back to Auburn Saturday and help
the cheerleaders and band push
our boys to another victory. The
student spirit was greater at the
Georgia game than I've ever heard
and we'll need some hollering this
Saturday to keep our eleven on
top. F.S.U. will by no means be
a push over. . . .
Thursday night, Nov. 29th is the
date for the Beat Bama Pep Rally.
Fifteen minutes of the program
will be recorded for presentation
on a statewide radio network. The
pep rally will be in the Student
Activities Building and there will
be a dance afterward. . . .
One final sober note—Thanksgiving
is surely a time for verbal
expression of our thanks to God,
but we mustn't let Thanksgiving
end with words. Let's show our
sincerty by backing up our thanks
with actions. One sermon acted
out is worth a hundred only
preached. This weekend, give of
yourself to God. . . .
OUTDOOR LORE
Perhaps the most hard down
hunting to be found in Alabama is
turkey hunting. A hunter will
walk more miles, get colder, stay
in the woods longer, forget more
meals and cuss lounder on a turkey
hunt than on any other type
of hunt, yet he'll jump at every
chance to go. He'll forsake home,
job, wife and children to get a
shot at a big gobbler. He'll even
give up smoking, for turkeys can
smell it a mile away.
Why go to such extremes to kill
a.turkey? You can buy one at almost
any market, and it'll surely
be fatter than a wild bird. Well,
I'll tell you why. As I mentioned
before, turkey hunting requires
more skill, patience and plain good
luck than any type hunting I have
ever done. Hunters—good ones too
—have hunted turkeys for four or
five years without killing a bird.
Men who live in areas where there
are turkeys rarely hunt anything
but these magestic birds once
they've been on a hunt. Turkey
hunting gets into one's blood and
is hard to get out, for this type of
hunting offers perhaps the greatest
test a hunter's prowess will
ever encounter.
An old bearded torn is recognized
as being the wisest, craftiest
and hardest to kill of all game
birds, if not of all North American
game. These birds can see the
batting of an eyelash at 50 yards,
take two long strides and dissap-pear,
or often just melt in the
forest background and never be
seen again by the person who batted
the eye. Invariably if one sees
a turkey in range in a wooded
area, the bird will step behind a
tree or a palmetto. The hunter will
wait anxiously, gun in hand,
trembling madly, expecting the
bird to step from behind the obstruction.
Eight times out of ten
the hunter will never see the bird
again, for the bird will either
stand behind the protective object
on ona foot and wait to make
sure all's well before he comes into
the open again, or will take off
in a direction that will put the
tree or palmetto between the bird
L e t t e r s To
The Editor
Dear Editor:
It is time someone realized the
complete lack of intellectual curiosity
on the Auburn campus.
Anne River's column . . . explained
the discouraging situation very
clearly.
I have been here at API for a
quarter and am appalled by the
narrow circle of conversation and
interests of the average Auburn
student. This includes upperclass-men
as well as freshmen.
Ample mental stimulation is
provided by the professors, but
when class is over the student's
mind is closed to everything except
social activities. Certainly
college life has more to offer than
just football games and movies.
Self-expression is stifled. We
need more unconventional thinkers
to stir the majority who conform
to the worn-out mold of the
average, unconcerned, "fun-loving"
API student.
A Freshman.
Turkey Hunting
and the hunter.
The fall turkey season opens
Thanksgiving Day and ends Jan.
1. The spring season begins March
20 and runs through April 15.
Only gobblers may be killed and
the limit is one per day or five
during the entire 1956-57 season.
Hunting for turkeys is allowed
only in specific areas. (Check
these areas in the publication,
"Alabama Hunting, Fishing and
Trapping Seasons 1956-57" issued
by the Alabama Department of
Conservation.)
Hunting turkeys in the fall is
very exciting. It is a heart-pounding
thrill to see a crafty old hen
leading a drove of young hens and
gobblers to feeding areas in the
early, misty hours of morning and
to hear the clucking and putting
of the drove as they move along.
However, spring is - the most
exciting time to hunt these magnificent
birds to most hunters,
for in the spring all the beauty
and majesty of the courting pageant
takes place. Hunters have
stood or sat with mouth agape,
watching a courting scene until
they completely forgot about the
loaded gun in their hands, or just
plain hated to bring to an end
such a scene. The strutting, fan-:
ning, beating of wings, and gobbling
of the big toms is a magnificent
thing to behold.
Few big gobblers are seen in
BY WARDLAW LAMAR
the fall for they group together
in twos and threes, or else live by
themselves in the colder months.
However, in the spring they come
forth in all their splendor and
egotism, ready to challenge any
and all comers in order to protect
the harems of hens they have
chosen. The older birds, with their
long coarse beards (I have seen
beards ten inches long) and
bronze-appearing plumage afford
quite a spectacle—one that no
hunter can quite ever forget.
Turkeys are hunted from stands
near feeding and watering areas,
or are stalked. The latter way of
hunting requires the greater skill.
Turkey calls, of which there are
countless types, are a great help
to hunters in locating and getting
game in range.
Roosting of a drove of turkeys
is a fortunate thing for a hunter
for he knows the general vicinity
in which the birds will be the
next morning.
Many hunters use high velocity
loads of number five and four
shot for the hunting of these
birds, yet I was told by an experienced
hunter that standard
loads of size six shot are sufficiently
powerful to kill turkeys.
Whatever the type gun or ammunition
used, a hunter is in for
real adventure when he takes to
the woods in search of this wisest
of all birds.
BELIEVE
Faith Versus Conformity
One of the most degenerating
faculties of our American youth
today is their readiness to conform,
in preference to building
concrete personal convictions upon
sound thought. It may be that
we refrain from thinking for ourselves;
more than likely, it is the
desire to find favor in the eyes of
other people.
We do not choose a charcoal
suit, pink shirt, and striped tie
because it is "the thing to wear,"
if perchance it happens to be the
style at that moment. Furthermore,
we drink "Cokes" mostly because
other people do rather than
for the taste value, and personal
preference. Perhaps it could best
be illustrated in the coed smoking
problem. The- girl does not
usually begin smoking- because
she likes the taste of cigarettes,
but because "the other girls are
doing it."
This certainly is not the foundation
upon which* our present freedom
and democracy were built.
Yet it could easily become the
termite that destroys that foundation
which is courage, honesty,
truth, and honor. This practice is
becoming so prevalent among us
that we are using it as motives
lor our action.
It it were a local pro'olem it
would not be dangerous; but since
it is on a national scale, it could
easily become a real threat to our
democracy in the future, for behind
it lies a fear of being ridiculed
for action stemming from
basic convictions.
One of the greatest missionaries
and teachers wrote to his friends,
admonishing them to "be not conformed
to this world; but be yet
transformed by the renewing of
your minds. . . ." Or in the modern
day English, "Don't let the world
BY PAUL SMITH
around you squeeze you into its
own mold, but let God remold
your minds from within so that
you may prove in practice that the
plan of God for you is good."
Surely this comes as a command
to us in our day.
.1 believe that God would have
us substitute faith for conformity *%,
and live our deepest conviction
daily regardless of consequences,
believing that "all things worked
together for good of those who
love the Lord. . . ."
Then instantly you ask, "What
is faith?" "Now faith means putting
full confidence in the things
we hope for, it means being certain
of things we cannot see."
"Through faith we understand
that the worlds were framed by
the word of God."
Why should we not allow one
who created the world and placed
its laws of nature in perfect harmony
to direct our lives and decisions
for courses of action? If
He is capable of guiding through -
the boundless sky the certain 'A
flight of a migratory waterfowl, \
surely He will not suffer our feet
to be moved from the narrow path
of faith. Faith cannot be functional
unless it is exercised. We cannot
exercise our faith if we conform
to the approval of the masses
without giving serious thought to
the resultant effect and morality
of our action.
If the Will of God and the approval
of the crowd coincide, then
follow the crowd. But when the
paths of God and the crowd diverge,
which shall we follow?
With whom shall we walk?
Should we seek the approval of
man rather than God? Conformity
can be best the course of action
only when we in faith conform to
the will of God the Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit.
Wally Butts Took A Little Walk,
Then Watched The Tigers Run
A little after 1:00 in the afternoon, Wally Butts walked onto the
playing field at Columbus' Memorial Stadium to look at its condition.
If he wanted a wet one, it must, have been too dry because Auburn
won easily, 20-0.
This was the first time in the 64-year history of the series that
the Tigers had beaten Georgia four consecutive times. The Bulldogs
had dumped Auburn in six games over the 1926-1931 stretch and five
more between 1944 and 1948 while Auburn went through two periods,
1913-1919 and 1935-1939 without losing, but each of these streaks
included a tied tilt.
War Eagler "Shug" Jordan might be termed a pupil
of Butts having been as assistant to "The Little Round Man"
prior to his triumphal return to Auburn. If so, he has certainly
been an apt one for his Tiger teams hold a 4-2 edge over Butts'
boys.
The numerous incidents of "illegal slugging" occuring in the
game are probably better off forgotten, but we did manage to get
an indirect quote from Riley Gunnels, one of the Georgia "ejectees."
According to a personal friend of his, Riley said after the game that
he. was keyed up to such an extent that "it just seemed like he
couldn't hold himself back." Anyway, he claimed the injury to quarterback
Billy Hearn had nothing to do with the flare-ups.
The Georgians really felt beforehand that they would win and
had Jerry Elliott, Ben Preston, and Howell Tubbs not combined
their efforts to stop Knox Culpepper at the Tigers' 30 yard line
on the opening Georgia drive, the outcome might have been
different.
Perhaps Auburn's cheerleaders should start for the games earlier
since they let the Georgia's cheering section get in 25 minutes of
uninterrupted noise before they arrived. But actually Auburn lost
very little in spirit prestige for Charley Crowder did a pretty good
job in their absence, leading a rousing "two-bits, four-bits."
Bobby Hoppe appears to have really founcPhimself now. With
Tommy Lorino, he gives Auburn a solid one-two punch which can
keep opponents completely off-balance.
Saturday he romped for 76 yards in eight carries and just missed
breaking away several times. He seemed to take advantage of his
interference better than before and as usual he played a sharp defensive
game.
And Georg
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Tigers Try For 14th In A Row;
Atkins Runs Well Against Georgia
Auburn's resurging Tigers will go after their fourteenth straight
win in Cliff Hare Stadium this Saturday when they take on the
Seminoles of Florida State University. This will mark the second
meeting of the two clubs as Auburn came out on top in their last
meeting in 1954 by a score of 33-0.
The Seminoles, members of no conference, will be trying to
nail down their second important win in as many weeks. Last Saturday
they snapped a 14 game winning streak for Mississippi Southern
as they downed the Southerners 20-19.
The Tigers, on the other hand, will be trying to make it
three in a row, having previously defeated Georgia last week
and Mississippi State two weeks ago. Also this game will serve
as a warm-up to the annual Auburn-Alabama classic.
Auburn's stock in fullbacks for the 1957 season soared upward
Saturday as Billy Atkins, second stringer behind Jim Walsh, proved
to 28,000 fans that he not only had the determination but the ability
to make the big step into a starting position next year. In Billy's
first seven games he picked up only 15 yards on five carries.
But against Georgia he was not to be denied as he ran for 37
yards on five carries. One of these runs was a 17 yard TD sprint in
the first quarter. The 6 foot, 190 pound junior is being used sparsely
this year but next year should be called upon for heavy duty.
:!: * $
Last week in this column we mentioned the fact that the
SEC was the strongest league in the country. We backed this
statement by the fact that five SEC teama were in contention for
a possible bowl bid. Among these teams we listed Florida. Since
then we have been enlightened to the fact that Florida is on
suspension by the NCAA and could not accept a bowl bid even if
they finished the rest of their season undefeated.
Although Auburn is banned from any possible New Year's Day
game this year the Tigers will be well represented in the annual
Blue-Grey tilt in Montgomery. Howell Tubbs, Chuck Maxime, Ernie
Danjean and Jerry Elliott have already been selected to appear in
the Rebel-Yankee classic.
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IN THE WORLD
BUT—
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Bowl-Bound Seminoles May Not Be "Breather" After All
Auburn Plays Host To FSU
Over Thanksgiving Weekend
By Paul Hemphill
, Plainsman Sports Writer
Back in September, Auburn's Thanksgiving weekend date
with Florida State looked like a breather—a chance to r e l
a x before heading to Birmingham for the annual battle
with Alabama . . . But now, only four days before t h e game,
i t s a different story.
Coach Tom Nugent's Seminoles,
rebuilding and shooting
for a future SEC berth, are not
going to be the pushovers they
appeared to be at the beginning
of the season.
After Saturday's 20-19 victory
over Mississippi Southern,
FSU was offered a berth in Orlando's
Tangerine Bowl on New
Year's day. Previously they had
been approached by the Sun
Bowl of El Paso. Depending on
whether a suitable opponent can
be found, they are expected to
take one of the bids.
Seven SEC Teams
To Be In Action
During Holidays
Only seven SEC squads see
action this week, and the head-liner
will be the Georgia Tech-
Florida fracas in Jacksonville.
Last Saturday Tech downed
Alabama 27-0, while the Gators
enjoyed an open date.
The only other match between
conference rivals will be the
Tennessee-Kentucky scrap in
Knoxville. The Vols pasted Ole
Miss 27-7 last week and the
Wildcats beat Xavier 33-0.
The other games this week will
find Auburn playing host to
FSU, who snapped Mississippi
Southern's 14-game w i n n i ng
streak last Saturday. Alabama
takes on the ambitious Southerners,
while LSU will visit Arkansas.
The remainder of the league
will rest in preparation for tra- (
ditional battles next week.
Results of other encounters last
week found Vanderbilt being u p ended
by Tulane 13-6, Mississippi
State trouncing LSU 32-
13, and Auburn taking Georgia
20-0.
SEC STANDINGS
Tennessee
Florida
Ga. Tech
Ole Miss
Tulane
Kentucky
Auburn
Alabama
Vanderbilt
Miss. State
Georgia
LSU
4 0
5 1
5 1
3 2
3 2
4 3
3 3
2 4
2 4
2 4
1 5
0 5
1.000
.833
.833
.600
.600
.571
.500
.333
.333
.333
.167
.000
In only their second year in
big-time football, the Seminoles
have already begun to make a
name for themselves > among
their bigger brothers. T h r ee
weeks ago, they held top-ranked
Miami, to a 20-7 margin in losing
to the Hurricanes in Miami.
And if you believe in comparative
scores, look at this—
in their second game of the season
the Seminoles held Georgia
for three quarters before bowing,
3-0. Two week ends ago,
the Floridans whipped Furman,
which lost to Auburn earlier by
a 41-0 score.
Overall, State's record stands
at 5-3-1. The other defeat came
at the hands of VPI. Besides
Mississippi Southern, the Seminoles
have beaten Ohio University,
North Carolina State, and
Villanova. They were tied with
Wake Forest, 14-14.
With an abundance of good
ends and quarterbacks, the FSU
strong point has been its passing
attack. Quarterbacks Vic Prinzi
and Len Swantic have done most
of their throwing to ends Ron
Schomburger and Bob Nellums.
Comparatively weak at fullback,
halfbacks Leo Corso, Buck Metts,
and Bobby Renn, a converted
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Auburn Harriers
Take Second
In SEC Meet
Auburn finished second to
Tennessee in the Southeastern
Conference cross country meet
Monday. Defending dhampions,
the Tigers placed only one man
among the first four runners.
Ellsworth Richter trailed the
Vol's Ed Murphy with a time of
21:40 for the 4.4 mile Atlanta
course. Murphy set a new record
of 21:21.8, eclipsing the old mark
made by Auburn's Johnny Barton
just two years ago.
The Tennesseans dominated
the meet, taking first, third,
fourth and fifth places while Auburn's
O. H. Wesley, Vic Talbert
and Mavern Parker, came in
eighth, ninth and tenth respectively.
The six teams entering the
meet scored as follows: Tennessee,
26; Auburn, 51; Georgia
Tech, 75; Florida, 104; Georgia
113; and Alabama 126.
Out On rf MtM
Game
AUburn-FSU
Alabama-Miss. So.
Clemson-Virginia
Florida-Georgia Tech
Iowa-Notre Dame
LSU-Arkansas
Northwestern-Illinois
Ohio State-Michigan
Tennessee-Kentucy
Texas Tech-Houston
Writers' records
Percentage
Morgan
Auburn
Ala.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
111.
Mich.
Tenn.
Houston
57-30
.655
Williams
Auburn'
M.S.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
N.W.
Mich.
Tenn.
Houston
67-20
.770
Hargrove
Auburn
Ala.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
111.
Ohio St.
Tenn.
Houston
60-27
.690
Black
Auburn
Ala.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
111.
Mich.
Tenn.
Houston
61-26
.701
Wendell
Auburn
M.S.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
111.
Mich.
Tenn.
Tex. Tech
61-26
.701
Hemphill
Auburn
Ala.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
• 111.
Ohio St.
Tenn.
Houston
. 57-30
.655
Consesus
Auburn
Ala.
Clem.
Tech
Iowa
Ark.
111.
Mich.
Tenn.
Houston
Sports Editor George Wendell picked eight out of ten correctly last week to move into a tie with
second place Bob Black, but he failed to gain on the leader, Ed Williams who also had an 8-2 mark.
The consensus had just six winning choices, and eight outsiders did better than that. Claire Sloan,
Ralph Andrews, George Garner McBride, Tommy S ellers, Dwight Powell and Buddy Wood all managed
to list eight victors while George Brunner and Robert DeLoach has seven. Among the Plainsman
prognosticators, Paul Hemphill, long on the bottom of the heap, made seven sparkling choices and
caught up with Editor Hal Morgan who could only forsee five games. If you would like to try your
hand at outguessing the "experts," put your list of winners on a slip of paper and turn it in at the
Union Building desk before 5 p.m. Those who do better than the consensus will find their names
included in this space.
Georgia Takes IL.On The Chin, 20-0
By George Bruner
Plainsman Sports Writer
'4
A u b u r n took its f o u r t h straight victory over Georgia in
Columbus Saturday, 20-0. The h a r d fought battle was highlighted
by t w o Howell Tubbs to R e d P h i l l i p s TD passes a nd
numerous rounds of fisticuffs.
Tubbs surprised everyone, including the A u b u r n coaches,
by flinging a seventy-yard scoring
aerial into the outstretched
arms of Phillips on the Tigers'
first play from scrimmage. Big
Red gathered it in on the Georgia
35-yard line and scampered
over the goal to give the Plainsmen
what proved to be the 'de
ciding margin of victory.
Late in the first quarter the
Plainsmen drove 70 yards to another
score led by halfback
Bobby Hoppe and fullback Billy
Atkins. Atkins climaxed the
PLAYER OF THE WEEK
Jimmy Phillips
Last year's "SEC Sophomore of the Year" and a 1956 pre-season
choice on many AU-American teams. These are just some of the
laurels that have been heaped upon Jimmy "Red" Phillips, Auburn's
versatile right end.
Last Saturday Phillips was undoubtedly the most spectacular
performer in the Auburn-Georgia game as he snagged three passes
for a total of 88 yards and two touchdowns.
On the very first Auburn play from scrimmage, "Big Red" faked
beautifully and was behind the Georgia secondary before the Bulldog
defenders knew what had happened. Howell Tubbs spiraled a
pass to him and he caught it oh the Georgia 35 and proceeded to
speed unmolested across the goal:
Later in the third period, Tubbs, with' a fourth and four situation
on the Dog's six, again took to the airlanes, hitting "No. 88" right
between his numerals just over the goal.
Thus far this year, the affable All-State, All-Southern, and AU-American
from Alex City is leading the Tiger wingmen in pass
receptions. He has hauled in 14 passes for 188 yards and three touchdowns
and has a 13.4 yard per catch average.
His 18 points scored puts him in second place in the overall
Tiger statistics.
drive with a 17-yard sprint into
the end zone.
The third Tiger scoring drive
came in the third period following
a Georgia fumble on their
49-yard line and was climaxed
by a 6-yard heave from Tubbs
to Phillips in the end zone.
Numerous skirmishes between
various Tiger and Bulldog players
gave the fans quite a thrill
and kept them on the edge of
their seats throughout the game.
Glasses Lost
Eye glasses with light brown
plastic top and gold bottom
rims lost. Finder should phone
Jerry Davidson at 309.
Friday-Saturday
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L I T T L E S T O R I E S W I T H B I G M O R A L S
First Little Story
-Once upon a time when the inventors of the airplane
were very small boys, the roof on their house developed
a terrible leak. A repairman was called to fix it. He set
his ladder against the side of the house, but it was a
very tall house and his ladder was not quite long enough
to reach the roof.
"Sir, we have an idea," said the boys who even at that
tender age were^ resourceful little chaps. "We will get
up on top of t h e - l a d d e r e d boost you up on the roof."
So the boys climbed.to the top of the ladder, and the
repairman came after them, and they tried to boost him
up on the roof. But, alas, the plan did not work and they
all came tumbling down in a heap.
MORAL: Tivo Wrights don't make a rung.
Second Little Story
Once upon a time a German exchange student came
from Old Heidelberg to an American university. One
night there was a bull session going on in the room next
to his. "Ach, excuse me," he said timidly to the group of
young men assembled there, "aber what is that heavenly
smell I smell?"
"Why, that is the fragrant aroma of our Philip Morris
cigarettes," said one of the men.
"Himmel, such natural tobacco goodness!"
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"Dankeschb'n," said the German exchange student
happily, and from that night forward, whenever the men
lit up Philip Morris Cigarettes, he never failed to be
present.
MORAL: Where there's smoke, there's Meyer.
Third Little Story
Once upon a time Penelope, the wife of Ulysses, had
herself a mess of trouble in Ithaca. With her husband
away at the Trojan War, all the local blades were wooing
Penelope like crazy. She stalled them by saying she
wouldn't make her choice until she finished weaving a
rug. Each night when her suitors had gone home, Penelope,
that sly minx, would unravel all the weaving she
had done during the day.
W/ Ml You hdeifft&isUtZ?
Well sir, one night she left her rag lying outside. It
rained buckets, and the rug got all matted and shrunken,
and Penelope couldn't unwind it. When the suitors came
back in the morning, the poor frantic woman started
running all over the house looking for a place to hide.
Well sir, it happened that Sappho, the poetess, had
come over the night before to write an ode about Penelope's
Grecian urn. So she said, "Hey, Penelope, why
don't you hide in this urn ? I think it's big enough if you'll
kind of squinch down."
So Penelope hopped in the urn, and it concealed her
perfectly except for her hair-do which was worn upswept
in the Greek manner.
Well sir, with the suitors pounding on the door, Sappho
had to move fast. She whipped out a razor and cut
off Penelope's hair. The suitors looked high and low but
they couldn't find Penelope.
MORAL: A Penny shaved is a Penny urned.
©Max Shulman, 1956
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Frat Finalists Tangle In Extra Game
After ATO Takes SPE In Overtime
FSU Invades
By Bob Black
Intramural Sports Editor
SPE and ATO went right down to the wire yesterday
heck and neck in the closest fraternity football finals in
recent years. Unfortunately the results were still unavailable
at Plainsman press time.
Rube James' passing, only to run
out of gas.
From there the ATO's John
Denison almost broke the game
open with a 50-yard run but he
was tagged short of the goal and
the game went into overtime.
SPE had the-ball first and lost
Defending .1955 champs, ATO
had to tangle with SPE, winner of
three grid crowns in the last
seven years, three different times
during the playoffs. SPE beat
ATO 6-0 in the
first game of
the d o u b le
eli m i n a t i o n
t o u r n a m ent,
but M o n d ay
with the chips
down, the Magnolia
S t r e et
c r e w came
back with |an
overtime victory
to force
the playoffs into
o n e more
Black game. U n t il
then SPE was undefeated, having
knocked off KA in their other
playoff tilt.
In the Monday fracas, a defensive
affair dominated by intercepted
passes, the SPEs generated
the most promising drive.
They moved to the ATO 7-yard
line late in the fourth period on
11 yards when James was trapped
trying to pass. After that the
ATOs only had to keep from losing
more.
Newman trounced BSU 12-6
with Mawhinney and Hairston
leading the attack and scoring
one TD apiece. Newman is now
undisputed champion in t he
Church Leagues.
Div. K dropped its first game
of the season to Div. B, 6-0, but
is still the winner in their league.
Div. E, idle this past week
is the other dorm league champ.
Tigers Lead SEC In Total Offense;
Lorino Closes In On Quillian, King
With an assist from Tennessee
Auburn has taken the Southeastern
lead in total offensive
yardage for the season. The Volunteers
held Ole Miss, last week's
leader, to a total of 226 yards
Saturday while the Tigers rolled
up 381 against Georgia.
Auburn's average is now 349.5
per game while the Rebels have
a 343.1 mark. Broken down into
rushing and passing, the Tigers
have made 267.5 yards by land
and 82.0 by air per game.
Defensively the Tigers also
improved their SEC standings,
6—AUBURN PLAINSMAN Wednesday Nov. 21, 1956
moving past Vanderbilt into the
third spot with a 216.2 average
allowance to foes. Ole Miss and
Georgia Tech still top the conference.
Although Bobby Hoppe out-gained
Tommy Lorino by two
yards Saturday, the Bessemer
flash retained his hojd on first-place
among Auburn's running
backs and gained on the SEC
leaders, Tulane's Ronnie Quillian
and Vanderbilt's Phil King. Quillian
and King are both tied at
594 yards while Lorino is close
behind with 576. -
Saturday Tommy moved for 74
three-footers while Quillian got
60 and King 73 as their two
teams met. Tulane and Vanderbilt
are idle this week, making
i t quite possible that Lorino,
who is averaging 9.0 yards per
carry, will move up to the top
spot when Auburn meets Florida
State then.
In other departments among
the team, end Jimmy "Big Red"
Phillips, one of the SEC's four
top pass receivers, moved past
Jerry Sansom to take the lead
in yardage gained on aerials, and
quarterback Howell Tubbs overtook
Jimmy Cook and Frank
Riley as the No. 1 passer.
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quarterback, have had to carry
the ground game.
The Tigers will not be up to
full strength for the game Saturday.
Tackle Ben Preston will
definitely be out with a leg injury
suffered in the Georgia
donnybrook. Frank Reeves, the
senior center, who has been doing
such a fine job lately, was
also hurt and only time will tell
whether or not he will start
against the Seminoles. Soph halfback
Tommy Lorino though shaken
last week will be ready.
# - •
Grapplers Open Season With Four-Way Meet
By Don Coughlin
Plainsman Sports Writer
Auburn's wrestling team will open their 1956-57 season
when they travel to Huntingdon, W. Va., Friday, Nov. 30,
to compete in a quadrangular meet with Virginia Military
Institute, Davidson and Marshall College.
The team, which holds ten consecutive Southeastern
Intercollegiate Wrestling Association
championships, has been
practicing in the Sport Arena
since Oct. -1. Coach Arnold
"Swede" Umbach's muscle men
seem to be in fine condition and
the prospects coming up are giving
a big scare to the veterans
of last year's championship squad.
Returnees like Walt Keller in
the 123 pound' class and his
brother Frank (137) are sure to
be back and in good style. In the
147 pound class, veteran Vic
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B. R. Gruthire, who is showing
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Bob Mason and Gerald Cre-saps
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