Faculty Members More Guilty Of
Unfair Criticism Than Students
(Editorial)
al< tit feature of Auburn life is the griping one hears. Be-
M 01 not, this is a good thing in many respects. This griping
a I indicates that most of the faculty and students give some
oi a holy damn about API. People who are indifferent do not
. ,\.vn the griping is unjustifiable it still serves *a good pur-
Qnjust criticism is easily detected. It makes a fool of the per-iing
it and strengthens the position of the person or thing cri-i
I' permits those things fit for survival to survive.
only time griping is always despicable is when it is coward-
!"..';<:. in done behind the object's back is cowardly. And faculty
are as guilty of 111i.s .sort of criticism and griping as are
i J: n students.
•::.))!(', there are professors who, in the privacy of their
criticize The Plainsman on the basis that it is not militant
iurageous enough, At the same time they criticize the admin-iti
in V'1'!. when they get to faculty meetings they are about as
• ' as raptured Italians,
i e 'in not get the idea that we think all criticism of The
i :. man is cowardly. The paper's severest critic is a man whose
tici m "1 anything is never cowardly. So we were not surprised
: from another professor that our disinterested critic will be
givi n a furlough if you prefer—a,-, soon as another man one-
1 • , a capable <"an be located to replace him.
Ai ither type of cowardly griper on our faculty is the man who,
iUgh be is sustained by the college, stabs, kicks, and snipes at it
ery angle, lb supports the college only on the last day of
i month, lb- has several lectures knocking the college which he
' . : every time he is forced to bull in older to keep talking
: •:', V minute.:.
Another pathetically humorous and cowardly type to be found
faculty is the person who takes great delight in seeing a col-igui
01 another department catch hell in The Plainsman. The
ni ii. hne of this type of man is, if you have a perverted sense of
, umor, a delighl to behold!
Employees "f the college who fear arul therefore try to suppress
iticism of themselves in The Plainsman arc just as cowardly as
snipers. Aftei the April Fool issue came out last month there
.(! deal of fuss raised by certain members of the faculty.
only high ranking officials on the campus who defended the
/.en tiio military commandant and the dean of one of the
Tlw Plairidmarv a TO FOSTER THE AUBURN SPIRIT"
the lacul!>
ncere and esteeniecl cril i<
re scholastic an I militant,
md Indent body, taken
who .said that the paper
we would like to reply that
as a whole, is neither
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mdingly scholastic nor militant it is not very .surprising that
' , : tin man does not possess these characteristics.
Furthermore, the staff of tins paper wishes to make known to
,iil concerned that if we have not been very militant it is because our
policy is to keep The Plainsman a publication which pulls constant-is1
and works diligently lor ih good <>! Auburn.
We will continue to be militant only when militancy will serve
i helpful purpose to Auburn. When praise and boasting about Au-burn
gel the desired results, being militant is a display of poor
taste, bad psychology, and is generally irksome to all.
Coed "Daisy Maes" To Chase
T i l ' Abner" Park On May 15
Race Will Highlight
Activities Of Auburn's
Sadie Hawkins Day
On Saturday, May 15, the I
Women's Athletic Association :
Aiil sponsor the annual Sadie
Hawkins Day race and dance, according
to an announcement,
male by Kay Hall, WAA presi
dent, yesterday.
Race Is Highlight of Day
Highlighting the .day will bl
the race in which coed '"Daisy!
Maes" will chase "Lil' Abner"
Henry Park The winner of the
race will be awarded a WAA
bracelet and a large cake. The
next ten gills to cross the fin-:
ish line following the capture til'i
Lil' Abner will be awarded small!
cup cakes.
Contest on Costumes
Following the race a contest
will he held to determine the
mil having the most appropriate
costume. The winner of this conies!
will also be awarded a WAA
iracelet
Girl -Break Dance
From &30 until 5:30 a girl-break
dance will be held in Alumni
Gym with music furnished
I• '.Mil records.
The leadout of the dance will
Nature the winner of the Lil" j
Abner race. Tickets mav be
bought at the Gym or from any
WAA member for 25c, stag or
drag.
Pictured above are a goodly portion of the two hundred odd API privates who returned here last
Sunday after a hectic week of induction and processing at Fort McPherson in Atlanta. These men.
as you can readily see from the picture, are showing signs of being mighty glad to be back at
Auburn.
TAU BETA PI TAPS SIXTEEN
IN SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING
Plane Crash
Takes Life Of
Auburn Grad
Lieut. Col. Chapman
Listed Among Dead
In Iceland Mishap
The War Department announced
today that Lieut. Col.
Fred A. Chapman was killed in
the 1c. land plane crash which
also took the lives of Gen. Frank
M. Andrews and other members
of his staff.
A graduate1 of Auburn in 1934,
Lt. Col. Chapman was senior [civil engineering from Atmoie.
aide to and intimately associated! Knud Nielson, Jr., is an SAE
with Gen, Andrews for some time [junior from Evergreen. He is a
prior to his death. [student of chemical engineering.
An active student while at Au-j Walter C. Cowart is a PiKA
bum. Chapman was president of | from Auburn. He is a junior in
chen-dcaf1 engineering.
H. Evan Zeiger is an ALT from
Students Selected
On Basis Of High
Scholarship Records
Tau Beta Pi, honorary engineering
fraternity, announced
yesterday that they had selected
16 men in the school of engineering
for members. The men are
selected because they have conferred
honor on their Alma Mater
by a high grade of scholarship as
undergraduates. The tappees, as
announced by Albert Wells, president,
are as follows:
Aaron Robinson is from Mobile.
He is a junior electrical engineering
co-op.
Harold C. Conn is a junior in
HEADS TAU BETA PI
• ODK, a member of Spades, ca
det captain in the Field Artillery
a member of Pi Kappa Phi. Scab- 1 ^ " ^ ' aml
Druggists Get Stop
Order On Sale Of
Fletcher's Castoria
Local druggists Tuesday were
deluged wth telegrams f r om
bard and Blade, Delta Sigma Pi.
and Phi Kappa Phi.
Working his way through four
years of college by waiting on
tables at Mrs. Ira Rush's, he was
not absent at a single meal during
his time here. He was also
lab assistant for I. B. Gritz, assistant
professor of economics.
Lt. Col. Chapman graduated
with a B. S. in business administration
and with a four-year average
of 90.91.
senior in
Albert Wells, president of Tau
Beta Pi, announced today the
tapping of 16 new men by the
honorary engineering society.
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Dr. Guyton Will Address
Caduceus Club Monday
Dr. F. E. Guyton, professor of
zoology at API, will be guest
wholesale drug houses in Colum- speaker for the next meeting of
bus, Montgomery. Atlanta, Birm-jthe Caduceus Club. Dr. Guyton
ingham. and other points, advis-jwill discuss the process of re-ing
them to discontinue at once production before an audience of
the sale of Fletchers Castoiia re- -pre-med, pre-dentistry, and lab-ceived
by them since March 1, as'oratory technician students,
"contains an unidentified for-I The meeting will be next Mon-ign
material causing nausea and
vomiting.''
A nation-wide effort is being
made by the Federal Food and
Drug Administration to corale the
nauseating drug, by means of appeals
to dealers and the general
public through newspaper, radio
and all other advertising mediums.
Auburn druggists are said to
have been well stocked with the
medicine, but no recent sales to
consumers were disclosed.
day night at 7:30 in Ross Auditorium.
Some Classes Excused
For ROTCs On Monday
All ROTC students will be excused
from classes from 2 to 5
p. m. on Monday, May 10. The
annual inspection of the ROTC
unit requires all men to be present
for drill and parade from 3
to 5 p. m. on this date.
is a
chemical engineering.
John W. Blake is a PiKA from
Birmingham and is a chemical
engineering senior.
Eric W. Turnbull is a Delta Sig
from Birmingham and a senior in
chemical engineering.
Marvin Smith is a PiKA from
Enslcy and is a senior in chemical
engineering.
William Neil Campbell is a
senior in civil engineering from
Dadeville.
George Leslie Cobb is a senior
mechanical from Auburn.
Roger L. Holmes is a senior in
mechanical engineering from At-talla.
William Brady is a Kappa Sig
from Grove Hill and is a senior
in mechanical engineering.
John James Burke is a senior in
mechanical engineering from At-talla.
Mr. Robert G. Zubrod, former
Philip Lett is a Lambda Chi breast-stroke champion and
from Ozark and is a senior in swimming authority of national
mechanical engineering f r o m repute, has been in Auburn for
Cullman. [the past several days as Red
James Morton is a senior in I Cross director of first aid and life
mechanical engineering f r o m saving. He is directing refresher
Rusty" Seawell Named
Auburn's Ugliest Man
By Vote Of Students
"Rusty" Seawell was elected
the ugliest man at Auburn by
popular vote of the students in
an election sponsored by the
Executive Cabinet last Tuesday.
Mr. Seawell led the Ugliest
Man Dance with Miss June Adams
and was presented with a
bouquet of fresh vegetables by
Mrs. Wallace Tidmore, a college
chaperone.
Jack Adamson, Henry Park,
and Jim Pharr were runners-up
for ugliest man honors.
R. G. Zubrod Directs
Swimming Courses Here
Graysville, Tenn.
Cabinet To Meet
The regular meeting of the
Executive Cabinet will be held
Tuesday night at 7:15 in Sam ford
HalL
courses now being held at the
college for Red Cross life savers
and swimming instructors.
The class in water safety which
he is teaching consists of 23 men
and two women.
Mr. Zubrod refereed the intramural
swimming meets on Tuesday
and Thursday nights
College Signs
Contract With
Army Officials
Officers Are Pleased
With Arrangements
For Handling STARS
A formal contract for the
ASTP program was negotiated
and signed here yesterday, when
a party of army officials from
Fourth Service Command Headquarters,
of Atlanta, and college
officials agreed on the terms under
which the STARS will use facilities
and personnel of the college.
Active Since April 8
The contract covers the period
from April 8, when the STARS
program was activated, until the
close of the fiscal year at which
time it will probably be renewed.
J Colonel J. W. Haralson and his
•party seemed well pleased with
the arrangements for handling
the STAR trainees here, it was
announced.
Numbers To Be Augmented
It is understood here that the
number of STARS now here for
classification, said to be 500, will
be augumented as rapidly as
classification progresses and the
young men are sent to other
schools for training, and that later
on Auburn will retain as many
or more of the STARS for its own
engineering school than are sent
elsewhere, thereby giving the
local college a more permanent
military population from this
source.
Additions
The Army has been using the
full services of three members of
the API faculty in classifying
STARS. They are R. B. Draughon.
Dr. B. W. Mullins and Dr. W. F.
Jacob. In addition, several members
of the faculty have been
called upon for temporary help.
The Army has sent five officers
here to take charge of the classification
program. They are Capt
Lee, Lieut North, Lieut Geart-ner,
Lieut Buhman, and Lieut.
Woodward.
The qualifications committee of the Student Publications
Board will meet with candidates for publication offices in the
office of the Executive Secretary on Monday night at 7:30
p. m.
Three offices will be vacant at the end of this quarter, the
editorship and business managership of The Plainsman and
the business managership of the Glomerata.
With the candidates being qualified on Monday night, the
polls will be opened on Monday,
May 17, for the purpose of electing
the students to fill the three
positions.
Sam Boroughs, chairman of
the Elections Committee, announced
today that juniors and
seniors would be allowed to vote
in the election.
Qualifications which must be
met by the candidates are: a
2-grade-point average, a minimum
of 90 semester hours upon
the date of candidacy, certain
courses with an average of 2-
grade-points in each, a year's
experience on the publication,
and a thousand-word paper on
plans for work in the office desired.
The Plainsman
The Plainsman will continue as
usual until conditions arise which
necessitate a change. No curtailment
of features is contemplated
at present.
The Glomerata
Plans for the 1944 Glomerata
are now being considered by the
Student Publications B o a r d.
These plans indicate that the
next yearbook will be patterned
as closely as possible along the
lines of the prewar annuals.
The date of publication has not
been announced as yet, but will
probably be during the spring
quarter of 1944.
Some Curtailment
There will necessarily be some
curtailment of the features,
from the possible reduction of
civilian enrollment at Auburn.
The class section will remain
essentially the same with sections
for each of the four classes
in school, the students being arranged
as usual in alphabetical
order. The section containing the
photographs of students will cover
the classes from this, the first
quarter of the school year, until
the publication of the annual. All
students who leave school for the
armed services will have such a
note accompanying the photograph
along with the date of his
leaving school.
Features
With the funds remaining after
the presentation of the class sections,
a group of features will
present the activities of the various
groups on the campus: civilian
students and members of the
Army, Navy, and the Marine
Corps.
Since the fraternities and organizations
have always paid for
their space 'in the Glomerata.
this practice will continue unchanged.
However, because of the
cost of the usual panel, for fraternities,
rh particular, a group
picture will probably be used by
the majority of them.
Sent To Homes
Those students who are called
into service, even though enrolled
here for only one quarter, will
have the book sent to their homes
upon publication. Other students
sports, etc., because of the cut in I will get the books in the usual
appropriations which may result I way.
Artists In Uniform Please
Responsive Auburn Audience
Druary And Tamblyn
Win High Praise Of
Auburn Music Lovers
By DAVID ALLEN
The concert presented on Tuesday
evening, May 4 by John
Druary, baritone, and Billy Tamblyn,
accompanist, was attended
by a large audience who were
delighted by the program. The
young singer was called back repeatedly
for encores.
Auburn Students
The fact that both the performers,
Auburn students who were
recently inducted into the army,
were in uniform added much to ; T h ( ? p l a i n s m a n from Colonel O.
the occasion. The audience had G a t e g Q{ ^ M m ^
many officers and men of the
armed forces in it, so that the en- ment. Uniform will be worn at
Annual ROTC
Inspection Will
Be Next Week
Monday And Tuesday
Are Days Set For
Yearly Checkup
The annual inspection of ROTC
will be held Monday and Tuesday,
May 10 and 11, according to
a communication received by
tire setting was truly in the spirit
of the times.
Much Variety
The most noticeable feature of
the concert was the variety of the
numbers offered by the singer.
In the first part of the program
he sang numbers such as Handel's
majestic "Thanks Be To
Thee"; in the second part he offered
such numbers as Tschaik-owsky's
"None but the Lonely
Heart" and "Pilgrim's Song"; in
the final two parts he delighted
his audience with comic songs
and moved them with Negro spirituals.
High Spelt
The two high spots of the program
were Mr. Druary s rendition
of the difficult "Prologue to
Pagliacci," which was rendered
in a masterful manner, and "Song
of the Flea," which was inter-all
formations, problems, and
classes on those two days. In addition
to regular classes, any of
which may be visited by the inspectors,
Major Addis, F. A., and
Lt Burkhalter, C. E., the following
will be held:
Monday, May 10
1310 — F. A. juniors—ROOP—
motor shed.
1310 — Engineer cadets—practical
problems in explosives and
demolitions and rigging—campus.
1510 — Cadet Corps — parade,
followed by dismounted drill, gun
drill, and extended order drill—
Bullard and Drake fields.
Tuesday. May 11
1010 — Engineer cadets—musketry
problem — indoor range.
1310 — Engineer cadets—aerial
photo reading and area sketching
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"Being Upset" No Excuse For Non-Work
Arc you "upset"? Has your favorite girl
joined the WAVES? Has your roommate
and credit account joined the Marines? Or
has the draft board or the War Department
finally decided that you are the very person
needed to fill out this man's army and
bring it up to the top?
If you are, don't try to dodge your studies
just because your little world isn't the
same as it was a year ago, just because
events are happening fast and you are in
the midst of the turmoil that accompanies
this rapidity of action.
A professor of ours devoted a great portion
of one early morning class period to
the subject of "being upset" and the use
of that fact as an excuse to cover laziness
on the part of students in completing the
work already started during this quarter.
lie dwelt at length upon the subject,
and we hope that he will not mind our repeating
his ideas and ;1lustrations for they
art1 very true and clear.
If you were to go into a cafe and order
ham and eggs, or coffee and doughnuts,
how would you feel if the waiter answered,
"I'm sorry, but I can't, get them this morning.
I'm upset." Or if you climbed into a
barber chair for a haircut and the barber
said, "Sorry, I can't cut your hair today.
I'm upset."
Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it. You would
probably answer him with a laugh and
walk out to another beanery. His troubles
are no worry of yours, and all you expect
of him is your coffee and doughnuts, accompanied
by the same service as usual.
After all, the ERCs or the Navy or the Marines
are going to be called soon, and you
have your worries as to some method of
keeping your hair or of persuading little
Nell to wait until you return from the
war. You expect business to go on as usual,
with every person doing his work the same
as always, keeping up with his job. That is
the way that it should be.
And that is the way it should be with
your studies. You may be expecting orders
for induction at any time . . . you may be
waiting with a packed bag, ready to leave
on a moment's notice . . . you may even be
in uniform now . . . that is no excuse for
dismissing studies as unimportant now.
Not only will you need every particle of
knowledge learned during this quarter, but
every bit that is wrapped in those dull
textbooks that you carry to class to impress
the teacher. It may mean the difference
between life or death on some battlefield
some months from now.
And it will certainly mean the difference
between life and death after this war
is won. With the rapidity of action that is
now prevalent in the world, a person can
not afford to waste even a short two weeks.
Grades are a goal to work for but they are
not the only goal. Knowledge of a subject
and grades are the results of study and
hard work.
Whether this is your first quarter in
school or your last quarter here, don't
stop now! With exams only two short
weeks off, dig in and let the fur fly. By
all means, don't attempt to blame any lack
of knowledge or laziness upon the excuse
that you're "upset." It just won't hold
water.
O. SOG-LOW\ \ Drawn for j;;:Ui,>n of I.) for .nation, 0. K. -V.
"I feel like a hoarder."
V-I9'b.'l6
Auburn Personalities
By SHIRLEY SMITH
Suspended Production Indefensible Move
President Roosevelt deserves to be congratulated
on his swift and efficient handling
of the coal strike. If this procedure
were applied to all striking organizations
the war effort would benefit greatly. There
is no room in an all-out production program
for strikers.
One cannot deny the right of labor to
organize and to bargain, but one can deny
its right to suspend production because of
some minor complaint. Let the forces of
labor bargain and make request but do not,
under any circumstances, allow them to
suspend work for even one minute.
Suppose our soldiers could and did strike
for higher wages and shorter hours? How
far would we go in this war? Suppose the
men of the British fleet had decided that
the evacuation of Dunkirk required too
much work on their part? Where would
Britain be now? Suppose General MacAr-thur
and his men on Corregidor had decided
that their twenty-four hour day was
too long? Where would we have been in
the first month of the war?
Yes, we know that some will say the
soldiers would fight continuously in the
interest of self-preservation. But is not
everything that we do to further the war
effort done in the interest of self-preservation?
Are we not making bombs and planes
and ships and guns to help our soldiers
preserve the American way of life? Or
are we merely working for the financial
gain we can get out of our employers.
Yes, out there our friends and sweethearts
and fathers and brothers are fighting
twenty-four hours a day for us. Can
we not work eight or ten hours a day without
finding some slight grievence about
which to complain?
Civilian Duties Still Vitally Necessary
The recent induction and processing of
students in Advanced ROTC and the ERC
has resulted in much discussion among
the remaining students. Some feel unpatriotic
about remaining as students in civilian
clothes; some dislike the idea of being
called "4-F" at home.
I t , i s not the opinion of the student that
is important. Most civilian students are
here at the pleasure of the army, as reserves,
inactive commissioned officers, and
ERCs taking approved courses. At the
proper time these students will be called.
It was not the intention of the army and
navy that these specially appointed men
should volunteer at the first provocation.
It is self-evident with each turn of events
in this war that training, highly skilled
and technical, is an important factor both
in production and actual fighting. The
necessary manpower for immediate action
is being obtained from sources other than
college as much as possible. Men competent
and educated enough to lead and direct
these draftees are not easily found as
ordinary civilians. The bulk of these leaders
must be obtained from colleges.
Dropping school work and resultant induction
is definitely as unpatriotic as leaving
essential war work for non-essential
work. b:--:-
Editor's note: The opinions expressed in this column are those of the writer and
are not to be construed as the editorial policies of this paper.
Mr. George Marion O'Donnell, Auburn
The other day in the library, I was looking by chance
through a book called "Five Young American Poets," published
in 1940 by New Directors Press. The book gave the fa-milar
name of George Marion O'Donnell as one of the five
poets and had reprinted a collection of 25 of his poems. Thus,
you see, Mr. O'Donnell is well-qualified to teach English at
API.
After receiving his B. S. and M. A. degrees in English at
Vanderbilt, and studying under John Crowe Ransom, prominent
American poet, and Thomas M. Parott, widely-known
Shakespearean authority, Mr. O'Donnell went to Mississippi,
not to write poetry, but to manage the family plantation!
* * *
When he was rid of his plantation duties, Mr. O'Donnell
was asked back to Vanderbilt for a year to take a special combination
job of teaching and writing. When this job expired he
tried to devote all his time to writing.
* * *
"But I got lonesome for a college campus and was glad of
the opportunity in 1941 to teach at Auburn. To me, students
have the freshest minds of anyone. I have profited a great
deal by my association with young people.
"I believe it part of a teacher's duty to help students to become
more rounded human beings at the same time that they
are acquiring knowledge." Mr. O'Donnell agrees with various
other faculty members in saying that when he was in school
he learned more from association with faculty members outside
classes than in them.
* # *
"I find it hard to write and teach at the same time since
each activity requires the same kind of creative energy. At
present, I have three unfinished novels in desk drawers, locked
up; none are good enough for publication. But now I am working
on a fourth novel which I believe wilLwarrant publishing."
* * *
Listening to music is one of Mr. O'Donnell's hobbies. "Let
me emphasize the listening part," he said. "The only musical
instrument I can play is the victrola!"
* * *
He not only likes classical music but boogie woogie "in its
place." "I'm particularly addicted to Dinah Shore since she
was a classmate of mine at Vanderbilt. She was just starting
her singing career then and used to have a fifteen-minute program
over a tiny local station."
* * *
Other of Mr. O'DonnelFs interests include the theater, walking,
and playing Russian bank. He used to work with the Memphis
Little Theater, painting scenery backstage; his walking
hobby has boomed since gas rationing; he plays Russian bank
every time he can inveigle a partner.
* * *
Mr. O'Donnell has had poetry published in more than 25
magazines, some of which are The Nation, The New Yorker,
and Poetry: a Magazine of Verse. He also writes critical articles,
the one on William Faulkner having attracted the most
attention since it was one of the first full-length articles on
that subject to be printed in this country. His plantation experience
must have had its effect too, for he has also written
on the relation of agriculture to southern society.
* * *
""I admit having a bad temper, but fortunately, my sense of
humor comes to the rescue. In fact, this sense of humor is almost
over-developed to the point of getting me into trouble
on several occasions."
* • r
George Marion O'Donnell talks like a veteran of literature;
his classes have found his knowledge seemingly inexhaustable.
The students say he has the rare faculty of holding their attention
always.
By The Way
By C. W. HORTON
Editor'* note: The opinions expr««s*d
in this column are those of the writer
and are not to be construed as tno editorial
policies of thhi paper.
It isn't often that this column-,
ist goes overboard for a show or
anything of that nature, but we
did recently when we saw Noel
Coward's "In Which We Serve."
This picture will rate high on our
list for a long time.
* * *
Mr. Coward's reputation as a
writer has been long established
but we believe, however, that he
outdid himself on this story. For
stark, moving drama this picture
would be hard to beat. We recommend,
without reservation. •"In
Which We Serve."
* * *
We were slightly amused the
other day at the conversation of
several girls. They were complaining
becaue junior and senior
girls did not get any credit for
their physical training course.
How about the poor boys?
* * *
An Auburn citizen recently
sent a letter to the President
suggesting that he treat John L.
Lewis as a traitor. He also recommended
that all strikers be
treated in the same manner. We
agree with him in regard to Lewis
but must disagree when he
suggests that all strikers be treated
in the same manner. Some of
the workmen are reluctant to
strike but their membership in
the union compels them to do so.
And they cannot get a job without
joining the union.
* * *
Whenever much power in a
country is vested in one man undesirable
situations develop. And
that's just what has happened
here. The CIO is one of the most
powerful single organizations in
the country today and most of its
power is invested in Lewis. Take
the power from Lewis—how, we
don't know—and the entire situation
will be helped, provided, of
course, that some other power-mad
person don't replace him.
* * *
The campus promises to be a
very strange place next quarter.
When we first came here there
were many boys and few girls
and now it seems that the situation
is to be reversed. We can
find only one or two boys wh
say they will be here next quarter.
If this wholesale migration of
the male population continues
maybe someday even we will be
able to get a date.
» • •
Orchids—a large bunch of them
—to the organizations and individuals
in Auburn who wore responsible
for the bond drive g
ing over its quota. At last the
"Auburn Tiger" will become a
ality. Now how about more bonds
to name the "War Eagle"? I;>
screams will strike terror into t:
hearts of Hitler and Tojo.
• * *
There seems to be an abund
ance of dances occuring on :.
campus now. It is just the thing
to bring new hope to our .>.. I
social life. Following the closing
of the fraternity houses we were
afraid that we were going to become
the victims of that old
adage: "All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy."
# * *
This poem was submitted by
a female friend of ours. Take it
at its face value:
Breathes there a man
around this school
sufficiently
restrained and cool
enough to limit
his demands
and say. "Good night,"
just holding hands?
Who has the decency
to wait
until at least
a second date
to reach a waim
romantic State,
and give a girl
some preparation
before expecting
osculation
at least an hour
in duration?
If such there be
go mark him well.
I'll dale the guy
and make him toll
mo what the hell
he had for dinner
that makes him feel so sick.
Stuff and Nonsense
By RALPH STANFORD
Editor's note: The opinions expressed
In this column are those of the writer
and are not to be construed as the editorial
policies of tht* oaner.
Somebody ought to invent a
strapless sun suit for the girls
around here to take sunbaths in.
•They certainly have a time trying
to appear modest when they
let the straps on their suits down
so they won't leave a print on the
shoulders. They go through quite
a few contortions to complete that
little operation—and aie very,
very careful 'cause one slip and
oh—
* * *
This could apply to any woman:
Some are true;
Others are not,
They'll either love you,
Or what you've got.
* * »
And this is what nine out of ten
would do in a similar situation:
"Look out! He exclaimed,
'"There's a bone in your fish!"
D'ye think she said thanks
And laid it back on the dish?
"Mind your own business," she
said;
I'll manage alone."
And to show her independence,
She swallowed the bone.
* * *
And this goes on all the time:
It wasn't love-light
For him in her eyes,
That he knew:
But it was alright,
He was telling lies
To her too!
* » *
Why haven't the girls who
moved into the frat houses given
some functions for the guys who
moved out? Maybe I'm wrong in
saying that it is the girls' fault.
Could it be that the authorities
or "The Authority" won't allow
them to have parties, dances, etc.
If this is true, apologies to the
girls and nertz to whomever is
responsible.
* * •
Getting out this column is no
picnic.
If we print jokes people say we
are silly:
When we don't they say we are
too serious.
If we clip things from other
papers
We are too lazy to write them
ourselves,
If we don't, we are too fond of
our own stuff.
If we don't print contributions,
We don't appreciate real genius;
If we do the paper is filled with
junk.
Now like as not someone will
say
We swipped this from some
other magazine—
We did!
* + *
Seems that quite a few guj •
were royally gypped Tuesdaj
when they bought a ticket to th(
victory dance. This ticket wa
supposed to be good for an excuse
from PE Tuesday. Thirty
minutes before the dance begai
PE was -excused. Now they tell
the suckers who bought the tickets,
the tickets were only good
for Tuesday.—Pretty good racket
but I bet it wouldn't work again
* * *
There are quite a few geni
who would like to know
graduation exercises can't b<
held in the morning instead of al
2 o'clock in the afternoon. No
particular reasons why it shoul
be held in the morning' except
that it has always been held at
that time and except for the fact
that the seniors want it in the
morning — which seems reason
enough—after all who's bein«
graduated?
Some seniors would like to hoi
the exercises in the stadium,
weather permitting — instead ol
in Langdon Hall. Again no par-ticular
reason except that Langdon
Hall is not the best auditorium
in the world.
* » *
Not* To CUghorn
Your associates—like Wear}
Willie and I. Ben Skunk
Are the only ones who ever
read your junk.
It's more than most folks can
stand.
You'd do well to stay in the
army, little man.
(Cootimud on paga 4)
May 7, 1943 T-HE P L A I N S M AN Page Three
Kappa Alpha, Alpha Tau Omega Present Joint Formal
Former Auburn ALPHA TAU 0MEGA LEADE*
Men Report
For Air Duty
Nine Cadets Go To
Maxwell Field For
Added Training
LEADS FOR KAPPA ALPHA
former .students of Au-have
reported to the Army
I : Pie-Flight School for
tl Maxwell Field, Alabama.
thi Nashville Army Air
lo begin the second phase
thi :: training as pilots in the
Army Air Forces' expand-progi
am.
men are: Cadet Robert
. H trwel) of Ward, "41 -'43 stu-
Cadel Willie Maxwell
Montgomery, '39-'42 stu-
C i lei Anderson McGilvray,
:,, '38-'39 student; Cadet
Carey Slauson, Birm-im
10'42 student; Cadet j
, Dvt [ght Teel, Opp, '42-
m lent; Cadet William Wil- j
ion Vicery of Flomaton, '38-'39 ;
tud '.': Cadel Henry Norris Wat- •
i| Muscadine, '40-'42 student,!
and Cadet Benton T. White,!
ngham, '41-'42 student, i
cadets began their pre-course
at Maxwell Field,
iama, the first of April 1943. I
LOST: 3 months old male spilz,
white. Finder please call 4. suit-able
reward.
Miss Dale Wilson, of Hunlsville. will represent Alpha Tau Omega
in the leadout at the joint dances to be held in the Girls Gym tomorrow
nighi. Miss Wilson will be escorted by John S. Bently,
president of ATO.
Miss Dale Wilson And
Miss Kay Hall To Lead
Fraternities Plan Hayrides And Picnics
For Saturday Afternoon And Evening
By JEANNE TOWNSEND
The KA-ATO formal will be h e ld Saturday night at nine
o'clock in t h e old Girls Gym on t h e Opelika Road.
There will be a double lead out with Miss Dale Wilson of
of Huntsville leading for t h e ATOs with their chapter president,
John S. Bentley, and Miss Kay Hall of Atlanta, Ga..
leading with Check Stephens for t h e KAs.
The decorations will consist of a crimson and azure backdrop.
On t h e left side of t h e back-drop, a gold ATO p in will
silhouette the azure, while a KA ~
pin is to be outlined in gold chael, Tuscumbia; Council Sapp.
against the crimson on the right Margarite Banks; John
side of the backdrop. To complete jMary Chesley Morris;
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Miss Kay Hall, of Atlanta, Ga., will represent Kappa Alpha fraternity
in the leadout at the joint dance in the Girls Gym. She
will be escorted by Check Stevens, president of KA.
BUY WAR BONDS
AND STAMPS
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Assorted Gifts And
Cards
FOR YOUR BEST GIRL
ON MOTHER'S DAY
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COSMETICS HANDKERCHIEFS
STATIONERY
CARDS
Ben Franklin Store
H. R. HUBBARD. Owner
Lowe Heads Theta Chis
Al Lowe, a junior in chemical
engineering from Atlanta, Ga..
was recently elected president of
[Chi chapter of Theta Chi fraternity.
He succeeds Ted Williams,
of Bellamy.
Other oficers are: Ray Golden.
; Millport, vice-president; B o b
jSvenson, Florence, secretary;
Carter Denton, Oneonta, treas.
"Pride Of The Yankees" Shows
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Gary Cooper Portrays
Famed First Baseman
Of New York Yankees
The romance of a famous ath-jlete
and a typical American girl
is the real-life basis of "Pride of
the Yankees," Samuel Goldwyn's
j newest production for RKO Radio
release showing at the Tiger
Theater Sunday and Monday
with Gary Cooper starring.
Gary Cooper Stars
Cooper portrays the noted New
• York Yankee ballplayer, Lou
; Gehrig, whose untimely death
j from paralysis ended one of the
most inspiring careers in modern
sports annals. Millions of Americans
knew of Gehrig's amazing
exploits on the diamond but very
few knew the man himself, or of
his courageous struggle upward
from poverty—and it is the human
"behind the scenes'' story of i
the former janitor's son and the
Chicago girl he married that
Goldwyn has brought to the;
screen.
Opens In Vacant Lots
Opening with Gehrig as an
eager eleven-year-old playing
baseball on the vacant lots along
Amsterdam Avenue in New
York, the picture reaches a dramatic
conclusion on the memorable
"Lou Gehrig Day" at the
Yankee Stadium in 1939 when an
army of fans gathered for' their
hero's farewell to the game he
loved.
"IRON MAN"
Welcome Service M<
I 1 TIME TO RELAX AND REFRESH
Drop in for a cooling, nutritious soda or sundae.
Meet the gang for a taste thrill in a pleasant atmosphere.
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the theme of azure, crimson, and
gold, there will be a large inverted
'V in gold, placed upon the
darker background.
Double Leadout
Miss Hall will wear a gown of
white satin and lace and will lead
from a large KA pin which will
be placed on the south side of
the hall. She is to be presented
with a bouquet of red roses by
Mrs. Jeff Clay, KA housemother.
Miss Wilson is to enter the hall
from art ATO pin which is to be
placed at the opposite end of the
hall. She will wear an evening
dress of yellow organdy, and will
be presented with a bouquet of
white gardenias by Mrs. J. W.
Tidmore.
The leadout will be completed
as the fraternity members and
their dates reach the band stand,
during which time the Knights,
who are furnishing music for the
formal, are to play the ATO
sweetheart song and the KA fraternity
song.
Other Functions T ;s ]
The fraternities are planning ; B o y e t t e ; J o h n Druary, Betty
hayrides and picnics for Satur- j D i c k s o n ) A g n e s Scott; Yetta Sam-day
afternoon and evening p r e - ' f o r d > S i s G l e n n ; Dillon March,
ceding the formal. The date lists j M a r t ^ a Cargill.
are as follows: i Gleason Cornell, Marie Price.
KA Date List iMontevallo; Howard Buchanan,
S. G. Craig, Nicky Moody, iNelda Beasley; Mr. and Mrs. Z. A.
Athens, Ala.; Edward Purser, I Snipes; Mr. and Mrs. Johnny
Betty Hulse, Decatur, Schuyler j Richardson: Stags are as follows:
Pryor, Margaret Toomer, Auburn; I Joe Rice, Bob Gilman, Fred
Bob Mann, Martha Harrell, Pleas- Blankenship, Clinton Shepard.
Ames.
Wally
Henry. Ann House; Check Stephens,
Kay Hall.
Tom Merriweather, Maiy Furr:
Sloan Fountain, Halsa Kyser;
Shannon Hollinger, Dot Johnson:
Nell Turner, Marjorie Holstein:
Shirley Cooksey, Manita Hansford;
Rommie Liddell.
Woodson, Birmingham:
Wier, Jeanne Townsend.
KA stags will be Clay McCo-wan,
Buster Helms, H a r r y
Shields, Homer Urquhart, R. M.
Williams, A. J. Locklin, Tom
Parkinson, Dick Wade, and Robert
Hill.
ATO Date List
John S. Bentley, Dale Wilson:
Ben Ash, Billie Barnes: Claude
Roberts, Beryl Gilliam; Jack
Plewes, Elsie Walker: Bill Laney.
Nell Turner, Columbus; Roy Hill.
Mary Willis Hicks; Sam Willard.
Grace Waters, Huntingdon College;
Ernest Capell. Rachel Bo-wen;
Joe Byrd, Polly Barfield.
Columbus.
Charles Henagan, Evelyn Tor-
Lou Gehrig, the "Iron Man of
Baseball." whose life is pictured
in "Pride of the Yankees" at the
Tiger Theater Sunday and Monday.
BUY WAR BONDS
AND STAMPS
"She falls for any man who
wears an Arrow Tier
Nothing looks so well on a male chest as an Arrow
Tie. Arrow ties arc bias cut for perfect-knotting
and wrinkle-resisting. The fabrics (whether khaki,
black, or crimson and gold) are top quality, the
kind you find in more expensive ties. Be sure to
see your Arrow dealer today! $1, $1.50.
ARROW
ant Hill; Jimmy Chisolm, Petty
Ensign, Selma; Steele Malone,
Martha Brown, Uniontown; Joe
Traylor, Mrs. Traylor.
Jimmie Rowe, Eleanor Sessions,
Chattnooga, Tenn.; Bill
Gordon, Carolyn Robinson; Bill
Flanagan, Mary Martha Sellers.
Ed Thomison, Sue Barger, Dayton,
Tenn.; Ray Sherer, Betty
Bledsoe, Birmingham; Marshall
Dugger, Elizabeth Ann Carmi-
John B. Benson, Albert House,
Albert Smith, Robert Nelson, and
Kenneth Matzenger.
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notice how you associate it with happy
moments? There's mot delicious
tosto you don't find this side of
Coco-Cola, itself. It's a chummy
drink that people like right-out-of•
me-bome. Yes siree, the only thing
Vkm Coco-Colo is Coco-Colo, itself."
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Page Four T H E P L A I N S M AN M ay 194:
Baseball Squad Takes Fifth Straight
With 7-4 Win Over All-Star Team
Harkins And Williams
Take Hitting Honors CLARENCE HARKINS
In Tuesday's Game
By ALBERT LOBB
Auburn baseball team made it
five wins in a row Tuesday
nighl with a 13 nil 7 I win over
the Chattahoochee Valley All-
Si.n.- in We-! Pomt. The win was
the Tigers' seventh in nine starts
and their second over the Valley
team whom they bi a1 19-1 tn A.U -
bum in the first game of the
season. Auburn played a M111'1^
with tin" Acme Roofers of the
Montgomery City League In the
capitol city lasl nighl and vs-iii
finish the season against ( m u t er
Field on the .Auburn diamond
this afternoon. MIIIKT was on the
hill la.;t nighl and TIIIIK-I Kroii-
I'eld will b e t h e c h o i c e a g a i n s l t h e , , ,, . •••,, , , i.
Singles and a (Inutile. I Itey < ;u 11
( ; , m l ' 1 ' F i e l d t e a m , h ; " l , r ; " l n m halted in one run First SflCkei
:( l m the l , r s l "•' , h " tWQ »a m e Jack Curiae and rtghtfielder
s e r i e s - I N o r m a n I'.ari'ington both eoiilin-
Harking, William;; Load H i t t o r s ;1 I M | , ],,.,,. heavy hitting also as
Captain Clarence Harkins and each war. credited with two hits.
on the mound tor Auburn hut
was removed in the Rut Inning
at'tei he wns injured by a b a t t ed
ball) and T u r n e r Kronfcld
p i t c h e d the remainder of the
j (Jaiue. allowing an even do?en
| hit'- The win W6JS ei e d i t e d to
i K r o n f c l d and W88 his -.crond vir-toi'Y
ot the rampaiHU,
I
• T i g e r s Come F r om Behind
A u b u r n went into the ton half
of the sixth trailing 4*8 and
Combined three singles with Bar-flngtoh'l
double b> push over
threi SCOreS. They added one
m o t e m the e i g h t h to c!inch the
game ai the All-Star.- were im-a
b l e to tally alter their bin
fourth
The ling score!
A u b u r n 100 2 3 0 1 0 0 7 13 4
All S t a r s 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 4-12-2
Oates, Kronfeld and White;
Kenny and CrOgganB.
G^f?^ss,ONeo\HARD-HIT TRACK TEAM TO
MEET STRONG TECH SQUAD
leftfielder Frank Will
the hitting stars of
game, each having thr
live trips to the plati
had tWO singles and
while William:, had a
amS were
Tuesday's
•<• hits lor
• rlar kins
a triple,
pair of
a Single and a
rington's two 1
two runs. Glbbf
lllllg double Wl
Tiger extra has
bight bander
dollbli
lagger
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IS the
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Ed ()••
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driving m
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only other
Pes started
3 neat morale-builders
ARTIST
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p r e t e d with stage antics which
Kept thr' a u d i e n c e in a h i l a r i o us
mood from start h> fini;.h
Throughoul the gntirs program
t h e diction of Hie -:iuger was per
lee!, and the a u d i e n c e could und
e r s t a n d e v e r y Wold of.I he SongS.
STUFF
H p H E S E llire«r A r r o w Sliirln Tlill, T r u m p flttrj
• Paddock certainly perk a man up those day*
. . . they're so neat ami line-fitting.
These Arrow* are cut to fit a man's frame . . .
by the exclusive "Mitoga" fit-your-fignre method.
All b e a r S a n f o r i z e d labels, w h i c h m e a n t t h e y can
n e v e r .xlirink more, t h a n a p a l t r y 1%; all have,
their buttons unchoreu on.
Hill, S2.21 . . Trump, 82.21 . . Paddock, $2.7r»
OLIN L HILL
" T H E MAN WITH THE T A P E"
F O R A R R O W S H I R T S — •m
D O Y O U D I G I T?
St/bmillirr] h/ M. B. S»«*art
Princeton University
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II seems that the shots were
the woi.;| thing the ERG "men"
had Io eiiflure on Iheji reeenl
vacation. The doctor-. - I h c y ggy
— w i ' i c r< a l ly quick with the
needle. < )ne guy d i u p p e d his h:il
while going t h r o u g h the physical
and was inoculated before he
could straighten up—and not in
t h e aim!
* + *
Some one was t a k i n g a final in
1. 11 e r i n oc I y n a m leg—'bi I t e r hiiuwn
in e n g i n e e r i n g circles as Uiermn
G—dam m i c s - - H e r e ' s how things
went:
They asked hirn on the final if
a mole of any gas
In a vesKel with a membrane
through which hydrogen
could pass
Wen- compressed fo half its
volume, what, would the rn-t
r o p y be,
ff I wo t h i r d s delta s i g ma
equalled half of delta p.
He said he guessed the e n t r o py
MARTIN
"THE PLACE TO GO"
Friday May 7
'HENRY
ALDRICH GETS
GLAMOUR'
s t a r r i ng
HENRY LYNDON
Saturday, May 8th
'RED RIVER
R0BINH00D'
w i th
TIM HOLT
After 6 P. M.
'TRUCK
BUSTERS'
Sunday and Monday
May 9 and 10
'WHITE SAVAGE'
flatting
JON HALL
Tuesday, May 11
D<yuM« Faataw Pay
THE PRIME
MINISTER'
mi
'SIX GUN TRAIL'
J a m e s Cleveland Swanner,
J r . , an Auburn g r a d u a t e has
b e e n commissioned a second
l i e u t e n a n t in the U. S. Marine
Corps and will u n d e r g o the final
phases of the r u g g e d officers'
t r a i n i n g course at Q u a n t i c o . Va..
b e f o r e faking to t h e field to lead
l e a t h e r n e c k s in b a t t l e.
L i e u t e n a n t S w a n n e r is the son
of Mr. and Mrs. James Cleveland
S w a n n e r of L u v e r n e , Ala,
His wife, Mrs, Cora Lipscomb
S w a n n e r , lives at 118 Burton
S t r e e t in Auburn.
would have Io etjual loin.
t?ftlt§§§ the ,-;i-eond hi\v would
bt iug it up ;i couple mmn
Bui then it might be seven, if
t'n.- Ihernuediil W§8 goo I,
Or it might I"1 SlfflQsl zero if
once lightly u n dei St06ai
Minus Services Of Five Top Runners,
Tigers Will Be Underdogs In Match Here
Hv ALBERT LOIS
Auburn's track team will mcH the Bt£98g 6r§QFft§ Tech
eiu.lei squad this Saturday ai'tcrnnnn on thr Auburn track
minus the services Qi I'ivr &f thrir b>p runners Karl Cleg-horn,
.lack Brush. Boh Hints. Jim lv»hin;"u, and Elnomac
Creel are all at Atl&ntag F§H|
i i M l l , 'I'll.•?.' m. n will i ;U i v thn huhlr>n
(lip louaei di?laHoe? b ' m o i i o \ \ -.
(,« olTsrl Ihp |ii5= of
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M e p h e i ^ o n lining i i u t i i il
!he Aiiuv t h i o u g h the A d v a u ed
UOTC progiam Con=eU u e n t l v . l a l i e . n p i i na
Ihe Teeh (earn, winner- fjVSl
V a n d v. Alabama. Migeisfiippi
S t a t e and Georgia Pre Fbghl w i i l . l ; "M
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m a t e h p s tlu.p far thifl - ^ " ' A u - U - 1 ' '" t h l d , ? h - . to fill the gap
V a u d e . h i l t i b ' f l b v Utu = b I P n t o u . Ihp t§Sffl'g
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( ' h a r b e l'"innfy. mi-.-:ing liooi llu-
P r e - F l i g h t meei. will all •»• b&l N
for I h i I week'? i o m p e t i l ion
t h o u g h ?uffei iug Fj*§frl m i n i n g g
w r ' - k of c o n d i t i o n i n g and taking
Army phots. N^Vefih§l©§i ih<v
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lnW an I h i g h liUtdh'=: :md liigh
jump, F i n n e y in the LOO Bflu 330
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h" affe. | e i | hy I li.-. |o = ? oT Ih'- five
n u l l , Uu gg of whopi fii•€•• hMIri -
men. with Pru?h ab=e.nl l i om the U
1100 and 230, Co-el h,,,,, ih.- 4iH. |
He handed il in and thi? [g C l e g h o i u fiom the @30j HilitS ||
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f r om Hie mile, and R00lfl§0fl Si
and B r u s h are t h u s fat Ufldelefll i *•
etl in dual m e t i nmpnl il ion. loir | l|
ing ;i toini of sin fust? betweeti l lj
(hem 1I1f
Cofich dulse.!! will piobaldy l ||
use Iwo fieshmeii. (Jeoige Hull *«'
:md I ' d " ( ' j i i i e i . in lie1 two ffille fej
to replace Ihe fife§§fll nohin^on. !»J
w i t h v e t e r a n Herb !vloig;iii algQ 51
c o m p e t i n g . Morgan will al§fj PUfl | | |
t h e mile, with Bob ( h tSgUS '»' p
l ; i g i |= \r.'\\\ leaill V'/ilh in"."1 o n e I 111
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CHARLIE FINNEY
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I Welcome Soldiers And
Service Men!
whal he go| b a t k:
" J u s l as you guessed the cii-b
o p y . I'M ha\r e to gu<\ss your
grade,
But the second law won't raise
it lo Ihe mark you might have
mad'-;
For it might have been a hmi-clied
if y o u r gUg§8§S had beefl
good
Hut J think ii must be zer© uii-
(il they're r i g h t l y understood
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A girl will never be g lady, if
she lets whistling disturb—my
there's a ghsrtage of ladies.
BflO grid »•
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V im i i n v r 111n11tff <i i o k h a k i afia
n i p pi m i d of V"ii I Ij " p b-.
• ,,H'|I f i l l i l Ibe ;::iliO' f . i e i e l l io
and efficiency M hed'o •
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