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VOLUME LII AUBURN, ALABAMA, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929. NUMBER 33
DR. KNAPP ANNOUNCES CHANGES IN ATHLETIC SITUATION HERE
MOBILE MARDI
AUBURN BAND
Band Returns From Fourth
Mardi Gras In
Mobile
GRAS CLOSES;
HAS BIG PART
IN TWO PARADES MONDAY
Daily Concerts Given
Band In Bienville
Square
By
Tuesday night witnessed the close
of the most successful and joyous
Mardi Gras celebration ever given in
Mobile.
Festivities were brought to a dramatic
conclusion with a program of revelry
befitting the annual visit of the
, emperor of joy, King Felix. The
day's varied program'ended with the
grand mask ball, at the municipal
wharf. The end of this ball, some
time during the "wee small hours",
also officially ended the reign of the
joy King, who has returned to oblivion
for another year.
The Auburn band played a prominent
part in every celebration or parade,
and was particularly active in
the final day's celebration, being in
two parades as well as giving the
daily morning concert in Bienville
Square. The Mobilians seem to enjoy
the "Tiger Band" more than any
other, and, in spite of the cold weath
er, huge crowds were on the streets
to witness the parades and listen to
the music.
The King's parade Monday was the
largest and most elaborate in the his
tory of Mardi Gras at Mobile. Four
bands, the Navy band, Louisville and
Nashville band, Bienville, Rifles, and
the Auburn band were placed at dif
ferent sections of the parade, and
played during the entire trip through
the city, a distance of approximately
three miles. In addition to marching
in the parade the Auburn boys also
had the honor of riding out on the
bay in the new coast guard cutter
Pontchartrain, and escorting the King
of the Carnival back to the city, where
the procession started.
At seven-thirty P. M. Monday the
beautiful parade of the Infant Mystics
took place, and afterward the
coronation of the Queen by the King,
at which the Auburn Band played.
The Infant Mystics ball following the
coronation is supposed to close the festivities
-on Monday, but everything
was going strong all during the night
and throughout Tuesday. The presence
of the band was not officially
scheduled for this affair, but no doubt
they were there in a body.
Auburn's Band has helped the Mobilians
celebrate Mardi Gras for four
consecutive years, and in all probability
the Carnival Association will continue
to have them present at all future
celebrations. Its reputation is
good in the Gulf City and thousands
of people have come to recognize the
band as a necessary part of the Mardi
Gras celebration.
BANK OF AUBURN
BEING REMODELED
Bank Will Take Over Whole First
Floor of Building
In passing by the Bank of Auburn
one can not help but notice the many
improvements being made. This only
means that the merchants of the town
are catchpg the spirit of Greater Auburn,
and improving their establishments
accordingly. ,
Arrangements have been made, according
to Mr. Martin, cashier of the
Bank, to take the entire first floor
over. This will give" approximately
twice as much room for the lobby, as
well as giving much more space for
the different offices of the bank.
A special feature of the improvement
is a new vault, which is to be
modern in every respect. The building
will also be remodeled on the outside,
as four new windows are to be
added, and a stucco finish applied.
MUCH INTEREST
SHOWN LOCALLY
LITTLE THEATRE
"Rip Van Winkle" To Be
Presented Soon; Cast
Announced
HAS MANY NEW MEMBERS
Due to the active interest taken by
the faculty and townspeople in the
Little Theatre Guild of Auburn, this
dramatic circle is rapidly developing
into one of the strongest organizations
in the community. Since its
establishment two months ago, numerous
dramatic enthusiasts, among
whom are many of unusual talent,
have been enlisted to the movement.
Plans are under way for the presentation
of "Rip Van Winkle" in the
future. Everyone will recognize the,
title of this delightful comedy as being
inseparably associated with Joseph
Jefferson, oftimes referred to as the
greatest actor the South has ever produced,
whose superb characterization
of "Rip" made the play famous. The
cast of characters has been announced
to be as follows: Professor Van Wag-enon,
Rip Van Winkle; Mrs. Irving,
Mrs. Carlovitz, Professors Atkinson
and Baughman, and Dean Judd.
Kiwanis Invite
Preps Club Send
Man Each Meet
According to an announcement
made today by J. C. Grimes, president
of the Auburn Kiwanis Club, a standing
invitation has been issued to the
Press Club for one member of that
group to attend the weekly luncheons
of the aforementioned service cloUT
This action taken by the Kiwanians
is indicative of the fine spirit of cooperation
evidenced at all times by
that organization. It is needless to
say that the entire staff of The
Plainsman appreciates very greatly
the invitation extended to one of its
representatives.
The generous contribution of the
Kiwanis Club brings to mind another
question. Will the other service clubs
do likewise? In all larger towns a
representative from the newspaper of
that community attends the open
meetings of these groups. It is
necessary that they do so that the
news reports of such meetings be not
stereotyped and uninteresting. The
luncheons of the service clubs in Auburn
are of special interest to the
townspeople at large. Will the others
make it possible for more interesting
and personal accounts of these weekly
assemblies to go into print through
the medium of the Plainsman report-
JEFF BATTLE RUN
DOWN BY AUTOIST
f
Negro Porter Hit at Railroad Crossing;
Severely Bruised
In the second accident in Auburn
during the past week, Jeff Battle,
negro of about forty-five years of
age, porter at the Brewer Hotel was
badly injured when hit by a Chevrolet
coupe driven by M. N. Brumbeloe,
resident of Auburn. The accident
occurred at 5:30 yesterday afternoon.
The negro was crossing College
Street at the railroad crossing
when the car, going at about fifteen
miles an hour, struck him. The victim
received several bad cuts on the
face and head, and a severe wrench
to his back. First examination by Dr.
Yarbrough revealed no broken bones,
however.
Drafting Room
Floor Is Given
By Barrett Firm
Gift Is Result Interest Taken
By John W. Davis
Elected 0. D. K.
GIFT IS APPRECIATED
Covering Almost As Good
As Linoleum to Cover
Cement
The Barrett Company of Birmingham
has given enough of their high
grade roofing material to cover the
floor of the drafting room used by the
students in Architecture at the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute. This material
makes a splendid "floor covering,
almost equal to linoleum, and removes
the hardships occasioned because
of the cement floor on which
the students have had to work heretofore.
Announcement to this effect was
made Tuesday by Dean Frederic Child
Biggin of the School of Architecture
and Allied Arts, who stated that the
gift comes as a direct result of the
interest in Auburn borne by a former
student, John E. Davis, now a prominent
architect in Birmingham, who
presented the need of this floor covering
to the Barrett Company.
President Knapp and Dean Biggin,
as well as the students and faculty of
the School of Architecture, are most
enthusiastic in the expression of their
appreciation to the Barrett Company
for this valued gift.
The letter announcing the gift from
Mr. Davis to President Knapp follows:
"When in Auburn recently, I
noticed that the boys in the Architectural
department were working on a
cement floor. Realizing that this
must be pretty hard on the boys, as
well as the professors, I got in touch
with the Barrett Company and they
stated this morning that they would
be delighted to give the Architectural
Department one of their high grade
roof coverings, which will make a
practical covering for this floor, equal
almost to linoleum."
Dr. Knapp Is Proud
Grandfather Now
Daughter Is Born to Bradford Knapp,
Jr., of Washington, D. C.
Dr. Bradford Knapp has a new
title. A telegram from Bradford
Knapp, Jr., in Washington, announced
the arrival of a daughter in his
home, this being the first grandchild.
Dr. and Mrs. Knapp are receiving
congratulations from their numerous
friends. The baby was born February
10.
The news came to Dr. Knapp immediately
upon his return from Houston,
Texas, where he attended the
celebration of the twenty-fifth anniversary
of Extension work in agriculture
and home economics, the work
being founded by his father, the late
Dr. Seaman A. Knapp.
j . B. MCMILLAN
Who received membership in the
Omega circle of Omicron Delta Kappa
as recognition of his outstanding
service in student publications. He is
business manager of the Plainsman,
a literary editor of the Cajoler and interested
in the Auburn Forensic Council.
MISSDOBBSIS
MADE DELEGATE
WORLD MEETING
Meeting International Educators
In Geneva
Local Churches
Make Plans for
Series Meetings
Y. M. C. A. Officials Cooperating
With Pastors
NOT BE CONSOLIDATED
Dr. McGuire, Miss Skinner,
Col. McGehee Will
Be Here
DEAN WOMEN HONORED
Appointed By Dr. Lamkin,
President U. S. Education
Body
NOTICE
A general meeting of the Little
Theatre of Auburn has been called by
president J. R. Rutland, for 7:30
Thursday evening at the Y. W. C. A.
hunt. Dr. Knapp will speak to the
members of the Little Theatre and
others interested in the promotion and
encouragement of dramatic art. It
is expected that Dr. Knapp will outline
plans for the future of dramatics
at Auburn. Other speakers will appear
on the program, and matters of
policy will be discussed.
NOTICE
During the recent flu epidemic
when many of the sick boys stayed
in the Alumni Hall some of these
sick boys left their bed clothes in the
dormitory. - Mother Burney states
that if these are not called for in the
near future they will be disposed of.
All the boys are urged to call for
them as soon as possible.
Miss Zoe Dobbs, dean of women at
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, has
been appointed a delegate to the
Geneva, Switzerland, conference of the
World Federation Education Association,
July 26th to August 3. The appointment
was made by Dr. U. W.
Lamkin, president of the National
Education Association of the United
States. The appointment makes Miss
Dobbs a member of the committee on
international relations, which is considered
one of the highest honors in
the gift of the association.
Whether or not she will accept the
appointment has not been decided by
Miss Dobbs. She hopes to do so and
become one of a large number of educators
of the United States to cross
the Atlantic and go to Geneva to attend
the international gathering of
leading educators.
Miss Dobbs is an Alabama woman.
She came to Auburn as a social director/
in 1922. She served continuously
in this capacity until 1927 when she
became dean of women and also social
director. She is a lecturer on literature
and other subjects, having served
as president of the Alabama English
Teachers Association in 1924.
Born at Spring Garden, Alabama,
Miss Dobbs attended public school and
later the Tuscaloosa Female College.
She received both A. B. and M. A.
degrees at the University of Wiscon-
(Continued on page 6)
Every possible convenience is being
arranged by Y. M. C. A. officials,
cooperating with the pastors of the
local churches, in presenting the annual
Evangelistic Services here this
spring. Contrary to the usual custom
of consolidating these services at a
central point, this season they are
being offered in the various churches
of the town, making it convenient
for students to attend the church of
their choice.
These services will open March 10,
and extend through the entire week
following. A number of the leading
evangelists of the country will be employed
in making these services of
greatest attraction to students.
Dr. B. C. MacGuire, pastor of the
First Presbyterian church of Montgomery,
will lead the services at the
local Presbyterian church. He will
be assisted by. Miss Julia Lake Skinner,
formerly a resident at Auburn,
who received her college training at
Agnes Scott and later went to the
Biblical Seminary in New York.
(Continued on page 6)
Prof. Earlie Dies
Herradura, Cuba;
Got Degree Here
Information has been received at
Auburn by Dr. E. R. Miller of the
death in Herradura, Cuba, of Professor
Franklin S. Earle, former professor
at Auburn; and upon whom
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute
conferred the honorary degree of master
of arts in 1903.
It was in 1896 when Prof. Earle
came to Auburn as associate professor
of biology and horticulture. Later
he was promoted to the head of the
department and also biologist and
horticulturist for the experiment station.
He left Auburn to become assistant
curator to the New York Botanical
Garden.
When the Cuban government decided
to establish an agricultural experiment
station the United States was
asked to recommend a man. Prof.
Earle was recommended and appointed.
He organized and established an
experiment station which was a model
of its kind for completeness and efficiency.
On leaving the experiment station
he engaged in tropical agriculture,
specializing in sugar cane technology
He was employed in both Cuba and
Porto Rico.
Along with his other duties he
found time to write a book on plant
pathology. The book came from the
press prior to his death.
THREE ASSISTANT COACHES
RESIGN; BOHLER IS RETAINED
President Knapp clears up rumors; makes public whole situation;
gives Bohler square chance; Moulton, Pitts and
Brown resign as means clearing up situation; Lee retained
for seasonal work; "Bull" McFadden employed as Freshman
coach; Pitts accepts position assistant professor in
Mathematics Department; Knapp praises three men highl
y ; Mr. J. V. Brown not be connected athletic department
in future; Knapp discusses situation in detail.
Today Is Saint Valentine's Day;
Season of Sentiment and Memory
Valentine Day! Day of beautiful lengends and sentiments—season
of love—a time when one can yield to his inner sentimental urge without
being called a sentimentalist. The special Valentine decorations still
remain in the shop windows. Everyone in the passing throng glances at
—most of them stop to look at—the display of hearts intertwined.
There stands a boy who is barely
eighteen-—in his eyes is something of
an inspired light—or is it an expression
of longing? One can easily read
his thoughts. He is thinking of the
times when many Februarys ago he
would wait impatiently for twilight
to start on his most thrilling adventure
of the year. In one hand dainty
valentine^ to his childhood sweethearts,
and in the other those terribly
funny comic sheets (he had found
one to suit every member of the
gang, he would traverse the entire
town, leaving in his wake joy, and
in some cases mischief.
And there's another looking in the
shop window—a pretty little girl with
a hopeful expression and still more—
some scornful, but all, even though
"sophisticated collegiates," wishing,
down in their hearts, that someone will
say to them, "Be my Valentine."
President Knapp makes the follow
ing statement regarding the athletic
situation at Auburn:
"I wish very much we might have
gone along a little further into the
year before any announcement was
necessary in view of some circum
stances and conditions but apparently
it is necessary at this time to make
something of a statement regarding
the situation.
"Apparently during the year or
more before I came here, the athletic
situation at Auburn had gone from
bad to worse. In the year before I
came here a deficit of funds for the
support of the athletic department,
including inter-collegiate sports, had
accumulated in the sum of $36,541.62
The Board of Trustees called my attention
to this matter when I came
Intercollegiate sports are and properly
should be supported entirely out of
the income from games. The Board
of Trustees of this institution in
sists upon this and the president of
the institution recognizes that there
is no other alternative except supporting
the athletic program in the
way indicated.
"A year ago last fall the former
head coach and director of athletics
resigned. Some three or four months
prior to my coming here as president,
the former administration with the active
cooperation of a committtee of the
alumni proceeded to select the coach
and employ him on a three-year contract,
which all parties knowing anything
about it considered to be binding.
With that situation facing us
and with obligations for the continuance
of the full coaching staff, we
began the work of the present year.
It was apparent to me at the very beginning
that there was a great deal
of bickering, wo*rking at cross purposes
and even disloyalty, mainly on
the outside. I firmly believe there
was little, if any, of this within the
coaching staff itself. On the coaching
staff are a head coach, a track
coach and trainer, a football line
coach, a freshman coach, a baseball
coach and an assistant football and
basketball coach and three short-time
assistants.
We proceeded to work along as best
we could under these extreme difficulties
with a new system, with an
earnest effort to instill discipline, cooperation
and team work where these
had not existed for some time past.
We have all realized that the conditions
could not be made ideal nor
could the difficulties be repaired in
one year, possibly considerably longer.
After a great deal of mature consideration,
in view of the serious financial
condition, and in spite of the
disastrous season in football, I felt
that the only thing in the world there
was to do was to stand by the contract
which the previous administration
had made and continue the head
coach and give him one more chance
to endeavor to work it out. To keep
him and not back him up would be
little short of foolhardy and shortsighted.
At the same time, I am
frank to say that I felt that some
changes needed to be made, not because
the men here were not good
men, but with a feeling that new
blood and new spirit might help to
revive the general physical well-being
of athletics at this institution.
There are a great many difficulties
that it is not necessary for me to
discuss.
Coach Bohler is being retained under
his contract for another year as
head coach and head of the department
of physical education. There is
no Director of Athletics at this institution,
such office having been abolished.
Responsibility for athletics rests
upon the administration of this institution
and will continue to so rest.
I know what that responsibility is
and I am summoning the courage
necessary to see it through with per->
feet assurance to the public that I am
going to do my very best but at the
same time realizing fully the difficulties
of the situation and the complicated
character of it due very largely
to matters that occurred before I
ever came to Auburn and for which
I feel no responsibility whatever. I
think the alumni and other friends of
Auburn ought to realize that they have
set me the task of trying to dig this
thing out of the cellar. I did not
put it in the cellar and the task of
digging it out is exceedingly more difficult
than the task of tumbling it into
its lowly position.
In the rearrangement there was
mutual understanding and, in good
harmony, three of the assistant coaches
have resigned. Coach Pitts has
accepted the position which I have
tendered to him as assistant professor
in the Department of Mathematics
where he has in the past proven himself
to be a most excellent teacher.
Without the least doubt, he will be
used during the football season to
help us but his help will be help given
similar to that by other members of
the faculty in emergencies and on
specially detailed work. Coach "Red"
Brown has resigned to accept a business
position and Coach Moulton has
resigned to accept a very excellent
position in conjunction with an Insurance
business in Mobile. Personally,
I have the very highest of admiration
and friendship for these
three men. They have shown unusually
fine qualities; they are specialists
in the main. Each one of them
has been to my desk and we have had
perfectly good understandings. I have
shaken hands with them and assured
each one of them of my friendship
and desire to help them in any way
and of my regard for them personally
and in behalf of the institution.
The step should not be regarded in the
least as a disparagement of the ability
of these men as coaches. Sometimes
the very best professor in the
world does not fit in with a departmental
organization in the college because
his training or experience is
either a duplicate or overlapping of
those already in the department.
Moulton in particular is a splendid
baseball coach and has produced a
winning team. We all regret his
leaving. If we had an abundance of
money and* were free of debt, we might
have put on additional coaches here
and retained all those we had. Personally
I should like to have done that
but as a public officer staring a
financial situation squarely in the
face, I cannot longer continue an impossible
situation. I stand ready to
recommend these three men fully and
unqualifiedly.
"Earl ("Bull") McFadden, now
coach at the Cloverdale High School
in Montgomery, an active, vigorous
and successful coach, has accepted our
proposal to come here as assistant
coach especially in charge of the freshman
squad. We are expecting to take
on one other coach who will be a
combination line coach and baseball
coach and we are hoping to get a
man of outstanding ability for that
position. We are not ready to announce
any selection at this time.
Coach Hutsell, of course, is retained
under this arrangement. Mr. J. V.
(Continued on page 6)
PAGE TWO
THE PLAINSMAN THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929.
S AUBURN FOOTPRINTS E
Carol Porter, Lambda Chi Alpha efficiency expert, has just discovered a use
for and put into effect the use of something else which had hitherto been wasted.
It will be remembered that Carol was the instigator of the movement for the use
of empty shaving lotion bottles for paper weights, and for the use of the strings
that come around our laundry bundles for repairing tennis nets.
Carol found that the refuse from the house kitchen was being thrown away
and absolutely wasted. Carol got busy. First, he made some sort of mysterious
arrangement with a darkish person whose name has not been divulged to the press.
Then he sallied far out into the country and bought two very noisy young pigs and
gave them to the mysterious darkey.
Carol, after all negotiations had been completed, gave out the dope on the
mysterious agreement. It was that the darkey is to have active charge of both
pigs, and that he is to collect the Lambda Chi Alpha kitchen refuse and feed it
to said pigs, for which service he is to receive sole ownership of one of the pigs.
So concludes the latest episode in the life of the wonder efficiency expert. ^
—E. Fish Ency.
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THE PRICE OF FRIENDSHIP
Now listen, playmates, listen,
And I shall tell you
• . How I once met a girlie, '
Like the other fellows do.
I loved; yes, I loved,
And she knew it very well;
I tipped her to a playmate,
And he held her in his spell.
He filled her full of stories,
And said I wasn't true
The next time I saw my loving one
She said, "I'm through with you!"
That's all I know, boys,
All I wish to tell,
But if you have a loving one,
Let your playmates go to Hell!
.. —Convict Number 969
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Pants are made for men and not for women. Women are made for men and
not for pants. When a man pants for a woman and a woman pants for a man,
that's a pair of pants. Pants are like molasses—they are thinner in hot weather
and thicker in cold weather. There has been much discussion as to whether pants
is singular or plural. Seems to us that when men wear pants it is plural and
when they don't wear pants, rf is singular. ... If you want to make the pants last,
make the coat first.—Adonis.
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Have you heard that all work and no play makes Jack— and plenty of it?
Pandora wasn't the first co-ed who got into dutch by 'trying to lift the lid. Have
you ever had an idea as simple as a flapper with a busted garter? Did you meet
the dumb one at the dances who thought that a stewed prune was a fraternity man?
—The Gambler.
WITH OTHER COLLEGES
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the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn,
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Subscription rates $3.50 per year (60
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Business and editorial offices at Auburn
Printing Co. on Magnolia Street.
Office hours: 11-12 A. M. Daily.
STAFF
Ludwig Smith Editor-in-Chief
James B. McMillan Business Manager
EDITORIAL STAFF
Rosser Alston, '29 Associate Editor
Raymond DeArman, '29 _-Associate Editor
A. V. Blankenship, '30 — Associate Editor
Victor Savage, '30 Associate Editor
J. D. Neeley, '30 Managing Editor
K. R. Giddens, '30--Ass't. Managing Editor
Tom Brown, '31 - News Editor
Alex. Smith, Jr., '31 News Editor
Robert L. Hume, 31 __ Ass't. News Editor
Roy Sellers, '31 Ass't. News Editor
Carol Porter, '29 -— Sports Editor
Dick Jones, '31 Ass't. Sports Editor
Murff Hawkins Exchange Editor
REPORTERS
Robert Baxter, '32; T. S. Coleman, '32;
Kenneth Cooper, '32; Clarence Dykes,
'32; Thomas Dykes, '31; Edmund England,
'32; George Harrison, '32; John
Lewis, '31; S. H. Morrow, '32; Alex
Smith, Jr., '31; K. G. Taylor, '32; J. E.
Jenkins, '32; H. G. Tooney, '32; Victor
White, '32; D. Reynolds, '32; Don May,
• '29; Virgil Nunn, '31; Gabie Drey, ' 3 1;
Charles Matthews, '32; James Davidson,
'32; W. M. Taylor, '32.
BUSINESS STAFF
George Carden, '30 Ass't. Bus. Mgr.
Grady Moseley, '30 Ass't. Bus. Mgr.
W. B. Jones, '30 Advertising Mgr.
H. H. Milligan, '30 Advertising Mgr.
White Matthews, '31 — Ass't. Adv. Mgr.
CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
Office on ground floor of Alumni Hall.
Circulation Managers: Walter Smith '31,
J. M. Johnson '31, W. A. Files '31, J.
E. Dilworth '31.
Assistants: B. W. Kincaid '32; R. A. Mann
'32; Roy Wilder '32, Cleveland Adams,
'32, J. M. Barton '32.
Fraternities
Lower Standard
Last year the Interfraternity Council decided
that all pledges would have to attain
a scholastic average conforming to the college
requirements for graduation as a prerequisite
for initiation. That meant, of
course, that each man must have twice as
many quality points as credit hours. It
meant that to become a fraternity man at
Auburn, a pledge would have to demonstrate
that he was serious about this education
business and that he could pass the amount
of work necessary to graduate.
Something happened. Recently the Council
changed its ruling. This happened after
the grades came out, before time for the
first initiations under the new rule. The
old system is in effect again. The fraternity
heads decided that it wasn't necessary
for the freshmen to make the minimum college
requirements.
The Council backed down under fire. A
step toward raising fraternity standards
was begun, but was retracted in mid-air.
It was found that too many " Big Social
Men" didn't make the required average;
the grade was a little too stiff for the men
who want fraternity pins, yet who do not
demonstrate ability to do minimum-standard
college work. Maybe lack of willingness
rather than ability.
The place of the fraternities in the rating
of college groups is already nothing to
cause pride. To make an effort to improve
that, then back down when its effects became
apparent looks like a plain case of
"white eye." The fraternities are admitting
that they will not require the minimum
college requirement of their members; they
are admitting that they want men who fail
to accomplish their ultimate purpose at college;
or they are catering to men whose
purpose is to stay one year and acquire a
little jeweled knick-knack, with the least
possible effort.
Dramatic T o u r n a m e n t Is
Big Thing For Auburn
According to an announcement made by
Prof. Rutland, the state high school dramatics
tournament will be held here April 13.
This tournament is held annually under the
auspices of the Alabama Association of
English Teachers. It has been held heretofore
in Birmingham, coming at the time of
the Alabama Educational Association meeting.
We think that Auburn is indeed fortunate
to have this tournament. It will mean
one more chance to display our attractions
to prospective college students. It will be
one more chance to impress visitors favorably.
It is a step toward making Auburn
a cultural center. It shows to the. people
of the state that we appreciate and are interested
in some of the things of life that
do not appear on pay checks.
The work of Professor Rutland in bringing
this tournament to Auburn is deserving
of mention. In doing it he is rendering the
institution a service and is helping us build
up a school that goes outside the lecture
hall to serve the state in an educational
way.
Baseball Is
Not Far Ahead
We are glad to see preparations for baseball
season getting under way. Of all the
major sports we feel that baseball is most
typically American. All of us, since we were
big enough to throw a ball, have engaged
in the old American game, and feel that we
know something about it.
Soon we will be cutting afternoon lectures
and going out to the diamond where
we'll buy a bag of peanuts and a bottle of
soda pop and settle down on an uncomfort-able
wooden seat to an afternoon of unalloyed
pleasure. The crack of the bat on
ball, the thump of ball in glove, the unintelligible
grunts of the "umps", the shrill
admonitions of the shortstop or catcher, the
inevitable dog in centerfield, the razzing
from the bleachers and the ever-present female
who makes dumb cracks will soon be
with us.
Our best wishes for a successful season
go with Coach Moulton, Captain Howard
Smith and the team as they prepare* to
enter the season of 1929. Auburn triumphed
in Southern Conference baseball last
year and we are confident that the feat can
be repeated.
Book B r i d g e Is
New D e p a r t m e nt
We wish to call attention to a new department,
tq_become a regular feature of
the Plainsman, Book Bridge. This column,
a discussion of books recently published, will
be conducted by P. B. Cole, of the English
department. Mr. Cole has had quite a bit
of experience in reviewing books, doing
such work for an Atlanta newspaper before
coming to Auburn last fall. Book
Bridge will be a regular feature of the Sunday
issue.
We have in times past had a book review
on the editorial page, but that has been discontinued,
and Mr. Cole's department will
supply our readers with a brief glance at
contemporary literature each week.
C o o r d i n a t i o n T h a t Leads
To No End Of Good
The Mechanical Engineering seniors of
this institution who last Monday very
profitably and pleasantly enjoyed the hospitality
of the Gulf States Company in an
inspection tour of the steel mills at Gadsden,
have returned to express their deep
appreciation to that company for the generous
and uplifting occasion extended them,
and to begin again with renewed vigor and
interest their study in this field of work.
The entire Institution also joins them in
thankful praise for this possibility, which
came as an invitation from L. E. Geohegan,
vice-president and general manager of the
company.
This event marks the initial appearance
of Auburn students at the plant where a
number of promising and advancing Auburn
graduates- now hold responsible positions.
The members of the inspecting crew,
who very soon are expecting to step out
into this field of endeavor carrying the
name and fame of Auburn trained workers
with them, spent Monday reviewing a new
bar mill, a blast furnace, a power plant,
modern electrical aids and appliances, and
plans and foundations for a new sheet mill.
All of which directly bears on the principles
of the study here, giving them a broad and
practical insight into the actual manipulations
in which they expect to become a part
later.
Not one of the members of the tour returned
without having gained a "broader
and uplifting view of this field of work,
and gaining an added advantage from the
experience. We mark this opportunity extended
by the Gadsden plant as an act of
very beneficial cooperation meriting the
thanks of the graduate Mechanical Engineers
and the college as a whole, which is offered
the company with a concept of its true
worth.
Ballot Rotation
To E q u a l i z e Positions
With class elections on the horizon, the
Plainsman takes the opportunity to suggest
that the system of ballot rotation be inaugurated.
That is if there are four names
to be voted on for an office, one fourth of
the ballot will carry name number One
first; one fourth will carry number Two
first; one fourth will carry number Three
first; and the remaining one fourth will
carry number Four at the head of the list.
This method gives each contestant a fair
deal. If the same name is printed first on
every ballot, it has a distinct advantage
over the others due to the fact that many
voters hurriedly place their pencil marks
beside the first name that attract their
eyes as they proceed down the ballot.
Under the system of ballot rotation each
nominee will go before the student body
with an equal chance as far as position on
the ballot is concerned.
" L i t t l e Things"
By Tom Bigbee
We wonder if you have caught the spirit
of this "Go-to-Church" movement among our
students? Judging from the increased attendance
at the various churches, if you
haven't, you are mostly out of line. Join
the fellows in a pleasant and profitable day
at..the church of your choice next Sunday—
and note the difference. You can't go
wrong in that.
Haven't you missed Prexy's Paragraphs
these past few weeks, while he was out adding
laurels to the name of our grand Institution?
We have been very forcibly impressed
by their absence, and anxiously anticipate
their return.
As we leisurely reclined before a warm
fire yesterday, a mosquito drifted before the
grate to be carried by the draft up the long,
smutty column commonly known as a chimney.
Even little things take warm journeys
sometimes.
Did you see the movie film burn in two
when a kissing scene was being enacted some
weeks ago here? Guess you'd be compelled
to call that a warm contact, eh what?
"Old Times" flashed back to our memory
as the Tiger cagesters downed the strong
Tulane quintet here Saturday night. More
of it, is what we are anticipating.
The way the Frosh five is galloping acress
the hardwood this season should be an in-spiriration
to any sport loving student body;
and we judge it means bigger and better
things ahead, still.
Since the All-College Stunt Nite, it is
a well established fact that we are graced
by the presence of genius of wit and originality.
And now you just must discard the
idea that you are the only campus frequenter
who has escaped the, curse of "dumbell-ism!"
"When cornered teach; otherwise give the
student a chance," expostulates a well-known
professor here. Yes, he is in the
Education Department, and was addressing
a group of future high school teachers.
"What Good Will This Do
MeT
The next time some subject seems bore-some
to you, and you wonder whether it
will prove of practical benefit, imagine
this scene—typical of the daily activities in
a large financial house—
One of the chief executives is discussing
with one of his colleagues a loan, let us
say, to a borrower in Germany. His conversation
reveals, a good knowledge of
German history, of its resources and development,
of its economic position, of its
scientific discoveries, and of the characteristics
of its people.
In the Advertising Department across the
room a young man is struggling with a
piece of "copy" which observes all the
principles of composition.
At a desk near a window a correspondent
is dictating a letter about the bonds of a
well-known dye company and we realize
that the correspondent knows his chemistry
as well as psychology.
In one of the sales divisions nearby, another
young man is demonstrating a good
practical understanding of logic and orderly
thinking. As the conversation proceeds,
we observe that a question of ethics in involved.
It would indeed be difficult to think of
any subject in the university curriculum
that would not be an asset to the young
man who plans to enter the investment business.
To capable young men it offers a
field of opportunity that deserves investigation.—
Halsey, Stuart & Co.
Oedipus, 1929 Model
Oedipus was a wise man indeed. He was
the only man to answer the question of the
Sphynx. He had read the five-foot shelf
fifteen minutes a day; and oh, the number
of cross word puzzles and ask-me-another's
he had solved! And lucky it was for him
that he knew the answer. For otherwise the
merciless Sphynx would have tossed him into
the yawning abyss below from which there
could be no return.
Each undergraduate at this and other colleges
is at this time in the position of Oedipus.
Our Thebes is the great goal of modern
education; our Sphynx, the faculty. A
little abashed we stand before this august
animal, some feigning an air of carelessness,
others frankly revealing their uncontrollable
fear. For far below us yawns the
abyss into which our failure to conform
to the demands of the faculty will cast us
and from which we can gain our footing
only as office boys or perhaps as millionaires
but never as Bachelors of Arts.
THE GEDUNK
I am the Gedunk that must criticise
everything. Nothing about the college ever
pleases me, or if it does, there are always
some changes that I could make. I criticise
the administration, the athletics, my professors,
the cafeteria and everything else
that I can think of. There is nothing upon
which I do not pass my profound judgment.
Of course, occasionally there is something
that even I cannot criticise, but I am very
careful to keep anyone from discovering
the fact.
SOUTHERN PROGRESS
The Southern States, in recent years have
made big strides in education and are
steadily rising to national standards, Dr.
Edgar W. Knight, professor of education
in the University of North Carolina, told
the members of the Institute of. Arts and
Sciences of Columbia University in an address
before a New York audience.
Owing to many obstacles growing out of
the Civil War, the Southern States are today
below national standards in education,
notwithstanding the steady, and, in some
cases, almost phenomenal progress since
1900, but recent trends offer undeniable testimony
that the South can and is attaining
to standards comparable with the best, Dr.
Knight asserted.
"The Southern States are beginning to
take the first step toward that achievement,
to face more squarely than ever before
their educational shortcomings," he
said. "These states now appear more determined
than at any time in the past to use
their material resources to increase their
cultural powers. They are learning that
they can do for education anything they
wish to do and that they need not remain
the Rip Van Winkle of American education."
I wonder how much longer we are to be
subjected'" to our weakness, altogether traditional,
being thrown upon our face. Comparing
education to football, if I may, we
had to show the world that the South was
playing and had been playing as good, if
not apparently superior football to any
other section of the country, despite the
fact that football was supposed to be on a
low plane in the South. Are we not p r o ducing
as well trained minds, doing as much
for the good of the nation, considering the
chance we have had, as any other part of
the United States? If not why?
* * * * *
CAMPUS BEAUTIFUL
The burden of protecting the beauties of
the Carolina Campus, has been thrust upon
the frosh of the University of North Carolina.
The Carolina Campus, said to be the
most beautiful in the South, is being ruined
by the many paths that are beaten
across the grass. The President of the Y.
M. C. A. in addressing the freshmen, told
them that they were the men who had not
yet formed their habits of campus actions,
and that they better than any other class
can put the proposition across because they
will be there for three more years. Fines
were tried for a while in the past, but were
removed when it was thought that the students
had enough pride in the campus to
stay off the grass of their own accord.
At Davidson and at the University of
Virginia, if anyone walks on the grass,
someone shouts at him. The result is that
the grass is always well kept.
You're right, this is a trivial matter to
run in this column, but I wonder if we
shouldn't adopt some form, like hollering
at those who persist in cutting up our
campus, to make them feel that it is their
duty to help keep and make our campus
beautiful.
* * * * *
WE WONDER???
Evidencing the increasing prominence of
co-eds in university and college activities,
Dorothy Loekwood, a junior at the University
of Tennesse, has been recommended
by the retiring editor of the Orange and
White, to be his successor. This recommendation
is equivalent to appointment.
The fact that this is not just an exception
is shown by the large number of coeds
on the staff of the Orange and White,
there being five and thirteen on the editorial
and reportial staff respectively.
The Auburn Plainsman is recognized as
being one of the leading student publications.
We have only one co-ed taking an
active interest in its publication. Someday
our co-eds are going to come out and join
with us in the editing of this paper. When
will it be?
* * * * *
CONGRATULATING EMORY
Scholastic standing has the strongest appeal
for men coming to Emory for the first
time, according to a questionnaire given out
recently. The questionnaire was given to
sophomores and freshmen and a total of
210 answered the questions asked and returned
the papers. Taking second and
third place, respectively are: Their parents
wanted them to go there and that Emory
is a Methodist Institution.
Although no arguments against Emory
was placed on the questionnaire, 107 gave as
their main reason against it "lack of intercollegiate
athletics." Next after this
against it was "no social life." The pro,
according to the questionnaire are: scholastic
standing, students and spirit, location,
campus and buildings, glee club, and 5-day.
weeks. The con are: lack of intercollegiate
athletics, no social life, lack of school spirit,
unknown outside of Atlanta, church control,
"sissies," and "High Hat."
* * * * *
EXAMS AND EXPENSES
Ohio State University spends more than
six thousand dollars a year for paper for
examinations, according to figures obtained
at the receiving department of the school.
Stencils used in printing the examination
paper cost about $2,400 per year.
These figures do not include the costs of
incidentals, pencils, erasers, and other class-rooom
supplies used in examinations. If
these costs, together with instructor's fees
and the cost of cleaning the typewriters,
were added it would cost the University
about. $9,000 per year for examinations.
- It has been estimated that 10,412 students
spend eight hours each day studying for
and writing finals. Averaging three courses,
each, a total of 249,888 hours per quarter
are spent.
MEDITATIONS
ON THIS AND THAT
^By ^Benjamin Trovosr-^
EDITORIAL NOTE: The opinions expressed
in this column are not necessarily
the editorial opinions of this paper. It is
a column of personal comment, and is not
to be read as an expression of our editorial
policy.
* * * * *
NARROWMINDEDNESS is a sorry
trait. The creature of ignorance,
sired by unintelligence, it yet holds
wide sway even in this age of enlightenment
and science. We in the-South are constantly
referred to as being chronically narrow-minded;
our section is called the Bigotry
Belt. Do we deserve the appellation?
In the college, if anywhere, should we
find refutation for the charge; in the college
truth and reason should prevail. Are we
free of narrowmindedness in the colleges?
Before coming to Auburn I attended
another Southern college. The student body
there was made up principally of men studying
to be doctors, lawyers, diplomats, ministers,
business men and educators. I noticed
a tendency to be narrow about many
things. For instance, education.
* * * * *
ENGINEERING was laughed at. The
idea of going to college to learn to
work problems in stress computation,
to learn how to build bridges, to mine coal,
to operate power plants or to design transformers
was laughed at. Get it in the
shop, they said. Civil engineers were
vaguely classified with plumbers; electrical
engineers with linemen. The various
branches of physics, chemistry and biology
were admitted to grace, but were unimportant.
Educaton meant liberal education. Erudition
didn't include mechanics, in their
estimation. The cultural things only were
considered of importance; men ignorant of
art, music, philosophy, literature, economics,
langugages, history and politics were unmentionable
barbarians; they needed civilization.
The man who expressed a desire
for a technical education was hooted at;
he was looked upon as one who couldn't
stand the intellectual pace and who wanted
a short cut to a college degree.
* * * * *
ABILITY to enjoy the nine symphonies
of Beethoven was considered worthwhile;
ability to construct a'concrete
slab was considered as a brickmason's accomplishment.
Te be conversant with the
thought of Russel, Freud and Dewey, to
know something about modern poetry, sculpture
and painting, to know something of
classic opera, to be able to converse intelligently,
at least, on contemporary drama
and short story—these were the things to
seek as the goal of an education.
* * * * J*
WHEN I came to Auburn I expected
to find, among so many scientists
and engineers, an openminded,
scientific attitude toward education; I expected
to find men who recognized the value
of cultural education along with technical
training, but did I find such men?
Very few. The ordinary engineer spends
one hour each day kidding the academic
students about their "crip" course. He has
been told by older engineers that only technical
courses are of value; therefore he
studies something that he will never follow
in life and sneers at the academic department.
He hasn't thought it out for himself;
he has accepted something that he has
heard. He would be laughed out of countenance
at a university were he to complain
about his difficult course, yet in his colossal
ignorance he is self-satisfied at Au-burfr.
It used to bother me. Now when I hear
one blowing off I mentally attach a ticket
"Narrow-minded ignoramus" and forget it.
THE TIGER
Tiger! Tiger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burned the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?
And what shoulder, and what arm,
Could twist the sinews of thine heart?
And whe.n thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? and what dread feet?
What the hammer, what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did He, Who made the Lamb, make thee?
Tiger! Tiger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
—William Blake.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929., THE PLAINSMAN PAGE THREE
MEN FOLLOW STYLES SAYS
DUCERF IN "CONCENTRATOR"
He-men collegians wear striped pajamas
in the privacy of their fraternity
houses because Peggy Joyce or
somebody wore 'em publicly at the
Lido last summer. And Joe College,
'29, will adorn himself in fancy silken
velvet vests and lounging ivbes
because Paul Poiret dressed a couple
of his models in the same materials
for a stroll down the Rue de la Paix.
Such are at least well justified con-'
elusions if we take at face value the
startling statements of Gaston J. Du-cerf,
European style scout' for leading
haberdashers, as published in the
February issue of the "Concentrator,"
men's wear organ of a Chicago manufacturing
firm.
Says Mr. Ducerf, "When called on
to answer the question, 'Do men follow
women in styles?", there is no
necessity for using diplomatic language
to get around the question.
From a careful survey of not only
the best men's wear shops but also
the most fashionable couturiers of the
Rue de la Paix during the past few
months, the answer must be in the
affirmative.
Mr. Ducerf, probably not thinking
of the irritation he would cause harmlessly
masculine minded students of
the U. S. A., makes out a very good
case for himself. "The trend," he
continues, "was noticeable away last
summer at the most fashionable sea-
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elaborate and fancy bathing suits in
bright colors similar to those displayed
by film and stage stars. This was
also true of robes; very little difference
being noticeable between the extravagant
and modernistic patterns
gotten out for men's wear and the
slightly more refined articles worn
by the women.
"During the recent fall and winter
sport season the best dress-makers in
Paris turned out many Ensembles in
knitted pullover sweaters and dresses
of futuristic patterns. This has been
immediately reproduced in articles recently
by the most fashionable haberdashers
in men's pullovers, golf hose,
cardingans etc. Under the name "po-loblends"
I predict that one such article
will meet with wide approval
this spring and summer for American
sports."
But that the trend is not one of
imitation, but rather adoption of the
best, Mr. Ducerf hastens to explain
(to keep men in good temper, probably)
he says that all men are learning
to dress for their own sake rather
than for the sake of their clothes.
"Men are learning to buy their haberdashery
in Ensembles to blend and
harmonize with their clothing. It is
that by which we may account for
the present trend. You must not mistake
me—men are taking nothing that
is effeminate from the ladies.
"Rather, women being recognized as
such experts in harmonizing colors,
quite a few manufacturers confining
their production to men's wear are
finding it to their advantage to watch
ALABAMA CLAIMS
TITLE IN FENCING
The University of Alabama has put
in its claim for championship honors
in fencing in the Southern Conference.
Unless other claimants prove
their superiority in this sport, the local
team will be acclaimed the rightful
title holder.
Alabama has not been defeated this
year. The team is daily going through
its drill and is gradually acquiring
many followers. Every day at the
practice hour, crowds gather in the
gymnasium to watch the participants
of this chivalrous sport.
Fencing is practically a new sport
in athletic circles of the South. There
are only five teams in the Southern
Conference. Schools that have teams
in this sport are, Virginia Military
Institute, Vanderbilt University,
South Carolina University, Alabama.
University, and Tulane University.
The fencers of the latter school are
said to be unusually good. Plans are
under way for a combat some time in
February between the Tulane Greenies
and the Alabama Crimson Tide, according
to A. Scafati, captain of the
Alabama etam.
Club Boys Raise Two
Bales Cotton on Acre
Gardner To Accept
Invitation to Become
Member of Blue Key
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O. Max Gardner, governor of North
Carolina, and alumnus of N. C. State
College, this week accepted the invitation
of Blue Key fraternity, honorary
organization, as an alumni member,
and will enter his name on the
roll as soon as the 1929 General Assembly
is disbanded.
The distinguished alumnus of the
college was voted into membership if
he would accept, several weeks ago,
and together with Dr. E. C. Brooks,
president of State College, will make
that chapter chapter of the Blue Key
national organization outstanding.
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Not satisfied with the production of
only one bale of cotton per acre 4-H
club boys of Alabama have succeeded
in doubling this by making two bales
per acre, according to the annual
report of T. A. Sims, state club leader
for the extension service of the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute.
Last year eighteen boys made two
bales of cotton per acre, Mr. Sims
reported. A few years ago the production
of one bale per acre was considered
a remarkable record. With
the advance of scientific information
in the production of cotton two bales-is
feasible under Alabama conditions
as demonstrated by these boys.
Eighty others made a bale and a
half per acre; 1213 made a bale; and
5418 made three-fourths of a bale.
These yields were made in spite of
unfavorable weather over a large part
of the state—largely south Alabama.
With a normal season throughout the
state the average would have been
much higher and a larger number
would have exceeded the goal of a
bale per acre.
Mr. Sims pointed out that there
was nothing impractical about these
remarkable records. Low production
costs were impressive. Reports from
hunderds of these boys reveal that it
cost them less than 5 cents per pound
to make cotton. Some . reported cost
below 3 cents per pound.
"At these figures," said Mr. Sims,
"the production of cotton is a very
profitable business. All of us are
indebted to the 4-H club boys for demonstrating
that unusually large yields
can be made on Alabama farms. They
did it under the direction of their
county demonstration agents who were
guided by the experiment station of
the Alabama Polytechnic Institute."
F.^S. Nishwitzj ex-'30, and at present
a student at Georgetown University,
made a bet that if Georgetown
beat West Virginia he would marry
Miss Marjorie Morris of Chevy-Chase.
Mr. Georgetown won the football
game and the couple motored to Rock-ville,
Maryland, where they underwent
the marriage ceremony.
Now they want to call all bets off
and the suit for annullments has begun.
The bridegroom claims that he
was under age at the time and had to
represent himself as being 21 to obtain
the license. Moral: don't gamble.
Rollins College will be the host of
the Florida Intercollegiate Press Association
at its annual. convention to
be held this year on February 21 and
22, according to Esther Boardman,
editor of the Flastacowo and president
of the Press Association,
February 21-25 constitute Founders
Week at Rollins and since many noted
journalists are to be present ft is expected
that the young writers will
learn much concerning the field of
journalism.
The Florida Intercollegiate Press
Association was founded nine years
ago at Rollins by .editors from Rollins,
Florida State College, and Southern
College. Both Stetson and the University
of Miami are members now.
The association met at Florida State
College last year.
Hollingsworth Speaks
At Ag Club Meeting
L. M. Hollingsworth, county agricultural
agent in Lee county, addressed
the Students Agricultural
Club at a regular weekly meeting in
Comer Hall Wednesday evening.
Mr. Hollingsworth gave a short,
though forceful impromptu speech of
praise for the real usefulness of the
activities of such a lively organization,
and fitting remarks of admonition
to its members who expect to go
out from college soon. A group of
almost 200 students heard him. Arriving
unexpectedly, he was not
placed on the regular program.
Mr. Hollingsworth graduated from
Auburn several years ago, and in his
remarks he referred to the days when
he attended the Ag Club here; regarding
them as extremely joyful I
and of real benefit. ,
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Nearly three million books have
been accumulated by Harvard University
since it was founded in the
seventeenth century.
According to late figures, the libraries
of the university now contains a
total of 2,784,300 volumes, 1,405,260
being in the stacks of the Harvard
College library.
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Polus Nicholson, president of the
local chapter of Phi Delta Chi, will
leave Tuesday, February 12, for Louisville,
Kentucky to attend the national
convention of that fraternity. The
convention will last four days, during
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chapters of Phi Delta Chi will be entertained
royally.
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CAROL PORTER, Editor DICK JONES, Associate Editor
Elmer Salter, Contributor. Tad McCalluio, R. E. Lulz, Assistants
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Tigers Win From
Greenies 40-25 In
Last Tilt of Series
By Dick Jones
The Auburn Tigers came to life
last Saturday night and presented a
surprising attack to defeat the Tu-lane
Greenie five 40-25 in the Au
burn gym.
The Tigers took the lead at the
very beginning of the game and held
it throughout the contest. Auburn
scored on the Greenies in the first
20 seconds of play to start the game
off with a bang. This initial score of
the tilt surprised the Tulane five a
great deal for they had not even been
given a chance to get their hands
on the ball before Mullin had tossed
it through the hoop after DuBose
had gotten the tip-off to Frazier..
Mullin and James, the Tigers
hustling cagemen, led the scorers for
the night with 13 and 11 points being
scored by them respectively. Savoy,
Tulane's fast forward, was third high
scorer with 8 points.
The whole Auburn team played
"heads-up" basketball throughout
the game and looked like an entirely
different team from the one that
played against Tulane the night before.
"Boots" Fulton and Frank DuBose
were handling the floor to a
perfection. They brought the ball
down the floor on nearly every attempt
and following it until it went
through the basket or into the referee's
hands. Vines, the Tigers guard
who had been sick in bed only a few
days before this game, played one of
the best games on the floor and worked
steady the whole game with James
in getting the ball off the backboard.
Mangum performed nicely at guard
for Tulane and scored 6 of their 25
points.
Lineup and summary:
AUBURN (40)—Mullin (13), and
Frazier, forwards; Captain DuBose
(5), center; James (11), and Vines
(7), guards. Subs. Fulton (4).
TULANE (25)--Savoy (8) and
Walshe (4), forwards; Roberts (5),
center; Mangum (6), and Ford (2),
guards. Subs. P. James and Eskridge.
Referee: Roosma (West Point);
Timer, Hutsell (Missouri); Scorer,
Salter (Auburn).
DuBose Receives Cup
From Macon Citizens
Resignations of These Three Coaches Officially Announced Today
Frank DuBose, president of
the senior class and one of the
most.outstanding centers to play
on Auburn's basketball team in
the last ten years, was presented
with a handsome loving cup by
the citizens of Macon, Georgia.
DuBose received his preparatory
training at Lanier High school
there.
Harry Kendall, an alumnus of
Auburn made the presentation
speech, in which he praised the
famous basket ball players that
Lanier has turned out, including
Mallard, Land, Stribling and DuBose.
Coaches Pleased
With Outcome of
Rat Cage Season
Ellis and Wood Are
To Report to Canton
Cluh For '29 Season
By Elmer G. Salter
News has been received in Auburn
that G. J. Ellis, former Auburn
three letter man, and Norman C.
Wood, one of the mainstays of the
Auburn mound corps for the past
three seasons have been released by
the Nashville Vols baseball nine to
Canton, one of their numerous farms.
Ellis, Gilchrist and Fob James
signed with the Vols after finishing
their diamond career at Auburn.
After a brief trail, Fob James was
released, and Gilchrist and Ellis were
released to Burlington in the Three
I League. Ellis finished the season
with Burlington while Gilchrist wai
recalled by Nashville before the conclusion
of the season and played good
ball for the Hamilton nine before the
close of the season.
Wood signed with the Mobile
Bears after a successful season with
Coach Moulton's diamond nine. He
was released by the Bears and signed
with Nashville, where he finished
the season.
Ellis has been coaching and teaching
at Bay Minette this year where he
produced a winning eleven on the
gridiron. • Wood returned to Auburn
to "finish the required work for graduation,
finishing at mid-term. He is
at present at his home in Jasper
where he will assist with the Jasper
High School baseballers before his
departure for Canton.
By Dick Jones
Coaches Bohler, Lee, and Brown
are well satisfied with the record already
made by their Auburn Rat dribblers
on the hardwood this year and
feel as though they have produced
some real material to aid the varsity
five next year.
The 1929 Rat quintet, that have
been under the tutorship of these
three Tiger coaches this season, have
lost only one game to date. This defeat
being given them by the strong
Georgia Tech Rats, after the "Baby"
Tigers had led them through the first
half by a good margin. The final
score of this game was Tech 25 and
Auburn 20. Then their next closest
game was the one with Dadeville.
Auburn only licked them 23-19. All
the rest of the Tiger Cubs games were
won by extra large margins. They
have defeated the following teams
so far this year and by the following
scores: Auburn 23, Dadeville 19; Auburn
42, Ridge Grove 33; Auburn 57,
Fairfax Mills 2 l ; Auburn 41, Bevelle
Athletic Club of Alexander City, 22;
Auburn 50, Birmingham-Southern
Rats 32; Auburn 47, Birmingham-
Southern Rats 27.
This completes the schedule of the
Rats with the exception of two' more
games to be played this week. They
will meet the Wetumpka High School
in Auburn Thursday afternoon and
the Tech Rats in Auburn Saturday
afternoon. The Wetumpka High lads
have an extra strong team this year
and are expected to give Auburn's
first year lads plenty of opposition.
The Tech Rats downed the Auburn
Rats in Atlanta last week so the Auburn
Rats are waiting for the chance
to meet them in the "Village of the
Plains," for they believe in themselves
enough to say, "The Tech Rats
had better come prepared for a good
licking".
Coach Bohler has given these Rats
the same coaching in the same manner
that he has given to the Varsity
and when they are running true to
form they work together exactly like
the Varsity five.
Working at the center berth he has
had Stewart most of the season. He
is a tall and loose-jointed center that
has failed to get the tip-off only a
few times this year. He has improved
a great deal in his work under the
basket this year and if he continues
to improve he is likely to fill the vacant
shoes of Captain DuBose next
year. Another lankey center that has
seen service in most all of the games
so far this year .is Beard. This is
another prospective player for next
year and is going to give someone a
real chase for a forward or center
position on the Varsity five. The forward
positions have been well handled
this year by Lumpkin, Jordan and
Aldridge. All three of these Rat
cagesters have shown real attili.ty
under the basket with their quick
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COACH "SLICK" MOULTON
By Elmer G. Salter
E. R. ("Slick") Moulton, whose
resignation as assistant football coach
and head baseball mentor at the Alabama
Polytechnic Institute has been
confirmed by Coach Bohler is one of
the few coaches in the game that has
a record of always producing a winner
when he was head coach.
Coach Moulton began his successful
coaching after finishing a brilliant
athletic career at Auburn under
Mike Donahue. He was one of the
leading flankmen in the country his
final season wearing an Orange and
Blue uniform and was selected on the
mythical all-Southern eleven and received
several mentions for the All-
American team. His playing against
the Army in 1922 brought him recognition
from the late Walter Camp,
Grantland Rice, Lawrence Perry, and
other well known sport scribes. He
was also one of the leading pitchers
on the Auburn baseball nine; receiving
the mythical All-Southern honor
on the diamond.
After closing out his four years
at Auburn, Coach Moulton was elected
as athletic director for the United
States Veterans Bureau of Pasca-goula,
Miss. While athletic director,
Coach Moulton was coach of the
Pascagoula High School where he produced
his first championship team.
His Miss, school was undefeated for
the season.
HIS
COACH "BOOZER" PITTS
Coach Pitts resigned as assistant
football coach to accept a position as
assistant professor of mathematics.
"Boozer" came to Auburn in 1908
and scrubbed on the varsity football
team for three years, and in 1911 he
received his "A". He played on the
varsity in '11, '12, '13 and '14 and
was mentioned several times for Ail-
American in 1913 and was chosen for
the team in 1914. He was All-Time
All-Southern.
After graduation he became head
coach at Tech High in Atlanta. Dur-
Mercer Noses Out
Auburn in Last of
Two-Game Series
COACH "RED" BROWN
who has resigned as freshmen mentor
to accept a business position.
"Red" Brown played football at both
Alabama Polytechnic Institute and
the University of Alabama, receiving
letters at both colleges. After graduation,
he coached at Andalusia High
ing this time he turned out some of j a n d l a t e r a t Lanier in Montgomery.
the best teams in the history of the
school.
After the war Pitts returned to Auburn
as line-coach and continued in
this position until 1922. In 1923 he
became acting head-coach upon the
retirement of Coach Donahue and
held this post until the arrival of
Morey. When Morey resigned Pitts
was chosen for this place and held it
until Bohler was engaged as head
coach in 1928.
In 1925 he came to Auburn to succeed
Kirk Newell. In the capacity of
freshman coach he has been actively
engaged in the forming of Alumni
assocations throughout the state and
has kept in constant touch with prominent
high school athletes.
CALLAN LEADS T. & C. TO VICTORY
OVER C £ RODMEN IN GREAT GAME
Second Battalion Wins
One From Engineers
Friday afternoon the Engineers
went down to defeat at the hands of
the 2nd Bn. Artillery team by the
score of 3 to 1. This was the second
practise game of the Intramural
league and was a great improvement
over the first game. Agee for the
Engineers and Ellison and Foutz for
the Artillerymen did very creditable
mound duty and hits were few and
far between. Gholstrom of the 2nd
Bn. looked like a real find at 1st base,
fielding his position perfectly and
handling two difficult chances in fine
style.
In the fourth inning the Engineers
lost the chance of becoming famous.
With first and second loaded, Turman
hit a fly to deep short which looked
like a sure hit. Riley, the Engineer
shortstop raced back and caught .the
ball, doubling the man on second
Coleman seeing fame in sight cut
loose to first the ball just missing
one of the windows of the Main
Building.
Box Score:
2nd Bn. Field Artillery
Ramsay Hall, Room 201, Jan. 191 and most studious classes in the
& 21.—The long bearded huskies | school, built its attack almost entirely
of Civil Engineering tried to stop around the falling (not passing)
the experienced and studied terror of game. First with Callan and then
Wilson, J. ss
Davidson, 3b
Gholston, lb
Wible, 2b
Mims, W. L. If
Lowe, cf
Creighton, rf
Turman, c •
Ellison, p
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Theory and Concerte on these 'two
days, but failed after a gallant start.
As a result, John (J. A. C.) Callan
led T. & C. to a smashing victory over
the Rodmen and gave another boost
to his All-American rating handed
down from the class of '28.
The T. & C. boys scored most of
their points in the last half rush. Led
by Callan, T. & C. put C. E. to route
after the bewhiskered Rodmen had
batteled the formulars to a stand still
in the first half and finally taken the
lead on a beautiful placement of
flexure formula eight by Shelton,
star halfback for the C. E.
It took just two questions for Callan
and the T. & C. boys to overcome
this deficit in the third hour and take
the lead that was never relinquished.
The first play was a pass to the point
for bending horizontal rods, tossed
by Callan to S. H. Ear for a gain of
one question. The second was a
slashing, twisting, dash by Callan
through the entire C. E. team, Cal.
lan's interference being led by T.
Beam followed by S. T. Ress, D. I.
Gram and Re. N. Forcement, with
D. Rive Formula breaking through
and taking out Smith. Callan and
his interference left would be solvers
strewn in his wake as he traveled the
remaining length of time for what
proved to be the winning touchdown.
Just to make it more decisive, Ingram,
Callan's successor, threw a four
hour exam pass to halfback D. I.
Gram for a second touchdown in the
final hour and the T. & C. boys were
marching toward another touchdown
and the exam ended in total darkness.
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Notable Crowd Attends
Civil Engineers, tied a year ago by
this nsame team, suffered its first defeat
this season in a spectacular
battle before a notable crowd of spectators.
Occupying a lower part of the
new Ramsay Hall Stadium, set high
in the historic rock bound fastness of
Applied Mechanics, Professor Hick-son,
sliding his famous slide rule, occupied,
a box with his friends and a
host of high standing Juniors.
T. & C. facing one of the biggest
Ingram on the Engineering end. The
T. & C.'s outplayed the Rodmen in
all but the second quiz of the first
half, when invaders (shot the works),
but suceeded in getting only a bare
pass.
First Battalion Wins
Easy Tilt From Third
Thursday marked the opening of
the Intra Mural baseball league with
the 1st Bn. Field Artillery team coming
out on the long end of a 10 to
3 game. As might be expected, the
play was not airtight but after the
first inning both teams settled down
and played a fair brand of ball. Har-gett
for the 3rd was knocked out of
the box in the first inning and was
replaced by Tew who allowed only
two hits during the remainder of the
game. Hewitt and Smith, H. P. divided
mound duty for the 1st Bn., both
T. & C. had a thin margin of, d o i n S So o d w o r k a n d keeping the op-quiz's.
T. & C.'s surprise attack paved
the way for Callan's touchdown, produced
the second and constantly
threatened the Rodmen.
With Callan's thinking cap in fine
shape, T. & C. often swept into the
C. E.'s territory but were held with
nothing to show for it but the Rod-continued
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Auburn High Quintet
Crushes Columbus Ind.
The Auburn Hi five showed speed
and ability, Tuesday nite, by defeating
their old rivals, the Columbus Industrial
boys, by a score of 23 to 18.
Although the Columbus boys fought
to a desperate finish, they were outplayed
by the Bynum lads. The game
opened with fast and flashy playing
by the Industrial boys; and many of
the spectators picked them to win,
however the Auburn, five soon struck
their stride; and the effects of a well-coached
team, was shown.
Although there was a good number
of fouls rendered by both teams,
the playing of each could be claimed
as up to the standard. Bailey captain
and right forward, along with
Fincher, right guard, played an outstanding
game for Auburn. Warlop
and Whipper proved to be leading
men for Columbus.
The lineup:
Auburn: Bailey and Gibson, forwards;
Blackmon, center; Fincher
and Bains, guards. Subs: Friel for
Blackmon, Cameron for Bains.
Columbus: Danielly and Johnson,
forwards; Thigpen, center; Jordan
and Warlop, guards. Subs: Whipper
for Johnson, Whipper for Warlop.
This is probably the last game the
Auburn Hi lads play in the Alumni
Gym this season.
posing bingles well scattered. The
infield of the 1st Bn. looked mighty
good and Tucker, G. S. of the same
Two sensational field baskets from
mid-court by Art Wright, of the
Mercer team lost for the Plainsmen
Tuesday night. These two goals and
a foul shot by Captain Mallard gave
the bears a lead of 31 to 26 with five
minutes left to play and three free
throws by Moon Mullin, Auburn's diminutive
forward, cut Mercer's lead
to a couple of points just before the
whistle blew.
The game was another blcod and
thunder affair with both teams playing
at top speed continuously. The
score alternated during the first half
but near the close of this period
Mercer forged ahead with a 19 to 15
lead on field tallies by Peggy Campbell
and two free throws by Wright.
The second half opened with a pace
a little more furious than before and
the score deadlocked many times.
With only six and a half minutes to
play, Mullin evened the count at 24-
all. Then Campbell by a field goal
tossed from the side gave Mercer a
two point lead, but DuBose soon
evened this to 2G-26 by a field marker.
DuBose fouled Mallard who sank
the free throw, placing Mercer one
point ahead. This personal was a
fourth foul for DuBose and was taken
out of the game, Harmon replacing
him at center.
At this period of the game Wright
looped in two field goals to make
Mercer's total 31. Mullins made a
foul shot good. Later he was fouled
again, and given two free throws,
both which were good. The scoring
ended here as the whistle sounded a
few minutes later at 31-29.
The .officials refused to accept
Coach Bohler's protest that the field
goal which Mullins shot when he was
fouled should be counted. They ruled
that Mullins shot the goal after the
whistle.
Mercer won the opening battle
Monday night of a two game series
by 47-41.
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for catcher. For the 3rd Bn. the
work of Lloyd at first base and Champion,
J. D. at center
well.
Box Score:
First Bn.
Burgess, lb
McGriff, ss
Biggerstaff, 2b
Pollard, 3b
Edmonson, If
Wood, J. cf
Ward, A. rf
Tucker, G. E. c
Hewitt, p
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Gissendeiner, c
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Lloyd, H. lb
Kennamer, ss.
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Champion, cf
Jackson, rf
Tew, p
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1929 Basketball Schedule
Date Opponent and Their Score Auburn Score and Place Played
Jan. 2—Ft. Benning (38) (40) At Auburn
Jan. 5—Birmingham A. C. (34)
Jan. 9—Ft. Benning (43)
Jan. 11—La Grage YMCA (32)
Jan. 12—Birmingham A. C. (38)
Jan. 18—Southern (28)
Jan. 25—U. of Florida (44)
Jan. 26—U. of Florida (32)
Jan. 28—L. S. U. (45)
Jan. 29—L. S. U. (65)
Feb. 1—Clemson (46)
Feb. 2—Georgia (39)
Feb. 6—Georgia Tech (42)
Feb. 8—Tulane (48)
Feb. 9—Tulane (25)
Feb. 11—Mercer (46)
Feb. 12—Mercer (31)
Feb. 16—Georgia Tech
Feb. 18—U. of Florida
Feb. 19—U. of Florida
Feb. 21, 22, 23^-Cotton States To.urnani.ni
Feb. 25—B'ham.-Southern
Feb. 26—B'ham.-Southern
March 1, 2, 4, & 5th—Conference Tournament At Atlanta
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(25)
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At Auburn
At Columbus
At Auburn
At Birmingham
At Auburn
At Gainesville
At Gainesville
At Auburn
At Auburn
At Clemson
At Athens
At Atlanta
At Auburn
At Auburn
At Macon
At Macon
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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929. THE PLAINSMAN PAGE FIVE
BEARING OF ATHLETICS ON
SCHOLARSHIP IS STRESSED
Worthy alarmists are constantly
preaching on the degeneration of our
colleges. They are, it appears, temples
of athletics, where culture and
education have little place. Wealthy
graduates spend their days combing
the "prep" schools for husky "lowbrows"
who perform miracles upon
the gridiron but maintain themselves
in the good graces of the dean only
with the concentrated aid of friends
and tutors. The obvious premise
upon which all this moralizing is
based is the assumption that athletics
and scholarship do not go together.
Somebody in the Carnegie Foundation
for the Advancement of Teaching
dared to doubt the premise. Under
the leadership of Dr. Howard J.
Savage more than a hundred colleges
have been studying their records to
find out whether it was true that
athletes were, in general, poor students.
Nearly a year ago Columbia
reported that it wasn't so. Some
months later Princeton chimed in.
And now Harvard seals the verdict.
Professor Donald Snedden reports,
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after a study of the class of '27, that,
on the whole, the athletes tend to get
through college in a little less time
than non-athletes, although they have
a slightly, but not significantly lower
average in their grades. Nor does
careful analysis indicate that the athletes
have picked "snap" courses. "No
indictment or laudation of athletics,"
the professor concludes, "can fairly be
based- on this study."
One significant education may, however,
be drawn from this report. Of
the 806 "regular" members of the
Harvard class of '27, 301 were on the
"game list" for seme one of the fourteen
listed sports and 341 were classed
as non-athletes. Presumably a large
number of these "non-athletes" competed
for the various teams without
making the squad. Presumably still
others regularly played' tennis or
squash or basketball or practiced in
the gymnasium. It is no longer a
minority of the student body which
takes an active part in athletics. Even
Harvard, which has been notoriously
backward in its gymnasium and other
facilities and has not even a swimming
pool is tending to approach that athletic
ideal of regular sport for every
student which has come so close to being
realized uder the regime of Fielding
H. Yost at the University of
Michigan.
Now, it is precisely the vast development
of the major sports which
has made this universal athletics possible.
The alumni have been asked
to contribute to build lecture halls and
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John Gilbert, movie star of the
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consented to act as judge of the 1929
University of Georgia Pandora beauty
contest, according to a statement
by Gug C. Hamilton, Jr., Dalton, editor
of the annual of the University
of Georgia.
Mr. Hamilton received in answer
to his request a letter the contents of
which were as follows:
"With reference to your request for
Mr. Gilbert to act as judge in the
Pandora contest.
I should like to quote Mr. Gilbert.
He says, "I will be delighted to act
as judge of your beauty contest with
the understanding on both sides that
I am not a connoisseur of feminine
pulchritude, so that the losers may
seek consolation in the fact that the
judge didn't know a damn thing about
what he was doing.'
"Very sincerely,
"Aida R. Bray,
Secretary to John Gil
bert."
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American college students, both un-der-
graduates and graduates, have
been invited by "The New Republic"
to participate in an essay writing
contest. The purpose of this contest
is to find out from first-hand material
what kind of college students
would like to go to, and to encourage
thinking and writing about standards
of academic life.
"College As Is Might Be" is the
subject about which the articles should
be written. Thege essays are to be
judged from many different standards.
If the college is located in a
small town, the essays therefrom will
not be judged along side of an essay
written by a student attending a large
university. Co-education is also to be
taken into consideration, along with
the advantages of the writer's own
college, and how these could be developed.
Essays will be considered when written
by members of the college classes
from 1930—the present juniors—
back to members of the class of 1926.
No essay may exceed 2,000 words
and it must be received in the office
of "The New Republic" on or before
April 1, 1929. The name, class, college,
home address, and in case of
alumni, the present occupation of the
author must appear on every manuscript.
When the articles have been judged
the writer of ihe best essay will receive
the sum of $100, and his essay
will be published in the New Republic,
if possible before the close of the
academic year. The writer of the
next best article will receive $75. The
editors reserve the privilege of summarizing
or extracting points from
other articles, or of buying them at
regular rates for publication.
All essays should be addressed to
the College Essay Editor, the New
Republic, 421 West 21st Street, New
York City. Every article will be
judged by a committee of prominent
men, some of whom are: Alexander
Meiklejohn of the University of Wisconsin,
author of "The Liberal College;"
Max McConn of Lehigh University,
author of "College or Kindergarten?";
and Ro"bert Moss Lovett of
the University of Chicago and of the
New Republic.
On last Thursday night, Beta Alpha
Sigma, Honorary and Professional
fraternity in Economics and Business,
held an initiation for ten of the outstanding
men of the economics department.
After the initiation smokes and
drinks were enjoyed by the members.
The new men taken in were: A. M.
Marshall, D. M. Jackson, T. M. Roberts,
Jr., W„ W. Rogers, A. M. Sewell,
J. W. Seutell, H. A. Emerick, Evans
Young, J. B. McClure, and E. D. Mc-
Corquodale.
The members are: Otis DeVaughn,
V. L. Collins, C. P. Austin, Jr., E. H.
Killgore, F. R. Daugette, F. L. Lase-ter,
G. A. Dozier, J. L. Little, E. W.
Howell, and Professors Herren and
Allen.
The purpose of Beta Alpha Sigma
is to study business conditions, to
strive to further the interest in the
Department of Economics and Business
Administration; to develop initiative,
a spirit of leadership, and a
higher scholastic standing among the
students of business.
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Students from the Chattahoochee
Valley, organized under the name of
the Auburn Chattahoochee Valley
Club, met for the second time last
Thursday night at the Sigma Phi
Beta sorority house. The club was
entertained by Miss Sarah Holliday,
secretary of the new club, and a member
of Sigma Phi Beta sorority.
During the meeting many matters
were discussed, among them being the
appointment of various committees,
and plans for coming entertainments.
The Club has announced that its
purpose is to draw more students from
east Alabama and west Georgia to
Auburn.
The president, Forrest Ward, has
announced a meeting of the club on
Thursday night, February 14, 301
Main Building.
SHIPPED FOR BEING
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TRIES TO GET BACK
youth passed the lines in the gymna-1 of government, and because of that
T. K. Harvin, Petersburg, Va., registered
at North Carolina State last
year as a freshman civil engineering
and suspended in January, 1928,
for five years on charges of boot-legging,
bringing discredit on the college,
and ungentlemanly conduct, will
not be allowed to remain in school
this term, with only one year of his
banishment served, the Student Council
decided Thursday afternoon.
Harvin returned to the college and
registered January 12 for courses this
term. Despite the fact that the registrar's
office is supposed to have a
"blacklist" of students who have been
shipped by the council, the Petersburg
sium and received his registration
card. How the afair went by unnoticed
until recently the council was unable
to conjecture.
Action of the council this week in
affirming the suspension imposed by
last year's body was considered by
some of the members as the only possible
course. Had this not been done
it would have been a virtual commuting
of the sentence passed upon the
offender. He will be required to leave
the campus immediately.
That Harvin possibly has cause for
legal action against the institution is
the opinion of Dr. C. E. Brooks, president
of the college. One council member
said he considered this of minor
importance, since the students of State
College have set up their own rules
fact should have the right to expel
those who do not comply.
Two others were indicted last year
with the Virginia boy as being complices
in his work. It was reported
the accused was seen carrying liquor
under his coat from an automobile outside
of his room in Fifth dormitory.
Considerable comment was to be
heard among the students on the campus
when they learned of the affair
until the matter was settled by action
of the council.
Rumors were heard of a similar case
several years ago, when a student was
allowed to reenter college after he
had been suspended by the council,
and this coupled with the present incident
set campus tongues waggering
again.
r oiks, how can I
make Whoopee up here . . . when down
in front the toughers' are whooping?"
to pay professors, but foot-ball supports
the gymnasiums and the tennis
courts. The $543,000 profit realized
by the Yale University Athletic Association
last year, nearly all from football,
paid for the mass athletics of
which so much less is heard. And, if
no one can prove that athletics makes
scholarship, no one can longer assert
that athletics is a bar to good classroom
work; and what is there about
the colossus of athletics to cause so
much worry?—Herald-Tribune.
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about the 'coughing chorus' down in front.
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PAGE SIX THE PLAINSMAN THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1929.
*
MILITARY TRAINING IS LARGE
PART OF STUDENT WORK HERE
In line with a provision of the original
Morrill Act which was passed by
Congress in 1862 and created a Land-
Grant college in each state, military
training is an important part of the
student work at the Alabama Polytechnic
institute. It is required for
all freshmen and sophomores except a
few special students; and, in addition,
a large number of juniors and seniors
elect it. Records compiled by Major
John T. Kennedy, U. S. army officer
and commandant at Auburn, reveal
that an average of 1100 students are
engaged annually in military training
at Auburn.
From this number 125 reserve officers
who are trained for service
and capable of leading men intelligently
in combat are added each year
to the reserve army ready to spring
into action should the need arise
In addition military training teaches
students proper respect for authority;
it stresses precision and accuracy
in the discharge of duties; and it also
emphasizes promptness and reliability
in meeting obligations, Major Kennedy
said.
Two branches of military are now
taught at Auburn. One is field artillery
and the other is engineers.
The work in each group requires two
hours of drill and two hours of class
work each week.
To give this instruction and to
supervise the drill, the United States
army stations at Auburn a staff of
regular officers who are members of
the faculty of the Alabama Polytechnic
Institute in addition to being army
officers. The present staff consists
of Major Kennedy, commandant; Captain
J. M. Garrett, Captain B. Conn
Anderson, and Captain B. H. Bowley;
and Lieutenants C. P. Townsley, G.
B. Barth, W. B. Leitch, C. E. Pease,
and W. B. Higgins.
The training at Auburn requires
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gun, harness, saddles, fire control
equipment, etc.
Cadet officers working under the
army officers include a cadet colonel,
cadet lieutenant colonel, four majors,
and thirty captains in addition to
lieutenants and non-commissioned officers.
All commissioned officers are
members of the senior class. Promotion
of officers is based upon military
proficiency, conduct, student. record,
and other qualifications to fill these
important positions.
With the experience of the World
War in mind, Congress in 1920, making
further provision for organized
reserves for which men trained at
Auburn become an important part.
Under this legislation, Major Kennedy
explained, the Army of the United
States consists of three components
which are the regular army, the national
guard while in the service of
the United States, and the organized
reserves.
This act is in line with the spirit
of the United States and results in
maintaining preparedness while the
nation is at peace. It is designed to
do this at a minimum national cost
not to sacrifice efficiency in training,
and keep in reserve more men capable
of serving as officers should the
need arise.
From the educational institutions—
such as Auburn—the officers reserve
corps gets most of its replacements.
By attending a military camp each
summer they are kept in touch with
the latest ideas in military training.
"The Reserve Officer's Training
Corps," said Major Kennedy, "is that
part of our present scheme of National
Defense which has for its object
the military training of the college
student for the purpose of developing
those youths of character and
education who will make the leaders
of future American manpower. The
Reserve Officer's Training Corps
means an assured supply of highly
intelligent Reserve Officers trained
and equipped to lead efficiently the
Reserve Army in the event of National
Emergency. It is believed that the
student who avails himself of the opportunity
offered by the military department
of this institution will graduate
a better man for himself, for his
family and for his country. He will
go out better prepared for peace as
well as for war."
Military training was one of the
initial courses offered after Auburn
became a state institution. Although
the Morrill act was passed by Congress
in 1862 during the Civil War,
it was not until February 26, 1872,
that the Alabama legislature accepted
the offer of the Methodist Episcopal
Church, South, donating to the
state the college grounds, apparatus,
and good will of the East Alabama
Male College located at Auburn. It
became known as the Agricultural
and Mechanical College.
On March 22, 1872, the faculty, of
the new state institution was elected.
It consisted of the faculty of the old
East Alabama College plus two professors
and a commandant. A partial
reorganization of the faculty and reorganization
of the courses of study
soon followed; and, as a result of this
action, the first commencement of the
Agricultural and Mechanical College
at Auburn took place July 20, 1873.
Then—as now—military was a feature
of the commencement program.
DR. KNAPP ANNOUNCES
CHANGES ATHLETIC
SITUATION HERE
A.S.M.E. Smoker Is
Held Ramsay Hall
Interesting Program Is Enjoyed By
Mechanicals
GENUINE NIM Er* Hr~l I1 BEVERAGES
ARE GENUINE ONLY IN THE PATENT BOTTLES
Announcing
A representative of Stetson D. Clothes
Will be in Auburn
MONDAY & TUESDAY
At ASKEW SHOE SHOP
WATCH SATURDAY'S PLAINSMAN FOR DETAILS
(Continued from page 1)
Brown, Secretary of the Alumni Association,
who came here with considerable
responsibility toward athletics,
has been relieved of those responsibilities
sometime since and the
athletic budget will be relieved of any
burden toward his salary in the new
year. Coach Lee is retained only for
part time work, or rather seasonal
work, which permits us to employ his
ability at a much less salary than an
annual salary. Additional short-time
assistants may be employed in the future
as in the past. .If it is possible
for us to arrange to do so, we will be
glad to get some of these men who
have resigned back for short-time
work.
"In the reorganization of the depart-men
of Physical Education, which is
distinct and somewhat separate from
the intercollegiate athletic department,
further rearrangement—which ought
to have been made long ago at
this institution—will without doubt
strengthen our situation both in an
organized way and particularly in a
financial way. As a result of the rearrangement
we expect to save some
six or seven thousand dollars annually.
Coach Bohler has done a wonderful
piece of work in reorganizing the business
end and supply end of the athletic
department. I believe that his
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A meeting in the form of a smoker
was held by the A. S. M. E. Tuesday
night in the reading room of Ramsay
Hall. All the professors were seated
about tables on which matches, cigars,
and cigaretts had been placed,' the
matches being arranged to form A.
S. M. E.
R. F. Tinsley opened the meeting,
expressing his appreciation of the
large attendance and then turning
the chair over to J. M. White,
chairman of the entertainment committee,
who introduced those on the
program. Nieto and Waldheim gave
several Spanish love song selections,
with guitar accompaniment. The first
speaker of the evening was Dean Wil-more,
who gave a sketch of the Auburn
of former days, telling about the
old buildings used as living quarters,
the lack of amusements, the inadequate
sanitary facilities, and the coeds
who were conspicuous by their
absence. Next, Professor Thomas told
of his freshman year in college and of
the tricks he and others used to play
on the upperclassmen. He also spoke
of the "Torch of Light" that the engineers
must uphold and carry forward.
Professor Roe gave a talk on
music and of his days at Cornell University.
Professor Elizando talked
about the days when he first entered
Auburn, relating three'or four jokes
appropriate for the occasion.
The next item on the program was
the big event of the evening, in the
form of a mock poker game. The
game was played in regular Monte
Carlo style, each man being given
$25 worth of chips and the game being
run by the banker, J. M.
White, who dealt all the cards and
declared the winner of each hand. A
limit of twenty minutes was placed
on the game, and a limit of $2.00
made. The contest was made all the
more interesting by Dean Willmore's
always trying to fill a straight, Professor
Hickson always trying to get
the cards in order to work a few
tricks with them and Professor Thomas
being declared the biggest bluffer.
When the final count of the chips
was taken Professor Elizando was
winner and was presented with a bar
of soap with which to wash his dirty
playing, Professor McKinnon being in
the hole to the tune of $75 was given
an old razor so that he could get
some of the finer points of poker.
Professor McKinnon was the next
speaker on the program and told some
of the jokes for which he is famous.
After him Professor Hixon put on a
magic show. Professor Shubert urged
all those present to stay in close con*
tact with-the A. S. M. E. He was
followed by Professor Sahig, who told
how much the society had meant to
him.
The meeting was then turned over
to R. F. Tinsley who thanked those
present for their interest in the society
and invited all the Professors
to be present at any meeting of the
A. S. M. E.
CALLAN LEADS T. & C.
TO VICTORY OVER C. E.
RODMEN IN GREAT GAME
(Continued from page 4)
men's low grade. Three of the T. &
C. boy's passes, with D. I. Gram, S.
H. Ear and T. Beam on the receiving
ends, all went for good gains.
Twice the Rodmen held for downs.
Once an intercepted pass broke up
the T. & C. thrust at that point, and
a fourth time Callan was trapped,
chased and finally thrown for a pass
by most every member of the C. E.
team, players and bench- warmers.
Lineup and summary:
T. & C. Pos.
T. Beam LE
Max. Momen LT
X. N. Tricity LG
D. Rive Formula C
Col. Umns RG
I. N. Ertia RT
S. H. Ear RE
S. T. Ress QB
J. A. C. Callan LH
D. I. Gram RH
Re. N. Forcement FB
T. & C : Scoring touchowns: Callan,
and D. I. Gram; point after
touchdown: Col. Umns.
C. E.: Placement by Shelton.
Referee: Bradford Knapp (Vander-bilt);
Umpire, Dean Wilmore (Auburn)
; Field judge, Hool (Everywhere)
; Head linesmen, Young &
Baxter (Anyplace).
CE.
Morgan
Beard
Hays
McMillan
Thompson
Spence
Kip
Hassler
Shelton
Smith
Coleman
COACHES PLEASED WITH OUTCOME
OF RAT CAGE SEASON
(Continued from page 4)
passing, smooth working, and hoop
ringing at all times. The hustling
guards that have played mostly have
been Hatfield from Cloverdale, a
star on the Rat grid team this past
year; "Little Slick" Kaley, younger
brother to "Slick" Kaley, a former
star at Auburn who is now performing
on the courts in Birmingham; and
Lawson is the third guard. These
guards have been ringing goals with
regularity as well as sticking under
the opponents goal and guarding
them in fine style. -
SECOND BATTALION WINS
ONE FROM ENGINEERS
A GREAT BIG DAM
The San Gabriel Dam in California
will be the biggest ever constructed.
Its cost will be $25,000,000 and 4,-
000,000 cubic yards of concrete will
be involved in its construction.
constructive work will show along
these lines much more next year than
they have the past year.
"I know how difficult the situation
is. I have devoted as much time to
thinking about it as to any other problem
at Auburn. In fact, it has slowed
up some of the other constructive
things which I felt needed my time
and strength. I do sincerely think it
is unfair to take a man on for one
year and then dismiss him, even if
you are financially able to pay the
contract in full. I like the idea of
giving a man a square chance and a
square deal. I feel sure that we will
make some progress and I know we
will if we can get a little more unity,
and I feel that this unity-is coming
and coming rapidly. Some of these
'things may be disappointments to
some peopje. For that, I shall be
sincerely sorry, and have no right to
ask any other thing than this one;
namely, patient, constructive, united
and courageous teamwork. I would
have given a great deal had the athletic
situation been a clean slate. It was
not and, as I have pointed out, the
task of bringing harmony and success,
as well as victory out of it, is a
task which is going to require time.
With patient, constructive and loyal
support we can reach these objectives."
MISS DOBBS IS MADE DELEGATE
WORLD MEETING
(Continued from page 1)
sin and attended Columbia University
of New York.
She taught in the Birmingham
Seminary from 1905 to 1911. From
1911 to 1913 she was principal of the
Roanoke High School and principal
of the Talladega High School 1914-15.
Leaving high school work she spent
four years as head of the department
of English at the Woman's College
at Montgomery, after which she became
dean of Galloway College in
Arkansas and later dean of Beaver
College, Pa., from which position she
came to Auburn.
Her father, Dr. Samuel L. Dobbs,
is a well known Methodist minister
and educator.
LOCAL CHURCHES MAKE
PLANS FOR SERIES MEETINGS
(Continued from page 1)
Col. B. B. McGehee, formerly president
of the Gulf Coast Military Academy,
will conduct the Methodist services.
At present he is specializing
in student work. . It is not yet known
who will lead the services at the other
churches.
Dr. Knapp has heartily endorsed the
new idea, and is lending his influence
for the success of the event. Even
though this arrangement is primarily
for the benefit of the students, all
townspeople are urged to come.
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Coleman, 2b
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0, Engineers 0; Stolen bases: West,
Jones, Mims, W.; Struck out by
Agee 4, by Ellison 2; Double plays:
Ellison to Ghloston, Riley to Coleman.
Umpires: Coach Brown and Hewitt.
FIRST BATTALION WINS
EASY TILT FROM THIRD
(Continued from page 4)
pion, Pollard; Struck out by Tew 5,
by Hewitt 3; Base on balls: off Har-gett
1, off Tew 1, off Hewit 1;
Earned runs: 1st Bn. 3, 3rd Bn. 2.
Umpire: Coach Brown.
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