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Auburn Seniors Get A Break The Get Your P.E. At The Lake 'TO FOSTER THE AUBURN SPIRIT VOLUME LXVIII ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, AUBURN, ALABAMA, FRIDAY, JULY 28, 1944 NUMBER 31 PE PROGRAM REVISED FOR MEN AND WOMEN Bankhead, Sparks To Visit Here Notables To Address Southern Farm Bureau Training School Senator John H. Bankhead, Governor Chauncey Sparks, Edward A. O'Neal, N. E. Dodd, L. N. Duncan and other noted leaders will address the Southern Farm Bureau Training School to be held here, July 31 to August 4. Registration will start at Alumni Hall at 2 p.m. Monday, July 31, with the first general assembly at the Amphitheater at 7:15 p.m. Those attending the training school will be welcomed to Auburn by Dr. L. N. Duncan, president, Alabama Polytechnic Institute. Response will be made by Walter Hammond, president, Texas Farm Bureau. Addresses during the first session will be made by Governor Chauncey Sparks of Alabama and Mrs. Charles W. Sewell, -administrative- director, Associated Women, A.F.B.F., Chicago. An informal reception will be given at the home of President and Mrs. Duncan at 8:30 p.m., Monday. Classes will be held from 8:30 to 9:30 daily Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. To Visit Plains Alabama's governor and one of the Auburn student body's best friends, the Honorable Chauncey Sparks, will pay a visit to the "Loveliest Village" during the Southern Farm Bureau Training School session that will be held here July 31 to August 4." The Governor, along with Senator John H. Bankhead,-and other noted leaders will address those attending the five-day training session. AIRPORT WILL BE IMPROVED Third Runway To Be Paved, Building Planned The construction of a 4-story administration building to house offices, classrooms, signal towers and waiting rooms is one of the main features of a postwar program for the operation of the Au-burn- Opelika Airport by the Ala. bama Polytechnic Institue. This announcement was made Wednesday afternoon by President L. N. Duncan, who addressed a meeting of the Auburn-Opelika Aero Club at the airport. It was also announced that plans have been made for paving a third lunway and that 15 training ships had been purchased. "It is our intention to make full use of the airport as a part of our educational institution, where students may receive practical instruction which will supplement their formal classroom instruction," Dr. Duncan declared. After reviewing the history of the airport, Dr. Duncan went into an exhaustive review of the future use of the facilities, how they are to be enlarged, and the educational results expected from them. He stated that the institution's program is being expanded to take care of postwar needs and that men will be trained in such fields as aerodynamics, structures, airplane design, aircraft power-plants, airport management, maintenance and commercial aviation. The college will be in full charge of all commercial activities at the airport, the speaker said. In order to further a closer relationship with other airports in the Southeast, Dr. Duncan announced that an Airport Management Conference had been called to be held here on August 21, 30 and 31, and that airport experts will attend from many sections of the country. Wednesday's meeting of the aero club was attended by about 150, -including members and their wives. A barbecue and flights featured the occasion. Former Auburn Student Dies In Plane Crash Lt. Harry Merriwether, API '43, of Atmore, was the victim of a fatal plane crash on July 12 in Texas. The accident occurred while Lt. Merriwether, serving as a liaison pilot in the Field Artillery, was engaged in observing and directing artillery firing practice. The cause of the crash has not yet been satisfactory determined, but army officials are investigating it. While a student at Auburn, he took an active part in campus affairs, serving as business manager of the Glomorata, and as a member of the Publications Board during his senior year. He' was representative to the Executive Cabinet in his sophomore year, and in his juior year was president of his class. He was a member of Alpha Gamma Rho, social fraternity, and of Delta Sigma Pi, honorary business • fraternity. Lt. Merriwether received his degree in Business Administration. Auburn Gets $3,000 Gift As Trust Fund Evans Engineering Firm Contributes Aid To Students A $3,000 trust fund, the income from which is to be used in providing scholarship aid for engineering students whose education has been interrupted by reason of the war and there after such other worthy studerits as the proper authorities of the college shall determine, has been donated to Auburn by the F. J. Evans Engineering Company of the Birmingham area. The donation was accepted by President L. N. Duncan, who has been authorized by the Board of Trustees to appoint a Scholarship Committee which shall have charge of investing the principal sum in sound securities, accounting for interest return thereon, and selecting worthy students as recipients of scholarship aid within the limitations as described above. Members of the committee are as follows: Dean J. E. Hannum, of the School of -Engineering; W. T. Ingram, business manager; and Kirtley Brown, director of student affairs. "BANK" NEEDS 2oo' ADDITIONAL PINTS OF BLOOD Two hundred additional volunteers are urgently needed to fill the quota set for the Lee County blood donor service. Miss Kath-erine Wright and Miss Carolyn Self are giving of their time and efforts in the enlistment of donors and now urge all those who have not volunteered and desire to do so to contact them or phone Chairman Bob Smith at Burton's bookstore. Up to last night, according to Mr. Smith, 500 volunteers had signed up for the forthcoming blood bank on August 9, 10, and 11, leaving 200 yet to be secured in order to meet the necessary quota of 700. 'There must be no let-up on this home front effort," commented Miss Katherine Wright. "The news fro mEurope lately has given a lot of people the idea that it is no longer necessary to keep plugging here on the home front. That's just not so. Blood will be needed even after the war is over and it isn't over yet. A pint of blood is a small sacrifice compared with the sacrifices our boys are making on the battle fronts of the world." Sabers Choose New Members, And President R. C. Humphrey, aeronautical engineering student from Columbus, Ga., was elected president of the Sabers, honorary military fraternity at API, at a recent meeting of that organization. Five men were elected to mem-ship in the Sabers at the same meeting. Among standards that a man must have in order to be considered for membership are: high scholastic average in Military Science; conspicuous display of leadership; and admirable personality traits. i The following men were tapped: L. S. Garrett, sophomore in electrical engineering from Columbus, Ga.; C. S. Keller, sophomore in pre-med. from Abbeville, Ala.; J. S. Meadows, sophomore in pre-dentistry from Salem, Ala.; Max Mutchnik, sophomore in areo-engineering from Mobile, Ala.; and Lewis Tanner, sophomore in aero-engineering from Jackson, Mississippi. > NEW NEWSDAY IS NOW TUESDAY Beginning on Aug. 1. The Plainsman will come off the press each Tuesday, instead of each Friday as is now the practice. This change was brought about for several reasons that are associated for the most part with conditions caused by war. And for the benefit of those that are not receiving copies of The Plainsman at the present, a new system of circulation is being contemplated. Bob Kirby, new circulation manager of the paper, is asking that all townspeople and students not having access to The Plainsman, to please drop a card containing the name and address of the complainant addressed to the circulation manager, in care of The Plainsman office. This affects only those living within the city limits. An effort is being made to see that each house in Auburn receive at least one copy of the paper. Alumni Form Greater API Fund At Meet A meeting of the members of the xecutive Committee of. the Alumni Association on invitation of Dr. L- N. Duncan, president of the college, recently created the Greater Auburn Fund for the purpose of fostering an dencour-aging the alumni to make gifts of money andoiher valuables for the promotion of worthy activities of the school. It was pointed out that such a fund would not'only assist in enlarging the activities of the institute but would serve to cement a closer relationship between the alumni and friends of the school. A resolution setting forth the aims and purposes of the special fund empowered Frank Samford, president of the association, to apr point the necessary committees to set up a permanent incorporation within the alumni association for "broadening the areas of service of alumni to the institution through financial assistance and other aids." How the Great Auburn Fund fits in with the general scheme of colleges throughout the country was explained by Dr. Duncan, and other alumni present offered their support to the movement. When put to a vote, the resolution was adopted without a dissenting vote. The alumni attended the conference and a majority of the visitors remained over for a review of Auburn's football prospects; THE TIGER NOSE On the wall in one of the offices on the campus: "The only way we will ever have peace and prosper, ity on the Auburn campus is to lake all of the college professors out and shoot 'em down like dogs." « * * Congratulations, Chick Webb. What we want to know is how you did it? May we ask the future Mrs. Webb if she ever heard of Boogie? * * » Several ERC boys on the second floor of the Theta Chi house ducking behind the curtains as they shout. "4-F's." and, "Draft Dodgers 1" as two civilian student? pass by in front. Just what battle have you boys fought? The "Fighting Fifth" won the BATTLE OF AUBURN last quarter! Tennis And Ping Pong Entrants Cautioned The PE Department urges those students who are in the tennis and ping pong playoffs to come by immediately and make some arrangements about the situation. Several matches have already been forfeited. Home Economics School Offers New Course This Fall The Foods and Nutrition Department of the Auburn School- of Home Economics will offer a new course this fall called Family Nutrition Mrs. Marion W. Spidle, dean of the School of Home Economics, said that this course is planned to meet the needs of all college students, men and women, who are interested in good family nutrition. The course is required of majors in General and Vocational Home Economics Education and is open to majors in Sociology, Public Welfare, and to those who are interested in their own family problems. " The course is designed to give a broad study in the field of nutrition as applied to family feeding. Emphasis will be placed on the practical and functional aspects of the subject rather than scientific research. The course is planned for three lectures and two laboratory periods per week and will be taught by Mrs. Inez Schrader. Chewacla Plans Improvements And Additions $125,000 Will Be Spent On Lake, Cottages And Roads Chewacla Park, favorite pleasure snot of Auburn students and one of the state's public recreation grounds will be improved at a cost of approximately $125,000 according to an announcement by Ben C. Morgan, director of the State Department of Conservation. ; The program includes 10 to 15 additional cottages, improvement of the lake and the paving of the road leading from the Montgomery highway to the park entrance. While the announcement did not specifically state that the road would be paved, it is believed that this bady needed improvement will be included, as a special fund of $500,000 has been suggested for the improvement of roads leading to every unit of the state park systems The $125,000 estimated cost of cabins and lake improvements is over and above the cost of paving. Additions and improvements within the park area will be iuhder the supervision and from the funds,of the conservation department, while the paving will be done by the highway department. The program is a part of the state's vast postwar master plan, which will involve both state and federal funds, it was announced. The lack of adequate cabin facilities at Chewacla Park has been the greatest handicap since it was. developed, patrons having to wait for months to secure cabin accommodations. Despite this handicap, "the park rates as the second highest of the entire state system in gross revenue, due, in the main, to the fact that it is the only state park that charges an entrance fee. An increase in number of cabins will make it possible to eliminate the fee, it is believed. ON THE CAMPUS BSU The Baptist Student Union will have its annual summer banquet Saturday night at 7 p.m. The theme of the banquet will be "The Gay Nineties." Guests will be Dr. Clarence Jordan, Americus, Ga., speaker; and Dr. Roy Steele, Ope. lika, tosamaster. * * * APhiO Alpha Phi Omega will hold its regular weekly meeting at 5:00 Wednesday above Benson's. * • • IAeS IAeS will meet Monday at 7:15 in Ramsay 109. A film will be shown, and all aeronautical engine ring students are urged to attend. * * * Church Services Union Church services will be held in the amphitheatre at Graves Center at 7 p.m. Sunday night. Judge Walter B. Jones of Montgomery is to be guest speaker. . * * * Glomerate Proof fox Glomerata pictures recently taken will be shown at Student Center from 8 until 5 on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of next week. Prints can be obtained of proofs at reasonable prices, according to Charles Spi-vey, editor of the Glomerata. * * • AVMA The AVMA will hold it's regular meeting next Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock in the old Vet Building. The program will be announced later on the bulletin board. Seniors Are Permanently Excused From The Class System Assumes More Aspects Of College Course As Quarter-Hour Credit Is Given The program of physical education in both the women's and men's PE department has undergone complete revision. The new regulations, designed to make the physical training of each individual student more effective and more suited to his needs, will go into effect at the beginning of next quarter. The exception to this ruling is that seniors will be excused from PE. This is effective imme- • diately. students assigned to the regular The new physical education pro- classes the student is referred to gram for the men students, under the direction of Coach "Swede" Umbach, head professor of physical training, requires that all undergraduates take PE for nine quarters or until Physical Conditioning requirements are met. One quarter hour credit will be granted for each quarter. All freshman men are required to take four scheduled hours of PE each week. One hour of this will be devoted- to instruction in personal hygiene and sanitation. All others are to be required to take three scheduled hours per week. Classes will be scheduled throughout the day from 8 to 4 p.m., and may be arranged to fit individual schedules. According to the results of physical examinations students will be classified in regular, restrictive, and rest-classes. Those students having no physical defects will be in. classes, involving active, vigorous and skillful conditioning exercises, team, dual, and individual sports. Students having temporary and permanent physical defects will be required to engage in activities of a recreational sport type such as shuffleboard, table tennis, archery, and mild calisthenics. Rest or light activity ..will be designed for those students who have had recent illnesses, operations, or any condition making rest necessary. Excuses No one will be assigned permanently to the restrictive class without a complete physical examination and the action of the Health and Physical Committee, composed of the college physician, a representative of the PE der partment and a representative of the President.. Each student will be required in order to participate in class ties planned and for the require ments which must be met by those dean of women and the registrar the list of regulations which has been posted on the bulletin boards in the gym and the field house. Attendance at classes is required by the college. No cuts are authorized. The only officials who have the% authority to excuse men from PE classes are the president, the college surgeon, and the head of the PE department. Any man who has three unexcused absences in any one quarter will be ordered to report to the head of the department who will warn the man of the number of his absences. If he has five he will be reported to the director of student affairs with a view to his sus- . pension from the college. Juniors may be excused from PE by passing the Physical Efficiency Test. Medical excuses will be accepted only when the student has been in the infirmary or has been.excused in all classes. All leaves of absence from administrative offices will be accepted as excuses. Women Students Regulations for women's PE are posted in the Alumni Gym and all women students are requested to go by and read them. Senior girls do not have to take any PE classes, except when they shall elect to do so for additional credit. One quarter hour credit will be earned by the student for each quarter of PE. A medical examination is required of each student before admission to classes. In order to receive a well-rounded program of activities and education in various skills and sports, certain requirements must be met by the student during her first three years. These will be announced by the department. Attendance to PE classes is required of all women students enrolled as freshmen, sophomores, or juiors. If any student's record to dress in standard gym costume shows more than two unexcused absences, the student will be au-work. For the program of activi- tomatically dropped from physical education and reported to the Glenn Family Paid Tribute At Meeting Of Faculty Forum Mrs. Allie Glenn And Dr. C. B. Glenn Represent Family The Glenn family of Auburn, which has played a vital part in the development of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute since 1872, was honored Monday night at a dinner meeting of the Faculty Forum held in the Quadrangle. The family was represented by Miss Allie Glenn, treasurer of the college since 1896, and Dr. Charles B. Glenn, former superintendent of the Birmingham Public School System. Under the guidance of Dr. Glenn, the Birmingham System became famous throughout the country. As the principal speaker, Dr. Glenn entertained his audience with a delightful address based upon a number of humorous stories related to Auburn. Miss Allie was presented to the group by President Duncan who paid glowing tribute to the Glenn family. The faculty members responded by singing "Let Me Call You Sweetheart." Every check issued by the Alabama Polytechnic Institute since its establishment in 1872 has been signed by Miss Allie Glenn or by her father whom she succeeded as treasurer in 1896. For the decade following 1886 served as assistant to her father,' the late E. T. Glenn, who was treasurer from 1872 when the college was founded with the taking over by the State of the old East Alabama Male College. Miss Allie's grandfather, the Rev. John Bowles Glenn, was president of the board of trustees of the East Alabama Male College during the entire time of its existence, 1857 to 1872. LT. BLACKBURN AWARDED DFC# OAK LEAF CLUSTER First Lieutenant Joe H. Blackburn, the son of Mr. and Mrs. Anderson Blackburn, formerly of Auburn, has been awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and Oak Leaf Cluster. The awards were made for extraordinary achievement in aerial flight as pilot of a P-51 type aircraft. Lt. Blackburn, a former student here, has a record of over 76 successful missions against the enemy. . - Page Two T H E P L A I N S M AN July 28,1944 Ihz Plain&mcuv Published weekly by the students of Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Editorial and business office on Tichenor Avenue. Phone 448. BOB SHARMAN, Editot-in-Chief GENE GRIFFITHS, Business Manager ^SoTHA^RAND^' ****&* 3™°** HENRY STEINDORFF, Advertising Manager MIMI SIMMS, Associate Editor RAY GRANT, Circulation, Manager AL LOWE, Sports Editor IRENE LONG, Feature Editor BILL VAN HEMERT, News Editor BILLY CHRISTIAN, Cartoonist STELLA RIGAS, Movie Editor \ Reporters and Feature Writers Jesse Culp Graydine Gorman Bill Laney Sarah Smith Nick Nigosian Ted Bryson Susan Brown. Ed Goode Howard Fulenwider Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates by mail: $1:00 for 3 months, $3.00 for 12 months. Member ftssociated CbMe&de Press Distributor of Golle6iateDi6est MMUmump won NATIONAL ADV«RTI«INU BV National Advertising Service, Inc. ColUg* PubUsbm Representativ 4SO MADISON AVC. NIWYOBK, N. Y. CHICAGO • BOITOH • LO« AMIUU • «A« FMRCIKO And The Band Played O n - - In the not too distant past, Auburn has been dubbed a "cow college." But no more, we are glad to say. Not that the name cow college is a reflection on the agricultural school, for it isn't. Rather, it's a definite slur on the part of the college which is engaged in more cultural pursuits. As a general rule, cow colleges leave anything pertaining to art, music, or drama, strictly alone. They resent the idea of cultural courses, the way Hitler does the Russian knocks at his back door. Auburn has always made an attempt to offer courses in fine arts to interested students. At the time we entered the war, API had the broadest cultural program in its history. Lately, however, the music end has fallen down. Since Mr. Lawrence Barnett left in March, Auburn has been without a music director. But college. authorities have not been asleep. Already a prospective music director has seen action before a girls' Convocation. Music is a thing that our college leaders could have dropped for the duration— explaining that it was "because of the war." But they chose to continue it with what facilities are now available. Because our administration was far-sighted enough to see our need to grow musically as well as in other ways and is doing something about it, we feel that Auburn is taking another step forward. Servicemen And Fraternities In last week's issue of The Plainsman there appeared an editorial under the heading, "Fraternity Patriotism." Since the editor was absent during the entire process of publishing last week's issue, naturally he had very little to say as to what the editorial policy would be in that situation. This editorial is his opinion. First, any fraternity that will turn away any member of its national or local organization, providing he is a member in good standing, and deny him the privileges that a fraternity is founded upon, then that organization is not a fraternity. It is a cheap imitation. Regardless of the chapter with which he is affiliated, or the condition in which he might be, it is the duty of the members of his national fraternity to come to his assistance in his time of need. We don't believe Auburn has any fraternity on its campus that will violate these accepted traditions. But to open the doors of every fraternity to every serviceman that visits our campus over the weekend is almost impossible for several reasons. And then there is the unpleasant side that always comes up in such situations. It was the unpleasant side that made it necessary for our own Army unit here in Auburn to turn away visiting servicemen who desired a night's lodging. The things that a drunk soldier or sailor can do to a nice clean bed are best left undiscussed. The Army, the largest fraternity in the world, saw fit to make regulations on the situation, and it is much more able financially and otherwise to take care of servicemen who visit this area. It is bad that many must suffer for the faults of a few. That is the case in so many similar situations today. And sometimes there is, so little that can be done about it. Take the case of the fraternity imposter. He walks in, says he is a member of such-and- such a chapter of the fraternity from which he is now trying to boondoggle a free meal or so and a night's lodging. Fraternity men hesitate to call his hand and a check-up is sometimes difficult without appearing obvious. There are many complexities we haven't touched upon. We don't pretend to cover the whole situation and offer a cure-all remedy. We do say this, however. Auburn has the reputation of being one of the friendliest colleges in the world. It is also supposedly hospitable because it is in the deep South. We like these traditions associated with our name, and believe that everything in reason should be done to prove that the traditions are true and worthwhile. No serviceman expects the fraternities to compete with the hotels in service, or go out of reason to provide for him, but he does expect and should get decent consideration from the Greek letter organizations. Are You A Path maker? Grass and trees, shrubs and flowers— these things now growing on the campus, carefully tended by the Department of Buildings and Grounds. These pleasant additions to the campus cause visitors to carry away tales about the beauty of the once drab Alabama Polytechnic Institute. This is the kind of publicity any college needs and desires, for although prospective students choose their schopl for the curriculum available there, the appearance of the college influences their decision. We don't really know how to appreciate the landscape of our college unless we remember how it looked several years ago— with the earth nothing but bare red sand and pebbles, unprotected from the blazing rays of the sun by shade trees. Much of the barren earth now has been covered by the grass planted on lawn areas. The zoysia grass planted in the triangular plot in from of samford Halls is green despite the present weather, as is most of the foliage. The shrubs, planted, watered, dug around, and clipped by the B&G staff, are of such variety that some kind is blooming at almost any time of the year. In the spring were the sweetbuds, then the wei-gela, and now the crepe myrtles and magnolia trees. The trees which have been planted provide a cool and pleasant addition to spots heretofore unshaded. The Quadrangle has been provided with walks, a green lawn, shrubs, and trees, within our time, and the area in front of the library has been made more attractive by the addition of brick walks. Walks and steps were scarce five years ago. Since we came there have been added in innumerable places, the latest being behind the New Building. Students can best be helpful in the program of beautifying the campus by leaving off those short cuts, so some old grad, who hasn't seen Auburn in many a year, will be agreeably surprised during his next visit. MUST BE THE WEATHER Around The Editor's Desk • Much to the apparent disgust of the junior staff, we're still hanging 'round even if every effort was made to give us the farewell ticket. They did manage to set our expiration date, and see that it got a prominent spot on the front page. Cranial space is at a premium in The Plainsman den since the junior staff has found that they can operate minus yours truly. Oh well, there is still some kick left in the old has-been. Watch the next four issues. * * * * * Since we find so many commendable things about our campus so much of the time, we find it difficult to write a column without pointing out some of those things. First we would like to commend the staff, even if we do feel a bit envious, for the admirable manner in which they handled last week's Plainsman. Then we always like to see the PiKA house late at night with the flood lamps lighting up the inscription on the ivy-covered chimney. We like to show it to visitors, who never fail to comment favorably on the striking effect it creates. * , * * * * In another column on this page, the honorable editor of said conglomeration states that he doesn't wish to crusade in his column. Well, we don't either, but neither do we feel that we should refrain from offering a suggestion now and them Not that our suggestions are any better than any one else's, but we're in the position to offer them as few others on this campus are, and since someone evidently must do this, and since you don't have to read this paper or column, and if you d» you don't have to agree with it, then we're offering this suggestion. Why isn't some course given on this campus that offers the essentials of Emily Post's book on etiquette?. Now we can see most of you frown or sneer as you read this. Perhaps you can see a college boy delicately arching his smaller digit as he fingers his tea cup. But before you expose your ignorance further, please take the trouble to read up a little on the old girl. She really gives a lot of practical, everyday advice along with the usual frills that are included for the "my deans'." To use the original book would be quite impractical. It's too comprehensive and much of it would never be used by the majority of college students (the diplomatic intricacies for instance), therefore the book might be condensed greatly and meet with much greater approval. The basic fundamentals that are necessary for human beings to associate succesfully with human being are elaborated upon fully. You are surprise to find the solutions to things that have baffled you for years clearly given in precise, understandable English. \ It would be ideal from a long-range point of view if the course were made essential for freshmen, but even if it were offered only as an elective it would be extremely beneficial to those interested in improving their personalities. Knowledge of the proper thing to do at the proper time inspires more self-confidence than probably any other one thing, including looks, and past accomplishments. And self-confidence is one thing that is a must for the successful college .graduate. Everyone likes a person who is able to go about his daily routine with an easy, natural swing, always knowing the proper thing to do or say at the right time or place. It is argued that fraternities are instrumental in bringing about a lot of valuable changes in a person who is reticent or just ignorant. They do. And they can also do a helluva lot toward bringing about undesirable changes. Some advocate liquor to inspire self-confidence. We don't need to elaborate on that. It wouldn't accomplish anything. * * * * * Well, the whole thing was a good IDEA anyway. * * * * * As a parting sally we offer; Young maid after operation: "Oh doctor, will the scar show?" And the doctor: "That, my dear, is entirely up to you." Campus Cross-Country By SUSAN BROWN The "brain" who usually writes this column ordered yours truly to substitute this week. She said to "write something—or else!" This is else. • * * It seems that the majority of people are prone to accept the obvious as the real, unadulterated truth. The purpose of these next few column inches is to awaken the readers to the fact that few truths are actually truths, that most "daily bladders" are just that —daily bladders. Eploding Myths Dept. Q. Deaf people cannot hear. A. Absolutely false! Careful study of the word "hear" reveals that it is derived from the old Anglo-Saxon word hyran (Portuguese hak), which means, as nearly as can be translated, "to be present at." Obviously, deaf people fall into this category, for they can certainly be anywhere - that a perfectly normal person can. Q. Hannibal crossed the Alps on elephants. True or false? A. False again! Recent excavations at the base of the Sphinx have brought to light the startling information that the Carthaginian general, in his famous campaign against the Holy Roman Empire used, not elephants but hoxadon-tas, to cross the perilous Alps. They were descendants of a prize herd presented the general by the wife of Abdul Abulbul, Amir of Afganistan. The Romans later slaughtered the animals, and present day textbooks have not been revised on this point. Q. Watermelon and whiskey will make you extremely ill. True or false? A. False, of course! Conscientious research by the faculty of the (to be cont'd.) * » * Poet: There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. BMOC: There's many a cup twixt the lip and the slip. * • • Poem The Frenchman loves his burgundy, The German his bok beer. The Englishman loves his hot rum toddy He says it gives good cheer. The Mexican takes his mescal straight Because it gives him dizziness; But the American has no choice at all, So he drinks the whole damned business. * * * Much has been said about the famous phrase, "Never have so many owed so much to so few." As a parody on that statement, we offer the Quote Of The Week: Observing the considerable shortage of girls around his camp, a G.I. remarked, "Never before have so many pursued so few with so much and obtained so little."— Lawson Field Tailskid. war ia<\\i Editor's note: The opinions expressed in this column are those of the writer and are not to be construed as the editorial policies of this paper. No column, we feel, should be given over to endless crusades. But there are a couple of kicks that we would like tp enter on the record of time. A couple of weeks ago this paper came out with the news that an arboretum is to be established—or planted, if you like—on the campus near, the president's house. Since there would be nothing like it in this neck of the woods, we know that it would give Auburn a lot of well needed publicity in horticultural circles—and that would be a good thing. But while we are busy planting rare and exotic trees and shrubs, we wonder if a. few good ole shade trees couldn't be planted along the walks between Ag Hill and Samford and Vet Hill and Sam-ford? Walking back and forth on these hot summer days is no joke; trees would be a hig help. We once heard that there was a landscape architect in Auburn who wanted to cut down all the trees, cement over everything, and then paint the cement green. That would cut down on the work of mowing the grass, but give us the trees any day! Some of those exotic shrubs planted around several of the buildings on the campus would help too to take away that stark naked appearance that some of the buildings have. And they wouldn't be bad camouflage for Broun hall. * * * Our other kick of the week en-volves the advertising that goes on at the local theater and at the theater in Opelika. Prior to this quarter the movie house here shied away from the thing, but now both houses are up to their necks in the business. It may be an additional source of revenue, but pity the poor movie-goer. * 4 • * Perhaps it would be O.K. to run the ads just on Saturday— one Saturday the ads_were better than the main feature—but to see the same ad over and over several times a week and then for weeks and months on end is monotonous to say the least. Last week the cinema house in the neighboring town ran a patent medicine ad that advised the patrons to take a swig of the stuff at that distressing time of he month. But they didn't tell us what to take at that distressing time when the ads are flashed on the screen. * * • She daintily walked into the crowded room, and in one smile swept the attention of the entire gathering in her direction. The gentleman nearest her arose and politely offered her his chair, She opened her purse and deftly withdrew a small, delicate cigarette case. The pale white cigarettes contrasted brilliantly with her well-manicure nails. — "Where the hell is a match!" she screeched lustily above the gentle din of polite conversation in the room. A footman stepped from the depths of the chamber and supplied the desired article. The gentle murmur of polite arguments again drifted up toward the crystal chandeliers. She took a deep drag off the weed.. In brief anticipation, as if by magic, she was supplied with a china ash tray. He was vaguely fascinated by this charming person. He walked over to her and said, "Are you by ahy chance related to Marie Antoinette?" With her deep, brown eyes she looked at him—and barked! She intrigued him. He determined to pursue their undying friendship further. He asked her if she had read any good books. She picked up one and threw it in his face. It was then that he knew she loved him—they would never be happy apart. And so they became engaged. One night when he was at her house they were amusing themselves by tossing empty beer bottles at her mother's portrait. He let slip the chance remark that he didn't believe in hell. His bride-to-be turned an ashen grey. Her mother's portrait smiled down on them benevolently and said, "Don't worry, daughter, in time he will." * * » It happened in one of the downtown stores during a rush. (Hell, no, not here.) The elevator was jammed and the cables groaned. The elevator rose slowly, and as it neared the third floor, a piercing scream rent the air. All eyes focused on a large woman in a short silver fox jacket, who wore an injured expression. A small boy, not yet of school age stood directly behind her. "I did it," he announced truculently. "It was in my face, so I bit it." * * * We got that from UT. July 28, 1944 THE P L A I N S M AN Page Three Interfrat Council Will Sponsor Swing Music To Begin At Eight-thirty On Samford Terrace Saturday Night The campus dance will be sponsored this Saturday night by the Interfraternity Council on the terrace in back of Sam-ford Hall. Music is to be recorded and will begin at 8:30. Soft drinks and popcorn will be sold. Chairs and benches, are to be furnished by the Department of Buildings and Grounds. Students, servicemen and townspeople will be welcomed, according to Council Sapp, president of the Interfraternity Council. Bridge games and watching, in addition to dancing, are ensour-aged. These dances, under the sponsorship of the various campus student organizations, have been well atttended in the past by sailors from Auburn's Naval Radio Training School, and by personnel of Fort Benning. An attempt to get the women students better acquainted with visitors to the campus is being carried out by representatives of the Social Life Committee. All servicemen and visitors are requested to go by the registration booth at the head of the steps back of the Samford Hall and officially register as guests of the college. PARATROOPER DANCE AT GYM GIVEN BY USO To the music of a Ft. Benning dance band, a semi-formal dance, sponsored by Auburn's USO, will begin tomorrow night at 9 p.m. in the old Girls' Gym on Opelika road. About eighty paratroopers will be guests of honor, and coeds will be junior hostesses. Dancing will last until midnight. • A late afternoon swimming party will be held at Chewacla for the troopers and USO junior hostesses. Trucks will return early in the evening. Troopers themselves will decorate the gym. Colored 'chutes will be hung from the ceiling and a spotlight will be focused on the mirrored ball. Miss Mary George Lamar, chairman of junior hostesses, is in charge of USO arrangements. She is assisted by a junior hostess committee headed by Martha Nell Simpson, with Virginia Williamson, Frances Perry, and Mimi Simms as members. Regular USO senior hostesses will chaperone the dance, and serve refreshments. This dance is being given because Ft. Benning authorities feel the last USO-paratrooper dance so successful. Delta Sigs Cut Watermelons At Chewacla Delta Sigma Phi fraternity entertained members, pledges, guests and dates with a watermelon cutting at Chewacla State Park last Saturday night. After swimming, and boating the party gathered around the campfire to sing songs. The watermelons were then cut and the party adjourned to the Pavillion to dance. Those present were Bob Sco-gin, Julia Dykes; Lew Sanderson, Jennifer Fawn, Fort Benning, Ga.; Phillip Raymond, Alta Holmes; Walton Thomas, Ruth Fuller; Jack Thornton, Sandra Heatherton, Hamilton, Bermuda; Milton Sheppard, Mildred McKee, Tuskegee; and Bill Knox, Dot Green. Arthur Mitchell, May Carmon, Crewup, Alabama; Jimmy Whiteside, Bette Rowell, Opelika. James Horton, Daniel Puissegur, Hilton Jones, Jimmye Fethe, Rex Gray, and Buddy Ager. Chaperones for the evening were Miss Druisilla Ross, Miss Elizabeth Fryer and Mr. G. J. Fowler. FDRdoyd.' Curtail spending. Put your savings into war bonds every payday. Catherine Smith Weds Bill Stump Mr. and* Mrs. Malcolm Hill Smith of Birmingham, Ala., announce the marriage of their daughter, Catherine, to William Richard Stump, Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Stump, Sr., of Chicago, 111., on July 5, 1944. The marriage was solemnized at the Christ Lutheran Church, Birmingham. Both the bride and groom were students at Auburn, and Mr. Stump received his degree in electrical engineering at the close of the spring quarter this year. Before her marriage, Mrs. Stump was a member of the junior class at API.-She was a member of Phi Omega Pi, social sorority, and was a favorite in the 1943 Glomerata. Mr. Stump was a member of Phi Kappa Phi, Tau Beta Pi, and AIEE. He, also, served as staff photographer for both The Glomerata and The Plainsman. CONFIDENTIAL TO COEDS: Just received new shipment of nylon hoes. Reasonable price—one pair to customer. Do not telephone. See Geo. K. Leison, ATO House. TYPEWRITER FOR SALE: Portable Royal DeLuxe. Call Victor Crespo at 670. ORDER YOUR COAL Soon the chill of Winter will call for COAL IN YOUR BIN. Call 118 and reserve your supply. AUBURN ICE & COAL CO. Phi Kappa Tau Gives Dance Saturday Night The pledges of Phi Kappa Tau gave the members a house dance Saturday night. The house was decorated with the orange and blue of Auburn and the Havard red and old gold of Phi Tau. The refreshments consisted of cookiesand punch, served by Mrs. Sarver, the Phi Tau's housemother. Those attending the dance were: Johnny Wegener, Queenella Pru-ett; Julius Hagerty, Lucia Andrews; and Edwin Tomlin, Betty Watkins. Rowland Wallin, Malda Wel-born; Carl Spanyer, Wynn Hall; Richard Wold, Marvalene Norrid; Lynn Tate, Eunetta Gunter; Frank Harvey, Betty Sue Eaton; Howard Moore, Joanne Bennet. SERVICE PERSONALS Miss Grace Weds Mr. Bobby Dean The marriage of Miss Martha Grace to Mr. Bobby Dean of Mobile and Auburn took place last week at the home of the bride's parents in Tuscaloosa. Reverend Charles Douglas officiated. The bride is. the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas J. Grace and was a student at the University of Alabama where she was a member of Delta Zeta sorority, for which she served as publicity chairman last year. The groom is a student of engineering at Auburn and is a member of Delta Sigma Phi fraternity. He has served on the Inter-fraternity Council for the last year. Miss Cornelia Grace served her sister as maid of honor. Mr. Jack Parsons was the best man. Mr. and Mrs. Dean plan to make their home in Auburn. PKT Pledges Elect The pledges of Phi Kappa Tau recently elected their officers. Carl Spanyer, Mobile, was elected president; Lynn Tate, Alex City, vice-president; and Richard Wold, Mobile, secretary and treasurer. Phi Kappa Tau Pledges The following men were recently formally pledged into Phi Kappa Tau: Harry Bazemore, Columbus, Ga.; Frank Harvey, Anniston; Allan Callan, Auburn; Edmond Jones, Mobile; Homer McNaron, Anniston; Howard Moore, Mobile; and Edwin Ray, Enterprise. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PLEASED WITH The Food Served AT THE GRILLE The Grille is Auburn's finest and most modern restaurant. . The Grille invites- the students to come in often for "the best food in town." THE AUBURN GRILLE JOHN GAZES, Mgr. Lt. Hubert Booker, Gadsden, former student of agriculture, visited the campus this past week. * * * Pfc. Owen Lowery, who was a student of architecture from Fort Payne, was an Auburn visitor last week. He is now stationed at Fort Dix, New Jersey. * * * Ens. Bob White, former student and leader of the Auburn Ambassadors, visited here this week. Bob is from Spartanburg, S. C, and graduated recently from the School of Engineering. * * * J. Robert ("Leech") Taylor, Opelika, was on leave here last weekend. He is a former student of architecture and a member of ATC fraternity. He is now a midshipman in the Merchant Marine. * * • Pvt. Tom Bass spent last week in Auburn before leaving for his new station in Nebraska with, the USAAF. He is a graduate of the School of Agriculture and member of Alpha Gamm aRho fraternity. * * * Lt. Phillip Smith, graduate of '38 in Mechanical Engineering, recently received the DFC and three oak-leaf clusters in Italy. He has been stationed in Hawaii. His home is in Auburn. * * * Captain Harry B. Rahner, Florence, Alabama, is attending Officers Advance Course in the Field Artillery School at Fort Sill. Oklahoma. He is a graduate of API and was a member of Tau Beta Pi fraternity and Scabbard and Blade while in school. * * • Lt. Ike W. Pitman,»Fairhope, received his wings from the Big Spring Bombardier School recently. He is a member of Sigma Chi fraternity while at Auburn. • * * Nathan J. Adams was promoted from the rank of first lieutenant to captain recently with the Ninth Air Force, where he is a B.47 pilot. His home is in Montgomery. * * * - Lt. Billy Coates was an Auburn visitor last week. He is a former student of pharmacy, and is from Linden, Alabama. LOST: Compass belonging to German Mechanical Set. Reward. Call Martha Lacey Gardner, 9141. BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS BOOKS fox CHILDREN DAVE DAWSON SERIES CAROLYN KEENE BOBBSEY TWINS HARDY BOYS MOTHER WESTWIND BEVERLY GRAY BOBBY COON JOHNNY CHUCK INDIAN SERIES Burton's Bookstore t •— r - I A i i p « ^ Down On Railroad Avenue L t b J A / W h O OPELIKA . . . ALABAMA ALL WOOL YEAR ROUND SUITS Come in and make your selection while our stock is complete. 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ALABAMA Page Four T H E P L A I N S M AN July 28,1944 "Greens", "Whites" Will Clash Tomorrow SSSS2SSSSSSSSSgS£SSSSSSSSS2SSSSSSSSSSg£S£SSS£SSSSS£SSS888S28SSSS8888888S28888888S8SS88888888888S» Final Grid Scrimmage Of Summer Practice Is Fifth In Saturday Series Locking horns for the fifth time since practice first began this summer, Auburn's football prospects represented by the "Green" team on one side and the "White" team on the other, will clash Saturday in the Auburn Stadium at 5 p.m. to determine whether the practice .sessions will end with a series victory for the Green team or a tie-up. The Greens have won two games to the White's one vie tory, with one tie game having been played. Quite a host of spectators are in order for the game; the Auburn Alumni Club from Montgomery will witness the results of Coach Voyles superhuman efforts directed towards shaping up some resemblance of a varsity football squad to. represent Auburn this fall. Following the game, the entire football roster will be entertained at a Chewacla barbecue given, by Auburn's "Capitol City" supporters. As to details of the game, Coach Voyles came out with praise for a number of his charges. Discussing first, members of the backfield, Voyles pointed to Kuykendall as one of the best halfbacks in either backfield, giving him as captain much credit for the way he handled the problems of the Green team. His praise of Wood, captain of the Whites, was not one whit less enthusiastic, however, since the Virginia guard has assisted his mates to two victories over the Greens. Showing great satisfaction over the wonderful change of pace demonstrated by Billy Ball, a young promise, and the excellent passing of a Georgia boy, James Watkins, Coach hesitated to go any further until he has seen more practice, although he said ^injuries had kept several from shojving their best form, especial, ly one sixteen-year-old from Georgia, Nolan Lang, who is out with an injured knee, and Clifford Grubbs, a-local boy, suffering bruises. Classing Ben' Moss, a vet student from Georgia, as one of the better ends on the field and Arnold \ Silverberg, a Florida boy as one of the more outstanding linesman, although hard-pressed by an Alabamian, Buck Stringer, Tor these honors, Coach still maintained that a lot of improvement was in store for the linesman before he would be satisfied. This game winds up football scrimmage for the men who have been out all summer, but special tutoring will be continued for a number of prospects who entered practice later in the season. The roster as it stands now is: White Team Ends: Goode, Ray, Decatur, Ala.; Adams, Bobby, Cedartown, Ga.; Ballard, A. W., Tallassee; Garner, L. C, Birmingham, Ala.; Grimes, Donald, Columbus, Ga.; Garrett, Lee, Columbus, - Ga.; Brewer, Johnny, Phoenix City. Centers: Crump, Charles, -Birmingham, Ala.; Jones, John E., Gadsden; Gwin, J. A., Augusta, Ga. Guards: Yearby, Clifford, Car-rolton, Ala.; Harris, Ralph, Lu-cien, Miss.; Woods, John, Richmond, Va.; Barker, Harold, Madison-, W. Va.; Willoughby, Paul, Paducah, Ky. Tackles: Snell, Denvard, Do-than, Ala.; Sims, Derwood, Phe-nix City; Wozniak, Joe, Sheno-doah Hts., Pa.; -Autrey, Max, Greenville; Pate, J. F., Mobile. Backs: Lang, Nolan, WaycrosSj Ga.; Watkins, James, Columbus, Ga.; Bstfl, Billy, Norton, Va.; Swindell, Sam, Richmond, Va.; Dupuy, Burke, Birmingham; Mc- Daniel, James, Birmingham; Smalley, F., Dublin, Ga.; Holley, Lester, Wetumpka; Mann, Billy, Alex City; Wadek, Geo., Miami, Fla.; Paul, C. E., Montgomery, Ala.; Grubbs, Clifford, Auburn, Ala. Green Team Euds: West, Harold, Piedmont; Reid, Bobby, Montgomery; Moss, Ben, Eastanollee, Ga.; McKenzie, Fred, Hamilton; Bickerstaff, Douglas, Mobile; Mayo, Clarence, Tarrant. Centers: Calhoun, Howard, Hueytown; Robins, J., Rome, Ga.; Kelly, Douglas, Sylacauga, Ala. Guards: Cahpon, Jack, Camden; Sutherland, Joe, Snowden, Ala.; Barnett, Allison, Florence; Hille-gass, Alvin, McKeesport, Pa.; Wilson, Karow, Dothan. • Tackles: Stringer, Buck, Troy; Courson, L. E., Goshen; Silverberg, A., Jacksonville, Fla.; Davis, W. C, Sheffield; Phillips, Chas. B., Eclectic. Backs: Kuykendall, Curtis, Sal-lis, Miss.; Galbreath, Scott, Natchez,. Miss.; Barton, Coker, Birmingham; Bowles, Billy, Tallassee; Hawkins, Herbert, Georgians, Ala.; Thomson, Billy, Carrollton? Smith, H. B., Sylacauga; Taff, Clyde, Columbus, Ga. Proble Starting Lineup White Team: Goode, r.e.; Sims, r.t.; Harris, r.g.; Crump, C; Wood, l.g.; Snell, l.t.; Garner, I.e.; Dupuy, q.b.; Watkins or Ball, l.h.;- Waldek, f.b.; Smalley, r.h. Green Team: West, r.e.; Silverberg, r.t.; Cahoon, r.g.; Calhoun, c; Barnett or Barker, l.g.; Stringer, l.t.; Moss, I.e.; Barton, q.b.; Kuykendall, l.h.; Inman, fb.; Haw kins, r.h. ( .;.6.5M«o.o*5S5S3So*oSoi^.oS5SoS8: INOUR SPORT SHIRTS LONG AND SHORT SLEEVE and OUR SUMMER SLACKS POPULAR SIZES AND COLORS WARD'S MEN'S WEAR LOST: Jeweled Alpha Gamma Rho Frternity pin. Finder please notify Warren Browning, Alpha Gamma Rho House. Phone 835. FOR RENT: Cottage and one apartment. Call 695-R. SOFTBALL STAN DINGS League I Team AP PDT W. L. Pet. _.5 0 1.000 KS .. SN-SPE League II SC Faculty OTS AP PiKA .. .... League III OTS . KsA-TC SAE - ATO .. 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Latest Invasion News —Tuesday— NELSON EDDY CHARLES COBURN in KNICKERBOCKER HOLIDAY Return Showing of THE MEMPHIS BELLE Official Pictures of Action Over Germany MARTIN "THE PLACE TO GO" Saturday, July 29 Double Feature No. 1 SUNDOWN VALLEY with CHARLES STARRETT DUB TAYLOR JEANNE BATES No. 2 DETECTIVE KITTY 0'DAY with JEAN PARKER PETER COOKSON TIM RYAN VEDA ANN BORG Also Serial: ^Masked Marvel" No._9^ Cartoon: "Supermouse Rides Again" Sunday and Monday July 30 and 31 SUNDAY STARTING TIME 1:45-4.07-9 P.M. THE EVE OF ST MARK .with ANNE BAXTER WILLIAM EYTHE MICHAEL O'SHEA Also Cartoon: "Cross Country Detours" Tuesday, Aug. 1 TWO BIG SHOWS No. 1 LADY IN THE DEATH HOUSE with JEAN PARKER LIONEL ATWILL No. 2 WESTWARD BOUND with KEN MAYNARD HOOT GIBSON BOB STEELE Also , A "Community Sing" Wednesday, Aug. 2 THEIMPOSTER with RICHARD WHORF ALLYAN JOSLYN Also Oddity: "World's Youngest Avitor" Travel: "A Day In Death Valley" | § War Bonds should mean something more to yon than just "a good sound investment." Figure it out yourself.
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Title | 1944-07-28 The Plainsman |
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Date Issued | 1944-07-28 |
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OCR Transcript | Auburn Seniors Get A Break The Get Your P.E. At The Lake 'TO FOSTER THE AUBURN SPIRIT VOLUME LXVIII ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, AUBURN, ALABAMA, FRIDAY, JULY 28, 1944 NUMBER 31 PE PROGRAM REVISED FOR MEN AND WOMEN Bankhead, Sparks To Visit Here Notables To Address Southern Farm Bureau Training School Senator John H. Bankhead, Governor Chauncey Sparks, Edward A. O'Neal, N. E. Dodd, L. N. Duncan and other noted leaders will address the Southern Farm Bureau Training School to be held here, July 31 to August 4. Registration will start at Alumni Hall at 2 p.m. Monday, July 31, with the first general assembly at the Amphitheater at 7:15 p.m. Those attending the training school will be welcomed to Auburn by Dr. L. N. Duncan, president, Alabama Polytechnic Institute. Response will be made by Walter Hammond, president, Texas Farm Bureau. Addresses during the first session will be made by Governor Chauncey Sparks of Alabama and Mrs. Charles W. Sewell, -administrative- director, Associated Women, A.F.B.F., Chicago. An informal reception will be given at the home of President and Mrs. Duncan at 8:30 p.m., Monday. Classes will be held from 8:30 to 9:30 daily Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. To Visit Plains Alabama's governor and one of the Auburn student body's best friends, the Honorable Chauncey Sparks, will pay a visit to the "Loveliest Village" during the Southern Farm Bureau Training School session that will be held here July 31 to August 4." The Governor, along with Senator John H. Bankhead,-and other noted leaders will address those attending the five-day training session. AIRPORT WILL BE IMPROVED Third Runway To Be Paved, Building Planned The construction of a 4-story administration building to house offices, classrooms, signal towers and waiting rooms is one of the main features of a postwar program for the operation of the Au-burn- Opelika Airport by the Ala. bama Polytechnic Institue. This announcement was made Wednesday afternoon by President L. N. Duncan, who addressed a meeting of the Auburn-Opelika Aero Club at the airport. It was also announced that plans have been made for paving a third lunway and that 15 training ships had been purchased. "It is our intention to make full use of the airport as a part of our educational institution, where students may receive practical instruction which will supplement their formal classroom instruction," Dr. Duncan declared. After reviewing the history of the airport, Dr. Duncan went into an exhaustive review of the future use of the facilities, how they are to be enlarged, and the educational results expected from them. He stated that the institution's program is being expanded to take care of postwar needs and that men will be trained in such fields as aerodynamics, structures, airplane design, aircraft power-plants, airport management, maintenance and commercial aviation. The college will be in full charge of all commercial activities at the airport, the speaker said. In order to further a closer relationship with other airports in the Southeast, Dr. Duncan announced that an Airport Management Conference had been called to be held here on August 21, 30 and 31, and that airport experts will attend from many sections of the country. Wednesday's meeting of the aero club was attended by about 150, -including members and their wives. A barbecue and flights featured the occasion. Former Auburn Student Dies In Plane Crash Lt. Harry Merriwether, API '43, of Atmore, was the victim of a fatal plane crash on July 12 in Texas. The accident occurred while Lt. Merriwether, serving as a liaison pilot in the Field Artillery, was engaged in observing and directing artillery firing practice. The cause of the crash has not yet been satisfactory determined, but army officials are investigating it. While a student at Auburn, he took an active part in campus affairs, serving as business manager of the Glomorata, and as a member of the Publications Board during his senior year. He' was representative to the Executive Cabinet in his sophomore year, and in his juior year was president of his class. He was a member of Alpha Gamma Rho, social fraternity, and of Delta Sigma Pi, honorary business • fraternity. Lt. Merriwether received his degree in Business Administration. Auburn Gets $3,000 Gift As Trust Fund Evans Engineering Firm Contributes Aid To Students A $3,000 trust fund, the income from which is to be used in providing scholarship aid for engineering students whose education has been interrupted by reason of the war and there after such other worthy studerits as the proper authorities of the college shall determine, has been donated to Auburn by the F. J. Evans Engineering Company of the Birmingham area. The donation was accepted by President L. N. Duncan, who has been authorized by the Board of Trustees to appoint a Scholarship Committee which shall have charge of investing the principal sum in sound securities, accounting for interest return thereon, and selecting worthy students as recipients of scholarship aid within the limitations as described above. Members of the committee are as follows: Dean J. E. Hannum, of the School of -Engineering; W. T. Ingram, business manager; and Kirtley Brown, director of student affairs. "BANK" NEEDS 2oo' ADDITIONAL PINTS OF BLOOD Two hundred additional volunteers are urgently needed to fill the quota set for the Lee County blood donor service. Miss Kath-erine Wright and Miss Carolyn Self are giving of their time and efforts in the enlistment of donors and now urge all those who have not volunteered and desire to do so to contact them or phone Chairman Bob Smith at Burton's bookstore. Up to last night, according to Mr. Smith, 500 volunteers had signed up for the forthcoming blood bank on August 9, 10, and 11, leaving 200 yet to be secured in order to meet the necessary quota of 700. 'There must be no let-up on this home front effort," commented Miss Katherine Wright. "The news fro mEurope lately has given a lot of people the idea that it is no longer necessary to keep plugging here on the home front. That's just not so. Blood will be needed even after the war is over and it isn't over yet. A pint of blood is a small sacrifice compared with the sacrifices our boys are making on the battle fronts of the world." Sabers Choose New Members, And President R. C. Humphrey, aeronautical engineering student from Columbus, Ga., was elected president of the Sabers, honorary military fraternity at API, at a recent meeting of that organization. Five men were elected to mem-ship in the Sabers at the same meeting. Among standards that a man must have in order to be considered for membership are: high scholastic average in Military Science; conspicuous display of leadership; and admirable personality traits. i The following men were tapped: L. S. Garrett, sophomore in electrical engineering from Columbus, Ga.; C. S. Keller, sophomore in pre-med. from Abbeville, Ala.; J. S. Meadows, sophomore in pre-dentistry from Salem, Ala.; Max Mutchnik, sophomore in areo-engineering from Mobile, Ala.; and Lewis Tanner, sophomore in aero-engineering from Jackson, Mississippi. > NEW NEWSDAY IS NOW TUESDAY Beginning on Aug. 1. The Plainsman will come off the press each Tuesday, instead of each Friday as is now the practice. This change was brought about for several reasons that are associated for the most part with conditions caused by war. And for the benefit of those that are not receiving copies of The Plainsman at the present, a new system of circulation is being contemplated. Bob Kirby, new circulation manager of the paper, is asking that all townspeople and students not having access to The Plainsman, to please drop a card containing the name and address of the complainant addressed to the circulation manager, in care of The Plainsman office. This affects only those living within the city limits. An effort is being made to see that each house in Auburn receive at least one copy of the paper. Alumni Form Greater API Fund At Meet A meeting of the members of the xecutive Committee of. the Alumni Association on invitation of Dr. L- N. Duncan, president of the college, recently created the Greater Auburn Fund for the purpose of fostering an dencour-aging the alumni to make gifts of money andoiher valuables for the promotion of worthy activities of the school. It was pointed out that such a fund would not'only assist in enlarging the activities of the institute but would serve to cement a closer relationship between the alumni and friends of the school. A resolution setting forth the aims and purposes of the special fund empowered Frank Samford, president of the association, to apr point the necessary committees to set up a permanent incorporation within the alumni association for "broadening the areas of service of alumni to the institution through financial assistance and other aids." How the Great Auburn Fund fits in with the general scheme of colleges throughout the country was explained by Dr. Duncan, and other alumni present offered their support to the movement. When put to a vote, the resolution was adopted without a dissenting vote. The alumni attended the conference and a majority of the visitors remained over for a review of Auburn's football prospects; THE TIGER NOSE On the wall in one of the offices on the campus: "The only way we will ever have peace and prosper, ity on the Auburn campus is to lake all of the college professors out and shoot 'em down like dogs." « * * Congratulations, Chick Webb. What we want to know is how you did it? May we ask the future Mrs. Webb if she ever heard of Boogie? * * » Several ERC boys on the second floor of the Theta Chi house ducking behind the curtains as they shout. "4-F's." and, "Draft Dodgers 1" as two civilian student? pass by in front. Just what battle have you boys fought? The "Fighting Fifth" won the BATTLE OF AUBURN last quarter! Tennis And Ping Pong Entrants Cautioned The PE Department urges those students who are in the tennis and ping pong playoffs to come by immediately and make some arrangements about the situation. Several matches have already been forfeited. Home Economics School Offers New Course This Fall The Foods and Nutrition Department of the Auburn School- of Home Economics will offer a new course this fall called Family Nutrition Mrs. Marion W. Spidle, dean of the School of Home Economics, said that this course is planned to meet the needs of all college students, men and women, who are interested in good family nutrition. The course is required of majors in General and Vocational Home Economics Education and is open to majors in Sociology, Public Welfare, and to those who are interested in their own family problems. " The course is designed to give a broad study in the field of nutrition as applied to family feeding. Emphasis will be placed on the practical and functional aspects of the subject rather than scientific research. The course is planned for three lectures and two laboratory periods per week and will be taught by Mrs. Inez Schrader. Chewacla Plans Improvements And Additions $125,000 Will Be Spent On Lake, Cottages And Roads Chewacla Park, favorite pleasure snot of Auburn students and one of the state's public recreation grounds will be improved at a cost of approximately $125,000 according to an announcement by Ben C. Morgan, director of the State Department of Conservation. ; The program includes 10 to 15 additional cottages, improvement of the lake and the paving of the road leading from the Montgomery highway to the park entrance. While the announcement did not specifically state that the road would be paved, it is believed that this bady needed improvement will be included, as a special fund of $500,000 has been suggested for the improvement of roads leading to every unit of the state park systems The $125,000 estimated cost of cabins and lake improvements is over and above the cost of paving. Additions and improvements within the park area will be iuhder the supervision and from the funds,of the conservation department, while the paving will be done by the highway department. The program is a part of the state's vast postwar master plan, which will involve both state and federal funds, it was announced. The lack of adequate cabin facilities at Chewacla Park has been the greatest handicap since it was. developed, patrons having to wait for months to secure cabin accommodations. Despite this handicap, "the park rates as the second highest of the entire state system in gross revenue, due, in the main, to the fact that it is the only state park that charges an entrance fee. An increase in number of cabins will make it possible to eliminate the fee, it is believed. ON THE CAMPUS BSU The Baptist Student Union will have its annual summer banquet Saturday night at 7 p.m. The theme of the banquet will be "The Gay Nineties." Guests will be Dr. Clarence Jordan, Americus, Ga., speaker; and Dr. Roy Steele, Ope. lika, tosamaster. * * * APhiO Alpha Phi Omega will hold its regular weekly meeting at 5:00 Wednesday above Benson's. * • • IAeS IAeS will meet Monday at 7:15 in Ramsay 109. A film will be shown, and all aeronautical engine ring students are urged to attend. * * * Church Services Union Church services will be held in the amphitheatre at Graves Center at 7 p.m. Sunday night. Judge Walter B. Jones of Montgomery is to be guest speaker. . * * * Glomerate Proof fox Glomerata pictures recently taken will be shown at Student Center from 8 until 5 on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of next week. Prints can be obtained of proofs at reasonable prices, according to Charles Spi-vey, editor of the Glomerata. * * • AVMA The AVMA will hold it's regular meeting next Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock in the old Vet Building. The program will be announced later on the bulletin board. Seniors Are Permanently Excused From The Class System Assumes More Aspects Of College Course As Quarter-Hour Credit Is Given The program of physical education in both the women's and men's PE department has undergone complete revision. The new regulations, designed to make the physical training of each individual student more effective and more suited to his needs, will go into effect at the beginning of next quarter. The exception to this ruling is that seniors will be excused from PE. This is effective imme- • diately. students assigned to the regular The new physical education pro- classes the student is referred to gram for the men students, under the direction of Coach "Swede" Umbach, head professor of physical training, requires that all undergraduates take PE for nine quarters or until Physical Conditioning requirements are met. One quarter hour credit will be granted for each quarter. All freshman men are required to take four scheduled hours of PE each week. One hour of this will be devoted- to instruction in personal hygiene and sanitation. All others are to be required to take three scheduled hours per week. Classes will be scheduled throughout the day from 8 to 4 p.m., and may be arranged to fit individual schedules. According to the results of physical examinations students will be classified in regular, restrictive, and rest-classes. Those students having no physical defects will be in. classes, involving active, vigorous and skillful conditioning exercises, team, dual, and individual sports. Students having temporary and permanent physical defects will be required to engage in activities of a recreational sport type such as shuffleboard, table tennis, archery, and mild calisthenics. Rest or light activity ..will be designed for those students who have had recent illnesses, operations, or any condition making rest necessary. Excuses No one will be assigned permanently to the restrictive class without a complete physical examination and the action of the Health and Physical Committee, composed of the college physician, a representative of the PE der partment and a representative of the President.. Each student will be required in order to participate in class ties planned and for the require ments which must be met by those dean of women and the registrar the list of regulations which has been posted on the bulletin boards in the gym and the field house. Attendance at classes is required by the college. No cuts are authorized. The only officials who have the% authority to excuse men from PE classes are the president, the college surgeon, and the head of the PE department. Any man who has three unexcused absences in any one quarter will be ordered to report to the head of the department who will warn the man of the number of his absences. If he has five he will be reported to the director of student affairs with a view to his sus- . pension from the college. Juniors may be excused from PE by passing the Physical Efficiency Test. Medical excuses will be accepted only when the student has been in the infirmary or has been.excused in all classes. All leaves of absence from administrative offices will be accepted as excuses. Women Students Regulations for women's PE are posted in the Alumni Gym and all women students are requested to go by and read them. Senior girls do not have to take any PE classes, except when they shall elect to do so for additional credit. One quarter hour credit will be earned by the student for each quarter of PE. A medical examination is required of each student before admission to classes. In order to receive a well-rounded program of activities and education in various skills and sports, certain requirements must be met by the student during her first three years. These will be announced by the department. Attendance to PE classes is required of all women students enrolled as freshmen, sophomores, or juiors. If any student's record to dress in standard gym costume shows more than two unexcused absences, the student will be au-work. For the program of activi- tomatically dropped from physical education and reported to the Glenn Family Paid Tribute At Meeting Of Faculty Forum Mrs. Allie Glenn And Dr. C. B. Glenn Represent Family The Glenn family of Auburn, which has played a vital part in the development of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute since 1872, was honored Monday night at a dinner meeting of the Faculty Forum held in the Quadrangle. The family was represented by Miss Allie Glenn, treasurer of the college since 1896, and Dr. Charles B. Glenn, former superintendent of the Birmingham Public School System. Under the guidance of Dr. Glenn, the Birmingham System became famous throughout the country. As the principal speaker, Dr. Glenn entertained his audience with a delightful address based upon a number of humorous stories related to Auburn. Miss Allie was presented to the group by President Duncan who paid glowing tribute to the Glenn family. The faculty members responded by singing "Let Me Call You Sweetheart." Every check issued by the Alabama Polytechnic Institute since its establishment in 1872 has been signed by Miss Allie Glenn or by her father whom she succeeded as treasurer in 1896. For the decade following 1886 served as assistant to her father,' the late E. T. Glenn, who was treasurer from 1872 when the college was founded with the taking over by the State of the old East Alabama Male College. Miss Allie's grandfather, the Rev. John Bowles Glenn, was president of the board of trustees of the East Alabama Male College during the entire time of its existence, 1857 to 1872. LT. BLACKBURN AWARDED DFC# OAK LEAF CLUSTER First Lieutenant Joe H. Blackburn, the son of Mr. and Mrs. Anderson Blackburn, formerly of Auburn, has been awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and Oak Leaf Cluster. The awards were made for extraordinary achievement in aerial flight as pilot of a P-51 type aircraft. Lt. Blackburn, a former student here, has a record of over 76 successful missions against the enemy. . - Page Two T H E P L A I N S M AN July 28,1944 Ihz Plain&mcuv Published weekly by the students of Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama. Editorial and business office on Tichenor Avenue. Phone 448. BOB SHARMAN, Editot-in-Chief GENE GRIFFITHS, Business Manager ^SoTHA^RAND^' ****&* 3™°** HENRY STEINDORFF, Advertising Manager MIMI SIMMS, Associate Editor RAY GRANT, Circulation, Manager AL LOWE, Sports Editor IRENE LONG, Feature Editor BILL VAN HEMERT, News Editor BILLY CHRISTIAN, Cartoonist STELLA RIGAS, Movie Editor \ Reporters and Feature Writers Jesse Culp Graydine Gorman Bill Laney Sarah Smith Nick Nigosian Ted Bryson Susan Brown. Ed Goode Howard Fulenwider Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Auburn, Alabama. Subscription rates by mail: $1:00 for 3 months, $3.00 for 12 months. Member ftssociated CbMe&de Press Distributor of Golle6iateDi6est MMUmump won NATIONAL ADV«RTI«INU BV National Advertising Service, Inc. ColUg* PubUsbm Representativ 4SO MADISON AVC. NIWYOBK, N. Y. CHICAGO • BOITOH • LO« AMIUU • «A« FMRCIKO And The Band Played O n - - In the not too distant past, Auburn has been dubbed a "cow college." But no more, we are glad to say. Not that the name cow college is a reflection on the agricultural school, for it isn't. Rather, it's a definite slur on the part of the college which is engaged in more cultural pursuits. As a general rule, cow colleges leave anything pertaining to art, music, or drama, strictly alone. They resent the idea of cultural courses, the way Hitler does the Russian knocks at his back door. Auburn has always made an attempt to offer courses in fine arts to interested students. At the time we entered the war, API had the broadest cultural program in its history. Lately, however, the music end has fallen down. Since Mr. Lawrence Barnett left in March, Auburn has been without a music director. But college. authorities have not been asleep. Already a prospective music director has seen action before a girls' Convocation. Music is a thing that our college leaders could have dropped for the duration— explaining that it was "because of the war." But they chose to continue it with what facilities are now available. Because our administration was far-sighted enough to see our need to grow musically as well as in other ways and is doing something about it, we feel that Auburn is taking another step forward. Servicemen And Fraternities In last week's issue of The Plainsman there appeared an editorial under the heading, "Fraternity Patriotism." Since the editor was absent during the entire process of publishing last week's issue, naturally he had very little to say as to what the editorial policy would be in that situation. This editorial is his opinion. First, any fraternity that will turn away any member of its national or local organization, providing he is a member in good standing, and deny him the privileges that a fraternity is founded upon, then that organization is not a fraternity. It is a cheap imitation. Regardless of the chapter with which he is affiliated, or the condition in which he might be, it is the duty of the members of his national fraternity to come to his assistance in his time of need. We don't believe Auburn has any fraternity on its campus that will violate these accepted traditions. But to open the doors of every fraternity to every serviceman that visits our campus over the weekend is almost impossible for several reasons. And then there is the unpleasant side that always comes up in such situations. It was the unpleasant side that made it necessary for our own Army unit here in Auburn to turn away visiting servicemen who desired a night's lodging. The things that a drunk soldier or sailor can do to a nice clean bed are best left undiscussed. The Army, the largest fraternity in the world, saw fit to make regulations on the situation, and it is much more able financially and otherwise to take care of servicemen who visit this area. It is bad that many must suffer for the faults of a few. That is the case in so many similar situations today. And sometimes there is, so little that can be done about it. Take the case of the fraternity imposter. He walks in, says he is a member of such-and- such a chapter of the fraternity from which he is now trying to boondoggle a free meal or so and a night's lodging. Fraternity men hesitate to call his hand and a check-up is sometimes difficult without appearing obvious. There are many complexities we haven't touched upon. We don't pretend to cover the whole situation and offer a cure-all remedy. We do say this, however. Auburn has the reputation of being one of the friendliest colleges in the world. It is also supposedly hospitable because it is in the deep South. We like these traditions associated with our name, and believe that everything in reason should be done to prove that the traditions are true and worthwhile. No serviceman expects the fraternities to compete with the hotels in service, or go out of reason to provide for him, but he does expect and should get decent consideration from the Greek letter organizations. Are You A Path maker? Grass and trees, shrubs and flowers— these things now growing on the campus, carefully tended by the Department of Buildings and Grounds. These pleasant additions to the campus cause visitors to carry away tales about the beauty of the once drab Alabama Polytechnic Institute. This is the kind of publicity any college needs and desires, for although prospective students choose their schopl for the curriculum available there, the appearance of the college influences their decision. We don't really know how to appreciate the landscape of our college unless we remember how it looked several years ago— with the earth nothing but bare red sand and pebbles, unprotected from the blazing rays of the sun by shade trees. Much of the barren earth now has been covered by the grass planted on lawn areas. The zoysia grass planted in the triangular plot in from of samford Halls is green despite the present weather, as is most of the foliage. The shrubs, planted, watered, dug around, and clipped by the B&G staff, are of such variety that some kind is blooming at almost any time of the year. In the spring were the sweetbuds, then the wei-gela, and now the crepe myrtles and magnolia trees. The trees which have been planted provide a cool and pleasant addition to spots heretofore unshaded. The Quadrangle has been provided with walks, a green lawn, shrubs, and trees, within our time, and the area in front of the library has been made more attractive by the addition of brick walks. Walks and steps were scarce five years ago. Since we came there have been added in innumerable places, the latest being behind the New Building. Students can best be helpful in the program of beautifying the campus by leaving off those short cuts, so some old grad, who hasn't seen Auburn in many a year, will be agreeably surprised during his next visit. MUST BE THE WEATHER Around The Editor's Desk • Much to the apparent disgust of the junior staff, we're still hanging 'round even if every effort was made to give us the farewell ticket. They did manage to set our expiration date, and see that it got a prominent spot on the front page. Cranial space is at a premium in The Plainsman den since the junior staff has found that they can operate minus yours truly. Oh well, there is still some kick left in the old has-been. Watch the next four issues. * * * * * Since we find so many commendable things about our campus so much of the time, we find it difficult to write a column without pointing out some of those things. First we would like to commend the staff, even if we do feel a bit envious, for the admirable manner in which they handled last week's Plainsman. Then we always like to see the PiKA house late at night with the flood lamps lighting up the inscription on the ivy-covered chimney. We like to show it to visitors, who never fail to comment favorably on the striking effect it creates. * , * * * * In another column on this page, the honorable editor of said conglomeration states that he doesn't wish to crusade in his column. Well, we don't either, but neither do we feel that we should refrain from offering a suggestion now and them Not that our suggestions are any better than any one else's, but we're in the position to offer them as few others on this campus are, and since someone evidently must do this, and since you don't have to read this paper or column, and if you d» you don't have to agree with it, then we're offering this suggestion. Why isn't some course given on this campus that offers the essentials of Emily Post's book on etiquette?. Now we can see most of you frown or sneer as you read this. Perhaps you can see a college boy delicately arching his smaller digit as he fingers his tea cup. But before you expose your ignorance further, please take the trouble to read up a little on the old girl. She really gives a lot of practical, everyday advice along with the usual frills that are included for the "my deans'." To use the original book would be quite impractical. It's too comprehensive and much of it would never be used by the majority of college students (the diplomatic intricacies for instance), therefore the book might be condensed greatly and meet with much greater approval. The basic fundamentals that are necessary for human beings to associate succesfully with human being are elaborated upon fully. You are surprise to find the solutions to things that have baffled you for years clearly given in precise, understandable English. \ It would be ideal from a long-range point of view if the course were made essential for freshmen, but even if it were offered only as an elective it would be extremely beneficial to those interested in improving their personalities. Knowledge of the proper thing to do at the proper time inspires more self-confidence than probably any other one thing, including looks, and past accomplishments. And self-confidence is one thing that is a must for the successful college .graduate. Everyone likes a person who is able to go about his daily routine with an easy, natural swing, always knowing the proper thing to do or say at the right time or place. It is argued that fraternities are instrumental in bringing about a lot of valuable changes in a person who is reticent or just ignorant. They do. And they can also do a helluva lot toward bringing about undesirable changes. Some advocate liquor to inspire self-confidence. We don't need to elaborate on that. It wouldn't accomplish anything. * * * * * Well, the whole thing was a good IDEA anyway. * * * * * As a parting sally we offer; Young maid after operation: "Oh doctor, will the scar show?" And the doctor: "That, my dear, is entirely up to you." Campus Cross-Country By SUSAN BROWN The "brain" who usually writes this column ordered yours truly to substitute this week. She said to "write something—or else!" This is else. • * * It seems that the majority of people are prone to accept the obvious as the real, unadulterated truth. The purpose of these next few column inches is to awaken the readers to the fact that few truths are actually truths, that most "daily bladders" are just that —daily bladders. Eploding Myths Dept. Q. Deaf people cannot hear. A. Absolutely false! Careful study of the word "hear" reveals that it is derived from the old Anglo-Saxon word hyran (Portuguese hak), which means, as nearly as can be translated, "to be present at." Obviously, deaf people fall into this category, for they can certainly be anywhere - that a perfectly normal person can. Q. Hannibal crossed the Alps on elephants. True or false? A. False again! Recent excavations at the base of the Sphinx have brought to light the startling information that the Carthaginian general, in his famous campaign against the Holy Roman Empire used, not elephants but hoxadon-tas, to cross the perilous Alps. They were descendants of a prize herd presented the general by the wife of Abdul Abulbul, Amir of Afganistan. The Romans later slaughtered the animals, and present day textbooks have not been revised on this point. Q. Watermelon and whiskey will make you extremely ill. True or false? A. False, of course! Conscientious research by the faculty of the (to be cont'd.) * » * Poet: There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. BMOC: There's many a cup twixt the lip and the slip. * • • Poem The Frenchman loves his burgundy, The German his bok beer. The Englishman loves his hot rum toddy He says it gives good cheer. The Mexican takes his mescal straight Because it gives him dizziness; But the American has no choice at all, So he drinks the whole damned business. * * * Much has been said about the famous phrase, "Never have so many owed so much to so few." As a parody on that statement, we offer the Quote Of The Week: Observing the considerable shortage of girls around his camp, a G.I. remarked, "Never before have so many pursued so few with so much and obtained so little."— Lawson Field Tailskid. war ia<\\i Editor's note: The opinions expressed in this column are those of the writer and are not to be construed as the editorial policies of this paper. No column, we feel, should be given over to endless crusades. But there are a couple of kicks that we would like tp enter on the record of time. A couple of weeks ago this paper came out with the news that an arboretum is to be established—or planted, if you like—on the campus near, the president's house. Since there would be nothing like it in this neck of the woods, we know that it would give Auburn a lot of well needed publicity in horticultural circles—and that would be a good thing. But while we are busy planting rare and exotic trees and shrubs, we wonder if a. few good ole shade trees couldn't be planted along the walks between Ag Hill and Samford and Vet Hill and Sam-ford? Walking back and forth on these hot summer days is no joke; trees would be a hig help. We once heard that there was a landscape architect in Auburn who wanted to cut down all the trees, cement over everything, and then paint the cement green. That would cut down on the work of mowing the grass, but give us the trees any day! Some of those exotic shrubs planted around several of the buildings on the campus would help too to take away that stark naked appearance that some of the buildings have. And they wouldn't be bad camouflage for Broun hall. * * * Our other kick of the week en-volves the advertising that goes on at the local theater and at the theater in Opelika. Prior to this quarter the movie house here shied away from the thing, but now both houses are up to their necks in the business. It may be an additional source of revenue, but pity the poor movie-goer. * 4 • * Perhaps it would be O.K. to run the ads just on Saturday— one Saturday the ads_were better than the main feature—but to see the same ad over and over several times a week and then for weeks and months on end is monotonous to say the least. Last week the cinema house in the neighboring town ran a patent medicine ad that advised the patrons to take a swig of the stuff at that distressing time of he month. But they didn't tell us what to take at that distressing time when the ads are flashed on the screen. * * • She daintily walked into the crowded room, and in one smile swept the attention of the entire gathering in her direction. The gentleman nearest her arose and politely offered her his chair, She opened her purse and deftly withdrew a small, delicate cigarette case. The pale white cigarettes contrasted brilliantly with her well-manicure nails. — "Where the hell is a match!" she screeched lustily above the gentle din of polite conversation in the room. A footman stepped from the depths of the chamber and supplied the desired article. The gentle murmur of polite arguments again drifted up toward the crystal chandeliers. She took a deep drag off the weed.. In brief anticipation, as if by magic, she was supplied with a china ash tray. He was vaguely fascinated by this charming person. He walked over to her and said, "Are you by ahy chance related to Marie Antoinette?" With her deep, brown eyes she looked at him—and barked! She intrigued him. He determined to pursue their undying friendship further. He asked her if she had read any good books. She picked up one and threw it in his face. It was then that he knew she loved him—they would never be happy apart. And so they became engaged. One night when he was at her house they were amusing themselves by tossing empty beer bottles at her mother's portrait. He let slip the chance remark that he didn't believe in hell. His bride-to-be turned an ashen grey. Her mother's portrait smiled down on them benevolently and said, "Don't worry, daughter, in time he will." * * » It happened in one of the downtown stores during a rush. (Hell, no, not here.) The elevator was jammed and the cables groaned. The elevator rose slowly, and as it neared the third floor, a piercing scream rent the air. All eyes focused on a large woman in a short silver fox jacket, who wore an injured expression. A small boy, not yet of school age stood directly behind her. "I did it," he announced truculently. "It was in my face, so I bit it." * * * We got that from UT. July 28, 1944 THE P L A I N S M AN Page Three Interfrat Council Will Sponsor Swing Music To Begin At Eight-thirty On Samford Terrace Saturday Night The campus dance will be sponsored this Saturday night by the Interfraternity Council on the terrace in back of Sam-ford Hall. Music is to be recorded and will begin at 8:30. Soft drinks and popcorn will be sold. Chairs and benches, are to be furnished by the Department of Buildings and Grounds. Students, servicemen and townspeople will be welcomed, according to Council Sapp, president of the Interfraternity Council. Bridge games and watching, in addition to dancing, are ensour-aged. These dances, under the sponsorship of the various campus student organizations, have been well atttended in the past by sailors from Auburn's Naval Radio Training School, and by personnel of Fort Benning. An attempt to get the women students better acquainted with visitors to the campus is being carried out by representatives of the Social Life Committee. All servicemen and visitors are requested to go by the registration booth at the head of the steps back of the Samford Hall and officially register as guests of the college. PARATROOPER DANCE AT GYM GIVEN BY USO To the music of a Ft. Benning dance band, a semi-formal dance, sponsored by Auburn's USO, will begin tomorrow night at 9 p.m. in the old Girls' Gym on Opelika road. About eighty paratroopers will be guests of honor, and coeds will be junior hostesses. Dancing will last until midnight. • A late afternoon swimming party will be held at Chewacla for the troopers and USO junior hostesses. Trucks will return early in the evening. Troopers themselves will decorate the gym. Colored 'chutes will be hung from the ceiling and a spotlight will be focused on the mirrored ball. Miss Mary George Lamar, chairman of junior hostesses, is in charge of USO arrangements. She is assisted by a junior hostess committee headed by Martha Nell Simpson, with Virginia Williamson, Frances Perry, and Mimi Simms as members. Regular USO senior hostesses will chaperone the dance, and serve refreshments. This dance is being given because Ft. Benning authorities feel the last USO-paratrooper dance so successful. Delta Sigs Cut Watermelons At Chewacla Delta Sigma Phi fraternity entertained members, pledges, guests and dates with a watermelon cutting at Chewacla State Park last Saturday night. After swimming, and boating the party gathered around the campfire to sing songs. The watermelons were then cut and the party adjourned to the Pavillion to dance. Those present were Bob Sco-gin, Julia Dykes; Lew Sanderson, Jennifer Fawn, Fort Benning, Ga.; Phillip Raymond, Alta Holmes; Walton Thomas, Ruth Fuller; Jack Thornton, Sandra Heatherton, Hamilton, Bermuda; Milton Sheppard, Mildred McKee, Tuskegee; and Bill Knox, Dot Green. Arthur Mitchell, May Carmon, Crewup, Alabama; Jimmy Whiteside, Bette Rowell, Opelika. James Horton, Daniel Puissegur, Hilton Jones, Jimmye Fethe, Rex Gray, and Buddy Ager. Chaperones for the evening were Miss Druisilla Ross, Miss Elizabeth Fryer and Mr. G. J. Fowler. FDRdoyd.' Curtail spending. Put your savings into war bonds every payday. Catherine Smith Weds Bill Stump Mr. and* Mrs. Malcolm Hill Smith of Birmingham, Ala., announce the marriage of their daughter, Catherine, to William Richard Stump, Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Stump, Sr., of Chicago, 111., on July 5, 1944. The marriage was solemnized at the Christ Lutheran Church, Birmingham. Both the bride and groom were students at Auburn, and Mr. Stump received his degree in electrical engineering at the close of the spring quarter this year. Before her marriage, Mrs. Stump was a member of the junior class at API.-She was a member of Phi Omega Pi, social sorority, and was a favorite in the 1943 Glomerata. Mr. Stump was a member of Phi Kappa Phi, Tau Beta Pi, and AIEE. He, also, served as staff photographer for both The Glomerata and The Plainsman. CONFIDENTIAL TO COEDS: Just received new shipment of nylon hoes. Reasonable price—one pair to customer. Do not telephone. See Geo. K. Leison, ATO House. TYPEWRITER FOR SALE: Portable Royal DeLuxe. Call Victor Crespo at 670. ORDER YOUR COAL Soon the chill of Winter will call for COAL IN YOUR BIN. Call 118 and reserve your supply. AUBURN ICE & COAL CO. Phi Kappa Tau Gives Dance Saturday Night The pledges of Phi Kappa Tau gave the members a house dance Saturday night. The house was decorated with the orange and blue of Auburn and the Havard red and old gold of Phi Tau. The refreshments consisted of cookiesand punch, served by Mrs. Sarver, the Phi Tau's housemother. Those attending the dance were: Johnny Wegener, Queenella Pru-ett; Julius Hagerty, Lucia Andrews; and Edwin Tomlin, Betty Watkins. Rowland Wallin, Malda Wel-born; Carl Spanyer, Wynn Hall; Richard Wold, Marvalene Norrid; Lynn Tate, Eunetta Gunter; Frank Harvey, Betty Sue Eaton; Howard Moore, Joanne Bennet. SERVICE PERSONALS Miss Grace Weds Mr. Bobby Dean The marriage of Miss Martha Grace to Mr. Bobby Dean of Mobile and Auburn took place last week at the home of the bride's parents in Tuscaloosa. Reverend Charles Douglas officiated. The bride is. the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas J. Grace and was a student at the University of Alabama where she was a member of Delta Zeta sorority, for which she served as publicity chairman last year. The groom is a student of engineering at Auburn and is a member of Delta Sigma Phi fraternity. He has served on the Inter-fraternity Council for the last year. Miss Cornelia Grace served her sister as maid of honor. Mr. Jack Parsons was the best man. Mr. and Mrs. Dean plan to make their home in Auburn. PKT Pledges Elect The pledges of Phi Kappa Tau recently elected their officers. Carl Spanyer, Mobile, was elected president; Lynn Tate, Alex City, vice-president; and Richard Wold, Mobile, secretary and treasurer. Phi Kappa Tau Pledges The following men were recently formally pledged into Phi Kappa Tau: Harry Bazemore, Columbus, Ga.; Frank Harvey, Anniston; Allan Callan, Auburn; Edmond Jones, Mobile; Homer McNaron, Anniston; Howard Moore, Mobile; and Edwin Ray, Enterprise. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PLEASED WITH The Food Served AT THE GRILLE The Grille is Auburn's finest and most modern restaurant. . The Grille invites- the students to come in often for "the best food in town." THE AUBURN GRILLE JOHN GAZES, Mgr. Lt. Hubert Booker, Gadsden, former student of agriculture, visited the campus this past week. * * * Pfc. Owen Lowery, who was a student of architecture from Fort Payne, was an Auburn visitor last week. He is now stationed at Fort Dix, New Jersey. * * * Ens. Bob White, former student and leader of the Auburn Ambassadors, visited here this week. Bob is from Spartanburg, S. C, and graduated recently from the School of Engineering. * * * J. Robert ("Leech") Taylor, Opelika, was on leave here last weekend. He is a former student of architecture and a member of ATC fraternity. He is now a midshipman in the Merchant Marine. * * • Pvt. Tom Bass spent last week in Auburn before leaving for his new station in Nebraska with, the USAAF. He is a graduate of the School of Agriculture and member of Alpha Gamm aRho fraternity. * * * Lt. Phillip Smith, graduate of '38 in Mechanical Engineering, recently received the DFC and three oak-leaf clusters in Italy. He has been stationed in Hawaii. His home is in Auburn. * * * Captain Harry B. Rahner, Florence, Alabama, is attending Officers Advance Course in the Field Artillery School at Fort Sill. Oklahoma. He is a graduate of API and was a member of Tau Beta Pi fraternity and Scabbard and Blade while in school. * * • Lt. Ike W. 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ALABAMA Page Four T H E P L A I N S M AN July 28,1944 "Greens", "Whites" Will Clash Tomorrow SSSS2SSSSSSSSSgS£SSSSSSSSS2SSSSSSSSSSg£S£SSS£SSSSS£SSS888S28SSSS8888888S28888888S8SS88888888888S» Final Grid Scrimmage Of Summer Practice Is Fifth In Saturday Series Locking horns for the fifth time since practice first began this summer, Auburn's football prospects represented by the "Green" team on one side and the "White" team on the other, will clash Saturday in the Auburn Stadium at 5 p.m. to determine whether the practice .sessions will end with a series victory for the Green team or a tie-up. The Greens have won two games to the White's one vie tory, with one tie game having been played. Quite a host of spectators are in order for the game; the Auburn Alumni Club from Montgomery will witness the results of Coach Voyles superhuman efforts directed towards shaping up some resemblance of a varsity football squad to. represent Auburn this fall. Following the game, the entire football roster will be entertained at a Chewacla barbecue given, by Auburn's "Capitol City" supporters. As to details of the game, Coach Voyles came out with praise for a number of his charges. Discussing first, members of the backfield, Voyles pointed to Kuykendall as one of the best halfbacks in either backfield, giving him as captain much credit for the way he handled the problems of the Green team. His praise of Wood, captain of the Whites, was not one whit less enthusiastic, however, since the Virginia guard has assisted his mates to two victories over the Greens. Showing great satisfaction over the wonderful change of pace demonstrated by Billy Ball, a young promise, and the excellent passing of a Georgia boy, James Watkins, Coach hesitated to go any further until he has seen more practice, although he said ^injuries had kept several from shojving their best form, especial, ly one sixteen-year-old from Georgia, Nolan Lang, who is out with an injured knee, and Clifford Grubbs, a-local boy, suffering bruises. Classing Ben' Moss, a vet student from Georgia, as one of the better ends on the field and Arnold \ Silverberg, a Florida boy as one of the more outstanding linesman, although hard-pressed by an Alabamian, Buck Stringer, Tor these honors, Coach still maintained that a lot of improvement was in store for the linesman before he would be satisfied. This game winds up football scrimmage for the men who have been out all summer, but special tutoring will be continued for a number of prospects who entered practice later in the season. The roster as it stands now is: White Team Ends: Goode, Ray, Decatur, Ala.; Adams, Bobby, Cedartown, Ga.; Ballard, A. W., Tallassee; Garner, L. C, Birmingham, Ala.; Grimes, Donald, Columbus, Ga.; Garrett, Lee, Columbus, - Ga.; Brewer, Johnny, Phoenix City. Centers: Crump, Charles, -Birmingham, Ala.; Jones, John E., Gadsden; Gwin, J. A., Augusta, Ga. Guards: Yearby, Clifford, Car-rolton, Ala.; Harris, Ralph, Lu-cien, Miss.; Woods, John, Richmond, Va.; Barker, Harold, Madison-, W. Va.; Willoughby, Paul, Paducah, Ky. Tackles: Snell, Denvard, Do-than, Ala.; Sims, Derwood, Phe-nix City; Wozniak, Joe, Sheno-doah Hts., Pa.; -Autrey, Max, Greenville; Pate, J. F., Mobile. Backs: Lang, Nolan, WaycrosSj Ga.; Watkins, James, Columbus, Ga.; Bstfl, Billy, Norton, Va.; Swindell, Sam, Richmond, Va.; Dupuy, Burke, Birmingham; Mc- Daniel, James, Birmingham; Smalley, F., Dublin, Ga.; Holley, Lester, Wetumpka; Mann, Billy, Alex City; Wadek, Geo., Miami, Fla.; Paul, C. E., Montgomery, Ala.; Grubbs, Clifford, Auburn, Ala. Green Team Euds: West, Harold, Piedmont; Reid, Bobby, Montgomery; Moss, Ben, Eastanollee, Ga.; McKenzie, Fred, Hamilton; Bickerstaff, Douglas, Mobile; Mayo, Clarence, Tarrant. Centers: Calhoun, Howard, Hueytown; Robins, J., Rome, Ga.; Kelly, Douglas, Sylacauga, Ala. Guards: Cahpon, Jack, Camden; Sutherland, Joe, Snowden, Ala.; Barnett, Allison, Florence; Hille-gass, Alvin, McKeesport, Pa.; Wilson, Karow, Dothan. • Tackles: Stringer, Buck, Troy; Courson, L. E., Goshen; Silverberg, A., Jacksonville, Fla.; Davis, W. C, Sheffield; Phillips, Chas. B., Eclectic. Backs: Kuykendall, Curtis, Sal-lis, Miss.; Galbreath, Scott, Natchez,. Miss.; Barton, Coker, Birmingham; Bowles, Billy, Tallassee; Hawkins, Herbert, Georgians, Ala.; Thomson, Billy, Carrollton? Smith, H. B., Sylacauga; Taff, Clyde, Columbus, Ga. Proble Starting Lineup White Team: Goode, r.e.; Sims, r.t.; Harris, r.g.; Crump, C; Wood, l.g.; Snell, l.t.; Garner, I.e.; Dupuy, q.b.; Watkins or Ball, l.h.;- Waldek, f.b.; Smalley, r.h. Green Team: West, r.e.; Silverberg, r.t.; Cahoon, r.g.; Calhoun, c; Barnett or Barker, l.g.; Stringer, l.t.; Moss, I.e.; Barton, q.b.; Kuykendall, l.h.; Inman, fb.; Haw kins, r.h. ( .;.6.5M«o.o*5S5S3So*oSoi^.oS5SoS8: INOUR SPORT SHIRTS LONG AND SHORT SLEEVE and OUR SUMMER SLACKS POPULAR SIZES AND COLORS WARD'S MEN'S WEAR LOST: Jeweled Alpha Gamma Rho Frternity pin. Finder please notify Warren Browning, Alpha Gamma Rho House. Phone 835. FOR RENT: Cottage and one apartment. Call 695-R. SOFTBALL STAN DINGS League I Team AP PDT W. L. Pet. _.5 0 1.000 KS .. SN-SPE League II SC Faculty OTS AP PiKA .. .... League III OTS . KsA-TC SAE - ATO .. 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Latest Invasion News —Tuesday— NELSON EDDY CHARLES COBURN in KNICKERBOCKER HOLIDAY Return Showing of THE MEMPHIS BELLE Official Pictures of Action Over Germany MARTIN "THE PLACE TO GO" Saturday, July 29 Double Feature No. 1 SUNDOWN VALLEY with CHARLES STARRETT DUB TAYLOR JEANNE BATES No. 2 DETECTIVE KITTY 0'DAY with JEAN PARKER PETER COOKSON TIM RYAN VEDA ANN BORG Also Serial: ^Masked Marvel" No._9^ Cartoon: "Supermouse Rides Again" Sunday and Monday July 30 and 31 SUNDAY STARTING TIME 1:45-4.07-9 P.M. THE EVE OF ST MARK .with ANNE BAXTER WILLIAM EYTHE MICHAEL O'SHEA Also Cartoon: "Cross Country Detours" Tuesday, Aug. 1 TWO BIG SHOWS No. 1 LADY IN THE DEATH HOUSE with JEAN PARKER LIONEL ATWILL No. 2 WESTWARD BOUND with KEN MAYNARD HOOT GIBSON BOB STEELE Also , A "Community Sing" Wednesday, Aug. 2 THEIMPOSTER with RICHARD WHORF ALLYAN JOSLYN Also Oddity: "World's Youngest Avitor" Travel: "A Day In Death Valley" | § War Bonds should mean something more to yon than just "a good sound investment." Figure it out yourself. |
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