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C J i, COMMENCEMENT ISSUE PHtltSBM VOL. XXVII. AUBURN, ALABAMA, MONDAY, MAY 19, 1924 No. 31 TIGERS BREAK EVEN BIG NEW ATHLETIC IN GEORGIA SERIES! FIELD ASSURED COME BACK IN SECOND GAME AND CLAW BULLDOGS Every dog has his day, as someone remarked sagely. But last Saturday it was the Tigers' day at the expense of the lordly Bulldog. After going through a season that nobody in the wildest flights of fancy could have called a successful one, the Tigers finally found themselves stacked against one of the best teams in the Sunny South, and the most optimistic prediction was that the Tigers would hold the Georgians to a reasonable score. However, the well known dope was pleasantly upset, and Coach Cole's charges acted like real ball players in last week's series, the result being that Georgia won the first game after a hard fight by the score of 5 to 3, and our own Tigers took the second engagement by the close score of 2 to 1. In the first game Skinny Hines twirled his usual game, that is to say, he pitched good ball and did not have support enough to win. Allen was off form in center and let two hits roll by for four bases each. Chambers pitched a fair -.^_gs*a»_fo.r._Geor-gM^.Jaelugj; MLuv-^- iou«l£ but always settling down > before Ufe storm broke1. Cecil Stew- - art found »the Cracker's offerings very choice and banged out three hits. Self collected two and played a sensational game on left. Ramsey's circuit clout was the Georgia feature from a hitting standpoint, while the work of Thomasson at first was the best fielding performance. Fred Sale was in real hard luck in the second encounter. He allowed two hits to Knight's four, and yet lost the game 2 to 1. The difference was that the hits made off Sale were few but of great length, while the hits off Knight came a little more frequently but were limited to one base blows. The two hits off Sale were home runs, contributed by Messrs. Fan-cher and Stewart respectively. The Bulldogs got their only run in the sixth on three straight singles. Allen's work in center more than atoned for his misplays of the pre- ' vious day, while Red Griffin, at second handled nine chances , at the pivot without a slip. Thomas-son again featured at the initial sack while Sales' work in the box (Continued on Page 6) STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICERS INSTALLED ,The regular convocation period Thursday was devoted to the installation of officers elected by the Respective classes who are to serve on the Student Council next year. 'The council is composed of four Seniors, three Juniors, two Sophomores, and one Freshman. Dr. ! Dowell administered the oath of : office to the following men: C. H. •; Turk, A. L. Scott, James Striplin, : and W. T. Savage for the Seniors; T. E. Phillips, J. B. Carter, and R. H. Elder for the Juniors; Pete Hass-ler and J. R. Gregg for the Sopho-j mores. Student government is in its in- [ fancy at Auburn, having been in-j augurated in November, 1923. It ;-works in coordination with t Honor System and the results/^o faK have been pleasing. V ^H HP§P&^. B5» ' <*& 1 W ' *—« I I T;^ ^k ^aw. _a ^k JaVit ^^^ •:••- : -v.- v: . J^H ^ ^ ^E^aH ^ • fiiii _* * Kim * - ^H^N*. wk ¥ B I FOOTBALL FIELD TO BE READY BY SEPTEMBER W. E. Glenn, of Chipley, Ga., Editor- in-Chief of THE PLAINSMAN for the coming session. "A" CLUB TO HAVE BIG INITIATION GOVERNOR BRANDON EXPECTED TO ATTEND On Monday, May 19, the Auburn "A" Club will hold its spring initiation. Fourteen candidates, scheduled for the Club membership, are to take part in the ceremonies, this being one of the largest number to be "taken through" at a single initiation. Nine of the new men are of the baseball team, three of track and two of basketball. These initiates are "Pluto" Hines and Doug Knight, pitchers; Pete Davis, catcher; Pete Fancher, Cecil Stewart, Alex Ansley and Dick Maury, in-fielders; Joe Market, outfield; and student manager, "Ricky" Mellen of the baseball team. The track men are L. L. Nelson, M- V. White, and Joe Young, while Bill McKin-ney and Earl Barks make up the basketball contingent. Following the initiation program that will last during the larger part of the day, the "A" Club will hold a banquet Monday night. Among those who are the invited guests to the banquet are, Governor Brandon, who will be in Auburn for the R. 0. T. C. review and commencement exercises, President Spright Dowell, Roy Dimmitt, Charles F. De Bardeleben, the Auburn coaching staff, and several of the visiting alumni. L. CHASTAIN DIES OF APPENDICITIS i It was indeed with saddened hearts that the news was received last Thursday evening that Vadus L Chastain had passed from this world into a better one. Death c;me as a surprise to many of his cl Dsest friends who had not even di earned of his being so seriously ill. An attack of appendicitis was the cause of his death. Mr. Chastain showed loyalty as a student that is seldom shown by anyone ahd which may have caused his death as this was the third attack he had suffered, but rather than 'give up his school work he had resolved to finish out this year's work and then have an operation performed. (Continued on Page 3) When the September term of school begins the area of Auburn's practice fields for football will be double the present size. Surveys have already been made and for some weeks engineers have been laying out field and working on the plans for this extension of athletic facilities. Excavations and other work of this constructive nature will begin soon in order that the project will be completed before September. The new field will be at the north end of Drake Field, on the property recently purchased by the college. It will include two football fields which will be parallel to each other and the northeast and southwest corners of the large field will include baseball diamonds as the size of the field will give ample room for two baseball fields. Promotion of more intra-mural athletics as well as intercollegiate contests is one of the aims of the athletic authorities and the completion of the present plans will make this possible. The large number of promising football candidates who will be trying for a berth on the varsity team next fall also makes iiie new piactrce* Iields more welcomed. Never in the history of football at Auburn has there been such a number who would make strong bids for the team as will be the case in September. As a result of the large attendance at football games last season, and by conservation of these athletic funos the athletic association is able to begin the program this year. The project under way will probably "include an expenditure of five thousand dollars and is to be completed during the summer. The plans of the adminstration is a further increase in number of fields as soon as athletic funds are available. TIGERS LOSE TWO CLOSE ONES TO JACKETS The Tigers started their four game road trip by dropping the first two to the Tech Yellow Jackets, the scores being 7 to 6, and 2 to 0. In the first conflict Doug Knight pitched good ball, after relieving Hines and gave up less hits than were made by his teammates, but the Jackets hit more opportunely and took the game in spite of the fourteen safe bingles made by the Tigers. Snead twirled for Tech and was fortunate to get a win, as the Tigers pounded everything he had, Fancher and Davis each gathering four hits. On Thursday the clans met again, and this tilt was more on the order of a real ball game. Rough Ed Allen tried his hand at pitching for the first time and made a good effort, errors letting in both of Techs tallies. He allowed seven hits and fanned four. On the other hand, Slim Thompson pitched superb ball, whiffing nine Tigers and allowing but four hits, three of these sliding off the bat of Red Griffin. The Tigers displayed a good article of ball in these two games, hitting being especially good in the first game. Neither Hines or Knight were hit hard in the first game, wildness being the main trouble. Ed Aliens work in the box was about the steadiest displayed this season. MISS. AGGIES WIN IN S. I. C. MEET TIGERS SHOW UP WELL AGAINST OPPOSITION The Tiger cinder path artists entered into competition with various other colleges, and found the competition a bit too strong. However, all things considered, the Auburnites made an excellent showing, scoring twice as many points as they did in last year's meet. As was expected, the Mississippi Aggies cleaned up in everything, getting nine of the fifteen first places, and smashing five conference records for good measure. Kentucky trailed A. & M. with a 38 point gap separating them from the leaders, and L. S. U. followed closely for third place. Auburn stood ninth with 6 1-2 points, 4 1-2 points ahead of our beloved sister institution, the University of Alabama. There were many closely contested races in the meet, and in most cases it was necessary to break a record in order to finish first. One exception to this rule was the two mile run. Hall, the Kentucky runner, could have stopped for refreshments and walked home the last lap and still have finished first. However, he chose to run the last lap and broke the record', briinson of the Mississiipp-ians, was the! high point scorer with twelve. Auburn was unable to win a first place in the finals, although it was the opinion of many that Gene Creel would have shown the way in the 440, had he not tripped over a runner who cut in on him on the last curve. Nelson was also robbed of a possible place in the century when he toppled over the shoulders of Brown of Tulane, who evidently decided to call it a day about the fifty yard mark. Duke Marquis came third in the second heat of the 120 yard high hurdle, and placed fourth in the finals of the 220 yard low hurdles. Stock-elberg came third in the mile, and a fast mile it was too. Locke tied for second in the pole vault, and Boyd, by a fine finish, came in for fourth in the two mile. Pea Green won the second heat in the 220 but was in fifth place in the finals. All told the showing was a great improvement over last year's. COMMENCEMENT DANCES GO OFF IN GRAND STYLE The Commencement dances, which were held during this past week end, marked the closing of Auburn's social functions for the year 1923-24. Three good sets of dances were held this year and all were big successes. Every year the dances seem to get better and this past year was no exception to the rule. Many of the South's fairest damsels rolled, into the Village this last week and Auburn's sons did their best to entertain them during their three days' visit. There were dances morning, afternoon and night and if all there did not get enough dancing then it was their own fault. Music for the occasion was fur-nished by a comparatively 'new orchestra. It is known as the Alabama Serenaders and consists of various star performers of several orchestras. Max Jones a native son of Auburn was undoubtedly the star performer of the orchestra. ELABORATE PLANS FOR COMMENCEMENT W. A. Young, of Vernon, Ala., Business Manager of THE PLAINSMAN for next year. PLAINSMAN STAFF HOLDS BANQUET 1924 MEMBERS HOSTS ON JOLLY OCCASION r Members of the outgoing staff of The Plainsman acted as hosts at an informal banquet Wednesday night, in which they entertained as their guests several faculty members, the Glomerata Board, the incoming Plainsman staff, and others. Irving Patrick, Editor-in-Chief, assisted by «Fred Almgren, Business Manager, filled the position of toastmaster for the occasion, calling on everyone present for a few remarks. Dr. Dowell began the speech making with a few humorous remarks, coupling them with appropriate words of congratulations to the Editor and his corps of assistants for the work which they have done: this year in publishing regular issuses of the college weekly. He was followed by Mr. Dimmitt, Prof. Grant and Dean Taylor who each in turn expressed a similar feeling of pride in the work accomplished by the student publications during.the past session. . Remarks were also made by Earl Lutz, and Fred Hahn of this year's Glomerata Board and by J. M. Dean, the incoming Editor-in-Chief. Dean Peterson, president of next year's Senior Class, responded cheerfully with an appropriate speech. W. E. Glenn, Editor of The Plainsman for the coming session, and W. A. (Continued on Page 6) AUBURN TENNIS STARS SHOW UP WELL Auburn was represented in the Southern Tennis Tournament by Jack Wiatt and Willie Guy. These two racket stars showed up well, although Wiatt was eliminated in the first round by Carnes of Georgia Tech. Guy, however, won his first match, the loser being Fuller of North Carolina. However, he was unlucky enough to draw in the next round the player who later won the tournament, Mr. Murray, of Tulane, and Guy was eliminated on the second round. In the doubles, the Tiger racketeers met and were defeated by the strong North Carolina combination of Fuller and Whittaker. MANY DISTINGUISHED GUESTS AND ALUMNI EXPECTED Everything is in readiness for the fifty-second annual commencement of the Alabama, Polytechnic institute, Tuesday, May 20th, in Langdon Hall. Dr. H. N. Snyder President of Wofford College, S. C, will deliver the baccalaureate address to the graduating class and President Spright Dowell will confer the degrees and honors. One hundred and sixty-three men and women students are candidates for graduation at this time. Dr. John E. White, President of Anderson College, S. C, will preach the baccalaureate sermon on Sunday, May 18, and this service will begin the commencement program. The semi-annual meeting of the Board of Trustees of the institution headed by Governor William W. Brandon, will be held Monday morning, May 19, and at eleven o'clock Judge George A. Carden of New York, an alumnus of Auburn, will deliver the annual alumni oration. This will be followed by the alumni banquet, with Charles F. DeBardeleben of Birmingham, pre ident, presiding. On Monday afternoon a military review will be held and the officers of | | e Reserve Officers Training Corps will be presented with their commissions by Governor Brandon. Immediately following the presentation of commissions, a competive drill will take place between the companies of Infantry and Engineers in order to determine which is the best drilled organization in the regiment. Captain Phillip T. Frye and First Lieut. Thomas F. Joyce, both of Georgia Tech, will act as judges for the competition. In addition, a contest will be held to decide who is the best drilled soldier in the regiment President Dowell will entertain the members of the Senior Class at the President's mansion on Monday evening. The annual Senior Class banquet will be held Tuesday night, May 20, as a fitting conclusion to the commencement exercises. Of the. one hundred and sixty-three students who will receive degrees Tuesday morning, 41 have completed the course in electrical engineering; 23 in agriculture; 20 in agricultural education; 15 in the general course; 14 in mechanical engineering and 14 in civil engineering. The other courses in which degrees will be conferred are secondary education, pharmacy, chemical engineering, architecture, architectural engineering and highway engineering. A complete list of the candidates for graduation follows: Roland Allison Allen, mechanical engineering, Ward; Fred Justin Almgren, mechanical engineering, Fairfield; Dorothy Anderson, general, Newbern; Mary Julia Ap-person, secondary education, Eclectic; Paul Pruitt Barry, pharmacy, Montgomery; Elmer Weaver Bart-lett, electrical engineering, Line-ville; John William Basore, mechanical engineering, Birmingham; Bascom Anquest Bates, civil engineering, Montgomery; John William Bates, electrical engineering, Mobile; Walter Gordon Beasley, Jr., civil engineering, Samson; Israel Lional Berlin, electrical engineering, West Blocton; William Hollis (Continued on Page 6) i 1 THE PLAINSMAN t $immmm OFFICIAL WEEKLY STUDENT PUBLICATION OF THE v ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE FORMERLY "ORANGE AND BLUE" EDITORIAL STAFF Irving Patrick - Editor-in-Chief O. S. Hagerman -- Managing Editor B. H. Swango - Associate Editor R. E. Lambert Associate Editor J. G. Stockleberg - Associate Editor Mary Apperson Associate Editor Chloe Earnest - Associate Editor W. T. Wood - Sports Editor Milton Collins Exchange Editor BUSINESS STAFF Fred Almgren --- - Business Manager L. R. Housel - Advertising Manager R. A. Allen Circulation Manager D. M. Chambers ..Assistant Circulation'Manager Entered as second-class matter at Post Office, Auburn, Ala. Au Revoir Now that the scholastic year is drawing to a close, and the time has come for us to enter upon the greater problems of life, we, the staff of 1923-24, do now surrender to our worthy successors the duty of doing their part to keep alive the spirit of our Alma Mater and assisting in retaining Auburn in the position of honor and glory which she now holds among her sister institutions by publishing a college weekly that will be worthy of her greatness. And in so doing, we express the wish that they make THE PLAINSMAN bigger and better in every way than it has been in the past, and build up a publication that stanus second to none in its line in the country. If we have accomplished anything in our attempt to publish a creditable college newspaper, we are both glad and proud, but our one regret is that we did not attain more. AU that we have done this year has been with a spirit of loyalty to Auburn, and our pride lies in the fact that we were able to do our bit for the institution. For our shortcomings we express regret and the sincere wish that they could have been avoided. For the appreciation of our efforts we extend our heartfelt thanks, hoping tbat it was well deserved. May the measure of success which falls to the lot of those who succeed us be,greater jjy far than any that we may have attained. To our Menus, tiie students and faculty of Auburn, we bid a sad and solemn farewell. We wish for you, one and ah, the most successful session during 1924-25 that you have ever known, and hope that everything that you do and say will be but a means of adding more stars to* the beautiful constellation which already adorns the crown of our beloved Alma Mater. May the best of luck go with each-of you and smiling iortune De^your constant companion all the way. A Farewell Retrospect With this issue we, the members of the Class of '24, say goodbye. It i s a time of gladness and a time of sadness. We are glad to become alumni of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, but tlie thought of leaving her grounds, her classrooms, her faculty, and other classmen, causes peculiar sadness. Nearly four years ago we came here as students and since that time we have "drunk freely at the fountain of knowledge." We have traveled from registration as "scared rats" to the point of receiving degrees, after which we shall be alumni of the greatest institution of learning in the world, as far as we are concerned. The effects on us of four years spent here is a story that is unethical for us to tell; but, as we look back over it, we cannot miss this opportunity to remind ourselves of the developments we nave witnessed in our Alma Mater. It has been a remarkable period for Auburn. We had hardly gotten settled as freshmen when Comer Agricultural Hall burned. It was a great loss, but in due time a modern fire-proof building with many improvements and more space was erected on the same ground, using the old walls. As an emergency two large buildings standing on the aviation field at Montgomery were bought and moved to Auburn. One is now used by the Animal Husbandry Department and the other by the Department of Agricultural Engineering. The improvements of the new Comer Hall over the old, plus these two aviation buildings, almost doubles the space for agricultural teaching, research, and extension. > Likewise, the greenhouses on "Agricultural Hill" have been doubled, and many minor improvements of the grounds have been made. Coming from Agriculture to Veterinary Medicine, we see three modern brick buildings in the place of an old antique wooden building which was inadequate and improper for what it had been , used since the beginning of the Veterinary College at Auburn. The new buildings with their equipment gives Auburn a modern veterinary college. It is said, to be one of the best in the entire United States. Around Langdon Hall we have witnessed many improvements. A new stage, a band room, a fire escape, two additional front doors, with steps across the entire front, are the, outstanding improvements here. From the basement of Langdon Hall to a new building about 50 x 200 feel is the progress of the Woodwork Department. The basement of Langdon Hall was remodeled and made into a laboratory for Home Economics, a new' department at Auburn. ; Joining the Woodshop we have a new shop building, being used temporarily by students as a Cooperative Mess Hall. Nearby a two-story building, 50 x 150 feet, for laboratory and research in Engineering is now going up. In it will be housed valuable equipment presented by the Alabama Power Company ad other corporations some years ago. In the March of progress the Military Department has not been overlooked. Housing facilities have been provided and extensive military equipment, including horses, has been added. With the comfort and convenience of students in mind the first building to be erected from the "Greater Auburn Semi-Centennial Campaign," which was put on when we were sophomores, was a dormitory which is thoroughly modern, convenient, and a great addition to any institution of learning. In it over 100 boys are comfortably housed, giving additional room for an ever-growing institution. Upon arriving at Auburn the first time we found the Y. M. C. A. headquarters in a rented building up-town, but it now has better quarters, belonging to the College. The water supply for the College, and for the town of Auburn, has been greatly improved. A tank with a 50,000-gallon capacity was erected and a recent announcement states that the present supply will be tripled at an early date. Plans are-all ready for the beginning of this work. From the standpoint of the College as a whole the land area has been more than doubled. Near the main campus several important pieces of property have been bought, and additions to the Experiment Station bring the total land area of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute to about 800 acres, compared with approximately 350 acres when we came to Auburn as students. A great many minor' improvements, such as painting, overhauling of the water system, and small improvements in buildings, as well as improvements in the campus, have been made. Total developments along this line have been extensive. As we leave Auburn we are assured of a new Engineering Building, to cost $250,000. Plans for it have been drawn and.hids will be asked for at an early date. We have witnessed also the development at ,Auburn of a Department for Girls, headed by some of the ablest women educators in the United States. The women and girls of Alabama demanded an opportunity to be educated at Auburn, and the girls who have graduated have found a great field of service awaiting them. It is not necessary to state that faculty additions have been in line with material improvements. As we lay aside studenj life and go out to render service for which we have been trained we shall do so with pride, with thankfulness, with satisfaction, and with complete confidence in the future of our Alma Mater. To President Dowell and his faculty we express our thanks and appreciation for their faithful, efficient, and untiring services. We extend congratulations on the great improvements which we have witnessed, and pledge our support in future development plans. Burton's Book Store Place your order for engraved cards with us. We guarantee good work and prompt delivery. L. & M. BURTON, Proprietors BUSY BEE CAFE BEST PLACE TO EAT FOR Service and Satisfaction AUBURN ALABAMA We Repair Shoes — By the Goodyear Welt Repairing System jWe Use Panco Soles, Good Leather, Korry Kromes Work Guarantded B. J. JONES, Auburn, Ala. S. L. TOOMER Druggist Store On The Corner College Pressing Club BOB FOSTER The Old Reliable—Twenty Years' Service FINANCIAL REPORT OF Y. M. C. A. AND Y. W. C. A. Questions have come from students in regard to the finances of the Y. M. C. A. and the Y. W. G. A. Perhaps this explanation will help all to understand how these funds are handled. The Student Activities fee has been increased $2.50 each year for the purpose of promoting social and religious work among students. This added fee is collected by the college as the others are, is an assessed college fee and is administered by the President as he sees >best. Most of it i s spent in promoting Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. work among the student body. After reading this you may have further question to ask in regard to it. The books are open and you may see the financial report in detail by asking either President Dowell or the Acting General Secretary of the Y. M. C. A. Status of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. accounts to April 10, 1924: RECEIPTS Collections from students .§3321.25 Collections from handbooks etc !38.02 Total receipts ...$3459.27 EXPENDITURES Salaries of General Secretary, assistants, and Social Director $ 962.68 Travel to conferences and training agencies 248.28 Maintenance of Y. M. C. A. office: Telegraph and telephone 39.33 Labor 16.50 Postage 35.60 Freight and express . . . 43.79 Stat, and office supplies. 188.33 Miscellaneous supplies . 237.26 Furniture and fixtures . 167.49 Reading room 67.85 Printing Y. M, C. A. Handbooks 414.50 Lights 17.28 •Contingent 222.75 Total expenditures . . .$2661.64 Balance $ 797.63 RESERVE FOR REMAINDER OF THE YEAR TO JUNE 30, 1924 Salaries s $ 340.00 Requisitions outstanding . . 31.00 Officers' Training Conference, Y. M. C. A. '_•_ 40.00 Blue Ridge Summer Conference 125.00 Miscellaneous expenses and "nest egg" 261.63 OF BIRMINGHAM NOW OPEN AUBURN BRANCH H-l 3*L/W£ AT 19™ ST. Old American Legion HaJl, Over Jolly's Messrs. BOWLING & MEYERS, In Charge Showing At All Times A Complete Assortment Of New Things In YOUNG MEN'S CLOTHING AND FURNISHING GOODS ICE CREAM and BUTTER Orange and Blue Brick . Ice Cream a Specialty ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY Opelika Creamery, Inc. Phone 37 Opelika, Ala. What a whale of a difference just a few cents make!" Total reserve ..$ 797.63 * This item has to do with speakers, Glomerata, etc. "Will you miss me," bla'ted the serenader beneath the widow? "1 hope not," said the irate father as he wound up with the water pitcher. J > all the difference between just an ordinary cigarette and—FATIMA, the most skillful blend in cigarette history. I r THE PLAINSMAN RESOLUTIONS On the Death of Vadus Chastain Lee Tiie spirit of a noble-hearted and faithful young man has been sud-j •• uenly called to its reward in the deatu of our friend and class-mate, Vadus Lee Chastain. He was modest and unostentatious, yet he . • *' n'ever shirked a duty. As a student he was honest and upright, doing his work faithfully and well; as a friend he was sincere, candid, and true; and as a member of the ' Ag. club he was earnest, responsive, and ever in his place. His name has only been transferred from the "Ag. Club Roll" to the Roster of the Sons of God in that Home Eternal in the Heavens. Therefore, be it resolved, That the Agricultural Club of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, of which he was a member, have heard with profound sorrow of the death of Mr. Vadus Lee Chastain; that we mourn his loss as a b friend and fellow classmate, both in college and in the Ag. Club;that while it seems a strange providence which took away one so young, one so gifted, and whose life was bright with promise of a long and useful career to his State and to humanity, yet we must bow in submission to the will of Him who doeth all things best for His children. Resolved, That in the death of l Vadus Lee Chastain, our friend and co-worker, the Ag. Club has lost a faithful member whose presence will be missed; the student body of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute a loyal and devoted friend; and his family a loving and worthy son and brother. Be it further resolved, That a copy of these resolutions be forwarded to his grief stricken family, a copy handed to the Plainsman, a copy maflledJe-the.Marion County News, and a popy put into the minutes of the Ag. Club. Committee, E. E. HALE, O. J. MANCI, R. L. TAIT. STUDENTS' CO-OP. ELECTS OFFICERS The board of directors of the students' Cooperative Club met Monday and elected the following students for officers of the Club next year: Clyde A. Pruitt, Manag er; D. W. Griffin, treasurer; and E. M. Ilarkins, head waiter. The Students' Club was organized three years ago with not quite .< hundred students. It is a student organization being operated entirely by students. Today there are over three hundred students eating at the Club. Besides having a chef employed with five assistants, there are around twenty students employed who are enabled to help defray their expenses while in college. Y. W. C. A. HOLDS SPRING BANQUET How Tigers Are Batting The team mark of th& Tigers took a slight fall during the past week, but if games can be won with two hits who cares whether the team average is .391 or .067. However, while the team average was slipping, three of the players gave theirs a boost. "Ole Reliable" Stewart, Fancher and Self, between themselves, collected eight of the twelve hits gathered by the team. As a result of his four hits, Stewart is now leading the team with the substantial average of .338. Rough Ed had a slight slump and trails Cecil by eighteen points. They are the only two batting over .300, but Griffin and Fancher are both near the mark. The averages : The cabinet of the Y. W. C. A. held its annual spring banquet at the tea room Saturday night. There were eighteen members present and one visitor, Miss Zoe Dobbs. Georgia Thomas, iue Vicepresi-dent, made the first talk of the evening, speaking on "The importance of Being a Cabinet ivlemuer." iihzabeth Young made an impromptu speech on "What Being on the X. W. C. A. Cabinet has meant to me." i h e members of the cabinet were led in a few "peppy'' songs by Georgia Tliomas. It was uecided to make it a definite part of the Business of the vice-president to see that interest in the Y. W. C. A. be increased by the use of music. Miss Zoe Dobbs made an address on the power of music through the ages, using as her subject "Loose Threads". Dorothy Uuggar spoke to the cabinet on 'Y. W. C. A. and Pep". Dorothy Anderson gave "A Farewell" for the seniors. This was followed by "A Call to Blue Ridge" by Margaret Wilbur. Emily Hare made a talk on "Follow the Gleam", after which the members rose, joined hands, and sang the Y. W. C. A. Song, "Follow the Gleam." During the dinner, plans were made to have cabinet luncheons once a month next year for the purpose of drawing the members closer together in their work. Non cabinet members of the different classes will often be visitors at these meetings. president; and Jack Wiatt, Kappa Alpha, secretary and treasurer. A five-course chicken dinner was served and when the courses were finished the members of the Council were called upon to make impromptu talks. The faculty fraternity committee were guests at the banquet and an intensely interesting talk was made by Prof. J. M. Robinson, chairman of the faculty committee. 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The drive to raise funds for band uniforms which was undertaken last week with such an auspicious degree of success, is still going on and although the goal has not yet heen reached, there is all evidence that it will be realized before the matter comes to a close. Eleven hundred and fifty dollars was the total collected up until Thursday night, which leaves only three hundred and fifty to be collected yet. Tuesday night, the vaudeville which was so successful here, was taken to Opelika and a neat sum was the result. Checks have also been received from Birmingham and elsewhere and Bill Wood is at present in Montgomery soliciting donations from the loyal alumni of that city. Other liberal contributions are expected. Garrard Harris, associate editor of the Birmingham News, and well Known all over the aoutn, has written a book on "The Llements of Conservation" to be taught as a text in tbe public schools of Ala-oama. Mr. Harris is a loyal friend of Auburn and tbe news of his latest achievement will be read with intense interest by his many friends here, it will be remembered that he was the guest of the institution at convocation not long ago and delivered a splendid lecture on "Conservation" there. Also he spoke before the class in journalism. Comments on Mr. Harris' new book have been made by various papers in the state. One paper expresses the great need for a textbook on Conservation which has existed for some time. It continues : "Not to have had something to present to the textbook commission was to lose valuable time, perhaps several years, so Mr. Harris, who is known to have been a student of the question for many years and active in the work of game and fish protection, undertook to supply the deficiency. 'The Elements of Conservation' is written applicable to the entire southeastern states region and is suitable for use in any of these states." The new book has already been accepted by the state textbook commission and will be used as a supplementary reader for the fifth and sixth grades. Teaching Conservation in the public schools is the outgrowth of the recognized need for such by Mr. Harris and other students of the question. "The Elements of Conservation" will be off the press and ready for use when the fall terms of the schools begin. FRESHMEN DROP TWO TO TROY NORMAL A Word of Thanks INTER-FRAT. COUNCIL ELECTS OFFICERS The Inter-fraternity Council held their annual banquet and election of officers for next year at the Tea Room Friday night. The following men were elected to serve as officers for next year's council: J. W. Pippin, Kappa Alpha, Presi dent; A. D. Collins, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, vice-president; J. P. Evans, Kappa Sigma, secretary and treasurer. The outgoing officers who served on the Council for this year were: Ralph Warfield, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, president; Bobo Kelly, Alpha Tau Omega, vice- As this is the last issue of the Plainsman the editor wishes to take this opportunity to express his sincere appreciation for the work done by those not on the staff. They offered their services at all times and gave of their best when called upon. Such splendid cooperation deserves worthy mention and has gone a long way toward getting the Plainsman out regularly and on time. Especial mention goes to Messrs. W. D. Baughman, W. C. Horton, Alex Saunders, H. S. McDowell, E. D. Ball, and Miss Emily Hare for their assistance in helping secure news for the columns of the Plainsman. It is hoped that the same interest will be taken in the publication next year for with such interest and cooperation displayed by the student body, the Plainsman will be assured-of success. Coach Newell and his "Rats" journey down to iroy last week witli the intentions of getting revenge for the double drubbing they received at the hands of the Nor-malites some time ago, but return ed with the small end of the score. The first game was a pitchers' wattle between "Goat" Walker and Grant, which went to the Trojans 3 to 0. A similar duel took place in the second game between two southpaws, Gilchrist for the Normals and "Lefty" Hughes for the Tiger Freshmen. "Lefty" gave up only two scattered hits and fanned seven, while Gilchrist sent twelve back to the bench by the strikeout route, but let the young Tigers get four safe bingles off his delivery.- A costly bobble in the infield gave Troy the only score of the second game. In the first game Quarles of the Normalites connected with one of Grant's fast ones for a home run. Card was on base at the time as the result of an infield hit. The outstanding feature of the two games was the superb pitching of the quartette of flingers that were on the mound during the two games. Eight hits was the total netted off the Trojan pitchers while the Freshman twirlers held their opponents to five. Score by innings: FIRST GAME Auburn Freshmen .000 000 Troy Normal 102 000 SECOND GAME Auburn Freshmen -000 000 Troy Normal 010 000 0—0 0—3 0—0 0—1 FURNITURE Having no immediate use for certain articles of furniture which I have and desiring to avoid the in-ponvenience and deterioration incident to storage, I wish to sell: An overstuffed velour living room set. A davenport table. A six piece breakfast room set. A walnut veneer bedroom set. A 75 pound capacity refrigerator. Window shades, kitchen equipment. These articles are in good condition and will be sold at two-thirds present retail prices less the expense and loss I may expect if I store them one year. VERE A. BEERS. Caps off—to the Winners the $250 Prize Contest/ m i OVER 12,000 suggestions were received in t h e contest for slogans o n the new Hinge-Cap on Williams Shaving Cream. The names of winners are given below. We congratulate these lucky persons and thank every one who participated for the interest shown. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. 1st Prize $100 "Found—a cap that nobody lost." J. C. Colley, '24, Emory &. Henry College, Emory, Va. 2nd Prize $50 "Better use me; you can't lose me." Hempstead S. Bull, Graduate School, University of Michigan. 3rdPrizes(2)$25each "Like the Williams habit— you can't lose it." J. Anthony Walsh, '24. Brown University. "It's bound to stay." Alfred Clark. '26, Drake University. 4th Prizes (2) $10 each "Takes the 'mis' from miss* ing—leaves the 'sing' for shaving." MissEmmaT. Westermann, '25,University of Nebraska. "The cap is always on, and you're lots better off." Lincoln Fisher, '24, Yale School of Medicine. , • • 5th Prizes (6) $5 each Awarded to Hy. Hyman, '24, Ohio State University; Midshipman Donald Faiibairn, "24, U. S. Naval Academy; H. L. Pennock, *26, Colorado Agricultural College; Harold McCoy, 74, George Washington University; Cadet George Arthur Grayeb,'25,U. S. Military Academy; Miss Callie McWhirter, ' 7 . University of Georgia. Williams Shaving Cream V. L CHASTAIN DIES OF APPENDICITIS (Continued from Page 1) NOTICE TO SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS Courses in Spanish will be offered during the summer session, if there is sufficient demand. Spanish 101-2 will be given, and if enough students desire it a course in Spanish 201-2 will also be given. It is advisable that all who desire to take either of these courses notify Prof. Schuchard before the close of the present session. As noted in the catalogue courses in First and Second Year German and French will also be given. No, A. Y. Babe, a pine burr is not a porcupine egg. f Mr. Chastain was one of the most widely known students on the campus, having been connected with numerous student activities and counting bis friends by his acquaintances. He was a type of boy that made friends regardless of where he was and held the respect and regard of all Auburn students and professors that had the pleasure of knowing him. He was enrolled in college as a Junior, tho it was only his second year here. He was taking the Agricultural Course and was prominently connected with the Agricultural Club. The funeral for Mr. Chastain was held on last Saturday at the home of his parents in Haleyville, Ala. Two Auburn students, R. V. Ford and F. B. Sullivan, accompanied the body from Opelika to its final resting place. Mr. Chastain leaves, to mourn his death, his father, Mr. Jim Chastain, his mother, two brothers, four sisters and a number of other relatives as well as friends scattered throughout the state. A perfect lady is one who can say "limbs" without thinking "legs." —Jack-o-lantern. Indignant Spouse: "How dare you come here at this time of night?" Husband: "Every other place is closed, m'dear!" J. A. GREENE Bradley Sweaters Orange and Blue All Ice Cream and Dairy Products PASTUERIZED KRATZER ICE CREAM Co. Plain and Fancy Ice Cream Telephone 113 209-11-15 Madison Avenue MONTGOMERY - - ALABAMA Robertson's Quick Luuch OPEN DAY AND NIGHT The Best That Can Be Bought Served As Well As Can Be Served 15 Commerce St., Montgomery, Ala MAY & GREEN SPORTING 600DS Montgomery - Alabama CLIFTON A. JONES Staple and Fancy Groceries AUBURN,ALABAMA J. G. BEASLEY COAL and WOOD AUBURN - - ALABAMA Why Not Be A 1924 Model The Latest Thing In TOGGERY See The New Caps, Wide Belts All the Latest Stuff Tn Neckwear S e e TOM JONES Representing THE TOGGERY SHOP "Haberdashery of Character" Birmingham, Ala. Call 138 For Your ICE CREAM For Special Occasions We Have a Complete Line CIGARS, CIGARETTES TOBACCO, CANDY and DRINKS Orange & Blue Ice Cream Parlor Particular People Pick THE PICKWICK THE PROPER PLACE TO DINE Montgomery, Alabama It sums up like this: First—the very best Burley tobacco that old Kentucky grows, then—every single bit of it thoroughly aged in wood to take out the raw strength and make it mild and mellow, and give it a fine flavor. That's what you get when you ask for Velvet Tobacco. Remember—aged in wood. LIGGETT & MYBBS TOBACCO CO. THE PLAINSMAN AUBURN SPIRIT STRONG IN NEW YORK Recently THE PLAINSMAN was favored with a personal letter from C. E. Reid, better known as "Gene," an alumnus of Auburn of the Class of 1921, and former track star. In it he gives some idea of how the spirit of old Auburn is being kept alive among her graduates who are at present located in New York State. "Gene" was one of the most popular students who ever came to Auburn, and his letter will be read with genuine interest by his many friends hers who were so fortunate as to know him. In addition, he also sent a picture of a group of Auburn and Clemson men which is also given here for the benefits of the students. Below will be found his letter: Editor Plainsman: Perhaps you will be interested to know just what the Auburn men are doing in New York State and what efforts are being made to keep the Auburn spirit alive. We have an organization here composed of some twenty or thirty men and on an average of about once a month we call the clan together and talk over Auburn and old times. The Clemson men are also very active up here and we have been cooperating with them most actively during the past six months. About a month ago the Auburn and Clemson Alumni Associations got together and decided to stage an old-fashioned Southern dance. Needless to say the affair was a huge success. We were especially successful in getting out some of the old heads, who really seemed to enjoy the festivities as much as the younger boys. Now that we have raised the enthusiasm of everybody, we intend to stage another dance in the near future. As you probably know, the Northern custom of giving dances is quite different from that of the South and it was quite a relief to dance Southern fashion again. I am sending you, under separate cover, a cut of a photograph taken at the dance. This was made by the General Electric Company News Bureau and may be of some value to you in editing your paper or in the Auburn Alumnus. For your information the names of the men shown in the picture are given. Other Auburn men who are in Schenectady but not shown in the picture are: Lyle Biggin, '21; C. B. Lynch, '23; B. L. Spain, '06; J. P. Sheally, '20; W. J. Whare, '12; A. Weaver, '15. The activities of some of the old fellows, who have recently left Schenectady, might be of interest to Plainsman readers. Mr. D. E. Bivins, '21, is with the General Electric Company in the Atlanta office. Mr. R. W. House, '21, spent a year or two here in Schenectady and has returned to the South. Mr. John Howarth, '20, is with the Adirondack Power & Light Corporation at Oneida, New York. John has recently acquired a wife and seems to be getting along successfully. Mr. L. P. Spoon, '21, after working for the General Electric Company for several months, is now Instructor of Electrical Engineering at Cornell College, Ithaca, New York. Roy also took a recent plunge into the matrimonial pool. However, he preferred to go South for his girl and we understand found her in Athens, Georgia. Mr. A. J. Wade, '21, is with the General Electric Company in Portland, Oregon. Mr. J. D. Wade, '21, is in Supply Sales work for the General Electric Company in the Detroit office. "Jimmie" isn't married yet but we have our suspicions. Mr. Harry Seibt, '19, is with the General Electric Company at St. Louis, Mo. Harry married a Schenectady girl in October, 1923. Mr. "Light-foot" Young, '20, after taking a "Post" course at M. I. T. came to Schenectady where he fin-lsiied the Testing Course and has reported to the Dallas Office of uic General Electric Company. Air. George Pollock, '22, spent a year or two with us and is now oack home in Alabama. Mr. Stewart Dent, '20, finished the Testing Course in Schenectady and is now in the Supply Sales Department of the Jackksonvilie, ITa., office. The cold weather didn't agree with Stewart very well and the last time we saw him he was singing "I'm Goin' Sou. Where the Weather Suits i\iy Clothes." Miss Waria Whilson, '22, is also taking a six months' course in Transmission work in the Central Station Department of the General Electric Company, under the supervision of the Alabama Power Company. You will also find Miss Whitson's picture in the negative I am forwarding, under separate cover. You can see from the above that although we are 1500 miles from home, the Auburn spirit is still kept alive and we welcome any opportunity to be of service in the effort toward a greater Auburn. Yours very ruly, GENE REID, '21, Auburn Alumni Association. Trash Can this you low able Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by son of a gun; referring, must know, to that fel-diploina. And the remark-conclusion we arrive at is that we don't feel as if we had been through college. On the other hand, not so remarkable. As instance, we go so far as to read in our balmier days, a novel concerning life at college. The writer happened to be something of a genius, and we find bis imagination running riot. He pictures a scene in a college student's den. It is thronged with remarkable men. Being of extraordinarily sanguine temperament, we never altogether ceased to hope that there were some such men in the world, hut four suggestive years in a college have bid fair to firmly establish the disillusion. This undeception was not only thus established, but was, to say the least, fiendishly thorough. We may find the college man in his room at almost any time, deep in dissertation most thought-provocative. This with no reference to the style of thought, nor yet the degree of provocation. Here are discussed the relative merits of the various brands, with an eye to effects—relatively immediate, not after. At times, some personality more enlightened will so outdo himself as to introduce the subject of literature, the Classics, or something equally preposterous, only to be favored with tolerant smiles, or silent contempt. This person then either seeks out some uncouth cell in which to console himself as misunderstood, or joins that segregated sect so common to a college, who hold themselves serenely aloof, secure in their mental excellence. This is a pitfall unknown apparently to those who make a point of counsel. At any rate, our above friend the author of college stories neglected to mention it. Even Mr. Marks failed us. We look about us expectantly, seeking the college atmosphere so vivid in our story. Here passes a man clad in what is called a camel's hair sweater. Presently another passes, and ere long several more—all similarly attired. Then when we are almost in a state of transport, a gentleman passes who is not wearing one, and the effect is gone. We then pause to pronounce a fervid curse upon all authors and their descendants—the blow being too great. Now we find the fine old game of golf being imposed upon. Were it only played by the amateur thereof we would probably not have a great need for the links. As it is we do not deem them so necessary to golfers whose main point seems to be carrying a few clubs through ft' • ?• % a 7i in ..y . ^V< K ,Mmw¥ link*,' tWlHM*r i ••».• i.i#:^f; 'W«i?lJPl ft 6 *--'m>W-*M:VMwIm- -..••.-»" •• •••-, ''3 ••• • J'-..'t :•'"* "-•'•':-''*':'4R-'-* • * ' ,' ,; \ • ,"•' i •'.5-.'; *' a t ' : • ' ' •• BWr iWMfff-i "*• 4Z!< >"*y'v &&m&X,-i%m mte$$zm %' . ' § • •' :1 •:Jpf /M-'- :.'• | J • ' ' • ' . ' ; . 8 ^SLUWHI ^ yJH Urn H W .' : » . - .,' '$0M$£^ GROUP OF AUBURN AND CLEMSON ALUMNI AT DANCES, SCHENECTADY, N. Y. Top row, left to right: Everett Williams, Clemson, '22; Chandler Ricker, Clemson, '23; \V. F. Wray, Clemson, '23; K. H. Stough, Auburn, '23; John Thomas, Auburn, '19; Cary Gamble, Auburn, '23; W. A. Guess, Auburn, '18, W. P. White, Clemson, '00; F. E. Dunham, Ckmson, '23; F. R Dea-kins, Auburn, '14; T. F. Barton, Clemson, '07. Second row: H. S. Fullwood, Auburn, '21; George Pollock, Auburn, '22; A. M. Perdue, Auburn, '23; C. S. Sheally, Auburn; J. F. Nettles, Auburn, '23; Shelby Martin, '20; Gene Reid, Auburn, '21; R. S. Reed, Auburn, '21; E.B. Weedon, Auburn, '22; C. I. Haas,1 Clemson, '21; E. B. Plenge, Clemson, '07; Julian Webb, Clemson, '23; F. E. Thomas, Clemson, '22. town, or mistreating a threesome in the front yard before an admiring public. We are troubled for some time at moving picture shows. What benefit we ask ourselves does the average undergraduate hope to derive from uproariously greeting each acquaintance as he or she— usually she—appears on the screen? This is probably a nice point in courtesy which we, being remarkably stupid, are unable to fathom. We make this conjecture for the following reason: We have concluded that the college student is essentially chivalrous from the fact that in the event of any young woman's entering this same picture show, accompanied or not by a male escort, the audience, with instinctive courtesy, rises en masse and greets the fair one at the top of its voice. She will usually respond with the faintest of maidenly blushes, whereupon the assemblage resumes its seat, well pleased with itself. We again pause to marvel at the genious of our author. We remember a description of a convocation in one of the student's dens in our story. The discussion is on. Suggestions are advanced for solution of political and economical problems, wonderful in their simplicity and applicability—indicative of perspicuity and deep-seated thought. Fired with hope we rush to the nearest of the nightly gatherings peculiar to our neighborhood, yet strangely absent from our book. We break in, alas, on something like this: "Talkin' 'bout strong licker, they was two guys at home bought a quart one night, they knocked the top off the botttle and they both passed out." Then from a more remote corner: "Two birds at home got together one night. One of 'em says Let's get some licker, and they both passes out." This is indicative of the college man's proneness to exaggeration and more could be enlarged upon, but that would require another essay and in a more serious vein. However, while on the subject of expansion of that kind we are forcibly reminded of the dances, socalled, that arc held in our college from time to time. Suffice it to say that we once heard dancers referred to as "exponents of the art of Terpsichore, most graceful of the Muses," and if this be so, then the art of fair Muse has been expounded with a thoroughness and diversity wonderful in its interpretative value and originality of rendition. We here again pause to advance the veiled question as to how grace can be exemplified without the aid of motion, or, to put it lightly, in an apparent state of rest. However, the object of the modern dances (ulterior) seems to be striving to look like a painting by John Held, Jr. What is still more pathetic is the fact that most of the young hopefuls succeed only too well. We had intended to close this, our attempt, with a panegyric, but since the Faculty is to be the object of our attention, an elegy suggests itself. We feel, however, that we must waive the prerogative. Entertaining, as we do, a high regard for the Ancients we find ourselves unable to deny their slighest wish, let alone to consider disobedience of that grand old mandate— De mortuis nil nisi bonum—. A FRIEND IN NEED "We'll be friends to the end." "Lend me ten dollars." "That's the end." —Bison. Saint Peter: "Have you ever been intoxicated, young man?" Gob: "No, Saint Peter, I was in the Navy." —Log. After many years of service as a direct-current generator, this original application in the steel industry in 1891—in the Edgar Thompson Works of the Carnegie Steel Co., Bessemer, Pa.—ended its days as a motor in ths pattern shop. W h e r e Westinghouse Blazed t h e T r a il Steel Industry Textile Manufacturing Paper Making Rubber Industry Material Handling Motion Picture Industry Meat Packing Railroading Ship Building And Others in Electrification of Industry In 1891 the first electric motor was put to work in a steel mill. In 1905 the first large rolling mill motor, and in 1906, the first reversing mill motor were also installed in steel mills. These motors—all Westinghouse Motors -—were history-makers in the steel industry. Other industries too have profited by Westinghouse engineering pioneering. -—In the textile industry, individual motor drive became a reality in 1902, in the Sauguoit Silk Co., Philadelphia, Pa. —In the rubber industry, Westinghouse ideas as originally applied in 1900, are today the standard method of application in plants throughout the world. —In the handling of materials at the world's great shipping centers, in the manufacturing of paper, in the motion picture industry, in coal mining, in meat packing, railroading, ship building—in fact, in every branch of human activity can be found progress and profits traceable directly to the pioneering of Westinghouse Engineers. Westinghouse ACHIEVEMENT 8 OPPORTUNITY r THE PLAINSMAN MM i Exchanges The following testimonial was received by a medicine company: "Gentlemen: My wife took a bottle of your medicine and died. I am married again. Please send me another bottle." , Joe: "What's the best way to find a woman out?" Francis W.: "Go around to her t§>use when she's not in." # NO SAD ONES AROUND I've heard the night-hawk's plaintive wail, «I've heard the whistle of the quail, But there's one sound I've yet to hear And that's the blubber of the whale. —University of Chicago Phoenix. Love is like a photographic plate —it takes a dark room to develop it.—Black and Blue Jay. There are three classes of women; the intellectual, the beautiful land the majority. A little moonlight now and then Marries off the best of men. ' He (pressing her velvet cheek to his)—"My rose." She (as she encounters his beard) a —"My cactus." Teacher caught Billy in mischief and called him to account. i-"Billy, what will you do if I call up your mother and tell her what you've done?" "You can't. My first mama's gone on her honeymoon with my new papa, and my old papa has gone on his honeymoon with my new mama." Teacher: "Johnny, spell bricks." Johnny: "Brix." Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'bricta." •-»—•.'-• •—s—s Johnny: "What do it spell?" Julius: "The girl I marry must lhave common sense." Fresh.: "She won't." Some people's record would not sound well on their phonographs. Grade Crossing Watchman (from tower): What do you want down there? Muddled Citizen: Shave an' hair- cut—hie. Mike: "This is a great country, Pat." Pat: "And how's that?" Mike: "Shure, th' paper sez yez can buy a five dollar money order jjov three cents." After an exhaustive inquiry, the „ Senate investigating committee has ., revealed the fact that Edward Bok was once editor of the Ladies' Home Journal. I MOST UNUSUAL "Don't you smell something burn- ' i n g ? " "No; I don't think I do." "I don't either; but most people do if you ask them." —Boston Transcript. Koehler: "How do you like exams?" Rhoades: "Oh, just fine. I usually have to give an encore." ' Mr. P i : "What are you late for?" Edith R.: "For class I suppose." A GOOD REASON One day Eve was sitting in the garden sewing and Adam came out and sat down beside her. Said he, "I believe I'll name the animals; I think I'll call that one over there an elephant, that one a tiger and this next one a lion." Said Eve: "Why do you want to call that one a lion, Adam?" "Because it looks so much like one." "Gan you swim?" jfCan I? Fellow, I usedl i t o be a tiauic cop in Venice."—Uouo. "Miss uuiuii nuius lo UK' idea mm iuarnuges are maue in tiea-r Veil." "Well, it must be comforting lo ner. Mie hasn't much chance down nere." WOULDN'T STOP HER "No, Herbert, I am sorry; but 1 am sure we could not be happy together, "i'ou know 1 always want my own way in everything." "but, my dear girl, you could go on wanting it after ..we were married." Some girls really aren't bad, they're just broadminded. —Widow. First Gold Dust Twin: "Did we make a clean-up?" Second Gold Dust Twin: "No, Lux against us." —Yellow Jacket. Father: "How is it, young man, that I find you kissing my daughter? How is it, I ask you?" Sofa Squeezer: "Oh, great, Great!" REVERSAL OF SENTIMENT There once was a goofy young swain, Regarded by girls with disdain, Till at football he played, Kicked a goal while fans prayed; Now he keeps 'em away with a cane. —Phoenix. CATCHES THEM YOUNG Delinquency in studies decreased sixty percent last year at Lawrence college, Appleton, Wisconsin. It is believed by the college authorities that the improvement was largely the result of freshman courses in "HOW TO STUDY." A GOOD AD. FOR DAYLO —-Cop :-"Whflt" ape you- leektcg- for Mister?" Searcher: "My pocket-book." "Are you sure you lost it here?" "No, I lost it up near the Astor." "Why, that's about ten blocks from this corner." "I know it, but the light's better here."—Exchange. TEMPUS FUGIT She: "Just think, we have been married twenty-four hours." He: "Yes, it seems as though it were just yesterday." —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. A CROSS SUITOR First Sorority Girl: "Did Jerry act nasty when you gave him back his pin?" Second Ditto: "I should say he did. The horrid thing took out his nail file and scratched a cross on the back of the pin." First S. G.: "Well, what's that to you?" Second S. G.: "Why, there were four crosses there already." —Green Gander. EIGHT CLUBS, DOUBLED "Deacon Jones," said the Parson, "will you lead us in prayer?" As he received no response, he repeated, "Deacon Jones, will you lead?" The deacon, roused from slumber, blurted out, "Lead yourself; I just dealt."—Exchange. PHRASES OF YESTERYEAR Sweet sixteen and never been kissed. Here's a dime, Johnny. Take the bucket and run around the corner. I'm saving my lips for the man I marry. No gentleman ever becomes intoxicated in the presence of ladies. Save it until later, old man, here comes the ladies. Youngest in a family of fifteen. —Exchange. "Who is making that gurgling sound?" _,__ "Prof,. I am trying to swallow the line yon are throwing." NEWELL & LIPSCOMB X THE TIGER DRUG STORE PHONE 260 Everything Handled in a Good Drug Store FRATERNITY HOUSES BUY YOUR Groceries Wholesale THRU WEE-WEE MATTHEWS At the Sigma Nu House GREENE & WATTS °™££A MEN'S OUTFITTERS AND SHOES The Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes The Daily Dozen By Chester C. Conner At many weddings the happy man is the bride's father. A penitentiary is a cold storage plant where they keep bad eggs. Dad's pocket book trimmed Mother's hat—and vice versa. Now that woman has a permanent wave, will some one invent a permanent shave? The sharpest thing about some men is the crease in their trousers. A spinster is interested in a man even if he can only make smoke rings. A man's fortune may be in six figures—a woman's is usually in one. Shortness is a virtue in sermons and pie crust. An enterprising undertaker puts one of his-business cards in every quart the bootlegger sells. Hair and work go not together— for instance, bald heads, and the chin of a woman. Some men would be jealous if their wives flirted a table cloth out the back door. An acid disposition is preserved in family jars. WILSONIAN SOCIETY ELECTS OFFICERS At the last meeting of the Wil-sonian Literary Society something extraordinary happened after the president had called the meeting to order. A twenty-five dollar picnic was planned. There's nothing to prevent its success but the twenty-five dollars. This important event will take place Friday night at Yarbrough Springs at seven o'clock. All members are urged to pray for the "moon to shine." The society has completed a most successful year. Next year it is planned to make it even tfigger and better and plans were discussed at the meeting whereby this can be accomplished. A loving cup was selected to be given to the best inter society debaters of next year. In addition, the following officers were elected' to serve during the first semester of the 1924-25 session: President, B. W. Creel; Vice- President, A. L. Scott; Secretary, Clara Nale; Treasurer, F. Mullins; Critic, J. Palmer; Beporter, Mildred Cheshire; Sergeant-at-Arms, M. Salz-man. Miss Emma Godwin The Auburn Hat Shop Auburn - - - Alabama COPELAND & EARNEST STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES —FEEDS— Phone 125 Auburn, Ala. Auburn Students! We Welcome You! Our Service for Auburn Men at all times MITCHELLS BARBER SHOP AUBURN ALABAMA J. W. Wright, Jr jComplete Line of Furnishings for Auburn Students NEXT TO THE POSTOFF1CE AUBURN, ALABAMA W. R. ABBOTT Photographer Opelika and Auburn IN AUBURN TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS For Storage During Summer Months SEE G. F. COLLIER Auburn Shoe Fixery y •v Published in the interest of Electrical Development by en Institution that will be helped by what' ever helps the Industry. To you capitalists — the class of '24 Your college training is in truth a capital. Its value is not fixed, but depends on the way you invest it. Some men demand a quick return — a high percentage of profit. Others look more to the solidity of the investment. The man of speculative^mind may stake all on the lure of a high starting salary, without a thought to the company which gives it or where this may lead him in ten years. True, his opportunism may reap exceptional profit; or else a loss. The man who knows that great things develop slowly will be content with six months' progress in six months' time—provided he is investing that time in a company which offers him a future. You who are about to invest, satisfy yourself that the security you are getting is gilt-edged. testertt Electric Since 1869 makers and distributors of electrical equipment Number 40 of a series f 1 /*9L -w 1 6 THE PLAINSMAN TIGERS BREAK EVEN IN GEORGIA SERIES (Continued from Page 1) was good enough to win ninety-nine and forty-four hundredths games out of a possible hundred. This was the last game to be played on the campus, and it was fitting that the local season should end up with a victory. With the team playing real baseball now, the cohorts of Georgia Tech and Georgia may exxpect some interesting evehts during the Auburn invasion next week. FIRST GAME Box Score GEORGIA Middlebrooks, 3b Watson, 2b Richardson, ss . Thomasson lb - Ramsey, rf Allen, If Moore, cf __ -- Powers, c .- Chambers, p AB 4 3 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 R 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 II 0 1 0 2 2 1 1 1 1 PO 0 1 1 11 0 0 2 12 0 PLAINSMAN STAFF HOLDS BANQUET (Continued from Page 1) Totals 34 5 AUBURN AB R Stewart, 3b 5 1 Allen, cf - 5 1 Market, rf 5 0 Griffin, 2b 4 0 Harrison, lb - - - 2 0 'Fancher, l b '. 1 0 Self, If 4 1 Ansley, ss 3 0 Davis, c 4 0 Hines, p 3 0 "Maury 1 0 9 27 10 H PO A 3 2 1 2 2 9 3 5 1 2 0 0 Totals 37 3 10 27 14 3 'Batted for Harrison in the sixth. "Batted for Hines in the ninth. Score by innings: Georgia 000 210 200—5 Auburn . . I 010 000 020—3 Two base hits: Self, Stewart (2). Home runs: Ramsey. Sacrifice hits: Watson (2); Richardson. 1 Stolen bases: Watson, Griffin. Struck out: By Chambers 10, by Hines 2. Bases on.balls: Off Chambers 2, off Hines 1. Passed balls: Davis, Powers. Time of game: 1 hour, 45 min. Umpires: Schuessler and Seay. SECOND GAME Box Score Young, the new Business Manager, could not escape the sharp eye of the tciastmaster and two speeches was the result. A former Editor-in- Chief of the college weekly, Alex Saunders, was also a guest and made a splendid talk with words of advice. The remainder of the time was given to short talks from various members of the | staff of this } -aland of the incoming staff. It was concluded with a farewell speech from Fred Alingren. Quite informal in nature, the banquet was an occasion of enjoyment for all present and plans were made for a continuance of the precedent which has been set. A keener interest in student publications was made manifest and The Plainsman appreciates the many kind words of congratulation which were spoken by various speakers in its behalf. which made it so enjoyable. In addition to the members of this year's staff the following were present as guests at the banquet: Dr. Spright Dowell, Dr. Rupert Taylor, Prof. H. G. Grant, Mr. Dimmitt, Alex Saunders, Earl Lutz, Fred Hahn, W. E. Glenn, W. A. Young, J. M. Dean, Dean Peterson, Miss Emily Hare, W. D. Horton, Dryden Baughman, E. D. Ball, Douglas McLaren, and C. D. Eber sole. William L. Hicks, secondary education, Opelika; Frank Louis Hol-man, electrical engineering, York; Henderson Looney Holman, Jr., architecture, Ozark; Newton Yager Horn, electrical engineering, Monte valio; Jonn Home, mecnanicai engineering, Ensley; Leslie Raymond Housel, electrical engineering, Latnrop; jeercy narry Howard, civil engineering, Carbon Hill; Lucius Benton Howell, architecture, Marion; Charles Hanson Jonnson, electrical engineering, Camp Hill; Joseph Thoreau Joiin.sou, "tectne-al engineering, Meltonsville; Herman U. Jones, chemical engineering, Dothan; Andrew Feagiu Kel-iey, architectural engineering, Midway; August Jonn Kling, electrical engineering, Mobile; James Ernest Lambert, agriculture, Darlington; Hubert Eugene Lambert, Jr., agriculture, Darlington; Alonzo Sylvester Leath, Jr., agriculture, Auburn; Otto K. LeBron, mechanical engineering, Wetumpka; It was the spirit of the occasion . E d w a r d Jefferson Levy, ele»- C S. Whittelsey, Jr. OPELIKA, ALABAMA SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES RALSTON SHOES And Many Other Articles in Men's Wear 1 ELABORATE PLANS FOR COMMENCEMENT (Continued from Page 1) GEORGIA AB R Middlebrooks, 3b 3 Watson, 2b . .. Richardson, ss Thomasson, lb Ramsey, rf . .. Allen, If Moore, cf Powers, c Sales, p Totals AUBURN Stewart, 3b Allen, cf Market, rf _ _. Fancher, l b . .. Griffin, 2b Harrison, If .. Ansley, ss Davis, c Knight, p Totals . -.- . 1 . 3 . 3 . . 3 3 3 3 3 25 AB . 4 4 3 . 3 2 . 3 3 3 3 28 Score by innings Georgia Auburn Called at end Summary: Earned runs: 1. 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 R 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .-.000 . . . 0 10 H PO A 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 1 0 0 12 1 0 2 8 0 24 0 4 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 10 H PO A 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 1 9 6 1 1 1 1 24 001 000 eighth accoun Auburn 2; 2 2 0 1 3 0 2 1 3 14 00- 01- E 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 E 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 -1 -2 rain. Georg '1 $ ia 1 Home runs: Fancher, Stewart. Double plays: Allen to Griffin; Knight to Griffin. Struckout: Sale 9. Base on balls: off Knight 1; Sale 1. Pf! Left on bases: Auburn 3; Georgia 2.' !•* <|JH Time of game: 1 hour, 15 min. ' Umpires: Schuessler and Seay. Emma: "I understand you have a Wrigleys girl now." Campbell: "How do you get that way?" . Emma: "You are with her after every meal." A daring woman is much more easy to handle than a woman dared.— Widow. Bostick, agricultural education, Guin; Clary Paul Boyd, agriculture, Auburn; Julian Brown, agriculture, Yantley; William Phillips Brown, general, Auburn; James Marvin Brown, electrical engineering, Auburn; Ralph Waldo Cammack, agricultural education, Grove Hill. Duke Merriwell Chambers, mechanical engineering, Sheffield; William Perry Champion, secondary education, Auburn; Wheeler Elliott Chapman, civil engineering, Enterprise; Milton Massey Collins, electrical engineering, Ozark; Herbert Earl Cooks, agriculture, Auburn; Preston Arthur Cox, agricultural education, Hackleburg; Eugene Mathews Creel, agricultural education, Warrior; Harry Curtis, electrical engineering, Auburn; Clyde O. Davis, agricultural education, Dadeville; Robert Charles Dickinson, electrical engineering, Brundidge; Garvey Dixon Douglas, mechanical engineering, Cordova; William Oliver Dowdell, pharmacy, Auburn; Rufus Brown Dowdy, mechanical engineering, Florence; Andrew Jesse Duke, general; Birmingham; Chloe Earnest, general, Auburn; Evans Lavert Edwards, electrical engineering, Clanton; William Yancey Fleming, secondary education, Opelika; Ross Vex-ton Ford, agricultural education, Hamilton; Clyde Wesley Foreman, general, Mobile; Henry Eugene Fowler, agriculture, Uniontown; Adelbert Graham Fulton, agricultural education, Dadeville; S. Howard Gibbons, agriculture, Auburn; Samuel John Gibbs, agricultural education, Auburn; Albert Sidney Goleman, architecture, Whistler; William Bibb Goodwyn, highway engineering, Montgomery; Kenneth William Grimley, civil engineering, Fair-hope; William Vinson Guy, electrical engineering, Montgomery; Osie Saxon Hagerman, general, Opelika; Emmett William Halfman, electrical engineering, Montgomery; James E. Hamilton, agricultural education, Rogersville; Frank Kirby Hanlin electrical engineering, Sheffield; Hugh Frederick Hare, pharmacy Las Cruces, N. Mex.; Joseph Lawrence Harrison, electrical engineering, Montgomery; Jesse Ester Harvey, agricultural education, Rogersville; William Burgins Hawkins, general, Birmingham; William Preston Heath, electrical engineering, Opelika; Flavius Joseph Hend-ley, electrical engineering, Livingston. trical engineering, Girard; Bernice Puckett Livingston, agricultural education, Auburn.' Thomas Earl McCarley, agricultural education, Lamar; Walter Ponder McCutcheon, electrical engineering, Birmingham; Reuben Levi McDaniel, agriculture, Dox-ier; John Curtis McKinnon, civil engineering, Talladega Springs; John Ernest McLean, agricultural education, Stroud; George Edward Manley, mechanical engineering, Birmingham; William Elliott Matthews, electrical engineering, Montgomery; Daniel Lewis Mead, civil engineering, Selma; Olin Camp bell Medlock, agriculture, Albert-ville; Alfred Edgemont Meek, agriculture, Idana, Kan.; Henry Levi Mellen, general, Livingston; Henry Knox Miller, electrical engineering, Monticello, Fla.; Sam Morgan, agricultural education, Brantley; Frank Howard Morriss, mechanical engineering, Talladega; Jesse Edwin Morriss, agricultural education, Talladega; John Erskine Mosley, electrical engineering, Lockhart; William Kelly Mosley, electrical engineering, Pensacola, Fla. 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Ernest DeWitt Scott, electrical engineering, Cropwell; Oliver John Semmes, civil engineering, Pensacola, Fla.; William Hawley Sewell, electrical engineering, Tampa, Fla.; Levie Hightower Shelley, civil engineering, Eufaula; Edward Creech Sherlirig, general, Greenville; Robert Lee Simpson, Jr., mechanical engineering, Washington, D. C; Charles Milton Smith, Jr., chemical engineering, Montgomery; Jerome Allen Spann, general, Dothan; Jow Wilson Stevenson, electrical engineering, Notasulga; Pauline Stewart, secondary education, Florence; John Gerald Stockelberg, civil engineering, Ancon, Panama; Frank Kevan Stockelberg, electrical engineering, Ancon, Panama; Elizabeth Ormantor Strip-lin, home economics, Huntsville; George William Strother, electrical engineering, Camden; Beverly Holmes Swango, electrical engineering, Birmingham; Algert Rich Swanson, electrical engineering, Gadsden; Henry W. Sweet, agriculture, Bessemer; Leldon Hunter RALEY'S CAFE Strictly AU-American We handle only the best the market affords, and solicit your J patronage 25 Commerce St., Montgomery, Ala. F.D.Lee Taylor JEWELER Auburn, Alabama The Big Store With the Little Prices HAGEDORN'S Dry Goods—Ladies Ready-to-Wear—Shoes HAGEDORN'S—Opelika's Best Store Tapscott, agriculture, Falkville; Ruth Zuber latum, general, Auburn; Margaret Taylor, general, Auburn; Owen L. Taylor, electrical engineering, Pratt City; Robert Wooddy Taylor, agriculture, Buffalo; Phil Samuel Timberlake, electrical engineering, Stevenson; Warren Candler Turner, electrical engineering, Roanoke; Ralph Henry Warfield, civil engineering, Portsmouth, N. F.; Clarence Wilber Warner, electrical engineering, Jackson; Roy Baird Whitaker, agriculture, Paint Rock; John Edward Wiatt, Jr., electrical engineering, Auburn; Margaret Ellen WU-. ber, home economics, Plaquemine, La.; Charles Henry Winston, Jr., agriculture, Geiger; Helen Wise, general, Auburn; William Thoring-ton Wood, general, Montgomery; Lloyd Woodruff, secondary education, Greenville; Mary Wooley, sec ondary education, Auburn. DOCTOR OF VETERINARY MEDICINE Franklin Ashton Clarke, Andalusia; Eddie Harry Durr, Brook-haven, Miss.; Hobson William Graves, Rageland, S. C; Davis Whatley Griffin, Birmingham; Gro-ver C. Walding, Midland City; Arthur H. Williamson, Auburn. PHARMACEUTICAL CHEMISTS Henry Arleigh Mason, Isney; Olin Virgil Smith, Dawson. GRADUATE IN PHARMACY v (Ph. G.) Sparks Hixon, Dothan. CERTIFICATE IN PHARMACY William Merrill Cox, Louisville; William Homer LeGrand, Jr., Montgomery. GRADUATE DEGREES Master of Science Paul B. 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Title | 1924-05-19 The Plainsman |
Creator | Alabama Polytechnic Institute |
Date Issued | 1924-05-19 |
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OCR Transcript | C J i, COMMENCEMENT ISSUE PHtltSBM VOL. XXVII. AUBURN, ALABAMA, MONDAY, MAY 19, 1924 No. 31 TIGERS BREAK EVEN BIG NEW ATHLETIC IN GEORGIA SERIES! FIELD ASSURED COME BACK IN SECOND GAME AND CLAW BULLDOGS Every dog has his day, as someone remarked sagely. But last Saturday it was the Tigers' day at the expense of the lordly Bulldog. After going through a season that nobody in the wildest flights of fancy could have called a successful one, the Tigers finally found themselves stacked against one of the best teams in the Sunny South, and the most optimistic prediction was that the Tigers would hold the Georgians to a reasonable score. However, the well known dope was pleasantly upset, and Coach Cole's charges acted like real ball players in last week's series, the result being that Georgia won the first game after a hard fight by the score of 5 to 3, and our own Tigers took the second engagement by the close score of 2 to 1. In the first game Skinny Hines twirled his usual game, that is to say, he pitched good ball and did not have support enough to win. Allen was off form in center and let two hits roll by for four bases each. Chambers pitched a fair -.^_gs*a»_fo.r._Geor-gM^.Jaelugj; MLuv-^- iou«l£ but always settling down > before Ufe storm broke1. Cecil Stew- - art found »the Cracker's offerings very choice and banged out three hits. Self collected two and played a sensational game on left. Ramsey's circuit clout was the Georgia feature from a hitting standpoint, while the work of Thomasson at first was the best fielding performance. Fred Sale was in real hard luck in the second encounter. He allowed two hits to Knight's four, and yet lost the game 2 to 1. The difference was that the hits made off Sale were few but of great length, while the hits off Knight came a little more frequently but were limited to one base blows. The two hits off Sale were home runs, contributed by Messrs. Fan-cher and Stewart respectively. The Bulldogs got their only run in the sixth on three straight singles. Allen's work in center more than atoned for his misplays of the pre- ' vious day, while Red Griffin, at second handled nine chances , at the pivot without a slip. Thomas-son again featured at the initial sack while Sales' work in the box (Continued on Page 6) STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICERS INSTALLED ,The regular convocation period Thursday was devoted to the installation of officers elected by the Respective classes who are to serve on the Student Council next year. 'The council is composed of four Seniors, three Juniors, two Sophomores, and one Freshman. Dr. ! Dowell administered the oath of : office to the following men: C. H. •; Turk, A. L. Scott, James Striplin, : and W. T. Savage for the Seniors; T. E. Phillips, J. B. Carter, and R. H. Elder for the Juniors; Pete Hass-ler and J. R. Gregg for the Sopho-j mores. Student government is in its in- [ fancy at Auburn, having been in-j augurated in November, 1923. It ;-works in coordination with t Honor System and the results/^o faK have been pleasing. V ^H HP§P&^. B5» ' <*& 1 W ' *—« I I T;^ ^k ^aw. _a ^k JaVit ^^^ •:••- : -v.- v: . J^H ^ ^ ^E^aH ^ • fiiii _* * Kim * - ^H^N*. wk ¥ B I FOOTBALL FIELD TO BE READY BY SEPTEMBER W. E. Glenn, of Chipley, Ga., Editor- in-Chief of THE PLAINSMAN for the coming session. "A" CLUB TO HAVE BIG INITIATION GOVERNOR BRANDON EXPECTED TO ATTEND On Monday, May 19, the Auburn "A" Club will hold its spring initiation. Fourteen candidates, scheduled for the Club membership, are to take part in the ceremonies, this being one of the largest number to be "taken through" at a single initiation. Nine of the new men are of the baseball team, three of track and two of basketball. These initiates are "Pluto" Hines and Doug Knight, pitchers; Pete Davis, catcher; Pete Fancher, Cecil Stewart, Alex Ansley and Dick Maury, in-fielders; Joe Market, outfield; and student manager, "Ricky" Mellen of the baseball team. The track men are L. L. Nelson, M- V. White, and Joe Young, while Bill McKin-ney and Earl Barks make up the basketball contingent. Following the initiation program that will last during the larger part of the day, the "A" Club will hold a banquet Monday night. Among those who are the invited guests to the banquet are, Governor Brandon, who will be in Auburn for the R. 0. T. C. review and commencement exercises, President Spright Dowell, Roy Dimmitt, Charles F. De Bardeleben, the Auburn coaching staff, and several of the visiting alumni. L. CHASTAIN DIES OF APPENDICITIS i It was indeed with saddened hearts that the news was received last Thursday evening that Vadus L Chastain had passed from this world into a better one. Death c;me as a surprise to many of his cl Dsest friends who had not even di earned of his being so seriously ill. An attack of appendicitis was the cause of his death. Mr. Chastain showed loyalty as a student that is seldom shown by anyone ahd which may have caused his death as this was the third attack he had suffered, but rather than 'give up his school work he had resolved to finish out this year's work and then have an operation performed. (Continued on Page 3) When the September term of school begins the area of Auburn's practice fields for football will be double the present size. Surveys have already been made and for some weeks engineers have been laying out field and working on the plans for this extension of athletic facilities. Excavations and other work of this constructive nature will begin soon in order that the project will be completed before September. The new field will be at the north end of Drake Field, on the property recently purchased by the college. It will include two football fields which will be parallel to each other and the northeast and southwest corners of the large field will include baseball diamonds as the size of the field will give ample room for two baseball fields. Promotion of more intra-mural athletics as well as intercollegiate contests is one of the aims of the athletic authorities and the completion of the present plans will make this possible. The large number of promising football candidates who will be trying for a berth on the varsity team next fall also makes iiie new piactrce* Iields more welcomed. Never in the history of football at Auburn has there been such a number who would make strong bids for the team as will be the case in September. As a result of the large attendance at football games last season, and by conservation of these athletic funos the athletic association is able to begin the program this year. The project under way will probably "include an expenditure of five thousand dollars and is to be completed during the summer. The plans of the adminstration is a further increase in number of fields as soon as athletic funds are available. TIGERS LOSE TWO CLOSE ONES TO JACKETS The Tigers started their four game road trip by dropping the first two to the Tech Yellow Jackets, the scores being 7 to 6, and 2 to 0. In the first conflict Doug Knight pitched good ball, after relieving Hines and gave up less hits than were made by his teammates, but the Jackets hit more opportunely and took the game in spite of the fourteen safe bingles made by the Tigers. Snead twirled for Tech and was fortunate to get a win, as the Tigers pounded everything he had, Fancher and Davis each gathering four hits. On Thursday the clans met again, and this tilt was more on the order of a real ball game. Rough Ed Allen tried his hand at pitching for the first time and made a good effort, errors letting in both of Techs tallies. He allowed seven hits and fanned four. On the other hand, Slim Thompson pitched superb ball, whiffing nine Tigers and allowing but four hits, three of these sliding off the bat of Red Griffin. The Tigers displayed a good article of ball in these two games, hitting being especially good in the first game. Neither Hines or Knight were hit hard in the first game, wildness being the main trouble. Ed Aliens work in the box was about the steadiest displayed this season. MISS. AGGIES WIN IN S. I. C. MEET TIGERS SHOW UP WELL AGAINST OPPOSITION The Tiger cinder path artists entered into competition with various other colleges, and found the competition a bit too strong. However, all things considered, the Auburnites made an excellent showing, scoring twice as many points as they did in last year's meet. As was expected, the Mississippi Aggies cleaned up in everything, getting nine of the fifteen first places, and smashing five conference records for good measure. Kentucky trailed A. & M. with a 38 point gap separating them from the leaders, and L. S. U. followed closely for third place. Auburn stood ninth with 6 1-2 points, 4 1-2 points ahead of our beloved sister institution, the University of Alabama. There were many closely contested races in the meet, and in most cases it was necessary to break a record in order to finish first. One exception to this rule was the two mile run. Hall, the Kentucky runner, could have stopped for refreshments and walked home the last lap and still have finished first. However, he chose to run the last lap and broke the record', briinson of the Mississiipp-ians, was the! high point scorer with twelve. Auburn was unable to win a first place in the finals, although it was the opinion of many that Gene Creel would have shown the way in the 440, had he not tripped over a runner who cut in on him on the last curve. Nelson was also robbed of a possible place in the century when he toppled over the shoulders of Brown of Tulane, who evidently decided to call it a day about the fifty yard mark. Duke Marquis came third in the second heat of the 120 yard high hurdle, and placed fourth in the finals of the 220 yard low hurdles. Stock-elberg came third in the mile, and a fast mile it was too. Locke tied for second in the pole vault, and Boyd, by a fine finish, came in for fourth in the two mile. Pea Green won the second heat in the 220 but was in fifth place in the finals. All told the showing was a great improvement over last year's. COMMENCEMENT DANCES GO OFF IN GRAND STYLE The Commencement dances, which were held during this past week end, marked the closing of Auburn's social functions for the year 1923-24. Three good sets of dances were held this year and all were big successes. Every year the dances seem to get better and this past year was no exception to the rule. Many of the South's fairest damsels rolled, into the Village this last week and Auburn's sons did their best to entertain them during their three days' visit. There were dances morning, afternoon and night and if all there did not get enough dancing then it was their own fault. Music for the occasion was fur-nished by a comparatively 'new orchestra. It is known as the Alabama Serenaders and consists of various star performers of several orchestras. Max Jones a native son of Auburn was undoubtedly the star performer of the orchestra. ELABORATE PLANS FOR COMMENCEMENT W. A. Young, of Vernon, Ala., Business Manager of THE PLAINSMAN for next year. PLAINSMAN STAFF HOLDS BANQUET 1924 MEMBERS HOSTS ON JOLLY OCCASION r Members of the outgoing staff of The Plainsman acted as hosts at an informal banquet Wednesday night, in which they entertained as their guests several faculty members, the Glomerata Board, the incoming Plainsman staff, and others. Irving Patrick, Editor-in-Chief, assisted by «Fred Almgren, Business Manager, filled the position of toastmaster for the occasion, calling on everyone present for a few remarks. Dr. Dowell began the speech making with a few humorous remarks, coupling them with appropriate words of congratulations to the Editor and his corps of assistants for the work which they have done: this year in publishing regular issuses of the college weekly. He was followed by Mr. Dimmitt, Prof. Grant and Dean Taylor who each in turn expressed a similar feeling of pride in the work accomplished by the student publications during.the past session. . Remarks were also made by Earl Lutz, and Fred Hahn of this year's Glomerata Board and by J. M. Dean, the incoming Editor-in-Chief. Dean Peterson, president of next year's Senior Class, responded cheerfully with an appropriate speech. W. E. Glenn, Editor of The Plainsman for the coming session, and W. A. (Continued on Page 6) AUBURN TENNIS STARS SHOW UP WELL Auburn was represented in the Southern Tennis Tournament by Jack Wiatt and Willie Guy. These two racket stars showed up well, although Wiatt was eliminated in the first round by Carnes of Georgia Tech. Guy, however, won his first match, the loser being Fuller of North Carolina. However, he was unlucky enough to draw in the next round the player who later won the tournament, Mr. Murray, of Tulane, and Guy was eliminated on the second round. In the doubles, the Tiger racketeers met and were defeated by the strong North Carolina combination of Fuller and Whittaker. MANY DISTINGUISHED GUESTS AND ALUMNI EXPECTED Everything is in readiness for the fifty-second annual commencement of the Alabama, Polytechnic institute, Tuesday, May 20th, in Langdon Hall. Dr. H. N. Snyder President of Wofford College, S. C, will deliver the baccalaureate address to the graduating class and President Spright Dowell will confer the degrees and honors. One hundred and sixty-three men and women students are candidates for graduation at this time. Dr. John E. White, President of Anderson College, S. C, will preach the baccalaureate sermon on Sunday, May 18, and this service will begin the commencement program. The semi-annual meeting of the Board of Trustees of the institution headed by Governor William W. Brandon, will be held Monday morning, May 19, and at eleven o'clock Judge George A. Carden of New York, an alumnus of Auburn, will deliver the annual alumni oration. This will be followed by the alumni banquet, with Charles F. DeBardeleben of Birmingham, pre ident, presiding. On Monday afternoon a military review will be held and the officers of | | e Reserve Officers Training Corps will be presented with their commissions by Governor Brandon. Immediately following the presentation of commissions, a competive drill will take place between the companies of Infantry and Engineers in order to determine which is the best drilled organization in the regiment. Captain Phillip T. Frye and First Lieut. Thomas F. Joyce, both of Georgia Tech, will act as judges for the competition. In addition, a contest will be held to decide who is the best drilled soldier in the regiment President Dowell will entertain the members of the Senior Class at the President's mansion on Monday evening. The annual Senior Class banquet will be held Tuesday night, May 20, as a fitting conclusion to the commencement exercises. Of the. one hundred and sixty-three students who will receive degrees Tuesday morning, 41 have completed the course in electrical engineering; 23 in agriculture; 20 in agricultural education; 15 in the general course; 14 in mechanical engineering and 14 in civil engineering. The other courses in which degrees will be conferred are secondary education, pharmacy, chemical engineering, architecture, architectural engineering and highway engineering. A complete list of the candidates for graduation follows: Roland Allison Allen, mechanical engineering, Ward; Fred Justin Almgren, mechanical engineering, Fairfield; Dorothy Anderson, general, Newbern; Mary Julia Ap-person, secondary education, Eclectic; Paul Pruitt Barry, pharmacy, Montgomery; Elmer Weaver Bart-lett, electrical engineering, Line-ville; John William Basore, mechanical engineering, Birmingham; Bascom Anquest Bates, civil engineering, Montgomery; John William Bates, electrical engineering, Mobile; Walter Gordon Beasley, Jr., civil engineering, Samson; Israel Lional Berlin, electrical engineering, West Blocton; William Hollis (Continued on Page 6) i 1 THE PLAINSMAN t $immmm OFFICIAL WEEKLY STUDENT PUBLICATION OF THE v ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE FORMERLY "ORANGE AND BLUE" EDITORIAL STAFF Irving Patrick - Editor-in-Chief O. S. Hagerman -- Managing Editor B. H. Swango - Associate Editor R. E. Lambert Associate Editor J. G. Stockleberg - Associate Editor Mary Apperson Associate Editor Chloe Earnest - Associate Editor W. T. Wood - Sports Editor Milton Collins Exchange Editor BUSINESS STAFF Fred Almgren --- - Business Manager L. R. Housel - Advertising Manager R. A. Allen Circulation Manager D. M. Chambers ..Assistant Circulation'Manager Entered as second-class matter at Post Office, Auburn, Ala. Au Revoir Now that the scholastic year is drawing to a close, and the time has come for us to enter upon the greater problems of life, we, the staff of 1923-24, do now surrender to our worthy successors the duty of doing their part to keep alive the spirit of our Alma Mater and assisting in retaining Auburn in the position of honor and glory which she now holds among her sister institutions by publishing a college weekly that will be worthy of her greatness. And in so doing, we express the wish that they make THE PLAINSMAN bigger and better in every way than it has been in the past, and build up a publication that stanus second to none in its line in the country. If we have accomplished anything in our attempt to publish a creditable college newspaper, we are both glad and proud, but our one regret is that we did not attain more. AU that we have done this year has been with a spirit of loyalty to Auburn, and our pride lies in the fact that we were able to do our bit for the institution. For our shortcomings we express regret and the sincere wish that they could have been avoided. For the appreciation of our efforts we extend our heartfelt thanks, hoping tbat it was well deserved. May the measure of success which falls to the lot of those who succeed us be,greater jjy far than any that we may have attained. To our Menus, tiie students and faculty of Auburn, we bid a sad and solemn farewell. We wish for you, one and ah, the most successful session during 1924-25 that you have ever known, and hope that everything that you do and say will be but a means of adding more stars to* the beautiful constellation which already adorns the crown of our beloved Alma Mater. May the best of luck go with each-of you and smiling iortune De^your constant companion all the way. A Farewell Retrospect With this issue we, the members of the Class of '24, say goodbye. It i s a time of gladness and a time of sadness. We are glad to become alumni of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, but tlie thought of leaving her grounds, her classrooms, her faculty, and other classmen, causes peculiar sadness. Nearly four years ago we came here as students and since that time we have "drunk freely at the fountain of knowledge." We have traveled from registration as "scared rats" to the point of receiving degrees, after which we shall be alumni of the greatest institution of learning in the world, as far as we are concerned. The effects on us of four years spent here is a story that is unethical for us to tell; but, as we look back over it, we cannot miss this opportunity to remind ourselves of the developments we nave witnessed in our Alma Mater. It has been a remarkable period for Auburn. We had hardly gotten settled as freshmen when Comer Agricultural Hall burned. It was a great loss, but in due time a modern fire-proof building with many improvements and more space was erected on the same ground, using the old walls. As an emergency two large buildings standing on the aviation field at Montgomery were bought and moved to Auburn. One is now used by the Animal Husbandry Department and the other by the Department of Agricultural Engineering. The improvements of the new Comer Hall over the old, plus these two aviation buildings, almost doubles the space for agricultural teaching, research, and extension. > Likewise, the greenhouses on "Agricultural Hill" have been doubled, and many minor improvements of the grounds have been made. Coming from Agriculture to Veterinary Medicine, we see three modern brick buildings in the place of an old antique wooden building which was inadequate and improper for what it had been , used since the beginning of the Veterinary College at Auburn. The new buildings with their equipment gives Auburn a modern veterinary college. It is said, to be one of the best in the entire United States. Around Langdon Hall we have witnessed many improvements. A new stage, a band room, a fire escape, two additional front doors, with steps across the entire front, are the, outstanding improvements here. From the basement of Langdon Hall to a new building about 50 x 200 feel is the progress of the Woodwork Department. The basement of Langdon Hall was remodeled and made into a laboratory for Home Economics, a new' department at Auburn. ; Joining the Woodshop we have a new shop building, being used temporarily by students as a Cooperative Mess Hall. Nearby a two-story building, 50 x 150 feet, for laboratory and research in Engineering is now going up. In it will be housed valuable equipment presented by the Alabama Power Company ad other corporations some years ago. In the March of progress the Military Department has not been overlooked. Housing facilities have been provided and extensive military equipment, including horses, has been added. With the comfort and convenience of students in mind the first building to be erected from the "Greater Auburn Semi-Centennial Campaign," which was put on when we were sophomores, was a dormitory which is thoroughly modern, convenient, and a great addition to any institution of learning. In it over 100 boys are comfortably housed, giving additional room for an ever-growing institution. Upon arriving at Auburn the first time we found the Y. M. C. A. headquarters in a rented building up-town, but it now has better quarters, belonging to the College. The water supply for the College, and for the town of Auburn, has been greatly improved. A tank with a 50,000-gallon capacity was erected and a recent announcement states that the present supply will be tripled at an early date. Plans are-all ready for the beginning of this work. From the standpoint of the College as a whole the land area has been more than doubled. Near the main campus several important pieces of property have been bought, and additions to the Experiment Station bring the total land area of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute to about 800 acres, compared with approximately 350 acres when we came to Auburn as students. A great many minor' improvements, such as painting, overhauling of the water system, and small improvements in buildings, as well as improvements in the campus, have been made. Total developments along this line have been extensive. As we leave Auburn we are assured of a new Engineering Building, to cost $250,000. Plans for it have been drawn and.hids will be asked for at an early date. We have witnessed also the development at ,Auburn of a Department for Girls, headed by some of the ablest women educators in the United States. The women and girls of Alabama demanded an opportunity to be educated at Auburn, and the girls who have graduated have found a great field of service awaiting them. It is not necessary to state that faculty additions have been in line with material improvements. As we lay aside studenj life and go out to render service for which we have been trained we shall do so with pride, with thankfulness, with satisfaction, and with complete confidence in the future of our Alma Mater. To President Dowell and his faculty we express our thanks and appreciation for their faithful, efficient, and untiring services. We extend congratulations on the great improvements which we have witnessed, and pledge our support in future development plans. Burton's Book Store Place your order for engraved cards with us. We guarantee good work and prompt delivery. L. & M. BURTON, Proprietors BUSY BEE CAFE BEST PLACE TO EAT FOR Service and Satisfaction AUBURN ALABAMA We Repair Shoes — By the Goodyear Welt Repairing System jWe Use Panco Soles, Good Leather, Korry Kromes Work Guarantded B. J. JONES, Auburn, Ala. S. L. TOOMER Druggist Store On The Corner College Pressing Club BOB FOSTER The Old Reliable—Twenty Years' Service FINANCIAL REPORT OF Y. M. C. A. AND Y. W. C. A. Questions have come from students in regard to the finances of the Y. M. C. A. and the Y. W. G. A. Perhaps this explanation will help all to understand how these funds are handled. The Student Activities fee has been increased $2.50 each year for the purpose of promoting social and religious work among students. This added fee is collected by the college as the others are, is an assessed college fee and is administered by the President as he sees >best. Most of it i s spent in promoting Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. work among the student body. After reading this you may have further question to ask in regard to it. The books are open and you may see the financial report in detail by asking either President Dowell or the Acting General Secretary of the Y. M. C. A. Status of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. accounts to April 10, 1924: RECEIPTS Collections from students .§3321.25 Collections from handbooks etc !38.02 Total receipts ...$3459.27 EXPENDITURES Salaries of General Secretary, assistants, and Social Director $ 962.68 Travel to conferences and training agencies 248.28 Maintenance of Y. M. C. A. office: Telegraph and telephone 39.33 Labor 16.50 Postage 35.60 Freight and express . . . 43.79 Stat, and office supplies. 188.33 Miscellaneous supplies . 237.26 Furniture and fixtures . 167.49 Reading room 67.85 Printing Y. M, C. A. Handbooks 414.50 Lights 17.28 •Contingent 222.75 Total expenditures . . .$2661.64 Balance $ 797.63 RESERVE FOR REMAINDER OF THE YEAR TO JUNE 30, 1924 Salaries s $ 340.00 Requisitions outstanding . . 31.00 Officers' Training Conference, Y. M. C. A. '_•_ 40.00 Blue Ridge Summer Conference 125.00 Miscellaneous expenses and "nest egg" 261.63 OF BIRMINGHAM NOW OPEN AUBURN BRANCH H-l 3*L/W£ AT 19™ ST. Old American Legion HaJl, Over Jolly's Messrs. BOWLING & MEYERS, In Charge Showing At All Times A Complete Assortment Of New Things In YOUNG MEN'S CLOTHING AND FURNISHING GOODS ICE CREAM and BUTTER Orange and Blue Brick . Ice Cream a Specialty ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY Opelika Creamery, Inc. Phone 37 Opelika, Ala. What a whale of a difference just a few cents make!" Total reserve ..$ 797.63 * This item has to do with speakers, Glomerata, etc. "Will you miss me," bla'ted the serenader beneath the widow? "1 hope not," said the irate father as he wound up with the water pitcher. J > all the difference between just an ordinary cigarette and—FATIMA, the most skillful blend in cigarette history. I r THE PLAINSMAN RESOLUTIONS On the Death of Vadus Chastain Lee Tiie spirit of a noble-hearted and faithful young man has been sud-j •• uenly called to its reward in the deatu of our friend and class-mate, Vadus Lee Chastain. He was modest and unostentatious, yet he . • *' n'ever shirked a duty. As a student he was honest and upright, doing his work faithfully and well; as a friend he was sincere, candid, and true; and as a member of the ' Ag. club he was earnest, responsive, and ever in his place. His name has only been transferred from the "Ag. Club Roll" to the Roster of the Sons of God in that Home Eternal in the Heavens. Therefore, be it resolved, That the Agricultural Club of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute, of which he was a member, have heard with profound sorrow of the death of Mr. Vadus Lee Chastain; that we mourn his loss as a b friend and fellow classmate, both in college and in the Ag. Club;that while it seems a strange providence which took away one so young, one so gifted, and whose life was bright with promise of a long and useful career to his State and to humanity, yet we must bow in submission to the will of Him who doeth all things best for His children. Resolved, That in the death of l Vadus Lee Chastain, our friend and co-worker, the Ag. Club has lost a faithful member whose presence will be missed; the student body of the Alabama Polytechnic Institute a loyal and devoted friend; and his family a loving and worthy son and brother. Be it further resolved, That a copy of these resolutions be forwarded to his grief stricken family, a copy handed to the Plainsman, a copy maflledJe-the.Marion County News, and a popy put into the minutes of the Ag. Club. Committee, E. E. HALE, O. J. MANCI, R. L. TAIT. STUDENTS' CO-OP. ELECTS OFFICERS The board of directors of the students' Cooperative Club met Monday and elected the following students for officers of the Club next year: Clyde A. Pruitt, Manag er; D. W. Griffin, treasurer; and E. M. Ilarkins, head waiter. The Students' Club was organized three years ago with not quite .< hundred students. It is a student organization being operated entirely by students. Today there are over three hundred students eating at the Club. Besides having a chef employed with five assistants, there are around twenty students employed who are enabled to help defray their expenses while in college. Y. W. C. A. HOLDS SPRING BANQUET How Tigers Are Batting The team mark of th& Tigers took a slight fall during the past week, but if games can be won with two hits who cares whether the team average is .391 or .067. However, while the team average was slipping, three of the players gave theirs a boost. "Ole Reliable" Stewart, Fancher and Self, between themselves, collected eight of the twelve hits gathered by the team. As a result of his four hits, Stewart is now leading the team with the substantial average of .338. Rough Ed had a slight slump and trails Cecil by eighteen points. They are the only two batting over .300, but Griffin and Fancher are both near the mark. The averages : The cabinet of the Y. W. C. A. held its annual spring banquet at the tea room Saturday night. There were eighteen members present and one visitor, Miss Zoe Dobbs. Georgia Thomas, iue Vicepresi-dent, made the first talk of the evening, speaking on "The importance of Being a Cabinet ivlemuer." iihzabeth Young made an impromptu speech on "What Being on the X. W. C. A. Cabinet has meant to me." i h e members of the cabinet were led in a few "peppy'' songs by Georgia Tliomas. It was uecided to make it a definite part of the Business of the vice-president to see that interest in the Y. W. C. A. be increased by the use of music. Miss Zoe Dobbs made an address on the power of music through the ages, using as her subject "Loose Threads". Dorothy Uuggar spoke to the cabinet on 'Y. W. C. A. and Pep". Dorothy Anderson gave "A Farewell" for the seniors. This was followed by "A Call to Blue Ridge" by Margaret Wilbur. Emily Hare made a talk on "Follow the Gleam", after which the members rose, joined hands, and sang the Y. W. C. A. Song, "Follow the Gleam." During the dinner, plans were made to have cabinet luncheons once a month next year for the purpose of drawing the members closer together in their work. Non cabinet members of the different classes will often be visitors at these meetings. president; and Jack Wiatt, Kappa Alpha, secretary and treasurer. A five-course chicken dinner was served and when the courses were finished the members of the Council were called upon to make impromptu talks. The faculty fraternity committee were guests at the banquet and an intensely interesting talk was made by Prof. J. M. Robinson, chairman of the faculty committee. GARRARD HARRIS PUBLISHES TEXTBOOK BAND DRIVE STILL GOING STRONG Stewart Allen Griffin Fancher Harrison Market Davis Maury Ansley Self Hines Sitz Knight Sheridan Argo Williams 74 75 71 66 41 37 64 48 44 46 15 15 12 8 2 1 13 13 8 7 2 3 5 2 4 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 New Alma Mater Now 25 24 21 19 9 8 11 8 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 on I .338 .320 .296 .288 .218 .216 .172 .167 .136 .130 .067 .067 .000 .000 .000 .000 ale The new Alma Mater is now on sale at all local drug stores. They are only thirty cents each, and every student should buy one or two to help defray the cost of publication incurred by the author. Besides, no Auburn student can afford to go without a copy of his Alma Mater, and all of his best jirls would like to own a copy, too. ay them now! The drive to raise funds for band uniforms which was undertaken last week with such an auspicious degree of success, is still going on and although the goal has not yet heen reached, there is all evidence that it will be realized before the matter comes to a close. Eleven hundred and fifty dollars was the total collected up until Thursday night, which leaves only three hundred and fifty to be collected yet. Tuesday night, the vaudeville which was so successful here, was taken to Opelika and a neat sum was the result. Checks have also been received from Birmingham and elsewhere and Bill Wood is at present in Montgomery soliciting donations from the loyal alumni of that city. Other liberal contributions are expected. Garrard Harris, associate editor of the Birmingham News, and well Known all over the aoutn, has written a book on "The Llements of Conservation" to be taught as a text in tbe public schools of Ala-oama. Mr. Harris is a loyal friend of Auburn and tbe news of his latest achievement will be read with intense interest by his many friends here, it will be remembered that he was the guest of the institution at convocation not long ago and delivered a splendid lecture on "Conservation" there. Also he spoke before the class in journalism. Comments on Mr. Harris' new book have been made by various papers in the state. One paper expresses the great need for a textbook on Conservation which has existed for some time. It continues : "Not to have had something to present to the textbook commission was to lose valuable time, perhaps several years, so Mr. Harris, who is known to have been a student of the question for many years and active in the work of game and fish protection, undertook to supply the deficiency. 'The Elements of Conservation' is written applicable to the entire southeastern states region and is suitable for use in any of these states." The new book has already been accepted by the state textbook commission and will be used as a supplementary reader for the fifth and sixth grades. Teaching Conservation in the public schools is the outgrowth of the recognized need for such by Mr. Harris and other students of the question. "The Elements of Conservation" will be off the press and ready for use when the fall terms of the schools begin. FRESHMEN DROP TWO TO TROY NORMAL A Word of Thanks INTER-FRAT. COUNCIL ELECTS OFFICERS The Inter-fraternity Council held their annual banquet and election of officers for next year at the Tea Room Friday night. The following men were elected to serve as officers for next year's council: J. W. Pippin, Kappa Alpha, Presi dent; A. D. Collins, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, vice-president; J. P. Evans, Kappa Sigma, secretary and treasurer. The outgoing officers who served on the Council for this year were: Ralph Warfield, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, president; Bobo Kelly, Alpha Tau Omega, vice- As this is the last issue of the Plainsman the editor wishes to take this opportunity to express his sincere appreciation for the work done by those not on the staff. They offered their services at all times and gave of their best when called upon. Such splendid cooperation deserves worthy mention and has gone a long way toward getting the Plainsman out regularly and on time. Especial mention goes to Messrs. W. D. Baughman, W. C. Horton, Alex Saunders, H. S. McDowell, E. D. Ball, and Miss Emily Hare for their assistance in helping secure news for the columns of the Plainsman. It is hoped that the same interest will be taken in the publication next year for with such interest and cooperation displayed by the student body, the Plainsman will be assured-of success. Coach Newell and his "Rats" journey down to iroy last week witli the intentions of getting revenge for the double drubbing they received at the hands of the Nor-malites some time ago, but return ed with the small end of the score. The first game was a pitchers' wattle between "Goat" Walker and Grant, which went to the Trojans 3 to 0. A similar duel took place in the second game between two southpaws, Gilchrist for the Normals and "Lefty" Hughes for the Tiger Freshmen. "Lefty" gave up only two scattered hits and fanned seven, while Gilchrist sent twelve back to the bench by the strikeout route, but let the young Tigers get four safe bingles off his delivery.- A costly bobble in the infield gave Troy the only score of the second game. In the first game Quarles of the Normalites connected with one of Grant's fast ones for a home run. Card was on base at the time as the result of an infield hit. The outstanding feature of the two games was the superb pitching of the quartette of flingers that were on the mound during the two games. Eight hits was the total netted off the Trojan pitchers while the Freshman twirlers held their opponents to five. Score by innings: FIRST GAME Auburn Freshmen .000 000 Troy Normal 102 000 SECOND GAME Auburn Freshmen -000 000 Troy Normal 010 000 0—0 0—3 0—0 0—1 FURNITURE Having no immediate use for certain articles of furniture which I have and desiring to avoid the in-ponvenience and deterioration incident to storage, I wish to sell: An overstuffed velour living room set. A davenport table. A six piece breakfast room set. A walnut veneer bedroom set. A 75 pound capacity refrigerator. Window shades, kitchen equipment. These articles are in good condition and will be sold at two-thirds present retail prices less the expense and loss I may expect if I store them one year. VERE A. BEERS. Caps off—to the Winners the $250 Prize Contest/ m i OVER 12,000 suggestions were received in t h e contest for slogans o n the new Hinge-Cap on Williams Shaving Cream. The names of winners are given below. We congratulate these lucky persons and thank every one who participated for the interest shown. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. 1st Prize $100 "Found—a cap that nobody lost." J. C. Colley, '24, Emory &. Henry College, Emory, Va. 2nd Prize $50 "Better use me; you can't lose me." Hempstead S. Bull, Graduate School, University of Michigan. 3rdPrizes(2)$25each "Like the Williams habit— you can't lose it." J. Anthony Walsh, '24. Brown University. "It's bound to stay." Alfred Clark. '26, Drake University. 4th Prizes (2) $10 each "Takes the 'mis' from miss* ing—leaves the 'sing' for shaving." MissEmmaT. Westermann, '25,University of Nebraska. "The cap is always on, and you're lots better off." Lincoln Fisher, '24, Yale School of Medicine. , • • 5th Prizes (6) $5 each Awarded to Hy. Hyman, '24, Ohio State University; Midshipman Donald Faiibairn, "24, U. S. Naval Academy; H. L. Pennock, *26, Colorado Agricultural College; Harold McCoy, 74, George Washington University; Cadet George Arthur Grayeb,'25,U. S. Military Academy; Miss Callie McWhirter, ' 7 . University of Georgia. Williams Shaving Cream V. L CHASTAIN DIES OF APPENDICITIS (Continued from Page 1) NOTICE TO SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS Courses in Spanish will be offered during the summer session, if there is sufficient demand. Spanish 101-2 will be given, and if enough students desire it a course in Spanish 201-2 will also be given. It is advisable that all who desire to take either of these courses notify Prof. Schuchard before the close of the present session. As noted in the catalogue courses in First and Second Year German and French will also be given. No, A. Y. Babe, a pine burr is not a porcupine egg. f Mr. Chastain was one of the most widely known students on the campus, having been connected with numerous student activities and counting bis friends by his acquaintances. He was a type of boy that made friends regardless of where he was and held the respect and regard of all Auburn students and professors that had the pleasure of knowing him. He was enrolled in college as a Junior, tho it was only his second year here. He was taking the Agricultural Course and was prominently connected with the Agricultural Club. The funeral for Mr. Chastain was held on last Saturday at the home of his parents in Haleyville, Ala. Two Auburn students, R. V. Ford and F. B. Sullivan, accompanied the body from Opelika to its final resting place. Mr. Chastain leaves, to mourn his death, his father, Mr. Jim Chastain, his mother, two brothers, four sisters and a number of other relatives as well as friends scattered throughout the state. 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"Gene" was one of the most popular students who ever came to Auburn, and his letter will be read with genuine interest by his many friends hers who were so fortunate as to know him. In addition, he also sent a picture of a group of Auburn and Clemson men which is also given here for the benefits of the students. Below will be found his letter: Editor Plainsman: Perhaps you will be interested to know just what the Auburn men are doing in New York State and what efforts are being made to keep the Auburn spirit alive. We have an organization here composed of some twenty or thirty men and on an average of about once a month we call the clan together and talk over Auburn and old times. The Clemson men are also very active up here and we have been cooperating with them most actively during the past six months. About a month ago the Auburn and Clemson Alumni Associations got together and decided to stage an old-fashioned Southern dance. Needless to say the affair was a huge success. We were especially successful in getting out some of the old heads, who really seemed to enjoy the festivities as much as the younger boys. Now that we have raised the enthusiasm of everybody, we intend to stage another dance in the near future. As you probably know, the Northern custom of giving dances is quite different from that of the South and it was quite a relief to dance Southern fashion again. I am sending you, under separate cover, a cut of a photograph taken at the dance. This was made by the General Electric Company News Bureau and may be of some value to you in editing your paper or in the Auburn Alumnus. For your information the names of the men shown in the picture are given. Other Auburn men who are in Schenectady but not shown in the picture are: Lyle Biggin, '21; C. B. Lynch, '23; B. L. Spain, '06; J. P. Sheally, '20; W. J. Whare, '12; A. Weaver, '15. The activities of some of the old fellows, who have recently left Schenectady, might be of interest to Plainsman readers. Mr. D. E. Bivins, '21, is with the General Electric Company in the Atlanta office. Mr. R. W. House, '21, spent a year or two here in Schenectady and has returned to the South. Mr. John Howarth, '20, is with the Adirondack Power & Light Corporation at Oneida, New York. John has recently acquired a wife and seems to be getting along successfully. Mr. L. P. Spoon, '21, after working for the General Electric Company for several months, is now Instructor of Electrical Engineering at Cornell College, Ithaca, New York. Roy also took a recent plunge into the matrimonial pool. However, he preferred to go South for his girl and we understand found her in Athens, Georgia. Mr. A. J. Wade, '21, is with the General Electric Company in Portland, Oregon. Mr. J. D. Wade, '21, is in Supply Sales work for the General Electric Company in the Detroit office. "Jimmie" isn't married yet but we have our suspicions. Mr. Harry Seibt, '19, is with the General Electric Company at St. Louis, Mo. Harry married a Schenectady girl in October, 1923. Mr. "Light-foot" Young, '20, after taking a "Post" course at M. I. T. came to Schenectady where he fin-lsiied the Testing Course and has reported to the Dallas Office of uic General Electric Company. Air. George Pollock, '22, spent a year or two with us and is now oack home in Alabama. Mr. Stewart Dent, '20, finished the Testing Course in Schenectady and is now in the Supply Sales Department of the Jackksonvilie, ITa., office. The cold weather didn't agree with Stewart very well and the last time we saw him he was singing "I'm Goin' Sou. Where the Weather Suits i\iy Clothes." Miss Waria Whilson, '22, is also taking a six months' course in Transmission work in the Central Station Department of the General Electric Company, under the supervision of the Alabama Power Company. You will also find Miss Whitson's picture in the negative I am forwarding, under separate cover. You can see from the above that although we are 1500 miles from home, the Auburn spirit is still kept alive and we welcome any opportunity to be of service in the effort toward a greater Auburn. Yours very ruly, GENE REID, '21, Auburn Alumni Association. Trash Can this you low able Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by son of a gun; referring, must know, to that fel-diploina. And the remark-conclusion we arrive at is that we don't feel as if we had been through college. On the other hand, not so remarkable. As instance, we go so far as to read in our balmier days, a novel concerning life at college. The writer happened to be something of a genius, and we find bis imagination running riot. He pictures a scene in a college student's den. It is thronged with remarkable men. Being of extraordinarily sanguine temperament, we never altogether ceased to hope that there were some such men in the world, hut four suggestive years in a college have bid fair to firmly establish the disillusion. This undeception was not only thus established, but was, to say the least, fiendishly thorough. We may find the college man in his room at almost any time, deep in dissertation most thought-provocative. This with no reference to the style of thought, nor yet the degree of provocation. Here are discussed the relative merits of the various brands, with an eye to effects—relatively immediate, not after. At times, some personality more enlightened will so outdo himself as to introduce the subject of literature, the Classics, or something equally preposterous, only to be favored with tolerant smiles, or silent contempt. This person then either seeks out some uncouth cell in which to console himself as misunderstood, or joins that segregated sect so common to a college, who hold themselves serenely aloof, secure in their mental excellence. This is a pitfall unknown apparently to those who make a point of counsel. At any rate, our above friend the author of college stories neglected to mention it. Even Mr. Marks failed us. We look about us expectantly, seeking the college atmosphere so vivid in our story. Here passes a man clad in what is called a camel's hair sweater. Presently another passes, and ere long several more—all similarly attired. Then when we are almost in a state of transport, a gentleman passes who is not wearing one, and the effect is gone. We then pause to pronounce a fervid curse upon all authors and their descendants—the blow being too great. Now we find the fine old game of golf being imposed upon. Were it only played by the amateur thereof we would probably not have a great need for the links. As it is we do not deem them so necessary to golfers whose main point seems to be carrying a few clubs through ft' • ?• % a 7i in ..y . ^V< K ,Mmw¥ link*,' tWlHM*r i ••».• i.i#:^f; 'W«i?lJPl ft 6 *--'m>W-*M:VMwIm- -..••.-»" •• •••-, ''3 ••• • J'-..'t :•'"* "-•'•':-''*':'4R-'-* • * ' ,' ,; \ • ,"•' i •'.5-.'; *' a t ' : • ' ' •• BWr iWMfff-i "*• 4Z!< >"*y'v &&m&X,-i%m mte$$zm %' . ' § • •' :1 •:Jpf /M-'- :.'• | J • ' ' • ' . ' ; . 8 ^SLUWHI ^ yJH Urn H W .' : » . - .,' '$0M$£^ GROUP OF AUBURN AND CLEMSON ALUMNI AT DANCES, SCHENECTADY, N. Y. Top row, left to right: Everett Williams, Clemson, '22; Chandler Ricker, Clemson, '23; \V. F. Wray, Clemson, '23; K. H. Stough, Auburn, '23; John Thomas, Auburn, '19; Cary Gamble, Auburn, '23; W. A. Guess, Auburn, '18, W. P. White, Clemson, '00; F. E. Dunham, Ckmson, '23; F. R Dea-kins, Auburn, '14; T. F. Barton, Clemson, '07. Second row: H. S. Fullwood, Auburn, '21; George Pollock, Auburn, '22; A. M. Perdue, Auburn, '23; C. S. Sheally, Auburn; J. F. Nettles, Auburn, '23; Shelby Martin, '20; Gene Reid, Auburn, '21; R. S. Reed, Auburn, '21; E.B. Weedon, Auburn, '22; C. I. Haas,1 Clemson, '21; E. B. Plenge, Clemson, '07; Julian Webb, Clemson, '23; F. E. Thomas, Clemson, '22. town, or mistreating a threesome in the front yard before an admiring public. We are troubled for some time at moving picture shows. What benefit we ask ourselves does the average undergraduate hope to derive from uproariously greeting each acquaintance as he or she— usually she—appears on the screen? This is probably a nice point in courtesy which we, being remarkably stupid, are unable to fathom. We make this conjecture for the following reason: We have concluded that the college student is essentially chivalrous from the fact that in the event of any young woman's entering this same picture show, accompanied or not by a male escort, the audience, with instinctive courtesy, rises en masse and greets the fair one at the top of its voice. She will usually respond with the faintest of maidenly blushes, whereupon the assemblage resumes its seat, well pleased with itself. We again pause to marvel at the genious of our author. We remember a description of a convocation in one of the student's dens in our story. The discussion is on. Suggestions are advanced for solution of political and economical problems, wonderful in their simplicity and applicability—indicative of perspicuity and deep-seated thought. Fired with hope we rush to the nearest of the nightly gatherings peculiar to our neighborhood, yet strangely absent from our book. We break in, alas, on something like this: "Talkin' 'bout strong licker, they was two guys at home bought a quart one night, they knocked the top off the botttle and they both passed out." Then from a more remote corner: "Two birds at home got together one night. One of 'em says Let's get some licker, and they both passes out." This is indicative of the college man's proneness to exaggeration and more could be enlarged upon, but that would require another essay and in a more serious vein. However, while on the subject of expansion of that kind we are forcibly reminded of the dances, socalled, that arc held in our college from time to time. Suffice it to say that we once heard dancers referred to as "exponents of the art of Terpsichore, most graceful of the Muses," and if this be so, then the art of fair Muse has been expounded with a thoroughness and diversity wonderful in its interpretative value and originality of rendition. We here again pause to advance the veiled question as to how grace can be exemplified without the aid of motion, or, to put it lightly, in an apparent state of rest. However, the object of the modern dances (ulterior) seems to be striving to look like a painting by John Held, Jr. What is still more pathetic is the fact that most of the young hopefuls succeed only too well. We had intended to close this, our attempt, with a panegyric, but since the Faculty is to be the object of our attention, an elegy suggests itself. We feel, however, that we must waive the prerogative. Entertaining, as we do, a high regard for the Ancients we find ourselves unable to deny their slighest wish, let alone to consider disobedience of that grand old mandate— De mortuis nil nisi bonum—. A FRIEND IN NEED "We'll be friends to the end." "Lend me ten dollars." "That's the end." —Bison. Saint Peter: "Have you ever been intoxicated, young man?" Gob: "No, Saint Peter, I was in the Navy." —Log. After many years of service as a direct-current generator, this original application in the steel industry in 1891—in the Edgar Thompson Works of the Carnegie Steel Co., Bessemer, Pa.—ended its days as a motor in ths pattern shop. W h e r e Westinghouse Blazed t h e T r a il Steel Industry Textile Manufacturing Paper Making Rubber Industry Material Handling Motion Picture Industry Meat Packing Railroading Ship Building And Others in Electrification of Industry In 1891 the first electric motor was put to work in a steel mill. In 1905 the first large rolling mill motor, and in 1906, the first reversing mill motor were also installed in steel mills. These motors—all Westinghouse Motors -—were history-makers in the steel industry. Other industries too have profited by Westinghouse engineering pioneering. -—In the textile industry, individual motor drive became a reality in 1902, in the Sauguoit Silk Co., Philadelphia, Pa. —In the rubber industry, Westinghouse ideas as originally applied in 1900, are today the standard method of application in plants throughout the world. —In the handling of materials at the world's great shipping centers, in the manufacturing of paper, in the motion picture industry, in coal mining, in meat packing, railroading, ship building—in fact, in every branch of human activity can be found progress and profits traceable directly to the pioneering of Westinghouse Engineers. Westinghouse ACHIEVEMENT 8 OPPORTUNITY r THE PLAINSMAN MM i Exchanges The following testimonial was received by a medicine company: "Gentlemen: My wife took a bottle of your medicine and died. I am married again. Please send me another bottle." , Joe: "What's the best way to find a woman out?" Francis W.: "Go around to her t§>use when she's not in." # NO SAD ONES AROUND I've heard the night-hawk's plaintive wail, «I've heard the whistle of the quail, But there's one sound I've yet to hear And that's the blubber of the whale. —University of Chicago Phoenix. Love is like a photographic plate —it takes a dark room to develop it.—Black and Blue Jay. There are three classes of women; the intellectual, the beautiful land the majority. A little moonlight now and then Marries off the best of men. ' He (pressing her velvet cheek to his)—"My rose." She (as she encounters his beard) a —"My cactus." Teacher caught Billy in mischief and called him to account. i-"Billy, what will you do if I call up your mother and tell her what you've done?" "You can't. My first mama's gone on her honeymoon with my new papa, and my old papa has gone on his honeymoon with my new mama." Teacher: "Johnny, spell bricks." Johnny: "Brix." Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'bricta." •-»—•.'-• •—s—s Johnny: "What do it spell?" Julius: "The girl I marry must lhave common sense." Fresh.: "She won't." Some people's record would not sound well on their phonographs. Grade Crossing Watchman (from tower): What do you want down there? Muddled Citizen: Shave an' hair- cut—hie. Mike: "This is a great country, Pat." Pat: "And how's that?" Mike: "Shure, th' paper sez yez can buy a five dollar money order jjov three cents." After an exhaustive inquiry, the „ Senate investigating committee has ., revealed the fact that Edward Bok was once editor of the Ladies' Home Journal. I MOST UNUSUAL "Don't you smell something burn- ' i n g ? " "No; I don't think I do." "I don't either; but most people do if you ask them." —Boston Transcript. Koehler: "How do you like exams?" Rhoades: "Oh, just fine. I usually have to give an encore." ' Mr. P i : "What are you late for?" Edith R.: "For class I suppose." A GOOD REASON One day Eve was sitting in the garden sewing and Adam came out and sat down beside her. Said he, "I believe I'll name the animals; I think I'll call that one over there an elephant, that one a tiger and this next one a lion." Said Eve: "Why do you want to call that one a lion, Adam?" "Because it looks so much like one." "Gan you swim?" jfCan I? Fellow, I usedl i t o be a tiauic cop in Venice."—Uouo. "Miss uuiuii nuius lo UK' idea mm iuarnuges are maue in tiea-r Veil." "Well, it must be comforting lo ner. Mie hasn't much chance down nere." WOULDN'T STOP HER "No, Herbert, I am sorry; but 1 am sure we could not be happy together, "i'ou know 1 always want my own way in everything." "but, my dear girl, you could go on wanting it after ..we were married." Some girls really aren't bad, they're just broadminded. —Widow. First Gold Dust Twin: "Did we make a clean-up?" Second Gold Dust Twin: "No, Lux against us." —Yellow Jacket. Father: "How is it, young man, that I find you kissing my daughter? How is it, I ask you?" Sofa Squeezer: "Oh, great, Great!" REVERSAL OF SENTIMENT There once was a goofy young swain, Regarded by girls with disdain, Till at football he played, Kicked a goal while fans prayed; Now he keeps 'em away with a cane. —Phoenix. CATCHES THEM YOUNG Delinquency in studies decreased sixty percent last year at Lawrence college, Appleton, Wisconsin. It is believed by the college authorities that the improvement was largely the result of freshman courses in "HOW TO STUDY." A GOOD AD. FOR DAYLO —-Cop :-"Whflt" ape you- leektcg- for Mister?" Searcher: "My pocket-book." "Are you sure you lost it here?" "No, I lost it up near the Astor." "Why, that's about ten blocks from this corner." "I know it, but the light's better here."—Exchange. TEMPUS FUGIT She: "Just think, we have been married twenty-four hours." He: "Yes, it seems as though it were just yesterday." —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. A CROSS SUITOR First Sorority Girl: "Did Jerry act nasty when you gave him back his pin?" Second Ditto: "I should say he did. The horrid thing took out his nail file and scratched a cross on the back of the pin." First S. G.: "Well, what's that to you?" Second S. G.: "Why, there were four crosses there already." —Green Gander. EIGHT CLUBS, DOUBLED "Deacon Jones," said the Parson, "will you lead us in prayer?" As he received no response, he repeated, "Deacon Jones, will you lead?" The deacon, roused from slumber, blurted out, "Lead yourself; I just dealt."—Exchange. PHRASES OF YESTERYEAR Sweet sixteen and never been kissed. Here's a dime, Johnny. Take the bucket and run around the corner. I'm saving my lips for the man I marry. No gentleman ever becomes intoxicated in the presence of ladies. Save it until later, old man, here comes the ladies. Youngest in a family of fifteen. —Exchange. "Who is making that gurgling sound?" _,__ "Prof,. I am trying to swallow the line yon are throwing." NEWELL & LIPSCOMB X THE TIGER DRUG STORE PHONE 260 Everything Handled in a Good Drug Store FRATERNITY HOUSES BUY YOUR Groceries Wholesale THRU WEE-WEE MATTHEWS At the Sigma Nu House GREENE & WATTS °™££A MEN'S OUTFITTERS AND SHOES The Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes The Daily Dozen By Chester C. Conner At many weddings the happy man is the bride's father. A penitentiary is a cold storage plant where they keep bad eggs. Dad's pocket book trimmed Mother's hat—and vice versa. Now that woman has a permanent wave, will some one invent a permanent shave? The sharpest thing about some men is the crease in their trousers. A spinster is interested in a man even if he can only make smoke rings. A man's fortune may be in six figures—a woman's is usually in one. Shortness is a virtue in sermons and pie crust. An enterprising undertaker puts one of his-business cards in every quart the bootlegger sells. Hair and work go not together— for instance, bald heads, and the chin of a woman. Some men would be jealous if their wives flirted a table cloth out the back door. An acid disposition is preserved in family jars. WILSONIAN SOCIETY ELECTS OFFICERS At the last meeting of the Wil-sonian Literary Society something extraordinary happened after the president had called the meeting to order. A twenty-five dollar picnic was planned. There's nothing to prevent its success but the twenty-five dollars. This important event will take place Friday night at Yarbrough Springs at seven o'clock. All members are urged to pray for the "moon to shine." The society has completed a most successful year. Next year it is planned to make it even tfigger and better and plans were discussed at the meeting whereby this can be accomplished. A loving cup was selected to be given to the best inter society debaters of next year. In addition, the following officers were elected' to serve during the first semester of the 1924-25 session: President, B. W. Creel; Vice- President, A. L. Scott; Secretary, Clara Nale; Treasurer, F. Mullins; Critic, J. Palmer; Beporter, Mildred Cheshire; Sergeant-at-Arms, M. Salz-man. Miss Emma Godwin The Auburn Hat Shop Auburn - - - Alabama COPELAND & EARNEST STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES —FEEDS— Phone 125 Auburn, Ala. Auburn Students! We Welcome You! Our Service for Auburn Men at all times MITCHELLS BARBER SHOP AUBURN ALABAMA J. W. Wright, Jr jComplete Line of Furnishings for Auburn Students NEXT TO THE POSTOFF1CE AUBURN, ALABAMA W. R. ABBOTT Photographer Opelika and Auburn IN AUBURN TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS For Storage During Summer Months SEE G. F. COLLIER Auburn Shoe Fixery y •v Published in the interest of Electrical Development by en Institution that will be helped by what' ever helps the Industry. To you capitalists — the class of '24 Your college training is in truth a capital. Its value is not fixed, but depends on the way you invest it. Some men demand a quick return — a high percentage of profit. Others look more to the solidity of the investment. The man of speculative^mind may stake all on the lure of a high starting salary, without a thought to the company which gives it or where this may lead him in ten years. True, his opportunism may reap exceptional profit; or else a loss. The man who knows that great things develop slowly will be content with six months' progress in six months' time—provided he is investing that time in a company which offers him a future. You who are about to invest, satisfy yourself that the security you are getting is gilt-edged. testertt Electric Since 1869 makers and distributors of electrical equipment Number 40 of a series f 1 /*9L -w 1 6 THE PLAINSMAN TIGERS BREAK EVEN IN GEORGIA SERIES (Continued from Page 1) was good enough to win ninety-nine and forty-four hundredths games out of a possible hundred. This was the last game to be played on the campus, and it was fitting that the local season should end up with a victory. With the team playing real baseball now, the cohorts of Georgia Tech and Georgia may exxpect some interesting evehts during the Auburn invasion next week. FIRST GAME Box Score GEORGIA Middlebrooks, 3b Watson, 2b Richardson, ss . Thomasson lb - Ramsey, rf Allen, If Moore, cf __ -- Powers, c .- Chambers, p AB 4 3 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 R 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 II 0 1 0 2 2 1 1 1 1 PO 0 1 1 11 0 0 2 12 0 PLAINSMAN STAFF HOLDS BANQUET (Continued from Page 1) Totals 34 5 AUBURN AB R Stewart, 3b 5 1 Allen, cf - 5 1 Market, rf 5 0 Griffin, 2b 4 0 Harrison, lb - - - 2 0 'Fancher, l b '. 1 0 Self, If 4 1 Ansley, ss 3 0 Davis, c 4 0 Hines, p 3 0 "Maury 1 0 9 27 10 H PO A 3 2 1 2 2 9 3 5 1 2 0 0 Totals 37 3 10 27 14 3 'Batted for Harrison in the sixth. "Batted for Hines in the ninth. Score by innings: Georgia 000 210 200—5 Auburn . . I 010 000 020—3 Two base hits: Self, Stewart (2). Home runs: Ramsey. Sacrifice hits: Watson (2); Richardson. 1 Stolen bases: Watson, Griffin. Struck out: By Chambers 10, by Hines 2. Bases on.balls: Off Chambers 2, off Hines 1. Passed balls: Davis, Powers. Time of game: 1 hour, 45 min. Umpires: Schuessler and Seay. SECOND GAME Box Score Young, the new Business Manager, could not escape the sharp eye of the tciastmaster and two speeches was the result. A former Editor-in- Chief of the college weekly, Alex Saunders, was also a guest and made a splendid talk with words of advice. The remainder of the time was given to short talks from various members of the | staff of this } -aland of the incoming staff. It was concluded with a farewell speech from Fred Alingren. Quite informal in nature, the banquet was an occasion of enjoyment for all present and plans were made for a continuance of the precedent which has been set. A keener interest in student publications was made manifest and The Plainsman appreciates the many kind words of congratulation which were spoken by various speakers in its behalf. which made it so enjoyable. In addition to the members of this year's staff the following were present as guests at the banquet: Dr. Spright Dowell, Dr. Rupert Taylor, Prof. H. G. Grant, Mr. Dimmitt, Alex Saunders, Earl Lutz, Fred Hahn, W. E. Glenn, W. A. Young, J. M. Dean, Dean Peterson, Miss Emily Hare, W. D. Horton, Dryden Baughman, E. D. Ball, Douglas McLaren, and C. D. Eber sole. William L. Hicks, secondary education, Opelika; Frank Louis Hol-man, electrical engineering, York; Henderson Looney Holman, Jr., architecture, Ozark; Newton Yager Horn, electrical engineering, Monte valio; Jonn Home, mecnanicai engineering, Ensley; Leslie Raymond Housel, electrical engineering, Latnrop; jeercy narry Howard, civil engineering, Carbon Hill; Lucius Benton Howell, architecture, Marion; Charles Hanson Jonnson, electrical engineering, Camp Hill; Joseph Thoreau Joiin.sou, "tectne-al engineering, Meltonsville; Herman U. Jones, chemical engineering, Dothan; Andrew Feagiu Kel-iey, architectural engineering, Midway; August Jonn Kling, electrical engineering, Mobile; James Ernest Lambert, agriculture, Darlington; Hubert Eugene Lambert, Jr., agriculture, Darlington; Alonzo Sylvester Leath, Jr., agriculture, Auburn; Otto K. LeBron, mechanical engineering, Wetumpka; It was the spirit of the occasion . E d w a r d Jefferson Levy, ele»- C S. Whittelsey, Jr. OPELIKA, ALABAMA SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES RALSTON SHOES And Many Other Articles in Men's Wear 1 ELABORATE PLANS FOR COMMENCEMENT (Continued from Page 1) GEORGIA AB R Middlebrooks, 3b 3 Watson, 2b . .. Richardson, ss Thomasson, lb Ramsey, rf . .. Allen, If Moore, cf Powers, c Sales, p Totals AUBURN Stewart, 3b Allen, cf Market, rf _ _. Fancher, l b . .. Griffin, 2b Harrison, If .. Ansley, ss Davis, c Knight, p Totals . -.- . 1 . 3 . 3 . . 3 3 3 3 3 25 AB . 4 4 3 . 3 2 . 3 3 3 3 28 Score by innings Georgia Auburn Called at end Summary: Earned runs: 1. 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 R 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .-.000 . . . 0 10 H PO A 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 1 0 0 12 1 0 2 8 0 24 0 4 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 10 H PO A 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 1 9 6 1 1 1 1 24 001 000 eighth accoun Auburn 2; 2 2 0 1 3 0 2 1 3 14 00- 01- E 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 E 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 -1 -2 rain. Georg '1 $ ia 1 Home runs: Fancher, Stewart. Double plays: Allen to Griffin; Knight to Griffin. Struckout: Sale 9. Base on balls: off Knight 1; Sale 1. Pf! Left on bases: Auburn 3; Georgia 2.' !•* <|JH Time of game: 1 hour, 15 min. ' Umpires: Schuessler and Seay. Emma: "I understand you have a Wrigleys girl now." Campbell: "How do you get that way?" . Emma: "You are with her after every meal." A daring woman is much more easy to handle than a woman dared.— Widow. 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