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VOL. XXXIX AUBURN, ALABAMA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1925 NUMBER
COMMANDM-ANNOUNCES J " ™ j " 2
ARTILLERY CADET OFFICERS E S n S
J. B. Paterson Is Appointed
Colonel; F. S. Arant Lt. Col;
Total of 83 Officers Named
J. B. Paterson will be the commander
of the Field Artillery Unit,
according to announcement by Major
John E. Hatch, commandant, today.
F. S. Arant was appointed to act as
second in command. In the selection
of senior student officers for this
year eighteen men were selected. Following
is a list of those selected:
J. B. Paterson, Commander Field
Artillery Unit.
F. S. Arant, Second in Command.
J. P. Mansfield, Commander First
Platoon.
G. Ashcraft, Commander Second
Platoon.
Captains:
J. M. Spencer, Regimental Adjutant.
C. V. Ingram, Regimental Personell
Adjutant.
W. E. Hooper, Commander Battery
"A."
F. G. Crow, Battery "B."
C. D. McLeod, Battery "C."
, J. F. Spann, Battery "D."
P. M. Mclntyre, Battery "E."
E. C. Dean, Battery "F."
J. A. Greene, Battery "G."
H. A. Small, Battery "H."
First Lieutenants:
C. C. Belcher, Adjutant First Bat-tallion.
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'Battallion.
O. T. Ivey, Personell Adjutant
First Battallion.
i W. T: Sandifer, Personell Adjutant
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Second Battallion.
Photographer Begins
Work On The Pictures
For The Glomerata
A representative of White's Studio,
of New York, arrived in Auburn
Thursday to begin making pictures
for the Glomerata. The Freshmen will
have their pictures made first, cards
being mailed to each Freshman with
the time and date for his picture
to be made. Each student who has
a class at the time his picture is scheduled
will be excused from that class
for fifteen minutes. The hours for
making pictures are 8:15 a. m. to
3:45 p.m.
Cooperation on the part of the
students in making the pictures is absolutely
necessary. If for any reason
a student cannotf be present when
his time is stated on the card he
should see someone immediately at
the Glomerata office and make arrangements
for another period. The
time for making upperclassmen pictures
will be announced later. Anyone
desiring to have their picture
made by appointment should attend
to this as soon as possible.
The studio is located in the Glomerata
office in the basement of
Alumni Hall.
DELIVERY OF PLAINSMAN
To be Cadet First Lieutenants:
Smith, M. B., Battery "A."
McElderry, J. W., Battery "A."
Young, J. L., Battery "B."
Brown, F. L., Battery "B."
Mims, D., Battery "C."
Leary, R. V., Battery "C."
Maples, E. S., Battery "D."
Guy, J., Battery "D."
Greene, C. E., Battery "E."
Houston, J. G., Battery "E."
McNeill, G. R., Battery "F."
Wilson, R., Battery "F."
Smith, C. D., Battery " G"
Wise, O. F., Bait3ry"G"
-Riser,. G. M , Batter/ "H."
Nelson, L. L., Battery "H."
Crump, T. W., Band.
Some students have complained—
Ttrt."Wrtts5r-oT•• their failure t'O
receive their copy of The Plainsman.
Students who have a box
at the postoffice will have their
paper placed in the box. All students
who do not have boxes
may get a copy by applying at
the general delivery window.
A CLASS IN PLAY
WRITING ORGANIZED
Formerly Chief of Bureau of Plant
Industry of State Agricultural
Department
To be Cadet Second Lieutenants:
Virgin, C. W., Battery "A."
Naftel, J. A., Battery "A."
Pritchett, J. C, Battery "A."
Helms, 0. C, Battery "B."
Harrell, S. P., Battery "B."
Johnson, J. H., Battery "B."
Watt, E. C, Battery "C."
Jackson, J. B., Battery "C."
Drake, R. S., Battery "C."
Pruitt, D. C, Battery "D."
Horn, J. P., Battery "D."
Gill, A. C, Battery "D."
McLain, C. E., Battery "E." _,
Morris, S. R., Battery "E."
Bonifay, S. A., Battery "E."
Smith, C. A., Battery "F."
Johnson, J. P., Battery "F."
Young, C. A., Battery " F ."
Pride, R. E., Battery "G."
Pollard, J. L., Battery "G."
Huggihs, K. L., Battery "G."
Wilson, W. W., Battery "H."
Summers, C. R., Battery "H."
The "Auburn Players" inaugurated
their new season Monday night.
Plans have been made for presenting
at least three plays of pure comedy
in Langdon Hall this year. The
first play will be "You're Next," by
Harry L. Hamilton, tTIe director.
A class in play writing will be
organized by the "Auburn Players"
under the direction of Professor
Hamilton. The class will be limited-ed
to twelve members who will be
chosen for their ability.
Those who are interested in any
phase of dramatic work—play production,
writing, directing, acting,
costume designing or lighting effects
are cordially invited to make appli-cotion
for membership and arrange
for a try out.
Otto Brown, chief of the Bureau
of Plant Industry of the State Department
of Agriculture, Montgomery
has been appointed to, and
has accepted, a position as extension
specialist in forestry, effective in
October, according to announcement
made today by Prof. L. N. Duncan,
director.
The position which Mr. Brown will
fill is a new one. It was created by
the Clarke McNary Forestry Act of
Congress, June 7, 1924.
The object of his work will be to
assist owners of farms in establishing
improving and- renewing wood*
lands, shelter belts, windbreaks, and
other valuable forest growths, in
growing and renewing useful timber
crops and in marketing and utilizing
the same.
The work which Mr. Brown will
do will be done cooperatively with
the State Forestry Commission, Page
S. Bunker, Montgomery, as state
forester. Under a memorandum of
agreement, Prof. Duncan says that
the two lines of work will supplement
each other, and that those engaged
therein will cooperate in order to
make their work of maximum importance.
A very fine T>lan has been
arranged.
Mr. Brown is $n alumnus of the
Alabama Polytechnic] Institute, located
here, of the class of 1914. One
year later he received his Master of
Science degree; and continually
thereafter, with the exception' of the
time he spent in the army during the
World War, he has been engaged in
horticultural work. His experience
has included teaching, research, and
also the regulatory work which he
has done in his present position.
SIX NEW OFFICERS
ADDED TO LOCAL
MILITARY BRANCH
Auburn's R.O.T.C. Unit Now Has
Eleven'Instructors
*SrJiMr£i m AM™ TO KM'0
• u r a n u s STATION MADE BY COLKI
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FIVE DOLLAR COLD
PIECE DE OVEN FOR
SPORTS HEADING
To be Cadet Second Lieutenants:
Adkins, T. R., Cadet Instructor.
Blown, R. Y., Cadet Instructor.
f Cornelius, F. 0., Cadet Instructor.
I f Creel, R. N., Cadet Instructor.
' Foy, S. R., Cadet Instructor.
Gilmer, B. S., Cadet Instructor.
Hill, G. H., Cadet Instructor.
Honeycutt, E. J., Cadet Instructor.
Howie, L. W., Cadet Instructor.
Jenkins, J. M., Cadet Instructor.
tJohnson, M. D., Cadet Instructor.
jKillian, D. W., Cadet Instructor.
Kinzer, W. L., Cadet Instructor,
elly, T. J., Cadet Instructor.
CHEMICAL SOCIETY MEETS
Did you attend the first meeting
of the Chemical Society last Wednesday
night? Then you missed a treat.
But don't get dishearted for the society
will meet again next Wednesday
nite and all other Wednesday
nites. The society meets on the second
floor of the main building at seven
o'clock. We are not only looking for
you to be there but we are expecting
to give you a program that will be
both interesting and instructive. The
chemistry professors are going to
help us and we are going to make
the Chemical Society the biggest and
best it has ever been.
Meet us next Wednesday night and
see for yourself.
A five dollar gold piece will be
awarded by the Auburn Printing
Company to the student who designs
the most appropriate heading for the
sports page of The Plainsman. It is
the purpose of the donors to work in
coordination with The Plainsman in
stimulating interest among the students
and to secure the best heading
for the sports page.
The following rules must be observed
: The drawing must not be over
seven columns wide, (a column is
2 S-4 inches wide). It must be not
less than three inches in heighth and
not over four inches. The drawing
must be turned in to The Plainsman
office before next Friday at noon.
The drawing must be original.
Prof. Osborne of the Architectural
Department, Mr. Dimmitt, director of
student activities, and a member of
The Plainsman staff will act as
judges.
Four new officers have been added
to the Military Department to fill
the vacancies caused by the transfer
of officers whose four year term was
terminated at the close of school last
year. In addition to the four officers,
two officers have been added"to the
staff which makes a total of eleven
officers on duty here.
The new officers are: Captain B.
Conn Anderson; First Lieutenants
William B. Leitch, Crowell E. Pease,
Bennett H. Bowley, Wilson B. Hig.
gin and Alfred H. Gruenther.
Captain Anderson comes to Auburn
from Fort Sill, Okla. He attended the
University of Texas.
Lieutenant Pease comes from Fort
Bragg, N. C, where he was stationed
with the 17th Field Artillery. He received
his A. B. degree from Colby
College in 1910.
Lieutenant Bowley has been ordered
to duty at Auburn from the District
Engineers Office, Portland,
Oregon. At present he is on sick leave
of absence and will not arrive in
Auburn until the middle of October.
Lieutenant Higgins comes from the
Second Engineers and from duty at
Fort Bliss, Texas. He received a C.
E. degree from Rennselaer Polytechnic
Institute. He is also a graduate
of the United States Military Academy,
having graduated I.-....:re in 1920.
Lieutenant. Grue.»'.hei. con ^ from'.
Foreign Service in the Phillipines to
duty here. He has not reported yet
and it is not definitely known when
he will reach Auburn. He graduated
from the United States Military Academy
in 1918.
The old officers still on duty are
Major John E. Hatch, P. M. S. and T.;
Captain George H. Cushman, in
charge of the Field Artillery Unit;
Captain Thomas J. Jackson, in charge
of the Infantry Unit; Captain Kenneth
G. Althaus, in addition to his
other duties will act as adjutant of
the Military Department; Lieutenant
Chas. P. Jones, in addition to his
other duties will command the enlisted
detachment and have supervision
of the animals and stables.
The following officers have been
transferred: Captain Louis J. Comp-ton,
who has gone to Fort SiU, Okla.,
where he will attend the Field Artillery
School; Captain Jasper M. Groves,
has been assigned to the 11th Infantry,
Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indiana;
Captain Louis A. Pick has been assigned
to the District Engineers Office
at New Orleans, Louisanna; Lieutenant
Vere A. Beers, completed his
four years duty and is assigned to
the 29th Engineers, Fort Humphreys,
Virginia. •
Spirited Meeting Marks First Get
Together of Student Body; New
Coaches Make Their First
Appearance
College Night and the first mass
meeting of the year was staged in
Langdon Hall Saturday night under
the direction of the Y. M. C. A.
The first to make his appearance
on the scene, was Red Reborts, the
Tiger cheer leader, followed by the
band. They were immediately followed
by Dr. Dowell, Coach Morey,
Coach Papke, C. B. Burgoyne, president
of the Y. M. C. A., Captain
Harkins and several other of the
Tiger Warriors.
Dr. Dowell took the platform as the
first interceder for the Auburn Spirit
and College Night. He assured the
students of the loyal support of the
faculty and himself in particular at
the football games this season, and
exhorted them to replenish the true
"Old Auburn Spirit," especially emphasizing
the upright conduct to be
maintained on all occasions. He
departed from his central topic
for a short but urgent plea for the
students to take a more active interest
in their own organization, the
Y. M. C. A.
Student Council Names
Social Committee Fon
The Following Year
Ai the meeting of the Student
Council , members for the Social
Committee for the year 1925-26 were
elected. Four men from the Senior
Class, three from the Junior Class,
two from the Sophomore Class and
one man from the Freshman Class
were selected to serve on the committee.
R. E. Pride, chairman, C. W. All-good,
C. V. Ingram and E. E. Mfc-
Call were selected from the Senior
Class. E. A. Pruit, W. J. New and
J. M. Booth were selected from the
Junior Class. H. C. Hopson and L. S.
Whitten were selected from the Sophomore
Class and Rat Cheatham was
selected from the Freshman Class.
Broadcasting Power Increased]
To 1000 Watts; Regular]
Programs To Be Broad
casted.
LT.COL WILLS PASSES
AWAY, CAMP PERRY
Y.M.C.A. HOLDS ITS
MEETING SUNDAY
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McMullan, C. W., Cadet Instructor.
Pruett, J. D., Cad^t Instructor.
Salter, G. D., Cadet Instructor.
Sellers, W. G., Cadet Instructor.
Spann, M. S., Cadet Instructor.
Spencer, H. C, Cadet Instructor.
Spinks, L., Cadet Instructor.
Stain, R. W., Cadet Instructor.
Beavers, M. F., Band.
Bilbe, G. P., Band.
McConnell. L. F., Band.
Positions On Staff
Of The Plainsman
Any students, Freshmen included,
who are interested in
working on The Plainsman staff
call by The Plainsman office Monday
or Tuesday afternoon from
two o'clock until five and from
seven p. m. until 9:30, and leave
your name and address for an assignment
or.tryout.
There are a. few vacancies to
be filled on the staff and a number
of appointments to be made
on the Reporters Club. Previous
experience is not necessary.
The Y. M. C. A. had its opening
meeting last Sunday afternoon at
two o'clock.
Miss Alberta Proctor, president for
the year, presided over the meeting
and gave an interesting talk as an
introduction to the meeting. This was
a welcome to the Freshmen and the
new girls. ^
There were several talks given.
Miss Emily Hare presented the student
and sorority question to the girls
and Miss Celeste Nesbitt gave an old
Freshman's point of view of college
life. Miss Dobbs and Miss Harris gave
talks on the attitude of the faculty
toward the^ Women Students in Y. W.
C. A. They also gave a survey of the
ideals and aims of the Y. W. C. A.,
and charged the new girls with the
mission of holding up these ideals.
The devotional exercises were led
by Beth Siebold. Dorothy Taylor led
the musical part of the program.
This meeting enjoyed a large attendance
and was a most successful
opening.
"I have a profound love for athletics,"
said Dr. Dowell, "I shall go so
far into the football game as I am
able. I can and will be with every
j mar: ov. the team in every game and
I shall endeavor to play football so
far as I can. Let's be 100 percent
in loyalty, in faith, and on the field.
Mr. Captain, we are going to give
you all the support you need, and
we want you to keep the reputation
in the future that Auburn has for
clean sports in the past."
Coach Morey urged the necessity
for secret practice up until the Birmingham-
Southern game so that he
might be able to give his full, undivided
attention to the players. The
implicit confidence that the students
have in Coach Morey will surely
guarantee the fullfilling of his request
that they control their curiosity
for a while longer. He expressed
his love for Auburn and his admiration
for the fine cooperation of the
students and team.
"I am an Auburn man with all
my soul, heart, and body," said Coach
Morey. "I don't promise you that
will will lick Georgia Tech, Texas, nor
Georgia but if you will save your
money and follow that team and
back them, wherever they may go;
there will be none better in the
world."
Coach Papke commented briefly
upon the famous Auburn spirit and
the part that enthusiasm plays in
winning games.
Captain "Red" Harkins sounded
his note of appreciation for such
bright outlook for the coming season.
He predicted that we were facing the
best season we have ever had and he
believed that the Tiger team is going
to play real old genuine Auburn
football this year. "Red" made an
appeal to the students to eat at the
Student's Co-op Mess Hall to help
the athletes. "Bull" McFaden and
"Bozo" Self expressed their opinion
of the coming Tiger team.
A few yells were practiced and
the old "pep machine" was started to
rolling again. A number of "Rats"
grouped together after the meeting
and gave yells on the streets.
College night is given under the
direction of the Y. M. C. A. It serves
as a means for the students to get
together and discuss the plans of the
Y. M. C. A., to become acquainted
with the Y. M. C. A. work, and to re*
vive the "old Auburn Spirit" for the
coming football season.
Mr. C. B. Burgoyne, president of
the Y. M. C. A., was chairman of
the meeting.
Lieutenant-Colonel William Dunbar
Wills, who attended Auburn in
1892-96, died suddenly while in active
service at Camp Perry, Ohio,
September 5. William D. Wills, Jr.,
his son, who is a member of The
Plainsman staff, left immediately
upon receiving the news for Philadelphia,
his home.
Lieutenant-Colonel Wills was a
special student in pharmacy at Auburn
from 1892 to 1896. He later
had two brothers who graduated from
Auburn. He was a substitute on the
football team and was considered the
best pitcher that Auburn had in baseball
at that time. He was a member
of the Sigma Nu fraternity and took
part in a number of other college
activities.
After leaving Auburn, Lieutenant-
Colonel Wills went as a volunteer to
the Spanish-American war, and in
1902 joined the regular army as a
private. He stayed in service for
several years and rose from captain
in 1916 to major during the World
war and in 1921 was made Lieutenant-
Colonel, the commission he held
when he died.
broadcasting i
AUBURN BENEFITS
FROM TWO RAINS
A 3.19 inch rain last Wednesday
and another heavy downpour Saturday
night brought relief from the
drought which has lasted for a greater
part of the summer. The rain on
Wednesday night was the heaviest
that has fallen this summer.
Auburn is well supplied from a
new reservoir near the pumping station.
By noon Thursday a conservative
estimate was that fully 10,000,-
000 gallons of water was impounded
in the reservoir. There is also another
well at the station which has
not been used for a number of years.
This well was connected and has been
furnishing water at a rate of 50,000
gallons per day.
A report has gotten out that water
was being hauled here by the railroad.
This was said by Dr. Dowell to
be groundless. "In fact," he said,
"Auburn has n6t had a serious shortage,
only economical use of it being
necessary. Even before the rain of
Wednesday we were prepared to run
a year without rain.
With this added supply there certainly
will be no more rumors that
Auburn is short on water. We have
an ample supply.
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Auburn has definitely decided^ upon!
and outlined her program ivT radio.1
engineering and broadcasting. Plans /
for it were completed at a 6W &K
ence here this week of rady
gineers, members of the engiti
faculty, the agricultural
service, together with Dr. Sj
Dowell, president. It was the, clin
to Auburn's work in radio I which
dates back to 1922 when V&tor H.
Hanson, publisher of the Binning- A
ham News and Montgomery Adver-.^J
tiser, presented a broadcasting sta-l
tion to the college. Cl
Early this year the Alabama Pow-i
er Company presented her station^
which was located in Birmingham,
Auburn and at the conference here'!
this week arrangements were made
for the extension service to buy additional
equipment which will make
it the last word in radio engineering,,
and also provide for oper*ti»?v<*i»i
station. At their meeting dt
commencement this year,- the boaj
of trustees named it the Victor
Hanson Broadcasting Station and I
cently the call letters WAPI were,
signed by the Department'^pf
merce. The ! additional
. he bonp;bt wfll
from 500 to 1000 watts
large as anyljH
tibn in theSpuyiJTPwiTfTffcruae ev*
ery improvement to date in radio,
broadcasting. ~i$
Carrying out instructions ~o^ the
board of trustees, authorizing the
Extension Service to take these ste]
in radio broadcasting, Prof. L. N]
Duncan, director, called the conference
and assured the engineers that
the Extension Service is now in this
field with a view to putting Auburn
and Alabama to the front in radio
and thereby render a new and broader
educational service which is no1
possible without a first-class _hr-<
casting station.
An enthusiastic member of the
ference was Prof. A. St. C. Dunsl
professor of electrical engineer]
who has been the outstanding lead*
in radio development at Aubiina.
Teaching, research, and broadcasttiBjJ,
have been done under his directlwi
for several years, and he is very haj*-
py that plans have been arranjted
;ind provision made for the complete
radio program which is now assuiJejjL.';...
Others at the conference were George
E. Chase and H. S. Price, radio engineers
of the Western Electric company,
New York, and John S. Shaw
and Chas. I. Kinsey of the sales department,
Birmingham.
An order was placed for the additional
equipment needed. The present
program of development calls for the
beginning of daily broadcasting
some time in December.
PIEDMONT IS NOW
TO STOP IN AUBURN
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Auburn is now a flag station for
trains 33 and 34. This will be very
convenient for students who have a
weakness for spending week-ends in.
Montgomery. Many who have plead
with the conductor to stop the train
in Auburn and taken a leap in the
dark as a last resort welcome this
change very heartily.
Train 34 from Montgomery ar
rives in Auburn at 4:11 a. m. Train
33 travelling towards Montgomery
i gets to Auburn at 7:50 p. m. Both
Co.—What did Longfellow mean I of these trains stop here now if there
when he wrote, "Tell me not in j are any passengers. Auburn has felt
mournful numbers"?
Ed.—He must have been riding
in a taxi.
1
—DePauw Yellow Crab.
the need of more passenger service
for quite a while, and we are proud
that the railroad officials have see
fit to give us this accomodation
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don rate $2.00 per year (88 issues)
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Auburn.
STAFF FOR 1925-26
Ball Editor-in-Chief
Thompson Business Manager
^m EDITORIAL STAFF
Wt. D. Horton Associate Editor
!W. D. Baughman Managing Editor
j j . E. Hixon Assistant Managing Editor
S. H. Lynne - - Assistant Managing Editor
% P. McArdle Sports Editor
l t e V - r - News Editor
insoh Assistant News Editor
,rdner Co-ed Editor
enicins Alumni Editor
h Russell -*- Humor Editor
0. Wall Current Event Editor
D. Greentree Exchange Editor
D. Wills Columnist
'Wise Feature Writer
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REPORTERS
meJ Hare R. G. Lurie
> BUSINESS STAFF
Alvin Smtth - - Assistant Business Manager
C. B. Burgoyne Advertising Manager
W. G. Sjfllers Circulation Manager
IVilliam Frank _-Asst. Circulation Manager
Hides for THE PLAINSMAN to
Iblished the current week must be
handed tovthe Plainsman office not later
than Wednesday night. Articles must be
l^uble spaced typewritten. The office is
jom 4 under Langdon Hall.
TELEPHONE NUMBER 238—-W
/ THE OPENING GAME.
?hce more the time has rolled around
|en we cah count the minutes until that
?er team trots out on the field to pry off
lid of the football season. We all look
Irward for .that time to come and between
iv and next Saturday we want to show
Big^CanjL-that we are behind them,
man Jack of us. Let's make "Smash
fcern" !bur battle cry for the next week.
out your chests and let some "War
" aiup'Eat 'Em Up Tiger" ring out
the Village,
j&dy l e have heard many experiences
about last year's game related and we all
la
jtnow the Play%i' play detail of the game almost
by hearfi^arious plans of conveyance
to Birmingham are being discussed and
sonally, we have been saving our nickels
some time for we know that when
rey unleashes the Tiger Clan
lie is going to be something in store for
[ASH SOUTHERN! Show the big gang
100 per cent behind them and
Eting to the last ditch.
A FIRM HOLD
k This is a leading question in any good
^ d l e g e , as getting the right start affects
^^.scholarship of the student more than
Bthing else.
^W'anjwjejoaf on the job at the beginning
^ F follege and afford to suffer the after
fects? We certainly can not as the consequences
are very severe in most cases.
If the new or old student gets a firm
grip on the art of studying properly at the
opening of the fall term, it is practically
a safe bet that he will continue this essential
duty throughout the term.
It is true that the first semester of the
year comes during the football season and
we have a desire to make every game and
go home the remaining week-ends. But
feyi we aTford to make every game and
let our studies suffer as a result?
Begin good hard study from the start
and once the habit is formed it will be
hard to discontinue. It is also to be remem-
\ bered that the first month or two counts
^largely on our semester average. College
| records show that the largest percentage
I of failures are due to students that don't
make the right adaption from the start, by
assuming a more serious toward their
studjes and devoting more conscientious
time to their preparation.
By proper selection of the course that
fits you properly, it certainly will not be
a burden or hardship to do the work that
course specifies. You have no business at
Auburn if it is a burden, as your time is
more valuable at home.
By hard study ones tim.e is well spent and
the mind will cease to dictate to you to keep
' * 'n lithe go. The student that applies himself
right is highly respected by his professors
and class mates.
Have your fun while at Auburn, support
^the teams one hundred percent, but remem-
^k- that the main purpose in entering col-
HL is to master your course by good hard
» ! d y . After all this is our main purpose in
Btending college.
^Can you afford to pay the price of loafing
by suffering embarrassment of being
sent home for not studying?
THE WORD "RAH"
There is a real reason why college cheers
so frequently contain the word "Rah." According
to studies made by Dr. Irving B.
Crandall and Mr. C. G. Sacia of Bell Telephone
Laboratories, men ordinarily speak
this sound louder than any other vowel. If
the value of 50 be assigned to the amount
of energy delivered by a man's voice to the
air for this particular sound, then its nearest
rival, the sound of "a" as. in "tap"
comes next at 44, and as in "talk" at 37.
Women's voices present quite a contrast
to men's in that there are four vowel
sounds of practically the same loudness.
These are the vowels in "tone," "talk," and
"rah." "Ah" is the easiest sound to produce
because fewer throat and mouth muscles
are tensed; hence it is the basic vowel
sound in most languages.
ALL-COLLEGE NITE
A better exempification of the Auburn
Spirit has never been shown than that displayed
last Saturday night at the first j
mass meeting of the entire sudent body.
This is an excellent indication of a good
spirit throughout the year. Langdon Hall
was filled to capacity and the whole gang
was bubbling over with enthusiasm.
The Freshmen were there for their share
and they sprang forth with an abundant
supply of noise. Let's all learn the yells
and get right for the Birmingham-Southern
game next Saturday.
Dr. Thomas made a wonderful talk on
general health precautions, in Freshman
convocation last Tuesday. He cautioned the
Freshman about the dangers of the mosquito
and told them how to guard against
it. His general health hints were also good.
They were all simple things but they are so
simple that we are apt to neglect them. He
mentioned the care of the teeth, washing
the hands before meals, the importance
of vaccination and other points. He also
requested each Freshman to have a physical
examination made if he had not already
done so. We hear these things quite
often but even then we some times,neglect
them.
The average deduction for charity gifts
revealed by New York's income tax report
is $60.
The various activities of the school are
going full blast once again. If you haven't
lined up with some phase of outside activities
you should do so at once. If you do
not you are not getting all out of your
college life that you should. There is something
that you can do and there is some
organization thai needs you. By helping
it you help yourself. There are four literary
societies in school and all of them are
doing good work. You help them and they
will help you. Line up with one. Do something
!
Studebaker Motor Co. has $17,000,000
in cash left after paying its September
dividend.
Patents are being granted in Washington
at the rate of 200 a day and applications
are filed at the rate of 300 a day. Many
thousands of aplications are awaiting consideration.
Gasoline is selling from tank wagons in
New Orleans at 12 1-2 cents a gallon, 17
cents in New York and 19 3-4 cents in
Omaha. Thirty cities now show a drop in
price of over 2 1-2 cents.
The present Texas drought is the worst
in history of the State. Oak trees two feet
thick have died. Only a 15 per cent cotton
crop will be picked. One bale to thirty acres
will be the average pick. •
General Railway Signal Co. has received
a $5,000,000 order to equip the New York
Central Lines with automatic train control.
Theatrical stars in Germany are now
limited by law to a fee of $75 in their home
town and $125 in other towns for a single
performance.
A cable capable of taking 500 words a
minute will be laid between New Y°rk and
Penzance, via New Foundland.
fcWhat the country really needs is more
ss drivers.—Pathfinder.
The drawback to doing odd jobs about
the house is that they look so darned odd
when finish.—New York Telegram.
In the old days there was nothing that
exactly corresponded to the saxaphone, unless
it was the heeves.—Detroit News.
Los Angeles real estate jnan took his son
out of school because he wasn't taught subdivision-.—
California Graphic.
Thi^ summer, like all other summers, is
the most remarkable summer we ever experienced.—-
Kansas City Stars.
Science can do practically everything for
the modern house except make it a home.—
Arkansas Gazette.
. If yuo strike a man from behind, slap
him on the back.—Exchange.
T
Current Topics
The Conductor of this column asked a
Freshman to cover Convocation Tuesday.
This is what he received:
FRESHMAN CONVOCATION AS A
FRESHMAN SEES IT.
Rat Convocation,
Langdon Hall,
11:80 to 12:00, 9-15-25.
436 Rats present, hair as follows: 186
Mink's Tresses, 76 with hair 5-8 in. long,
35 with hair 3-8 in. long and 25 with hair
1-4 in. long. Temperature 97 deg. F.
A low murmur swells the breeze. The
rats are restless. Hark! Someone sounds a
note on the harpsichord. Music! Orchestra
plays II Trovatore by (Writer is
sorry but he does not know who it is by.)
A gentleman takes his seat on the rostrum.
Soon other men mount and take adjacent
seats.
Bowling, representing the firm of Bowling
& Meyers, hands out, generously, circulars
advertising his vast bargains.
Three other stately gentlemen enter and
take their respective seats on the stage.
The music still swells the breeze. The
rats are impatient. Some naughty rats per-sistjn
talking.
Music ceases at 11:19 3-4.
Clapping.
Temperature has risen to 101 degrees F.
More expected.
The odor of a struck match pervades the
atmosphere.
One of the gentlemen on the stage makes
his way toward the door; invites a few of
the more bashful freshmen in and returns
to his seat.
Dr. Dowell introduces the Methodist minister,
who reads a few passages from the
Bible. The rats then stand to be" blessed.
Prayer over—rats are seated.
Dr. Dowell introduces the president of the
Student Council who tells in a very few
words what a rat CAN DO. Gentlemen on
stage smile cooly. The president of the
Student Council urges the importance of
obeying-the rules as set out in the Rat
Rules. He proceeds to explain each rule and
regulation in such a manner that even the
dumbest freshman can understand both the
rule and the result of disobedience.
Three rats are sleeping peacefully. One
is snoring rather noisily.
Dr. Dowell introduces Prof. Shi who
states he would like to see all Pre-Med rats
and also all rats that have not had the
pleasure of studying Plane Geometry.
A stately gentleman arises and informs
the rats about the modern languages:
French, Spanish, German, Greek, Hebrew,
Yiddish and Chinese. He asks the already
weary freshmen to see him and sign up for
three or four of these for a pastime.
Dr. Dowell next' introduces Maj. Hatch
who informs the rats that they, in the near
future will have seats assigned to them in
Langdon Hall. He explains in detail where
each and every rat is to sit and enjoy his
Tuesday morning recess.
Band announcement made.
Temp, remains constant at 101 deg. F.
Dr. Dowell speaks to the rats and then
introduces Dr. Thomas.
Dr. Thomas tells about the sick list and
then asks how many rats have had a physical
examination. About seven hundred
raise their hands. Rats moan at a joke.
Auto with open cut-out passes on the
outside Very delightful.
Dr. Thomas tells the rats not to be sick
above all things and to beware of the deadly
mosquito. Upon hearing one of the
beasts yodeling about your innocent form
whilst in the arms of Morpheus the correct
thing to do is to write your favorite congressman
for protection. If in the arms of
some one else do nothing. He also tells rats
to wash their hands before going on an
extended trip. Dr. Thomas takes his seat.
As the orchestra strikes up a snappy
tune every rat in the hall springs from
the arms of Morpheus and joins in the
grand rush for the door. Thus endeth the
first convocation for the class of '29.
Extract from Rat's diary,
Printed without his consent.
An event of prime importance which
has taken place in the last week has been
the breaking of the long drought from
which the Village of the Plains has suffered
for so long. Altho enough water has not yet
fallen from the "Sun Kissed Skies" to entirely
relieve the shortage, quite ahelpful
amount has fallen in the three rains that
we have had and there is a promise of lots
more. We all are looking forward to the
day when we will have enough water in
our system to allow it to stay on for the
full twenty-four hours. Altho we have not
been as badly hit as some of the neighboring
towns we feel that we have had our
share of the water, shortage. We hope now
however that it is to be a thing of the past
and that never more will we know What it
means to hear the pitiful drip of the faucet
when there should be a rushing stream.
The Old Auburn Spirit is with us in full
force once again and it seems to have improved
during the vacation months. No
sound is more capable of bringing joy to
the heart of the loyal Auburn student than
! the sound of a "War Eagle" or an "Eat
BOLOGNA
Having made a very careful study indeed
of the ancient custom of cheering, we
are prepared to announce without fear of
successful contradition that it had its inception
in the days of the Roman gladiators,
when great volumes of sound echoed
back and forth across the arena of the
famous Colosseum. This custom was, no
doubt, originated in order to egg on the
timid wild beasts against some poor, de- ,
fenseless Christian. In fact, we base all of \
our surmises on the age-old custom, which ,
is now rapidly falling into disuse, of tack- j
ing a 'tiger' on the end of a cheer. There
is no question but that we are right. We
are always right. If you do not believe that
our staements are true, gentle reader, we
refer you to Dean Petrie, who is, as everybody
knows, infallible on matters of ancient,
modern, or any other sort of history.
We approve highly of cheering. It is one
of the best means known of letting off
surplus energy, particularly for freshmen.
And it is not good for freshmen to have
any surplus energy. It is entirely too
likely to be expended in unforseen ways
which, in turn, causes the already overburdened
upper classmen to have to expend
some small amount of their excess energy
in retaliation of castigation, as the
case may be. We therefore place the re-sponisiblity
solely upon the capable shoulders
of our most excellent cheerleader, Mr.
Red Roberts. Mr. Roberts is an engaging,
personable, young chap. He is quite handsome
in his own way, which, if we may be
permitted to say so, does very well indeed
in the absence of any other. He is a very
vociferous sort of chappie with one of those
open Irish countenances. In fact, throughout
all the years we have known him we
have never known it to be closed. At this
juncture we find it necessary to state that
we are accompanied wherever we go by a
bodyguard who stands six foot six in his
bare tootsies, which, by the way, are number
fifteens, weighs two hundred and fifty,
and carries a knockout punch in either
hand. He is also a sure shot with either
foot.
We have finished our peroration, but
we feel quite verbose this morning, and
for the honor of the dear old editorial
staff, and because we have more space
than we know what to do with, we feel that
we must go on. There is no question but
that if we keep on writing long enough we
shall say something comprehensible. However,
the question that obtrudes itself upon
our mind is this, Are we supposed to say
"anything comprehensible? We doubt it seriously.
To be exact, we are sure we are
not. In fact we will offer a prize of five
million roubles (one coca cola) to anyone
who discovers anything in this column
which remotely resembles anything intelligible.
We, of course, reserve the right of refuting
any such charge with some well-planned,
logical or illogical, retort. We
shall now retire from the field of editorial
action for one week, in which time we hope
to be able to think up or otherwise get hold
of a sufficient number of such retorts as to
be able to refute quite a number of such
charges. One has already occurred to us.
"So is your old man!"
'Em Up Tiger" floating on the breeze in
the wee small hours of the night. Keep it
up men! It gives the men on the "Big
Gang" a feeling that nothing else can
give. Any one can go to a mass meeting
and get up a lot of pep because we are all
together in a gang and we pass it from one
to the other but you are alone in the
wee small hours and you break out with a
real Auburn yell, it comes straight from
the heart and there is really something
behind it. Something more than the mere
influence of the mob. You really mean it
with every ounce of energy that you put
into it. By all means yell your lnugs out
when you go to a mass meeting but don't
stop at that. Let folks hear from you all
hours of the night. It sounds mighty good
and it sure won't hurt anybody except the
teams that the Big Gang is going tc back
and we should worry about them.
Things are looking mighty good for the
boys who wave their fair hair by wearing
a headset all hours of the night and day.
With two radio sets practically ready for
operation on short waves, a broadcast set
which will be in operation before the first
game and a large set which will be ready
by the first of the year, Auburn will have
more ra,dio equipment than any school in
the South and it will compare fa vol ably
with any school in the entire United Stares.
When the present radio program is carried
to completion Auburn will be on the air
in grand style. There will be rib doubt in
the mind of the outside world as to what
we are doing in the Village of the Plains.
This will furnish an advertising medium
which has no equal. It will give the people
an insight on the activities of Auourn
which has never before been possible.
There will be no town, no matter how
small, in the whole state, that the voice
of Auburn will not reach. The old iron
mast which stands over the Freshman
chemical laboratory is truly an Alladins
Lamp in another form.
Do You Know
When knowledge is brought down to a
mere collection of facts it is going to make
pretty dry reading for some unfortunate
student some time in the future. For that
reason a column headed "Do you know"
will have to contain more than pure facts.
It will have to contain several of the personal
views of the writer and a great many
of the different views held by different
people about the campus on the same subject.
For in the end it is not facts but
reasoning that makes life interesting. If
at any time you should not agree with
some of the views set forth in this column
remember this little exchange from the
"Infantry School News:"
VIEW POINT
Let us walk up the sidewalk of life.
We stop the first passerby and inquire
of him where the other side of the street
is. He replies as he points: "Just over
there."^ Patiently we cross the street and
make the same inquiry and receive ths
same answer as before. In desperation we
pause and deliberate. Where is the other
side?
We must first look thru the eyes of others
if we would find our answer. We must
realize the viewpoint of the other person.
And so it is with every walk of life. Many
of us fail to get the viewpoint of the other
man and ever go thru life hunting the
other side of the street. Before we judge
others for their reply let us apply the rule
of view point. Strive to see the object thru
the eyes of others before passing judgment.
Couple our judgment thus gained
with charity and evaluate the result with
equity.
The humon equation is an essential that
must be considered. We should not steel
our eyes- to the facts that may be seen
by others and which are invisible to us.
Before we condemn, stand shoulder to
shoulder and look carefully from his viewpoint,
we may then see the light that
moulded the thought in the other person.
Determine from his plane how we ourselves
look and allow credit for the facts
in the case.
We are prone to use our own judgment
as the standard—don't forget how o ur
side of the street looks to the man over
there. He is justified from where he
stands—take his position into consideration.
He has a right to his own opinion.
Find his viewpoint.
Auburn Foot Prints
Not all the new material is found in the
Freshman class alone because .Saturday
night a new Daniel Webster was discovered
in the person of "Jelly" Self.
The first Monday usually finds the Sophomore
in command of the Village but contrary
to the rule the Freshman was found
to be in compdete control this year. In
fact the Freshman thinks the Vigilance
Committee is only' a myth and looks upon
it as he does a convocation note-book.
What, a new house going up on Fraternity
row??? Twenty-five years, twenty-five
houses.
With less than two weeks before the
first football game, one might say that we
are rushing headlong into-the f cotb»U-<-;«i>--
son. We are, but we must not rush blindly.
This year we are starting off with a new
head coach and new assistants. Many of the
varsity will also be new. But there is one
factor that will not be new. That is the
Auburn spirit. The beginning of Auburn
spirit is not buried in antiquity, to be
sure, but it is old enough for us to have
a healthy respect for those who have gone
before and helped build up that spirit. It is
old enough for every Auburn man to strive
to make it older and better. Do you know
of a single coach that you have ever heard
who did not urge you to back the team to
the limit of your time and your pocket-book.
And with the backing of the team to
help the Auburn spirit comes other things.
Here are a few of them that the Georgia
Cracker sends us:
BOOST.
Boost your city, boost your friend,
Boost the lodge that you attend,
Boost the street on which you're dwelling,
Boost the crowd which you are selling,
Boost the people round about you;
Possibly they can do without you;
But success will quicker find them
If they know that you're behind them.
Boost for every forward movement,
Boost for every new improvement;
Boost for the stranger and the neighbor,
Boost the man for whom you labor.
Cease to be a chronic knocker,
Cease to be a progress blocker;
And if you'd have your home team better
Boost it, boost it to the final letter.
Some of us might get by with this three
dollar sur-charge for laundry but with the
others this extra amount will be hard to
explain in that letter home.
An old Auburn alumni visited the college
the other night and mentioned the fact that
the Auburn Spirit was not as noticeable
as he expected it to be. He changed his
opinion that night though when he visited
the same old picture show.
What is this we hear about Ed Andrews
walking away with the distinction of being
a "perfect specimen of manhood" during
the summer school?
A good many of the four-year men are
back with us this year but are not registered
as post graudate students.
"Destruction" Jimmie Stripling is back
with us this year but so far has not gone
on the war path.
One of the best sights to be, had on the
campus this year is that of the Senior Infantry
unit drilling in ranks with the rifle.
Too bad every one can not ratet__
We have heard of several things that
Doc Small can do but this being captain
of a battery is a new one on us.
A freshman walked into one of the book
stores in town this week, laid a bill down
on the counter and actually waited for
some change.
This same freshman stepped into ••% book
store the next day, threw down his wallet,
threw up his hands and meekly asked if
that was all they would require/today.
One of the leading publications recently
I stated that the only occupation that a
college graduate was competent of filling
these present days was that of clown for
some circus.
Freshmen are like blotters, they get
everything backwards. • ,
Was it 1926 or 27 as the date set for
the occupation of the new Engineering
building?
The new student from the north who
thinks that the cotton gin is a kinsman to
the original gin gets the cake.
From the number of pledge pins showing
oh the campus the jewelry business
must indeed be increasing.
It is bad enough to have to pay your
board bill before Christmas but this paying
for your Glomerata picture is the
limit.
Now is the time of year when it is fashionable
to write editorials on the lowely
freshman. However fashion is a fickle thing
and as with the fad of wide bottom trousers
there is lots of room for improvement.
No chance for improvement in the freshman
of course but how about the poor
upperclassman. Consider what he has to
suffer in the way of dumb-bells. Take the
case of the dutiful upperclassman who,
having learned his lesson in his turbulent
freshman year decides that it is the best
policy never to put off till tomorrow what
you can do today. Every night he prepares
his lesson early so that he can go to bed
when all good upperclassmen should go to
bed. And every night when he is just slipping
off into the arms of Morpheus the
eternal pest calls him back to ask him
where his physics, math, or any other
homework is, so that he, the pest, can borrow
it for a few minutes; not to copy it
of course but just to look it over. You
know the best I mean? Then again consider
that other pest who thinks that you
should be up and dressed at least an hour
before your first class and persists in wak-
^m
Were Howard Knowles and Willie
Willoughby back this week for a social call
or to see if they really got by with all
they thought they did last year?
Give us the freshman who thought that
the lecture classes of his year was a place
to sleep in.
The only way to conserve the wild life
around Auburn is to repeal the eighteenth
amendment.
This curious taste in the water MIGHT
be Chlorine but a number of the populace
are from Missouri.
A team. L. P. White and J. A. McDaniel
as room mates.
"Hush, darling, those are Only the college
boys coming back to school."
Some of the students have a hard time
familiarizing themselves with the old conditions
but are encouraged when^they sit
down to the old menu at the boarding
houses.
These new books of Bewig do not seem
to be getting him much of a boot with the
captain as both of the guides have already
been selected.
ing the whole house for that purpose. Such,
my friends are some of the trials and tribulations
of the upperclassmen. Need we delve
into the life of the freshman to find any
better examples of lowliness than these.
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FIELD ARTILLERY HAVE
MOST SUCCESSFUL#AMP
The Auburn Field Artillery R. O.
T. C. was well represented at Fort
Bragg North Carolina this summer.
Camp opened June 12, and lasted for
six weeks through July 23. The
officers in charge declare this summer's
camp was probably the most
successful one ever held by the Auburn
R. O. T. C.
Ninety two Artillerymen were engaged
in very intensive training
learning the fundamentals of army
life and making application of what
they have learned the last three years
in class room.
At first it was very hard for the
boys to arise at 5:45 in the morning
fall in and go through the various
calesthenic exercises. Soon the fellows
accustomed themselves to this
rigor, and it would have been extremely
hard for a stranger to distinguish
between the Auburn men
and the regular enlisted men. It
was also hard for the men to accustom
themselves to the army discipline
but after a short while it was seen
that this is the most essential thing
in the army routine of work.
Not one Artilleryman was sent
uoineTfbr misconduct and according
to Major John E. Hatch, commandant,
"It was the most all around successful
R. O. T. C. camp I have ever
attended. The men conducted them-
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selves Arery gentlemanly and creditably
to the college and assumed a
serious attitude in regard to their
work."
In as much as Auburn has the only
Field Artillery unit in the south, the
men were under the direct command
of their college R. O. T. C. officers.
The college officers included Major
John E. Hatch, commandant, Captain
Louis J. Compton, and Lieutenant
Charles P. Jones all Field Artillery
instructors.
The men were regarded as privates
in line of duty and the instruction
included numerous phases of the
army life. Probably the hardest
thing to attend to was the grooming
of the horses and the many other
.r.inute stable details. The first part
of camp found the men engaged in
daily hikes with the horses ;>nd the-
French 75s, of which Lieutenant
Jones was in charge.
The most interesting phase of the
camp work was the range firing and
the observation of fire, of which the
boys made -a marvelous record. On
the range the French 75-millimeter
gun was used and shrapnel and high
explosive shells were fired. Each
student was given an opportunity to
fire two problems in the field.
Near the end of camp Captain
Compton had the men spend one
night firing and also a retreat at
night under fire. The officers were
a little skeptical in regard to the
outcome as this had never been attempted
before by any Field Artillery
in the south.
cAlmaJKalcrSong
•
On ike rolling plains cfSDixie,
Jfeaih its sun-kissed sky,
Proudly stand, O.JUmaJiahrA$&
Oo thy name we'll sing thy pmise,
(from hearts thai love so true.
Jlnd pledge to thee our loyalty
Qhe ayes through.
Jiai\ thy colors, Orange and SMue,
(Unfurled unto the shy.
#> thee, our JUmaJiater.weil bo true,
O,JL&0.
Jiear thy student voices swelling,
Schos strong and clear,
Jidding laurels to thy Jam*
Snshrined so dear.
&rom thy hallowed walls weil part,
Jind hid thee sad adieu.
9hy sacred trust we'll bear with us
Ohe ages through.
Qod our ffather hear our prayer,
tfiaujluburn never die.
So rftoe, 0 Jllma sliater, we'll be true,
QurAfrf.
bugs or poison ivy.
At the completion of camp Captain
Compton was presented with a beautiful
watch by the men showing their
apreciation and admiration of him.
Captain has completed his four yeass
at Auburn and has left for the Fort
Sill school of fire. By his departure Following good rains last week,
the college has lost one of its most 1 hairy vetch seed are being planted
After Good Rains Hairy
Vetch Is Being Planted
On Experiment Station
popular professors.
Auburn was indeed fortunate in
getting three R. O. T. C. instructors
of the highest type who were with
this week on the Experiment Station
here. With the exception of a few
plots it is the only winter legume
that will have a place on the Station'
a at camp and will also be with us this year,
at college. The new officers are ' Immediately after the first good
Captain B. C. Anderson, Leiutenant season between now and the last of
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Industry.
W. B. Leitch, and Lieutenant C. E.
Pease. These are a swell bunch of
officers and proved very popular with
the men at camp.
LESLIE NEWMAN PREACHES
AT BAPTIST CHURCH SUN.
As is usually the case the gang put
it over in first class order, winning
the congratulations of the post officers.
The last week of camp was taken
up by a hike which included the entire
personnel of the R. O. T. C.
The men slept on the ground in "pup"
tents, ate from the mess kits, and
attended to the other duties that
men would do in the field in actual
combat. The only casualties suffered
on the hike were victims of red
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Leslie Newman, of the Class of
'22, preached at the Auburn Baptist
church last Sunday night. His message
on "A Call to Service" was enjoyed
by a large and appreciative
congregation.
Mr. Newman is at present a student
in the Southern Baptist Theological
Seminary at Louisville, Ky>,
and will complete his course in May,
1927, receiving the degree of Th M.
(Master of Theology).
Following his graduation from
Auburn in 1922, Mr. Newman spent
two years as a teacher in Barton
Academy. He resigned his position as
teacher and entered the ministry in
the fall of 1924.
While a student at Auburn he took,
part in many college activities, being
especially prominent in Y. M. C. A.
work. He was a regular student at
the Baptist church, being a leader
in Sunday school and B. Y. P. U., and
was the first president of the Tichenor
B. Y. P. U.
October, Prof. M. J. Funchess, director
of the Experiment Station, ;
suggests 'that farmers plant their ,
hairy vetch seed. A light rain is not
sufficient; a good season is necessary ;
for satisfactory germination and to j
get the young plants far' enough
along for inoculation. This being done
success is almost certain, the only
danger being that of being lifted
from the ground by alternate freezing
and thawing during the winter.
—vital in electrical
communication, too
"41-7-27-3," sings out the quarterback; and
the football goes on towards a touchdown.
"Madison Square 32198," says a voice in
San Francisco; and a message starts on its
way across the continent.
But the similarity between football and
the communication art doesn't stop there.
In each case signals have unleashed a great
force. Coordination has scored the goal.
And this was made possible only through
years of preparation. In one instance, on the
gridiron. In the other, in the college classroom
and the laboratories of industry.
That, in short, is why men who've learned
their fundamentals and how to apply them
at the snap of a signal are qualifying for
positions of leadership in the greatest field
of signals known to man — the field of
communication.
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Number SI of a series f
robberies. We can practically stop POSITIVELY THE LAST JOKE IN
Information reaching Auburn from ' robberies and murders by increasing
every section of the state, indicates our police force, but to do this we
that this fall will set another new would have to have increased taxa-high
record in acreage planted in tion.
hairy vetch. Frank Boyd, Extension | <<This i s t h e b i g g e s t f r e e g o v e r n.
agronomist, has been going from m e n t -n t h e w o r f d a n d t f t e l a r g e st
county to county discussing the pro- o n e t h a t h a s e v e r existed,
position with farmers, telling them j „0m. g o v e r n m e n t w a s born in the
how to grow it, and also that hairy ! r e v o l u t i o n f h a s 8urvived many wars
and in spite of reconstruction days
goes serenely on. The states and national
government work in perfect
harmony and happiness is prevalent
everywhere.
"The next greatest thing in our
War Declared On Dogs
That Are Not Inoculated
vetch is the key to profitable production,
because a good crop of it will
easily double the yield of a suceeding
crop of cotton or corn as compared
with the previous yield on average
Alabama land.
Reports from the State Farm Bureau
headquarters at Montgomery are
that orders for hairy vetch this season
total approximately half a million
pounds with other orders coming in.
"Did your daughter have a good
time at the dance?"
''Evidently. I noticed when she
came in that she had broken a shoulder
strap and burned a hole in her
new dress."
—Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern.
A war on dogs that have not been
inocculated against rabies has been
declared by the town council of Auburn
following a conference between
members of the eouncil and the" leading
citizens here.
It was pointed out that rabies can
be eliminated through inocculation
of all dogs. Japan and England have
stamped it out entirely and a number
of the leading cities of the United
States haye followed suit.
Under the resolution adopted by
the Auburn council r.ll dogs in Auburn
must be inocculated with anti-rabie
serum once a year and any
dog found without a tag indicating
inocculation will be summarially shot
on sight. All owners of dogs in Auburn
are called upon to cooperate
with the council in removing the menace
of rabies.
"I think we met in this cafe last
winter, your, overcoat is familiar to
me."
"But I didn't own it then."
"No, but I did."
—Chicago Phoenix.
MODERN GOVERNMENT IS
DISCUSSED BY DEAN PETRIE
"The greatest and most wonderful
thing in this great country is our
modern government, which has stood
the rigid test of endurance through
these many years," Dr. George
Petrie, dean of the Graduate School,
Auburn, declared at convocation exercises
for the upper classmen here
today.
"We all believe wholeheartedly in
this great state and nation and never
tire of speaking of their numerous
wonders, but we often wonder what
is the most wonderful of all. I don't
think it is Niagara Falls, or Muscle
Shoals, or New York City. The other
nations think our government is the
most wonderful think we have, where
all creeds are ruled alike in a most
unique manner.
"It is true we are confronted with
numerous murders and robberies
which are a disgrace to us, but autos
take a greater toll of life than these
two perils combined. More than twice
as many people commit suicide than
are murdered, and carelessness due
to fires costs us much more than
government is our constitution which
is remarkable for its simplicity and
clearness. It is the essence of wisest
thought, which is a monument to the
Anglo Saxon race that will live for
ever."
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THIS SERIES
"Did you hear that Jones was asked
to leave college for cribbing?"
"No. Was he?"
"Yes. He was taking a Chinese
exam and when he started to blow
his nose a laundry ticket fell out of
his handkerchief."
—Middlebury Blue Baboon.
"Did you see service in France?"
"No, but I read his poems."
—Michigan Gargoyle.
A. I. E. E. HOLDS FIRST MEETING.^
OF YEAR
The A. I. E. E. held its firstfieet :
ing of the year Wednesday e wH
at the engineering auditoriulHH
general business session was held «t
which plans were made for future
programs and a committee appoint*)!:
to select an associate editor for.ft)*...
new engineering publication^The
Auburn Engineer. It was agreed that
the society would meet every Wednesday
evening.
"I've quit going to Dr. Brown."
"What's the matter, bum doctor?"
"No, he ran out of prescription
blanks."—Mass. Tech. Voo Doo.
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Excellent Record Made
By Individual Hens In
Egg Laying Contest
At the end of the forty-fifth week
a Rhode Island Red hen owned by
Oscar Reinhart of Birmingham has a
nice lead in the individual class in the
national egg laying contest in progress
here. This hen has 258 eggs to,
her credit against 247 for her closest
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competitor, a White Leghorn owned
by W. E. Pyles, Maysville, Ky.
Third and fourth places are also
held by White Leghorns. One is owned
by Happy Poultry Yards, Memphis,
Tenn., with 243 eggs to her
credit, and the other is owned by
Great Southern Poultry Yards, Line-ville,
Ala., with 235. Fifth place is
held by another Rhode Island Red
owned by .Oscar Reinhart with 230,
and two White Leghorns, one owned
by W. E. Pyles and the other by
R. R. Skelton, Pell City, Ala., are
tied for next place with 229 each.
During the forty-fifth week Mr.
Pyles' pen of ten White Leghorns
moved into first place in the pen
class by producing 39 eggs, bringing
their total up to 1974. The pen belonging
to Happy Poultry Yards,
Memphis, produced only 29 eggs,
bringing their total up to 1973, or
only one egg behind the leaders. The
next three places are held by George
B. Ferris, Grand Rapids, Mich., with
1951; Great Southern Poultry Yards,
Lineville, 1941; and R. R^ Skelton,
Pell City, Aia., with 1931.
Next place in the pen class is held
by Oscar Reinhart's Rhode Island
Reds with 1903. All the other pens
are below the 1900 mark.
In his summary for the week, Prof.
John E. Ivey, who is in charge of the
contest, made special mention of the
splendid rain which he said "Came
Touchdown Dining Hall
Now Open
Located over Jones Grocery Store
Board $21,50 per month
To Students Only, Payable
In Advance.
Lunch Room Open To General Public
From 6:00 a. m. to 12:00 p. m.
Only Student Waiters Employed
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A REAL GOOD CUP
OF COFFEE
you can always count on at the
College Cafe and that's something
not to be said of the average
eating place away from
home. Bring a friend here to
try our meals—both of you
will be pleased.
COLLEGE CAFE
F. A. Rodgers
just in time to prevent a serious dis*-
aster at the poultry plant, since the
well was getting very low and the
hot weather had made it almost unbearable
on the birds.
During the forty-five weeks^ the
960 hens in the contest have produced
138,908 eggs, or an average of
148.79 eggs per hen. T h e contest will
continue until October 1.
Wilsonians Hold
First Meeting
The first meeting of the Wilsonian
Literary Society was held Tuesday
night in its room in the main building.
The president welcomed both old
and new members into the society for
the year. The other officers and old
members made short but enthusiastic
speeches, and everyone seemed to
think that this would be a great year
for the society.
The officers for the first semester
are: J. M. Edwards, president; G.J3.
Phillips, vice president; Sadie Dow-dell,
secretary; W. H. Phipps, treasurer;
O. F. Wise, critic, and Fletcher
Cornelius, sergeant at arms.
You are cordially invited to attend
our meetings which are interesting
and full of pep.
ENGINEERS WORK AT
FORT BRAGG IS GOOD
Extension Service To
Take Active Part In
Alabama State Fair
The Extension Service is preparing
to take an active part in the State
Fair at Montgomery, November 2-11.
An educational exhibit similar to that
displayed at the 1924 fair is being
collected and in addition the county
farm and home demonstration agents
throughout the Montgomery territory
are assisting in the preparation of
community and county* exhibits.
Plans for the Extension Service exhibit
were made at a conference here
of specialists and supervisors, called
by Prof. L. N. Duncan, director. A
special committee composed of members
of the staff, has been placed in
charge and the work is making satisfactory
progress.
Like the Auburn exhibit of last
year that of the approaching fair
will feature both agricultural and
farm home work. Those in charge
are putting forth every effort to
make it both instructive and interesting,
and thereby of maximum value.
While a fair is an excellent entertainment,
Extension Service workers
regard the information gained as its
chief value. Therefore, they are
stressing this feature.
Not only are the Extension Service
workers themselves preparing for the
fair, but they are also encouraging
other people to do likewise. Although
the 1924 fair at Montgomery was
considered a big success, the opinion
prevails that the approaching event
will be better in many ways.
EPWORTH LEAGUE
Everyone is invited and urged to
attend the Epworth League Sunday
night at 6:30. The officers for this
year will be formally installed and
the new members initiated. An address
"How to Fail," will be given by
Mr. A. B. Davidson, the student
pastor.
She: Joe tried to write a book but
had to quit.
He: Why, what was the trouble?
She: Well, on the fourth page the
hero swallowed an insult and choked
down his anger, on page six he dropped
his eyes and his face fell and on
page seven he was struck dumb with
wrath and Joe was afraid he was too
crippled by then to have as a hero so
he just quit writing.
—Black & Blue Jay.
"I will conceit myself this shot,"
said the golfer as he picked up eight
feet from the pin.
—Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern.
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True to traditions the A. P. I.
Engineers upheld the high standards
of Auburn men at the summer ctmp
held at Fort Bragg, North Carolina,
during the torrid days starting June
12 and ending July 23 inclusive.
After recovering from the shock
of not being able to encamp near
Washington as the senior engineers
of last year did, the boys settled
down to real genuine work and made
a real man's size job of it.
The officers declare it was one
of the most successful R. O. T. C.
camps ever conducted anywhere, as
the Auburn men settled down to
business by assuming a serious attitude
toward their work from the
start. «'«*•
The R. O. T. C. Engineers were
made up of men from three colleges,
the University of Tennessee, the University
of Alabama and Alabama
Polytechnic Institute.
At first a little rivalry existed between
the Auburn men and the University
of Alabama men, but as the
men plunged into the intensive
training they worked together more
harmoniously each day.
The Auburn Engineers were very
fortunate in having their college officers
instruct them at camp. The
Auburn officers included Major J. E.
Hatch, commandant of the entire R.
O. T. C, and Captain L. A. Pick,
second in command of the engineer
unit. Captain H. A. Dillon of the
University of Alabama was in
charge of the engineers from the
three colleges.
Probably the most notable achievement
of the men at camp was
the building of a 225 foot, 5 ton
capacity pontoon bridge in 26 minutes.
This lowered the record held by
the regulars by two minutes, the
former record having been 28 minutes.
For this work the boys won
much fame, as few officers expected
a bunch of college boys new to army
life beating the regulars in their
field of work. The governor of North
Carolina and the commanding general
of the post commended the men
very highly on this accomplishment.
After accustoming themselves to
getting up at 5:45 in the morning,
the first week was spent in map
drawing, and making practical application
of the well known articles
written in the Infantry Drill Regulations.
The second week was spent on the
range, the men leaving early every
morning and returning to the barracks
at night. Several of the Auburn
men qualified as marksmen and
one man missed expert by just a few
points, qualifying as sharpshooter.
The third week found the men well
seasoned in the art of trench digging
and laying barbed wire entanglements.
The fourth week the
boys took a week's hike covering the
entire distance of 17 miles in one
day, leaving the barracks about 7
o'clock in the morning and reaching
their destination about 3:30 o'clock
in the afternoon. Several men dropped
out due to the excessive heat
and the abundance of sand.
One of the most unsatisfactory
elements in the camp life was the
kitchen police duty, and to hear
some boys talk one would think they
did the major portion of the work.
Keen rivalry existed between the
Field Artillery and the Engineer R.
O. T. C. and whenever one unit
emerged the victor in a game over
the other, the losers wouldn't let the
winners rest until they had their
sweet revenge. The engineers won
boseball games from the crack Fifth
Field Artillery; and the Ordnance
Company.
The sergeant's whistle proved the
biggest barrier to the happiness and
pleasure of the boys, but as the
months pass on the men can look
back in the past with pride and regard
<he summer's camp as well
done thy good and faithful soldier.
UNFORTUNATE INDIVIDUALS
The lawyer who, after a hard day's
work in court, has to argue with
his wife when he gets home.
The milkman whose alarm clock
goes off on his morning off.
The letter carrier who forgets to
mail his wife's letters.
The vegetarian whose automobile
runs over a chicken on a lonely road.
The imbecile who never listens to
what anybody says and who talks
to himself, and doesn't even listen
then.
The merry-go round owner whose
wife complains when he goes around
with strange women.
—R. C. O'Brien.
SPEECH OF ANY UNDERGRADUATE
SPEAKER AT A
FOOTBALL RALLY
"A' right fella's, we're gonna get
right out in those old bleachers and
when 'at old team comes out on the
old field we're gonna give that old
cheer, and make 'em hear it. They're
out there giving all they got for old
—, and we know there're gonna take
the old pikskin right down the old
field with that same old—fighting
spirit for the old touchdown. C'mon,
fella's, le's have the old cheer for
the old team and make 'em hear it."
—Bowdoin Bear Skin.
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Ave. A—Across From Opelika Daily News
V. A. Meadows, Proprietor
Englishman: I say, do you carry
that brand of cigarettes, er a Fortunate
Strokes?
—Hogan's Alley.
You're pulling wool over the eyes
of the employer when you show him
the sheepskin after Commencement.
—Michigan Gargoyle.
UNITARIAN
"My boy, you were out after ten
last night;
A thing you should not have done."
Oh, no, you're mistaken quite,
old man,
I was only after one."
—Colgate Banter.
Deadeye: You say Joe got killed?
How come?
Dick: Well, he stuck his head in
that saloon and hollered fire.
"Then what?"
"They did."
—Amherst Lord Jeff.
"Would you—er—advise me t o—
er—marry a beautiful girl or a sensible
girl?"
"I'm afraid you'll never be able to
marry either, old man."
"Why not?"
"Well a beautiful girl could do
better, and a sensible girl would
know better."
—Kentish Observer.
Pater (over long distance)—
Hello, John, why didn't you make
better grades?
John: Can't hear you, father.
"I say, couldn't you make better
grades?"
"I can't hear you, father."
"I say, John, do you need any
money?"
"Yes, sir, send $50, father."
Mandy: Look here, Mose, wut fur
you kiss me?
Mose: Ah. just couldn't help mah-self.
Mandy: But you mos' suttenly did.
Mac: A girl's father sent a man
after me with a car one time.
Beth: Wasn't that lovely?
Mac: Not so—he was the chief of
police.
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Statistics say that one out of every
forty-seven college men is a multimillionaire
by the time he is forty
years old.
- It certainly is strange that the
percentage is so low. One would think
more rich fathers than that would die
in fifteen or twenty years.
—Black and Blue Jay.
A lovely girl was Mary Jane
She got all wet out in the rain
Her dress so thin
Clung to her skin
There is no loss without a gain.
—Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern.
AUBURN SHU-FIXERY
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Auburn, Alabama
Next to Burton's Bookstore
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THE SAME THING AILS THE
CAMPUS HOUNDS
"Who killed cock robin?"
"I did," admitted the professor.
"He perched on the window sill listening
to my lecture and fell asleep
and dropped on the sidewalk. I could
not help it."—Cornell Widow.
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Hamburgers, Hot Dogs,
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Special Breakfast
STUDENTS, READ THIS
The Students Cooperative Dining Club will
serve only the best foods. It will be superintended
by a lady who is an expert diatician,
and will be managed by coach "Red" Brown.
3 Meals $20,00 per month
2 Meals $16-00 per month
Meals will be served at 7:15 a. m. 12:15 p. m.
and 6:00 p. m.
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Marius Marquis Makes
Record, R.0.T.C Camp
Marius "Duke" Marquis, star on
the Tiger cinder paths for the past
three years hung up a record for first
places at the annual intercollegiate
track meet at Camp McClellan
R. O. T. C. training camp' in June.
Marquis was high point scorer of tht
meet with 22 points.
As a result of Marquis' ironman
feat, Auburn placed third in the meet.
The elongated "Duke" carried off
first place in the high hurdles, low
hurdles and pole vault, a'nd placed
in the discus throw.
Marquis was pitted against
I track luminaries from colleges in the
| Fourth Corps Area among which
: were: Clemson, Mississippi A. and M.
(.Winners of the meet), North Caro-j
lina State, Citadel, University of Ga.
and Georgia Tech.
Marquis has accepted a responsible
position at Yoik, Alabama, where he
will act in the capacity of Coach of all
athletics in the high school there.
Tiger Coaching Staff
Coach Morey, Head Coach
BRIEF HISTORY OF OUR
COACHES AND THEIR WORK
Coach "Dave" Morey begins his
first year at the helm of Tiger football
affairs when school opens this
year. Coach Morey comes to the
Plains after having spent five years
at Middlebury where he made an enviable
record as a coach. He will
also be head coach of baseball. -
Coach Morey starred on Major
Cavanaugh's Dartmouth team and
won for himself an All-American
berth at a backfield position on Walter
Camp's All-American selection.
During his five years at Middlebury
Coach Morey's teams have not been
defeated by teams from colleges of
the same rating as Middlebury. With
an enrollment of five hundred at the
northern institution the new Tiger
mentor bucked the leading teams of
the east and come through with a
Lion's share of victories.
In 1924 his team with a backfield
averaging one hundred and forty
pounds tied the Mighty Harvard team
6-6. The past season the Vermonters
FOOTBALL TRAINING
£ P T S MONDAY, 7'ffi
Fifty-Eight Candidates Greet Coach
Morey on First Day of
Season's Training
IWith the thermometer loiteriug
round the high mark for hot weather
m Auburn for^the summer fifty-eight
football candidates reported to Coach
Morey Monday afternoon for the
•st workout of the season. In ad-
Ition to being the first session oi
e season'." practice it was.the first
ut at Auburn with Coach
new head football coach and
director,, at the helm of foot-
)axh- Panke. assistant
[football coach, will devote his atten-on
to the backfield training, also
in his first day's workout on
aktTFTeld. Coach John Pitts, line
ch was on the job and great things
ixpected on the Tiger line with
Tiger star directing his atten-in
to the line training.
The fifty-eight candidates reporting
incude the fourteen letter men
expected to return. In addition to
the regulars of last season is a list
recruits from the freshman and
:rub teams of last season. In fact
[practically all of the candidates exacted
to return are on the scene
!nd from the fifty-eight reporting
Monday, Coach Morey will have to
select^those who will make up the Phine that is scheduled to battle
nd the Orange and Blue stand-
. this season.
-The race for permanent positions
on the varsity this year will probably
be the hottest contest seen on Drake
Field in some years. The fact that
a number of vacancies are to be filled
will give a number of less-experienced
candidates an equal rating for the
place. And, too, with new coaches
loo. tbfi. training staff it will be more
Fof a case of what the candidates has
to show rather than the achievements
of the past. Of course, due credit
must be given for all stellar performance
in the past but the opinion as
to what constitutes the most effective
playing will vary widely with
individual coaches, thus giving the
Ider men and the new a more equal
as the season gets under way.
initial practice session lasted
despite the torrid weather
on the Plains. Most of the
was devoted to a general
iosening up program with consider-
,ble emphasis being placed on kicking
.nd grass drill. "Clabber" Williams
as present with the toe that figured
conspicuously for the Plainsman
use last year. The Chattanooga
id, while he was just starting off
anaged to place six kicks through
uprights in his first eight attempts.
ating
Schedule For The Baby
Tigers During Yr. 1925
The Tigers pop off the lid at
Munger Bowl with the Hilltoppers
>f Birmingham-Southern supplying
the opposition. The Methodist school
is" growing" rapidly' and should give-them
quite a tussle. The following
Saturday will find the rodents once
nore in the Magic City, this time
.iuing battle with the East Lakeic.
Georgia will journey to Auburn for
the first game of the season on the
home rectangle. The Bullpups for
„he past few seasons have been at
or near the top in freshman football
and it wiUJis-fenicrnbered that thev.
•ndTurni'stered a drubbing to the young
Plainsman in the past few engagements.
The Tigers will be looking
tor sweet revenge this fall.
On the final day of October the
,'rosh will be in Florida. I To, they
iren't after real esiate but will attempt
to return with the scalps of
footballers of the Naval Air Station
it Pensacola.
A further glimpse at the schedule
discloses two open dates followed by
the final clash of the season with the
Yellow Jackets of Tech. This contest
is billed for the Cracker City,
and like all Tech-Auburn engagements,
should be a humdinger.
Coach "Boozer" Pitts
Asst. Football Coach
Coach Hutsell
Track Coach
jeing " fairly well pleased" with the
kicking on the first day out. He
added that not much could be noted
on the first day's practice but that
there were some individuals that looked
like might be brought around to
take care of the kicking in fair shape.
Information from New England,
where Coach Morey's Middlebury
team has been playing for the past
six or eight years indicate that the
new mentor will go strong in th
kicking department and will strive
to be ready to boot the ball out of
danger at any time the emergency
demands.
The, fourteen letter men reporting
included McFadden, Self, Long, and
Market, guards, Captain Harkins,
tackle, Spinks, Trammel and Ollinger,
ends, Crane, quarterback, Williams
and Green, halfbacks, Turner, Ha-good,
and Salter, fullbacks. The
additional list largely recruits from
the freshman team were: Snider,
McNeil, Burns, G., Baskin, Patterson,
Robinson, Nelson,. McCulley,
Alldridge, Johnson, M., Reeder, Ellis,
Copeland, Lutz, Pruitt, Scott, Hig-gins,
Lovelace, Granger, Sheridan,
Carter, Garrett, Richardson, J., Revel,
Stone, Henson, Fox, Shots, Guthrie,
Cartledge, Burns, M., Johnson D.,
Carter, J., McEldery, Bogue, Hodges,
Tamplin, Duncan, Hunnicutt, Earn-
Coach Mike Papke
Captain "Red" Harkins
Two weddings that are of partic-ula
interest throughout Alabama am'
the south were solemnized this week,
according to information received on
the Auburn campus.
Fox Howe, star fullback on the Auburn
Tiger football team in 1921-22
23 was married to Miss Elma Griffith
of Anniston, the early part of this
week. The wedding occured in Charlotte,
N.C.. The bride is a populai
member of Anniston's younger set
and is quite a talented musician,
while the groom is a former resident
of Montgomery, and a graduate of
Alabama Polytechnic Institute, where
he was a very popular student and
football player. Mr. and Mrs. Howe
will soon make their home at Brewton
where Mr. Howe will be Athletic
coach in the T. R. Miller High School.
Dispatches from the west bring the
est, Horton, Pierce, Day, and Stone, news of the wedding of Herbert Bun-
Coach Morey expressed himself as | L. ker, assistant football coach at Au-
Two Weddings Of
Interest To Auburn
1925 Freshman Team
Starts Light Practice
Coach "Red" Brown Haa Many Candidates
Out For "Rat"
Team
Auburn Tiger Football Schedule for 1925
September 26— Birmingham Southern— at Birmingham
October 3— Clemson —at Clemson
October 10— Va. Polytechnic Institute —at Auburn
October 17— University of Texas —at Dallas
October 24— Howard College —at Auburn
October 31— Tulane —at Montgomery
November 7— University of Georgia —at Columbus
November 14— Vanderbilt —at Birmingham
November 26— Georgia Tech . —at Atlanta
burn last season and Miss May Hud- prominent in his collegiate duties,
son, of Kansas City Mo. The brid-and
grocm are both graduates of the
University of Missouri, where the
romance started, according to news
dispatched from the Missouri campus.
Coach Bunker was one of Missouri's
most noted athletes, being a
four letter man, as well as being
With old Sol blazing down in all
his mid-summer fury, 58 candidates
for the baby Tiger aggregation trotted
out to the new rodent field to
display their wares for the frist time
I before Auburn's new rodent leader,
1 Coach "Red" Brown. These were
i the first to get the call, and when
practice begins in earnest indications
are that the total will be swelled to
at least one hundred twenty-five men
who will don the moleskins to scrap
it out for berths on Auburn's "rat
varsity."
Half of these huskies who will
fight it out for the opportunity to
defend the goal posts of their newly
acquired Alma Mater, come to the
Plains with previous experience at
many of the high schools of the state
and southland. Coach Brown seems
well pleased with the material at
hand and the prospects for development
of a winning combination.
The sorrel-topped tutor has let it
be distinctly understood that at present
there are no "leading candidates."
During the next two weeks the kinks
and sore spots should be ironed out
and the future Tiger Bambinoes will
begin to take their berths. Meanwhile
Coach "Red" will be somewhat
snowed under watching the perform-being
a member of some of the lead- e r g d o t h e i r s t u ff
ing honor societies. Coach and Mrs. , - • •' n
The schedule for the 25 season m-
Bunker have gone to C-Pinsville, Fla., J c l u d e s ^ n a m e s o f s o m e o f o u r
where Coach Bunker will be a me: l : 0i,j familiar friends. Five contests
ber of the coaching staff of the Uni- j are booked thus far. These include
versity of Florida, and will be a law j tilts with Georgia, Tech, Howard,
student in the University Law School,! Pensacola Naval Academy, and Birm-acCording
to reports. ingham Southern.
lead all eastern teams in scoring with
a total of two hundred and thirty-one
points. Middlebury ran up a 74 to 6
victory over the strong Trinity outfit
and held Harvard to a 16-6 score.
Coach Morey was signed to assist ,
Knute Rockne at Notre Dame in 1920
but had the misfortune of breaking
his leg while playing baseball in the
American Association. The followir
season he took .over the reigns atl
Middlebury from which place he
comes to Auburn.
Coach "Boozer" Pitts, assistant
football coach, began coaching Tiger
teams in 1920, as assistant to Coach
Mike Donahue. He filled this position
until 1923 when he filled the
place of head coach caused by the
resignation of Coach Donahue.
Coach Pitts' career began at Auburn
in 1911, when he starred at the
pivot position for the following three
years and was picked for the All-Southern
teams in 1913 and.1914. His
record has gone down in southern
football annals as one hard to equal
and impossible to surpass.
In 1915 and 16 he served as head
Tech High School in Atlanta and football
coach also. It was here that his
coaching career began to take on proportions
as his teams won the State
Prep Championship two years without
tasting a single defeat.
He resigned his post at Tech Hi
and answered the call to the colors
in 1917. He was commissioned a
second lieutenant and assigned to the
334th Field Artillery. He served
overseas with this organization and
made an enviable record as a soldier.
Coach Wilbur Hutsell, who will
have charge of the Orange and Blue
Track Teams, returns this year as
head coach. Coach Hutsell has been
connected with athletics at Auburn
since the fall of 1921.
Last year Coach Hutsell turned out
one of the greatest track teams in
the south. Since coming to Auburn
he has succeeded in placing our
track teams in the ranks of the Southern
Inter-Collegiate Association. ..
With wealth of material to pick
from this year Coach Hutsell gives
promise of developing a corps of
crack men that will excel ~a-i;,y in the
history of the institution. —' -
Coach Hutsell is an Alumnus of
the University of Missouri, where he
starred on the cinderpaths.
Coach A. P. "Mike" Papke comes
to the village from Middlebury where
he played at"~"the' •quarterback • post. -
Coach Morey. He graduated—.
in Middlebury last fall and comes
in excellent playing record. He has
been a mainstay on the.Middlebury
team for the four years 1921-22-23,
and 24. From the quarterback star
tion Coach Papke heaved 61 passes
aut of 83 attempts'.
In addition to his football activities
he was captain and shortstop on the
Middlebury team. He was awarded
four letters in baseball.
Coach Papke's home is in Milwaukee,
Wisconsin.
Coach R. C. "Red" Brown makes
his initial bow on the Plains this year
as head coach of Freshman football
and baseball. Coach Brown has the
distinction of being one of the few
men to win letters at both state institutions,
The University of Alabama
and Auburn. He attended the UniT
versity^.of Alabama three years where
he starred in baseball, football and
basketball. After leaving the University
Coach Brown coached athletics
at Ensley High School where his
team went into the final game to decide
the State Championship.
Coach Brown entered Auburn in
1919, and in 1920 won leters in the .
three sports that he had starred in at
the Capstone. He graduated from
Auburn in 1921 and took charge of
.athletics at Andalusia High School
turning out winning teams in baseball
and football. From Andalusia
he went to Sidney Lanier where his
team went through an undefeated
season.
Coach Brown succeeds Kirk Newell
who has been coach of Freshmen_
teams for four years. Coach Ne-wells
business connections prevent his
continuing at the head of rodent athletics
JOE MARKET IS ILL
Joe Market, popular Tiger gridman
is missing from football practice because
of an ear operation. Joe was
operated on in Opelika and is confined
to the East Alabama Hospital.
As we go to press news from his bedside
was to the effect that he is convalescing
rapidly and will soon return
to school.
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University of Richmond and his Ph.D.
degree from the University of Chicago.
Following this he was employed
in research work on high explosive
shells in the Ordnance Department
of the Army for two yens.
Since then he has spent three years
in research work for the Westing-house
Electric Company and Gurtner
& Sons.
Dr. Miller's work will be in connection
with the joint project of the
Alabama Experiment Station and the
Alabama Power Company with a view
to carrying hydro-electricity to the
farmers of Alabama.
Prof. G. D. Sturkie has been added
to the teaching staff as instructor in
soils and feild crops.
Prof. Sturkie graduated at Auburn
in 1920. From 1920 to 1922 he was
instructor at Texas A. & M. College,
after which he was a student at the
Iowa State„.College where he received
his M. S. degree in 1923. He was
instructor at Clemson College from
1923 until he began work in Auburn.
Very few changes have been made
in the Extension Service staff. Miss
Gladys Tappan, district home demonstration
agent in the Black Belt,
resigned to enter the University of
ed by Miss Elizabeth Forney who had
worked in Lauderdale, Marshall, and
Lee Counties as county home demonstration
agent. Miss Forney came to
Alabama from South Carolina. She
was educated in the public schools,
high schools, and colleges of that
State.
Four members of the 1924 class
have been retained by the Institution.
W. A. Young is assistant agricultural
editor, and E. E. Hale has been retained
as extra county agent with a
view to being given a county at a
later date. Both Mr. Young and Mr.
Hale are employed by the Extension
Service.
J. C. Gains is doing research woik
in entomology, devoting most of his
time to the boll weevil.
W. H. Weidenbach is secretary in
the office of the dean of agriculture,
taking the place of Herman Trapp
who resigned to engage in the ginning
business in Tennessee.
NEW MEN ADDED TO
EXPERIMENT STATION
Beginning at once eight lines of
research work will be conducted by
the Experiment Station of the Alaba
ma Polytechnic Institute as a result
of the Purnell Bill which was passed
by the last Congress, appropriating
additional funds for agricultural experiment
stations.
Plans have\been in the making" for
several weeks with a view to starting
these projects. Ax official announce
ment has,!»een made by Prof. M. J.
Funche^s, dean and director, that
additions- to the research staff have
been ljjade, and additional laboratories
ag& laboratory equipment install-
Jrth which the work is in progress.
Dr. Georgia Winifred Burton, the
first woman to devote full time on
the staff of the Alabama Experiment
Station, is starting research work in
nutrition. She will make a special
study of the vitamin contents of
foods commonly used in Alabama.
A foods laboratory is being equipped
in a residence near the Agricultural
Building an'd in this laboratory Miss
Burton will do her work.
At the same time, W. D. Salmon,
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Located over Jones Grocery Store
Board $21.50 per month
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Lunch Room Open To General Public
From 6:00 a. m. to 12:00 p. m.
Only Student Waiters Employed
HL D* Mims, Prop*
who has been working for some time
on animal nutrition problems, will begin
a study of the effects of minerals
on the growth and nutrition of animals.
Mr. Salmon and Miss Burton
will work in connecting laboratories.
Dr. W. D. Kimbrough, who was
recently added to the Experiment
Station staff, will make a special
study of the effects of fertilizers on
the yield, quality, and carrying capacity
of the more important vegetables,
and also strawberrys and watermelons.
Over 200 plants will be included
in his study.
* Dr. Kimbrough will also make a
study of the rotation of garden crops
or vegetables in an effort to find a
way to control nematodes, since nematode
injury is becoming of greater
economic importance annually.
Prof. John E. Ivey, head of the
poultry department, will study the
possibility of substituting vegetable
protein for animal protein in the ration
of poultry.
This study is of special interest in
this State since Alabama produce*
annually a great quantity of protein
in cotton seed.
Dr. W. H. Pierre, who is also a
new addition to the Experiment Station
staff, will study the effects on
soil acidity of nitrate of soda, sulphate
of ammonia, urea, and Leuna-salpeter.
This research is striking at
the very bottom of the great commercial
fertilizer problem which amounts
to $12,000,000 to $15,000,000 annually
in Alabama. Dr. Pierre will
limit his work to cotton.
W. H. Appleton will make a study
of the effects of fertilizers and lime
applied, to uplands used for pastures.
The lowland pasture problem is fairly
well worked out and Mr. Appleton
will endeavor to find how to make
good upland pastures. He will use
legumes and grasses in combination
and also alone.
Another study by Mr. Appleton will
be one to determine the fertilizer
values of hairy vetch when turned
under at different stages of jjvo'wtJi.
Prof. Funchess said tnat all of this
work will be done in laboratories and
also in experimental plots at Auburn.
In this way field and laboratory work
will go forward together.
INFORMATION OF INTEREST
TO STUDENTS
IN THE PARK
By Don Qui
Now as the sunset fades I walk alone,
. Unsought, unknown,
By crowds that hurry past,
My mind weighed down with foolish
dreams,
Oh, senseless schemes!
Until I see at last
That memories of days gone by
Have brought me to the spot
where I
Last saw your face—
Oh, holy place!
The faintest strains of music o'er the
lake
Dim memories wake
Of perfect moments here,
And from a garden in the distance
there,
Borne in the air,
A fragrance, sweet and dear
But though I wrack my foolish
mind,
One thing is gone from 'auld Iang
syne',
And that's your name—
Oh, what a shame!
COLLEGE REGULATIONS AND
GOVERNMENT
The government of the college is
administered by the president and the
faculty in accordance with the code
of laws and regulations enacted by
the trustees and all matters of an
academic nature are handled by the
Executive Council.
The faculty have aproved a constitution
submitted by the student body
providing for student government and
in accordance with the authority
granted under this constitution, the
student council is empowered to administer
matters, pertaining to the
general conduct end welfare of the
student body.
Regulations pertaining to honesty
in class work and in examinations are
administered by the Honor Committee
selected by the students in accordance
with the constitution of • the
honor system.
Each student by the act of registration
obligates himself to obey all
rules and regulations of the college.
REGISTRATION
Registration after class work beg
ins involves additional administration
work and affects the work of the stu
dent. An additional fee of $1.00 per
day will be charged for each riav
registration for the first-semester is
delayed beyond September 8, >hv
maximum charge for late registration
being fixed at $5.00.
The official registration period for
the second semester .closes at noon
January 23. An ext-a fee of $5.00
will be charged-1 for registration on
January 25 an<J an additional fee of
$1.00 per day will t>« charged for
each day registratuwi• is deferred beyond
this date, the maximum charge
for late registration .for the **eond
semester being fixed at $10.00.
No exception will be made to these
'reguTatlonsV™ ~"~ i'
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NEWS SCHOLARSHIP
(Continued from page 1)
Alabama College, Birmingham-Southern,
Howard, and Woman's College,
Montgomery. The scholarships provide
for the necessary expenses of
each student up to $500 or $2,000,
for the four years. The scholarship
to Woman's College is given personally
by Victor H. Hanson, publisher
of the News, and the Montgomery
Advertiser, in honor of his wife, the
scholarship being known as the Wee-nona
Hanson Scholarship.
The plan of granting five scholarships
each year was adopted by the
News four years ago and with this
years' winners, the number' of scholarship
holders in the colleges in the
State numbers twenty young men
and women.
SECOND SUMMER SCHOOL
CLOSES SUCCESSFUL TERM
(Continued from page 1)
p e r v i 11 e; Frederick B. Sullivan,
Hodges; Josiah Robins Weed, Columbia.
Bachelor of Science in Secondary
education: Wallace Henry Lindsey,
Jachin; Marius deShay Marquis, Sel-ma;
Helen Bowman Salmon, Auburn;
Marye Tamplin, Auburn; Marcus
Morton Woodham, Ariton.
School of chemistry and pharmacy
Bachelor of Science: Shirley Fairfex
Alexander, Prattville.
Bachelor of Science in pharmacy:
Amby Campbell, Crossville.
CLASS ATTENDANCE
Attention to study and punctuality
in attendance on recitation and all
other duties are required of every
student. Students are expected to
attend every recitation, convocation,
or laboratory period.
Students who have excessive absences
must take additional courses
before graduating. One semester
hour will be required for each sixteen
unexcused absences and major fraction
thereof, counting absences in all
subjects, including convocation.
Each absence incurred within three
days before or three days after an
official college holiday will be counted
as two absences. The following
are the official holidays as listed in
the catalogue: Thanksgiving, Christmas,
February 22, and May 1. A zero
may be given for each unexcused
absence from class.
Absences from class on and after
the opening day of the second semester,
due to late registration on the
part of first semester students, will
count the same as other absences.
When a student has absences, excused
or unexcused, equal to twenty-five
percent of the total number of
class or laboratory periods in any
subject during the semester he will be
dropped from that subject by the instructor
and will be required to repeat
it before receiving credit. If
the student's work is thereby reduced
below the minimum number of hours
required the student will be directed
to withdraw from the college upon
recommendation of his dean.
Absences may be excused provided
they are due to sickness of the student
as reported by the surgeon to
the registrar, serious illness in the
immediate family of the student requiring
him to leave college, or to
leave of absence granted the student
as a representative of the college on
application properly approved and
filed in the registrar's office.
LEAVE OF ABSENCE
No students except seniors have
permission to leave Auburn unless
their application is approved by the
registrar. Seniors must also have
the registrar's approval if they miss
any college duty while away from
Auburn. These regulations do not
apply to visiting Opelika, unless
college work is missed.
SICKNESS
The surgeon is present at the college
daily and will visit at the quarters
the students who are reported
sick.
No student will be excused for
sickness unless the surgeon is notified
when the student is ill.
PROBATION
A student shall | e placed on pro-
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bation when he has passed on fewer
than eleven semester hours of work.
The student stays on probation until
the next regular reports are made,
when first, his probation will be removed
if he passes on eleven or more
credit hours of his work, second, his
resignation will be requested if he
does not pass at least eleven hours of
work.
ELIGIBILITY FOR
STUDENT ACTIVITIES
No student will be permitted to engage
in athletics or other student
activities who (1) is on probation or
(2) who has not taken the examinations
and passed at least eleven hours
>f his preceding semester'swork.
CHANGES IN COURSES OF STUDY
After October 1 in the first semester
and February 20 in the second
semester, no student will be permitted
to enroll in a new subject except
by permission of the executive council.
No student who enters after the
fourth week of the semester will be
permitted to register for the full
hours scheduled for his course except
by permission of the Executive Council.
A student is required to have the
approval of'his Dean before changing
his program of studies."" Absences
will not "be execused if a subject is
dropped without the Dean's permiss-peat
the semester's work in that subject
in class.
A failure with a grade of 50 to 59
on any semester's work may be made
up by a re-examination within the
next six months of the students residence
in college. If not passed off
in this interval the course must be
repeated in class.
No conditioned grades of seniors
made prior to the second semester
of the senior year may be cleared
by re-examination after the regularly
scheduled re-examination period in
the senior year, Sept. 28-Oct 3.
The grade of a student who stands
a re-examination and passes shall be
recorded as 60.
Only one re-examination will be
given.
their class are published as having
attained distinction.
Graduation with honors is dependent
upon the accumulation of poin
throughout the course . ]
REQUIREMENTS FOR
GRADUATION
Candidates for graduation must
complete one of the prescribed degree
courses with grades which will
give at least as many quality points
as twice the number of semester
hours required for the degree.
HONOR SOCIETIES
Phi Kappa Phi, Tau Beta Pi(Engi
neers), Gamma Sigma Delta (Agriculture),
Eta Kappa Nu (Electrical
Engineers),Gamma Sigma Epsilon
(Chemical), Alpha Phi Epsilor (Literary
Societies), Theta Alpha Phi
(Dramatic Art), and Botegha (Archrj
tecture.)
PROFESSIONAL SOCIETIES
Engineering and Chemical Societies;
Architectural, Pharmaceutical,
Home Economics and Veterinary
Medical Associations: Agricultural
Social Science and Dramatic Clubs.
DISTINCTIONS AND HONORS
Students in-any. slass whose quality
points amount to 90 percent of the
maximum number possible for their
class are published as having attained
j highest distinction. Those whose
quality points amount to 75 percent
of the maximum number possible for
CHEDULE OF REPORTS
AND EXAMINATIONS
Sept. 28-Oct 3 Re-examinations
Oct. 17 Grades of deficient students
reported.
Nov. 21 Mid-semester grades re
ported.
Jan. 15 First semester examinations
begin, 8:30 A. M.
Feb. 8-13 Re-examinations
April 1. Mid-semester grades
reported.
May 19 Second semester examinations
begin.
PRIZES
Awarded for excellence in^
science,Architectural Design* <
tive Design, Agriculture, Military
Drill, Debating , Declamation, Oratory
and Athletics.
RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS
_ College. Y.M.C.A. er.d Y.W.C4
Five denominations are representc]
in Auburn: Episcopal, Presbyteria
Baptist, Methodist and Catholic. 1
LITERARY SOCIETIES
Websterian, Wirt, and Wilsonianj
RE-EXAMINATIONS
To take a re-examination at the
regularly scheduled time the student
must secure a card from the registrar
and pay a fee of $2.00 for each subject,
the maximum charge at any examination
period being fixed at $5.00.
A fee of $5.00 is charged for each
examination given at a time other
than the regularly scheduled examination
or re-examination period. ,
A student whose semester grade
falls below 50 will be required to re-
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